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E71: Baby, You're a Firewerk Jul 04, 2018

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Ahhh, American Independence Day! The day we celebrate our victory over British tyranny a couple of centuries ago*. Get ready to blow things up, binge drink**, eat too much barbecued meats, and get hella sunburnt. July 4th also means it's time to celebrate Nicole's birthday***, and that's even more of an excuse to party! Let's celebrate this country and our co-host by listening to Erin and Nicole talk about some of the craziest fireworks mishaps throughout history!

*Shout out to England. We're like cousins that beat the crap out of each other and maybe one or both of us sustained permanent face and brain damage but like, we're cool now, right?? **Don't get blackout drunk and do 'splosions! *** Erin made a few donations in Nicole's name for her birthday. If you're interested in learning more about the organizations she donated to, please go to their websites:

The Trevor Project: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

The Florence Project: https://firrp.org/

Every Town for Gun Safety: https://everytown.org/

E70: While You Were Sleeping Jun 27, 2018

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Our lady, who art in movies, Sandy B thy name, is our patron saint of this week's episode. She Was doin' it right in 2014, when an intruder/stalker broke into her home in the middle of the night. You know why? She'd seen Panic Room (starring a young K-Stew) and she installed a "safe door." Miss Congeniality? More like, Miss THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY, MOTHER F***ER. Join Erin and Nicole as they recount Sandra Bullock's very scary situation and the aftermath of the encounter. Oh, and a couple of other celebrity stalker stories 'cause they're relevant to this episode.

E69: That Girl has Pooooison Jun 20, 2018

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This episode is a throwback...to the Roman Empire. Back then, you could throw a stone and hit 400 f****d up things before it even hit the ground. It'd be all ricocheting around the plaza, hitting murderers and whiny emperors and stuff. Any one of those things would have made for a great episode...and maybe someday they will. But today, the focus on a lady-herbologist who knew some thaaaangs. She knew that if you ground up this herb and that herb, you could make it look like someone's death was an accident. Sounds like the dark arts, but I think it's more Practical Magic (Sandy B reference!). Join Erin and Nicole today as they whip up a concoction (read: podcast episode) on the infamous mistress of poison, Locusta!

E68: Nickelbang Jun 13, 2018

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(Verb): To fornicate to the sounds of Canadian rock band Nickelback. See also: Nickelblast.

That's right, Erin and Nicole are expanding your vocabulary today, inspired by a listener story! And to round out the episode (aka make it the length of a regular episode), the ladies explore a very fun, yet complicated conspiracy theory about Avril Lavigne. Did you get the joke? 'Cause Avril has a song called "Complicated?" It's funny.

E67: DIY BIO Jun 06, 2018

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This whole episode can be summed up with the phrase "leave it to the experts." Let the scientists do the science stuff, let the astronauts do the astro stuff and let the podcasters do the Bigfoot's dick jokes. But these days, everything is a crap shoot and people who have zero credentials in anything are telling people the earth is flat, so f*** me, right? Might as well let a bunch of randoms try and science their way to a cure for herpes because why not? This week, join Erin and Nicole as they explore the seedy underbelly of Biohacking and all of hubris surrounding "DIY Biology."

E66: Motley Eüüüü May 30, 2018

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From their inception until the height of their career (and really, now), one band defined the decade of decadence. They drank all the drinks, did all the drugs and clogged all the drains with their long ass 80s hair. But all that hard livin' catches up to you and before you know it, you've reached your fifties, you look sixty, and your body feels like it's seventy. This week, Erin and Nicole look back at the rise of one of the greatest bands the 80s ever chewed up and spit back out: Motley Crüe.

E65: The Greatest Showman? (Part Two) May 23, 2018

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If you haven't listened to Episode 64 (Part One of the PT Barnum Two-Parter) start there. If you're all caught up, we're finally getting to the circus stuff, Dudes! Let's recap quickly, shall we? PT Barnum was what we'd call a "s***bag." He exploited a ton of people, he was a swindler and he looked nothing like Hugh Jackman. Join Erin and Nicole as they visit the next chapter in his life, where he's mostly up to the same old awful humbugs.

E64: The Greatest Showman? (Part One) May 16, 2018

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PT Barnum was a show-man alright. But was he the greatest? Ummm, I guess it depends on how you define "greatest?" If by "greatest," you mean he was the most icky, opportunist, racist humbug out there, then sure. Let's call him the "greatest." Join Erin and Nicole as they eye roll their way through their first two-part episode!

E63: Game of (Porcelain) Thrones May 09, 2018

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They've finally done it. A whole episode about toilets. From holes in the ground to holes in castles to holes in space, join Erin and Nicole as they discover all the ways people dispose of their poop.

E62: Cult du Jour May 02, 2018

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"Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that." -Lloyd Christmas

This week's episode has all of the status levels of a cult. We've got your diamonds, your sapphires, your golds, your platinums...Hang on, is this a cult or an MLM? It was a trick question - it's BOTH! And now we all rejoice with Erin and Nicole as they dive into the most current of events: The NXIVM cult. Hold onto your second butthole because this is breaking news and it's only getting crazier from here!