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Douchecapades in Space with Roy Black Jul 13, 2021

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This week, Virgin Mega-Douche Richard Branson spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow-end of outer space for 4 minutes, before returning home for a party in New Mexico (that he threw himself), where he anointed himself an astronaut. Left with no choice, Julie & Brandy spend the first third of the episode talking about how tiny his d*ck must be, and imagining fun torture-scenarios involving him and Jeff Bezos. After that, they get drunk and meet up with legendary defense attorney, Roy Black, who breaks down all the legal douchecapades surrounding the Trump Organization. Top that off with a 'So There's That involving ITT Technical Institute, and this just might be the douchiest episode in regular weed history. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** HELLO FRESH: Get 14 free meals at HelloFresh.com/DGP14 and enter promo code DGP1 at Checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mourning Meghan McCain with Lea Black Jul 07, 2021

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This week, Meghan McCain quit The View, and Julie & Brandy got drunk at Lea Black's house. Other things happened, but nothing else matters. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT: Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everybody Hates Republicans Jun 30, 2021

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It was a week of homecomings, as Julie & Brandy made their triumphant (but temporary) return to Bravo TV, and Donald Trump made his moderately anticipated (yet permanent) return to the MAGA rally stage. Neither event mattered in the grand scheme of things for Julie & Brandy, but revisiting their old lives (both pre-Trump, and post-Bravo) only served as a stark reminder of how much they love JoJo & KiKi, how much they miss NeNe Leakes, and how much they hate f*king Republicans. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order. Go to Prose.com/DumbGay *** BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** CANVA PRO: Design like a pro for FREE for 45 days at Canva.me/DumbGay *** *** HELLO FRESH: Get 14 free meals at HelloFresh.com/DGP14 and enter promo code DGP14 at Checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Confederacy of Douches Jun 22, 2021

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This week, Julie & Brandy give JoJo & KiKi an 'A for Effort' for all their hard work, despite Joe Manchin and the Republicans c*ckblocking them at every turn. From Covid-relief to Infrastructure to Voting Rights to a January 6th commission - there is (literally) nothing that Senate Republicans are willing to vote for - EXCEPT Donald Trump. Always thirsty to show their MAGA-loyalty, a handful of Washington's douchiest Republican Senators went down to The Faith & Freedom Conference in Kissimmee, Florida, to do just that. Turns out, the faith & freedom of "normal" Americans is being threatened by the insidious agenda of liberal Democrats, but never fear! Donald Trump is the Archangel of the Republican party, and he's here to save the day. He will stand against the evil forces of equality, justice, and opportunity - and he will fight for every American's God-given right to be a douchebag. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order. Go to Prose.com/DumbGay *** UNCOMMON GOODS: Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/dumbgay *** *** BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

From Moses to Meghan Jun 15, 2021

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This week, Julie & Brandy officially say goodbye to the Opioid Epidemic, and hello to the wonderful world of withdrawals. They are bitchy and braindead as they break down the G7 Summit and the Build Back Better (than China) World Plan. After that, they nurse their Moses Hacmon hangover with a tall glass of non-alcoholic Haterade at Meghan McCain o'clock. The ride is free, and your drivers are sober, but the journey is stressful, and the road is harsh - so take this episode with a tequila shot and a grain of salt. And then black out and pretend it never happened. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay *** *** BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Good, The Bad, & The Israel with Moses Hacmon Jun 09, 2021

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On this week's episode, JoJo & KiKi travel internationally for the first time since taking office, and Julie & Brandy interview an Israeli for the first time since starting this podcast. Both milestones have very high stakes, but after (barely) breaking down President Biden's trip to Europe, the girls spend most of the episode soakng up the spiritual, hydrating energy of Moses Hacmon. Moses Hacmon is an Israeli artist who is engaged to Julie & Brandy's personal role model, Trisha Paytas. He goes by Moses, but he looks like Jesus, and the fact that he agreed to do this show is nothing short of a g*ddamn miracle. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** UNCOMMON GOODS: Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/dumbgay *** *** BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hot Psaki with a Side of Karine Jun 02, 2021

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The podcast is late this week, because Julie & Brandy honored America's fallen soldiers on Memorial Day by doing what they do best: getting drunk. Emotions are high, and the hangover is real, so after a quick recap of the work Kamala Harris is doing in the Northern Triangle to help stem the flow of immigration at the Southern Border, the girls take an extra-long lunch with some extra-large shots of Hot Psaki. And while the hair of the dog might have made their hangovers better, the only way to make this episode better is to get completely drunk before listening to it. Bottoms up! *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT: Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** UNCOMMON GOODS: Get 15% off your next gift. Go to uncommongoods.com/dumbgay *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Postcards from a High Horse May 25, 2021

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This week, Julie & Brandy take their 14 listeners for a bumpy ride on a very high horse. The journey starts with Republican's c*ckblocking Critical Race Theory, navigates through the treacherous terrain of Israel & Palestine, and ultimately ends (with a sore ass) at a Red Lobster in Virginia. From start to finish, it's a relatively quick trip, but if unapologetic opinions and righteous indignation don't float your boat, then this is one voyage you might want to skip **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *** BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** *** LUCY NICOTINE GUM: Get 20% off your first order! Go to Lucy.Co and enter promo code DumbGay at checkout*** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Maskless World with Norman Korpi May 18, 2021

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After taking a week off, Julie & Brandy's triumphant return is underwhelming, at best. Not only is the episode late, but the first segment is all about how the CDC lifted mask restrictions, yet everyone is still wearing masks. Luckily, the clout-meter raises exponentially when the girls interview gay icon and reality TV legend, Norman Korpi from the original cast of Mtv's The Real World. Norman Korpi is one of the most underrated human beings on the planet (which is probably why he agreed to do this podcast), and Julie & Brandy are HERE. FOR HIM. This episode might be a day late and a dollar short, but Norman from the Real World, is like dirty, sexy, money in the bank. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order at HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justice Mapping School with Eric Cadora May 04, 2021

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This week, Julie got knee replacement surgery, so the girls spend half the episode in an opioid fever dream. Luckily, community justice expert (and all-around cool mother-f*cker) Eric Cadora zoomed by *PRE-SURGERY* to teach Julie & Brandy about the importance of 'Justice Mapping' as it relates to racial equity and police reform in America. It's a crucial lesson, taught by an accomplished man, sandwiched between the ramblings of two dumb, gay dirtbags. And if you make it all the way until the end, you'll know why this episode is serving: Justice with a Side of Ranch. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** NATIVE DEODORANT: Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** UNCOMMON GOODS: Get 15% off your next gift. Go to uncommongoods.com/dumbgay *** LUCY NICOTINE GUM: Get 20% off your first order! Go to Lucy.Co and enter promo code DumbGay at checkout*** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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