DeHuff Uncensored

Ep. 718 | Ref got bit in the nuts | Oscars are lame - except for... Mar 03, 2025

An 18-year-old woman is facing charges in Florida after being caught vandalizing the car of her ex-boyfriend's neighbor. She told police she had meant to spray paint her former partner's vehicle but got it wrong.
Single strawberry raises controversy over $19 price tag.
Delta flight attendant tells woman to silence cat — or get off the plane.
Woman named 'Soon Bang' is charged with running New Jersey sex parlor.
The Oscars are lame, except for Conan O’Brien and Adam Sandler.
German soccer player's kid bit a referee's testicle.

Ep. 717 | NFL phasing out the chain gang | She stole the sink Feb 27, 2025

I attempted to be MacGyver, but might be closer to MacGruber.

A woman stole an eatery's fancy bathroom sink.

Truck hauling a load of curly fries catches fire on Maine highway.

Humans only make up 38.5% of the internet.

Who'd be the best celebrity to hangout with? Adam Sandler, Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, or Shaq.

The NFL is starting to move on from their old ways, and will be phasing out the chain gang.

Travis Kelce told Pat McAfee that he’s not going to retire this offseason.

Hiker lost in China’s frigid mountains for 10 days survives by eating toothpaste. But did they?

Ep. 716 | Gronk's not walking through that door | Dumb advice from a flight attendant Feb 26, 2025

When breaking news goes wrong. Cecil Lammey was told Rob Gronkowski was training to make a NFL comeback, and was eyeing the Denver Broncos. Too bad Ian Rapoport, as well Gronk himself had other thoughts.

Broncos GM, George Paton is looking at some potential running backs while at the NFL Combine.

Trial begins for 3 men accused of stealing golden toilet from Winston Churchill’s birthplace… this happened in 2019!

Dumb advice from a flight attendant.

Alabama police are searching for the owner of a runaway goat.

A Ramen shop owner placed a cash bounty on the heads of customers who left bad reviews: 'I'll deal with you'.

Pokemon fans are bidding thousands on a Charizard-shaped Flamin’ Hot Cheeto.

I responded to TikTok hate after I said Von Miller should only return to the Denver Broncos on a 1-day contract to retire.

What TV shows need a reboot or movie?

Ep. 715 | A.I. video of Trump and Musk | Jets land Shedeur in mock draft Feb 25, 2025

Someone is asking to get fired - A.I. generated video of Donald Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet played throughout the HUD building.

When the higher-ups ask you to justify your job - not everyone freaks out.

Mel Kiper of ESPN was talking about where he sees Colorado Buffaloes QB, Shedeur Sanders going in the draft (New York Jets), as well as Travis Hunter (New York Giants). And who he thinks the Denver Broncos should draft with the 20th pick.

Man caught trying to smuggle booger sugar under a wig in Colombia.

Super creepy - Man forced to sit next to corpse for hours after passenger dies on long-haul flight.

Don’t blame the bartender for getting you drunk.

Ep. 714 | Yankees unban beards | NFL combine is a waste of time for some Feb 24, 2025

Fake Google reviews - I blame SkyNet.

Thieves used a stolen card to buy a $523,000 lottery ticket. The victim wants to share the winnings.

A woman is so scared of spiders, she sleeps in a tent on her bed.

A lady was arrested for urinating on items at local stores.

TikTokers are dropping heavy objects on feet in viral trend - #droppingthingsonmyfoot

New York Yankees drop ban on beards, 49 years after it was imposed by owner George Steinbrenner. Stephen A. Smith of ESPN reacted.

Sabres broadcaster Rob Ray got hit in the face by a puck during a game.

The NFL combine is this week, and (CU Buffs) Shedeur Sanders will not participate in the combine… he will meet with teams in Indianapolis. Does it matter?

Should Von Miller return to the Broncos? Feb 21, 2025

Broncos legend, Von Miller left his mark on the Denver sports scene. But it's been a while since he's played for the orange and blue, and with news saying he could part ways with Buffalo - should the Denver Broncos bring back the soon to be 36 star?

Ep. 713 | Meth and tobacco cannon | Broadcasting legend ripped booty on the elevator Feb 20, 2025

Colorado men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into Louisiana prison.

Is it blasphemy that KFC headquarters is moving to Texas?

Is it better to be bald or have a ton of hair?

