Distractible

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Squid Game (Even Too-er) Dec 19, 2025

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The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.

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Size Matters (Part 2) Dec 15, 2025

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The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible

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Will It Into Existence Dec 12, 2025

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Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
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Get More Faster Dec 08, 2025

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The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert... Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026.

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Best of Bald (Compilation) Dec 05, 2025

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No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness!

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Best of Henry (Compilation) Dec 01, 2025

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A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry.

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Anything Goes (Part 3) Nov 28, 2025

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Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."

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Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier) Nov 24, 2025

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Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.

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King of the Friend Zone Nov 21, 2025

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Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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Please Laugh Nov 17, 2025

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