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I Hate My Friends May 04, 2026

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This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa get an update about the Coke-zilla, and also give advice to a high school senior who has grown apart from their friend.

In other news, Meghan burned her hand, Melisa is going to a celebrity hairstylist, they discuss the Summer House leak and Melisa might have convinced Meghan to start watching Grey's Anatomy.

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Sacrificing Your Livelihood For a Man Apr 27, 2026

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Welcome to the most nasal episode yet! Meghan and Melisa's health is deteriorating.

They have an update from the December 18, 2023 episode where a listener's dog was ruining their life. It gets much worse, but then it gets a lot better. They then give advice to someone who wants to move in with their boyfriend and his sister, while still going to college.

The duo also discusses The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and an update of the Disney Cruise wedding, Secret Life of Mormon Wives Orange County, People who can't distinguish between reality and fiction, and what they're watching on TV.

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Playing With Toys Apr 20, 2026

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This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa give advice on rekindling a friendship with someone who cut off another friend, and introducing toys in the bedroom with your boyfriend.

They also discuss Melisa's trip to Arkansas, Meghan's busy social calendar, Disney Cruise weddings, WNBA Draft, and Fuck Usher.

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Flew Out For Friend's Bridal Fitting Apr 13, 2026

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In this episode, Meghan and Melisa give advice having hard conversations in friendships.

They also discuss going to space camp, eyesight, Jeopardy!, Easter plans, Juggalos, Bridgerton (per usual), and Elena Taber drama.

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How to Propose Apr 06, 2026

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This Week Meghan and Melisa are giving a long time listener advice on proposing!

They also discuss:

- Project Hail Mary

- The curvature of Tahj Mowry's Back

- Chili from TLC

- Summer House Drama

- Olandria's Sports Illustrated Spread

*PS: Melisa knows she combined Girlfriend's and The Game history, but if you really think about it, it's all the same.

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Vegas Trip Mar 30, 2026

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This week they're giving advice on:

- Taking a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas

- Update: Dumping your boyfriend

They also discuss:

- Meghan is coming around to liking Melissa's favorite male singer

- Melisa got a promotion

- Attending slingshot baseball

- Worst pickup line ever

- Franchaela is coming

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Sibling Reconciliation Mar 23, 2026

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On this week's Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa have a live update from someone who desperately wants to reconcile with their sister.

They also discuss Sinners' Oscar Wins, Melisa's drama around her high tea experience, Meghan's friends hanging out with Nick from Love Island, and having no idea who he was, why Alice Cullen didn't stop 9/11, where did Pedro's mustache go, and Meghan's amazing trip to the train museum.

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My Friend is Always the Drama Mar 16, 2026

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This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on a friend who is constantly not learning from their mistakes and getting an update from the writer whose friend wanted to do coke at their wedding.

They also discuss why so many white men have the same name, the unexpected visitor Melisa had, Meghan waking up screaming, terrible dreams, and how they're Ryan Michelle Bathe's #1 and #2 fans.

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