Dirty Blondes

081 | Cum Brain, Sex Droughts, & Better Sex w/ Susan Bratton Jan 26, 2023

Two Dirty Blondes are always better than one.
This week Steph is joined by Susan Bratton, the trusted, hot, sex advisor to millions. Susan shares how dissatisfaction in her own sex life and going to sex workshops helped her have better sex and inspired her to start her company.
Steph and Susan start off by discussing her Sex Life Bucket List tool which is a list of 48 different erotic play dates you can learn and do together or solo. This helps give goals and ideas, learn new skills, and gain new confidence in bed.
Susan later answers some listener questions regarding seduction and intimacy. She discusses what to do when you're having a sex drought whether you're single or partnered up. She also give insight on the difference between men and women when it comes to each not wanting to have sex with their partner.
The blondes also discuss switching from a submissive role to a more dominant role for women. Tune in to hear Susan discuss giving your pussy her voice to become more confident to verbally tell your partner what you want.
Susan also shares some insight on #SelfCareDownThere for both men and women and how to make sure your parts are in shape to help you have the best sex possible if you're over 40.
Below are links to Susan's newsletter, workshops, and products discussed in the episode:
Better Lover
OnlyFans
Flow - Nitric Oxide Supplement
Desire - Multivitamin
Sex Life Bucket List
Soulmate Embrace
Dirty Talk - Book
Pumping Guide
Pumps Work
Gainswave
Femiwave

080 | Unicorn Hunting & a DUI Dec 29, 2022

December has been quite the month for Steph - not only did she get a DUI, but she also had her first threesome AND first experience with another woman!
Steph and Koala have added a new element to their sex lives by wanting to bring in a 3rd to spice things up and have a little fun. So Steph has made couple dating apps for her an Koala to go unicorn hunting.
Tune in to hear about how her first threesome went, how they're navigating couples/swingers, and about her DUI and mugshot.

079 | In the Sheets ft. Sydnee Paige Dec 08, 2022

This week, Steph is joined by Sydnee Paige, who is the 21-year-old host of her chart topping podcast called Sydnee in the Sheets. Her podcast is the ultimate girl talk, where she gets into love, dating, relationships, friendships, and of course sex.

During the episode they discuss the differences of dating in NYC vs. south Florida, relationship labels & titles, and dating outside of your age group.
Sydnee also discusses her upcoming romance novel, what's on her sexual bucket list, and how she went viral on TikTok and got into podcasting.
Full interview also available on YouTube:
Episode 79
Find Sydnee Here:
Podcast:
Apple Podcasts | Spotify
Instagram:
Sydnee in the Sheets | Sydnee Paige

078 | Steph & Koala Sitting in a Tree.. Dec 01, 2022

Steph is finally back after a long hiatus in Koala-land. Tune in for a life update about her relationship with Koala, what caused the hiatus, and about their new business venture.
She also talks their reptile babies, how they've dealt with arguments, and how they've become swolemates.

077 | Cougar Catch Up Jun 30, 2022

Steph is joined by her Boozie Bestie, Desiree, this week. The cougars catch each other up on their lives and Desiree takes the wheel and asks Steph questions about her dating life with Koala. They discuss Steph and Koala's cooking habits, working out together, and if there are wedding bells in the future. Steph also breaks the news to Desiree that she is Koala's sugar mama and they also discuss Steph's toxic spying and sleuthing behaviors. The cougar's wrap up the episode with their thoughts on the overturn of Roe v. Wade.
Check out Desiree's podcast & blog below:
Break Bottles, Not Hearts - Podcast | Blog

076 | Doing It For The Plot Jun 23, 2022

Steph is solo this week to give an update on her ongoing situationship with Koala. Lots has happened since the last update - Koala has moved in for the rest of the summer, met Steph's family, and the two might even take a vacation together. Steph also discusses what she thinks the future holds and trying to live in the moment regardless of what happens.

075 | Sex Workers ft. John & Emily Jun 16, 2022

Steph is back from a little hiatus and she is joined by John and a new guest, Emily. Emily is an Human Resource professional who shares the top horror stories she's encountered on the job.
Tune in to hear about a golden shower bandit, masturbating at work, losing your vibrator at work, and a family affair gone wrong in the work place.
Emily also gives interview tips, advice on career paths and working in HR, and answers some juicy Dirty Truth questions.