Weird stuff at the grocery store.

I’m really into Severance with Adam Scott and Christophe Walken.

What I talk about with former NFL players is not what you’d think.

What broadcasting legend ripped booty on the elevator with me and my buddy?

And who are my all-time favorite guys to work with in radio?

Ep. 712 | Sex doll on fire | Is the NHL better than the NBA Feb 19, 2025

A student in China set his dorm on fire after he was trying to hide his inflatable girlfriend.
Pet monkey jumped through a Starbucks drive-thru window and attacked a worker.
Runners at a 10k trail race in Glasgow were sent in the wrong direction by a prankster pretending to be a marshal and who buried arrow signs marking the course.
P.K. Subban explains why hockey/NHL is better than the NBA.
'Artificial sun' reactor sets a new world record by generating a steady loop of plasma for 1,337 seconds - taking the world closer towards limitless clean energy.
A listener asked if we are living in a simulation.

Ep. 711 | Broncos resign Von Miller | We're gullible Feb 18, 2025

I did maintenance on my garage, now I’m proud and paranoid at the same time.

The Dallas Fort Worth International Airport says that a security notice for "Electronic Genital Verification" that has gone viral on social media is not real or an authorized notice.

People who name their kids stupid names are jerk-holes.

Michigan judge sentences Walmart shoplifters to wash cars in the parking lot.

Should the Denver Broncos resign Von Miller?

Ep. 710 | Broncos are the next Eagles | More fake zoo animals in China Feb 17, 2025

I had a run-in with a possible hit-man.

Igloo coolers recall a bunch of their products due to finger amputation.

A humpback whale briefly swallowed a kayaker off Chilean Patagonia before quickly releasing him unharmed. But this isn’t the first time something like this happened.

A Canadian woman loses hands to shark bite while trying to take photo.

Chinese zoo accused of painting donkeys black and white to look like zebras.

4 Nations Face-Off - USA vs CANADA… Had 3 fights in the first 9 minutes. What other sport could have fights like hockey does?

A soccer team becomes first to be sponsored by OnlyFans model.

Kay Adams of the NFL Network says the Denver Broncos could be the next Philadelphia Eagles.

Florida - monkeys - herpes.

Ep. 709 | Don't eat that | Scientists continue to con Feb 13, 2025

‘Food don’ts’ to stay healthy - For dummies.

Domino's launching pepperoni-inspired perfume for Valentine's Day.

Bus sized asteroid is headed for Earth.

Tar balls wash ashore on Florida beaches. Weird… we as a species, keep this planet so clean and tidy.

Fifa confirmed Saudi Arabia would host the men's World Cup in 2034. - allegedly.

Scientists are trying to figure out why hockey players all sound Canadian.

Jamal Murray dropped 55 points against Portland last night.

Ep. 708 | Teacher acts like a cat | Drink your tiger urine Feb 12, 2025

Deion Sanders said Sheduer Sanders is the best QB in the NFL draft. And how the Colorado head coach breaks it down, makes a lot of sense.

I burn some bridges in the Denver sports talk world, as I give my fantasy radio station talent line-up.

It’s time for me to head to Antarctica.

How to tell you have the perfect partner.

Cats are jerks, and one grounded a plane for two days.

High school teacher in Queensland, Australia reportedly identifies as a cat, licks hands, and hisses at students.

VIVA la France! - Man in France slapped with $200 fine for using speakerphone in train station.

A Chinese zoo started selling tiger urine, claiming its “medicinal properties” could treat rheumatism.

#news #comedy #sports #skobuffs

Ep. 707 | YMCA song drama | Elephant poop for Valentine's day Feb 11, 2025

California company will let you bang in a hot air balloon, a mile high up, for Valentine’s Day.

Zoo will send a pooping elephant video to your ex for Valentine's. And now I have an idea for a side gig.

Nationwide power outage in Sri Lanka blamed on a monkey. I bet I know what it was doing…

The Village People are suing comedian Jim Jefferies after he said his interpretation of their song - YMCA - his new podcast, 'At This Moment'.

Expect Travis Kelce to retire before the NFL draft.

Ep. 706 | Crazy Super Bowl moments - prostitutes, milk spitting, fake erections, Rain Man of Alcatraz Feb 06, 2025

Super Bowl stories: prostitutes, milk spitting in faces, fake erections, Rain Man of Alcatraz, bathing with a Super Bowl winner, and more!

