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2nd Annual NYC Fantasy Draft: Underground Edition (with Ann Magnuson & Lady Bunny) Apr 12, 2021

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NYC downtown legends Ann Magnuson and Lady Bunny join Tom and Julie for the 2nd Annual NYC Fantasy Draft: Underground Edition, battling over top prospects like Richard Hell, Sister Dimension, Yoko Ono, and Kim Gordon. Plus Tom and Julie come up with one of their best ideas yet-- a rock musical adaptation of Breaking Bad called Walter B. Bad. And The American Dream Dusty Rhodes, pizza talk, cat talk, Zappa talk, NTFs, Logan Paul, defibrillator pranks gone wrong, Alpha Dog, the ALF reboot with Chris Gethard, and Bill Clinton on Arsenio Hall.

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2ND ANNUAL NYC FANTASY DRAFT BOARD:

1. Andres Serrano

2. Lou Reed

3. Sister Dimension

4. Joey Arias

5. Von LMO

6. Wendy Wild

7. Richard Hell

8. Yoko Ono

9. Connie Girl (aka Connie Fleming)

10. Suzanne Mallouk

11. Annie Sprinkle

12. Kim Gordon

13. Ann Magnuson

14. Hilly Kristal

15. Luc Sante

16. Dean Johnson

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Get Off My Rope Bridge! Apr 05, 2021

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Tom and Julie line up for a classic clip buffet and chow down on listener submitted clips of Marianne Williamson and James Cameron talking Avatar; The Crypt Keeper's short-lived children's game show; David Lee Roth's political cartoons; the rogue helicopter pilot terrorizing one Charlotte NC man; and an anime-themed Domino's Pizza promotional campaign! Plus a new Heckers Flour email! This time Heckers Goes Hollywood! And a serial killer themed pizza restaurant, Billy Bob Thornton and The Boxmasters, Logan Paul's suicide hotline prank show, Brett's tax returns, Tom's favorite millionaires, the WAP fountain but it's a cat, Jackson Galaxy, the worst NBA trading cards, and a great Adam Sandler joke.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Marianne Williamson and James Cameron

*Secrets of The Crypt Keeper's Haunted House

*David Lee Roth Political Cartoon

*David Thompson complains to Charlotte, NC city council about "rogue helicopter pilot"

*Domino's Pizza App Feat Hatsune Miku

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The Cat Daddy vs. The Cat Fixer (with Jackson Galaxy) Mar 29, 2021

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The Cat Daddy himself JACKSON GALAXY stops by to answer listener cat questions, meet Julie's cat Jimmy Jazz, and go toe-to-toe with Tom the Cat Fixer on the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE OF DOUBLE THREAT! Also Brett makes Jackson Galaxy watch a side-by-side video of his cat Frances and Timothée Chalamet to determine who is the better actor. Plus See Saw on a Seesaw, Dr. Phil secrets, the Bad News Bears of podcast networks, the only true crime podcast hosted by true criminals, Brad Garrett on Jiminy Glick, Back to the Future Part 3 and other choo choo movies, Frank "Cannonball" Richards, new Batman villain Moneybags, and more.

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Double Threat 4 Kids Mar 22, 2021

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Tom and Julie talk to three cool kids (Roxanne, June, Desmond) about how to make Double Threat more interesting to the coveted under-10 demographic. Plus plenty of the regular old Double Threat stuff for not kids - Columbo investigates the Manson murders, The Two Jakes, Ed Wynn in Chinatown, Fred Gwynne in Chinatown, the Stop the Steal Pinball Machine, Brett's terrible Twitter, Buff Bagwell, and more.

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Tom & Julie's Animule Kingdom Mar 15, 2021

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Join Tom and Julie for a weird and wild journey through the animule kingdom, featuring farting seals, f*cking tortoises, shoebill storks, chipmunks, hippos, and more! Plus a definitive answer to the question, what would it sound like if a dancing bird of paradise choreographed to Prodigy??? Also Tom and Julie's favorite and least favorite animules, Producer Brett's favorite actor (HUGH GRANT BABY!!!), and another email to TeePublic Gerry.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe then sinks back down

*Seal farts after looking directly at me

*Tortoises Having Sex

*Explorer Interrupts Mating Tortoises, Slowest Chase Ever Ensues

*Shoebill Stork – Prehistoric Dinosaur Looking Bird

*Why Do Animals Like Capybaras So Much?

