Drunk Safari

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Live Show II: 2 Live, 2 Furious Oct 02, 2019

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a.k.a.`Health boundary hogs` and `Butt Straw McGraw`

Fuck yeah. We're live with Drunk Safari veterans JOE WADLINGTON and SARAH GAILEY for a self-care animal extravaganza. We talk coping mechanisms, things that roll into a ball, mom being a bitch and so much more at our last live show. Adam makes a cameo and we play a game.

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It's a Whole Mess Sep 12, 2019

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a.k.a. Buzz Buzz fish

Fish scientist KASSANDRA FORD is here to electrify you with her knowledge of the ocean's vibrators. Or electric fish. Whatever. We get into little bitty buzzers and ALSO electric eels.

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The Cloacal Kiss Aug 09, 2019

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Paleontologist and pal, LEE HALL is back to talk about the UNDENIABLY best dinosaur. We get into the T-Rex in all their tiny-armed glory, and learn my new favorite term: the cloacal kiss. So. Hold on to your butts.

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COME SEE DRUNK SAFARI LIVE on August 29th!
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That Game of Thrones Sh*t Jul 26, 2019

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Anyone who knows me, Maggie, the host of this show, knows that spotted hyenas are my absolute FAVORITE animal. So it is with GREAT PERSONAL HAPPINESS that we have hyena scientist ARJUN DHEER here to 1.) correct my misconceptions about them and 2.) blow my gentle little mind about animals I thought I couldn't *possibly* love more.

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Genetic F*ckery Jul 12, 2019

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a.k.a. 'Forest Hags' and 'Shouldn't-be-tigers'

TARA MARSDEN is here to talk about the world's undeniably greatest and most photogenic primate, the orangutan. We get into why you shouldn't use so much palm oil and also why you should NEVER make a liger, on our newest!

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I Blame Everyone Jun 21, 2019

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a.k.a. 'The Sociopaths of the Skies' and 'Fashion Alien Dogs'

We get into animals sociopathic and weird, with special guest RYAN BOYD! You've probably been physically and emotionally assaulted by a Canada goose, but have you ever even heard of a maned wolf? Educate your face off about these animals both ubiquitous and obscure.

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Live Show: For the 'Gram Jun 14, 2019

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It's our first ever live show! We had the best time ever at the Betabrand store with real humans! In an actual space! Thank you to all who came out, but especially to guests RED SCOTT-- who was a Mouse Deer Scientist-- and MEG ELISON-- who was a Moa Scientist. We project images and play game and talk about animals that would look great on instagram.

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F*ck You, Mike! May 31, 2019

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a.k.a. "Iratus Alienus Equis (Angry alien horses)" and the "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed foxes"

The charming and hilarious BECCA HENRY is here, with some of her best dating woes. And also animal information. Whatever, we're here for it. Her beef with camels gets *personal* and we also talk about foxes who look perpetually judgey, or stoned, or both.

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Ends with Anus May 17, 2019

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a.k.a. 'round bellied bossy barkers' and 'SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! fish'

Fabulous and beautiful and talented comic book author and artist MARI NAOMI is BACK to talk with another adorable mammal! We get into prairie dogs (who can be pets???) and lionfish (who can also be pets, but it's like, not as exciting?) and animals who are cute and animals who are jerks.

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Horny for Facts May 10, 2019

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a.k.a. 'babykillers' and 'my little burrow bois'

Happy 69th episode of Drunk Safari, pals! We celebrated by having special guest BARUCH PORRAS-HERNANDEZ on to talk about bunnies and turtles, bc we LOVE YOU and we LOVE BARUCH and so this is our gift to you, the listener, on this the 69th episode of our show.

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