Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

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Christine & Chris do Foley Sound Feb 15, 2019

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Christine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something.

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Famous Birthdays Trivia Time Feb 08, 2019

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Christine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you.

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Chris Takes a History Quiz Feb 01, 2019

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Christine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode.

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Unqualified Advice from Christine & Chris Jan 25, 2019

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Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show.

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The Year 2018 in Review ft. Chrish Guerra Jan 18, 2019

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Chrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018.

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Birth Charts: A Totally Real Science ft. Andrew Lowe Jan 11, 2019

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This week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible.

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Most Likely To (Roommates Edition) ft. Andrew Lowe Jan 04, 2019

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Christine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table.

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Keep Calm & Smoke Weed Dec 28, 2018

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On this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom.

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Merry Chrysler! ft. Chrish Guerra Dec 21, 2018

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On this very special holiday episode of Don't Mess, former vine star Chrish (@MistaChrish), joins Christine and Chris in the studio to wax poetic about holidays past. Also, there's lots of singing.

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Are Christine & Chris Smarter than a 5th Grader? w/ Mama Sydelko Dec 14, 2018

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It's quiz-show time! Christine's Mom joins us in the studio to see just how dumb...uh...I mean, smart...Christine and Chris are.

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