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The gang discusses their entertainment choices over the break then decide which actors should play them in the Hollywood movie of the radio show. The guys learn about this year’s top resolutions and then place their bets on who will kick the bucket in 2022.

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DBM 12-15-21 Pound Town, Crappy Christmas Gifts and Wine Pairings Dec 15, 2021

The guys discuss a mortified father who stumbled across his daughter’s sexy livestream. Then, we field some calls from the listeners about the worst Christmas presents they’ve ever received. And finally, for a special treat, our good friend, Wine-Man Tim Flynn, stops by to bestow the gift of knowledge unto the gang: some sophisticated holiday wine pairings.

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DBM 12-14-21 Throat Goat, Taco-Suprem-est and Bee Puke Dec 14, 2021

We have some breaking news for you about Nancy Reagan. Dale might become a brain surgeon. Chuy reviews some tiny tacos for FFF. Dale thinks about making Chuy dash for his holiday bonus cash. Chuy commits to eating his own vomit.

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DBM 12-13-21 Toilet Paper, Cougar Fight and Dye-Packs Dec 13, 2021

Chuy tries to rationalize his laziness by arguing that 34 is too old to attend a party. The gang discusses the quality—(or, lack-thereof)—of the building’s toilet paper. Chuy plans to fight nature’s shortest beasts.

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DBM 12-10-21 Camel Humps, Pot Brownie and Boom-off Dec 10, 2021

The military exploded some dude’s dead mom. Bob tells a story about the time he got stoned with his college Spanish professor. The listeners face off in a boomer-reference-ID-duel.

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DBM 12-9-21 Turd Bag, Snack Attack and Festive Flicks Dec 09, 2021

Chuy petitions for women to have their own leer-free gyms. The gang talks about which super-rad fads they bought into then find out which tasty treats were incepted on their birth years. Then, the guys talk their top-3 Christmas movies and field some calls from the listeners.

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DBM 12-8-21 Movie Piracy, Styx Trivia and FFF Dec 08, 2021

The gang learns about the ramifications of illegal downloading. Also, this just in: the guys are now allowed only 3 boners per show! Dale faces off with a listener in a battle of Styx trivia. Tesla Dan stops by the studio to make some holiday-charitable-contributions/tax-write-offs.

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DBM 12-7-21 Soylent Green, FFF and Dopey Dolphins Dec 07, 2021

The world’s running out of maple syrup—but don’t worry; Canada’s here to bail us out. The guys consider buying some fried-chicken-pajamas then find out some sketchy facts about a certain slippery sea creature.

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DBM 12-6-21 Lunar Cube, Broadway Bro-down and Elephant Erection Dec 06, 2021

There’s something mysterious on the moon! The guys find out if they’re considered Austin-affluent and then plan a trip to NYC to scarf some dirty-water-hotdogs. And why is it that you can’t do anything with a chubby anymore without being called “sex-crazed”???

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DBM 12-3-21 Preacher-Creatures, Leftover Sushi and Metal of Honor Dec 03, 2021

The gang questions the authenticity and motives of the mega-church evangelists. The guys find out the “objective” ratings of their taste in music. Then, in a special segment you don’t want to miss: Dave engages in a heavy metal scream-off with professional metal musician, Floppy.

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DBM 12-2-21 Lactation, Eagles-off and The Mandela Effect Dec 02, 2021

The guys flash back to the days of yore—when breast milk was an acceptable coffee creamer. Dale faces off with some listeners in a game of trivia. Then, Bob and Chuy argue the doll divide—whether to preserve or play.

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DBM 12-1-21 Listicles, Pubic Lice and Digital Land Dec 01, 2021

The guys receive some glaring conformation that rock and roll is officially dead. We find what the best cities for singles. We also discuss the aesthetic value of NFTs.

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DBM 11-30-21 Hearing Test, Rudest States and Stick Shift Nov 30, 2021

Respectively, the guys see how many megahertz they can hear. Dale considers moving to North Korea. The gang learns about some hot, steamy, holy alien sex. We also learn about “the sweet spot” regarding financial success.

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DBM 11-29-21 Trends, Golden-skin Gobbler and Love Actually Nov 29, 2021

The gang dives right back in after Thanksgiving by addressing the latest developments in our world. Have you heard about the would-be-cannibal-turkey? And the woman who breastfed her kittycat on an airplane? The guys also get into a heated argument about the famous rom-com, Love Actually.

