Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

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I Gotta Get Me One of these Cyanide Tablets Jan 10, 2022

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Double Threat returns for the Double Deuce with a rundown of 2022 New Year's Resolutions for the podcast as mandated by their network. Including - More Trending Topics! Make a 900 Number! Record a One Hit Wonder! Plus an update on the latest TeePublic email, the giant topiary chicken, and Brett's Lemon Delights. Also James Corden vehicular manslaughter, planning Cindy Adams' birthday party, RIP Betty White, RIP Joan Didion, Tom and Julie imitate each other, Carey Grant tries to buy a ticket for Urinetown, cyanide tablets, apartment birds, burlesque, McDonald's dinner party, packing a lip, what Charles Manson thinks of Ted Bundy, Rumpelstiltskin, Tom and Julie's sloopband, Goofus and Gallant and Gary, The Creep and the Cage, Hot Stuff, fencing, Julie's 3rd Grade performance of Oh! Calcutta!, David Crosby's turkey basters, red equals green, new britches, and attractive horrible people.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*What Charles Manson Thinks of Ted Bundy https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQmakk

*900 Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3Aj9p5KUs

*John Stossel Interviews Wrestler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

*The Cherry Pie Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKt0EEwv6Q

*Elizabeth from Knoxville Remix https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQqKVR

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A Double Threat Christmas Dec 20, 2021

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Tom and Julie and Producer Brett celebrate Christmas 2021 by opening presents from listeners and from each other! Including a commercial for a Connecticut pawnshop, the Dilberito, a couple Cameos from major celebrities, the Boss at MSG, the spectacular highlight reel of a certain former Atlanta Hawk, and a special song! Also Tom and Julie dictate a new email for Brett to send to TeePublic. And Trump impressions, shame, artichoke dip, The Manchurian Grinchidate, broad references, Chess with a Skellington, Tom's lucky hats, xylophone songs, how to defeat death, Officer Krupke, Shrek the Musical, car pictures, oaters, The Seven Dwarves, Chit Chat I Was Wearing a Hat, Lydia Lunch vs Nardwuar, cats vs dogs, and West Wide Story vs Cats.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE

*Good Ole Tom's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k

*The Dilberito Video Game https://archive.org/details/Dilberito#

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The Coen Brothers Tournament of Characters (with Griffin Newman & David Sims) Dec 13, 2021

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Who is the greatest Coen Brothers character of all time? Marge Gunderson? Anton Chigurh? The Dude? Sy Ableman? The cat from Inside Llewyn Davis? Tom and Julie are joined by Griffin Newman and David Sims (Blank Check) for a no-holds barred tournament between the best characters in the Coen Brothers universe. Plus an update on Brett's quest to cook the classic Italian dessert Lemon Delight. Also Seinfeld, The Experience, ET, Dustin Hoffman, Guess My Fake Uncle, and more.

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Tom & Julie Watch Annie Live! Brett Makes Dessert Live! Dec 06, 2021

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Tom and Julie record Double Threat on a weeknight and watch Annie Live! while Brett attempts to make the classic Amalfi Coast dessert Lemon Delight. Plus Blobby Brady, Get Back, Licorice Pizza, Tom's high school nicknames, Leprechaun, John Mellencamp VR, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Entenmann's, horror conventions down by the airport, The Three Stooges, all the different Sandys, screener season, and Sammy Davis Jr.

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Thanksgiving Leftovers at Plato's Retreat (with Carl Tart) Nov 29, 2021

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Carl Tart (The Flagrant Ones, XOXO Gossip Kings) joins Tom and Julie for Thanksgiving leftovers as they double dip on classic clips from Double Threats past, including Mr. Delicious, Popeye's Village, Scott Adams house tour, and the ice cream taste tester. Plus birds destroy Brett's Thanksgiving family picnic, Get Back, nudge nudge wink wink, Ren & Stimpy, an update on Tom's million steps, comedy terminology, A Laugh Supreme, Yoko Leno, Nicole Kidman filmography, Manson Family graffiti, Old Scratch, and what to do when Death challenges you to chess on the beach.