074 | Stealth Sex & Cumming Quick May 19, 2022

This week Steph answers listener questions for another round of Dear Dirty Blonde. She gives advice on feeling guilty about cumming too quickly and ways to last longer, what to do when you're 22 and never had a girlfriend, ways to have stealth sex when on a group vacation, and having a romantic interest in a friend who is getting divorced.
Have a question? Need advice? Submit anonymously here.

073 | Abort Mission May 12, 2022

This week Steph dives into the recent Roe v. Wade news. She shares her opinions about everything that's going on and what she thinks the government's real reasons are for wanting the change. Steph also shares that she is moving forward with a tubal ligation, her miscarriage experience, and why hookup culture is dead as we know it.

072 | No Labels, Just Vibes Apr 28, 2022

Steph is solo this week with an update on her current fling, Koala. She also discusses some past guys who have reached out to her recently to test the waters and see if they can start things up again.
During the Dear Dirty Blonde segment, she gives her opinion on whether to stay in a boring relationship or not, being in a relationship and having platonic friends of the same sex as your partner, and what to do if your partner breaks up with you and you still want a relationship.

071 | Sex Party ft. Dustin Rybka Apr 21, 2022

This week, Steph is joined by Dustin Rybka, host of Sex Party podcast. The duo discusses Dustin's life as a club promoter and how he got into podcasting, his dating life, swiping burnout, and pet peeves about dating apps.
Dustin gives his opinion on body count and sleeping with someone on the first date, and if it really matters. Steph and Dustin also discuss how a lot of men are threatened by women and how growing up with sisters and strong women have impacted Dustin's way of thinking when it comes to respecting and dating women.
Find Dustin here:
Apple | Spotify | YouTube | Instagram

070 | Child Free Life ft. Desiree Simone Apr 15, 2022

Steph is joined again by her Boozie Bestie, Desire Simone, from the Break Bottles, Not Hearts podcast. This week, Steph and Desiree talk about their decision to be child-free and what the deciding factors were that made them choose this path.
Steph shares that she's interested in getting sterilized and Desiree shares her personal experience. The ladies also discuss selling your eggs, being shamed by men regarding their decision to not have kids, and being the friends you can talk shit about your kids to.

069 | Trusting Your Gut & Dodging Bullets ft. Megan Gallagher Apr 07, 2022

Steph is joined by Megan Gallagher - 26 year old 2x TEDx speaker, 4x best selling author, camera host, blogger & mental health advocate. Tune in to hear honest conversations about:

trusting your gut VS. fear-based thinking
dating one person at a time VS. multiple people
staying true to what you want VS. what society says

Megan also explains the "Rapunzel effect" and the ladies talk about reframing your thought process, taking your ego out of it, and being glad things didn't work out with certain guys they dated.
Steph also shares how a guy she dated robbed her and Megan discusses how psychics validated her intuition regarding a recent breakup. The ladies also discuss their love for therapy and share bits of wisdom from their therapists that resonated with them.
Follow Megan here:
https://www.meganwgallagher.com
Instagram | Facebook | YouTube

068 | I Think You're Dating a Hobosexual... Mar 31, 2022

Steph is solo again this week to discuss her crazy week. Tune in to hear about her recent trip to Dallas, an update on the guy she's seeing and why Desiree (from Episode 64) thought he was a Hobosexual. Steph also discusses advice she gave an acquaintance recently about rushing into labels too quickly and a tip on how to communicate with your partner if you're feeling anxious.
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067 | Dear the Girls & the Gays Mar 24, 2022

This week Steph is joined by her friends Angela, John, Josue, and Kenya to answer listener questions. The groups discusses open relationships, what to do if you don't like your friend's boyfriend, how to handle finances with your spouse and so much more!
If you would like your question featured on an episode, submit anonymously here.

066 | Am I a F*ckgirl? Mar 19, 2022

Steph was shacked up with someone's 21 year old son for 3 days, so that's why this episode was released 3 days late - whoops! Tune in to hear about how she lost contact with most of the outside world, helped her new boy toy with his economics homework, and her epiphany about possibly being a fuck girl.

