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E131: The Harshest of Mistresses Aug 28, 2019

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Say that three times fast. You sound like Daffy Duck, don't you? This week, take a road trip of the mind to DTFU's favorite place: Las Vegas. She's a city of vices: cocktails, gambling, porno cards (you may know them as escort cards?) and she can be a real bitch. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about the series of tunnels below the strip and how harsh Lady Luck can really be.

E130: Sounds like a Draaaaag Aug 21, 2019

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I think this is one of those "this-was-a-click-bait-article-but-maybe-there's-something-there" episodes? Doesn't matter - it's happening. Join Erin and Nicole for an hour long conversation about the ridiculous RuLes the contestants *allegedly* have to abide by, during the filming of a season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Category is: Earhole Eleganza!

E129: Hail Satan! Aug 14, 2019

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This week, the satanic rituals are plentiful as Erin and Nicole finally dig into the cultural phenomenon that is the Satanic Panic. It's like the Salem Witch Trials, but with more hairspray.

E128: Hot Girl Summer Aug 07, 2019

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Hopefully you're sippin' a blended beverage on the beach/next to a pool/with your feet in the sink, because it's summer and the heat is on! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the evolution of women's swimwear. TLDL (too long, didn't listen)? Just know women had to basically wear a wooden box at one point.

E127: Drop It Like It's Not Jul 31, 2019

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There's an age-old, summer tradition in the Netherlands where young, pre-teen children are dumped off in the forest and have to find their way back to civilization. Except, maybe there isn't? I mean, there is, but it sounds like camping? Join Erin and Nicole this week as they discuss the New York Times profile on the Dutch "tradition" of Dropping.

E126: Dr. Sly C. DeClitt Jul 24, 2019

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This episode is a train wreck from start to finish. Erin and Nicole leave the station via the Cats Trailer, picking up speed as they make a slight left into The Lion King. There's a quick detour to make a pit stop at the Patreon and finally, it's full speed ahead on the nightmare of this week's topic: Dr. James Burt AKA the "Love Surgeon" aka the UNCERTIFIED vaginal surgeon. You know what? Let's just all hang out in the train's bar car so we can guard each others' clits, as we toast to the doctor with the most misplaced confidence of anyone we've ever heard of...once we reach the point of the episode where he died in 2012.

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E125: The Baddest Bitch and the Return of Sir Anus Jul 17, 2019

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Guess who's back? Back again? Here's a hint: he's got less taint than any royal you've ever met. It's Louis XIV! But he's just keeping up appearances, because we have a real hero on our hands who deserves all of our attention and more. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about the most badass lady you've never heard of: Julie d'Aubigny, aka Mademoiselle Maupin. If she were alive today, she'd be be the hero we need AND deserve.

E124: Salmonfished by a Kansas Millionaire Jul 10, 2019

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This episode is a little loose, what with recapping all of the celebrations the past week (4th of July, Nicole's Birthday, Erin's new California house warming, Jack's almost-first birthday, etc). But it's also WILD, as Pete's brother Benny (a public defender in Alaska), is working on a VERY crazy murder case. Join Erin and Nicole this week, as they discuss the emerging details of the Eklutna River Murder.

E123: Picture Worthy Jul 03, 2019

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Every year on July 4th, people from all over the world gather in the seaside town of Coney Island, New York, to compete in a timed, no-condiment, very soggy hot dog eating contest. It's disgusting, but it's part of the fabric of the USA. Join Erin and Nicole this week as they explore the ins (and eventual outs) of the world of competitive eating.

E122: Dungeon of Sex Jun 26, 2019

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If you haven't listened to Episode 62, "Cult du Jour," start there. Unless you're cool skipping right to the really f****d up stuff, then you've come to the right place! This week, Erin and Nicole discuss some of the details that have emerged from the trial and conviction of Keith Raniere, the founder/leader of the MLM-Cult that is NXIVM.