Delusional Diaries

escapism shouldn’t give you anxiety Jan 22, 2026

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are truly going to take you on a rollercoaster of chatting & beyond. from unexpectedly feeling way too much empathy during high-stakes sports games to realizing that escapism shouldn’t cause anxiety, they unpack the little thoughts that spiral into way bigger conversations. what starts as football stress quickly turns into a debate about why caring too much can be exhausting, and why sometimes you just want your entertainment to be fun, not emotionally taxing.

the girls also get into music moods, pop culture obsessions, and the shows that shaped them. from rethinking sad-girl playlists and romanticizing The Bold Type as peak twenties escapism, to loving Zara Larsson’s comeback and needing to be “in on” whatever show the internet is obsessing over, it’s a full deep dive into comfort culture. along the way, they talk celebrity sightings, influencer life, social media chaos, and the weird pressure of always being online.

as always, the episode wraps with classic H & J shenanigans: procrastination confessions, friendship dynamics, hypothetical life questions, beauty honesty, and hot takes on cheating, botox, baby names, and becoming a “real” New Yorker. it’s funny, self-aware, slightly unhinged, and very much giving “two best friends talking on the couch about everything and nothing” (exactly how we like it).

Timestamps

0:18 - Stressed about sports

4:10 - Finding the happy songs

14:45 - Bitching hour

19:00 - Procrastinator (kinda of)

30:50 - Losing at an award show

45:26 - Reality TV show dating

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trying to slow down (kind of) Jan 15, 2026

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz catch up after a chaotic start to the new year and talk about what it actually looks like to slow down without losing their minds. they unpack travel burnout, the pressure to always be on the move, and the realization that building your entire schedule around workout classes, waitlists, and cancellation fees might not be the healthiest lifestyle choice. from embracing solo gym time to treadmill editing and the ongoing Pilates discourse, the girls share what routines feel sustainable right now, and which ones quietly make life harder than it needs to be.

as always, the episode naturally drifts into a classic B**ching Hour™️, covering the annoyances that shouldn’t matter but absolutely do. Halley vents about unnecessary rush fees and timing mishaps, while both girls spiral over delayed luggage, winter trips being impossible to pack for, and the stress of brand travel when your jacket is basically your entire outfit. they also talk about reading podcast comments, dealing with online opinions, and the mental balance of appreciating positive feedback without letting praise, or criticism, get too personal.

the episode wraps with nostalgia that you probably will relate to as well, from teenage sleepovers, fake IDs, Four Lokos, and sneaking alcohol to the unmatched joy of girls’ nights before men became the center of everything. they touch on dogs, adoption realities, new hobbies that may or may not last, and the shared delusion that this year is somehow going to be the one. nothing groundbreaking, just a very real, very Halley & Jaz episode.

Timestamps

0:40 - Intentional traveling

8:30 - Bitching hour

16:68 - Podcast comment section

33:41 - Jaz’s new hobby

40:15 - Our first drinks

54:46 - What is the most annoying quality anyone could have

56:24 - Hinge prompts

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hitting the reset button Jan 08, 2026

it’s the first episode of the year, and Halley and Jaz are ringing in 2026 exactly how they know best: overanalyzing everything, setting unrealistic resolutions, and spiraling (lovingly) through life updates. from the psychological power of a “new year, new me” mindset to seasonal depression, meds, wellness eras, and why January feels either elite or unbearable, the girls unpack how they’re approaching the year ahead: very differently.

the episode flows through travel plans, brand trips, Rome itineraries, New Year’s hangovers, book obsessions, TV recs that may or may not ever be watched, and the internet drama everyone seems forced to have an opinion on. the girls sound off on influencer discourse, public scrutiny, relationships in the spotlight, and why sometimes it’s okay to simply not care.

they also dive into relationship dynamics, wedding season thoughts, guest etiquette, bachelorette trip planning, and whether opposites really do attract. as always, the episode balances humor with honesty, proving once again that delusion, when paired with self-awareness, is actually a life skill. cozy up, welcome the new year, and let the spiral begin once again.

Timestamps

0:24 - 2026 Jaz

6:39 - New Years Eve

11:57 - Online drama

30:50 - All things wedding

39:11 - Voice memos and facetime calls

46:42 - Cutting up a wedding dress

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2025 wrapped Dec 31, 2025

it is New Year’s Eve, and in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz catch up after a rough holiday stretch, unpacking everything from being violently sick with the flu to navigating grief, canceled plans, and the strange emotional whiplash that comes with the end of the year. they reflect on Christmas not going as expected, the loneliness that can creep in during downtime, and how loss puts everything into perspective, even when you don’t quite know what to say or feel.

from there, the girls spiral into their classic b**ching hour, one last time for 2025: why shopping in Aritzia should be classified as an extreme sport, why sidewalk etiquette in New York is apparently a lost art, and the internet’s obsession with correcting women in relationships. they also get candid about online comments, ownership, boundaries, and why saying “we” doesn’t suddenly erase a woman’s independence or accomplishments.

the episode wraps with a chaotic but heartfelt 2025 recap: favorite songs, trips, outfits, purchases, crash-outs, and milestones, along with reflections on female friendship, partnership vs. best friendship, and why having your person in different forms matters. we’re closing the year exactly as we lived it: honest, imperfect, and surrounded by the people who make it survivable. if this year humbled you, broke you open, or changed you forever, this episode is for you.

Timestamps

0:23 - Jaz’s flu

8:06 - Bitching hour

16:01 - Is your husband your best friend?

22:06 - Heated Rivalry

27:23 - Our 2025 wrapped

44:42 - 12 Grapes under the table

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unwrapping it all Dec 25, 2025

it’s Christmas, and here at Delusional Diaries, we’re not forcing a festive mood or pretending life magically slows down for the holidays. Halley and Jaz sit in the in-between space: post-travel, end-of-year, slightly exhausted, and talk through everything that didn’t go exactly as planned. from luxury trips that felt underwhelming, to honeymoons that turned out to be longer than needed, they unpack expectations versus reality and what it actually means to know yourself well enough to opt out.

the conversation naturally drifts into internet chaos and strong opinions, covering viral pranks, influencer etiquette, filming in workout classes, and the exhausting double standards women are constantly navigating online. they also get honest about holiday logistics in relationships: doing holidays apart, family traditions, engagement pressure, and why choosing what works for you can feel uncomfortable but necessary this time of year.

to close it out, the episode turns reflective without getting sentimental. the girls talk end-of-year wins, mental health growth, unexpected emotions around marriage and pregnancy tests, blocks of the week, friendship moments, and a fast-food sauce crusade that somehow feels like a small Christmas miracle. it’s messy, real, funny, and grounding, exactly the kind of episode you want on while the holiday noise dies down and you finally get a minute to breathe.

Timestamps

0:21 - Happy to be back

5:28 - Jaz’s honeymoon

9:24 - Need to get this off my chest

15:06 - This year’s wins

24:35 - Block of the week

38:05 - Rude influencers

47:40 - Squishmellows and Wendy’s

53:48 - Sleep schedules

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let them ft. Mel Robbins Dec 18, 2025

In this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz sit down with Mel Robbins. Mel Robbins is a bestselling author, one of the most sought-after motivational speakers in the world, and the host of The Mel Robbins Podcast. She is known for translating complex psychological research into practical tools people can actually use, including the Five Second Rule, the High Five Habit, and the Let Them theory. Her work has helped millions build confidence, reduce anxiety, and take ownership of their lives through simple, science-backed strategies.

The three are behind the mic for a grounded, honest conversation about emotional regulation, boundaries, and what it actually takes to reclaim your sense of control. Mel breaks down the thinking behind her Let Them theory and explains why so much of our stress comes from trying to manage other people’s emotions, reactions, and expectations.

Together, they explore how letting go of control doesn’t mean indifference, it means responsibility. Mel shares practical tools for handling anxiety, navigating conflict without self-abandonment, and responding to emotional triggers with clarity instead of impulse. The conversation moves beyond surface-level self-help and into the real work of tolerating discomfort, sitting with difficult emotions, and choosing responses that align with your values.

This episode is for anyone who feels emotionally drained, overly reactive, or stuck in patterns that no longer serve them. It’s a reminder that peace isn’t passive… it’s built through awareness, boundaries, and the decision to take your power back, one moment at a time.

Timestamps

0:16 - This week’s guest

4:47 - How we Let Them

12:41 - Acting on emotions

16:53 - Mel’s challenge for everyone

30:34 - Do you want advice or do you want me to keep listening?