065 | Please STFU Mar 10, 2022

This week, Steph shares some clips from a new-ish dating podcast that's gone viral on TikTok called Good Bro, Bad Bro. She shares her opinions about some of the BS they're sharing with their listeners and debunks their views based on her personal experiences. Tune in to hear Steph's take on bad advice and lack of care from fellow content creators.
**Dirty Blondes Podcast does not own the rights to the audio from Good Bro, Bad Bro Podcast. All audio was provided by public media available on TikTok. See links below for reference and full clips.**
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064 | Two Cougars Walk into a Bar... Mar 03, 2022

New guest alert! Steph is joined by her new boozy bestie, Desiree Simone. Desiree is a fellow cougar and the host her own podcast: Break Bottles, Not Hearts. This week, Steph and Desiree discuss the cougar lifestyle. They cover everything from how they became a cougar, their expectations and preferences, and how they resisted the cougar lifestyle in the beginning. They also discuss thirst traps, rules on age & drink choice, sugar mama life, and so much more!
Check out Desiree's podcast & blog below:
Break Bottles, Not Hearts - Podcast | Blog

063 | Crazy, Stupid, Love Feb 24, 2022

This week, Steph gives an update on her dating life, why she is currently experiencing swiping burnout, and why she was butthurt after her recent encounter with a Bumble interest. She talks about two old flings that try to start back up again now that they're both recently single and why she won't be a Plan B for either of them. Steph also shares her opinion on why it's OK to be single and how Hollywood has romanticized toxic relationships.

062 | Touch Me, Tease Me Feb 17, 2022

The Fetish series is back! This week Steph discusses the world of sensation play. She discusses ways to heighten and deprive all your senses, shares her personal experiences (one being with a Playgirl cover model), and what she wants to try. She also gives a quick recap on concept, safety, and aftercare.
Previous Fetish Series Episodes:
029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)
031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)
032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)
038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)
039 | Tie Me Up - (Bondage)
040 | Spank Me - (Discipline)
044 | Pain is Pleasure - (Sadomasochism)
048 | Daddy Knows Best - (DDLG)

061 | nvm he text me.. Feb 10, 2022

Have you ever called your friend freaking out because someone hasn't text you back in hours? We've all been there! This week Steph discusses the common anxieties that go along with texting new matches from dating apps. She discusses her personal texting habits, why her ex was the reason for her anxiety, and her tips on what to do if you're feeling anxious yourself.

060 | Butt Really?? Feb 03, 2022

John is back this week to discuss and debunk a Cosmo article called A Complete Beginner’s Guide to Anal Sex. Steph and John talk through the article and discuss what they agree and disagree with, answer listener questions, and give some new tips, and opinions on topics they haven't discussed before.
Check out the previous episodes in the Butt Stuff series:
Ep 17 | Butt Stuff 101
Ep 27 | Double Penetration (Recap)
Ep 28 | Butt Stuff 201

059 | Mercury Made Me Do It Jan 27, 2022

Have you heard from an ex out of the blue recently? Well Mercury's in Gatorade again - so that's probably the reason why. This week, Steph discusses what happen during Mercury Retrograde and all the out-of -the-blue messages she's seen so far from guys in her past. Tune in to see how she rates the best and worst messages she's received why she doesn't typically respond unless she needs a laugh.

Bonus: A Better Love w/ Dr. Greg Jan 22, 2022

Steph was recently a guest on A Better Love podcast with Dr. Greg. Tune in to hear them discuss sexual fantasy, arousal, and desire.
https://www.abetterloveproject.org
A Better Love Podcast owns the rights to this audio

058 | What A Sh*tastrophe! Jan 20, 2022

John is back this week to hear all about Steph's latest butt stuff adventures! Steph gets into the Good, the Bad, and the Messy of 3 different stories she shares with John. Tune in to hear how Steph almost got pink eye (twice), the best position for eating ass to protect your lash extensions, and how she got injured by her Invisalign.
Get caught up on the Butt Stuff series:
Episode 017 | Butt Stuff 101
Episode 027 | Double Penetration
Episode 028 | Butt Stuff 201

057 | Sugar Mama Life Jan 13, 2022

Have you ever had anyone ask you to be a sugar mama? Well, Steph sure has! This week she discusses the rising amount of guys asking her to be their sugar mama along with the different types of sugar babies she's encountered. She also gives some quick tips and shares some personal stories on her experiences.

