Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

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My Tummy Hurts So You Two Are Stupid Jul 25, 2022

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Tom and Julie chow down on a value meal of clips, including the Kid from Brooklyn on quaaludes, the Winklevoss Twins turning it up to 11, the creator of the Seinfeld theme and his mouth sounds, and the most metal moment in the history of music. Plus Brett is hangry and orders Wendy's. Also Reservoir Dogs musical, bad tippers, Poquito Mas, the Forever Dog garbage situation, the Bob Dylan dumpster diver, Dr Eugene Landy as the Hamburgler, manure in the movies, Crystal Gale, Your Mama Don't Dance, Jeff Meredith Skunk Baxter Bernie Sanders, The Negotiator, footnotes, peak flow meter simulations, Peek Freans are a very serious cookie, leaving your neighbors anonymous notes, and the Cryptkeeper needs a CPAP Machine.

CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE

*The Kid from Brooklyn Quaaludes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2JF0P4GFA

*Winkelvoss Twins cover Rage https://twitter.com/Sculliosis/status/1535441305983123459

*Winkelvoss Twins cover Journey https://twitter.com/nbnhpodcast/status/1536846665834954753

*Seinfeld theme creator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVldNNHQWVw

*Ken Turner Low C https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du27jGN2X1U

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Okay! I Guess This Gal Can Do Everything! (with Vanessa Bayer) Jul 18, 2022

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The one and only Vanessa Bayer (I Love That For You) joins Tom and Julie to watch the best home shopping clips of all time! Plus the world premiere of Mr. Baldwinvedere by Trixy Mercury, Tom gives Brett Covid, Brett phones in from quarantine, and Tom and Julie try to pit Engineer Margot against him. Also The Lumineers, Starbucks music, Wally Pipp, Pearl Harbor, why aren't there more Beach Boys songs about bodies washing up on the shore, Mike Love on Difficult People, Austin Butler as Elvis, favorite South Park characters, and Brett Kavanaugh at Morton's.

CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE

*Munster's Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5T0V3_hlU

*Don West Beanie Babies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-OqzEOs_DY

*Flex-o-Ladder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

*Liza on HSN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4udMQBtMzc

*Look at that Horse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5woNs9WRE

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I Can't Drive 25 (with Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally) Jul 11, 2022

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Party boys Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally (101 Places To Party Before You Die) join Tom and Julie to talk competitive eating and watch Queensrÿche lead singer Geoff Tate's press kit. Plus send us your recording of Mr. Baldwinedere (lyrics below). Also, Julie's impression of Patricia Arquette in Severance, Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain, Bench Boham, Abbott and Costello, and Atlanta strip clubs.

MR. BALDWINEDERE (to the tune of the Mr. Belvedere theme song)

Smashed up the china,

Cause you messed up his lunch.

(Oh my!)

Drop kicked his assistant,

Instead of giving a punch.

(What a guy!)

Cause sometimes pigs get out of line

And no one's spared.

AB is on patrol

Run and hide in the hidey hole.

Your dad is really super maa-aaa-aad.

Every day a new arrival.

Dad's hiding out watching Barry.

It's got a homogeneity of tone.

CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE

*Geoff Tate's Press Kit Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ-QSinSF8

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Alec & Woody (with Dylan Farrow) Jul 04, 2022

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Tom and Julie are joined by author and activist Dylan Farrow (Hush, Veil) to roast Alec Baldwin's Instagram, including a video where he lists all his favorite TV shows while lying in bed. Plus Tom and Julie talk with Dylan about her writing career, an early lost novel about elves in space, and the books that inspired her as a kid. And finally Tom and Julie take on Alec Baldwin's latest attempt to interview Woody Allen - if only Woody's wifi will cooperate!