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DBM 11-19-21 Thanksgiving Food, Dave Appraisal and FFF Nov 19, 2021

With Bob out of the studio for his Thanksgiving break, Dave fills in and showcases his parody rap skills. The gang also discusses their favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving dishes.

Have a happy Turkey Day everyone!

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DBM 11-18-21 Greatest Actors, Speakeasy and Dale Watson Nov 18, 2021

The gang argues about the all-time acting greats then considers going for a subterranean drink. Then, we talk to the notorious Dale Watson. Finally, the gang gets to the bottom of just who killed rock n’ roll.

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DBM 11-17-21 Brandy, Shoemaker and Parakeet Penis Hunting Nov 17, 2021

With Bob running a little late, Dave fills in for a bit and encourages Dale to give a little airtime to the hit duet song he recorded with Bob Schneider. We also play an old recording from when Craig Shoemaker got Dale and Bob roles in a big Hollywood film. The guys also discuss the proper technique for how to find the bird dong

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DBM 11-16-21 Jones-ian Impressions, Magic Jamz and Oil Fires Nov 16, 2021

Dale busts out his Alex Jones impression. The gang also counts down the greatest rock ‘n roll solos of all time. Then, we jam out to the old school Orlando Magic theme song and learn about a cooking explosion.

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DBM 11-15-21 Campus Creeper, Talent Show and Universal Data Nov 15, 2021

The gang learns about a sneaky creep. Dale also prepares to race a 105-year-old woman. We also bust out an old tape from a ’93 talent D&B talent contest. With the holidays fast-approaching, the gang considers putting a few items on layaway. The guys also get subatomic.

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DBM 11-12-21 Collectibles, Chicken Wing Champ and Quicksand Nov 12, 2021

The guys go full-on Boomer by busting out some Antiques Road Show. Dale tells the gang an uplifting story about a serial killer. The gang also fields some calls from the listeners about their most valuable collectibles. Then, for a special treat, the guys scarf some Pluckers to see who the chicken wing champion is. We also discuss the dangerous element of quicksand.

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DBM 11-11-21 Scrotal Necrosis, Oswald’s First Try and Little Feet Nov 11, 2021

Dale tells a story about the time he snorted too much powdered ecstasy on a Ruidoso ski lift and bled all over his white ski jacket. Chuy debuts his hip new segment Chuy’s Trends. The guys also learn about a testicular snake bite. And there’s breaking news regarding the JFK assassination. We also celebrate the great songwriter, Lowell George. Finally, the gang argues over the top 10 rock vocalists of all time.

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DBM 11-10-21 Snow-mageddon, FFF and Sexiest Man Alive Nov 10, 2021

The gang reflects on last year’s infamous winter storm. Then, they learn about a few new classy, french-fry-inspired delicacies. Dale also plays some embarrassing show clips from 1996. Dale and Bob also appraise their Tinder matches. Then, Dave jumps in the studio and tells a story about his first and only Tinder hookup.

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DBM 11-9-21 Tinder-ized, Retro Troll and War Anthems Nov 09, 2021

Dale describes his newly-customized Tinder profile and potential matches. We also bust out an old clip from when a 1990’s troll called Dale to bust his balls about his Howard-Stern-inferiority-complex. Bob also invents a term: “horoscopal incest”. The gang also finds out what the greatest 80's albums and war songs of all time are.

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DBM 11-8-21 Beach Bob, Colon Cleanse and Comet Vomit Nov 08, 2021

On today’s show, Dale accomplishes a feat that he’s never before done in 30+ years of radio. Bob also decides to discontinue his Tinder conquest because he’s dominating so severely. The crew learns about a super-creep mortician who did some weird stuff to a bunch of dead bodies. We also read a letter from a listener whose husband has been getting very thorough colonoscopies. Finally, the guys harmonize on some beautiful old songs about butt-wiping and ingesting chemicals.

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DBM 11-5-21 Wanderer Pt. II, Danzig and Tinder-ized Nov 05, 2021

Dale plays a bit more of his old therapy tape with the infamous Zev Wanderer. Amanda Dudley stops by the studio to bring the gang some breakfast and ends up hanging out for a little chat about cars and Glenn Danzig. The guys also discuss the recent news in unhealthy cuisine. Dale and Bob also appraise some old photos of themselves for their Tinder-appeal. Tesla Dan also stops by the studio to bestow some charitable donations upon the world.