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Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific (with Margaret Cho) Nov 22, 2021

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Legendary standup Margaret Cho joins Tom and Julie to rank bread baskets, talk shampoo bottle aesthetics, and watch GWAR on Joan Rivers. Plus a certified legendary segment in which Tom and Julie teach you how to successfully pitch a TV show. Also Julie's review of Clifford the Big Red Dog, can presidents drive, Uber Scooch, I'm Surrounded By Morons, ROFL, Todd Phillips' iPod, Woody Allen's Subterranean Homesick Blues, microwave popcorn tips, The 100 Laugh Guarantee, basic bitches, relatable references, Yellowstone, Yogi Bear, Geordi La Forge and Abraham Lincoln, Rogan the Rocky Snowman, James Hetfield's hair vs Dave Mustaine's hair, and Word-A-Day desktop calendars.

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All 9,000 Taste Buds Nov 15, 2021

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Pucker up because this episode is a 10! Tom and Julie do what they do best - watching your clips and making you laugh. The world's premiere ice cream taste tester. The animatronic uncle that didn't make the cut at Showbiz Pizza. Georgia's second tallest chicken. A sneezing trombonist. Plus an in-depth recap of the 2021 Terlingua International Chili Cookoff. And the movie Alien, Brett's birthday, Herman's Hermits Head, Stand By Your Wicker Man, the size of Tom's craw, wet clothing contests, Curtis Sliwa, I'm Not a Witch, Jay Leno and J Lo, and more.

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Live in Terlingua TX! Chili Cookoff Livestream! Nov 08, 2021

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On Saturday November 6th 2021, Double Threat held its first ever livestream. Julie was in New York. Tom was in LA. And Brett was in Terlingua TX for the 2021 Terlingua International Chili Cookoff. It was an unforgettable experience full of weird and wonderful surprises. You can listen to the first hour right here featuring special guest Leatherface (Anthony Atamanuik).

The complete three hour livestream video is available on Forever Dog Plus and features additional guests Jon Daly, Keisha Zollar, and DC Pierson. Plus interviews with chili cooks and chili power players, a live chili judging round, the ventriloquist dummies, Tom's terrifying Halloween costume, and more! Special thanks to Patrick Cotnoir.

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Tom & Julie Become Ventriloquists (with Terry Fator & Tom Ladshaw) Nov 01, 2021

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Tom and Julie fulfill their lifelong dream of becoming ventriloquists with help from America's Got Talent S2 Winner and renowned Las Vegas ventriloquist Terry Fator and ventriloquism historian Tom Ladshaw from the Vent Haven Ventriloquism Museum (Ft Mitchell, KY). Plus a very historic unboxing as Tom and Julie open up their first dummies live on the podcast.

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BONUS Halloween Playlist Oct 29, 2021

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A playlist of listener recorded versions of new Halloween classics "Sexy Costumes," "Paula Deen Killed My Parents," and "The Monster Milk Crate Challenge." Lyrics by Julie Klausner and Tom Scharpling. Presented by Better Help.

(01:53) Sharon Like, "Sexy Costumes" IG: @sharonlike Twitter: @sharonlikemusic

(06:59) Matt, "Paula Deen Killed My Parents"

(08:19) Will, "The Monster Milk Crate Challenge"

(09:53) Nick, "Sexy Costumes" IG: @ofhousemusic Twitter: @of_house_music https://soundcloud.com/of_house

(13:38) Stephie, "Paula Deen Killed My Parents”

(15:10) Christopher, "Sexy Costumes"

(16:24) Nathan and Big Bend, "Paula Deen Killed My Parents"

(17:15) Ema and Nolan, "Paula Deen Killed My Parents"

(20:40) Daniel, "Paula Deen Killed My Parents" https://soundcloud.com/danielkaufmanmusic

(22:12) Christopher, "The Monster Milk Crate Challenge" http://www.prozacrat.com

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