Will the NFL go to 18 games?

I give you some postgame (Super Bowl) bets… and the likelihood that Travis Kelce retires after the Super Bowl, and if he proposes to Taylor Swift.

People are injecting trout and salmon sperm in faces instead of traditional fillers.

Ferrari reportedly threatens to blacklist super-rich buyers who customize their cars with ‘strange’ designs.

Pilot proposes to girlfriend mid-flight, and I don’t like it.

Ep. 705 | Throwing used tampons | Martha’s Field Needs Plowed Feb 05, 2025

Plane passenger descends into rage, hurls used sanitary pads at check-in staff after being denied boarding.

Pig bites officer's hand during Oklahoma 'hoof pursuit'.

Mom defends reusable toilet paper as 'budget-friendly' hack.

A borderline erotic reading of “Martha’s Field Needs Plowed.”

Waffle House adds 50 cents per egg surcharge amid shortages, rising prices. So, why are egg prices so high?

Super Bowl tickets are still high, but they’re dropping.

Thanks to 850 KOA, we heard from Chris Jones talking about Bo Nix at the Super Bowl.

Altitude TV and Comcast (Xfinity) have finally ended their 5-year breakup. Now, Avalanche and Nuggets fans can watch the teams on TV in Denver.

Ep. 704 | Luka trade conspiracy | Fantastic Four trailer | Bo Nix love at the Super Bowl Feb 04, 2025

Unruly plane passenger duct-taped to seat on 'chaotic' flight — then another passenger decided to propose to his girlfriend only a few rows away.

Colorado has its own version of Punxsutawney Phil. Flatiron Freddy - which is similar to Frozen Dead Guy in Nederland.

The Fantastic Four: First Steps arrives in theaters July 25, and Cowboy DeHuff breaks down the main characters.

Luka was traded to the Lakers, and Anthony Davis to the Mavericks. This movement is all to help the NBA because LeBron James will retire soon.

Patrick Mahomes and Steve Spagnuolo were giving Denver Broncos QB Bo Nix some love on Media Night during Super Bowl week.

I shared the story of me and two legendary former NFLers getting high in the streets of New Orleans.

Ep. 703 | My finger went in Terrell Davis' mouth | Cam Newton is about MVPs not championships Feb 02, 2025

The time I stuck my finger in Terrell Davis’ mouth while on radio row covering the Super Bowl.

Louisiana lawmakers want the Super Bowl halftime show to be mild and soft.

Rats love the booger sugar and jazz music thanks to scientists.

A study said that Gen Z is terrible at cooking - I explain why that study is B.S.

Black market butter is a thing.

Cam Newton says he’d rather have his MVP than a Super Bowl championship. I spoke with some past Super Bowl winners to get their thoughts.

And the only NFL teams who haven’t been to the Super Bowl are??

Ep. 702 | We're a soft, bizarre, and disturbed society Jan 30, 2025

Welsh woman was fined and hit with a restraining order for sending her boyfriend’s ex-partner a series of videos of herself farting as part of a bizarre harassment campaign.

Priest in Detroit pretended to floss with a 13 year old girl’s hair, then sat behind her and started growling.

A woman is in court because her bumper sticker offended someone.

World’s 5th richest man Bernard Arnault coined a new phrase for being fired: ‘Promoted outwards’.

Bill Belichick on being a good coach means you have good players - and renaming the Lombardi trophy after Tom Brady.

Ep. 701 | A.I. wars have begun | Villain for hire Jan 29, 2025

The A.I. war is here!

Deepseek is supposed to be better, faster, and cheaper than ChatGPT, OpenAI, and other A.I..

Now, Alibaba released an artificial intelligence platform that it says surpasses Deepseek.

With artificial intelligence on the fast-track of development, what does its path look like? At what point will it make human workers unnecessary?

Did we not learn from Terminator and The Matrix?

Welsh Ambulance Service said some of the most "inappropriate" calls to its 999 emergency number.

Malaysian man is offering people a chance to impress their girlfriends and wives with one-of-a-kind "villain for hire" service.

Gulf of Mexico will change on Google Maps to the Gulf of America.

Elon Musk and his Nazi salute.

German daredevils took a walk across a slackline suspended between two hot air balloons and earned a world record for their stroll at an altitude of 8,202 feet.