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DBM 11-4-21 Zev Wanderer, Sopranos Ending and Expensive Garbage Nov 04, 2021

Dale tells a story about an old life coach/hypnotist that he used to speak with in the 80’s. We also play another round of ‘Guess Bob’s SAG Paycheck’. We also hear from the listeners about expensive things they’d never buy. The crew also litigates Jim Halpert’s crimes against humanity and romance.

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DBM 11-3-21 National Sandwich Day, Christian Con-artist and Sci-Fi Showdown Nov 03, 2021

The guys debunk a new JFK conspiracy. Then, they celebrate national sandwich day by debating whether avocado should be a sandwich ingredient. The gang also learns about a Christian radio host who’s been scamming people. The guys also try to understand the strange concept of NFTs. Finally, the guys try to decipher the difference between science-fiction and science-fantasy.

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DBM 11-2-21 Urinary Narcolepsy, Booger Mountain and Stripper Monkeys Nov 02, 2021

With Bob back in the studio, the guys catch up on recent developments in bodily fluids and processes. Chuy also tells the gang about a recent run-in with the cops. We also hear about a doozy of a rumor… ALLEGEDLY, a UT coach’s stripper-girlfriend named Pole Assassin owns a monkey who bit a trick-or-treater. The gang also discusses the idea of animal languages as well as the top 10 watched Netflix shows of all time.

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DBM 11-1-21 Dave’s Band, Comedian Appraisal and Dystopian Dormitory Nov 01, 2021

With Bob taking a much-deserved vacation day, Dave the intern fills in and spills the beans about his days as a burnout wanna-be-rockstar. Then, the makeshift crew decides to purge a bunch of unused show material. In doing so, they learn about some interesting haunted places and an evil billionaire who’s trying to run a creepy experiment on a bunch of college students.

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DBM 10-29-21 Sophistication and Wine Tasting Oct 29, 2021

The gang welcomes sommelier, Tim Flynn, into the studio for a classy wine lesson.

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DBM 10-28-21 Trips Ahoy, Porcelain Adventures and Sexy Sales Oct 28, 2021

The guys fight another battle in the war on Halloween—the spiked-candy one. Then, a couple spooky Small Town-Tober stories. We get treated to an old answering machine message that Bob left for Dale back in the 90’s. The gang also flashes back to an old producer who would chat with random strangers on the toilet in public bathrooms. We also learn a foolproof strategy to get laid in 7 days. Finally, the guys learn how to have an un-offensive Halloween costume.

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DBM 10-27-21 Broadway, Nugget of Knowledge and Mortician Skillz Oct 27, 2021

The gang discusses the prospect of taking a guys-trip to the manliest place on earth… Broadway! Then, with Halloween fast approaching, the guys fight another battle in the War on Halloween. Then, after yesterday’s listener request, the gang treats us to a nugget of knowledge. The gang also learns about some of the basics of preparing a body for burial (or funeral pyre).

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DBM 10-26-21 Second Harvest, Mindlessness and All dem Girls Oct 26, 2021

In a very touching segment, the gang learns about a Dale Dudley who likes to give back to the community. Then the guys entertain the idea of adopting a new life philosophy—apathy and detachment. Dale also plays some old answering machine messages from his days as a ladies man… which leads right into our next topic: A new flesh-eating STD is spreading across the globe!

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DBM 10-25-21 Fright Night, Mid-Life Crisis and Karen’s Korner Oct 25, 2021

The gang gets ready for Halloween with a spooky edition of Small Town-Tober. Then, they learn about a new trend in mid-life crises. We also stop by Karen’s Korner for a Halloween Karen-ing. Finally, the guys riff about pharmaceuticals.

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DBM 10-22-21 Day Tripper, Rich Kid/Poor Kid and Q&A Oct 22, 2021

Dale reminisces about a road trip. Chuy goes on an emotional rollercoaster when he sees a story about old people falling in love. The crew also learns about a high school football game in which kids from different socio-economic backgrounds were pitted against each other for class supremacy. Finally, they open the phones up for some free-for-all Q&A time.

