Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers

Episode 200 - Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers Forever Sep 05, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the final episode! We didn't do this for the money, Greg likes chaos, Kane tells Greg about the racist Spider-Man fan film, there's more horrible people now than there has ever been, and a listener sent in a ChatGPT episode of Joe Rogan interviewing Greg and Kane. Also, What Does This Meme?, A listener sends in her own meme from her new book, we read a bunch of thank you's and updates from listeners, the guys are finally united on the sandwich debate, Greg talks about his TV show, Kane talks about first joining the podcast, Matthew McConaughey has entered the self help space, we can't all talk it out, maybe DTBFF was all a dream, Kane talks about dating Rayna Greenberg, and Pat closes out What Does This Meme? with a Real Man Quote. The guys compare the last episode of DTBFF to the last episode of Seinfeld, Elaine is kind of a Karen, Pat shares some of his final thoughts, the guys share the name of the new show and for the last time, advise you to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers

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Episode 199 - The Devil Is A Short King Aug 29, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the penultimate episode, Greg's guns look big on camera, Kane survived the hurricane in San Diego and celebrated his birthday by doing three sets, eating ice cream and watching 24, Greg is an empty nester, a listener wants to know if he should try to reach out to his kids, and Kane gets pissed off. Also, What Does This Meme?, Taylor Swift is a secret closet fan of the podcast, Greg's girls don't love the name of the new show, the guys hate the new Willy Wonka trailer, Kane hates it when people call themselves an empath, Greg searched for actual good memes, and the devil loves crafts. Pat and Kane have painted nails, in Reddit Remix it's, "I jokingly agreed to let my best friend give my husband a BJ if he lost weight", and Greg loses interest.

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Episode 198 - Can You Just... Aug 22, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming at you from the studio at All Things Comedy, blocking is just a button, Kane brought the question bowl from his live comedy/advice show, "Going Dutch", women are horny, self fulfilling prophecies are real, you can't plan spontaneity, you've been ghosted after three unreplied texts, taking a vacation together too early in the relationship can ruin things, Kane tries to fight a mugger in France, dating your son's teacher isn't a good idea, Greg is a solid medium, and Amiira's love language is "stay away from me". Also, What Does This Meme?, the cartoon version of the theme song returns, Greg's body is kitchen sized, the end of this segment will bring great relief, there are so many memes about how Greg is a terrible name, we 'love' a quote plastered on a picture of a lion, Pat brings a trio of bad quotes, and Greg isn't effortless. Kane brings a couple date ideas to the show, you have to create combustion, Bill Maher is a dick and a rudimentary comedian, and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the as*hole for asking my sister what the f*ck she expected to happen at her sh*tshow of a bachelorette party?"

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Episode 197 - Welcome To The F*ck Box Aug 15, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in studio at All Things Comedy, we've got a huge announcement about the show, Greg and Pat are going to do Kane's Going Dutch show in San Diego, Pat made a punk rock mix for Greg, who wants to see one of Pat's bands open for Taylor Swift, Kane doesn't like it when Greg and Pat bond, Too Hot To Handle is the most puritanical show on TV, and a listener sent us a question for the show written by ChatGPT. The death metal version of the What Does This Meme? theme returns, Kane thinks Greg and Pat cut their sandwiches like simps, and Greg helped Kane snap out of the things that were holding him down. A listener wants to know if long, polished nails are important to guys, in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the as*hole for wanting my girlfriend to get labiaplasty?", and if you are so inclined, stick around after the outro music for a track from one of Pat's bands, Family Secrets - Dead Laughter, discussed at the top of the episode.

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Episode 196 - Just Tell The Nearest Adult Aug 09, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg has always been Greg, it's hat day at DTBFF, the guys are bored with Too Hot To Handle, the guys get two letters from listeners, one who didn't listen to their advice and one who did, the guys don't need to be right, block everybody, and Kane reads a story that is both inspirational and insane. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg isn't sure he understands words and Kane doesn't feel like a lion in armor. A listener sends in something about the best bite of a meal and Pat has strong feelings about it, Kane posts up at the shrimp bowl, and in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the assh*le for keeping a picture of myself over the mantle?"

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Episode 195 - I Will Never Be A Slave To A Sandwich Aug 01, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is the worst name, the guys all love the Barbie movie, Greg recommends The Other Two and had ChatGPT write his book bio, Pat reads a list of signs that indicate your relationship won't last, and keeping score in a relationship is always terrible. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends a bunch of Real Man Quotes-y memes from Luke Guy, Greg is a lack of empath, Bing is bad at job, and Greg loves hustlers. Kane gets a nice message from a listener about the passing of his cat Griffey, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*ole for telling my 40 year old friend he's too old for college parties and is a creep?"

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Episode 194 - He Beds Them Then Beheads Them Jul 25, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane sets the pace, Pat would still get up early as a millionaire, Greg saw Barbie and Oppenheimer for his birthday, Tom Cruise reminds you he's crazy, Pat quits smoking weed, Greg likes to cry at the movies, Kane's dad thinks astronauts are gay, and a listener needs advice after finding an earring that isn't hers at her boyfriend's apartment. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg loves all memes and a good pickup line, the guys aren't thrilled with the Timothee Chalamet Wonka movie trailer, a listener sends in a new dating app idea, Greg has been the bad guy in other people's story, and don't worry about your future self. Kane has another Going Dutch show coming up and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the assh*le for taking an embarrassing sticker off my boyfriend's luggage?"

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Episode 193 - Hey Jonah, No One Cares Jul 18, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is Back! The guys bag on The Bachelorette's Brayden, Kane has a realization about San Diego, Kane is done making friends, Greg and Kane can't wait to see the Barbie movie, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed list of things that turn people off when dating, you can't just have a boat, Greg is watching Swiping America, The Bachelor is responsible for trauma dumping on dates, and Kane doesn't want to hear about your divorced parents. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane starts us off with a good one, Greg is loving Jack White's recent social media post, and Greg wishes he could fire meme creators. The guys discuss the Jonah Hill situation and if you glean anything positive from his messages, you shouldn't be allowed around people

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Episode 192 - The Lazy Breakup Card Jul 11, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is once again riding solo with Producer Pat, Greg isn't here to yell at Pat, Kane and Pat are filled with whimsy, Kane talks about The Bachelorette, Kane created a monster, spies don't talk about being spies, everyone has been sending Kane kind messages since Griffey passed away, and a listener needs advice because her boyfriend's playful teasing is becoming personal and mean. Kane has some movie date recommendations, and Pat reads a Buzzfeed article about men also being the victims of toxic masculinity.

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Episode 191 - He's So Griffey Jul 04, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is riding solo with Producer Pat, Kane talks about the loss of his cat, Griffey, and how he's dealing with his grief and in Reddit Remix, it's "Did my boyfriend really make a Tinder account to view men's haircuts?"

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Episode 190 - Let People Like What They Like Jun 27, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number twelve. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Kane can't go home, the guys talk Chalamet, Kane and Pat talk horror movie maniacs, let people like what they like, a round of titles, Greg and Kane tell Pat about Bachelor In Paradise, the guys talk about a couple of famous potatoes, the guys take a pass on Russel Brand, Kane still has more Marty stories, picking a Reddit Remix, Greg doesn't want to do the hard work, exhale the bullsh*t, Buddha loves the Kardashians, Kane knows what a Rogan pillow looks like, Reddit Remix picks, the leopard sweater makes another appearance, we've got the most professional podcast in town, you ever see uncooked hangar steak?, more titles, talking top sheets and pillows with Paul Ober, hit up the Redbubble, always be quoting RuPaul, and it's almost exclusively sh*t quotes.

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Episode 189 - I'm Not Built To Survive Anything Jun 22, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have so much for you this week, the guys catch up with The Ultimatum, Greg used to do dating ultimatums on his TV show, and a listener needs help with a lying roommate. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane gets corrected, don't use your trauma as an excuse to be a sh*tty person, 30,000 people like a crappy post, Kane brings a pair of terrible quotes, and Pat reads some more Dane Thomas quotes. Pat reads a list from Buzzfeed about things men say that women do to make them feel special, the guys are split on receiving flowers and head rubs, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Are all women really bisexual?"

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Episode 188 - Sugar Is My Kryptonite (The Best Of Candy Cast II) Jun 13, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's A Chocolatey Grave" and "Cow Juice And Horse Ankles"

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Episode 187 - Send Us Your Dicktip Jun 06, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Pat is in color, Greg's new book has a title, the guys are loving the new season of The Ultimatum, Kane has some new tattoos, and a listener wants to know if they should hook up with exes or leave well enough alone. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg is looking for a new segment, Kane is watching a show where a therapist shows her sessions, Greg is drinking Milky Way coffee, Greg and Kane reveal what Funko pops they own, Pat found a new source of bad quotes, and Kane wants to coach a rich person. Kane has an upcoming Going Dutch show, the guys have thoughts about the retention movement, in a double dose of Reddit Remix it's, "Does This Girl Like Me?", and "Is It Gay For A Man To Tell Another Man Good Morning?, Greg gets tackled, and Kid Rock drinks corporate swill.

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Episode 186 - If You Can Shoot It, You Can Soup It May 31, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about how hard it is to write comedy based on substance abuse, Greg's never seen anyone use a credit card on Chopped, and a listener writes in for advice in dealing with a fairly unique f*cker, his twin brother. Also, What Does This Meme?, will this be your next tattoo?, a guy asks Kane to tattoo a misspelled word on him, a listener sends in a story about a silent date on a cruise, another listener is curating her Hinge profile to meet another listener, Greg shares a quote from Nikki Sixx, the guys talk about the waning use of cursive, and Greg wanted to call himself "Skullcandy the Impaler". Kane meets an audience member who benefitted from the advice of a motivational speaker that Kane roasted on the show, the guys read a 5 star review, Pat reads from a list of absurdly masculine takes, and, guys, just go have a circle don't.

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Episode 185 - Let's Talk About This Officially, Let's Start The Show May 24, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eleven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! The guys talk FBOY Island, let's pick a Reddit Remix, time for some Bach chat, Greg's family did not like The Suicide Squad, a round of titles, Kane is wearing a Limp Bizket shirt and Pat wants to know why, more FBOY Island, Greg gives up sugar, we get a good meme, Don McLean gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Pat won't watch Bachelor in Paradise, if Greg wanders off, he's quit the show, the guys talk What If?, another round of titles, Kane is getting talked about on other podcasts, exploring the concept of delete, delete, delete, there's peanut butter and chocolate all over Kane's stuff, Greg loves the drama, even more FBOY Island, and what would you choose if you could only choose one? Cookies, cake or ice cream?

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Episode 184 - Don't Start With Hello May 16, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers ,Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway both start the show, the guys talk about being in your 20's, all Kane's friends are older, all of Greg's friends are younger, Kane reads from an article called, "Six ways to strengthen your relationship in 2023", Greg hates it right at the drop, the guys talk about Love And Death, and if you lose communication, you lose connection. Also, What Does This Meme?, we get a good one right up top, Kane's goal is to be one of the hot ones, wasting time is one of life's greatest joys, and Pat reads three increasingly better quotes from joyfulsmolthings. Give us a review and we'll read it on the show, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My neighbor's teenage son proposed a polyamorous relationship with my wife and I"

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Episode 183 - That's Alright, Pat Has Scissors May 09, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number ten. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, who does Greg share a birthday with?, a guy wants Greg and Kane's autographed pictures, He's Just Not That Into You is still big in pop culture, Reddit Remix options, who has a melon baller?, another round of titles, Kane is Stedman, Kane's stepmom's sister has some inappropriate advice for him, the guys talk Black Widow, no one likes Kane's newly shaven face, Greg is mentioned on the podcast Threedom, more titles, the guys talk about the bad films of David Ayer, reading the comments with Ashley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat, talking FBOY Island with Ashley, silent retreats, and sometimes Greg has nothing to say.

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Episode 182 - I'm Never Going To Drink A Glass Of Gasoline May 03, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Pat doesn't introduce himself, the guys talk about the trailer for The Flash, Kane doesn't want to dislike Jason Bateman, Batman kills everyone, Kane brings a quadri of questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg is on the dating apps, Kane's red flag is blonde hair, and Pat doesn't need the guys' help while soaking. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane has some Real Man Quotes-ish memes, Greg brings a good one from an unlikely source and Pat brings a mixed bag trio of quotes. Kane has a couple of new date ideas and in Reddit Remix, it's "My wife won't stop giving the worst blowjobs of all time...on purpose"

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Episode 181 - Hurt People, Hurt People, Hurt People Apr 25, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Haiti's number one podcast, Kane can't get introduced properly, the guys talk the Love Is Blind reunion, and a listener wants to know how to handle her lover having a hot female BFF. Also, What Does This Meme?, we are inspiring you one quote at a time, we're math whizes, we may have reached the end of what does this meme?, the audience is voting for us to stop, we get some questions about the return of grey sweatpants season and we get an update from a listener who took the guys' advice. A listener challenges Lil' Squirt Squirt to an Oboe playoff, and in Reddit Remix, it's "I'm concerned and kind of disgusted by my boyfriend's choice of engagement ring."

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Episode 180 - Oh, I'll Cut This Right Out Apr 18, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number nine. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Lambretta" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, we run down some Reddit Remix options, the guys discuss Venmo with Julie Krafchick from the Datable podcast, Greg is embarrassing Kane in front of company, DTBFF is a very handsome show, Pat dresses up for our new listeners, the show has a mythology, more Reddit Remix options, dating app red flags, we get an actual meme, Greg is done with baby Yoda, Kane is unfollowing right now, Streamyard feels like violence, Greg is looking well, another round of titles, Pat is keeping the show on task, Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman from the Couples Therapy podcast don't have memes, Reddit Remix picks with Andy and Naomi, everyone is friending Greg on Venmo, we've done this question before, we're a professional podcast, Pat is frozen, and Kane isn't taking Greg's bullsh*t today.

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Episode 179 - A Squirrel Sitting Shiva Apr 12, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show that explains it in the title, the guys talk about how John Wick is a guy who doesn't take bullish*t from f*ckers, Greg receives an insult that works as a compliment and likes the idea of himself better than the reality, the guys catch up on Love Is Blind, nobody deserves anything, and a listener wants to know if it's ok to move and leave her mom and brother behind. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys want to know if this segment actually helps anyone, Greg loves an entrepreneur and is getting some digital shoes, the guys want you to read that again, Kane talks about the Walter White/Heisenberg theory, and nostalgia is a nice warm blanket. Kane reads some recent comments from our social media posts and in Reddit Remix it's, "My roommate's boyfriend will not go home."

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Episode 178 - How The F*ck Do You Feed Yourself Love? Apr 04, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you know Greg, Kane is excited to have someone from The Bachelor as an upcoming guest, Kane reads four questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg thought about quitting dating, the guys want to watch Jeff Probst climb in the mud, and dating is an option. Also What Does This Meme?, we've never done the show before, a listener send in a good one, Greg is not a slave to his pleasures and hates people who are obsessed with weakness, and Pat has a trio of bad quotes. A listener writes in with some hilarious DMs from dating apps and in Reddit Remix it's, "Was I wrong for telling my girlfriend that I masturbate to girls we know?"

