Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

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Does Dad Sound Like Kermit the Frog? | DFMB Episode 122 Jun 10, 2025

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A listener proposes a “Don’t Tell Christy” segment, and Charles and Link give their thoughts. The two give advice on dealing with anticipatory grief, and Charles reacts to Ego Nwodim saying he sounds like Kermit the Frog. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce characters from The Hunger Games. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation List:

Peeta Mellark

Haymitch Abernathy

Effie Trinkett

Coriolanus Snow

Seneca Crane

Plutarch Heavensbee

Dad Reacts To Viral Proposal Video | DFMB Episode 121 Jun 03, 2025

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Link tries out a Tik Tok prank on Charles, and the two talk about their breakfast habits. Producer Logan shares some news with Charles and Link. Plus, they react to a proposal video that went viral and Charles gives his two cents. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Dad Tries To Spell ‘Piñata’ | DFMB Episode 120 May 27, 2025

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It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means". Plus, Charles tries to spell celebratory words and reminisces about his big birthday celebration from years back.

Spelling Bee Words:

Chocolate Cake

Piñata

Champagne

Balloons

Bouquet

Dad Reacts To Lando On GMM | DFMB Episode 119 May 20, 2025

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Charles and Link watch a paint video unlike anything they've seen before, and Charles sees Lando's viral GMM moment for the first time. Plus, we learn of a listener's electricity-free version of Link’s shower blow-dryer trick, and Charles shares an unpopular opinion of his. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Video Links:

Unpaint

Lando On GMM

Dad Reacts To “Lunch” By Billie Eilish | DFMB Episode 118 May 13, 2025

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Charles shows up in style in one of Nancy's wigs, and surprises Link with a special song. Link recaps his time at Coachella, and Charles talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce artists from Coachella. C’mon and have a good time with us!

We Learn About Swingers In Florida | DFMB Episode 117 May 06, 2025

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Charles and Link talk about a recent caffeine experiment from GMM and help a third grader prepare for a big spelling bee competition. Plus, they watch more paint hack videos, react to what ChatGPT says about the podcast, and learn about swinger culture in Florida. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Paint Hack videos:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bf0ZuR9Tbj0

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBDJrd14V8M

Dad Tries To Pronounce ‘Onomatopoeia’ | DFMB Episode 116 Apr 29, 2025

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Charles and Link talk work, wigs, and pollen, and Link gets tricked into yet another deez nuts joke. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two react to more fan comments from the internet, where Charles sees his iconic woods video for the first time. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation List:

Onomatopoeia

Chimichurri

Karaoke

Ibiza

Beijing

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Nana Joins The Show! | DFMB Episode 115 Apr 22, 2025

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Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Raleigh to see Brooks & Dunn in concert, and about the Myrtle Beasts he met along the way. Link recaps his trip to Seattle. Plus, Nana joins the show during her staycation at Charles' house, and boy was it a treat! C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles Reacts To Link As A Drag Queen | DFMB Episode 114 Apr 15, 2025

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Charles tells Link about his new diet. The two watch more paint hack videos in efforts to impress Charles (a hard task, no less!). Plus, Charles tries to identify modern references and pop culture icons in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Paint Hack videos:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1008316347849885

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/biLkSxHwIlw

Image List (in order):

Charcuterie Board
Anime
Mario
Tom Holland & Zendaya
Topo Chica (Link as a drag queen)

The Craziest Things Dad Has Eaten | DFMB Episode 113 Apr 08, 2025

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Charles and Link watch an old Neal family video, which brings back a lot of memories. The two help a listener with an age gap relationship issue. Plus, Charles tells Link about the most exotic foods he's ever eaten in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Country Fish Fry

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