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Uncle Si Finds His DREAM Job May 20, 2021

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A literal dream job falls into Si's lap, but he's not sure they appreciate his unparalleled talents. Phillip asks Si whether there will be game wardens in heaven. Si starts preaching and John-David is here for it. Martin wonders if there's more chocolate on peanut M&M's or regular M&M's. Si remembers his pet squirrel ... and what his mom did after it tore up her couch. JD shares the story of his mom's mail-order monkey. And the boys decide 8% of people have lost it, ostriches do NOT play around, and there's one superpower that's better than all others.

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Uncle Si Is the Life Coach You Need Right Now May 18, 2021

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Si is feeling spry and ready to rescue fans from terrible life advice. He NAILS his response to a guy who wants to know if his girlfriend is the one, and the boys address the elephant, er, edamame in the room: vegetarian baggage in a relationship. But first, Si reveals the "Duck Dynasty" pic he's signed more than any other. Godwin's house attracts all the neighborhood dogs, and Si's place attracts raccoons that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. On a related note, JD won't eat anything known as a "trash panda." And the boys share their freakiest possum stories and give a BIG thank you to the police.

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Uncle Si Catches Willie Telling Whoppers May 13, 2021

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Si calls Willie out for spreading very fake news about the Robertson family. Johnny D is shocked to learn that grandmas spank people. Si broke a whole lotta butcher knives as a kid and ALMOST didn't live to tell the tale. Stone remembers his mom whipping his butt at basketball to teach him a lesson. Martin's grandmother put a unique (and possibly poisonous) spin on washing kids' mouths out for cussing. Si explains why he and Jase are practically the same person. Stone shares a pic of the homemade hazmat suit Jase wore when bats invaded his house. Si talks about how God brought him back to Louisiana when his wife said she'd never return. And the boys reveal their favorite Disney princesses.

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Uncle Si Visits Some Very Naked Beaches May 11, 2021

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Si isn't exactly sure what Dogecoin is, but he predicts it's going to the moon! Godwin is judging JD HARD for wearing socks at the beach, and Si doesn't understand why anyone would hit the beach in socks when you're supposed to be ... nude? Godwin shows off his extremely flat feet in all their shoeless glory. Martin sings the praises of gas station fried chicken and hog head cheese. Si doesn't buy what the media's telling him about the skyrocketing price of lumber. The boys deliver a crash course on marriage thanks to Bill and Melinda Gates. JD gives Si literal chill bumps with a story about a humble hero who saved a little girl's life. Si reveals the one thing he won't eat from a fast food place, Martin lays down his one rule about fast food, and the Duck Call Room weighs in on favorite fast food joints (and which ones should be kicked to the curb).

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Uncle Si's Greatest Fantasy Matchups of All Time May 06, 2021

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Si Robertson was a football phenom back in the day, and oh, does he have stories. After reliving the near-death experience of going up against Steve "The Bear" Jones, Si, Martin, JD, and Phillip play a game of what-ifs. What if prime Muhammad Ali got in the ring with prime Mike Tyson? Who would win if Jack Nicklaus took on Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan took on Kobe Bryant? Could Walker, Texas Ranger beat Marshal Matt Dillon in a fight? And most importantly, would Si rather fight one Martin-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Martins? The boys try to come up with the toughest man who ever lived, and they debate which quarterback is the GOAT: Drew Brees or Tom Brady. Si also attempts to name a fan's baby and shares his advice on raising a daughter.

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Uncle Si Was Charged With Stealing a Horse May 04, 2021

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Si Robertson's roguish record of childhood escapades finally comes to light, and it's everything you hoped and more. JD does his best to give back to the bidet community, and Si and Godwin are judging him HARD for spending a buttload on his new toilet. Si teaches JD how to cover the funk on his junk. Godwin serenades Si for his birthday. Si and the boys reveal their theories on the moon landing and UFOs. A fan changes Godwin's mind on okra! And Si gives a shout-out to all the viewers and listeners who made his birthday special this year.

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Uncle Si and the Loch Ness Bass Apr 29, 2021

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Uncle Si is a Louisiana legend, but he's got some competition from the Loch Ness Bass of Toledo Bend. Major League Fishing pro Jacob Wheeler drops by and reveals the craziest thing he's ever caught (and why he had to call the police after he reeled it in). Johnny D is stunned by what the professional angler catches with his $500 lure. Wheeler shares the story of the one that got away — the infamous Big Ed. Si introduces Wheeler to the joys of mustard fried crappie. The boys weigh in on what bait they'd use if they were limited to just one. Martin gets Wheeler to tell the embarrassing story of how his boat almost made an escape on the interstate. The boys try to settle the corks vs. bobbers debate. And Wheeler breaks some BIG personal news.

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Uncle Si Won't Go Fishing Alone EVER Again Apr 27, 2021

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Si's got another wild one for you, boys! It's a battle of wills as America's uncle goes up against an unrelenting 15-pound bass, but only one will emerge victorious. Willie's 49th birthday party serves up the best rib eyes and even better opportunities to throw Sadie's husband under the bus. The hilarity is nonstop as the boys talk shorty shorts on men, party meat etiquette, in-laws, people who skim sausage from a pot of gumbo, and banana and mayo sandwiches. Martin gives a shout-out to a fifth-grade entrepreneur who makes fishing baits. Stone explains how his daughter got the nickname "Bullfrog" from Phil Robertson. There's a good reason Vienna sausages make JD gag. And Godwin is acing his new diet, but there's one problem.

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Uncle Si's EPIC 50th Wedding Anniversary! Apr 22, 2021

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Si is gonna need a whole lot of naps to recover from days of celebrating 50 years with his fiery redhead. Phillip talks about planning the big party, and the boys give Stone props for his awesome toast. Si reveals his best poker strategy and shares the advice every marriage needs. JD finally gets to meet Evil Eye. Si insists he has the range to play MANY characters. Martin gets face-swapped for Willie on "Duck Dynasty" merchandise. And Si tells the story of how he finally ended up getting Christine a real wedding ring ... with a little help from his buddy.

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Uncle Si Is Fixin' to Be Bad to the Bone Apr 20, 2021

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You can't spell "silky" without "Si," and Si is determined to find a silky dragon jacket just like the one he wore when he met his wife. Is there a replacement to match his VERY specific wishlist? Miss Kay says Si stabbed her hand with a fork, but that's not how Si remembers it. Big Bird is NOT safe around Si and Martin. Godwin becomes the handyman during his trip to Al's southern lair. Si's favorite game causes a LOT of belly laughs. The boys remember the "Duck Dynasty" days and the explosive fallout from Si's "Vietnam Special," and JD tries to settle two of life's important questions: Waffle House or Cracker Barrel? And Bert or Ernie? And Si looks back on 50 years with Christine and the birth of his miracle babies.

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