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Episode 177 - Podcasts Have Ruined People For Me Mar 28, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, we're back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Greg loves dark at three in the afternoon, Kane is tired of the California rain, Pat reads some non boring first date questions from Buzzfeed, Kane thinks Pat has Jeff vibes, Greg is so Greg, and attendees of Kane's Going Dutch show have some personal questions for the guys. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg hates people, Kane is uninspired by his quotes, Greg has all the answers, and not everyone want or needs your apology. The guys do a mini Candy Cast with candy from Ireland and in Reddit Remix it's "My boyfriend of six months told me I need to unlove the men from my past before I can love him"

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Episode 176 - Do You Want To Be Right Or Do You Want To Make Me Cum? Mar 22, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway thank you for listening and participating in the show, Kane spent his St. Patrick's Day in Boston and he and Greg don't care for the holiday, and a listener wants to know how to keep a level head getting back into the dating scene. Also, What Does This Meme?, we live in a society, Greg spent too much time satisfying his own soul, and Pat reads a quote from the most recent episode of Ted Lasso. A listener wants to know if being upfront about her sexual desires is a turn on, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My ex showed up drunk to my house last night, should I tell his soon to be wife?"

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Episode 175 - Do All Birds Have Wings? Mar 14, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about seeing or not seeing Cocaine Bear, the guys haven't enjoyed the Magic Mike trilogy, Greg only watches The Bachelor so he can listen to podcasts about it, Kane has a list of his most hated people from all dating shows, and Kane reads some questions from his Going Dutch show. Also, What Does This Meme?, send something into the show because Greg would love it! Kane is not finding inspiration in his quotes, they guys find another thing they strongly disagree about, we're not going to tell you to go to the gym, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Greg talks bout his new drink obsession and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the asshole for not waking up my girlfriend for her exam after I overheard her calling me a little bitch?"

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Episode 174 - I Like Your Little Legs (The Best Of Lil' Squirt Squirt) Mar 07, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, technical difficulties prevented us from getting our new episode up in time so we're dipping back into our Patreon to join Greg and his fill in co-host, Lil' Squirt Squirt for "The Donald Duck Party Starts When You Walk Out The Door", "Hard Tackle Touch", and "That's Right, I Know The Word Terraform"

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Episode 173 - Emergency Butt Plug Feb 28, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the podcast that has never let you down, the guys love talking about golf, gone f*ckin', we're the Michael Jordan of podcasts, and a listener needs advice on how to meet women in real life. Also, What Does This Meme?, an elderly woman gives a date review, your career will absolutely tell you it is done with you, Kane forces himself to go out, Greg wants to enjoy the ground, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. A listener wants to know who the f*cker is in a ghost wedding and in Reddit Remix it's "Today I f*cked up when I shared the news about my new job"

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Episode 172 - What's Your Vulva All About? Feb 21, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have been watching Netflix's Perfect Match, Kane hates Shane, the guys aren't sure why Nick Lachey is hosting tv shows, the guys want Pat to be The Bachelor, a listener wants to know what happened to dating because guys have nothing to say, the guys love talking about food and their favorite tv shows, and Greg gets personal. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is inspired by his new puppy, Kane's sister takes another stab at sending in a meme, get watered, we believe in our own mediocrity, and a listener sends in a meme so good we end the segment early. It's a segment three kind of show, a couple listeners write in to thank the guys for their good advice, Greg doesn't have fifteen friends, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My girlfriend is a size queen and now I don't know if it's going to work."

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Episode 171 - Just A Little Bit Off The Top Feb 14, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eight. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Short Pants For Fatty" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We jump back in with whatever the hell Kane was going to do, a round of titles, Monica Nevi helps us pick a Reddit Remix, Greg keeps leaving the show, in Reddit Remix it's, "My boyfriend says his anime sex doll isn't competition for me", Kane and Greg are matching, another set of titles, the guys talk The Bachelor with Jared Freid, there's too many needle drops in Cruella, more Cruella talk with Jared, Kane is a basic cheugy ass bitch, back with more titles, what's going on in St. Louis?, Greg and Kane talk The Bachelor, Kane requests the death metal version of the What Does This Meme? theme, Kane hates his roommate's snake, we're just doing filth now, Pat is over the whole coaching thing now, Greg's dog eats some birthday candles, Greg mentions he had cancer...again, the guys talk about what they've been watching, Greg wants to punch Kane, Pat goes to the movies for the first time since the start of the pandemic, Kane can't stop talking about Cruella, one last round of titles, Greg explains "unclean" to Yue Xu, more The Bachelor talk with Yue, guys are f*cking weird, and is that the show?

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Episode 170 - You're Gross, You Like Gross Things (The Best Of Candy Cast) Feb 07, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's The Hot Dog Of Candy" and "F*ck Nuts All The Way."

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Episode 169 - Hard And Fast Pillow Rules Jan 31, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are getting into some pillow talk with Pat right out of the gate, Kane has a new puppy, we're working on a live show in San Diego, and a listener is getting needs advice with getting stuck taking care of her partner's son and not having sex. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends in a poster full of memes, a listener sends in a real man quotes candidate, Kane gets meme'd, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Kane has another Going Dutch show coming up, a listener shares what she thought the guys looked like before she saw them, Greg never pictures podcasters having a beard, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My boyfriend was looking at foreplay instructions in front of me before we had sex."

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Episode 168 - Full Shame Shower Jan 24, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to movie phone, we play charlie dickaround, Kane tells Greg about a new Netflix dating show that draws contestants from other shows, Greg breaks Nick Lachey's heart, Kane is watching Break Point, Greg and Kane are performing at different shows on Valentine's Day, and a listener wants to know if all older guys shower after every round of sex. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys are still looking for inspiration, Kane is phasing out the joggers look, a listener wants to know if she should put a meme on her LinkedIn page, Kane is moonlighting as a funeral beatboxer, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Greg is locked in for segment three, a listener has some theories about the post show life of a Too Hot To Handle contestant, and in Reddit Remix it's "My cousin's gift ruined Christmas and possibly my relationship."

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Episode 167 - Try Me, I Would Love It! Jan 17, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are fast today, we've fixed everyone's problems, Kane doesn't have money to just keep his neck warm, listeners want to know how to handle a bad compliment and how women should make the first move, Greg loves a good swerve, and Pat reads an article from Buzzfeed about what makes guys ghostable. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys love Alan Watts quotes, Greg bombed so hard on Conan he can still hear the silence, Kane's sister sends in a list that sets him off, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Kane thanks everyone for coming out to his Going Dutch comedy show, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*le for telling my girlfriend to get rid of her creepy dummy."

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Episode 166 - My Tik Tok Thinks I Hate Women Jan 10, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway wish you a happy and healthy new year, we're changing the name again, a listener writes in for advice with dealing with food issues, food is a real f*cker, Kane doesn't wear shorts, Greg made his first vision board, and Kane starts every workout with a dick pic. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg's meditation pays off literally, nothing is impossible unless you can't do it, Greg does't like the ocean, the guys like to be right, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Kane is making a date idea book and reads some embarrassing hookup stories from Buzzfeed, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My girlfriend has a collection of hoodies from 50 men."

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Episode 165 - Welcome To The Pain Emporium Jan 03, 2023

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have advice on how to get your new year's resolutions on track, Greg has been keeping up with his fitness program, Kane only works out so he can eat like a pig, don't make us beg for questions, Greg and Pat tell Kane about the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg Twitter kerfuffle, Kane talks about his end of the year movie list and regretfully admits to Greg and Pat that Avatar 2 is good. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener wants Kane's acapella version of the song to be the permanent theme, the grey sweatpants era got Kane in trouble, relationships are done and people just want to hook up, Kane reads a quote like Pat, Greg reads some incel's signs of a weak man, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Greg has questions about c*m gutters, Kane has a sex tarp, a listener has a show recommendation for the guys, and in Reddit Remix it's, "I want to offer my guy friend unlimited platonic blowjobs."

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Episode 164 - Come To The Island Wet Dec 27, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are doing a lean show, the guys talk about how they're not excited about anything Marvel, the guys go hard on James Cameron and his enormous ego, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed article about behaviors that give people "the ick", and Greg hates dinosaurs now. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane reads some f*ckboi quotes, it's easier to get over Brad Pitt than you think, sucking d*ck is a non partisan activity, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Is the podcast a gift for your ears?, the guys say f*ck you to the f*ckers in your life for you, a listener hopes Kane is on a dating show for divorcees, casting directors for Too Hot To Handle have to get women who are wet now, and the regular show is a bonus episode.

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Episode 163 - Hot People Don't Know The Struggle (w/Katie K) Dec 20, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Katie K to the show, Kane is bringing segment three energy to segment one, Katie talks about getting body slammed on America's Got Talent, the guys are shocked that Katie met her husband on Tinder, Kane and Katie want to go on Bachelor in Paradise as villains, Greg is the only man in the room, we get an update about the "Can I eat your a*s?" guy, the guys get some bad news about one of their favorite shows, a listener wants to know what do do if you don't have a sense of humor, and Kane has been telling Katie to quit from day one. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane sings the theme for Katie, Greg won't sing any song, no one is thinking of you, Kane is bored now that he doesn't hate himself, the voice in Kane's head sounds like Greg, Katie finds inspiration from Judge Judy, Kane doesn't want to think about his goals all the time, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. The guys discover that you can text the show's phone number when a listener texts us to ask if they should do stand up, Pat and Kane are jolly, and in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the as*hole for pretending to not know my fiancee after she had a meltdown during boarding the plane and was eventually thrown off?"

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Episode 162 - I Am The Batsignal For Open Relationships Dec 13, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Too Hot To Handle season four, Greg is upset that the contestants are discount hot, FBOY Island gets the Golden Greggers, the dating shows lack diversity, and a listener writes in to ask should I break up with someone who finds my sense of humor annoying. Also, What Does This Meme?, our listeners are all 10's, Greg's struggle has turned him savage, Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes, and we meet beta Greg. A couple of listeners write in to thank the guys for their advice, Greg is excited for Christmas, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the as*hole for asking to retract the open relationship I begged my wife for?"

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Episode 161 - I'm Going To Do A Little Snippy Snip Dec 06, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number seven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Black Sweater Massacre" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat's got some ideas for a live show, it's time for a round of titles, the guys can't help with organic chemistry, dating advice is all the same, a listener wants to know why, more titles, Greg explains grip 'em ups and corndogging, Kane and Greg bond on a road trip, Kane hates his roommate, how do you have sex with a ghost?, the guys listen to the cartoon What Does This Meme? theme for the first time, Kane watches a clip from Greg's talk show, more roommate hate, Oprah loves corndogging, you're not for everyone, he's sounding it out, and Greg is adorably boomer.

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Episode 160 - Don't Doggy And Kiss Nov 29, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the podcast's three year anniversary, Greg catches Kane up on some Love is Blind gossip, Kane's been watching Survivor, Greg meets Jeff Probst on Dave Grohl's tour bus, Kane has a meet/cute with J.K. Simmons, and a listener writes in for some advice on how to get over a lost love. Also, What Does This Meme?, we got our hat back, get yourself a poster of a cat poster, a meme cuts a little too close to the bone for Greg, Greg's segment one story has a segment two twist, a listener sends in a Tinder interaction that goes off the rails immediately, Kane wants to mess with a guy's legs and feet, a listener sends in some Karate Kyle memes, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. We love "The Listener", Greg is eating candles, in Reddit Remix a guy's ex wants to have casual sex but there's a catch, and Greg finds a new hero.

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Episode 159 - If You Like This, You'll Love A Good Podcast Nov 22, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg's abandoned his OnlyFans because it's too much work, we have some great merch at our RedBubble page, Greg and Kane need to become crypto/NFT bros, Greg is over Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, we check in on Greg's quest to become a ripped old man, they love to smoke on Love Island, and a listener writes in to ask how he should handle his separation from his girlfriend while doing what's best for his daughter. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane might try to make a new theme song, Greg and Kane quit when it's too hard, Kane shares a story of childhood humiliation, Greg goes to get therapy and ends up counseling his supposed therapist, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. A listener writes in with some fish murder tips, and in Reddit Remix it's "I was beat up by an eight or nine year old."

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Episode 158 - Who Hurt You? (The Best Of Real Man Quotes) Nov 15, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you love them, you hate them...they're Real Man Quotes! Catch up from the very beginning and revel in that special kind of stupidity that can only come from Real Man Quotes. Enjoy!

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Episode 157 - Real Viking Quotes (w/Melissa Shoshani) Nov 08, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Melissa Shoshani to the show, Kane and Melissa are old buddies, Melissa used to be a people pleaser, a listener writes in to tell the guys about her smelly date, Greg finds it hard to recommend getting on the dating apps, think about quitting, and Kane wishes more men would listen to the show. Also, What Does The Meme?, we get a couple good memes right off the bat, a listener has a suggestion for the real man quotes, we come to play every week, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. Melissa is newly engaged and talks about the importance of communication, Kane is going through some growing pains in his new situation, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My husband can't accept that I don't like mustard".

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Episode 156 - Block Your Mom Nov 01, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you're in good hands, the guys talk about the new season of Love Is Blind, what a person looks like really is important, the guys need to get their nails done, a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a family f*cker, his mom, and just block everybody. Also, What Does This Meme? you don't have to send memes, everyone's a bag of garbage, and a listener sends in a meme that breaks the segment. Some listeners write in to let us know how they came to the show, Greg figures out who was watching his daytime tv show, the listener is shy, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Today I f*cked up by obliterating my wife's fish."

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Episode 155 - Get Hard, Stay Hard, Be Hard Oct 25, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane does it again, Greg wants to see Pat on FBOY Island and has been watching Love Island UK, Greg has decided he's going to be one of those super ripped old men, Kane recommends the One Punch Man workout and confuses Bruce Vilanch with Jack Lalanne, Greg has been doing a lot of comedy coaching, the show has been picking up a lot of new listeners and Discorders, and a listener writes in to ask if he should stay with his very attractive girlfriend or breakup to continue his Hot Boy Summer. Also, What Does This Meme?, dogs don't need inspirational quotes, stop trying to turn comedy into Vietnam, Greg reads a meme that has real man vibes, Greg is watching Naked and Afraid of Love, Greg is tired of beasts, bosses, and kings, Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes, and the author of the quotes is finally revealed. The guys discuss hoodie preference, Greg is going to need segment three energy if he wants to be jacked, a listener writes in to have the guys Roast My Ex, and in Reddit Remix, it's my girlfriend is confusing me with her kink.

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Episode 154 - I Think You Cut Out Other Sh*t We Thought Might Be Important Oct 18, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number six. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat gets snippy with the episodes, we have to talk about the Venmo thing, nobody does Venmo like Behrendt does Venmo, it's time for a round of titles, Greg is going to send Steve Agee two dollars, you guys coming to my screwdriver club?, grumpy Greg goes after the DC cinematic universe, Styles and Chalamet won't stop bothering the show, Idris Elba smells like a festival, what is happening to this show?, Greg and Pat won't watch Mortal Kombat, the guys love Gordon Ramsay, Kane's girl is Dina Downtown, the guys can't watch the pottery show, Greg hasn't been earnest since episode six, future Pat is struggling while Kane has a bad day, Pat is waiting for a place to cut in, and Greg loves the Seinfeld music.

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Episode 153 - Hand Over Fist, Pressure Makes Diamonds Oct 11, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway come at you right out of the gate like a bullet, Pat has his own listeners, Greg loves F*ckbuddy Mountain from the show "Reboot" so he and Kane pitch the actual show, the guys talk Bachelor in Paradise, and a new listener writes in to ask for advice regarding his friend who is not so secretly crushing on his girlfriend. Also, What Does This Meme?, help me future Greg, the guys riff on a date idea from a listener, Greg and Kane have a hard time returning texts and calls, Greg's been doing a lot of comedy coaching lately, the show has a fear section now apparently, and Pat reads some more ridiculous Real Man Quotes. New energy for segment three, the show gets an update from a listener who highly recommends Greg and Kane's advice, Greg is going to start attending porn conventions to promote his Onlyfans and sell merch, Greg needs to start buying rings, and the show goes live on Tik Tok for Reddit Remix, where the guys do part two of "My boyfriend makes up his own stupid folksy sayings and it's driving me crazy"

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Episode 152 - We Can Be Polyamorous With Other Podcasts Oct 04, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show, as a self help podcast we're a C-, the show is getting popular on Tik Tok, you either have to start doing something or stop doing something, Kane is a new Harry Styles fan, and we find out what brought some listeners to the show. Also, What Does This Meme?, an action is required, Kane has an anxiety attack on stage, the guys talk about their shared love of Gary Gulman, Kane hates one of Pat's quotes, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. A new listener has a question about how to handle comments about her booty shorts, actual death needs a gun, it's a community, we are the furthest thing from The Joe Rogan Show, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*le for dropping our dinner on the ground and walking out after he said 'What's for dinner tonight bi*ch?'"