056 | Let's Get Intimate ft. Alana McKenzie Jan 06, 2022

This week Steph is joined by dating and intimacy coach, Alana McKenzie! They discuss hookup culture and how physical intimacy has been prioritized over emotional intimacy, and why you should get rid of rules and the agenda when dating. Alana also discusses ways to be more emotionally intimate with partners and potential parters and she answers listener questions regarding communication during sex, how to critique your partner after sex, and how to find a quality FWB.

055 | Ghosting, Gifting, & Golden Showers Dec 26, 2021

This week Steph answers more Dear Dirty Blonde questions that were submitted by listeners. She gives advice on being ghosted, what you should do if your boyfriend asks you to pee on camera, dealing with someone who only talks about themselves, and more! Tune in to hear her advice!

054 | Not Just a Hole Dec 16, 2021

This week Steph discusses different interactions with guys she's matched with on dating apps. She shares experiences about guys asking her for threesomes without even meeting face to face, telling her that sex will heal her sinus infection, and the general overtone of guys expecting sex because they view her as an object. Tune in to hear her opinion on these dating disasters!

053 | That's Offensive ft. Deelz Dec 09, 2021

This week Steph is joined by a very special guest and fellow podcaster, Adelia aka Deelz! Deelz is in the top 2% of Only Fans and has her own podcast called That's OFfensive. Steph and Deelz have some honest conversations about overcoming eating disorders, bisexuality, toxic men, and so much more! Tune in to find out what Deelz hasn't tried in bed yet, the most random place she's masturbated, and how she handles negative feedback from Internet trolls.

052 | Blood Lust Dec 01, 2021

This week Steph discusses the taboo topic of period sex. She gives a crash course on periods and ovulation, answers listener questions on how to have successful period sex, and shares her own stories and experiences. Tune in for some tips and tricks to help you have great sex regardless of what time of the month it is!

051 | Love is Temporary, Herpes is Forever Nov 19, 2021

This week, Steph gives an overview on the Herpes Simplex Virus. She discusses the differences between HSV-1 and HSV-2, how both can be spread, and what the symptoms are.
Previous STD Series Episodes:
045 | I Have the STD & All I Need is U
046 | Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, & Syphilis, OH MY!

050 | No Nut November Nov 11, 2021

This week Steph is back with another episode of Dear Dirty Blonde. This week Steph gives advice on sending an anti-ghost text, encourages a listener to shoot her shot, and shares ways to keep a conversation going on dating apps. She also her experience with men who can't cum from a blow job and some tips for a better blow job.

049 | Same Shit, Different Dick Nov 04, 2021

This week Steph is joined by a "mystery" guest. They talk about his dating life, the difference between a fuck buddy and a friends with benefits, and how he was overthinking his current FWB. They also talk about how feeling jealous about a fuck buddy can give you a fall sense of love and how anxiety and jealously amplifies your lust for someone.

048 | Daddy Knows Best Oct 29, 2021

The Fetish series is back! This week, Steph dives into the world of DDLG (aka Daddy Dom/Little Girl). She explains why DDLG isn't 'one size fits all,' how to start a DDLG relationship, and why people identify as a Little. Steph also discusses the taboo myths surrounding the DDLG community and the difference between Age Play and Regression Play.
Previous Fetish Series Episodes:
029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)
031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)
032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)
038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)
039 | Tie Me Up - (Bondage)
040 | Spank Me - (Discipline)
044 | Pain is Pleasure - (Sadomasochism)

047 | Degenerative Behavior Oct 21, 2021

Has Steph met her match? Tune in to find out about the new guy she's seeing who's into open relationships and cuckolding and what he said to possibly give her some heart eyes. She talks about her change of heart regarding open relationships and the recent shift she's seen happening in the dating world. Steph finishes up the episode answering listener's questions regarding sliding in the DMs and trust issues in a long-distance relationship.

046 | Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, & Syphilis, OH MY! Oct 15, 2021

This week Steph continues on with the STD series and discusses the different types of bacterial infections and their symptoms, treatments, and long term complications if not treated. She also shares her stories on how she contracted chlamydia twice and what not to say to someone if you're breaking the news that you have an STD.

045 | I Have the STD & All I Need is U Oct 07, 2021

Steph is finally back from her birthday hiatus with a new mini-series about STDs! This week, Steph tackles why STDs are so stigmatized, the STD basics, and how STDs can be tested. She also explains why STDs are on the rise and how much they have increased in the last 6 years. (Hint: One STD has increased by 74%!) Steph also reveals that she recently got chlamydia and shares which celebrities have STDs along with some ridiculous myths we need to stop believing.

