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I can name every celebrity but not a single senator Jun 09, 2026

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Phillip's car got stolen by parking enforcement and Caroline was uninvited from Dua Lipa's wedding. To lighten the mood, Caroline & Phillip share confidence tips from Marilyn Monroe, expose the billionaire fitness industry, tackle pop culture and tech's most pressing questions, and map out their retirement plans.

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My boyfriend left me for the priesthood Jun 02, 2026

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Caroline & Phillip question some shocking "A-List" couples, debrief Caroline's epic birthday party that was heard 'round the world, offer advice to a girl whose boyfriend left her to become a priest, and investigate their newest podcasting competitor: the sisterhood.

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Did the Titanic have yacht girls? May 26, 2026

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After their studio gets ransacked, Caroline & Phillip recount a nearly identical childhood robbery, revisit the Titanic tragedy, stress over Caroline's looming birthday party, make a case for Olivia Jade, and reveal why Caroline turned down Cannes this year.

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How to tell if someone’s gay May 19, 2026

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Caroline recaps her boyfriend's first visit to her Ohio hometown and hints at her former A-list boyfriend. Phillip unveils a shocking secret about aliens courtesy of a former NASA whistleblower, and Caroline struggles to keep up with the philosophical questions it raises.

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To all the influencers who've never worked real jobs May 12, 2026

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Caroline & Phillip offer a rare look inside their childhood, the humiliating things they've done for money, the ugly truth about being a twin, Caroline's ongoing cancellation, and what it's going to take to keep this show alive.

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Soft launching your boyfriend is for cowards May 06, 2026

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Harvard economist teaches influencer about the recession Apr 28, 2026

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Caroline & Phillip tackle the history of the Gen-Z housing crisis. Corporatize everything. Just know Caroline's Prada combat boots are privately held.

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I wish I was raised by a mommy vlogger Apr 21, 2026

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Caroline & Phillip think that life would be better if their mother exploited them for content at a young age.

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Why we turned down Coachella this year Apr 14, 2026

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Caroline & Phillip discuss why they turned down a brand's VIP Coachella experience. After dozens of celebrities used Caroline's image and likeliness to profit off of her, Caroline prefers to distance herself from that world anyways.

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Is this the end of the podcast? Apr 07, 2026

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Caroline & Phillip realize that for the podcast to last, it needs a proper foundation. After a surprise ADHD diagnoses, a modeling photoshoot gone wrong, and a hit-piece targeting Caroline's body, the odds are stacked against them.

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