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DBM 10-21-21 Horsey Sauce, Vikings and Religious Freedoms Oct 21, 2021

Dale plays a couple old answering machine messages of the women-scorned from his past. The gang also speculates as to the seedy underbelly of Arby’s. The crew also discusses the possibility that Vikings were the real American pioneers. Finally, the guys get into a lukewarm dispute about the 1st Amendment.

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DBM 10-20-21 Travolta Parody, Worst Inventions and Golden Slang Oct 20, 2021

The gang starts things off by playing an old Bob Fonseca Song Parody for the ages. The guys also field some calls from listeners about the worst products of all time OR their current obsessions. A list of old slang terminology is also appraised for its contemporary relevance.

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DBM 10-19-21 Plant-Power, Indecent Proposal and Butt Sauce Oct 19, 2021

The gang learns about a trashy garbage-bandit. Then, they consider the possibility of swearing off the meats. The crew also gets schooled on the nuanced art that is fine wine. Then, they discuss a couple recent news stories about dudes doing super dude-y things. First, one dude gets in a plane crash while proposing. Then, another dude has been experiencing some horrific problems with his bathroom-regulatory functions.

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DBM 10-18-21 Chicken Bog, Beatles Breakup and Space Signals Oct 18, 2021

Apparently, James Bond picks up chicks at gay bars. And, in today’s edition of Small Town-tober, the guys watch news stories about a “Chicken ‘Bog’ Cook-off” and the cancelation of a very important local holiday. Then, the guys run down a list of the experts’ favorite albums. The guys also bicker over how the Beatles broke up—and the aftermath. Finally, the gang receives some radio signals from the cosmos—so they prepare to be replaced by aliens from outer space.

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DBM 10-15-21 Rush, NOKIA Nostalgia and Kooky Colloquialisms Oct 15, 2021

The guys discuss Canadian rock legends, Rush, and try to figure out which album is their “The Wall”. Then, they learn about a small-town motel that—get this—DOESN’T CLEAN ITS ROOMS PROPERLY!!! The gang also discusses the highly-anticipated comeback of the NOKIA brick phone. Finally, the guys field some calls from the listeners about the hidden meanings of obscure turns of phrase.

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DBM 10-14-21 Double-Boner-Blowout, Class Clownery and Senseless Starchild Oct 14, 2021

Hey, buddy! Dale’s returns from vacation and tells the gang all about his trip to the Great White North! He also provides a play-by-play report of his transportation troubles. After that, the guys try to rationalize their poor academic careers. Then, the gang listens to KISS-Army Drill Sargent, Paul Stanley, yell inane and arbitrary things at them. Finally, the crew listens to some quaint news stories for Small-town-tober.

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DBM 10-13-21 Chuy and the Man: Childhood Games, Doorknob Farts and Fast Food Fanatics Oct 13, 2021

On today’s episode, the guys discuss the popularity of the hit show, Squid Games—which sparks a conversation about childhood games. Dave jumps in the studio and helps Bob and Chuy reminisce about childhood tomfoolery. Then the crew investigates the disappearance of Ronald McDonald.

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DBM 10-12-21 Chuy and The Man: Rock ‘n Roll’s Dead, Reno and Ricky Phillips Oct 12, 2021

On today’s episode of Chuy and the Man, the guys dig into the golden age of rock then deliver its eulogy. We also discuss America’s recent supply shortage. Then, Dave hops in the studio and tells a story about his trip to Reno. Finally, Ricky Phillips from Styx stops by to chat with the guys about the band’s upcoming show at ACL Live.

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DBM 10-11-21 Chuy and The Man: Rock Rap, STT and Wedding Photography Oct 11, 2021

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DBM 10-8-21 Chuy and The Man: Balding, STT and Twitch. Oct 08, 2021

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DBM 10-7-21 Mom Victimized, Small Town Airports and Moments Relived Oct 07, 2021

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DBM 10-6-21 Answering Machines, Small Town-tober and Foursome Oct 06, 2021

The guys discuss the whistleblower who exposed the destructive effects of Facebook. Then, at Chuy’s request, Dale plays an old answering machine message from his therapist. We also run through some small town news stories. Then, the guys have a foursome with some new toys.