Dirty Blondes Turns 1! Sep 23, 2021

Stay tuned for lots of fun stuff to come in year 2!

044 | Pain is Pleasure Sep 16, 2021

Alexa, play "S&M" by Rihanna. This week, Steph goes into more detail about sadomasochism. She covers different kinds of physical pain (everything from wax play to cock and ball torture), emotional pain, and aftercare. She also shares her personal experiences with masochism and why she likes to incorporate certain types of pain into her sex life.
Previous Fetish Series Episodes:
029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)
031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)
032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)
038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)
039 | Tie Me Up - (Bondage)
040 | Spank Me - (Discipline)

043 | WTF, Texas? Sep 09, 2021

Steph is back after a brief medical hiatus to discuss what the fuck is happening in Texas. Tune in to hear her two cents on the abortion law and how it may effect her in Florida and her possible journey on getting her tubes tied.

042 | Love Bites Aug 26, 2021

Out with the old, in with the new. This week, Steph gives an update on her dating life. She discusses what happened with the open cuckold, situationship she was involved in and about a new guy she's dating who loves to give her hickeys. She also talks about how she uses her anxiety to her advantage, the recent OnlyFans drama (and if she's going to start one), and the new Channing and Zoe romance.

041 | How to Catch a MILF Aug 19, 2021

Do you want to learn how to catch a MILF? This week, Steph shares some personal tips and tricks to land a MILF or Cougar. While her tips may not work for every MILF or Cougar - she shares her opinions on what's worked on her along with types of photos you should and shouldn't have in your bio, asking for Snapchat vs. their phone number, ways to plan a date, and conversation tips. And remember, fucking an older woman is a privilege, not a right - so just because we can fuck you, doesn't mean we will.

040 | Spank Me Aug 12, 2021

This week, Steph does a deeper diver into the world of discipline. Tune in to find out the difference between discipline and punishment along with the different kinds of punishment a sub can experience. She covers everything from golden showers and human furniture to orgasm denial. Steph also shares a real Dom's routines and rules with his sub wife to give a more realistic perspective on the subject.
Previous Fetish Series Episodes:
029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)
031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)
032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)
038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)
039 | Tie Me Up - (Bondage)

039 | Tie Me Up Aug 05, 2021

This week Steph gives an introduction to the world of bondage. She covers all different types of bondage including suspension, mummification, Japanese bondage styles, sensory deprivation and everything in between. The episode is wrapped up with some warning regarding safety and a future guest announcement.
Previous Fetish Series Episodes:
029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)
031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)
032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)
038 | Yes, Daddy - (Domination & Submission)

038 | Yes, Daddy Jul 29, 2021

The fetish series continue this with Steph focusing on Dom/sub (D/s) relationships. She explains the different types of relationships including DDLG & 1950's household, if D/s relationships are healthy, and who really has the power? She also discusses why you need to trust your gut and avoid fake Doms.
Previous Fetish Series Episodes:
029 | Freak Like Me - (Intro)
031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me - (BDSM 101)
032 | Know Your Role(Play) - (Identities & Role-play)

037 | Retired Hot Girl Jul 29, 2021

This week Steph gets candid about her brief hiatus last week, the future of the podcast, possibly starting an OnlyFans, her Botox journey, and how her broken air conditioner is ruining her sex life.

036 | If You Were the Trophy, I'd Lose the Race Jul 15, 2021

This week Steph discusses some of the men in comments sections on IG and TikTok, whether or not woman actually need a man, and questions why the conversation is never around men being "husband material".

035 | Better Late Than Pregnant Jul 09, 2021

Steph is back with another episode of Dear Dirty Blonde. This week she answers questions about dating while dealing with alcoholism, finding men who don't want kids, and being a guest on a significant other's family vacation. Tune in to hear her two cents on her listener's dating concerns.

034 | MILF Tings Jun 24, 2021

This week, Steph gives an update on her dating life as a MILF, an open situationship she's involved in, and making sex tapes. Tune in for all the juicy details on how she's enjoying her Hot Girl Summer.

033 | Dear Dirty Blonde Jun 17, 2021

This week, Steph shares listeners questions they submitted regarding their dating lives and she gives her advice and two cents. Tune in to listen to her advice on dating younger, not feeling butterflies, and important conversations regarding kids and money.

