Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Latest Episodes:

Dad Tries To Learn French | DFMB Episode 51 Nov 28, 2023

Show notes

Charles and Link hear some “wife sandwich” stories from Myrtle Beasts. Charles helps a listener who broke a towel rack while getting “intimate” in the bathroom, and gives some cheap Southern meal ideas to a listener going through the Auto Workers Strike. Plus, Charles and Link try to pronounce different French words in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Rockefellers Raw Bar.

This episode is sponsored by Factor! Head to factormeals.com/myrtle50 and use code myrtle50 to get 50% off.

Let Out Those Farts And Feelings! | Mini Dispatch #11 Nov 21, 2023

Show notes

It's always better to let it out than to keep it in!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!

Link's Family Health Scare | DFMB Episode 50 Nov 14, 2023

Show notes

Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at his local bank. Link updates Charles on his father-in-law’s improvement after a scary accident, and surprises him with the announcement of his new cereal brand, MishMash! C’mon and have a good time with us!

Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.

Order your boxes of Sweet Mac 'N Mello and Peanut Butter N' Honey Sandwich now at eatmishmash.com!

Don't Be Afraid To Be A Little Weird! | Mini Dispatch #10 Nov 07, 2023

Show notes

Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!

Our Spooky Encounters | DFMB Episode 49 Oct 31, 2023

Show notes

Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and share sentiments about being afraid of the dark. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a crazy paint color for their pumpkins in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and the two make a Halloween-themed dirty mad lib in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

You Can Catch More Flies With Honey Than With Vinegar! | Mini Dispatch #9 Oct 24, 2023

Show notes

Be nice, y'all!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.

Dad's Prison Nickname | DFMB Episode 48 Oct 17, 2023

Show notes

Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link. Charles shows off some photos from his time at the SOS (Society of Shaggers) Festival in Myrtle Beach, and tells Link the story behind his favorite nickname. Plus, Charles tells a wild story about an Aerosmith concert he went to in the 70s in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Sea Captain’s House & Broadway at the Beach.

Push Yourself | Mini Dispatch #8 Oct 10, 2023

Show notes

Buckle up and get down to business!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!

Dad Sh*t His Pants | DFMB Episode 47 Oct 03, 2023

Show notes

Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job interview, and the two discuss their experiences with grief and how they’ve both learned to deal with it. Plus, Charles gives some sweet southern motivation to a gym-goer, and brags about his final grandchild of the segment, Hayden, in another “Grandkid of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus free shipping! HelloFresh: America’s #1 Meal Kit.

Take That Nap! | Mini Dispatch #7 Sep 26, 2023

Show notes

Get in that recliner and take a snooze!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!