*Dancing Birds of Paradise

*Guy's Best Friends With 14 Wild Chipmunks

*Hippo Family Eating Watermelons

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TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!! Mar 08, 2021

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The Zapruder film of rock band fights. A Satanic animatronic restaurant on Long Island. The Kansas City Kitler scandal. Tom and Julie go down a rabbit hole of listener submitted clips in this instant classic episode of Double Threat. Plus Julie invents the internet's next hot gif TURN IT OFF (featuring George C. Scott's porno theater meltdown in Hardcore) and Brett provides an update on his highly anticipated Sliders episode. Also piss westerns, movies that Popeye recommengsts, Frank Zappa's country & western album, Tom the cosmetic surgeon, Connecticut horses, Mike Nichols' The Exorcist, Sparks, Biden's dogs eat his ponytail, and Amelie's favorite things. And Julie wins $100 by not laughing at a Seinfeld clip!

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*George S. Scott Hardcore Meltdown

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Schlub Rescue 3 (with Willam) Mar 01, 2021

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Tom and Julie are joined by international Drag Superstar and Race Chaser co-host WILLAM for another round of Schlub Rescue! Featuring aspiring comedy writer Max Beneke and his terrible Twitter @MaxBeneke! Plus Allen vs Farrow, Mike Nichols, Tom plans Julie's funeral, Don Pardo My French, King of Kong on a Plane, Flight meets Sully meets Capt Phillips, and much more!

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The Nancy Meyers Talk Show (with The George Lucas Talk Show) Feb 22, 2021

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Anything you can do, Tom and Julie can do it better. At least that's the theory we put to the test as the hosts of The George Lucas Talk Show-- George Lucas (Connor Ratliff), Watto (Griffin Newman), and Patrick Cotnoir-- join Double Threat for the first episode of The Nancy Meyers Talk Show hosted by Nancy Meyers (Julie) with co-host Nick Marshall from What Women Want (Tom) and producer Brett.

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1st Annual Double Threat Erotic Fan Fiction Challenge Feb 15, 2021

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We asked and you delivered. It's the 1st Annual Double Threat Erotic Fan Fiction Challenge featuring the listener submitted sexual escapades of The Cryptkeeper, Alec Baldwin, McDonaldLand mascots, Producer Brett, and more. We hand out Superlatives for the Best Line of Dialogue, Most Creative Inclusion of Gerry, Best Threesome, etc. PLUS the Top 5 Finalists presented with cinematic sound design and narrated by a pair of very special guests no matter how much Tom and Julie hate it.

Our special guest narrators for this episode are two of the premiere narrators of erotic audiobooks, Laurie Winkel (aka Yvonne Synn) and Curt Bonnem (aka Brad King).

Make sure to vote on Twitter @DoubleThreatPod for your favorite story! Next week we'll announce the Grand Prize winner who'll be taking home a merch bundle from TeePublic and $100 for the charity of their choice.

TOP 5 EROTIC FAN FICTION FINALISTS

"Forbidden Desires" by Mike K from Ann Arbor

"The Visit" by Grace

"Alec Baldwin Hosts an Orgy" by Brian

"One Night in Brett" by Caitlyn

"Keep Them Satisfied" by Mary

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Tales from the Crypto Feb 08, 2021

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Settle in for a classic Tom & Julie episode featuring the queens of NYC public access television, Horowitz & Spector; the chaotic Handforth Parish Council on Zoom; a Danish children's cartoon about a middled aged man with a long prehensile penis; a button for couples who can't figure out how to synchronize their horniness; the return of the Milk and Cereal song; and Double Threat cryptocurrency! Plus Alec Baldwin steals a horse and returns to Twitter! Tom and Julie write each other's tombstones! The beef with George Lucas Talk Show heats up! Tom and Julie give an honest appraisal of Brett's Twitter presence! And a true story of duplicity and false identity from the Terlingua International Chili Championship! Also Howard Zinn's A People's History of McDonaldLand; Merchant & Ivory presents Remains of Filet; Mike Lindell, guerilla filmmaker; Whac-A-Mole goes to series; Julie guesses who's playing in the Super Bowl; Mr. Peanut dies again; and the fancy candy man shops at Walgreen's.

DOUBLE THREAT EROTIC FAN FICTION CONTEST:

Valentine's Day is just around the corner and we challenge YOU to write your best DOUBLE THREAT EROTIC FAN FICTION! The only rule is that you can NOT include Tom and Julie (except in incidental background roles) but you CAN and SHOULD include Producer Brett and any characters from the Double Threat universe - like The Cryptkeeper, Alec Baldwin, Gross Terry, Mr. Delicious, SICO, Ronald McDonald, Oja Kodar, Herman Munster, and so on.

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CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Horowitz & Spector, "Diet Song (Boiled Chicken)"

*Horowitz & Spector, "Something's Rotten In Transylvania"

*Handforth Parish Council Meeting

*John Dillermand Opening Credits (with Subtitles)

*John Dillermand Episode 1

*Lovesync

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