Drunk Ex-Pastors

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Podcast #272: Judging Vs. Judgmentalism Sep 30, 2019

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In this episode of DXP we begin by discussing Bieber and Lambos, after which we ponder whether there really is such a thing as the "science" of nutrition (mainly because we're mad that we're not thinner than we are). Jason shares some fresh frustration at his workplace and the people who frequent the place, which leads to a conversation about the difference between making judgments and judgmentalism (as in, does the cover actually reveal a lot about the book itself?). Biebers involve zippers and lotion.

Podcast #271: Faith and Fat-Shaming Sep 23, 2019

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Episode #271 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail from a very inebriated caller pledging to pull his support from another popular podcast and giving it to us. We then address another listener's comments about the charismatic movement and explore the nature of our own early faith, after which we spend some time reflecting on Bill Maher's recent controversial statements in favor of fat-shaming. Biebers involve pushing buttons and careless maids.

Podcast #270: Climate Science, Postmodernism, and "Dick Move, God" Sep 16, 2019

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We begin DXP #270 by celebrating our improved sound quality, after which Christian talks about his new diet. A voicemail launches a discussion about comedy and conservatism, and then we pivot to the issues of climate science and postmodernism. "Dick Move, God" makes its return, after which we debate whether children have the right to online privacy. After a few remarks about gun control we share our biebers, which involve pee and human resource departments.

Podcast #269: Controversial Comedy and Late-Night Intimacy Sep 09, 2019

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In this episode of DXP we hear about an exciting new job opportunity for Christian, and then discuss a recent meme we shared but then deleted due to it being "controversial" (this leads into a discussion of controversial comedy in general). We answer a caller's question about Jason's late-night intimacy, and then discuss a mystery whose secrets we guess we'll never know. We address another caller's questions about psychedelics (which leads to a discussion about demons), after which we share our biebers.

Podcast #268: Death and Poo Sep 02, 2019

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In this episode of DXP Jason gives a brief update on his potential future as a restauranteur, and Christian shares some stories from his recent boating adventure (most of which center around the age-old question of how you're supposed to poop in such cramped quarters). We debate whether lying about stuff makes it true, and then discuss the HBO show Euphoria. We take a call about Gen-Xers vs. Millennials, and then discuss the topic of death. Biebers involve PC culture and service charges.

Podcast #267: The Family, Wokeness, and A**hole Kids Aug 19, 2019

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In this episode of DXP we discuss what is perhaps the greatest Bible lesson ever given, after which we talk about the good-looking-ness of actors (or lack thereof). We tackle the issue of how not to notice hot women around your wife, and then discuss the new documentary about the Christian Right, The Family. We disagree about some recent comments by Bill Maher, and disagree again about whether religious kids are less compassionate than normal ones. We conclude with a bieber about wedding photographers.

Podcast #266: DNA, Workplace Confrontations, and Tragedy in "Toledo" Aug 12, 2019

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In this episode of DXP we learn a little more about Christian's "DNA," and Jason shares a couple stories about valet life. We take a call from a listener with thoughts on whether Trump's recent tweets are racist, and then discuss the mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton (or as Trump calls it, "Toledo"). We then chat with Bill Olien, one of our first patrons, about faith, music, and outreach to the poor and marginalized. Biebers involve running boards and backing that thang up.

Podcast #265: Foreign Accents, our Forties, and Faux Racism Aug 05, 2019

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In this episode of DXP we talk a bit about the new HBO miniseries "Chernobyl," which leads to a discussion about why Hollywood makes all foreign people British. We turn our attention to an old pic that Jason posted in which his father is the same age as we both are now, prompting a discussion of whether 40 really is the new 30. We talk about Reagan's racism and whether Trump's recent tweets are actually racist at all, and then discuss Jeffrey Epstein's plans to jizz all over the world.

Podcast #264: Parks & Rec, Hamilton, and What Guys Want Jul 29, 2019

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DXP #264 begins with some banter about new tech and NBC's Parks & Rec (which features prominently throughout the episode). We discuss a new business opportunity; after which we answer a caller's question about whether it's weird that Hamilton was played by a person of color. We turn our attention to the so-called Transformed Wife and her lady-splaining to us what men really want in a woman. We conclude with biebers, which involve right-hand turns and online password requirements.

Podcast #263: "DNA," Online Success, and Eternal Retribution Jul 22, 2019

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In this episode of DXP we debrief a bit about the wedding Christian recently attended in Texas, after which Jason teaches us how to speak Chinese (which is not racist). We discuss the return of Aziz Ansari, and then debate whether DNA is total bullshit. We respond to some pushback about whether of not we're successful, and then take a call about sowing and reaping in the Bible. Biebers involve airplane armrests and Sprint's customer service.

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