35:51 - Mom and daughter dynamics

44:58 - Fighting in relationships

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am i the a–hole? Dec 11, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back on the couch diving headfirst into a series of chaotic, messy, and brutally honest AITA scenarios. from family drama and baby gender reveals gone wrong, to impossible co-parenting situations and friendship betrayals, nothing is off-limits. as always, the girls bring their unfiltered opinions, real-world perspective, and zero hesitation when it comes to calling things exactly as they see them.

beyond the AITA chaos, the episode takes a turn into some of their most entertaining hot takes yet, from breaking up during the holidays, airplane etiquette that sparks real rage, using AI for wedding vows, and how long you actually should wait before dating again after a breakup. they also dive into love languages, what’s secretly attractive that has nothing to do with sex, and whether drinking on a first date is a red flag or a rite of passage.

to round it all out, the girls get into hobbies (or lack thereof), Kindle obsessions, dressing your boyfriend better, gift-giving as intervention, and the very real struggle of trying to become a “reader.” it’s funny, honest, and loaded with relatable moments that remind you exactly why you listen to us. tune in for laughs, chaos, and way too much honesty, exactly how we like it.

Timestamps

0:18 - Am i the a**hole stories

14:44 - Breaking up over the holidays

19:09 - AI writing your wedding vows

27:29 - Finding new hobbies

35:11 - Kindle club

40:49 - First dates

48:24 - Where does anxiety stem from

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dating, doubting & doing Dec 04, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz kick things off with absolute chaos: from navigating the most unserious New York notary experience imaginable to selling a house, demolishing walls for a bed that simply refuses to fit, and surviving the stress of home renovations. they get into holiday plans, solo Thanksgivings, and why Thanksgiving food might just be the most overrated meal of the year. plus, Halley shares the full story behind adopting her fourth dog, the emotional rollercoaster of rescue life, and an unexpected escape-artist pup.

the girls dive deep into your questions about dating, long distance, and the fear of being single forever, especially in big cities. they unpack why effort actually matters in love, how to enjoy single seasons without rushing the timeline, and why people are allowed to change their minds even when it hurts. from imposter syndrome and career confidence to cutting people out of your life without dragging things out, this episode blends brutal honesty with real-world advice you can actually use.

they also tackle controversial wedding dilemmas, stay-at-home dad dynamics, tricky in-law boundaries, and what it really means to protect your peace as you level up in life. whether you’re navigating relationships, career doubts, friendships that no longer serve you, or just need a comforting listen that feels like FaceTiming your best friends: this episode is raw, reflective, funny, and painfully relatable.

Timestamps

0:25 - So New York

10:42 - The holidays

14:08 - Key West

21:21 - Questions from our followers

36:06 - Stay at home dads and imposter syndrome

47:15 - Monster in law advice

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what happens in cabo… ft Maddie Nov 27, 2025

this thanksgiving, we’re thankful for friendship! Maddie is back, and this episode is dedicated to the event of the season: the bachelorette in Cabo. we break down everything: Maddie’s favorite parts, the lingerie gifting, the unhinged itinerary, the emotional chaos of wedding planning spilling into vacation mode, and how stressful it can be when all of your friends from different stages of lives intertwine. between premarital counseling, kosher food tastings, and Pinterest-induced wedding anxiety, she entered Cabo needing a release, and she absolutely got one.

because what happens in Cabo… comes back to haunt us in this podcast. from puking and rallying to the now-historic booty-shaking competition win (yes, sandals flying, knees bleeding, all that), the girls take us moment-by-moment through the funniest and most feral 48 hours of Maddie’s life. the Mango Deck saga deserves its own documentary, and we’re giving it the airtime it deserves.

but behind the tequila and chaos is the real heart of the episode: girlhood, growing up, and holding on to your friendships as life shifts. we talk about seeing your friends get loved the way they deserve, combining families, outgrowing old versions of yourself, and the fear of realizing the club nights don’t last forever. this episode is feral, emotional, nostalgic, and iconic… a love letter to friendship, weddings, and the bachelorette weekend we’ll be talking about for the rest of our lives.

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Timestamps

0:16 - Maddie is back!!

12:48 - The bachelorette

25:02 - Are you a bridezilla

35:15 - Least favorite parts of wedding planning

45:17 - Wedding dress code

50:06 - Working at Jimmy Johns

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we need a vacation Nov 20, 2025

after two weeks of nonstop travel, Halley and Jaz are finally back! from Maddie’s Cabo bachelorette to the Hero Cosmetics brand trip, BravoCon, Vegas chaos, last-minute hair appointments, and zero sleep, the girls recap every single detail. they talk friendship dynamics on brand trips, meeting creators IRL, social battery burnout, and the universal experience of needing a vacation after your vacation.

once home, life doesn’t slow down… the girls dive into TikTok drama: from the viral Hair by Chrissy saga to the debate over kids’ skincare, the Angel Tree controversy, and the internet’s obsession with turning everything into a moral war. they also chat about holidays, honeymoon plans, Meadow Lane grocery store mania, picking wedding guest dresses, and the art of drinking on vacation vs. drinking in NYC when the vibes take over. there’s also talk of growing up, how their timelines for marriage and kids have changed, the importance of independence before motherhood, and whether “never fighting” in a relationship is actually a red flag.

of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without a little b**ching hour, some blocks of the week, a rant about TSA stealing hair extension pliers, and haters commenting on pregnancy jokes and eyebrows. the girls wrap up with plans for the Christmas market, Patreon updates, and a reminder that their men now hang out completely by choice… proof that girl friendships really do build communities.

Timestamps

0:20 - Cabo then Vegas then LA

9:55 - Thanksgiving plans

14:28 - Big things on the internet

28:01 - Meadow Lane opened

31:27 - How we thought life would play out

32:10 - Fights vs arguments vs conversations

38:57 - Bitching hour

44:09- Christmas market and Patreon

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we're too old for this Nov 13, 2025

it’s another chaotic week on Delusional Diaries! the girls are packing for back-to-back trips, from Maddie’s Cabo bachelorette to a very convenient brand trip that just so happens to be in Cabo. they talk bachelorettes, friend group dynamics, and why mixing people from different chapters of your life is always a wild experiment.

from party floors destroyed by heels to the great “SATC shoe debate,” they reflect on their Halloween weekend, the aftermath of too much tequila, and how hangovers hit way harder now, sparking a full conversation about growing out of the “every weekend” phase and choosing soft life nights in over blacking out. they also come to their shared realization that maybe mocktails shouldn’t cost the same as cocktails.

the episode takes its usual chaotic turn with a cozy winter rant: daylight savings depression and the girls’ love-hate relationship with the holidays. they get into pop culture deep dives, from Lily Allen and David Harbour drama to People’s Sexiest Man Alive and the celebrity edits they can’t stop watching. by the end, they’re debating whether singers are ever sexy, laughing at actor crushes, and ending on the most unserious note possible: Halley watching football on a plane just to calm her anxiety. it’s unfiltered, funny, and weirdly therapeutic: just two girls overthinking life, love, and pop culture with zero structure and maximum serotonin.

Timestamps

0:19 - Not time to be sick

5:18 - Halloween

17:35 - Driving diaries

25:01 - Actors IRL

32:30 - Atlanta for the day

36:59 - Online stalker

38:29 - What do you want to be when you grow up

43:53 - People’s Sexiest Man Alive

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bidding wars Nov 06, 2025

after the travel day from hell, Halley and Jaz are back in New York, and they’re back behind the mic to tell the tale. this week’s episode of Delusional Diaries takes you inside their 12-hour flight delay, Detroit detour, and the chaotic mission to make it home in time for their Halloween party. from near meltdowns at TSA to accidentally exiting the airport mid-delay (rookie mistake), the girls relive every delusional moment with unfiltered honesty and way too much laughter.

once they finally touch down, it’s back to business: 36 bottles of tequila delivered at 7 a.m., party prep chaos, and a rare beauty event that turned into a bidding war against Benny Blanco (spoiler: they lost). between horror travel stories, spray tan small talk, and gym class trauma, Halley and Jaz unpack the kind of week that makes you question your sanity and still somehow laugh about it.

they wrap up with some classic chaos: friendship growth, separate bedrooms in marriage, childhood lies, and the eternal debate: do you ever really “go to bed angry”? it’s the perfect mix of airline rage, emotional regulation, and delusional girl therapy. buckle up (literally), this one’s turbulence from start to finish.

Timestamps

0:17 - Travel day from hell

15:20 - A short trip to LA

22:38 - The NYC Marathon

28:35 - Light sleepers

32:10 - Relationship questions and winter uglies

39:55 - Dress codes

43:09 - Our biggest lies as kids

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haunted by our own choices Oct 31, 2025

It’s Halloween on Delusional Diaries… which means cheap wigs, chaos, and way too many confessions. Halley and Jaz kick off the episode dressed as the Timothée Chalamet x Pete Davidson SNL duo, spiraling about bedside manner, Yelp reviews, and why bad Amazon wigs might actually be a cursed tradition at this point.