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Episode 151 - Less Time Caning Girls, More Time Reading Books (w/Laurie Kilmartin) Sep 27, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian and writer, Laurie Kilmartin, to the show, Greg and Laurie have a history of medical conditions together, Laurie takes a lot of bullsh*t from f*ckers, Greg and Laurie talk about writing comedy, Laurie is not on the apps, Pat reads some humorous new app suggestions, someone on Tik Tok said Greg is boomer comedy, Greg tells Laurie about his OnlyFans, and Kane wants to know why Greg hasn't called Oprah. Also, What Does This Meme?, it's hard to do act outs on Twitter, we finally get sent a good meme, Kane reads the world's longest meme, Laurie hates "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger", and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. A listener writes in to say that the horror movie date is Kane's best yet, Greg tells Laurie about Kane's silent date, Laurie puts an end to the date ideas, in Reddit Remix it's "An online IQ test is ruining my polyamorous relationship", and sometimes smart women like dumb guys.

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Episode 150 - You're Never Going To Find These Fists On Pornhub Sep 20, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg reveals that he has one, Kane accuses Greg of being George Costanza, Greg has MILF hands, the Venmo experiment has failed, Greg is either punching nazis or going up your buttle, male strangers want to see Kane's feet, Ben Stiller subscribes, we're finally becoming a fetish podcast, and there's a lot of filth on Twitter. Also, What Does This Meme?, dating shows are full of empty platitudes, a listener sends a potentially threatening meme, we're the f*ckers for Fire It Up!, a listener requests the death metal version of the theme song, the guys talk about Anthony Bourdain, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. A listener wants to know what happened to chivalry, men are intentionally stupid, the only masculine thing Greg does is wearing men's clothes, and the guys are going to oil wrestle in front of Greg's dogs.

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Episode 149 - Fire It Up! Sep 13, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway want you to fire it up, Greg goes to see Mötley Crüe with Tom Morello, Netflix has a festival's worth of bad movies, somebody's grandma got her t*ts out, Kane watched the Woodstock '99 documentary, bad people like music, and Pat reads some secrets from professional matchmakers. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends some "stay toxic" memes, we do some listener appreciation, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. The show is one kangaroo kicking another kangaroo through a fence, Kane thanks a listener for some birthday coffee, a listener sends Pat some Australian soda, Kane has a new date idea, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My boyfriend makes up his own stupid folksy sayings and it's driving me crazy"

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Episode 148 - I Prefer Coffee To Most Things Sep 06, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is lamenting the lack of shewolflauren, it's the date episode, Kane is catching up on The Bachelor, they are getting it done over at FBOY Island, Pat goes on a date, Greg wants to start an F1 podcast, and Pat reads the guys a quiz from Buzzfeed, "Are these things acceptable on a date?" Also, What Does This Meme?, the Netflix CEO is a goombah, Eckhart Tolle is missing the mark this week, Gen Z paraphrases Greg's book, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. Kane has some shows coming up in San Diego, the show gets an update from guest co-producer Sydney, and a listener sends Kane a bad Tinder opening.

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Episode 147 - Every Relationship Needs To Explore The Airport Bathroom (w/Lauren White aka shewolflauren) Aug 30, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome sex coach Lauren White aka shewolflauren to the show, Greg has questions about one of Lauren's techniques, Kane is listening to Lauren's podcast, the guys ask about the origin of Lauren's nickname and her journey into sex coaching, Kane is jealous of Lauren's branding, and Greg asks Lauren about her past experience in an open relationship. Also, What Does This Meme?, it's time to shut down the segment, Greg is embarrassed by every episode, something is going on with The Listener this week, Lauren reads what she thinks is the worst inspirational quote of all time, Kane asks Lauren about disparity in sexual relationships and lack of male desire, men are craving connection too, and sometimes women don't know how to articulate what they need sexually. Kane is bringing the energy for segment three, a listener's friends are acting like f*ckers and they need advice, the solution to Greg and Kane's problems is eating round foods, sometimes you have to do the hard thing, and in Reddit Remix it's "My girlfriend needs David Bowie to help her cum"

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Episode 146 - You Can't Make A Positive With Three Negatives Aug 23, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, people are masturbating to Pasta Pat, a listener wants Kane to take the Meyers-Briggs test, the guys don't like space talk, everybody thinks they're bold and creative, Kane doesn't want to be a thing, Greg is the combative one, a listener wants to know if they dodged a bullet because of an unexpected breakup, and we're having another DTBFF workshop on Sunday, September 18th at 11am pst. Also, What Does This Meme?, we were lazy to never change the segment's name, all three of the guys together would be a mess, Greg and Kane aren't vanilla, a listener offers some expertise on being in a non monogamous relationship, it's hard to c*m when you're holding people up, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. The show is like a mind supplement, and a listener wants to know of she's justified in being pissed off at her husband's ex-wife.

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Episode 145 - You're Not Better Than Tony Pizza Aug 16, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome back listener and guest producer, Sydney King to the show, today is Tuesday as far as you know, Kane hates 'enchies', the Sun isn't one of Greg's top five planets, you can win a game show with knowledge from the show, Sydney has some questions for the guys about open relationships, Kane talk about his experience with being in an open relationship, and it's not selfish to want satisfaction in all areas of your life. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends in some memes from disappointing affirmations, Greg wants to punch, value people that you find valuable, Kane hopes that this is the last time he hears the word quotidian, a lot of inspirational quotes come from a victim's viewpoint, don't take everyone's advice, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. A listener had her children's book published, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My boyfriend won't stop calling me Tony Pizza."

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Episode 144 - Effort Looks Like Effort Aug 09, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, we're coming to you from the studio at All Things Comedy, you get a classic opening, we should become a fetish podcast, Greg has some theories about what's missing from his coaching, the guys talk about open relationships, a listener wants an update on Greg's advice from He's Just Not That Into You, Kane tries the movie date out again, and what Greg writes is perfect and lasts forever. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys really want a listener version of the theme song, the guys are sensitive, the Greg and Kane want to put Slim Jims on Pat's cheeseboards, the guys hate "read that again", and Pat reads some more terrible Real Man Quotes. The show gets an update from a listener in South Africa, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*le for correcting my coworker about..something?"

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Episode 143 - Buy Daddy A Lemonade Aug 02, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, we're back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Kane and Pat missed Greg's birthday, Greg had a man's weekend, Kane doesn't have scarf money, the guys are all watching and loving FBOY Island, A listener writes in to ask what went wrong with her BDSM date, and Pat has been to a proper restaurant. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is inspiring, Greg doesn't want a birthday kiss from Kane, Greg is giving off sigma energy, Pat reads some Real Man Quotes, and Greg is a knife. The guys on The Bachelorettes are particularly sh*tty, men are essentially bad, Kane's friend has a date with a charming guy who turns out to be an as*hole, tattoos don't make you a genius, the show gets a voicemail from Kane's sister, Greg is podcasting with the wrong Holloway, Greg doesn't want to be inspired, and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the as*shole for making our guests participate in our puppet themed wedding?"

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Episode 142 - Completely Unhinged (The Best Of Reddit Remix) Jul 26, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg is out of town so Kane and Pat are presenting a best of Reddit Remix where they offer commentary between segments. The guys talk a little bit about how the segment started and why they love it so much, then it's onto "My fiancé wants me to f*ck his brother" from episode 27, "Can I sell unsolicited d*ck pics?" with Lil' Squirt Squirt from episode 62, Kane talks a little bit about the character and then it's, "I saw my stepdad eating a whole pineapple in the nude at 3am and he's telling me it didn't happen" from episode 63, "I feel a lot of guilt for fapping to an Instagram model who later became my friend" from episode 77, and we close it out with one from episode 89, "She doesn't like ice cream" featuring Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman from the podcast, Couples Therapy.

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Episode 141 - I Hate "King" Jul 19, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, maybe the guys won't podcast, Greg and Kane are watching The Bachelorettes, Kane is on these streets being unclean, the guys talk about their first kisses, and the show gets an update from a listener who was wondering if she was being strung along by a busy guy. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg would rather kill himself with a pencil than give Kane a verbal hug, Greg reads some relationship as war quotes that nobody likes, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Positive Greg is back, a Gen Z listener writes in to let us know what they do for fun, Kane's silent date is in a movie, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My boyfriend can't get over the fact that I don't like podcasts and he's driving me crazy."

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Episode 140 - I Don't Want To Lose To A Pillow Jul 12, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to a podcast about sleeping, Greg didn't do July 4th this year but he did watch the Nathan's hot dog eating contest, the guys choose their eating contest foods, Kane runs into a villain from The Bachelorette at a party, a listener wants to know if the guy she's chatting with is getting too sexual too soon, and don't hook up with guys who say they can wreck you, they can't. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener loves the show but hates the WDTM? theme, there's no excuse for sh*tty parenting, the show gets another threat, our listeners hate teeth, Pat reads some Real Man Quotes, and sleeping is a beta move. The guys address the Roe situation, the show gets a voicemail of thanks from a listener, in Reddit Remix, it's "My boyfriend feels emasculated by me masturbating after sex", Greg likes to put a pillow in him, and the guys like a little guidance.

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Episode 139 - You Can't Take Your Nuts With You Jul 05, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is not singing, Kane wants to be the next JLO, a listener wants to know how to deal with opposite libidos in her relationship, squirrels happen, and sex is awesome. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane's sister sends in some memes, Pat brings some standard bad memes, Kane looks like the assistant to a DJ, Pat also brings some always terrible Real Man Quotes, Kane tries to prematurely end the show, and our guests are getting put in the man trap. The guys try some new and limited edition candy, a listener wants to know how to break it off with a boring guy, the show gets another threat, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My catgirl girlfriend is out of control."

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Episode 138 - Crushing Skulls And Buying Ice Cream Jun 28, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway remind you to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers, Greg is taking questions live Fridays on Facebook, sometimes Kane wants to grab a face, Greg has 99 cents and 50 new jokes, a listener wants to know why guys skip foreplay, Greg didn't f*ck the grapefruit, the first time you have sex with someone is always going to be a little weird, Kane has stopped in the middle of bad sex, and Greg knows how to please the listener. Also, What Does This Meme?, we're getting positive Greg today, a listener is gifted a poster of terrible inspirational quotes from an 'expert' on integrity, Kane has a headache from the segment, and Pat brings some more Real Man Quotes. Kane is coming with all the energy, the Patreon has thirty bonus episodes to check out, the Discord is flourishing, a listener thinks Pat is better than Tom Cruise, the show receives another (requested) threat, and in Reddit Remix, it's "AITA for being weirded out by my wife's special ice cream nights?"

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Episode 137 - I Would Kick It With A Duck All Day Jun 21, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are here to find you answers, a listener wants to know of she should give the guy she's seeing some time to figure things out, everybody has too much going on, this is a cocaine podcast, the guys are all watching Barry and are blown away by Antony Starr's villainy as Homelander on The Boys, and Randy Quaid does d*ck stuff. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg and Kane extend an offer to our former guest producer, a listener sends a meme that really hits, Greg likes compliments, Kane hates birds, Greg's not mad at anybody, the show is mostly about sandwich preparation, a listener made a DTBFF night light, incels are beating off to Johnny Depp quotes, Greg and Kane sing the praises of Top Gun: Maverick, and Pat brings more Real Man Quotes. Kane has big energy for segment three, the show gets a voicemail with some podcast recommendations, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the as*hole for applying to The Bachelor?"

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Episode 136 - Vulgar And Not Funny (w/Dave Neal) Jun 14, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian and host of The Dave Neal Show, Dave Neal. Greg is a superfan, the guys jump right into The Bachelor and break it down, how it manages to appeal to a wide variety of fans, its problems with diversity, and its spinoffs into podcasts. Dave talks about how he got into The Bachelor-verse, and breaking news on his show. The guys trade stories about doing stand up at corporate events, Dave is a people pleaser, and don't mess with service industry people. Also, What Does This Meme?, The Bachelor doesn't want to show you anything different, the guys talk about the stereotypes on the show and the kind of guys you won't see as contestants, no one likes Kane with hair, girls like trouble, and Pat brings some more terrible memes from "real man quotes". A listener writes the show about her sh*tty dad, Kane isn't afraid of his dad anymore, and in Reddit Remix, a woman is annoyed by her boyfriend's Anime sex doll.

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Episode 135 - Do You Want To Sexy Text? Jun 07, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming to you from the studio at All Things Comedy, the podcast is here to help strengthen you, a listener wants to know, "How long is too long?", men tend to love bomb in the beginning of a relationship, actions are more important than words, Greg is unfamiliar with a dance floor vibe, and Amiira doesn't suffer fools. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys are hyped up by the death metal version of the theme, there goes the short listener, Greg loves that the show is getting smarter, Kane's sister sends in a meme, and Pat brings some more terrible memes from "Real Man Quotes". Greg gives you a taste of his old podcast, Walking The Room, a listener want to know how to reach out to a friend who went through a recent breakup, getting asked to move to Las Vegas is a bummer, and in Reddit Remix, a man is insanely jealous of his wife's pet rabbit.

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Episode 134 - I Gotta Ask My Mom May 31, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the podcast for you, Kane wants to add something to Enough Already, the listeners write in with things they were told make them gay, Kane has ranch socks, Greg gets air bagged, the show has reach, and a listener wants to know if the guy she's been seeing is the right guy, wrong time. Also, What Does This Meme?, the whole show is an inspiration, Kane is in the training manual, Greg only listens to The Bachelor and F1 podcasts, the guys talk about Love On The Spectrum, a Gen Z listener writes in, a listener is learning how to swear in english by listening to the show, and Pat brings a terrible meme from "real man quotes". A listener writes in with a date idea, the guys play a dating show idea from Tik Tok, Greg and Kane come up with their own reality show pitch, and Greg wants a new season of Too Hot To Handle every week.

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Episode 133 - The Gayer Someone Thinks I Am, The Happier I Am May 24, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show, Pat is getting some nice messages from listeners, Greg has been browsing Reddit, judging from the internet it seems like men really don't like women, the guys weigh in on Depp and Heard, a listener tells a tale of a ghost who returns to ask for a favor, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed article about things that straight men have been told make them gay, Greg loves a turn signal, nobody walks into a good haircut, and Kane's dad insists his kids are gay. Also, What Does This Meme?, listeners love the WDTM theme song, Kane's sister sends in some memes, Greg is the storm, a sex coach wants you to sun your butthole, and the guys prefer a beautiful lie. The show gets a voicemail from a listener who lost her job for affirming her support for the Roe v. Wade protests, Kane cuts an aggro sandwich, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the as*hole for pointing out the historical inaccuracies in my girlfriend's erotic writing?"