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DBM 10-5-21 Tiny Phone, Jingle Jangle and the Search for Oneself Oct 05, 2021

Dale considers the positives and negatives of his new teeny-tiny, adorable little iPhone. The gang also blasts through a few more hokey small town news stories. Then, Dave jumps in the mix and pitches some of his ideas for the show. The guys also fawn over Blake Shelton’s gorgeous and piercing blue eyes. Finally, we discuss a man who lost himself… then found himself.

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DBM 10-4-21 Small Town-tober, Theme Park Rides and Nugget of Knowledge Oct 04, 2021

Weekend News Update: Dale dropped his phone into a hot tub… 3 times. The crew dives head first into Small Town-tober by ripping through a few gems. Then, after learning about the new-school of school pranks, the crew reminisces about how pranks used to be. The guys also discuss a list of the worst theme park rides. Bob drops some knowledge on the listeners… then Dale drops an actual nugget. Finally, the gang talks about a new primate masturbatory technique.

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DBM 10-1-21 Small Town-tober, Restless Anal Syndrome and Food Crimes Oct 01, 2021

In the debut installment of our recurring segment, “Small Town-tober, the gang watches a few hokey news stories from small-town-USA. Then, they discusses a new survey about prolific tech-usage and the related social effects. The guys also talk about a little-known side effect of COVID-19: Restless Anal Syndrome. Then, the gang talks about various cuisine no-no’s and fields calls from the listeners about their examples.

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DBM 9-30-21 Fast Food Fanatics, Life’s Crappy and Life Hacks Sep 30, 2021

The crew starts things off by discussing the most recent developments in lowbrow cuisine. Then, for today’s Suck-tember, Dale plays an old Bobby McFerrin song parody entitled “Don’t Worry, Life’s Crappy”. The gang also discusses brain-eating amoebas and newly-extinct woodpeckers. Finally, the guys talk about life hacks then ask the listeners for some personal examples.

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DBM 9-29-21 Fax Machines, the War on Halloween and Nessie Sighting Sep 29, 2021

The gang plays an old clip from the Deb-era of the show. Then, they discuss some new billboards that have gone up in Round Rock. The crew also discusses the war on Halloween and then gets a ‘Yours Truly’ update from the one and only O.J. Simpson. Also, a drone has apparently captured footage of the Loch Ness Monster.

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DBM 9-28-21 Breast Boy, Grandma’s Goodies and Bernie Blooper Sep 28, 2021

For today’s Suck-tember, the guys play an old 90's song parody from Dale's stint as a grunge rocker. Then, they test out a new smartwatch feature that’s supposed to notify the authorities if you’ve fallen down and can't get up. The crew also fields some calls from listeners about their grannies' freezer food. Then, we play an outtake from Dale’s performance in the movie Bernie. The crew also discusses their all-time worst guests.

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DBM 9-27-21 Suck-tember, Mammoth Reanimation and Crotch Rockets Sep 27, 2021

The guys start off the week by whining about the building’s busted AC. Then, we make a stop by Karen’s Korner. Also, in a suckfest that's come to be known as “Suck-tember”, we bust out a super-sucky sound clip in which Sir Suck, Dale Dudley, convinces his mother that he’s going to murder an unborn fetus by sucking it out preterm. Finally, Dave jumps in the studio and solidifies himself as a being a complete and total moron by making some motorcycle noises with his stupid idiot mush-mouth.

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DBM 9-24-21 Overrated Movies, Despicable Heroes and the Magnetosphere Sep 24, 2021

The crew discusses movies everyone loves that they hate. Then, we field some calls from listeners on the subject. We also talk about protagonist-movie-characters who are actually horrible people. Then on another sudden and impromptu episode of Chuy & the Man, the guys explore the science behind the Aurora Borealis.

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DBM 9-23-21 Oreos, Jurassic Farce and Rolling Stone Top 500 Songs Sep 23, 2021

Dale prepares to return to his old form—OG Dale Dudley. Then the guys discuss dinosaurs that didn’t really exist. The crew also critiques Rolling Stone’s new list of the best 500 songs of all time and invites the listeners to get issued an official personal song.

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DBM 9-22-21 Carpet Bomb, Brazilian Incest and Pizza Roll Poopie Sep 22, 2021

Dale discusses an entitled tenant's demand to carpet one of his properties because of the deafening sound of footsteps coming from upstairs. The guys discuss a Brazilian National soccer star who knocked up his gorgeous niece as well as a Walmart employee quitting in glorious fashion. Then, the crew riffs about the kind of booze that burns your nostrils. Finally, we flip through some of the strangest and silliest recent news stories.