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Untitled Paris Movie (with Bridey Elliott) Jun 27, 2022

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The wonderful Bridey Elliott joins Tom and Julie this week and she brought clips! Serge Gainsbourg's incest anthem! The premiere Orange County age gap couple! And more! Including Mayim Bialik, Danny Elfman, overrated LA bands, Cindy Adams murphy bed, Eddie Murphy bed, Boomerang, the Turner Classic Movies section of HBO Max, sculpture, double mute, Dodger Dads, Tony Robbins, Shallow Hal, John Hinckley Jr, Tim Burton movies, Dracula, Elon Musk, Todd Haynes' Family Circus, Baz Luhrmann, Woody Allen and the Broken Boomers, and Marty and Elayne.

CLIPS ON THIS EPISODE:

*Lemon Incest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzYnJO6RAnA

*Serge Gainsbourg Tribute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zgLL3yFno

*Mayra and Donnie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r92pazUPKw

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1st Annual Dad Fantasy Draft (with Joe Cilio) Jun 20, 2022

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Who are the greatest dads of all time? Tom, Julie, and Weekend at Bergman's co-hosts Joe Cilio and Producer Brett draft their all-time greatest dad teams. Frank Costanza. Torben Ulrich. Captain Lou Albano. The dad from the song "I've Written a Letter to Daddy." Who makes the cut and who gets left in the dust? It's a dad eat dad world and only the best dads will be left standing. Plus Ricky Gervais is the new Pop'n Fresh, a new segment called Brett's Threats, the new Munsters trailer, and Phil Rizzuto for The Money Store.

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1st Annual Tony Awards Jun 13, 2022

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Tom and Julie hand out awards for achievements by people named Tony. Including Best Spy Shack, Best Headfirst Slide, and Best Member of The Oak Ridge Boys. Plus Brett has a beef. Also specifically what's wrong with Tom and Julie's brains, Southern pitchers of sweet tea, the Brett-5000, Barney Rebel, and Anthony Hopkins is curious about NFTs.

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*Tony's Spy Shack on Survivor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVEQrEpiHQ4

*The Oak Ridge Boys, Elvira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agnjMmoXm6k

*Who's the Boss Opening Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHWYAs0x90c

*Captain and Tenille, Muskrat Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y

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Swimming in the Lake Of REMASTERED (Presented by BetterHelp) Jun 12, 2022

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Last week Tom, Julie, and Jon Daly wrote and performed a Kidz Bop version of Rage Against the Machine's Killing in the Name Of called Swimming in the Lake Of live on Double Threat. Now please enjoy the Remastered version of Swimming in the Lake Of presented by our friends at BetterHelp.

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Kidz Bop Rage Against the Machine (with Jon Daly) Jun 06, 2022

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The funniest guy you know JON DALY joins Tom and Julie to Kidz Bop a Rage Against the Machine song and talk about his new album DING DONG DELICIOUS! And he brings his saxophone!! Plus Julie introduces the #DoubleThreatChallenge - 1) Count your teeth; 2) Put that number of jellybeans in your mouth; 3) Eat them; 4) Have a nice night; 5) Videotape yourself and put it online. Also Bart Simpson robocalls, Tom's e-meter readings, improv is easy, Elvis Costello at the beach, rock and roll accessories, the Pentaverate, the Prog and Ketamine communities, Krutch Bar, Lorne Michaels favorite jellybeans, Tom's scams, and Anthony Kiedis child actor.

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This is Adele Dazeem We're Talking About! May 30, 2022

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Tom and Julie prepare for their first Double Threat live shows (Sept 28 in LA, Oct 20 in NY) by watching clips of memorable live events, including Adele Dazeem, Soy Bomb, Snow White and Rob Lowe at the 1989 Oscars, and Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth's reunion at Wrestlemania 7. Plus Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee crashes into Carpool Karaoke, Hamilton spoilers, horror movies where children sing nursery rhymes, vintage crank porn, the Double Threat soundboard, the origin story of replacement theory, Lorne Michaels puns, Rocky's battle with low cholesterol, Eggslut, the band Live, private investigators, Julie's Bob Dylan impression, John Waters' new book, and the leading causes of death in Marionette, GA.

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*Soy Bomb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OeNKBq63iM

*Adele Dazeem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK7gzArTI0w

*Macho Man & Elizabeth Reunion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu5Zi2HuBww

*1989 Oscars Intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mronRVvdmw

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