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Episode 132 - I Have Questions About Nobody May 17, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane welcomes you in a sultry way, Greg is coming in hot, Kane has a surprise for the guys and the listener, Greg is not a friend of the sumo suit, a listener writes in to ask if they should tell a f*cker they are one, the show gets another voicemail from the "oops, sorry guys" guy, and Greg and Kane would eat tortilla wrapped tortillas. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener wants a country version of the theme song, the guys are loving Severance, Greg is obsessed with Formula 1 racing, Pat hasn't been to Greg's house, Greg reads what might be the longest meme ever, the guys talk about Tony Robbins, Greg and Kane want you to slide into Pat's DMs, and, by request, the show gets its first threat. A listener writes in to thank Greg for being a ska musician, the show gets an update from the listener who wrote in about her friend breakup, in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the as*hole for eating mayo?", and Kane's dad gets his sandwich snatched.

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Episode 131 - The Hassle Of Dancing May 10, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat all welcome you to the show, Kane hates a journey, a bit of Bach chat, Greg used to be a people pleaser, a listener wants to know if millennials ruined dating for Gen Z, men are inherently lazy, Kane hates the club, Greg loved a Bukowski style dive bar, Kane is grinding to nobody, The Scooter isn't the move, Greg was thrashing or in the pit, and why is Gen Z listening to the podcast? Also, What Does This Meme?, we have some potable quotes, the guys don't get the reference, Lil' Squirt Squirt stops by the show, don't compare relationships, you always need support, and a listener wants to know who was the frosted tipped douche first, Greg or Kane's dad. A listener writes in to tell us about her friend breakup, Kane takes a risk, in Reddit Remix, a woman gets "the ick" with the new guy she's sleeping with, and men's sex faces are not that great.

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Episode 130 - Give It A Good Melon Thump May 03, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back at the studio at All Things Comedy, everyone is talking about DTBFF, the show gets a voicemail with some tough love, and we get an update from a listener. Also, What Does This Meme?, our Discord is bursting with memes, we want you to send in threats to the show, millennials are veterans of the Coachella wars, a listener suggests a theme to the meme submissions, Greg is going to start regramming everybody who quotes him, Dave Downtown has a terrible dick, Kane reads a couple of grim quotes, meet Greg's new character: Howie Heyman, we want you to send in your best begs, who's a lion now?, Greg wants to be a garbage truck, and Pat reads a meme so terrible it should end the podcast. Kane is bringing the energy for segment three, Greg is going after Willow Smith, Pat reads some stories from a Buzzfeed article about breaking up with toxic friends, Greg is becoming a fake girlfriend, Kane is mystified by lifelong friends, Greg and Pat aren't weeding out thirsty DM's, in Reddit Remix, it's "My fiancé wants his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married", Greg suggests you give it a good melon thump, Kane hates every minute of all of this, and humanity ruined humanity.

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Episode 129 - He Also Has A Couple Of Holes Apr 26, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming to you from the studio at All Things Comedy, we're still thinking of changing the name, Greg talks about merch of years past, the guys talk about our most recent workshop, Greg and Kane aren't peddling easy answers, writing it out helps, a listener isn't sure if the guy she's seeing is her boyfriend, the whole point of sex is getting off, pillows and sandwiches, truck nuts on a prius, it's ok to say I love you first, and snitches go home. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener send in a list of scientific reasons why diagonal sandwiches are better, Greg puts soup in a mug with his face on it, Kane's Pat pillow is constantly sexually harassing him, some memes want to make Greg drink scotch, the guys discuss polyamorous relationships, Greg wants you to buy He Just Not That Into You, old flames are dangerous, it's all piffle, Kane has a hard time getting psyched up sometimes, self help should have an end road, and Kane doesn't want to be shushed. Greg and Kane are watching Formula 1, the guys hate pot culture, Greg is sending flaccid dick pics, a listener wants to know what the guys' summer jams are, in Reddit Remix it's, "My boyfriend is extremely vain during sex", Pat has kind eyes, Greg doesn't want to hear his name during sex, and people are making molds of their dicks.

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Episode 128 - That's When The Fear Sets In Apr 19, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Greg is Kane, Pat is here to awaken your sexual demons, we're once again accepting thirst traps, a waiter drops a bomb at Greg's show, Sam from our Discord made a DTBFF bingo card, a listener writes in asking how to reject the advances of a dying man, Tinder is just checking to make sure, and Dave Downtown wants to know why he didn't get a square. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg doesn't like hanging out after shows, Kane doesn't want to have the comedy conversation, we're working on a live version of the show, Greg has never been able to "LOVE" himself, the guys talk about success and failure, nobody treats Greg like a king, and sometimes Kane wants to be unhappy. A lot of our listeners have shame, we have the easiest cult to be a part of, a new listener is all caught up with the show, Tony Robbins never jokes about being trash, Greg talks about the reception that "He's Just Not That Into You" got from various people, in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, "My boyfriend quit his job to become a professional wrestler", Greg was ready to quit everything to be in a ska band, Kane's dad undergoes a mystifying transformation, and the guys want to see a Michael Keaton Netflix special.

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Episode 127 - Sometimes I Just Hate You Apr 12, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming to you from the studio at All Things Comedy, Greg is home alone and watching dating shows without shame, Kane got Greg hooked on reality dating shows, the guys are obsessed with the ridiculous new Netflix show The Ultimatum, a listener wants to know if she's being unreasonable for breaking up with her boyfriend after their first fight, and Kane is getting paid by big feet. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane got a mani/pedi, Greg has a new stage introduction, a listener tried out Kane's movie date, Pat brings several terrible memes, and the guys are going to do a Patreon bonus episode talking about the movie adaptation of "He's Just Not That Into You". The DTBFF workshop is this coming Sunday, you can hire someone to slide into your significant other's DM's, in Reddit Remix, a guy can't eat spaghetti with his girlfriend anymore, and Greg likes people who eat like animals.

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Episode 126 - It's Like She Got Tired Of Her Own Story Apr 05, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway get it up for the third time, our next workshop is coming up very soon, Kane has some news about his relationship status, Greg is repulsed by Kane, Kane learns something about his and Greg's friendship, and a listener writes in to ask about what to do about her boyfriend's constantly sh*tty underwear. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg and Kane discuss therapy and whether or not it worked for them, we learn from our listeners, Greg would never write into a show, the guys unexpectedly bring similar memes, Greg and Kane briefly touch on the Oscars fiasco, Kane brings an un-inspirational meme, and Pat brings a couple of terrible quotes. The guys are excited about segment three, a listener writes in to talk about her experience dating an Australian man, Kane and Greg give a pep talk to a listener, in Reddit Remix, a guy learns some questionable things about the girl he's dating, and guys need to stop bragging about their sexual conquests.

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Episode 125 - He Goes Where His Boner Goes Mar 29, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give you the Uncle Leo intro, the guys, and Seinfeld, remind you to take an opposite action, the guys talk about The Bachelor and Clayton's inability to not be ruled by his boner, a listener writes in to ask what's going on with the guys she's dating, Kane's dad made him taller, and there's a reason certain guys are single. Also, What Does This Meme?, Bruce Wayne's parents were watching Zoolander before they got killed, Alan Watts liked to party, Kane ruins it, and Greg likes potato, carousel, applesauce. We're having another workshop on Sunday, April 17th at 11am PST, friend of the show, Natasha Adamo's book, Win Your Breakup, is now available, Greg gets imitated on Tik Tok, the show inspired another listener to quit her job, and in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, "Am I the as*hole for using my wife's $400 hair dryer on my balls?"

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Episode 124 - I'm Sure A Lot Of That Will Get Cut Mar 22, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number five. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. It's almost entirely longer clips this time around so it's more like a lost show. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! A listener sends in the toilet paper patent, the guys talk Godzilla vs Kong, The Falcon is murdering scores of people, and superheroes need jobs. The guys talk about the fall of Derrick Jaxn, Greg and Kane loved Lost, the guys are rewatching Seinfeld, Greg meets Amiirah, Greg is going to have his own brand of toilet paper, big milk is in trouble, every part of the What Does This Meme? song is essential, Kane would rather drink booze again before he’d drink a glass of milk, death loves peanut butter, you're giving men too many chances, Greg wants Gordon Ramsay to do a dating show, the guys speculate about The Suicide Squad, and Greg and Kane like to keep it mysterious.

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Episode 123 - I'm There For The Wrong Reasons Mar 15, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is intimidating, the guys watched The Bachelor women tell-all, Kane is going to win The Bachelor, a listener writes in to tell us about her date at The Container Store, another listener writes in with body positivity issues, and Greg wears a shower suit. Also, What Does This Meme?, big energy Greg and Kane show up for segment two, Greg hates memes that tell you to be grateful, Kane gets some sandwich support from Gordon Ramsay, Kane needs Pat to be on his side, Harry Styles quotes get Greg every time, and a listener writes in with another suggestion as to what to call the listeners. Kane and Greg's friend, Taylor Tomlinson has a Netflix special out now, a listener writes Greg to find out if her boyfriend of a month and a half is just not that into her, people who are interested in you act interested, and this week's Reddit Remix has a twist you won't see coming.

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Episode 122 - I Know Where The Nipples Are Mar 08, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the show is dying on a hill, Kane's DMs are blowing up with unclean offers, the guys do a deep dive on twin flames and soulmates, the internet is the worst place on earth, and Kane hates the chase. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane gives you an extra theme song, bees and flies know what they like, no one really ever tries to talk you out of your dreams, Greg has no skills, people think Kane might be a dick, Greg talks about adjusting to instant fame, Kane doesn't want to be known for just one thing, and Tik Tok loves Greg. Everyone loves segment three, Greg and Kane hate toenails, friend of the show, Natasha Adamo, had a baby, Kane's nemesis writes in to share her résumé, Kane can't figure out why it feels like he's wrong, and in Reddit Remix, it's, "I have been lying to my boyfriend about squirting during sex and now I'm in too deep and the truth is too embarrassing."

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Episode 121 - I'd Rather Get A D*ck Pic From My Dad Mar 01, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming at you with big energy, Kane is listening to the podcast Twin Flames, Greg breaks people down, everyone needs a little Greg in their life, a listener writes in to say she's stopped taking bullsh*t from her job and that it inspired her to make some show related artwork, Kane hates show business, hanging out with Greg and Pat is the worst part of Kane's life, the show gets a panic voicemail, the guys listen to a second voicemail with a new date idea, Greg gets people to build his furniture through incompetence, and not every date has to last. Also, What Does This Meme?, positive Greg really comes out to play today, the guys clown on Clayton from The Bachelor, Kane is confused by a sandwich related email, a listener thinks Kane is in too deep, self help is really self gaslighting, a listener says she'd give the Cookie Monster a go, and a listener feels unclean. Kane is doing stand up all over the place and Greg is coming to Milwaukee and Michigan, the listeners write in with suggestions about what to call the show's fans, and in Reddit Remix, a girl drunkenly embarrasses herself in front of her crush.

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Episode 120 - Her Love Language Is Lashing Out Feb 22, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome listener and guest producer, Sydney King to the show, everyone is watching the new season of Love Is Blind, and a listener wants to know if her boyfriend's drinking is a problem or if she's overthinking it. Sydney picks her favorite What Does This Meme? theme song, Chewy and Sal are in the house, a listener sends a thirst trap of her dog for Sal, Sydney' s first meme gets the business, Maya Angelou gets taken down, Pat reads some memes sent to our Discord, Sydney's second meme surprises Pat and wins the segment, a listener sends in a new date idea, Thwip, Snap, Dead has officially gone viral on Tik Tok, and we have new merch. The guys find out a little bit about Sydney's career, how she found the show, and her relationship status, everybody loves a nap, Greg is doing stand up in Milwaukee and Detroit, Kane's nemesis Marcy writes in to talk about her experience with approaching guys in the real world, new bonus episodes are coming to the Patreon, Sydney chooses this week's Reddit Remix, "Am I the as*hole for asking my boyfriend to stop emulating Winnie the Pooh?", Lil' Squirt Squirt stops by the show to comment on the situation, and somehow, wearing a shirt with no pants makes you feel more naked.

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Episode 119 - People Date Your Life Feb 15, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, listeners love the energy, the guys remind you how to use your DTBFF notebooks, Greg has a new coaching page on Facebook, The Bachelor is Kane's wrestling, Clayton is a Labrador retriever, Kane is watching the Joe Millionaire reboot, Greg is laying off the tv and picking up some books, and a listener who is trying everything to attract a date writes in for advice. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg initially doesn't like a meme but comes around to it, people trust too quickly in relationships, a listener hated last week's Reddit Remix, people are the worst, Kane has a love/hate relationship with Limp Bizket, forgiveness is an absolute, listener Daria apologizes for igniting the sandwich debate, Kane thinks corner to corner sandwich eaters are overly aggressive, and a listener thinks you can have it both ways. A listener thinks The Pouch and Hammer could have helped the butthole shaver and has a suggestion as to what to call our fans, in Reddit Remix, it's "My boyfriend can't stop acting like he's British", Kane's ex busts a fake brit, faking an accent got Greg a kiss, and a clip from the show is blowing up on Tik Tok.

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Episode 118 - Thwip, Snap, Dead Feb 08, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway can't get the intro right, the guys are in person at All Things Comedy's studio, Greg won't touch Kane, Pat and Kane talked to a stranger at Kane's show and heard an incredible story, our fans need a name, a listener writes in to ask if he's the f*cker for being upset that his ex-wife is hooking up with his neighbor, Greg doesn't charge people to hear him sing, and Australian men don't ask you out. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is going to cut a listener's lawn, Greg isn't sure why he liked his meme, Greg and Kane need a new vibe and a new tribe, Kane wants to push someone down the stairs, Kane has a new tattoo, a listener submitted meme makes Kane sad, comfortable love is really hard to find, and the guys invite a listener to come join the show to have a laugh along with Pat. Greg's headed to Pittsburgh to do stand up, we get an update from the listener who's experiencing blatant sexism at work, Pat doesn't name his pipes, Greg also wants to throw someone down the stairs, in Reddit Remix, it's, "There's a hot cave man that lives in the woods near me and I'm attracted to him" and the guys' advice surprises Pat.

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Episode 117 - I Officially Hate Our Gender Feb 01, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane is coming at you with big energy, Tik Tok users have thoughts on last week's Reddit Remix, the guys learn about Sigma males, Greg hates the entire male gender, a listener writes in to ask why guys are expecting women to make the first move, Kane is done with online dating, and Pat and Kane pledge to talk to a random person. Also, What Does This Meme?, self help quotes rock, Pat brings a pair of terrible memes, and you can get your own orgasm. Kane puts up a sandwich poll but Greg thinks it's flawed, the guys all like Hawaiian pizza, Greg and Kane catch up with The Bachelor, and in Reddit Remix, it's am I the as*hole for laughing at a date that thought women have periods from their butts?

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Episode 116 - You're Going To Be Alright Jan 25, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the podcast that loves you, Kane reveals the results of our Grinch fetish poll and is surprised to find out that people want to bang the Cookie Monster, the guys discuss Too Hot To Handle, Greg is starting a new dating class with Amiira, and a listener writes in to ask, "What if I'm also talking sh*t about an ex?" Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends in some Somali proverbs, the guys learn some animal facts, Kane reminds the listener that they're amazing, and the guys find out what would happen if cats could text. The listeners write in to talk about the bullsh*t they're not taking in 2022, Greg is looking for a new job, the sandwich debate returns, in Reddit Remix, it's "I edited nudes sent to me by a friend", and the guys want Pat to talk about cheese.