The Jaguars new HC Liam Coen frightens me.

Ep. 700 | Jerry Jones talks glory holes - again | Robots vs humans Jan 28, 2025

Neil deGrasse Tyson unofficially welcomes in the 700th episode of this podcast!

We experienced a lot of things in 700 episodes - including “Hawk Tuah”.

My favorite topics over the past 700 episodes are revealed. - AI, Aliens, and ghosts.

I give you a top 10 list of things to-do besides watching the Super Bowl.

GoFundMe raises nearly $30K for an Indiana pizza delivery driver who was tipped $2 after walking half a mile through deep snow.

PETA calls to end Groundhog Day tradition, replace Punxsutawney Phil with 'vegan weather reveal cake’.

Last 4 escaped monkeys are captured in South Carolina after months on the loose.

New York City went without a violent crime for 5 days for the first in 30 years.

FOX News anchor Jesse Watters tried to rip Kamala Harris’ husband for going to the grocery store.

China is hosting a race between humans, and robots.

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones talked about glory holes when talking about new head coach Brian Schottenheimer.

Cowboys legend Michael Irvin is upset that Dallas didn’t hire Deion Sanders as its head coach.

The Broncos will donate new helmets to every high school tackle football program in Colorado. Big organizations need to take note on how to help the community.

Ep. 699 | Man's junk froze to ground | Chiefs and Taylor Swift head to the Super Bowl Jan 27, 2025

Alberta, Canada - Man's penis got stuck to the frozen ground after bar fight.

Newly proposed bill would ban men from masturbation unless it's 'intended to make a baby'.

Colorado State University (CSU) will get a robot delivery service.

NERD FIGHT!! A brawl over Pokémon cards breaks out at a Southern California Costco.

With massive amounts of controversy, the Kansas City Chiefs advance to the Super Bowl. As did the Philadelphia Eagles. Get ready for Taylor Swift overload!! - If the Chiefs win, expect Travis Kelce to retire.

Charlie Blackmon joins the higher-ups with the Colorado Rockies. He was named assistant to the general manager.

Ep. 698 | Championship preview | Sydney stank Jan 23, 2025

My body is falling apart.
People are flocking to see Sydney’s Corpse Flower - it smells horrific!
An asteroid got deleted because it was actually Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster.
Scientists conduct a study that says phones and other similar devices are bad for kids under 18. Neil deGrasse Tyson chimed in on the subject.
A man who was mistaken for a bus masterbator, received $6k from the police.
Eagles sell dirty snow from playoff game vs. Rams to fans for $50, and it sells out in 3 hours.
AFC & NFC Championship predictions. Chiefs - Bills - Eagles - Commanders... Who advances to the Super Bowl?
Cowboy DeHuff gives relationship advice.

Ep. 697 | Philly mayor jinxed the Eagles | Airlines of nastiness Jan 22, 2025

Velveeta cheese on-the-go packets are a thing now.

Terrible writing of a headline: Fishermen beat shark off with broom while reeling in near-300kg tuna.

Cat left on the plane ends up taking three flights before reaching its destination.

iPhones with TikTok still installed are listed for up to $1M on eBay.

Woman had to sit in vomit on Qantas airline from Singapore to Sydney.

A California couple is suing JetBlue for $1 million, alleging a block of ice the size of a watermelon fell from a plane and crashed into their bedroom.

Philadelphia mayor, Cherelle Parker, forgot how to spell Eagles!

Ep. 696 | Doc gave himself a vasectomy | I should be a scientist Jan 21, 2025

Plastic surgeon Chen Weinong in Taiwan gave himself a vasectomy on camera.

The Hamburglar was spotted at Donald Trump’s inauguration.

We should bring back public shaming for when people are jerks/disgusting.

Another scientific study that I could have told you was fact: ‘Peeing is contagious for chimpanzees’.

Police and city officials in Houston said evidence in storage lockers is being destroyed by "coke-addicted rats."

'Mysterious balls' that washed up on Australian beaches contained faecal bacteria.

The 76ers play the Nuggets today. Joel Embiid is out… per usual.

#podcast #news #comedy #standup

Ep. 695 | How to amp up an inauguration | When A.I. takes your job Jan 20, 2025

TikTok died and came back.

Donald Trump is the new president of the United States. His inauguration party could have been better.

Progresso Soup Drops: Company offers chicken noodle hard candy, ‘Soup You Can Suck On’.