From Jaz’s Bottega meltdown in Madrid (and the boldest “move forward” gaslight ever) to Halley’s questionable life choices that somehow always work out in her favor, the girls are in their unfiltered storytelling era. They’re talking eating dog treats out of desperation, blocking trolls with “almond daughter” usernames, and why sharing snacks with your boyfriend should be considered psychological warfare.

Then it’s Halloween nostalgia, space cowgirl flashbacks, and a few hot takes about certain activities in the shower, bad costumes, and the “stay in for your future husband” pick-me epidemic. Whether you’re getting ready to go out tonight or staying in with a bottle of wine, this episode will have you laughing, cringing, and texting your best friend mid-listen.

Timestamps

0:20 - Happy Halloween from yours truly

4:02 - Bitching hour

11:40 - Standing 10 toes down

22:13 - Jaz’s limo and birthdays

27:26 - The block of the week

33:16 - Reading and other hobbies

37:40 - All things Halloween

48:27 - The Halloween party

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not our truth Oct 23, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz unpack a rollercoaster of chaos: from mourning a literal sauce that was discontinued to a rundown of their time at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show pink carpet. this episode mixes glam & the chaos of the real world like never before, showing that at the end of the day, we all go through the same things, despite our differences.

the girls then switch gears to other territories: fitness routines and solidcore playlists. between botox updates, home renovations, and pink carpet glam, Halley and Jaz reflect on how surreal it is to be front row at a fashion show one minute and crying in an elevator the next. that’s real life, and they’re not sugarcoating any of it.

they wrap the episode with some tough-love advice for a listener whose best friend can’t stop obsessing over her ex. the verdict? you can’t save someone who doesn’t want to be saved. This episode is chaotic, comforting, and so them… the kind of episode you’ll want to have playing while you do your skincare or spiral on the couch.

Timestamps

0:16 - The day started off good…

2:22 - Fast food reviews

7:12 - Our first dates with Reed & Kevin

9:06 - The VS Fashion Show

26:23 - Halley’s new purchase

32:55 - Newest insecurity

36:10 - Botox and babies

39:40 - Advice to our follower

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out of principle Oct 16, 2025

after some tough days separated from each other, this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever: kicking things off with workout confessions, liposuction ultimatums, and the anxiety-inducing chaos of showing up late to a class for the first time ever. between accountability pacts and post-gym soreness, the girls dive into the unglamorous side of “getting it together” while keeping it real (and hilarious) about body image, burnout, and self-motivation.

then, things get storytime-level juicy: Halley recaps her dreamy trip across London and Copenhagen, complete with vintage shopping, hotel surprises, and airport drama that had her going to war (verbally) with line-cutters. Jaz shares her TSA horror story and why sometimes principle is all that matters, while both reflect on love, long-distance friendship, and more…

rounding it out, the girls get chatty about Kris Jenner’s facelift, the return of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and the never-ending New York winter blues. from AI conspiracies to apartment glow-ups and kitchen haters, it’s a full catch-up episode of chaos, confidence, and everything you could dream of: the ultimate comfort listen for anyone who loves a good rant, a little delusion, and a lot of laughter!

Timestamps

0:16 - Jaz’s confession

7:05 - The most amount of time we ever spent apart

14:04 - The flight back and airport horror stories

27:10 - Hypotheticals

33:04 - Winter scaries

35:37 - Block block block

45:22 - Bitching hour

47:13 - Face lifts and VS Fashion Show

50:45 - Childhood jealousy

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too caffeinated to care Oct 09, 2025

Halley and Jaz are back on the couch and kicking off with a classic b**ching hour, and this one gets personal. after an awkward follower encounter at the grocery store turns into an unsolicited reddit recap, Jaz opens up about how far she’s come in setting boundaries with online chatter, and how quickly a stranger can send her spiraling back into old habits. from the weirdness of parasocial relationships to realizing how exhausting constant public perception can be, the girls talk anxiety, attention, and why sometimes it’s okay to say “I don’t owe anyone a response.”

the chaos continues as Jaz discovers the power (and curse) of coffee, and the duo spiral into caffeine-induced madness. between late-night hangouts that accidentally turn into 3 a.m. adventures, sensory phobias of bumpy pumpkins, and fall weekend recaps, it’s peak Delusional Diaries energy, a little bit manic, a little too honest, and somehow still therapeutic.

but it’s not all rants and pumpkin panic, Halley’s prepping for a dreamy Europe trip through London and beyond, Jaz is plotting a honeymoon redo after her first attempt, and both are reflecting on independence, relationships, and what it means to actually grow up online. by the end, they’ve covered everything from medical insurance meltdowns to squishmallow basements: proving once again that delusion, some b**ching, friendship, and a good laugh can fix just about anything.

Timestamps

0:22 - Starting with a Bitching hour

6:36 - Jaz and coffee

13:30 - Biggest phobias

15:07 - Upcoming plans

29:24 - Relationship attachments

39:41 - Jaz’s honeymoon & Delta points

46:02 - And ending with Bitching hour

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single vs. taken Oct 02, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back with the full rollercoaster of chaos, starting with skincare gone wrong, brutal hangovers, and a weekend that tested both of them in very different ways. from dinner disasters at BondST and open bar temptations at Danielle’s birthday party to the unplanned detour that landed them at a club until 3 a.m., the girls recap every messy, hilarious detail. whether it’s falling asleep in Ubers, being gaslit about their location, or surviving on cookies, nothing is off-limits in this episode.

in between the laughs, the girls get real about health, healing, and the weird seasons life throws at you. Halley opens up about her continued journey with an autoimmune disease, steroids, and IV treatments, sharing the frustrating side effects, the weight changes, and the challenge of finding stability while staying optimistic. together, the girls navigate what it means to balance wellness with wanting to live life fully, reminding listeners that even in the hard moments, humor and honesty go a long way.

rounding out the episode, Halley and Jaz dive into everything from underwear revelations and blocking negativity online to reflecting on the “mystery” of being single versus the stability of relationships. they laugh about their timeline of friendship, plot out solidcore challenges with Birkin bets, and even debate whether Jaz’s moving obsession is just a love for having projects. this episode is delusional, it’s dramatic, and it’s deeply relatable; the perfect mix that we know you love in an episode of our podcast.

Timestamps

0:18 - New products & hangovers

6:54 - The whole night

16:47 - Friday night

21:37 - Bitching hour

29:44 - What we miss about being single

37:58 - Maybe a hobby

45:30 - Upcoming trips

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pain is pain Sep 25, 2025

Halley and Jaz are finally back on the couch after a whirlwind couple of weeks, and this episode doesn’t hold back. Halley shares the full story of her week-long hospital stay after a brutal ulcerative colitis flare-up that left her in constant pain and doubting herself. from gaslighting her own symptoms to finally realizing she needed urgent care, she opens up about the mental toll of chronic illness, the long nights in the ER, and the fear of potentially losing her colon.

the episode balances heavy and hilarious as Halley recounts absurd hospital moments: nurses melting plastic into her food, the fight for a private room, and doctors giving her conflicting diet advice. Jaz keeps the energy steady, while also finding humor in the chaos. together, they highlight what it’s really like to navigate a health crisis, from anxiety spirals to unexpected gratitude when the right medication finally works.

but it’s not all hospitals and IV drips. as the besties dive back into their usual blend of life updates and pop culture chatter: golf trips to Wisconsin, moving drama, TikTok spirals, Kylie Jenner lip combos, and the possibility of seeing Justin Bieber headline Coachella. it’s an episode that feels raw, real, and ridiculous: a mix of health diaries, best friend therapy, and the kind of unfiltered chaos that makes Delusional Diaries your favorite.

Timestamps

0:17 - Back on the couch

1:04 - Halley’s hospital visit

20:24 - Getting gaslit

30:35 - For the pod only

40:02 - Coachella, lip liners, & Lizzie McGuire

44:46 - Dancing with the Stars week 1

52:34 - Hair journey & our favorite products

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from then, to now ft. Eli Rallo Sep 18, 2025

This week, Halley and Jaz are back behind the mic, but they’re not alone. If you’ve been rocking with Delusional Diaries since the early days, you already know her (and probably love her). And if you don’t… allow us to introduce: Eli Rallo. Writer, content creator, podcast host, professional rule-maker, and queen of saying exactly what we’re all thinking. Eli first blew up on TikTok with her iconic “the jarr” videos, and since then she’s built a ride-or-die community obsessed with her mix of humor, honesty, and that big sister who tells it like it is energy. Oh, and casual flex, she’s already the author of two books with a third on the way.