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Episode 115 - Trauma Dump Jan 18, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to relationship talk and general tomfoolery, a listener buys Pat a Christmas present, Greg explains a trauma dump, a listener contacts Greg for tips on how to date Kane, Kane talks about why he's not dating right now, another listener writes in to ask Kane what he's looking for in a partner, all guys are weird, Greg decides he's leaving the podcast, Kane's never had a horrible date, and Greg tells the tale of a date gone bad. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg hates his meme, a couple of bros learn how to use their minds to their fullest extent, Pat gets fired from the podcast, Kane is infuriated by an arrow themed meme, Greg and Kane hate self help, the guys talk about Enough Already and The Pouch and Hammer, a listener writes in to tell the guys about a food truck that belongs outside Enough Already, Pat reads some listener submitted date ideas from our Discord and one of the dates sets off a brand new feud between Greg and Kane. The guys catch up on The Bachelor, Clayton is a full blown idiot, Shanae is an a*shole, listeners compare Greg and Kane to other famous tv and movie pairs, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My fiancé wants to put our wedding on hold because I got back into gymnastics, she now thinks I'm not straight."

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Episode 114 - You're Just Going To Meet Creeps Jan 11, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway feel good, Kane has no ass but is going to start working out to get himself out of the "mostly pants" club, Greg dubs Kane the male Nikki Glaser, a listener wants to know if she's a f*cker for wanting to break up with a good guy who has genital herpes, Pat is not the gigolo horse, Pat talks about a new dating app he read a story about, XOXO, Greg and Kane think Pat accidentally bought Bitcoin, Greg is suspicious of the concept of "mental age", the guys want to know all the pronouns, Kane wants to write for XOXO, and Greg makes a Bachelor related point about the silent date. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener starts the segment off strongly, Kane brings a quote from a book he recently read, Greg has a meme that relates particularly to him, Pat reads some listener submissions from our Discord, something happens that has never happened before, and is this the end of What Does This Meme? The show gets an update about the Apple Dump story, getting drunk is a dating strategy, in Reddit Remix, it's, "My roommate walked in on me eating my boyfriend's a*s", and nobody wants to sit on a couch where goo has been.

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Episode 113 - F*ck The Moment Jan 04, 2022

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg welcomes you to the world's greatest podcast, the guys are worried about Pat, Kane smells manly, Greg's cologne, Behrendt, smells like roast beef, the show gets an update from a listener who was dating a narcissistic musician, the show gets a couple of voicemails, the second of which asks for advice with unclean roommates at college, and the guys come up with a new clothing line to be sold at Enough Already. Also, What Does This Meme?, all batteries are essentially the same, talk of 'the moment' is driving Greg crazy, Kane is grossed out by Seattle's gum wall, and Oprah will never interview us. The guys discuss inconsistency as a major factor in losing interest in someone, men love bomb at the beginning of a relationship, Kane doesn't necessarily want kids or marriage but is still open to the idea, and in Reddit Remix, it's "How do I get my boyfriend to dress up as the Grinch and f*ck me?"

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Episode 112 - This Is Depraved Dec 28, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's our first ever live Zoom podcast, recorded 12-18-21. Kane welcomes everyone to the show, Martin is keeping it anonymous, we're stockpiling social security numbers, Greg is the face of the show, the podcast isn't a gift, a listener writes in to ask for advice on handling body insecurity when entering a new relationship, Greg and Kane share their stories of body acceptance, and Katherine asks is she's rushing things after meeting a new guy. Also, What Does This Meme?, the attendees vote on which version of the theme they want to hear (fair warning, it's the death metal version), the listeners want a ska version of the theme, Gina doesn't like the first meme, the guys have a new t-shirt idea, Kane hates a five year plan, Nix doesn't want to send any more memes, a listener wants Kane to start a date subscription box, and first date: bowling or ping pong? Pat has some new date ideas, Kane's dates make Greg sleepy, Greg showers after the podcast, Kane is starting a monthly comedy show in San Diego, Kane reads some new reviews of the show, Suruchi and Kane are on a silent date, in Reddit Remix, it's "I Run My Wife's Onlyfans", Greg talks about one of his date ideas from our recent Patreon episode, and Kane is breaking all of Greg's cups.

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Episode 111 - Two Person Tuna Bath (w/Jared from Hello and Goodbye podcast) Dec 21, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome Jared, co-host of the Hello & Goodbye podcast, Greg counts as multiple hosts, the guys discuss what's worse to masturbate with: woodchipper or woodchuck, Jared is enjoying the podcast polyamory, friend of the show, Natasha Adamo, has a new book out, and a listener writes in to ask for advice in dealing with a f*cker who is spreading lies about her. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane welcomes all the segments, Jared brings value to the show, the guys take down Mark Twain, and Kane brings the segment to a screeching halt. Thanks for coming to the live Zoom podcast, get your holiday shopping done at our RedBubble, Kane falls asleep in a box and gets fired for sexting on the job, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My boyfriend eats tuna by candlelight."

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Episode 110 - In A Beige Room, Surrounded By His Demons (w/Ken Garr) Dec 14, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Ken Garr to the show, Kane is the captain now, drinking is just like golf, and a listener writes in because their non monogamous relationship has caused some issues with a close friendship. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is in purgatory, a listener wants Greg to do a cover of the theme, Pat brings another meme he hates, Greg will remove your tattoos, and Ken and Greg don't mind Mondays. Kane's nemesis, Marcy, writes in, Greg and Kane are excited for Spider-Man, a male listener writes in wondering if there's a good way to approach a customer for a date without being creepy and the guys have a definitive answer, and in Reddit Remix, it's, "I got made fun of for washing my ass."

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Episode 109 - Lukewarm Water In The Dark (w/Mike Coletta) Dec 07, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Mike Coletta to the show, Mike does a super positive podcast called Hug Life with friend of the show, Monica Nevi, Greg and Mike have merch from Kane's exes, a listener writes in to get the guys' take on her being sent a recycled break up letter, Greg wants to f*ck the guy up and Mike dubs him Millennial American Psycho. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys really get into one of the memes...respectfully, Mike wants to know if you can you change your type, Greg changed his, Mike was a failed f*ckboi, and a listener writes in for the guys' opinion on a Bumble conversation. Kane and Mike have some stand up dates coming up, Mike had a victory party when Kane got divorced, Kane looks like a Brad, Mike talks about the challenges of a long distance relationship and how to overcome them, your partner shouldn't be your everything, Kane is great at proposals, in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the as*hole for commissioning fetish art of an acquaintances' girlfriend?", and we have a new Black Flag inspired thirst trap design available in our RedBubble store.

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Episode 108 - The Good News Is That It's Going To Be Cut Out Of The Show Nov 30, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number four. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. There's some short bits as usual but a lot of longer clips this time around so it's more like a lost show. No intro, just straight into "Attack Sweater Attack!" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start off with some titles, Greg is the name on the marquee, Natasha Adamo has some advice for Pat, Greg helps Kane with his Hinge prompts, Kane fills out Greg's hypothetical dating profile, Pat gives up, Greg can't social media anymore, more titles, Greg does as little as possible, listen to the guys listening to the death metal version of the What Does This Meme? theme for the first time, Kane is singing to the Millennials in the audience, and we wrap the show up with three clips of the guys talking about what's going on in The Bachelor-verse.

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Episode 107 - I Think I Hate Advice Nov 23, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane hits you with a classic show opening, Greg has ended up with an angry face, the show gets a question from a male listener and he wants to know if he's a f*cker because he's not as in love with his girlfriend as she is with him, The Bachelor feels dated, Kane hates the "I love you more" game, Greg and our listeners have some new Kane style date ideas, Kane's arch nemesis writes into the show, and Greg loves soft foods and hates people. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane hates a meme the second it comes out of his mouth, Greg thinks Kane's Michael J character is over, Greg is laughing in his high school hallway, our listeners let us know how they found the show, and Kane doesn't want to be the one to kill Greg. Greg and Kane are doing stand up in Pittsburgh and Tacoma respectively, a listener who feels like giving up on dating after trying everything needs advice, and in Reddit Remix, it's "I found a porn video of a job candidate and I don't know if I should report it to my boss."

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Episode 106 - That's The Devil Speaking Through Your Hips (w/Leanna Joan) Nov 16, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome Leanna Joan from the Hello & Goodbye podcast to the show, Kane gets flustered when there's a guest, Leanna and Kane want to know what Greg thinks of soaking, Greg's popsicle thirst trap is out, Leanna is the original popsicle thirst trapper, and a listener wants to know if she's being naive in her relationship with a twenty one year old guy. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg is an old robot, our Discorders have some hilarious new date ideas, Leanna also has a new date idea, Pat weighs in on his favorite of Kane's many dates, Greg will flip you out of a hot air balloon, and a listener has a suggestion for the cruise ship date. Leanna talks about the Hello & Goodbye podcast and how she started it, a listener loves her boyfriend but just can't seem to trust him and needs advice, Greg brings a story about a brutal mis-sent text, and Pat surprises the guys with some new DTBFF merch.

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Episode 105 - It Was A Nude Play Nov 09, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane can hear the listeners listening, Greg and Kane are back watching The Bachelorette, Kane has advice for balding men, we get an update from the listener who was hanging out with a guy who would only agree to see her when he was working, Pat tells the guys about some new dating apps that are in development, and women don't like single guys with cats. Also, What Does This Meme?, the DTBFF Discord is blowing up, Pat hates his meme, Kane debuts a new character: Bachelor contestant Michael J, a listener's dog talks like Dave Downtown, reactions to Kane and Pat's popsicle pics, and Greg and Kane want a Popsicle Pat mug. A listener leaves a hilarious voicemail that roasts Kane's date ideas, and Kane retaliates with eight new date ideas.

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Episode 104 - Even If She's Wrong, She's Right (w/Holly Anabel Brown) Nov 02, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome Kane's co-host from the Well Actually podcast, the hilarious Holly Anabel Brown to help celebrate the two year anniversary of the show, Greg doesn't know what a podcast is, Holly has a strong moral compass, Greg doesn't know what superhero he'd be, Holly takes notes on Greg's definition of unclean, more popsicle thirst traps are coming from Kane, Greg, and Holly, a listener who initiated her relationship wants to know if it's ok to want to be pursued in return, everybody discusses a guy's class action lawsuit against Bumble and other frivolous lawsuits, and Kane gets kicked out of an all female AA meeting. Also, What Does This Meme?, Holly brings a great and terrible quote to the show, Greg's got a title for his new book, Holly is jealous of people who actually get help from an inspirational quote, a listener made a meme about the show, Holly sees a different side of Kane, Holly weighs in on her pillow preference, and Greg, Kane, and Holly all sleep with stuffed animals. The guys learn about cuffing season, Holly breaks up with a guy as he's handing her a gift, Kane buys a cat to save a relationship, and Pat reads some more terrible dates from Buzzfeed.

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Episode 103 - It's A Classic Apple Dump Oct 26, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane whistles to welcome you, DTBFF now has it's own Discord, Kane is longing to watch more of The Bachelor-verse, Greg's critical taste has devolved, the guys respond to a popular Tik Tok video that suggests it's crucial to have sex on the first date, and the show gets a voicemail from a listener who takes the show's lessons to heart and tells a story about a f*cker she recently blocked. Also, What Does This Meme?, Pat premieres his spooky Halloween version of the theme song, the Popsicle Pat thirst trap pic has dropped, Greg's wife is disappointed by his choice of sleepwear, and Kane gets sent a meme that he initially liked but now finds to be negative. We're doing a free live Zoom podcast on Saturday, December 18th at noon Pacific Standard Time, a listener writes in to find out why her cousin was unexpectedly abandoned on a date, Greg and Kane explain a classic apple dump, men are pure danger and it really frustrates the guys, and in Reddit Remix, the guys react to, "I asked my friend to seduce my boyfriend to see if he'd cheat."

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Episode 102 - Put On Your Grey Sweats And Get Back Out There Oct 19, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show in a very relaxed way, a Popsicle Pat pic is coming, Kane has some news about his relationship status and the thirst traps have already resumed, a listener writes it for advice on maintaining a long distance, low contact relationship, and the guys learn about The Emu War. Also, What Does This Meme?, the theme song is an earworm, Pat teases a new version of the theme, Greg brings another picture to the segment and hates on a quote, which sends the show into an Inception like spiral, a listener writes in to tell the guys about a company that wants to make salamis with celebrity stem cells, and another listener writes in with a story about a f*cker who asked for a sex toy back after the breakup. We’re going to do a live Zoom podcast in December, a listener writes in to ask “How long do I wait for I love you”, Greg reminds you to stay present and want nothing, and, in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, “My wife masturbates to me while I’m sleeping.”

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Episode 101 - She Got Promboozled Oct 12, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway thank everyone who attended our most recent DTBFF workshop and discuss the group help atmosphere there, a listener writes in to talk about her fear of ending up alone and compromising in pursuit of a relationship, the guys remind you to clean your room before a date, Kane watched the Bachelor in Paradise prom and Greg thinks that watching it would cause Pat to kill himself, the guys talk about promposals, and Kane starts planning a prom date idea. Also, What Does This Meme?, listeners send in both Dave Downtown and Lil' Squirt Squirt themed memes, Pat's DM's are open, J.Lo is still thirst trapping, Greg and Kane want Pat to start a Tik Tok for his ass, Greg talks about opening for the Go Go's in Las Vegas, and a listener writes in with a similar story to Kane's accidental flower disposal. Kane reads a message from a new listener who likes the silent date, the show gets an update from the guy who was missing the signals from someone who seemed interested, and in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle "My boyfriend makes too much noise during foreplay."

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Episode 100 - King Shark Hates You (w/Steve Agee) Oct 05, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian, actor, musician, and Greg's friend, Steve Agee to the show. Kane's mom randomly runs into celebrities, Greg is blowdrying his mail, Steve can't install his bidet, Kane wants to know if Greg accepted Steve's Venmo request, Greg looks confused all the time, Steve doesn't take bullsh*t from f*ckers, the guys talk about the difficulties of pandemic dating, a listener writes in to ask if she should continue seeing a bartender who only hangs out with her at the bar while he's working, and Greg and Steve never tell people when they're doing stand up. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg didn't bring any memes, just a picture of a guy he thinks is cool, John Cena is the best, Steve is the worst, Steve talks about being the motion capture for King Shark in The Suicide Squad, and the John Mayer debate spreads to the audience. Kane reads some listener comments about what they've learned from the show, Steve weighs in on the great pillow debate, dry humping is underrated, a listener writes in with a Delete! Delete! Delete! submission, the show gets a voicemail describing a terrible first date with an actor, Kane hates listening to actors talk at auditions, Kane and Steve talk about what they like to do on dates, and another listener writes in with a story about a bad date with a creep who likes to test his dates. We play a little bit of "Dementia" off of Steve's new record, "Scab", Steve tells the story of his album cover, a listener writes in to tell the tale of him missing some very obvious signals from a woman he was hanging out with and the guys share some similar tales, in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, "My wife told me she thinks of anime characters if she's having a hard time trying to c*m", Greg realizes women are a whole different gender, every girl has a guy she thinks of, and the guys all love Tik Tok.

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Thanks to everyone for listening, subscribing, and getting in touch with the show. We couldn't do this without you and we're so happy to have you. Here's to the next hundred! -Pat

Episode 99 - Non Sexual Toxic Relationships Exist (w/Natasha Adamo) Sep 28, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome self love advocate, Natasha Adamo, back to the show, Greg has questions for Kane about "Flowergate", a listener writes in to find out if she's the f*cker for wanting out of a relationship that's become boring, Natasha discusses addiction to romantic love and Kane talks about his experience with it. Also, What Does This Meme?, sometimes thirst traps are a sign of something else, Greg and Kane want to see Popsicle Pat become a reality, Natasha thinks Kane wants to shave Pat, a listener writes in to say she loved the show's advice but is a little nervous about not asking to be anonymous, and another listener writes in to talk about his experiences with transportive visions during orgasm. The DTBFF workshop is Sunday, October 3rd at 11am, a listener writes in to ask for Natasha's opinion on frenemies, Kane and Natasha talk about The Sopranos and some of the issues ingrained in the character's relationships, Natasha has a new book, edited by Greg, coming out, "Win Your Breakup, How To Be The One That Got Away", and Greg is trying to kindly redirect Kane.