Colorado Mom discovered her kids ate their grandpa’s ashes.

Hungarian man almost missed his train, but grabbed a hold. He was left holding on for his life, traveling at 175mph.

Mark Schlereth talks about the greatness that is Jayden Daniels.

The Kansas City Chiefs need to lose, because they are fake-good.

And what happens when artificial intelligence takes EVERYONE’S jobs?

Ep. 694 | RedNote is the new TikTok | Ed Werder on the Cowboys hiring Deion Sanders Jan 16, 2025

My wife said I should try a hairpiece, and I feel attacked.

I’m on RedNote - and I don’t want to post anything and ruin the good thing they’ve got going on.

Funny workplace accidents include a woman in Indonesia who got her nose ring stuck in her office chair.

An 84-year-old British man armed only with a pair of trousers, beat back a mugger half his age who tried to rob him at a laundry in northern England.

Most desirable jobs in the U.S. aren’t what you think.

Divisional round predictions! Who moves on to the Championship round - Chiefs, Texans, Ravens, Bills, Lions, Commanders, Rams, or Eagles?

NFL and Dallas Cowboys insider, Ed Werder was on the Dan Patrick show this morning. Ed gave some insight on what’s happening behind the scenes as Deion Sanders name keeps being dropped as a head coaching candidate for the Cowboys.

Baseball legend, Bob Ueker just passed away. So how do media outlets get video packages out so quickly? The answer is kind of morbid.

#podcast #news #comedy #standup

Ep. 693 | Gen Z is helpless, Deion and Dallas, Scammed by fake Brad Pitt Jan 15, 2025

I was accidentally judgy today at Walmart.

Do you really think Deion will leave for the NFL and Dallas?

A Cincinnati homeowner accidentally sets house on fire while trying to melt ice with a blowtorch.

An Italian soccer club fired their falconer for posting photos of his penis implant.

A good chunk of Gen Zers are helpless around the house, and it’s costing them money.

Jerk-hole Eagles fan who verbally attacked a Packers fan, was fired from his job due to the incident.

Nikola Jokić just beat a Larry Bird record.

Woman in France was scammed by A.I. Brad Pitt.

Pizza restaurant in England that charges a butt-load for Hawaiian pizza.

Ep. 692 | Deion Sanders talking to Cowboys | Bo Nix played through back injury Jan 14, 2025

Denver Broncos QB, Bo Nix had a transverse process fracture in his back in week 12, but played through the pain.

The Philadelphia Eagles defended a Green Bay Packers fan from a horrible Eagles fan.

Wienermobile or Nutwagon - Which would you rather drive?

A shoplifter in Florida defecated on the floor during heist.

Bonnie Blue banged 1,057 men in 12 hours.

China is rolling around the idea of selling TikTok (U.S.) to Elon Musk. - TIKTOK SAYS THIS IS FALSE.

Bigger and more venomous species of funnel-web spider discovered in Australia.

Jerry Jones and Deion Sanders are in talks… Coach Prime could be the next HC of the Dallas Cowboys.

Ep. 691 | Worst sexbot ever | Broncos are trending up Jan 13, 2025

Cop in Florida rear-ended a car that was stopped for a school bus. Why? Because the police officer was watching adult movies on his phone while driving.

Don’t enter a MRI machine with something jammed up your back-end.

A woman had six ribs removed and is using them to make a crown.

TikTik could shut down in the United States coming up on January 19th. Kevin O’Leary of Shark Tank is looking to save the platform.

The Denver Broncos got beat down by the Buffalo Bills. What will the Broncos use the NFL draft to fix this offseason? - It’s not going to be QB, for once!

Also, Vance Joseph could be leaving the Broncos, and that would be terrible!

Fans that interfered with Mookie Betts during Game 4 of the 2024 World Series, have been banned from attending MLB games and visiting all MLB facilities indefinitely.

Realbotix is an American company that has a variety of AI robots that it claims can fulfill a wide assortment of roles - a companion for an elderly person or even as a romantic partner… kind of.

Ep. 690 | Deion Sanders has a foot out the door | Broncos Bills Wild Card preview Jan 09, 2025

Deion Sanders opened the door to leave Colorado and coach in the NFL, while on Good Morning America.

I preview the Broncos Bills Wild Card game, with help from Von Miller and Dan Orlovsky (via the Rich Eisen show).

