Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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Impreachy Oct 01, 2019

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After years of sitting on the pot, Speaker of the House Nance Pelose FINALLY took a big ole' dump on Trump, when she announced, last Tuesday, that the House is launching an official impeachment inquiry into Trump's phone call with the President of Ukraine. Cut to: Republicans are ridiculously righteous, democrats are resentfully defensive, and the combative atmosphere makes Julie & Brandy downright annoying. They attempt to fight through their pointless anger to break down the impeachment inquiry, before getting enraged again at some tragic Facebook news. This episode might contain some enlightening information, but it's best served with the volume low, and a heaping side of drugs.. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WhistleBlowing in the Wind Sep 24, 2019

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In a move that was shocking to no one, Trump enlisted the help of a foreign government to help him in the 2020 election, and someone at the CIA blew the whistle. Will this be the thing to finally get him impeached? Not likely, but Julie & Brandy break it down anyway. After that, it's all about how Saudi Arabia got bombed by drones and why (they think) Trump is blaming Iran. Then, Julie's (heterosexual) dad stops by to share his gay feelings about immigration, before a Brandy-powered So There's That. Delivered late & done half-ass, this episode is a lot like whistling into the wind... pointless. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First Ever Democratic Debate Special Sep 18, 2019

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After a lot of laughing, crying, and technical snafus, Julie & Brandy finally finished the first ever Dumb Gay Politics Democratic Debate Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled the best moments from the candidates that are nearest and dearest to their hearts. In the interest of time, they keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves. And while this episode may be a day late and a dollar short, all of the democratic candidates are money AF. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Preacher & The Pool Boy Sep 10, 2019

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Evangelical leader and anti-gay activist, Jerry Falwell Jr. has been exposed as a corrupt hypocrite and a fraud, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it down. He used the non-profit status of his university to create a real estate empire, he used Trump's personal lawyer to bury a sex scandal involving him and his wife and the pool boy, and then he used his power & influence over the moral majority to get Trump elected, The whole thing stinks on ice, and the girls are enraged. Fueled by alcohol withdrawals and pms, they transfer their redundant rage from Christian criminals to corporate ones in yet another anti-Amazon segment. This episode is like a lettuce-wrapped burger: parts of it are good, but it's just too messy to enjoy. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mooch is a Mench, Pt 2! with Anthony Scaramucci Sep 03, 2019

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It's the day after Labor Day and Julie & Brandy are hungover AF, but nothing cures the 'back to school blues' like jamming out to the sweet sounds of Tiffany Trump & Countess Luanne de Lesseps (and yes, they are strangely connected). What would normally be the pinnacle of any episode, is topped by a visit from Dumb Gay Politics legend, Anthony Scaramucci. The Mooch didn't have much time to talk, but that doesn't stop the girls from lurking and hounding him until he makes the time to tell the 14 listeners the (updated) 'friends to enemies' tale between him and Trump. The whole thing is classic Julie & Brandy from start to finish: it's thrown together, posted late, and accidentally offensive. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DGP+BDSM Aug 28, 2019

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It's the last week of summer, and Julie & Brandy are partying like they don't need rehab. There's no news, and anything significant is happening because Trump is insane. From hawking his golf resort at the G7 Summit, to threatening to buy Greenland, the president is on a one-way train to crazy town. Last week, he told the Prime Minister of Israel to deny entrance to two American Congresswomen because they are members of the BDS Movement, so to round out the episode, Julie takes Brandy to BDSM Scheww. The whole thing is very random, but if you can make sense through their hangovers, you just might learn something. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All About the Recession Benjamins Aug 20, 2019

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This week, Julie & Brandy focus on the lean, green side of things in an hour-long rant, that is both (simultaneously) outrageous and outraging. That's because there is one issue affecting every other issue, and it (finally) cannot be ignored; THE ECONOMY. Maintaining self-control while talking about something as personal and infuriating as the economy is difficult at best, but making sense on the topic proves to be even harder for the girls. Julie helps Brandy through an existential, economic breakdown, before having one herself over Democratic billionaire, and self-funded presidential candidate, Tom Steyer. Judge Julie reads Tom Steyer to filth, and then sticks around to show us her softer side in a 'So There's That' dedicated to animals. We salute and acknowledge the 14 listeners, because only the most loyal of people could survive a recession AND a crappy podcast (like this one). ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sex, Drugs & Gun Control Aug 13, 2019

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This week, Julie & Brandy tackle the gun control debate in the only way they know how: dumb and gay. Even though there have been more mass shootings than DAYS in 2019, there's good news on the horizon, but you have to listen to the podcast if you want the burn of the scalding hot tea. After yelling their way through the gun lobby sh*tstorm, the girls listen to the gay feelings of one of their 14 listeners, Rene Soto, and then Julie finds the Republitarian alternative to Trump in her 'So There's That.' They get points for passion, but as of yet- no one's in 1st place when it comes to the 2nd Amendment. ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bern Baby Bern Aug 06, 2019

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The opening song of Dumb Gay Politics has never been more prophetic than it has this week. 'America has gotten kinda wack' with mass shootings every other day, and the immovable gridlock of the gun control debate. The only thing Julie & Brandy can do is turn their focus to who is going to replace Trump in 2020, and that means chopping up last week's debates. They attempt to rehash the highs, the lows, and the what-have-yous, including how Beto O'Rourke is 6'4" and Pete Buttiegieg has the same birthday as Brandy. After that, their trusted intern and friend Aran O'Roe stops by to take the girls to Bernie Sanders Scheww, and that's when sh*t gets REAL. It's been a long road since the 2016 election, but we are closing in on 2020 and Julie & Brandy are finally feeling The Bern. ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feelings, Feedback & F*cking Russia Jul 30, 2019

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Special Council Robert Mueller finally testified before Congress, and Julie & Brandy were not impressed. Nonetheless, they work through their sober/diet rage in order to rehash the details and the aftermath of his testimony, including possible impeachment proceedings and future Russian election meddling. After that, they do a Gay Guys & Their Feelings featuring several different listeners with feelings about Julie & Brandy & Bernie Sanders! It's an episode filled with lots of rage, lots of feedback and lots of f*cking feelings! So, if that doesn't appeal to you- you're probably in good company. ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.