032 | Know Your Role(play) Jun 10, 2021

Steph continues on with another episode in the Fetish series. This week's topic: identities and role-play. Tune in to listen to the different identities within the BDSM world and some tips on how to role-play successfully with your partner.

031 | Whips & Chains Excite Me Jun 03, 2021

Are you ready for BDSM 101? This week Steph continues on with the fetish series by explaining the basics of BSDM. She covers BDSM contracts, the variations of D/s and sadomasochist relationships, and different types of safe words.

030 | Don't Call Her Daddy ft. Dante Brunelli May 20, 2021

This week, Steph is joined by TikTok star and podcast host, Dante Brunelli! The two discuss one of Dante's viral TikToks regarding the toxic advice of Call Her Daddy, openly communicating in the dating world, dating life in SLC, and knowing your worth.
Don't forget to check out Dante's podcast, Know Your Worth, on Spotify.
TikTok: danteslife
Instagram: dantesalb3

029 | Freak Like Me May 13, 2021

Alexa, play "Freak" by Doja Cat. This week, Steph is solo to kick off the new fetish series! She'll explain the difference between a kink and a fetish, how she got started in the kinky lifestyle, and the best ways to meet likeminded people. She also discusses an array of kinks that will be featured in the series - everything from edging to pony play.

028 | Butt Stuff 201 ft. Anal Expert John May 06, 2021

We douched, we stretched, we entered. John is back for another episode in our Butt Stuff series! This week, the duo discusses the most comfortable positions, breathing techniques, new butthole names, and Steph tells some personal anal stories.

027 | Double Penetration ft. Anal Expert John Apr 29, 2021

Are you ready for more butt stuff?! This week, John is back to follow up on the Butt Stuff 101 episode! Steph and John answer your questions, clarify some tips and advice, and share some of our listeners shitastrophes.

026 | Drug Dealers & Dick Pics Apr 22, 2021

This week, Steph does a solo and updates you on her ever changing dating life.

025 | What's to Cum? Apr 01, 2021

New sex stories, new episodes and series, and new guests. Do you want more butt stuff in your life? Do you need to tell someone about your fetishes? Maybe you just need to hear about how Steph’s tampon ended up in a man’s shoe... These are some of the things Steph and Meg discuss when they talk about what’s to cum.

024 | Dirty Moms ft. Our UK Queen Hannah Mar 25, 2021

Let’s take a (virtual) trip over the pond! Steph & Meg laugh their trousers off with one of their favorite listeners, Hannah, as they discuss everything from which spice girl they would be to navigating the dating world as a single mom. Get some of Hannah’s best advice on how to stay true to yourself and keep your “you time” while keeping the kids fed, hear how she approaches telling men she dates that she’s a parent, and listen to some of her wildest requests on the apps. Cheers!

023 | Sleep With Me Mar 11, 2021

Do you sleep with a night light? This week Steph & Meg talk about what that might say about you along with all other things under the sheets! Find out if the Blondes sleep well with others, what they’re embarrassed of in bed, and everything else you should expect when you sleep over!

022 | F*CK NO... To The Left, To The Left Mar 04, 2021

What are your dealbreakers? Steph & Meg talk through what makes them swipe left, not go on a second date, or break up with boyfriends. Strap in for an episode filled with Disney adults, Big Foot believers, swole mates, Dave Portnoy haters, and all the other F*ck No's out there.

021 | Frat Families & Foot Fetishes ft. Victoria the Homie Hopper Feb 25, 2021

This week the Dirty Blondes are going back to college! Jk, but they are getting all the dirt from one of their favorite college listeners, Victoria. Steph and Meg relive some of their most interesting college experiences as Victoria keeps them up to date with frat house homie hopping, shocking side hustles, how to get the guy, and sooooo much more! Listen to get the best strategies, relive your own college experience, or just get a few good laughs with us.

020 | The Dirty Truth Feb 18, 2021

Recording for the first time in their new studio, Steph and Meg speak The Dirty Truth and play a game of Sip or Spill, covering topics from the most embarrassing thing that turned them on, why they think they're single, and if they ever helped their friends cheat.

019 | If I Lick It, It's Mine Feb 11, 2021

Anyone hungry? This week Steph & Meg are discussing chocolate sauce, candy thongs, and some not so ordinary aphrodisiacs, along with date and gift ideas before Valentine's Day. Let's spread the love (and maybe some Nutella) this weekend.