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DBM 9-21-21 Dale’s ribs, Karen’s Cornhole and Pee-hole Problems Sep 21, 2021

Dale returns after yesterday’s absence due to his medical emergency and gives an update about his future in the biz. Then, for today’s installment of Suck-tember, we play another old gem. The crew talks about a new paint that’s so white it could make air-conditioning obsolete. We also discuss a new Karen-cornhole-incident.

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DBM 9-20-21 Cat Genitalia, Bob’s Geese and Box o’ Beans Sep 20, 2021

In today’s very special impromptu episode of Chuy and the Man, Bob describes his recent cat troubles—which sparks a scientific discussion about feline reproductive organs. The guys field some calls from a few cat ladies. Then, Chuy plays the Dr. Melfi to Bob’s Tony Soprano by identifying his “swimming pool geese”. The guys also discuss the fun environment at Austin FC’s Q2 stadium. The guys also discuss a frijole-give-away with a 35,000-person waitlist.

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DBM 9-17-21 Suck-Tember, Bob Schneider and Drunk Hecklers Sep 17, 2021

We play an old clip from the moment when Dale and Bob were notified about 9-11 live on-air. Bob Schneider also stops by the studio to play a few songs off his new album… and also to debut the duet he recorded with Dale. We hear some listener reviews on their glorious new hit single. Then, Bob Schneider hangs out and discusses drunk hecklers, entitled gropers, and the warmth of vinyl.

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DBM 9-16-21 Bluebonnet Trails, Gobble Balls and MOPAC Melodies Sep 16, 2021

Dale has some suggestions for the Texas mental health system. We also listen to a few caller reviews of last night’s Eric Clapton concert. Then, finally, Dale nails a rendition of Tears in Heaven. In “Fast Food Fanatics”, the guys disparage Panda Express for their extremely tardy (and nonsensical) entry into the fried chicken wars. Then, the crew salivates over some revolutionary and decadent food items. We also play an old Austin-inspired parody song that Dale wrote back in the stone age.

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DBM 9-15-21 Norm Tribute, Semen Injections, Legal Pet Peeves Sep 15, 2021

The guys pay tribute to the late, great Norm Macdonald by telling some stories and playing some clips. The crew also discusses artificial intelligence algorithms that can insert your family members seamlessly into pornography or make a stranger's clothing disappear. The guys also talk about America's newest super villain--The Semen Syringe Bandit. Finally, the crew talks about the most aggravating legal behaviors and field some calls from listeners on the subject.

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DBM 9-14-21 Honesty, Mother Dearest and Russian Diplomacy Sep 14, 2021

Dale channels Billy Joel by getting candid about his relationship with Matt. Then, in today’s touching installment of Suck-Tember, we play an old tape in which Dale called his mommy live on the air. Finally, the crew tries to improve diplomatic relations between the USA and Russia.

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DBM 9-13-21 Karen’s Corner, Dale’s Sky Dive, and Women's Wellness Sep 13, 2021

With Matt out of the studio, Dale, Bob and Chuy start things off by discussing a few recent news items. Then, in our recurring segment, “Suck-tember”, Dale treats everyone to an excruciatingly embarrassing retro radio clip from the time he jumped out of an airplane. Then, Heather and Tessa from Austin Urology stop by to discuss the Women’s Wellness Center as well as to provide the guys some pointers on how to enhance their libidos.

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DBM 9-9-21 Sound FX Sampler, Fast Food Fanatcis and Phonetic Fumbles Sep 09, 2021

For today's show, the guys get nostalgic. First, the crew runs through their excessive inventory of sound effects and purge some of the outdated and politically correct clips from the system. We also harken back to the golden days radio in our recurring segment, “Suck-tember”. Then, to juxtapose the sentimentality, the crew pines over a new and innovative concept, “the ghost kitchen”, which crams 24 restaurants into one. Finally, a little language blunder sparks another archive deep-dive in which we revisit some embarrassing slip-ups from the past.

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DBM 9-8-21 Crime-fighting, Suck-tember and Matt's ER Story Sep 08, 2021

With Dale back in the studio, the guys catch up on the weekly goings-on and discuss gubernatorial super heroes as well as their crime-fighting tactics. Then, inspired by his triumphant return to radio, the gang debuts a new segment entitled “Suck-tember” where they dig into the archives for some deep cuts that illustrate how sucky Dale is, was, and forever will be. Then, Matt gives an account of his experience at the ER.