From reminiscing about their “freshman class” days in the New York influencer scene to catching up on weddings, book tours, and everything in between, this episode feels like a full-circle moment. The trio dives into the realities of growing up online, from cringing at old videos to learning to feel confident in your late 20s. They also swap stories about early event-hopping nights, the evolution of their careers, and the misconceptions people have about friendship changes. Of course, there’s plenty of wedding talk, Taylor Swift engagement theories, and the sacred art of being perfectly “wedding drunk.”

Eli opens up about writing her second book, the emotional process behind it, and the exciting leap into fiction with her upcoming third. It’s an episode filled with nostalgia, laughter, and honesty, proof that every era of life brings its own kind of magic. If you missed her, it’s time to catch up. If you’re new, you’re about to fall in love. Either way — this episode is one for the books.

Timestamps

0:14 - The OG Podcast Guest

6:51 - All things Taylor

12:47 - Eli’s & Jaz’s weddings

34:39 - Travel & TikTok

37:51 - Book talk

43:48 - The Kardashians

47:58 - Eli’s Bachelorette

51:20 - Favorite part about the book

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besties but never roomies Sep 11, 2025

Halley and Jaz are back behind the mics, and this week’s episode is giving full chaotic bestie energy. what starts as a tiny texting disagreement spirals into a hilarious deep dive on friendship etiquette, unread messages, and why “one sec” almost never means one second. if you’ve ever wanted to scream at your friends through the phone, you’re going to feel very seen.

but of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without some unhinged detours. between questionable snack choices, roommate horror stories, and a rant or two about unsolicited opinions, the girls manage to turn even the most random topics into comedy gold. somewhere in the middle of the chaos, there are moments of raw honesty about health, moods, and how to stay sane when life insists on being annoying.

by the end, you’ll feel like you’ve been on FaceTime with your two funniest (and most brutally honest) friends. from pop culture hot takes to delusional rants that will have you laughing out loud, this episode is messy, dramatic, and exactly the kind of therapy session you didn’t know you needed. buckle up, press play, and enjoy.

Timestamps

0:16 - Jaz has been annoying Halley

3:52 - Jaz’s bitching hour

5:25 - The lunch on everyone's FYP

10:12 - What is Halley so excited about

20:19 - Tate McCrae concert

22:11 - Pop culture couples

36:22 - Our overweight dogs

45:43 - The question we always get

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everyone is parasocial (even us) Sep 04, 2025

your favorite duo is back this week: Halley and Jaz dive straight into the week’s wildest headline, Taylor and Travis are officially engaged. the two spiral into full-on parasocial mode, breaking down everything from the shock of a collab post announcement to imagining what the wedding guest list and security would even look like. Jaz jokes about becoming a bodyguard, Halley debates whether it will be a mega-celebrity event or a secret ceremony, and both of them can’t help but laugh at just how invested they’ve become in a couple they’ve never met.

from there, the conversation flows into a whirlwind of personal updates. Jaz vents about the chaos of her home renovations, accidentally sending the most questionable texts to her contractor, and realizing just how much fences cost in Long Island. health takes center stage as well as Halley navigates her workout routine and spray tan obsession, and as the two debate TikTok’s “pale girl exposure therapy” trend, listeners get a raw and hilarious look at how they balance wellness, vanity, and everything in between.

as always, the episode is packed with their signature hilarious banter. they go off about awkward gynecologist appointments, friendship trio politics when it comes to picking a maid of honor, a specific chaotic experience at a bathhouse that ended in no massage, and the bizarre etiquette breaches they’ve witnessed at influencer events like the US Open. add in puppy potty-training wins and the iconic story of Halley accidentally doubting herself about James Marsden literally living across the street, and you’ve got a jam-packed episode full of laughter, relatability, and the kind of storytelling only Halley and Jaz can deliver.

Timestamps

0:18 - Celebrating the royal engagement

6:34 - Halley’s health updates

13:20 - Pale girl exposure therapy

18:17 - Gyno appointments and drinking water

22:35 - Maid of honor controversy

26:40 - Haircuts and husbands

29:46 - “Not looking for a husband, but looking for a father”

35:19 - Stacy updates

40:29 - Providing context

45:53 - The US Open

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the truth is… Aug 29, 2025

Halley and Jaz are back this week with a jam-packed episode that swings from fair food to full-on meltdowns. Jaz shares her whirlwind trip to Alaska for the state fair, complete with nostalgia, fried food, and accidentally getting the best sleep of her life in a bunk bed. meanwhile, the two catch up on home life, debating bed sizes, dogs hogging the sheets, and how to actually get a night of rest in New York City.

the conversation takes a raw turn when Halley opens up about her ulcerative colitis and recent colonoscopy. from the stress of prepping, to her full-blown panic at the hospital, to adjusting to new medications, she doesn’t hold back about how draining chronic illness can be. Jaz balances things out with her never-ending food cravings, late-night kitchen raids, and even considering Ozempic just to quiet the “food noise.”

also, the girls spiral over Camp Rock versus Camp Star, rant about bizarre internet drama, Jaz’s dog’s very unfortunate medical moment, and of course dive into Taylor Swift theories and the very infamous podcast appearance. this episode is chaotic, it’s candid, and it’s exactly the kind of unfiltered girl talk you come here for every week.

Timestamps

0:18 - Jet lagged and our trip to Madrid

6:06 - Alaska State Fair

9:45 - Loves a frozen face

15:09 - Halley’s health updates

34:31 - The girl who fell in love with her psychiatrist

36:01 - The food noise

38:47 - What happened to Frank

42:10 - Camp Rock: The Final Jam

46:58 - The Life of a Showgirl

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you’ve changed (and that’s okay) Aug 21, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz kick things off with a hilarious deep dive into Halley’s ongoing coffee conspiracy. After her viral latte video, she’s convinced her local shop is purposely sabotaging her order: burnt espresso, missing flavors, the works. from Uber Eats hacks to wondering if the baristas secretly hate her, it’s a full caffeine-fueled saga that sets the tone for the episode’s blend of comedy and chaos.

the conversation spirals into astrology, creative burnout, and a bit of a look into the realities of influencer life. the girls get real about how nonstop travel, brand deals, and constant pressure to create can drain inspiration, while also reflecting on how much their lives have evolved since they started. they open up about balancing relationships, fighting scarcity mindsets, and handling criticism from people who say they’ve “changed.” it’s like something inbetween a vent session and candid insight into what it’s really like behind the curated feeds.

to wrap things up, they switch gears with nostalgic back-to-school memories, playground favorites, and even the rise and fall of silly bandz and Webkinz. plus, they answer a listener dilemma about guy best friends crossing the line and imagine the ultimate “day from hell” itinerary in New York City. from childhood flashbacks to savage hypotheticals, this episode is messy, unfiltered, and oh-so Delusional Diaries.

Timestamps

0:24 - Salted Tahini Latte Drama

3:52 - Our August Horoscopes, busy lives, and thoughts on influencer marketing

21:56 - Back to school

34:57 - SillyBandz & our favorite trends from school

41:46 - A question from our listener

43:04 - A NYC day from Hell

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our safe space Aug 14, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz take you through a whirlwind of updates, laughs, and a little chaos. from Jaz’s candid talk about body changes and jean sizes to Halley’s Montauk staycation complete with beach views, shark sightings, and wild Hampton crowds, they share all their recent shenanigans… they also share why their Costa Rica trip got canceled, swap stories about festival life, Jaz fresh from Lollapalooza, and break down the extremes fans go to for barricade spots. between packed coffee shop lines, overpriced party tickets, and Surf Lodge’s impossible entry rules, the girls keep it real about what’s worth the hype and what’s not.

the episode then dives into the realities of influencer life, as they discuss why people hold creators to a higher standard than their own friends and the bizarre nitpicks that show up in comment sections. from defending a lighthearted dog joke to tackling the “no benefit of the doubt” culture online, Halley and Jaz aren’t afraid to call out the double standards they face. they also touch on messy friendship politics: like suddenly seeing your ex-friend post with someone they used to trash...

of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without a crash-out rant or two. Jaz unleashes on West Elm’s customer service nightmare, and her newest addition to her family. there’s also talk of vision checks without insurance, LASIK horror and success stories, and mutual squeamishness over needles. it’s a full ride of personal drama, lighthearted banter, and the kind of unfiltered storytelling that makes you feel like you’re in the room with them!

Timestamps

0:24 - Jaz’s new info

2:38 - The Hamptons this summer

10:49 - All things music festivals

14:20 - Back to Alaska

17:30 - Holding influencers to a higher standard than your own friends?

22:50 - Posting your 7th grade opp on your Instagram story?