018 | Scheduled Swiping & Sexcapades Feb 04, 2021

Catch up with Steph & Meg as they talk what's in their dating app DMs, what they're loving right now, and who needs to get the boot. Also find out if you might need to purge the dating apps with Meg or if you're the right fit to be our next dirty guest! Pour yourself some wine and let's get talking!

017 | Butt Stuff 101 ft. Anal Expert John Jan 28, 2021

Welcome to the Dirty Blondes Anal Extravaganza! This week, the Blondes are joined by local anal expert, John, to deep-dive into the "rusty starfish." They discuss rimming, finding the P-Spot, using an enema, and everything in between. Tune in for your crash course on how to have your best anal experience yet!

016 | Botox and Blowjobs ft. Byron the Squirt King Jan 21, 2021

The Dirty Blondes are joined by Steph’s friend Byron aka the Squirt King. Tune in to hear him mansplain a few topics, give tips on squirting, and talk preferences on apps, in the wild, and in the bed. And find him on Snapchat @byron12344.

015 | Showers, Sprinkles, and Split-ups Jan 14, 2021

This week, Steph & Meg discuss engagement parties, baby sprinkles, and everything in between. The Dirty Blondes talk through their unpopular opinions on all these events and the etiquettes they think should be practiced.

014 | Leave His Balls on Blue, Leave His Texts on Read Jan 07, 2021

We're back bitches! This week, Steph and Meg catch up on their dating lives, talk about what they're leaving behind in 2020, and what they're manifesting for 2021.

013 | Last Call for 2020 Dec 24, 2020

Meg is sick this week, so Steph does a solo episode to discuss Snapchat logic from the guys she's talking to, her TikTok infatuation, and the shitty selfies guys put on dating apps.

012 | Te(X)t Games Dec 17, 2020

Welcome to the Te(X)t Games. This week, Steph & Meg talk text and all the skill and mind games it takes to keep up. Is texting the newest extreme sport or art form?

011 | Naughty or Nice? Dec 10, 2020

Have you been naughty or nice? This week, the Dirty Blondes discuss the different types of gifts you should (or shouldn't) be giving to your fuck buddies, situationships, and main meals.

010 | Snacks, Meals, and Side Dishes Dec 03, 2020

We're back! This week Steph & Meg give an update on their dating lives and introduce a new segment called I'm Over It!

009 | Sex With Me Nov 19, 2020

Sex tapes, cuckolding, and poppers, oh my! This week, the Dirty Blondes discuss an array of topics including their favorite sex toys, if body count really matters, and the classic virginity stories.

008 | Wanna Play Catch? Nov 12, 2020

This week Steph & Meg discuss catching feelings for a fuck buddy, their current situationships, and reasons why people won't commit to a relationship title.

007 | Sip or Spill Nov 05, 2020

Meg created a drinking game. Steph got drunk. And the Dirty Blondes answered questions about prenups, licking b-holes, and their idea of a perfect date.

006 | Call Me Maybe? Oct 29, 2020

If you wanna be our lovers, you gotta at least text us sometimes.. damn. This week, Steph and Meg discuss their experiences with "bad texters" and how they navigate the confusing texting styles to help avoid miscommunication.

005 | Here Kitty, Kitty! Oct 22, 2020

This week, Steph finally admits that she's a cougar and the Dirty Blondes discuss the differences between Cougars, MILFs, and Sugar Mommas.

004 | Let's Go (Cat)Fishing! Oct 15, 2020

What's the difference between a Catfish and a Transformer? Find out this week when Steph and Meg talk about cakefacing, facetuning, Khloe Kardashian, and straight up lying when it comes to your online presence.

003 | Spooky Szn Oct 08, 2020

Steph and Meg discuss the scariest time of year: spooky szn. Ghosts, zombies, and haunters are a few of the dating monsters that the Dirty Blondes discuss on this week's episode.

002 | If COVID doesn't take you out, can I? Oct 01, 2020

This week Steph and Meg tackle the bizarre reality of dating during COVID. Are we in extreme cuffing season or is COVID the new STD?

001 | Talk Dirty to Me Sep 24, 2020

Get down and dirty with Steph & Meg while they discuss their favorite types of dirty talk, sexting tips, and some of their crazy dirty talk experiences.

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