Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

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Dad’s Biggest Snow Storm | DFMB Episode 150 Jan 06, 2026

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It's time to kick off 2026 with our 150th episode! Charles and Link give a holler-out to some road trip listeners, and Link teases his family trip to Japan. Charles talk about his biggest snow storm experience, and gives dad advice to someone struggling with snow on their car in Buffalo, NY. Plus, the two attempt tongue twisters! C’mon and have a good time with us!

If you want to attempt the tongue twisters with Charles and Link!

"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."

"How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"

"A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym."

"A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule."

Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)

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Lookin' Back: Dad’s Terrifying Text Messages (2023) Dec 30, 2025

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While Charles and Link are away for the holiday, we're throwing things back today to 2023, to an episode full of terrifying texting habits, wedding first dance songs, guilty pleasures, and pet peeves.

Lookin' Back: Dad’s Dumbest Fight (2022) Dec 23, 2025

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Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full of funeral flatulence, sex robots, and crowbars.

How Nancy’s Surgery Went | DFMB Episode 149 Dec 16, 2025

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Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Are We Smart Enough For These Riddles? | DFMB Episode 148 Dec 09, 2025

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Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Doohickeys:

The Life Of A Showgirl Album

Butt Plugs

Minion

Does Nana Sound Like This Cartoon Character? | DFMB Episode 147 Dec 02, 2025

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Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Dad’s Secret To A Long Life | DFMB Episode 146 Nov 25, 2025

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Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Dad Tries To Pronounce Fashion Brands | DFMB Episode 145 Nov 18, 2025

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Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation List:

Hermès

Chanel

Balenciaga

Louis Vuitton

Yves Saint Laurent

Gucci

Dad’s Kool-Aid Detention Story | DFMB Episode 144 Nov 11, 2025

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It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett & Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

What Movie Universe Would We Live In? | DFMB Episode 143 Nov 04, 2025

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Charles and Link give a tattoo artist, who is tired of the usual small talk, some conversation starter ideas. Charles gets a spam email from someone who he thinks is named Peetrick. Plus, the two discuss how they navigate their religious differences as father and son, and share which movie universe they'd want to live in. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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