24:22 - Bitching hour

38:27 - Jaz’s biggest crashout of all time

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getting it together, together Aug 07, 2025

if you’ve ever felt like you’re one meltdown away from a wellness era or two iced coffees into a spiral, this episode is going to be your comfort zone. Delusional Diaries returns with the kind of unfiltered conversations that cover everything from habit-building and hot girl workouts to that deeply relatable sense of “i’m trying, but also… i’m tired.” it’s less self-improvement and more self-awareness (with a side of Diet Coke).

Halley & Jaz get real about the intersection of health, stress, and identity, peeling back the curtain on what it’s like to navigate chronic illness while keeping up appearances. there’s talk of gut issues, liquid diets, and the emotional toll of feeling “off” in a world that expects you to be on. but somehow, it’s still funny, because vulnerability and sarcasm go hand in hand here.

and naturally, things derail in the best way: from irrational fears (reborn dolls, anyone?) to the politics of bridesmaid dresses, twins, minivans, and blacking out at weddings, it’s the usual delusional chaos, full of tangents, truths, and the kind of late-night debates only best friends can have. tune in, spiral with us, and feel like you’re one of us in this first episode of august

Timestamps

0:36 - Jaz’s and Halley’s health updates

16:30 - Halley’s biggest fear

18:47 - Oceans, waves, and riptides

20:34 - What are we not good at

27:30 - Bitching hour

36:06 - All things bridesmaids dresses

41:36 - Whose most likely to…

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botox, babies & bad decisions Jul 31, 2025

in this week’s episode, Halley and Jaz are breaking down SO MANY TOPICS: starting with the viral TikTok comments about pregnancy rumors and a spontaneous ear bleed (yes, you read that right). the girls deep-dive into the messy world of gender reveals, pregnancy expectations, and the irrational emotional rollercoaster of wanting a baby… eventually. from Botox updates to debating if it’s ever okay to be disappointed by your baby’s gender, they dish it all with their signature mix of honesty and humor.

then it gets a bit unhinged, in the best way possible, as they unpack the internet’s latest obsession: the woman who stole $1300 worth of goods from Target and said, “I’ll just pay now.” this naturally leads to Halley and Jaz sharing their own teen stealing confessions, Jaz’s traumatic memory of being the first-ever Target customer in Alaska, and a spiral into the chaotic world of retail stories and their teenage jobs. Plus: the ongoing saga of their Pickle closets, unsolicited DMs, and influencer pet peeves.

to wrap it up, the duo dive into their chaotic travel updates, Jaz’s terrifying solo flight on a mini plane, and their excitement (and exhaustion) over upcoming plans. from Costa Rica content trips to fall cravings, puppy fever, HR cheating scandals, and Justice store memories: you’ll laugh, reminisce, and relate to every second. as always, it’s real, delusional, and completely unforgettable.

Timestamps

0:18 - Comments about Jaz being pregnant

2:23 - Our thoughts on gender reveals

7:58 - The Target Thief

17:05 - Our jobs in retail

22:38 - Bitching hour

26:32 - Peaks and Pits

35:25 - Coldplay Concert Scandal

40:45 - How do singers go on tour

42:55 - Itching for a new dog

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everywhere but home Jul 24, 2025

Halley and Jaz are back: with way too much to catch up on. from summer travel whiplash to an exciting (but mysterious) Costa Rica work trip, they’re trying to slow down… but obviously, that’s not happening. they recap Halley’s Europe adventures, reflect on hosting everyone except themselves all summer, and spiral over how there are somehow only eight weekends of summer left. (how did that happen?)

naturally, the convo devolves into a full Love Island debrief. spoiler alert: they don’t trust the producers, they’ve got big opinions on Nic and Olandria, and yes, they’re still obsessed with Amaya. they also get deep about cancel culture, double standards between men and women, childhood bedroom redesigns, babysitting horror stories, sneaky Rite Aid thefts, and why college dorming should honestly be illegal. ALSO: a lot of your questions get answered, and the answers are JUICY!

this episode is a chaotic cocktail of nostalgia, unfiltered advice, and friendship rants with a side of sassiness & tea-spilling. it’s everything you didn’t know you needed: just press play and let the rollercoaster begin.

Timestamps

0:22 - Travels & life updates

3:15 - Love Island Finale

10:20 - Our take on music these days

13:08 - Would we buy the original Birkin

15:12 - Questions from our followers

38:08 - Do Kevin and Reed get to have opinions when it comes to decorating the houses

43:16 - PB Teen & American Girl Dolls

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mid-july adventures Jul 17, 2025

this week on delusional diaries, halley and jaz are back and buzzier than ever… literally fresh off getting their ears re-pierced and botox topped off (because, duh). they’re taking you inside the chaos of their lives lately: wimbledon, pimm’s, why jaz is officially back on her “freeze my face” era…

but that’s just the beginning. halley spills all the details on her eurotrip-esque paris + london adventure, from chaotic eurostar nightmares to staying at the ritz, plus yes, we finally get the tea on why reed didn’t propose

the girls also reflect on aging, looking hot at 50, married life weirdness, family holiday traditions (including an accidental thanksgiving meltdown, oops), and the constant struggle of being hot and hyper-analyzed on camera.

botox? yes. wimbledon? yes. almost crying at the train station? also yes. this episode is everything you could wish for…

Timestamps:

0:17 - Our new additions

2:51 - Botox refresh

8:06 - Wimbledon & our love of tennis

12:53 - We need some sleep

15:22 - Euro travels

24:13 - Jaz is a sister-in-law

30:36 - Workout accountability

37:44 - Jaz’s house

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hot takes in the hamptons Jul 10, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in the Hamptons with fresh summer cuts and full of 4th of July energy. the episode kicks off with a much-needed hair update and a debate over who really has the shorter cut. spoiler: no one actually knows what an inch is. they swap stories about childhood holiday traditions, chaotic firework moments, and working family fair booths.

they also dive deep into their own anxious inner child moments, like waking your mom up at 2AM and silently praying you wouldn’t get screamed at, and share a few reflections on religion, OCD tendencies, and growing empathy for their moms now that they’re older. it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly healing.

of course, it wouldn’t be a Delusional Diaries episode without some breaking down of reality TV and whatnot. the girls go in on the current Love Island season, debating who’s real, who’s fake, and who’s getting done dirty by editing. throw in some blackout flashbacks, boat day dreams, and home renovation updates, and you’ve got the ultimate summer chaos.

Timestamps:

0:16 - We got our Summer cuts

3:04 - July 4th nostalgia

11:15 - Jaz 4th of July redemption year

14:19 - when you had to wake up your parents in the middle of the night

19:36 - Love Island thoughts pre-frontal lobe convos

28:25 - Jaz’s new house updates

36:57 - What’s your villain origin story

46:30 - What conspiracy theory do you believe

49:21 - Kylie Jenner lip kits

50:43 - Sleepovers growing up and our sneaking out stories

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neighbors everywhere Jul 03, 2025

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are recording from the Hamptons (!!) and taking you inside their whirlwind of adulting chaos, dream purchases, and so much more. from Jaz buying her literal dream car (a vintage yellow beetle, those who know, know) to co-owning a BOAT with Halley (yep, you read that right), the girls are leaning all the way into their main character lives. they talk about dream dates, anxiety meds, getting boat licenses, and how they’re basically chosen family now.

on top of that, a very special Tulum recap, the most unhinged hangover stories, and why Halley fought Amex customer service with the wrath of a thousand suns. and if you’ve ever wondered whether these two could survive in a war? that gets answered too (kinda). this is one of those episodes you won’t wanna miss…

Timestamps

0:17 - Everything Hamptons

14:11 - Flight anxiety and future travels

25:42 - Tulum and WaterBoy

29:00 - Banning phones at concerts?

30:48 - Ideal date

34:18 - Our travel dynamic

37:19 - Worst hangover stories

49:20 - Reasons we couldn’t be drafted into war

52:36 - Would you rather…

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its been real fun ft. Connor Wood Jun 27, 2025

this week the girls aren’t alone… they are joined by Connor Wood — comedian, touring performer, and social media personality. you might know him from his stand-up shows or his viral Instagram reels, but today he’s steering the conversation right alongside Halley and Jaz.

he sits down with the girls this week & opens up about so many things that are going on in his life, he shares stories about touring, including a heartfelt appreciation for the Midwest and he lets us in onto a day of his in NYC. the trio has a very insightful conversation regarding the dating scene in LA vs. NY, flight anxiety, wellness trends and novelties, being ghosted and a lot more…

this episode is chaotic, vulnerable, hilarious, and Connor fits in like he’s been on the pod forever. make sure to tune in & listen anywhere you stream your favorite podcasts… this one is not to be missed!