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DBM 9-7-21 Dale's Visit, Pee Anxiety and College Mascots Sep 07, 2021

Dale makes his much-anticipated return to the show. The crew welcomes him back graciously and sensitively by interrogating him about his experience and providing him with some comedic distraction. Bob describes his record-induced urinary anxiety. The guys also dig into a new problem plaguing society—panty thievery. Finally, the crew discusses the sexiness of college mascots.

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DBM 9-2-21 Duct Tape Defense, Ice Cream-spiracy, and Movie Tropes Sep 02, 2021

With Spence filling in for Dale, he, Chuy and Bob discuss airplane fracas defense strategies. Then, the guys help Chuy try to adjust to his new all-liquid diet, which leads to a conversation about spinning sacks of moist, milky substance. Matt jumps in and the crew fields some calls from listeners about their least favorite movie tropes. Finally, the crew riffs about Florida-shaped sex toys and rock and roll memorabilia.

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DBM 9-1-21 Manly Massages, the Metaverse, and Bruh Time Sep 01, 2021

With Spence filling in for Dale during his vacation, the guys address Bob’s recent emotionally-charged man-on-man massage. Then, intern Dave jumps in the mix and the guys discuss the possibility of moving the show into the metaverse. Finally, Matt joins in and the makeshift crew explores the nuanced linguistics of caveman-bruh-speak.

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DBM 8-31-21 Bulk-buy Enemas, Roommates from Hell and Popstar Ethics Aug 31, 2021

Spence from Coyote joins the crew for the day and shakes things up a bit. Chuy shares a diagnosis with everyone, and provides an excruciatingly detailed account of his bowel issues. Then, the guys discuss the joys of horrible roommates and listen to some caller testimonials about their roommate experiences. Finally, the guys delve into the statute of limitations on the cancel culture phenomenon.

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DBM 8-30-21 Diverticulitis, Hedgehogs and Donut Holes Aug 30, 2021

Dale takes a day off. With Chuy experiencing some gastrointestinal issues, he and Bob field calls from some amateur M.D's who provide their diagnoses. Then, Matt jumps in the studio and the guys discuss airport brawl strategies and porn stars. Finally, the guys explore the perplexities of donuts and try to solve the donut hole conundrum.

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DBM 8-27-21 Find the positive, School daze, and Milk Crates Aug 27, 2021

Dale takes a much-needed vacation day. Chuy and Bob start things off by flippin the script from Wednesday’s show and project some positivity into the universe. Then Matt jumps into the mix and the guys reminisce about their days in school. Rumplemintz Larry ghosts the show and blows his big opportunity.

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DBM 8-26-21 Family Feuds, Flabbergasters, Furniture Polish Lube Aug 26, 2021

Dale has an emotional breakdown after discovering a friend's betrayal live on-air. Cooler heads prevail after hearing some caller testimonials about their related experiences. Then, Dale shares a more light-hearted story about an unexpected package he got in the mail last night--which leads us into a conversation about titty terminology.

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DBM 8-25-21 Fast Food Fanatics cont'd, Find the negative, Nirvana baby Aug 25, 2021

The guys discuss the logistics and quality of various fast food joints and discover that hot dogs shorten your life by 36min a piece. Then, the guys engage in a mindfulness exercise in which negativity is projected into the universe. Intern Dave picks up the guitar and proves, once again, why he didn't make it as a musician.

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DBM 8-24-21 Rub 'n Tugs, Video game fight, and Bob's plan-B Aug 24, 2021

Randy Cohen calls in from his yacht/brothel. Then, the guys discuss Austin’s prolific rub ‘n tug scene. Dale tries to join a Latin prison gang. Then, Dale and Chuy get into a heated argument about video games.

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DBM 8-23-21 Tinder Help, Matt's Invitation & Fast Food Fanatics Aug 23, 2021

The guys go through all the celebrity deaths that occurred over the weekend. Matt discusses his experience at Dale's pool party. We hear from some Eric Clapton ticket losers. Dale blows everyone's minds with some super-sick guitar licks. Intern Dave kisses Dale's ass to try and get to the top.

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