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Episode 98 - The Results Are In, I'm An Exceptional Lover Sep 21, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you in and remind you how great you look, the DTBFF workshop on Sunday, October 3rd at 11am is filling up fast, a listener writes in with a first date story so juicy that Greg wants to start a new segment called, "Oh, This Assh*le" in which Kane and Greg proceed to light him up, and our 100th episode is right around the corner and we want to hear from you! Write in and tell us if there's any old segments or characters you'd like to see return or would you like to congratulate us? Leave a voicemail at 323-379-5544. Also, What Does This Meme?, A liquor company is ripping off the show, Greg comes at Kane with a surprise quote, and we read some accounts of listeners' messages they wish they could unsend in Delete! Delete! Delete! The show gets a voicemail from a listener who takes issue with the show ripping on John Mayer, Steve from Sex and the City makes an appearance, Greg and Pat aren't sure they want to be on the same show as Kane, the listener who is dealing with the ultra sexist work environment writes back in to let the guys know what industry she works in and Kane is shook, and in Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane tackle, "Am I the assh*le for damaging my ex's car and not paying for it?"

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Episode 97 - Where's My Ring? (w/Paul Ober) Sep 14, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Paul Ober to the show. Kane is disturbed by all the freestyle rapping on Bachelor in Paradise, Kane plays air guitar, Paul tells the story of his recent engagement, Greg and Kane talk about their history of ill advised and bad proposals, and a listener writes in to asked about mixed signals from an on and off relationship. Also, What Does This Meme?, Paul talks about his love of the quote "Be the change you wish to see in the world", Kane talks about feeling a sense of community while visiting New York, and Greg reads a meme he hates. A listener writes in with a terrible first date, Paul gets roasted for having his first Pina Colada, in Reddit Remix, a guy demands an open relationship and then very quickly regrets it, a listener writes in with an big update, and we're having our next workshop on Sunday, October 3rd at 11am.

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Episode 96 - Delete! Delete! Delete! Sep 07, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back, Greg likes the clip shows better, thanks to our listeners for all the messages, reviews, and comments lately, and are you thinking of sending that message that's a little too extra or after the relationship is over? Write it out, say it out loud, and delete, delete, delete. A listener writes in for advice with f*ckers at a blatantly sexist workplace and the guys are stunned by the atmosphere there. Also, What Does This Meme?, dogs hate Kane's theme song, Buddha has had enough, Pat reads a contender for quote of the year, a listener comes at Kane hard, Pat finds a positive story on Reddit, and Kane tells yet another another heartbreaking Marty story. A listener writes in with a story to remind you to always be blocking, a listener confirms that transcendent orgasms are possible, and in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, "My girlfriend caught me on Tinder but she's got it all wrong."

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Episode 95 - I Don't Think You Understand How Podcasting Works Aug 31, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number three. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Lambretta" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Get another look into the title selection process for the podcast, Justin Bieber has Lil' Squirt Squirt energy, Greg doesn't want to talk to Kane, we do titles for one of our Patreon Candy Cast episodes, Kane blocks Greg, Greg takes credit for Kane's praise, a listener DM's Greg to roast Kane, Pat wants to do a death metal version of the What Does This Meme theme song, the ladies want to save Kane, an immediate pick during titles, Pat hates Kane's Limp Bizket shirt, the guys talk reality shows, Kane doesn't know what kind of pics to send, Kane is bombarded with grey sweatpants messages, how to stop getting d*ck pics, more titles, Kane goes viral on TikTok, Pat and Kane talk Armie Hammer, Pat is bummed out by the show, Greg doesn't care what you do with his corpse, Kane does a great Bill Burr impression, Greggers is getting old, the podcast is a lot like Ted Lasso, another batch of titles, Greg likes his Memoji, a double dose of The Bachelor, Kane is the ethical slut, the guys talk Hollywood actors, and we close it out with "Cowboy Shirt" by The Reigning Monarchs.

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Episode 94 - He Might Be Turnable Aug 24, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway remind you how to use your DTBFF notebooks, Greg is super pink, the pillow discussion rears its ugly head, the guys discuss the FBoy Island finale and Bachelor In Paradise, and a listener writes in to ask for advice on a failed casual situation. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener finds what may be the Reddit Remix ice cream guy on Bumble, and Greg and Kane compare dual personal messages. Pat reads some recent iTunes reviews, the Venmo thing is backfiring on Greg, Greg is learning new things about Kane by listening to Girls Gotta Eat, and Kane is upset that he never got hit on at gay bars

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Episode 93 - Look Out Girl, You're Going To Be Seeing Ducks Aug 17, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway discuss FBoy Island, they hate, they love it, they can't stop watching it. A new listener writes in to ask how to not be the f*cker himself while at his job, and Kane and Pat both have some advice for him. Also, What Does This Meme?, Einstein was a f*ckboy, and Greg wants to be oblivious. Another listener writes in asking how to handle a roommate who smokes in their apartment, Greg has some unorthodox advice, and the same listener has a new date suggestion for Kane. In Reddit Remix, a guy has questions about his girlfriend's orgasm visions, and Greg wants to be out of the public eye by the time he starts making bad, old man decisions.

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Episode 92 - If You're Discussing It With Your Friends, It's Over (w/Ashley Hesseltine) Aug 10, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcomes Ashley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat to the show, Ashley want to know if Greg knew that Kane and Rayna would click, Greg is a total snackhead, a listener wants Greg, Kane, and Ashley to assess some seemingly bad advice from a friend of hers, everyone is loving Nikki Glaser on Fboy Island, Greg has to hide his viewing choices from his family, Ashley feels like Fboy island is a great way to showcase the idea that those kind of guys should not be dated, and Kane just can't bring himself to be a f*ckboy. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener's dog doesn't like Kane's theme song, sometimes it's good thing to not get what you want, Rayna has no relationship tea to spill to Ashley, and everyone agrees that negative opinions aren't necessary in a public forum. Pat reads some bad dating stories from Buzzfeed, everyone agrees that running up a tab on a date is a sh*tty thing to do, Ashley pulls off one of the most perfect dismounts in podcasting history, and Greg has a new subtitle for the show.

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Episode 91 - This Is What Happens When You're Friends With Your Parents Aug 03, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway set it up with a classic show opening before reminding you to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers, Pat is having a sh*t month, the show gets a surprise drop in guest, a kink couple needs advice on how to have 'the talk' with their kids, Kane's dad watches porn in the living room and other relatives are giving teen Kane unsolicited sex advice, Kane is an unwitting accomplice to a crime, and Greg is watching tool porn. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg doesn't dwell on negative things, social media is an illusion, Kane has some thoughts about Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain, and we asked the audience, When did you figure out you're just not into them? and we've got some great responses. Greg and Kane are doing stand up in a city near you, we've got another round of Weird Things Said On Dates, and in Reddit Remix, the guys give advice to a girl who is upset that her boyfriend keeps getting pics of nude women from his father.

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Episode 90 - Straight To Unclean Jul 27, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's Greg's birthday, Greg and Kane are watching Love Island, there's a counterfeit DTBFF YouTube page, and a listener writes in to ask how long should she give a guy to ask her out on a second date. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane reminds the cynical segment of the audience that everything is going to be ok, the show gets some merch suggestions, the guys learn that willy warmers actually exist, and a listener writes in with details about his experience with the movie date. Greg and Kane are doing stand up around LA and around the country, Greg shouts out our newest Patreon subscribers, the show gets a voicemail that Kane has to piece together that asks the eternal question, "Is he just not that into me?", Kane want to make an "It's Greggers" sitcom, and Greg gets a Venmo birthday dollar from Kane.

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Episode 89 - Moose Tracks The Wet Nurse (w/Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman) Jul 20, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome the equally hilarious Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman from the podcast, Couples Therapy. Andy goes into dad mode to avoid taking bullsh*t from f*ckers, Naomi and Greg bond over promoting their Venmo, and a listener writes in wanting to know if she's being unrealistic in her relationship. Also, What Does This Meme?, Andy hates the pupa, and a listener writes in with some her Siberian family’s ass oriented inspirational sayings. Naomi feels like the silent date is hell, Andy and Naomi want a field report on the silent date, in Reddit Remix, everyone tackles, "She doesn't like ice cream", and everyone agrees that you don't need to share every interest in a relationship.

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Episode 88 - We'll Dust You Up Nice Jul 13, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is getting weirder, Kane reveals who he's been dating and Greg is taking full credit, Kane changes his mind about the silent date, a listener wants to know if she should give an older guy who lied about his age another chance, and Kane tried to be a Matt. Also, What Does This Meme?, come get dusted up at The Pouch and Hammer, and a new listener writes in to say how helpful the show has been. A listener writes in with a theory about the Thanksgiving d*ck pic with a ruler, another listener writes in to thank Kane with help in the bedroom, in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, "My boyfriend isn't allowing me to read books because he feels like I'm cheating on him", Kane comes up with yet another date idea, and the guys catch up on The Bachelorette.

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Episode 87 - I Didn't Think It Could Get Worse And Then It Did (w/Julie Krafchick) Jul 06, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome Julie Krafchick from the Date/Able podcast and Julie talks about the time Date/Able had Venmo John from The Bachelorette on the show, everyone compares Venmo friend counts, and a listener wants to know if she should stay away from a flirtatious co-worker. Also, What Does This Meme? Julie gets to choose which version of the theme song she'd like to hear and, fair warning, she chooses the death metal version, Kane reminds Greg that he asked Kane to co-host the podcast, your worst self is never your best self, and the show gets an update from the listener who is with a man who has thousands of photos of his ex and Julie has some thoughts about the situation, Julie has a d*ck pic question for the guys, and Greg and Kane learn about Julie's idea for an app called The D*ckerator. Julie hates the silent date, and in Reddit Remix, everyone tackles, "My wife sent pictures and videos of our bedroom activities to her sister."

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Episode 86 - Diamond-ish (w/Yue Xu) Jun 29, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome Yue Xu from the Date/Able podcast and right off the bat, Greg wants to talk “TheBachelorette”, everybody was horrified by the guy who tried a British accent and the sex doll guy, Kane checked out a recent episode of Date/Able about pegging, and a listener wants to know if she's a f*cker for turning away a chance at love for selfish reasons. Also, What Does This Meme?, a*sholes have feelings too, Kane's dad definitely doesn't listen to the podcast, Yue brings a great 'meme' to the show, a listener writes in to ask Yue, "Is it weird when girls make the first move?", Greg advises you to not to come at people with your need, and Kane's new girlfriend made the first move. Yue tells Greg to keep his Venmo transactions private, a listener writes in wondering why, on dating apps, the choices for women over fifty are men over eighty, everybody like to be winked at, and in Reddit Remix, Greg, Kane, and Yue tackle, "My boyfriend got my engagement ring on Groupon and I don't know how to feel about it."

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Episode 85 - If You're Balling Up Your Chicken, You Shouldn't Be Dating Jun 22, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane barely misses an active shooter event, the guys remind you to always be blocking and to use your DTBFF notebooks to write down your bullsh*t or your f*ckers and then redact them, Kane doesn't want the 90's baggy look to come back, Greg's store, Enough Already, is only for Gen X, someone wrecked Pat's motorcycle, a listener wants to know how to tell a potential partner that they also want to date other people, and there's hope for assless men. Also, What Does This Meme? (warning - death metal version of the theme), all explanations are interpretive, Greg's become the guy who doesn't know how to use his phone, Kane finds out that he's cheugy, and a listener thinks an official Venmo announcement has something to do with Greg. The show gets a great voicemail from a listener who stopped taking bullsh*t from her f*cker, someone takes the silent date one step further, and the guys react to some worst date stories from Buzzfeed.

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Episode 84 - The Worst Thing Possible In The Nicest Way Possible (w/Jared Freid) Jun 15, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Jared Freid to the show, someone asks Greg for their Venmo money back, Jared wants you locked in, the guys learn about a really dumb way to die, Kane is the Zach Snyder of his Sprite, and a listener writes in to talk about a guy she's dating who has thousands of photos of his ex on his phone. Also, What Does This Meme?, Jared has a personal 'meme' he lives by, and Greg wants to see Carl Jung run a Zoom workshop. Jared hates the silent date so much he wants to leave the podcast, a listener just found out what Greg and Kane look like, Jared doesn't understand why you'd tell someone they look like someone else, Kane wants to get DTBFF into the sock game, and in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle the issue of a wife whose husband wants to get her trained to be more ladylike.

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Episode 83 - The Moral Of The Story Is Take A Nap (w/Monica Nevi) Jun 08, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Monica Nevi to the show. Monica talks about putting out both a comedy album and a meditation album, Greg and Monica talk about funny meditations, Kane can't have a man tell him to calm down, a listener writes in to talk about getting into an accident with a f*cker and the doctor f*ckers he had to deal with afterwards, Monica talks about the accident that ruined her sports career, and Kane talks about getting his jaw unwired. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg hates quotes, a listener wants to know if Greg wrote his wife's bio on Google, and Kane talks about his favorite Monica joke. Monica is getting married and Kane has questions, Monica has stepdad energy, and Greg craves structure.

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Episode 82 - Have You Tried Feeling A Feeling? (w/Jessa Reed) Jun 01, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Jessa Reed to the show. We're back at the All Things Comedy studio, Jessa reveals she is fully prepared to take all your bullsh*t, a listener writes in to ask for advice with his landlord f*cker, Kane is having nightmares about his roommate's snake, and Jessa doesn't know how to do a podcast without trauma. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg loves the cartoon theme, Jessa falls in love immediately, the ending is the same for everybody, Jessa only has the beast, and everybody loves masturbating. A listener writes in to tell the tale of an inappropriate Rob Thomas themed DM, another listener writes in with an update on his married female BFF, and in Reddit Remix, we tackle "My girlfriend doesn't think I'm affectionate enough, so now I treat her like my dog."

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Episode 81 - Smash Or Pass? May 25, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming to you from the studio at All Things Comedy, Kane is upset that his sister is friends with Greg on Venmo and a listener wants to know if newly divorced guys are always just looking to hook up. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg has a lot of less, the guys talk about the fall of self help YouTuber Derrick Jaxn and a little bit about the grift factor of self help. The show gets an update from a listener who is talking to a guy who won't take the bait, Greg says to wait 10 dates or a month before sex with a new partner while Kane and Pat are dubious, a listener wants to know what's up with guys who keep pics of them with their exes on social media and follow porn sites, and Pat reads some of Buzzfeed's tales of ghosting to the guys.

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Episode 80 - It Can't Smell Like Snake May 18, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway love their vaccines, Kane is tired of dealing with his current f*cker, his roommate, a listener wants to know, "How long should I wait to have sex with a new guy?", Kane finally sends his first requested d*ck pic, and Greg says, "always be deleting." Also, in What Does This Meme?, Pat debuts yet another new theme song, Greg is adjusting to Kane's presence, Hardwick loves Twain tweets, and Greg and Kane fall down some stairs. The DTBFF workshop is this Saturday, Kane sends a listener five dollars, the He's Just Not That Into You movie is part of the MCU, all Greg wants from showbiz is for LaKeith Stanfield to friend him on Venmo, and a listener wants to know what to do when a nice guy won't make a move.