Timestamps

0:21 - How we tricked Connor into coming onto the podcast

6:48 - Connor left his wallet in a taxi

11:59 - We are nervous flyers

18:48 - Connor’s day in NYC

25:47 - Our DMs are getting blown up about Connor

36:12 - Why did Connor move to New York

40:47 - What’s Connor’s pre and post show routine?

51:31 - Connor’s parents coming to his show

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reintroducing ourselves Jun 19, 2025

this week, the episode starts with Halley and Jaz’s opinions on having a right to know where an influencer stands when it comes to politics and current events. the girls then take it way back to the beginning. in a full-circle episode of delusional diaries, Halley and Jaz get reflective as they walk through how this entire journey started—from Jaz in Alaska and Halley in Virginia to becoming best friends, content creators, and now co-hosts of a podcast that spirals weekly.

they get into what it’s really like to build a business with your best friend, including how they handle creative disagreements and survive the chaos of content deadlines and constant comparison. it’s honest, hilarious, and refreshingly real.

also on the table: their *particular* dream rotations, how they feel about aging, their biggest cringe moments on the internet, their origin stories with each of their dogs, and so much more…

whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined the delusional crew, this episode is perfect to get to know Halley & Jaz. peak friendship, peak chaos, and exactly the kind of spiral you’ll want in your ears all week.

Timestamps

0:50 - Our opinion on influencers commenting on political events

7:46 - Full story on how we met

11:50 - Working with your bff

14:17 - If you weren’t influencer what would you be doing now?

19:02 - Do you have any posts you regret?

23:20 - How were you not embarrassed when you first started posting?

25:46 - Our dogs

30:40 - Do you ever regret being an influencer

36:16 - How did Halley and Reed start dating

45:55 - Where are we from

49:51 - Our dream blunt rotation

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we have some hot takes. Jun 12, 2025

your favorite girlies are back—and so is the chaos. in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are spiraling (in the best way possible) over everything from Love Island and their sudden golf girl summer era to dog drama, delivery disasters, and why Halley is officially not okay after what Oslo did to a rabbit. 😵‍💫

Jaz shares the chaotic lead-up to her bridesmaid weekend, including a full-blown blackout, a missing dress, and a group text that nearly sent her over the edge. meanwhile, there are also talks of a battle with UPS, a $9,000 wiring issues, and being the emotional support friend.

plus, the girls dish on Kylie Jenner’s honesty era, Taylor Swift’s masters update, TikTok drama they’re pretending not to care about (but deeply do), and their personal “Roman Empire” obsessions this week.

if you love hot takes, dark humor, emotional spirals, and being chronically online, this episode has your name written all over it.

Timestamps

0:56 - Jaz public apology

1:10 - Halley and Love Island

5:02 - In our golfing era

10:05 - Our dogs are making our house dirty

13:06 - The day before Jaz’s wedding was Halley’s worst nightmare

23:28 - Our thoughts on the girl singing Moana on a plane

25:02 - Jaz is moving

31:02 - Taylor Swift owning her music

33:02 - Rhode being sold to E.L.F.

35:17 - Bitching hour

40:53 - Our roman empire pop culture moments

44:46 - Worst case scenario when you are hungover

49:19 - Would you want to know everything that is being said about you?

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she’s a wife now Jun 05, 2025

she’s officially a wife and the wedding of the year has happened—welcome back to delusional diaries, where Halley and Jaz are recapping every single chaotic, emotional, hilarious moment from the big day. from wedding blackouts to maid-of-honor speech shenanigans, this episode is what happens when two best friends survive a wedding weekend and live to tell the tale.

the girls kick things off with post-wedding reflections—did Jaz feel “the shift” after getting married? spoiler: not exactly. they break down the welcome party hangovers, viral tiktoks, the mcdonald’s at the afterparty, a very controversial bouquet toss, and the iconic dessert room that’s still living rent-free in everyone’s mind. Halley shares what it’s like watching your best friend get married, and Jaz dishes out the one piece of advice she’d give every future bride…

from content strategy secrets to guest list regrets, drunken debriefs, and the existential dread of returning to real life after the party ends, this episode is everything you didn’t see on the instagram grid or the for you page. stream it now for all the delusional, newlywed energy you didn’t know you needed.

Timestamps

0:15 - Jaz is a wife

12:14 - Halley’s tips on writing a maid of honor speech

14:30 - All wedding questions answered

40:40 - What happened to Halley’s gift for Jaz?

46:00 - Halley’s perspective on having a wedding

49:29 - How did Jaz decide on who gets a plus one at her wedding

51:46 - Did Jaz have a last dance with Kevin?

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the calm before the wedding May 29, 2025

it’s officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackout—this time, on purpose—so that she can hear, but then forget, Halley’s maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their wedding-savvy friend Kian.

with a jam-packed week ahead, Halley shares her excitement and nerves, while Jaz grapples with unpredictable alcohol tolerance levels and a sleepover with Halley’s dog, Oslo. things get unfiltered fast during this week’s B***hing Hour—Jaz vents about online haters accusing her of “bad omens,” her ongoing real estate nightmare, and much more. Halley adds her own grievances, including the shock of discovering her couch covered in what she thought was sand… but wasn’t.

this episode is all about the build-up to what has now been called, the royal wedding. if you’re in it for the calm before the storm (or the wedding in this case), pour a drink, pick a comfortable spot, and enjoy the mayhem.

Timestamps:

0:06 - Jaz blacking out

6:04 - Bitching hour

13:42 - Propaganda we aren’t falling for

34:22 - What are your ins and outs of living in NYC

37:35 - Going on trips with friends

39:46 - Hot takes on influencer marketing

43:15 - Sharpay’s daughter

46:01 - What was your worst era of life?

52:07 - Where do you think our friendship will be in 5 years?

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pre-wedding catch up May 22, 2025

Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.

they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they can—raw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.

it’s a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami.

Timestamps:

0:30 - F1 and Miami trip

9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime

15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour

29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding

36:33 - Would you be able to date me?

39:32 - Is being nice to someone you don’t like being fake?

49:47 - Compliments and what people say

51:32 - Being an influencer

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it’s not that deep. May 15, 2025

we are fresh off Stagecoach and diving into all the drama, laughs, and ear infections that came with it. from Jaz’s near-tears flight with a sinus infection to watching Blue Ivy absolutely eat on stage and bumping into Shay Mitchell at the BÉIS house, this trip was anything but ordinary. we unpack the realities of festival culture (is Stagecoach really that chill?), share a wild Taylor Swift dream, and spiral into a hilarious debate about Swifties, Disney adults, and just how far is too far in fan culture.

we also open up about relationships — how we celebrate anniversaries, what makes a wedding worth the cost, and why Jaz is not here for wedding day sponsorships. plus, expect plenty of chaotic sidebars: childhood asthma attacks, ENT horror stories, strict parents, au pair opinions, grandparent nickname beef, and the one pair of shorts our boyfriends just won’t throw away.

it’s unfiltered, dramatic, weirdly educational, and entirely delusional in the best way. buckle up.

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delusional gals on the go ft Danielle Carolan & Brooke Miccio May 08, 2025

These are the Diaries of Gals that are DELUSIONAL AND ON THE GO…🌶️

This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are joined by two amazing YouTubers/Podcasters/Creators (they do EVERYTHING!!!) — Brooke and Danielle from Gals on the Go—for a cross-pod collab you didn’t know you needed.

The girls embark on this episode to yap about the golden age of YouTube and how Danielle & Brooke gained their fame through it, they bond through the social media talk and their respective journeys, and they take a full look at the transition from YouTube to short format content. They share their thoughts on the realities of vlogging in public, the emotional labor of always being “on,” and the importance of maintaining humility in an oversharing culture. The four also discuss life in New York, an-almost-move to Florida, their personal life updates and so much more…

If you’re looking for some SATC vibes or the ultimate girly experience: this episode’s for you. Social media talks, brand trips, life as a girl in her 20s: you name it! Join us this week for a candid, unfiltered conversation that blends chaos, comedy, and girlhood all in one.

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If you see us running... no you didn't May 01, 2025

This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever—Botoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling “snatched” is fact or fantasy.

From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broken planes, violent airplane AC, and a terrifyingly old Delta aircraft. Meanwhile, Jaz spent Easter in New Jersey watching a VHS love letter Kevin’s dad made for his mom—and suddenly, all of Kevin’s quirks made perfect sense.

The girls also dive deep into the debate: dry weddings vs. open bars. They’re talking party etiquette, guest expectations, and why cutting alcohol to save money might be the biggest bridal red flag of all. Plus, there’s a viral TikTok wedding discourse to unpack, and they’re not holding back.

But this isn’t even a quarter of it… because there’s so much more going on in this week’s episode. It’s messy, real, and full of that best friend energy you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re here for the Botox chat or the emotional breakthroughs, this episode is a ride from start to finish.

