Drunk Ex-Pastors

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Podcast #352: Riches, Rush, and Road Rage Jun 07, 2021

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We begin this episode of DXP by disagreeing about how fun roller coasters are, and then theorize about how we would handle obscene wealth. We hear from a caller desperate to convince us that we are wrong about Rush, and then hear a story about being a cat- and puzzle-person at the same time. We share some road rage stories, as well as a really good reason for Christian to own an Apple Watch. Biebers involve litterbugs and technology.

Podcast #351: Movies, TV, and Video Games May 31, 2021

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We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with an update about Jason's restaurant (and a cautionary tale involving edibles). We then hear from a caller begging us to never break up, which leads into a conversation about the way certain films and TV shows have functioned in our lives personally. We then revisit and try to clarify some things we said last week about the pros and cons of video games. Biebers involve beloved bands and Amazon packages.

Podcast #350: Gambling, Pets, and the Great Reset May 24, 2021

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We begin this episode of DXP with a conversation about what would probably be the coolest job ever. We then briefly discuss cars and movies, and then talk about the ways that the pandemic is causing people to question what used to be considered "normal." We address the charge that Jason is mean, and then we float a half-baked theory that dogs are the Caucasians of pets. We debate whether gambling is worthwhile and hear some feedback on our bidet discussion. Biebers involve divorce and Seattle's rain.

Podcast #349: Bathroom Cleanliness & Cultural Appropriation May 17, 2021

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We begin this episode of DXP by recounting an unfortunate wiping mishap, and then learn about a cool hack to get free food. We discuss Elon Musk and debate whether he's a good guy or a cartoon villain, after which we hear from a caller with an interesting idea to grow the podcast by shrinking it by 50%. We then turn our attention to the issue of cultural appropriation and discuss whether it is even really a thing in the first place. Biebers involve TV seasons and episode spoilers.

Podcast #348: Elon Musk, Demonization, and Abortion May 10, 2021

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Podcast #347: The Stigma Surrounding Sex Work May 03, 2021

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We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by establishing once and for all that Ted Cruz really is a piece of shit. We springboard from the song "Jesus Loves the Little Children" to a discussion of whether it's racist to refer to people as "red, brown, yellow, black, or white," and then freak out that the movie Titanic came out a quarter of a century ago. We delve into prostitution (well, into a discussion about prostitution) and whether there's really anything wrong with paying for sex. Biebers involve meat and earbuds.

Podcast #346: Streaming, Solving Abortion, and Breaking Hearts Apr 26, 2021

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We begin this episode by tackling that age-old question of whether "salt" is a legitimate flavor or not (we applied our laser-like reasoning to "vanilla" a few weeks ago as you'll recall). We revisit the topic of polygamy, and then hear from a caller about how to solve Jason's streaming frustrations. Christian claims to solve abortion, and then we answer another caller's question about heartbreak over past break-ups. Biebers involve masks outdoors and that thing that put Chicago on the map.

Podcast #345: Polygamy, Polyamory, and Punishing Singles Apr 19, 2021

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We begin this episode of DXP with some talk about Christian's stroke, and then naturally segue into a discussion of off-the-rack spandex jeans. Netflix's Away leads to the topic of what we would be willing to die for, and then Jason tells a casino story about what he is definitely NOT willing to die for. We hear from a caller about proper dog training, and then launch into a discussion about polygamy and polyamory. We play a voicemail about cancel culture, and then share biebers involving form fields and streaming.

Podcast #344: Customer "Service," Cats vs. Dogs, and Our Former Evangelical Faith Apr 12, 2021

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We begin this episode of DXP, surprise surprise, by talking about TikTok. We then hear from a listener about how difficult it can be doing customer service for Dominos Pizza, especially when the customer in question is a grumpy podcaster. We hear about Christian's new cat, and Jason shares his thoughts after watching Forrest Gump with his daughter for the first time. We hear from a caller with questions about just how "squeaky clean" we used to be, and then share biebers about ageing parents and cooking sausages.

Podcast #343: Deepfakes, Satan, and Lil Nas X Apr 05, 2021

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One of us had a rough week, which we break down at the top of DXP #343 (and during the discussion we come up with a way to punish appliance companies for charging too much for their shit). A caller wonders aloud what an intimate encounter (ahem) between the two of us might look like, after which we discuss the thorny issue of deepfake videos. We turn our attention to the controversy surround rapper Lil Nas X, which leads to a broader discussion about the N-word. Biebers involve (literal, not metaphorical) small potatoes and the idiocy of Washington's street names.

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