DRUNK PARENTS

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Episode 9: Cheat, Leave or Poison Nov 05, 2016

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A batched old fashioned. The perils of male birth control. Liberating Halloween Candy. Dating advice from pandas in captivity. And a new Drunk Parents game. Pour yourself some boozy booze and kick up your feet. You deserve it all.

Episode 8: Don't take the bride. Oct 28, 2016

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The Balvenie. Robot prostitutes. “Get out of jail free” cards. Baby-free airlines. And the bizarre courting rituals of mom friends. Giddy up for this week’s rootin’ tootin’ candid convo between two slightly inebriated suburbanites.

Episode 7: Pass the Percocet Oct 21, 2016

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Painkillers. An aging crush. The Roller Derby daydreams. Questionable Halloween costume suggestions. And undies that send a message. All ears aboard, 'cause this train of thought is ready to pull into your brain station.

Episode 6: Wait, are we in the Matrix? Oct 14, 2016

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Gin rickies. Razmatazzes. The death of a "legend." And social-media-induced feelings of inadequacy. Prepare yourselves to listen to the mad ramblings of a woman with a mild concussion and a man whose balls are mere hours away from the chopping block.

Episode 5: Something to live for Oct 06, 2016

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Vodka, whiskey, then wine. Spitting some rhymes. Sexual fluidity. How to not talk about your kids. And the countdown to Sniptown continues. Keep your hands on 10 and 2, 'cause you're in for a wild listen.

Episode 4: Increasing Your Odds of Scoring Sep 29, 2016

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The wine of relatives. The loss of virility. The wrath of pregnancy hormones. And Drunk Parents swag. Things are about to get real personal all up in your ear canals in this episode.

Episode 3: Make some kids today Sep 23, 2016

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Angel's Envy. Friendship avoidance. Our podcast as birth control. And firearms as an aphrodisiac. What do these things have in common? Probably best not to think too hard about it. Just have a listen.

Episode 2: How about a confession? Sep 16, 2016

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Rusty nails. Violence-to-hotness thresholds. An anatomy lesson from a 5 year old. And two drunk parents confessing. Strap on your feel bags everyone, 'cause the emotions be flowing like pinot in this episode.

Like we talked about, if you've never heard Coward of the Country, you don't know what you're missing. Here, have a listen.

Oh, and if that Rusty Nail sounds tasty, here's the recipe.

Episode 1: Our kids are in bed. Sep 09, 2016

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Cocktails. Ukulele lessons. Kid leashes. And metaphorical wolves ripping the flesh off your marriage. These are just a few of the subjects we get into during our inaugural episode.

As promised, here's a link to a highly rated kid leash on Amazon. BONUS: It looks like a backpack AND has a monkey face.

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