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They're fighting again Apr 24, 2025

In this chaotic catch-up episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz recap a whirlwind of travelling, having fun and life updates—and they’re not holding back. Jaz breaks down the unexpected hate she got for her Coachella outfits, how she’s apparently dressing “too chill,” and why being comfy should not be controversial.

The two dive group chat drama inspired by a viral TikTok skit (it’s not what it looks like), and the very serious crime of bringing your boyfriend to an all-girls dinner. There’s also a deep dive into the anxiety of massages, Delta One obsessions, and whether or not they’d snitch if one of them cheated (spoiler: things get intense). Oh—and of course, there’s some light screaming on a beach over a Waterboy brand video.

This episode is funny, a little unhinged, and surprisingly heartfelt—the perfect mix of oversharing, hot takes, and bestie chaos. Tune in to take it all in!

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Halley Kate Core ft Bran Apr 17, 2025

Everyone’s favorite influencer, @bran_flakezz, is sitting down with us in this week’s episode, and it is nothing short of iconic. We get extremely real & bring a conversation that encapsulates the energy of our friendship. From prepping for Tulum to reflecting on Philly fame and Coachella chaos, nothing is off-limits. Bran opens up about buying two pairs of the same boots (and defends it passionately), handling internet drama with unexpected kindness, and how it really feels to be treated like a celeb in his own city. Plus, the crew dives into parasocial relationships, the origin of “Halley Kate Core,” festival hot takes, and why being a good person always wins—even when the internet says otherwise. It’s unhinged. It’s honest. It’s so on brand. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES

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it's giving me the ick Apr 10, 2025

We’re diving into your icks sent in on Instagram, talking through workout reviews and some major life updates.. From moving updates, wedding updates, Tiktok Drama, and upcoming trips. Whether you’re looking for behind-the-scenes insights, hot takes or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES - Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries - Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast

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codependent or bffs? Apr 03, 2025

We’re diving into a conversation that is nothing short of raw, real, and completely unfiltered. From wedding updates from Jaz to a deep dive into the wild world of influencers, we’re pulling back the curtain and spilling ALL the tea on some seriously spicy topics. No subject is off-limits as we get into why we are BFFs, Jaz’s New Jersey move plan, and everything in between. Whether you’re looking for behind-the-scenes insights, juicy discussions, or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES

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Our friend Maddie Mar 27, 2025

in this week’s episode, our good friend @maddierichter16 joins us for an amazing convo. we sit down & discuss how we all met each other, juicy stories from our friendship that brought us closer together, future plans and more… Maddie also goes in depth about her career throughout the years, the corporate world, her personal life, confidence and her romantic life. this episode is truly packed and everyone can find something to relate to in it. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES

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spring breakers Mar 20, 2025

This weekend the girls are chatting through their spring breaks of the past, influencer drama, giveaways and more!

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a weekend apart Mar 13, 2025

This week the girls are chatting through their weekends in Vegas and San Fransisco. They chat about their time apart, Jaz's wedding tasting, wedding dresses, nesting, growing up in a neighborhood and what's changed. Listen to hear all about if they would be stay at home moms, the grudges they hold and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

trippin with jaz | bachelorette recap Feb 27, 2025

This week the girls are chatting through trippinwithjaz aka Jaz's joint bachelorette/bachelor party weekend in the Bahamas. The girls talk through planning the trip, the cost, drama, highs and lows. Listen to hear their bridal and wedding related hot takes and their suggestions for a bachelorette/bridesmaid proposals! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

plastic and fake Feb 19, 2025

This week the girls are chatting through their weekend in NOLA for the SUPERBOWL. They chat about their Valentines plans, if they think it's too late to be an influencer and the plastic surgery they want. Listen to hear all about it! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

anxious girlies Feb 13, 2025

This week the girls are chatting their flight anxiety and upcoming Super Bowl plans. They chat about their dream eras tours and how much they FaceTime. They discuss the Grammys and influencer schedules. Listen to hear about their thoughts on blocking exs, friends and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Let them Feb 06, 2025

This week the girls are chatting their recap of dry January. They chat about their first session of tattoo removal and the books they're reading... Let's just say they have different taste in books. They discuss their pet peeves in workout classes and Jaz's annoying neighbor. Listen to hear about Jaz's big win and their thoughts on influencer break ups. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DELUSIONAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

post crash out Jan 30, 2025

This week the girls are chatting through their emotions post tiktok ban crash out. They discuss influencers lying before the ban and what they've lied about. Listen to hear their thoughts on plus ones for wedding dates and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

stop assuming Jan 23, 2025

This week the girls are chatting through listener submitted assumptions about them. They discuss what's correct and what's wrong. Listen to hear their answers on listener submitted "who is most likely to" and their dry January and life updates! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

our therapy Jan 16, 2025

This week the girls are chatting through their thoughts on women who make more than men. They discuss how dry January is going and Jaz chats through her smoking habits. Listen to hear about their thoughts on the bride who washed off her makeup, bachelorette plans and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2024 peaks and pits with 2025 hopes and dreams Jan 09, 2025

Happy New Year! This week the girls are chatting through their highs and lows of 2024. They discuss what their biggest learnings were, their favorite moments and habits they want to take into 2025. Listen to hear about their holidays, time with significant others families, and the hardest part about moving in with a man. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

crashing out Dec 26, 2024

This week the girls are chatting through Jaz's crash out, snapchat memories, time at the bar, bachelorette plans, getting botox, internet drama and more. Listen to hear about Halley meeting Bella Hadid and their thoughts on phones in workout classes. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

future horse girls Dec 19, 2024

This week the girls are chatting through their friends engagement, bridesmaid etiquette, their horse girl dreams, a stolen identity and rude influencers. Listen to hear about their thoughts on current drama and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

all good things come back Dec 12, 2024

This week the girls are chatting through their permanent regrets, snack wraps coming back, subway stops and their favorite things. Listen to hear about Jaz's wedding updates and what Halley is doing for Christmas! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

we love the bar Dec 05, 2024

This week the girls are chatting through their weekend out, their previous thanksgivings, meeting a significant others parents as an influencer and more! Listen to hear about their favorite gifts they're received and life updates! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A delusional Thanksgiving Dec 01, 2024

Happy Thanksgiving! The girls are recapping their Amsterdam trip, talking through pajama drama and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

separation anxiety Nov 21, 2024

This week the girls are chatting through OBX, if they would rather chat or get cheated on and who has separation anxiety. . Listen to hear about their life updates and their thoughts on what listeners asked on IG. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

you don't know what you don't know Nov 14, 2024

This week the girls are chatting through the topics on their FYP like public break ups and manipulation. They share their stories of getting their licenses and their thoughts on the election and politics on social media. Listen to hear about their weekend, who jumped out a window and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

keep being curious, keep asking questions Nov 08, 2024

This week the girls chat about their weekend 1 of halloween and their plans for weekend 2! Jaz chats about her Dallas trip and Halley shares why she wasn't there. Listen to hear about their sports rankings, what's coming up and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

happy halloween Nov 01, 2024

This week the girls are chad and troy sharing their halloween stories. They rate listener stories and costumes and more. Listen to hear their thoughts on current TikTok drama and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

an eventful week Oct 24, 2024

This week the girls chat about their Mexico trip, dancing with the stars, the Victoria's Secret fashion show, tell me lies and more. Listen to hear about what's coming up and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

what's on our mind Oct 17, 2024

This week the girls chat about their upcoming trip, Jaz's wedding fears, staying together for the kids, Moo deng, instacart shoppers, concerts and more. Listen to hear about what's coming up and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

spooky season Oct 10, 2024

This week the girls chat about their Vegas trip, their biggest fears, halloween tips, and Halley's short lived gambling experience. Listen to hear about what's coming up and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

the principle Oct 03, 2024

This week the girls are BACK! They're back in the studio and back in the swing of things. They sit down and discuss the traditional roles in a relationship and how they split finances when being a woman who earns more. They chat about their night that started at a concert and ended up where it shouldn't have. They chat through their recent miscommunications in their friendship and their highs and lows of the week. Listen to hear them work it out on the remix and a few story times.. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

life is lifeing with Payton Sartain Sep 26, 2024

This week the girls chat with Payton Sartain, the host of Note To Self Podcast. The girls share how they met on a brand trip, talk through anxiety and finding the right therapist. They chat through her experience of getting back with an ex, being a MLB girlfriend, when to get a pet and more. Listen to hear about being a planner, finding the right friends, the right balance with drinking and more. Find Payton on instagram and TikTok @paytonsartain and listen to her podcast Note to Self. Our episode with her is also up there! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

