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Leaving Kids Home Alone & Things America Does Better (And Worse) Than Britain Nov 04, 2026

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Caroline and Kyle are back together in America - and on this episode of Don't Touch It, they're catching up and getting into some of the biggest debates in parenting, relationships and everyday life.

From why Halloween is so much bigger in the US (and why Caroline isn't convinced Thanksgiving deserves the hype) to the things they miss about British life, the pair compare the two sides of the Atlantic!

They also tackle a question every parent eventually faces: when is it actually okay to let your kids go off on their own? Should an eight-year-old be allowed an hour at home? Are we raising a generation of overprotected children? And who gets the final say when parents disagree on discipline?

Plus, Caroline and Kyle get honest about relationship arguments, why sometimes you just need to let your partner have a moan, and a rather unexpected debate about how many times you should need to pee after holding it in.

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Halloween Camping, Golf Cart Wars & Life In The US with Helen Oct 28, 2026

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Caroline is taking the podcast on the road – all the way to America – and bringing along her best friend Helen for a very special catch-up!

On this episode of Don't Touch It, we're filming live from Helen's bed during their annual Halloween camping trip as the pair get into everything from the competitive world of campsite golf cart decorating (yes, it's as serious as it sounds) to the very unconventional way they first became friends.

There's a game of hypothetical questions, some questionable driving accusations and a few confessions that probably should have stayed between friends!

Plus, Caroline and Helen compare life in the UK and US - discussing everything from American school lunches and the bizarre carpool culture to tipping, drive-through ATMs and why it's seemingly impossible to walk anywhere in America.

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Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies Oct 21, 2026

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On this episode of Don't Touch It, Caroline and Kyle are debating the things nobody really talks about in marriage... from sleeping in separate beds to the very different ways they handle being ill.

Caroline shares your unconventional sleeping arrangements, and the couple read your responses to everything from separate duvets and pillow boundaries to partners banished to the spare room.

Plus, they're discussing the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, whether anything has actually changed, and the pressure on women to bounce back after giving birth.

Expect hot takes, questionable logic, plenty of marital bickering and the kind of conversations that will have you turning to your partner and asking, “Is it just us?”

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Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors Oct 14, 2026

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Welcome to the brand new series of Don't Touch It, the podcast where Caroline Parker and her husband Kyle get into all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud.

In their first episode together, Caroline and Kyle are bringing you into their bedroom (literally) for an unfiltered catch-up on marriage, parenting and all the little things that make living with another person equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

From the great debate over how often you should wash your bedsheets and whether sharing a towel with your partner is a crime against humanity, to the etiquette of paying your babysitter when date night ends early... nothing is off limits.

Plus, Caroline recounts her night at a Westlife concert, Kyle questions the cultural significance of British TV, and the pair get into their latest obsession with The Traitors.

Expect brutally honest opinions, questionable hygiene habits and plenty of banter.

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S2 Ep15: The Truth About Modern Womanhood – Don’t Touch It | Ashley James May 20, 2026

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On this week’s episode of Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by broadcaster, DJ and Sunday Times bestselling author Ashley James 🤍

We go into detail about her new book Bimbo and the conversations it opens up around internalised misogyny and how we can unpick it in everyday life. Ashley also shares her thoughts on how the patriarchy impacts on not just women, but men too, and why these patterns show up in the way we think, behave and relate to each other. We also get into the cost of childcare questioning why its so expensive and the effect that has on families, as well as a chat about sex in long-term relationships and how that evolves over time.

This is a really open, thought-provoking conversation that touches on so many important and often unspoken topics.

Link to her book BIMBO - https://amzn.eu/d/09JMfQHW

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Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.

In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.

So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

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S2 Ep14: The Reality of ADHD, Identity & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Toby & Mikey May 13, 2026

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On this week’s episode I was joined by the lovely Toby and Mikey!!

As a disclaimer this was filmed in April and as we all know mental health can change but this was a really open and unfiltered conversation. We talk about mental health and living with an ADHD diagnosis, including the reality of finding the right medication and how much that can affect day to day life. We get into relationships from dating an older guy, and what it was like feeling the need to pretend to be straight. Mikey also speaks about his experience with having a stroke and we finish things off with a chat on the side of being online that people don’t tend to see, like feeling lost, questioning what you’re doing, and whether any of it actually means anything.

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S2 Ep13: Raising a Teen, ADHD & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Kerri Northcott May 06, 2026

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S2 Ep12: Everything It Took to Become a Mum Through IVF – Don’t Touch It | Nadia Apr 29, 2026

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On this week’s episode, we got to chit chat with Nadia Anya, who shared her incredible IVF journey!We discussed everything from starting IVF and dealing with the emotional highs and lows, to what the process is really like behind the scenes. Nadia talked transparently about her experience, including the challenges, the waiting, and what it takes to keep moving forward. We then also talked about motherhood after IVF and how that journey can affect your experience once your baby arrives. This conversation is so important and revealing for anyone going through IVF, thinking about it, or just wanting to learn more about it. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nadiaanya__?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@nadiaanya__?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod

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S2 Ep11: Balancing Acting, Motherhood and Content Creation - Don’t Touch It | Carla Freeman Apr 22, 2026

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On this week’s episode we had Carla Freeman on the podcast. She is such an incredible actor! We spoke a lot about her career as well as how she became a comedy content creator and where she gets all her inspiration from. We also dived into motherhood, what it’s like having a bigger age gap between her kids and how different that experience is. And finally we ended up talking about friendships, and how important it is to have the right people around you.Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/carlaafreeman?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@carlafreemancomedy?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod

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S2 Ep10: A Midwife Answers The Too Embarrassing Questions To Ask - Don’t Touch It | Marie The Modern Midwife Apr 15, 2026

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In this episode we’re joined by Marie, a midwife and published author, to talk about everything pregnancy, birth, and the realities of becoming a parent. Nothing was off limits in this conversation as we answered the questions new and expecting mothers often want to ask but feel too embarrassed to. From pregnancy symptoms, labour, and inductions to poo during birth, HPV, abortions, and postpartum recovery, Marie shares honest insight from her experience supporting women through pregnancy and childbirth. Whether you’re pregnant, planning to have a baby, or simply curious about what really happens behind the scenes of pregnancy and birth, this episode is packed with honest advice, expert knowledge, and the answers many parents are looking for.

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