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Episode 79 - I Hit Up Your Mom On Tinder Last Night May 11, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, a listener sends Kane money because Greg is mean to him, a listener writes in to find out if she's the f*cker for catching feelings for a coworker, nothing good happens behind work, and another listener writes in to give us an update on her deciding to give up actively dating. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg hears a meme that makes him want to quit doing the segment, we hear from some listeners about the times they stopped taking bullsh*t from f*ckers, Weird Sh*t Said on Dates, a woman plans to run 250 miles in her wedding dress, and a listener is sad that Greg isn't getting any f*ckboy love. We've got another workshop coming up next weekend, Saturday, May 22nd at 11AM PST, and Pat gets the guys' reactions to Buzzfeed's unwritten rules of dating list, which Kane decides are "the most known things."

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Episode 78 - If You Were A Friend You'd Send That Money Back May 04, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane is tired from his shows in Las Vegas, the guys talk about casino experiences, Kane is bad at games, the guys talk about the idea of leading with your weaknesses on your dating profile instead of your strengths, and Greg's got a new character, Tad Too Nice. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg thinks everything is a date, Kane is in an abusive relationship with the show, Greg is only doing the show because he feels bad for Pat, and Greg doesn't want Kane encroaching on his Venmo gig. Later, in Reddit Remix, the guys talk about a couple whose 'therapist' asked to watch them have sex.

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Episode 77 - I'm Trying To Get Off People Apr 27, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are surprised to find out that some people have an extra towel just for drying their crotch and the show gets an update from the listener whose brother cheated on his girlfriend with her best friend. Also, What Does This Meme?, no one is sliding into Kane's DM's since he took someone on the movie date, the guys think the "not getting back to someone for days" game is a terrible idea, a listener writes in to clarify the real meaning of the saying, "Blood is thicker than water", another listener writes in to say she stopped taking bullsh*t from herself and got a publishing deal, Greg is still blowing up on Venmo, and Kane is done taking Greg's bullsh*t. A listener in Japan makes her own DTBFF merch, Kane passes the show f*ckboy baton, and Pat catches someone trying to steal his motorcycle. In Reddit Remix, a guy expresses guilt about fapping (his words) to an Instagram model who later became his friend, and the guys don't understand the appeal of Hentai.

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Episode 76 - I Have Pretended To Love Apr 20, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is indeed blowing up on Venmo, the show gets a surprising voicemail, and Greg and Kane get an update from a listener who finally broke up with her f*cker boyfriend after listening to the show and attending the DTBFF workshop. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg talks about the time he hung out with Tom Cruise and when Bill Murray hit on his girlfriend, the guys talk about saying I love you when you don't really mean it, and Greg is a gift. We've got a new DTBFF workshop on Saturday, May 22nd at 11am PST, and a listener wants to know if her brother, who is also her boss, is a fucker.

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Episode 75 - I Am The Logan Paul Of Venmo Apr 13, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg deems Kane to be unclean, the guys answer a listener question, "Should I date a really nice guy with a significantly lower earning potential?", and Pat is paying the guys' bets. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane finally takes someone on the movie date, and the listeners continue to offer their takes on the movie date. The guys are going to taste some fancy cheese and charcuterie for a bonus episode, Kane looks like a porn star, in Reddit Remix, a guy gets a random Venmo request from an ex, and Greg is blowing up on Venmo.

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Episode 74 - Meet Cute At The DMV Apr 06, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway dig in deep on a listener whose good friend started hooking up with her brother behind her back. Also, What Does This Meme?, listeners weigh in on Kane's movie date idea, Greg proposes a silent movie date, Kane recaps the real life origin of Dave Downtown, and the guys theorize about the cause of Dave's very specific predilection. A listener writes in to thank the show for helping him get over the loss of a twenty year friendship to political differences and in Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane tackle the question, "Is it ok to ask out my former high school math teacher now that we're students at the same university?"

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Episode 73 - Maybe Someday That Ass Will Be Selling Chicken Mar 30, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane has a confession to make, Girls Gotta Eat's Rayna Greenberg likes the silent date, and Kane has a brand new date idea. Spoiler alert, Greg hates it. Also, What Does This Meme?, the show gets some comments about Pat's death metal version of the theme song, and millennials don't use top sheets. In Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane give advice to a guy whose wife is a Tik Tok ass model and Greg wants in on the ass model gig.

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Episode 72 - I Can Get Lower To The Ground If You Want Mar 23, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about The Bachelor finale and how the show grinds people up and spits them out and how closure isn't really possible. The show also gets a number of Weird Sh*t Said On Dates submissions and some listeners write in to tell us about the f*ckers they've recently stopped taking bulls*t from. Also, in What Does This Meme? Pat premieres his death metal version of the theme song, Sex And The City's Steve stops by the show, a listener asks for a shoutout from Dave Downtown, we get a little origin story for Dave, and Greg reminds you that words are easy, actions mean everything. In Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane give advice to a guy who doesn't want to propose again after being rejected the first time, both guys talk about their failed first proposals, and The Bachelor's Matt James denies Michelle at the basket.

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Episode 71 - You Don't Need To Trick Anyone Into Liking You Mar 16, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway start out with something a little different and take on the growing Tik Tok dating advice movement and the self help industry in general while Kane finds something called "The Desire System" to be a particularly loathsome example. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane would rather trade lives with Greg than Matt from The Bachelor, and Greg is grossed out by a hot butter massage. Later, in Reddit Remix, two male friends proposition their newly single female friend for a threesome, Greg also gives Kane some tips on how to get into a threesome of his own and suggests a perfect après la ménage à trois menu.

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Episode 70 - I Think I Block Out Positive Reinforcement Mar 09, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane gets roasted on Instagram, Greg loves himself the most, the show gets an update from the newly dating 24 year old virgin, and Kane still believes in a silent date. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys learn more about finstas, Dave Downtown stops by the show, and a listener creates some DTBFF art. The show gets a question about job bulls*t, the guys talk about memorable teachers, Greg, Kane, and Pat talk about the difference between group texting with women vs. men, and in Reddit Remix, the guys answer a question about a boyfriend who won't delete a sex video with his ex wife.

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Episode 69 - Your Answer Is In The Question (w/Natasha Adamo) Mar 02, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome self love advocate, Natasha Adamo, to the show and they tackle a question from a listener about dating a newly divorced man who can't get over his ex. Also, What Does This Meme? A listener has a suggestion for a new name for the show, Kane gets a request to do his Steve from Sex And The City impression, and Natasha weighs in on The Bachelor. A listener wants help with dating a married man who is stringing her along, has some bad dating stories, and has advice for Pat. Later, another questioner wants to know, "What's the deal with ghosting?"

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Episode 68 - I Wish They Were All Clip Shows Feb 23, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's another clip show of never before heard outtakes and behind the scenes chats with Greg, Kane, and Pat. Greg wants the podcast to be over already, the guys discuss The Great British Baking Show for the first time, get a peek into the title selection process for the podcast, Greg likes the big chair, Pat reveals his accidental thirst trap to the guys, Kane gets harassed by the listeners on his birthday, and Greg decides his role on the show is to be mean to Kane and Pat. Also, Kane says something that makes Greg want to stop podcasting, Pat has more thirst trap pics, Greg and Pat want to never stop wearing masks, a bug tries to outrun death, Greg thinks everything is an e-mail, a cheater gets caught texting, Kane demands equal height chairs, and Greg thinks Kane's feelings are actually COVID. Kane likes comedy better than sex, Kane recommends watching You're The Worst, and Greg loves Succession, Greg doesn't want his daughter to catch him watching The Bachelorette, Pat cuts it all together, and to close it up, Kane has some advice for people dealing with ghosts.

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Episode 67 - He Thinks You're A Secret Feb 16, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is psyched to watch Netflix's The Bridge, Kane reminds you how to use your DTBFF notebooks, available at Redbubble, and a listener wants to know how to deal with feelings of being used by a long term casual partner. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys are grossed out by people appreciating things in the moment, and a listener identifies a Shakespearean undercurrent in the podcast. Greg and Kane give advice to a listener who is in a situationship with someone who keeps them a secret, the guys ask Pat for an update about the woman he's been flirting with, Greg is repulsed by all the sloppy kissing on The Bachelor, and Kane wants to know, if you had to pick only one, what would it be? Cookies, cake, or ice cream?

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Episode 66 - You Put That Inside Of My Head (w/Rayna Greenberg) Feb 09, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Rayna Greenberg from the Girls Gotta Eat podcast, Greg wants to know if Rayna watches The Bachelor, she spills some tea about Dale from The Bachelorette, and a listener writes in with a hilarious story about a hookup with a hot but dumb younger guy. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys ask Rayna for her take on Pat's accidental thirst trap, Kane needs Rayna's grey sweatpants/d*ck pic advice, and they discuss proper etiquette for sending nudes. A listener writes in about a toxic guy she's trying hard to stay away from, Rayna is on board with the show's mantra of "always be blocking", they talk Instagram snooping before a date, and Kane needs to know how many pillows Rayna has on her couch.

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Episode 65 - We're Not In Love With Your Choices Feb 02, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway jump right into it, talking about Victoria from The Bachelor and Greg reveals to his wife that he watches the show. Kane is jockeying for a producer spot on Greg's potential cooking/dating show, and a Patreon subscriber writes in to ask, "Is non-monogamy bullsh*t?" Also, What Does This Meme?, the DTBFF cult members won't let the over/under toilet paper and pillow arguments die, and Greg suspects a listener agrees with Kane just to get a grey sweatpants pic. The show gets an update about last week's absolute f*cker and the guys tear him to shreds once again and we want to know, do you have any questions for next week's guest, Girls Gotta Eat's Rayna Greenberg? Send them in or call the show!

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Episode 64 - Find The Person That Likes Your Weird Jan 26, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, an armistice is declared in the pillow war and a listener wants to know if they're in a situation. Spoiler alert, Greg and Kane hate this f*cker. Also, What Does This Meme? and the show gets a voicemail recommending a great way to handle unwanted d*ck pics. Kane has big plans for his grey sweatpants pic, the guys get into the whole Armie Hammer thing, and Greg and Kane have advice for a twenty four year old virgin looking to enter the world of dating. The guys are both fascinated and repelled by the bad relationship skills of contestants of The Bachelor, and Greg spills a little Sex And The City tea.

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Episode 63 - Fresh Pineapple In The Nude Jan 19, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway disagree on what constitutes a limited series, we finally have Always Be Blocking shirts, stickers, and magnets available at RedBubble, Greg likes oddballs on reality shows, Kane gets an offer from a listener, and the guys answer the question, "How does a woman nicely but firmly reject a man?" Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg's not listening to Kane again, and god help us all, the pillow feud is reignited by a listener. Later, the guys get corrected on the issue of emotional intelligence, Greg and Kane ask you call out your f*cker right now, and in Reddit Remix, Kane nearly collapses in giggles discussing nude, nocturnal pineapple consumption.

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Episode 62 - We Went From Sexy To Murder Jan 12, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg wants to pitch a cooking/dating show, a listener writes in for advice about a boyfriend who won't disclose a medical problem, and Kane talks about learning that he was an alcoholic. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener writes in with a story about a special kind of creep who messaged her on a dating app, someone wants to buy doors from Dave Downtown, Greg is distracted by thoughts of cake, and in Roast My Ex, the guys find out about "the king of skid marks". Later, the guys talk about our newest Patreon bonus episode, Greg and Kane play Would You Rather?, and Lil' Squirt Squirt returns to the show for another round of Reddit Remix.

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Episode 61 - Nobody Cheats On Batman Jan 05, 2021

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane shows off a obscure imitation of a Sex In The City character, and a listener writes in to ask for advice for dealing with a lifelong fucker, her older brother. Also, during What Does This Meme?, the guys talk about a couple of the inspirations for Lil' Squirt Squirt, the show gets some suggestions for a new title for the segment, a listener writes in with a good way to avoid boring "get to know you" conversations on dates, and the guys get asked about their favorite road movies. Later, the show gets a voicemail with advice for Kane on navigating the world of sexting, Greg and Kane are going to live together as old men, a listener sends Kane some crazy pants, Greg thinks Kane is lazy, the secret of the grey sweatpants is revealed, and Greg should be taking d*ck pics for a living.

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Episode 60 - Go Ahead And Don't Dec 29, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway discuss their disappointment with the Bachelorette finale, they also talk about DTBFF's Patreon and the bonus episodes you can listen to there, and a listener writes in to ask for advice in raising a son who won't turn out to be Dave Downtown. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys want to be microchipped, the pillow to couch ratio feud rages on, and Kane gets a lot of great advice from listeners about how to respond to being sent a sexy pic.

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Episode 59 - The Ambassador Of Shenanigans Dec 22, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg loves lifestyle products, Pat needs the guys' help figuring out if a girl is just not that into him, and Greg has fudge facts. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane doesn't like Greg's blue Christmas tree, Greg comes through with a stellar meme, the guys talk about digging in when you're wrong in a fight, the guys trash another sh*tty ex in Roast My Ex, and more weird sh*t said on dates. Later, a listener asks for advice on becoming a relationship coach, Kane wants to add an item to Enough Already!, and Greg only wants to talk about Kane getting sexted.

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Episode 58 - Kane, Am I Right? Dec 15, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg wants to talk about The Bachelorette, the guys cry when they watch tv, and the show gets a voice mail about the Facebook vigilante. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys talk about going live on Instagram, we get some messages regarding sheets, and a listener is playing Greg and Kane against each other. The guys get some viewing recommendations, discuss Christmas specials at the The Pouch and Hammer, and a listener writes in with a question about boundary issues with a former classmate.

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Episode 57 - You're Screaming About Pillows Dec 08, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys demand more details about the vigilante from last week, Pat has a friend who doesn't know why there's two sheets in a set, and Kane hates too many pillows. Also, What Does This Meme?, the end of swamp ass talk, and a listener writes in with great advice for another listener. The show gets some great comments and thirst traps and the guys talk about a birthday charity push to help alleviate real thirst. Later, Kane doesn't know when to kiss somebody, bad kissing, and what do you say before going in for that first kiss?

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Episode 56 - I Want Profound Transformation Dec 01, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg discovers a random way to save some money shopping online and the guys answer the question, "Are they a fucker, or am I insane?" Also, What Does This Meme?, the show gets some more submissions to Weird Sh*t Guys Say On Dates and we check in to see what's going on with Lil' Squirt Squirt. A listener writes in to ask about coping with getting older and the f*cker that is time, and another listener details her experience dating a wannabe vigilante.

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Episode 55 - Bumble Fumble Nov 24, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, there's a fake Greg on Twitter, the guys talk Harry Styles' Vogue cover, and a listener writes in to be set straight regarding a long standing on/off f*ckbuddy situation. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is having Bumble troubles, a listener writes in to say she's in a successful couple borne of cheating, and we get a listener update about walking away from a f*cker friend.

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Episode 54 - Are You In A Relationship Or A Situation? Nov 17, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, we learn a little more about Dave Downtown, the show gets a several submissions to Dumb Things Guys Say On Dates, and Greg and Kane answer the the question, "What do I say when guys say I'm too hot to be smart?" Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys reveal that they're mostly pants and Greg and Kane go after some more exes in Roast My Ex. The guys also welcome boundaries expert Justine Sones to answer some listener questions about setting and maintaining healthy boundaries.

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Episode 53 - He's Trying So Hard To Not Be With You Nov 10, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys get an update from a listener who is seeing a guy who does nothing for her but expects everything, Dave Downtown pops in to weigh in on the situation, and Kane vows to write a new song. Also, What Does This Meme?, Pat hasn't seen anything, Greg is hate watching The Bachelorette and talks reality tv with Spielberg and Hanks. The guys discuss cool names, Greg has a Justin Bieber sighting, and we want to know, what are some of the little things your partners do that drive you crazy?