they hate to see us coming Sep 19, 2024

This week the girls chat about wedding updates, the increase of drinking, their holiday plans, TikTok trends and more. They chat through a surprising doctor visit, customer service issues, pregnancy fears and more. Listen to hear about their weekends, what's coming up and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

the easter bunny Sep 12, 2024

This week the girls chat about NYFW, Jaz's wedding frustrations and how their moves have been, some surprises through the week and their golf journeys. They chat through their childhood comfort items, holiday plans, their upcoming Vegas trip and what they're currently watching and excited about this next week. Listen to hear about their weekends, what they're buying for their future kids and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

take away the mics Sep 05, 2024

This week the girls chat about growing, learning and maturing. They chat through a story Jaz has been avoiding telling now that enough time has passed. Listen to hear their moving updates, their new drinking habits, their fight of the week and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

everybody moved on Aug 23, 2024

This week the girls chat about how almost everyone moved on... They dive into moving updates, past dating stories and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hard work & dedication Aug 01, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. Hard work & dedication! The olympics have started and they're loving every moment of it.This week the girls chat through their favorite olympic moments and what sports they think they'd be good at. Jaz shares a couple wedding updates and they answer your instagram questions. They discuss a few what ifs and Halley shares an apartment update. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do as we say not as we've done Jul 25, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls laugh their way through a frightening drive home. Jaz shares a couple wedding updates and they take a walk down memory lane. They discuss their staycation with love shack fancy and the sex regrets. They chat through what they wish they knew looking back and their delusions before falling asleep. They chat through random topics they're passionate about and have a good laugh. Listen to hear their upcoming plans for Halley's birthday. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

bridezilla Jul 18, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls are diving into wedding TikTok drama. From vlogging at weddings, sepia bride, wedding dresses opinions and more. They discuss their weekend in the Hamptons, and workout schedules. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yapping Jul 11, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls are yapping about life. From health anxiety, scheduling, wedding dresses and updates. They discuss their FYP on TikTok, Halley's brand trip with Reed as a plus 1 and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

influencer 101 Jun 27, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls dive into all your influencer questions from instagram. From how brand deals work, brand trips, reddit, mental health and more. They discuss their experiences with being "canceled" their regrets and things they've learned. Listen to hear their tips for getting started and stories they've never told. From panic attacks to getting scammed there's a lot in this episode! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hometown dates & a voyage Jun 20, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Halley gives all the details of her trip to Reed's hometown and meeting his family. Jaz recaps her cruise and shares family updates, wedding plans and her new relationship. They chat about influencer safety and their thoughts on internet weirdos. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and why you won't see the girls together too much. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The debrief with hallie batchelder Jun 06, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week there's another Hallie joining the convo.Hallie gives a debrief of life from the beginning! From colonics, virginity, dating, nights out, her upbringing and more. Listen to hear all her juicy stories and a good laugh. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Magic in the Hamptons & Sex in the city May 23, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Halley gives all the details on her new house and the process! Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

weaponized incompetence May 16, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls discuss everything they've seen on their FYP. They recap their weeks and get into dog shows, concerts, mini bars and pet peeves. Jaz gives wedding updates and they reminisce and their nights out. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

daddy issues & a doorman May 09, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Jaz shares her new sport obsession after a weekend in Miami. Halley talks about a move. Jaz discusses her wedding worries and fears. They discuss a few trending TikTok topics and more.. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

catching up May 02, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Jaz shares more wedding updates and something big is checked off the list. They recap Halley's time in Florida. They discuss a trending TikTok topics like veneer techs, follower count signs at stagecoach, upcoming summer plans and more. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tipping & Trips Apr 26, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Jaz shares more about wedding planning. They recap their weeks, Halley's sober nights, and playoff sports. They discuss tipping culture, getting back with an ex, being an only child, making friends and the worst type of people. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

say yes to the dress and no to airplanes Apr 19, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Jaz shares more about wedding planning and dress shopping. They recap their weekends, time in LA, and Palm Springs. They discuss a hot take or two, tattoos and piercings, unfollowing people, fighting like sisters and more. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jaz gets a ring before spring Apr 11, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Jaz is officially off the market... She's ENGAGED! The girls are in LA for a live podcast with the Amazon Influencer program. They chat through Jaz's proposal, her engagement and wedding plans. They discuss their travel and their thoughts on LA vs NYC, and how they ALWAYS come back. Listen to hear about their experiences last time they were in CA and much more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast.

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Mr.Big is back Apr 04, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Halley addresses the rumors and gives some insight. They recap their easter weekends, Jaz's new purchase, their week of concerts, their summer plans and more. Listen to hear updates on Halley's punch, the girls staycation and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

pits, peaks & punches on the streets Mar 28, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls chat about the punch that led to a recording delay. They chat about their weekends, tricking men at bars, calling 911 at house parties and more. Listen to hear about what they've both considered selling and their thoughts on family vloggers. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spurious Mar 14, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls have energy to chat. They chat about Bora Bora, health anxiety, baby names and more. Listen to hear about some traumatic childhood stories and who struggled in school. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Butthole Botox Feb 29, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls chat with their good friend Michael. Michael shares funny stories from being a nurse, big things happening in the gay community and the most dramatic stories from relationships. The group chats through friendship, eating habits, plastic surgeries and more. Listen for a good laugh and an anxiety deep dive. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nightmare Rotation Feb 22, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls sit down with their friend Isabelle and someone might have hit the bong before recording. They discuss her ex boyfriends, bad hook ups, how they met and more. Listen to hear about Jaz's MLM days, old job story times and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

we're not really friends Feb 15, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls play we're not really strangers - friendship edition. They answer different cards about each other and share stories from their friendship. Listen to hear about their weekend out and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Down Bad Feb 08, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls sit down to chat through their most delusional times. They share their funny stories from the past and give detail into how down bad they really were. Listen to hear about their DC trip and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hinge Horror Feb 01, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls sit down to chat through all things dating apps. They share their profile prompts (past and present), what worked and what didn't, talk through the worst prompts Halley has seen and share their hinge horror stories from the past. They read through listeners dating prompts and horror submissions and more. Listen to find new dating inspiration and to feel less alone with how bad it is out there. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

chronically online Jan 25, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. (Formerly hot girl talks) This week the girls sit down to chat through their opinions on all the videos you've seen on your FYP... They discuss PR and what brands are doing wrong, the orange peel theory and share a story or two. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Throwback Thursday Jan 18, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. (Formerly hot girl talks) This week the girls sit down to chat through their childhood... They discuss their first emails, first crushes, snapchat best friends, and more. Listen to hear about why they love being dog moms, their tips for growing on social media, their favorite thing about meeting followers in real life and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

babysitters club (bonus episode) Jan 15, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. (Formerly hot girl talks) This week the girls sit down to chat through their weekend. They discuss Halley's bender and making new friends. Listen to hear about who kept someone crying this week, their senior superlatives, their side hustles growing up and more. They give updates on their new years resolutions and their ideal scenarios for adult life. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com (we are working on recording at home and the audio. Thanks for bearing with us) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

stop assuming Jan 11, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. (Formerly hot girl talks) This week the girls sit down to chat through all your assumptions. They discuss what's true and what's not and play who's most likely to with the options submitted by listeners. Listen to hear about who is doing dry January, their prom and other high school dance experiences, If Jaz views Halley as a little sister, stories from their Florida trip, their upcoming plans and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com (we are working on recording at home and the audio. Thanks for bearing with us) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Juicy January Jan 05, 2024

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. (Formerly hot girl talks) This week the girls sit down to chat through their holiday time with their families and new years resolutions. They discuss their 2023 peaks and pits and Jaz shares how bullying led her to a move. Listen to hear about how Sex and the City relates to their lives and their thoughts on influencers being out of touch. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com (we are working on recording at home and the audio. Thanks for bearing with us) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

and you did it at my birthday dinner Dec 08, 2023

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. (Formerly hot girl talks) This week the girls sit down to give an intro on their friendship for the new listeners. They discuss Jaz's birthday weekend, being sensitive, the holidays, high school memories and share some drunk stories from their Aruba trip. Listen to hear about how the bar is so low for men and their ideas on how to fix it. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespod 12 days of giveaways starts 12/1 - 12/31. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out the website at Delusionaldiaries.com & check out pager to make sense of your screenshots at www.pager.xyz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The start of something new Dec 01, 2023

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. (Formerly hot girl talks)This week the girls sit down to chat about the rebrand, life after a breakup, getting back out there, birthday anxiety and more. Listen to hear about hinge horror stories and their boundaries. Follow us on instagram @delusionaldiariespod we start 12 days of giveaways 12/1. Follow us on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to our YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Check out our website at Delusionaldiaries.com & check out pager to make sense of your screenshots at www.pager.xyz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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