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Uncle Si's Wife Won't Aid & Abet His New Hobby Aug 18, 2022

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Si's wife, Christine, keeps his weapon of choice under lock and key, so he finds himself hunting rats the old-fashioned way — pistols. Phillip breaks out the hard hats and fluorescent safety vests for Si's favorite new hobby. Martin and John-David share two insanely brilliant marketing tricks. The Duckmen may have been in the worst commercial ever filmed — and it's BAD. Martin shares an update on Brittany and the babies and calls out Si for a bald-faced lie. A fan sends in one of the coolest baptism stories ever. And the boys give advice on dealing with dating disappointment and how to handle shame about your past.

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Godwin Faces His First Big Diet Challenge Aug 16, 2022

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Godwin encounters a major diet temptation with his name on it — literally. Uncle Si discovers that quesadillas exist. Martin and John-David debate which pizza chains are actually good. Godwin reckons with a wardrobe malfunction thanks to his new diabetes-friendly diet. Si is confident his club-hopping past makes him the best dancer in the room. A fan sends in awesome trail-cam pics of an albino deer. John-David's young Honey Hole customers are living their best redneck lives. And Si gets deep into why he believes baptism matters so much.

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Si & Phil Robertson Are a Menace to Anything with an Engine Aug 11, 2022

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Si and Phil Robertson have highly unusual ideas about what it takes to maintain anything with an engine. Martin signs on as Godwin's keto diet accountability partner. Si has STRONG feelings about salad dressings, but there's one that's a total gar. Stone is already shopping for Bullfrog's first car, and Si waxes nostalgic about his first vehicle. Si gets fired up about idiot drivers. John-David reveals a happy ending for a fan who needed relationship advice. And the boys help out a shy kid who wants tips for making new friends.

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How Miss Kay Really Injured Her Hand Aug 09, 2022

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Miss Kay busted her finger in the craziest way possible, but she's getting by in strange new ways. John-David tries to get to the bottom of why Willie still has blond hair. Miss Kay drops jaws with her tales of what Phil does in bed at night. Martin points out just how much Si there is in Willie. Miss Kay recalls when Phil almost came to blows during a Bible study, and Si admits he's unleashed his Robertson temper exactly twice in front of Miss Christine. Miss Kay admits there's a good reason Phil should never be president, and Si announces what his first official acts as president would be.

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Uncle Si Absolutely Terrifies People in NYC Aug 04, 2022

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Uncle Si is scarier than a cannibal? People in NYC seem to think so, according to a new viral video. Godwin gives an update on what he can and can't eat with his newly diagnosed diabetes, and the boys share keto diet tips. Martin is horrified by John-David's discovery of a company that makes area rugs from your dead pets. And should John-David buy a replica of the Jurassic Park Jeep? Plus, the boys give breakup advice to a heartbroken hillbilly and send encouragement to a couple who suffered a miscarriage.

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Why Miss Kay Quit Cooking Aug 02, 2022

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Miss Kay introduces a big change in the Robertson kitchen. Uncle Si can't wait to freeze out the boys this winter after his new buffalo coat arrives. John-David has an employee who slept till 2:30 in the afternoon and then asked if he should still come to work. Uncle Si finds proof of God on PBS and admits he's not a fan of Shark Week. The boys reveal their least favorite canned foods. Martin is grateful for hustlers helping him with home renovations before his twins arrive. Stone finally convinces Phil Robertson to upgrade from his 80s-era tractor. And the boys counsel a woman who's torn between two jobs.

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Godwin Finds Out He Has Diabetes Jul 28, 2022

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Uncle Si identifies the culprit behind Godwin's diabetes, and Godwin talks about the diagnosis taking him by surprise. John-David's jaw drops at Si's unexpected reaction to Martin's latest trail cam pics of a "black panther." Godwin shares a Robertson family tale about what a young Si Robertson did with 100 golf balls. Si tries to explain phone chargers with questionable results. Godwin discovers a great reason to believe in ghosts. And the boys have tips on making a long-distance relationship work and how to stay positive when times are tough.

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This Is Why Uncle Si Sleeps with a Night-Light Jul 26, 2022

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Si shocks the room when he confesses one of his deepest, darkest fears and reveals the thing that gives him nightmares. John-David caught screen time on the local news and made the weather girl die laughing. Si gets a crash course on "Stranger Things" from John-David and Martin. Martin chased Si with a snake, and the response was classic Uncle Si. Phillip reveals what Si asked for in his snake-rodeo contract. A crazy mix-up leaves John-David almost naked outside his hotel room at 3 a.m. And the boys give advice on how to handle controlling mothers-in-law.

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Uncle Si Gets Genius Secrets from BBQ Recipe Master Jul 21, 2022

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Si and the boys learn how to BBQ right from pitmaster Malcom Reed. Stone is excited to meet the man behind the YouTube BBQ tutorials that helped him out of a bind more than once. Malcom shares the secret to perfect duck roll-ups and reveals the best cut on a hog (and it's not what you think!) He also tells Martin his top tip for BBQ first-timers. And the boys serve up advice to a guy trying to find a good Christian girlfriend at a yuppie public school. Catch Malcom on the HowToBBQRight channel on YouTube.

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Uncle Si May Have a Freaky Disease from Outer Space Jul 19, 2022

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Si experiences a bizarre side effect after handling a meteorite, and so does "Duck Family Treasure" co-star Murry Crowe. Martin is in awe of Murry's invention that almost destroyed the duck-call industry. Phillip is shocked by Murray's ability to land his planes "safely." Si offers advice on how to transition from military to civilian life. And the boys settle a burning question: Sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

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