Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

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Dad’s Wild Wedding Stories | DFMB Episode 32 Mar 14, 2023

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Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny stories from their weddings (Link’s one and Charles’ multiple, of course). Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and tells of a story of getting in big trouble on the farm as a child in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Dad Visits The Gay Dolphin | DFMB Episode 31 Mar 07, 2023

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Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Banjo who brings him pickled okra. Charles and Link discuss their childhood dream jobs. Plus, Charles tells a story about Lily in “Grandkid of the Week”, and Nancy joins the show to work on her jewelry sales pitch for the upcoming St. Patricks Day festival. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Dad Accidentally Takes Viagra...As John Wayne | DFMB Episode 30 Feb 28, 2023

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Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus, Charles debuts “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week", and John Wayne and Batman (aka Charles and Link) have a good ‘ole western duel in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Chinese Spy Balloon Shot Down Near Myrtle Beach! | DFMB Episode 29 Feb 21, 2023

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Charles has a surprising recognition story for Link that brings him back to his college days. Charles and Link talk about the best advice they’ve ever received, and Charles helps train a listener’s new puppy. Plus, the two discuss the Chinese spy balloon that was struck down near Myrtle Beach in another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wilderness Run Alpine Coaster.

Dad’s Near-Death Experience | DFMB Episode 28 Feb 14, 2023

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Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals.

Dad Learns About Love Languages | DFMB Episode 27 Feb 07, 2023

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Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries his best at a celebrity impression. Plus, Charles debuts “Grandkid of the Week”, and the two talk about their love languages in a new segment called “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Dad’s Venomous Snake Bites | DFMB Episode 26 Jan 31, 2023

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Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us!

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.

This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle65 for 65% off plus free shipping!

Dad Makes The Front Page of the Paper! | DFMB Episode 25 Jan 24, 2023

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Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria.

Check out the video version of this podcast every Thursday at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach!

Dad’s Trip to Aruba | DFMB Episode 24 Jan 17, 2023

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We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alaska.

Check out the video episode of this podcast on Thursday, 1/19 at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Dad’s Honeymoon Gift For Link | DFMB Episode 23 Dec 15, 2022

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Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs.

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