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Episode 52 - I'm As Lazy As You''ll Let Me Be Nov 03, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys talk about the show's one year anniversary and the DTBFF workshop from last weekend before getting into a question that cuts straight to the point, "Should I beat up my sucker punching family?" Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg and Kane have a candy disagreement that threatens to rip the show apart, a listener sends in some Worst Gifts Ever, and a the guys give advice to a listener who feels guilty about ruining the life of her secretly married boyfriend.

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Episode 51 - You Wanna Do Jägerbombs On My Futon? Oct 27, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, a listener asks for tips for gaining confidence in situations where you might have to deal with f*ckers, Kane gets a compliment that makes his week and Greg is watching The Bachelorette and comes to a realization about his face. Also, during What Does This Meme?, a listener suggests some alternate titles for the segment, Kane extolls the virtue of a movie date, and Greg reminds us to always be blocking. Later, the show gets a great submission to Weird Sh*t Guys Say On Dates, Dave Downtown makes an appearance, and the guys get another request to Roast My Ex!

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Episode 50 - What's Up With Your Dead Eyes? Oct 20, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway answer a listener question about reconnecting with old crushes. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane talks about why he wants to be on The Bachelor and in Reddit Remix, the guys give some advice to a girl whose boyfriend got drunk and p*ssed on her clothes.

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Episode 49 - I'm Weird Looking Because You F*cked Dad Oct 13, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys answer a question from a listener who wonders if she's the f*cker for lying about the number of her sexual partners. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane gets some listener feedback on his dating habits, the guys revisit the idea of their store, "Enough Already", a listener asks for some viewing recommendations, and we get some amazing submissions to Weird Sh*t Guys Say On Dates.

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Episode 48 - It's Peak Idiocy Oct 06, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys talk about a negative comment regarding the show and a listener writes in to talk about crazy things guys say on first dates. Kane shares some recent dating experiences and we meet "Dave Downtown". During "What Does This Meme", Greg realizes he's accidentally being a f*cker, the guys get a question asking about guy movies, and another asking what they'd get each other for the show's one year anniversary.

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Episode 47 - We're Not Picking Out Headstones Yet Sep 29, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys get a listener voice mail that asks about involving dogs in a date. Also, What Does This Meme?, which leads to the question, "Can you be friends with an ex?". Kane receives some thirst trap pictures and the show gets a visit from Lil' Squirt Squirt. In the fourth segment, Greg and Kane welcome Chris Joseph, author of the book, Life Is a Ride: My Unconventional Journey of Cancer Recovery to talk about his experience with recovering from stage three pancreatic cancer before the guys finish up with another installment of Roast Your Ex.

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Episode 46 - Don't Say You're Proud Of Me Sep 22, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys answer a couple critical messages before it's back to basics and they answer the question, "How do I get over a friendship breakup?" Also, What Does This Meme? gets a brand new theme song courtesy of Kane, the guys read some more listener submissions, and give advice to a listener who was betrayed romantically by her best friend.

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Episode 45 - I Love An All Cheating Playlist Sep 15, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the show starts with some pre show banter that becomes the opening of the episode, with the guys reflecting on what's going on in the U.S. and with global climate change before getting into some candy talk and discussing the idea that the time for chasing your dreams is now, no more excuses. Also, Greg asks Kane if he wants to audition for a dating show, more listener submissions, What Does This Meme?, and the debut of a brand new segment, Roast Your Ex, where Greg and Kane verbally dismantle your crappy ex.

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Episode 44 - Always Be Blocking Sep 08, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys deal with the aftermath of #thirsttraptuesday and talk about some of the listener submissions they received, discuss what it might be like to have a pouch, and learn a little something about sharks before answering the question, "Should I add a guy I like on social media, even though my friends and family are telling him I'm too good for him?" Also, What Does This Meme?, and Kane talks about an idea he has for a different kind of date.

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DTBFF Bonus Episode - The Donald Duck Party Starts When You Walk Out The Door (w/Lil' Squirt Squirt) Sep 03, 2020

We've got something special for you today, this was exclusively from our Patreon feed but we've decided to share it with all our Don't Take Bullshit From Fuckers cult members! In it, Greg Behrendt and guest host, Trevor "Lil' Squirt Squirt" Devereaux, tackle the question, "Is it weird that my boyfriend and his friends exchange dick pics?"

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Episode 43 - Stay Gone, Ghost! Sep 01, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, the guys profess their love of the trailer for "The Batman" and address the question, Why do some guys ghost, then return, only to ghost again? Also, What Does This Meme?, the show gets a voicemail from the accidental recipient of Pat's photo, and Greg and Kane explore the quote, "You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take."

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Episode 42 - Why Would You Do That To A Listener? Aug 25, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway answer the question, "Once you teach someone how to treat you like sh*t, is it too late to undo it? Also, another combative What Does This Meme? segment, Pat accidentally sends a thirst trap to a listener and the guys read some more listener submissions. Kane decides he's just not that into someone and gives the men listening out there some tips on dating app etiquette and later, the guys talk about their love of The Great British Baking Show.

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Episode 41 - I Am Hilarious On Hinge Aug 18, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, producer Pat has an encounter with a f*cker at the grocery store and the guys tell similar tales of public confrontations and discuss how they handled them. Also, a hilarious and contentious What Does This Meme? segment, Kane gives us an update on his experience reentering the dating world and using dating apps, and in Reddit Remix, the guys give advice to a girl whose boyfriend wants to quit law school to become a full time podcaster.

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Episode 40 - I'm Going To Love This Being Cut Out Aug 11, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are taking the week off so producer Pat has assembled some previously unheard outtakes and behind the scenes clips for you, our beloved cult members. You'll also be hearing excerpts from our DTBFF webinars, featuring some great guests along the way, including comedian Jacquie Brown, co-host of the Self Helpless podcast, Delanie Fischer, and relationship expert, Natasha Adamo. So sit back, relax, and enjoy, this is going to be a fun one.

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Episode 39 - I Will Punch A Mountain Into Space Aug 04, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about the free webinar the show had last week with Natasha Adamo and expand on a question from it, "What do I do when I try to stand up to a f*cker and I freeze?" During What Does This Meme?, Kane realizes Greg is Tim Gunn and talks about his newest viewing obsession, Love Island UK. The show gets another listener email about an awkward viewing of "The Lighthouse" and in a double dose of Reddit Remix, the guys discuss an ex who left a letter for the new girlfriend and a guy who is pondering sleeping with a co-worker who hates him at work but seems interested hooking up.

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Episode 38 - Wake Up Beauty, It's Time To Beast (w/Delanie Fischer) Jul 28, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are joined by Delanie Fischer from the Self-Helpless Podcast and answer a question about possible custody issues with a f*cker. Also, What Does This Meme? and the trio address another listener question, "Why are guys so weird?" Delanie gives the guys some business advice for The Pouch And Hammer and talks about her journey from stand up comedy to podcasting and creative consulting.

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Episode 37 - Don't Not But Always Do Jul 21, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's Greg's birthday! The guys answer the question, "Should I lie to friends about my choice of vacation spot?" Also, What Does This Meme? and a listener asks, "What advice would you give to your 23-29 year old self?"

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Happy Birthday Greg!!

Episode 36 - Don't Keep An Eye On An Ex Jul 14, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway answer the question, "Can my ex suddenly change into Prince Charming for the next girl?" Also, What Does This Meme?, and the show gets some really great, supportive voicemails from listeners.

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Episode 35 - Don't Be A Needy F*cker Jul 07, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway address a listener question about a sibling with serious boundary issues. Also, the guys discuss their business venture, Enough Already! Another bout of What Does This Meme? and Kane and Greg are split on advice for a listener who wants to know if she should wait for the guy to initiate dates.

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Episode 34 - You Only Get That First Time Once Jun 30, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane checks in with the Girls Gotta Eat podcast and immediately gets anxious about dating and the guys give advice on dating challenges during the pandemic. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg reads an excerpt from a potential DTBFF book, and a listener writes in about a cheater couple that worked.

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Episode 33 - Albert Einstein Was An Advocate For Cheating Jun 23, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on how to handle a parent with a drinking problem. Also, What Does This Meme? and more What Makes You Cry? submissions. Kane takes some time to talk about personal developments and the guys answer a second question asking for advice on dating a total f*cker.

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Episode 32 - You Up? Jun 16, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway answer a classic question, "Is he just not that into me?". Also, What Does This Meme? and we hear from listeners who let us know what makes them cry. The guys answer a question about f*ck buddies and in Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane address a question about an unconventional offer to hook up.

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Episode 31 - This Is A Heartbreaking Episode Of Staggering Genius Jun 09, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane talks about his experience at the protests and the guys answer a question from a listener who struggles with anxiety when she likes a new guy. Also, What Does This Meme? and some more listener e-mails and updates. In Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane answer a question from a guy whose ex keeps sending him memes, and Pat makes an interesting match on Tinder.

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Episode 30 - He's A Masterpiece Of An As*hole Jun 02, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, a listener asks for advice on a boyfriend who drinks too much and the guys come up with a phrase that describes the ideal early relationship. Also, What Does This Meme?, the show gets a visit from Lil' Squirt Squirt, Kane talks about the idea of people being 'out of your league', and in Reddit Remix, the guys respond to a question from a girl whose boyfriend had a threesome with her parents.

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Episode 29 - Tell Us What Makes You Cry May 26, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, a listener asks "Do men get tired of having sex with the same woman?". Also, What Does This Meme?, and in Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane talk about a guy who secretly deleted his girlfriend's Instagram. Lastly, the guys make some music and reading recommendations for when you're going through a breakup.

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Episode 28 - Where Do Buses Come From? May 22, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on what to do when you think you've become an object of pity among your friends. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane talks about recently standing up to f*ckers and their bullsh*t, and the guys take a second listener question and talk about ghosting. Is it always wrong?

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Episode 27 - Don't Settle For Not Great May 12, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway answer a listener question and give advice on what to do when your partner won't make time for you. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane talks about dealing with feeling down, and it's the return of Reddit Remix! Greg and Kane comment on a guy who wants his fiancee to sleep with his brother.

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Episode 26 - It's Like A Patreon For Naked People May 05, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, a listener asks for advice about her boyfriend, who is looking at OnlyFans pages. Also What Does This Meme?, show producer Pat dives into his DTBFF notebook and the guys answer a listener question about what to do about an unruly, elderly parent.

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Episode 25 - The Dead Dog And The Bread Maker Apr 28, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway answer a listener question about being the guy BFF to a married woman. Also, What Does This Meme? and Kane tells stories about his dad, his dog, and a bread maker.

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Episode 24 - That Was The Sound Of Me Leaving The Podcast Apr 21, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway take a question and give advice on how to follow through when you're feeling fearful. Also, What Does This Meme?, the show gets a voicemail, and Kane has a breakthrough working with his DTBFF notebook.

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Episode 23 - A Date Is A Mindset Apr 15, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway take a question about whether or not video chatting can be considered a date, also What Does This Meme? and Greg and Kane do a deep dive on The Power Of Now by Eckhart Tolle.

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Episode 22 - If I'm The Other Woman, Do I Have Low Self Esteem? Apr 08, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about the podcast being an emotional gym where you can work out your problems. Also, What Does This Meme? and Kane just read The Five Love Languages. He discusses the book and asks Greg and Pat about their love languages.

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Episode 21 - Take Action On Your Own Behalf Apr 01, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway hold a live zoomcast with listeners of the show. They offer solicited advice on unsolicited advice, the audience gets in on What Does This Meme? and we read an email from a listener who took action to improve themselves.

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Episode 20 - They Weaponize Your Kindness Mar 24, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about using their new DTBFF notebooks, Greg's difficulties kicking sugar and how they're coping with social distancing. Also, What Does This Meme? and we check in on one of the show's favorite Instagram follows, Presley Gerber. Call the show and leave us a voicemail, listen in for details!

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Episode 19 - I Still Hate It, But I Respect It Mar 17, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on how to deal with a specific type of f*cker, The Steamroller. We've got DTBFF notebooks available at RedBubble, follow the link below. Also, What Does This Meme? and we check in with producer Pat, who has taken the show's advice to heart. Call the show and leave us a voicemail, listen in for details!

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Episode 18 - I Had To Unsubscribe From Me Mar 10, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway discuss more job f*ckery, keeping a notebook to identify sources of bullish*t in your life, and are bearded mattress salesmen sleepy? All this plus What Does This Meme? and Reddit Remix. Call the show and leave us a voicemail, listen in for details!

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Episode 17 - Just One Large Goosebump Mar 03, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway discuss whether or not there's questions they won't answer and what they're reading to get inspiration for the show and in their own lives. Also, listener submissions to What Does This Meme? and another round of Reddit Remix involving buying condoms for a younger relative. Lastly, now you can call the show and leave us a voicemail, listen in for details!

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Episode 16 - No Secret Massages Feb 25, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about dealing with negative thoughts by making a list, crossing it off, and letting it go! Also, What Does This Meme? and another installment of Funny F*ckers.

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Episode 15 - Sometimes People Just Stop Loving You Feb 18, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on how to help a friend after a breakup and we get a follow up email about the Tinder of sperm.

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Episode 14 - Nothing With A Crotch In It Feb 11, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on lacking discipline and, in Reddit Remix, what to do if you're an unwilling participant in a social media influencer's family.

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Episode 13 - Do You Ever Hunger For An All Male Weekend? Feb 04, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on the choosing to be a single parent, discuss a certain subsect of life coach, the ultra athletic male, and another great What Does This Meme?

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Episode 12 - You Re-Gifted A Cat (w/Jacquie Brown) Jan 28, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Kane Holloway and guest, comedian Jacquie Brown, talk about pageant industry bullish*t and, in Reddit Remix, give advice on what do do when you partner won't stop masturbating in front of you.

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Episode 11 - That's The Gamble, Yo! Jan 21, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on frustration with dating apps and, in Reddit Remix, answer the question, what do I do if my significant other is sending flirty text messages?

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Episode 10 - I'm Not A Scientician Jan 14, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on how to break cycles of self sabotaging behavior and what do do when your significant other won't use terms of affection with you. Also, Kane talks about death and another installment of What Does This Meme?

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Episode 9 - Do You Know What Quitting Looks Like? Jan 07, 2020

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on how to deal with the holidays after a breakup. Also, "What Does This Meme?" and the premiere of "Reddit Remix".

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Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

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Episode 8 - Look Forward To Nothing Dec 31, 2019

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway follow up with a listener, give advice on lapsed friendships and talk about New Year's Resolutions.

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Episode 7 - Don't Buy Weed From Your Grandma Dec 24, 2019

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on dealing with a f*cker in the family and what to do if you're looking to take a break from drinking.

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Episode 6 - I Want a Goddamn Cult Dec 17, 2019

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on job bullish*t and what to do when the f*cker is inside your head.

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Episode 5 - I'm So Confused By All The Information Dec 10, 2019

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on dealing with drunken advances from friends and how to handle apology letters from exes.

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Episode 4 - Going Dutch in a Pansexual Relationship Dec 03, 2019

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on dealing with stupid people and talk about why couples settle in relationships.

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Episode 3 - You're The World's Worst Creep Nov 26, 2019

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on staying away from an ex who's been injured and tuning out social media negativity.

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Episode 2 - Apology Cruise Nov 26, 2019

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t from F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on living with a narcissist and coping with an unforgiving family, post-prison.

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Episode 1 - Anything Can Be A F*cker Nov 24, 2019

In the inaugural episode of Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway give advice on f*ckers at a job situation and coping with the cruelty of a parent with dementia.

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