Rich snob spent $20K renting out a whole hotel for one night so riffraff wouldn’t disturb her.

A couple had magnets implanted in their bodies. That way when they’re close, the magnets touch.

Watch out, Florida - iguanas are falling. Yep, it’s that time of year, again!

I dropped a Stanley tumbler on my toe, and I probably broke it… my toe, not the Stanley. Those things are tough, unlike me.

Ep. 689 | Greenland or bust | His nut activated her nut allergy Jan 08, 2025

The snake in my house is finally gone - but not before some late night fear-filled drama.

Gen Z sucks at talking on the phone, so Nottingham College is now coaching students so they can function like normal people.

A woman who is allergic to nuts, had sex with a man who ate nuts, then he popped a nut, then she had an allergic reaction. We hear from Neil deGrasse Tyson on this... kind of.

Deion Sanders has gone through some nasty stuff. In an Amazon special, we found out that he was receiving threats, especially leading up to the CSU rivalry game.

Should the United States buy Greenland? What about Canada? What about renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America?

Ep. 688 | Zuck uncensored Facebook | Hot dog banned in North Korea Jan 07, 2025

It's being reported that hot dogs are being banned in North Korea. Mostly because South Korea has taken a liking to the Western meat product. They use it in their spicy Korean-American hotpot - AKA, army base stew.

Residents of a town in Nottinghamshire, England, are trying to solve the mystery of who has been leaving plates loaded with peeled bananas by the side of a road once a month for over a year.

Nasty ass TikToker has fingernails over 4 feet long, and she sometimes uses her nails to stir the pot as she cooks.

Mark Zuckerberg announced Meta is ending its fact-checking program and lifting restrictions on speech to "restore free expression" across Facebook, Instagram and Meta platforms.

They Call It Late Night with Jason Kelce, got terrible ratings in its debut. Does this mean the world is having 'Kelce Fatigue'?
Also, I throw out a random Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce conspiracy theory.

Tony Romo previews the Broncos / Bills Wild Card game.

Ep. 687 | Broncos make the playoffs | Man peed on fellow passenger Jan 06, 2025

The Denver Broncos beat the Kansas City Chiefs’ second stringers to advance to the playoffs. We hear from Bo Nix after the big win.

Some people don’t understand what the word ‘allegedly’ means. I say this because people freaked out after I relayed the Shedeur Sanders strip club story as reported by Jason Whitlock.

A business class passenger has been banned from all United Airlines flights after urinating on a sleeping fellow traveller during a long-haul journey from San Francisco to Manila, Philippines. But, there is a silver lining!!

I could be a scientist!! Because someone did a study about how people perform best after using the restroom.

Man arrested for yelling profanities near church in North Stonington, Connecticut while wearing bike helmet with sex toy attached.

Ep. 686 | I'm going to Hell | Broncos MUST beat the Chiefs Jan 02, 2025

I punched my ticket to hell during this episode.

A L.A. woman is using her son's fluids to keep her young.

A North Carolina woman accidentally glued her eyes shut with nail glue.

Two men were found dead in Washington state from exposure after looking for Sasquatch.

An ultimate ‘look at me’ moment as a woman bragged about getting her PhD, throwing a lavish party for herself, and talking about it on social media.

Jack In the Box customer got laid out after going nuts on employees because they forgot their curly fries.

Aaron Rodgers hints that he may retire from the NFL.

Saquon Barkley won't play this weekend and won't have a chance to beat the single season rushing record.

Three Denver Broncos—Nik Bonitto, Marvin Mims Jr., and Pat Surtain II—were named 2025 Pro Bowl starters.

Despite the Kansas City Chiefs resting their starters, the Denver Broncos may have their hands full with Carson Wentz.

Ep. 685 | Did Shedeur ruin his draft status at strip club | No excuses for the Broncos Jan 01, 2025

Connery DeHuff chimes in on Tokyo switching to a four day work week to promote higher birth rate.

A Rolls Royce driver in California was arrested for DUI and possession of a monkey.

New Colorado laws may impact your day-to-day life.

Shedeur Sanders ALLEGEDLY rented out a strip club in San Antonio on Christmas night and the following day.

No excuses for the Denver Broncos - Andy Reid made it official. Patrick Mahomes will sit out of the Chiefs regular season finale against the Denver Broncos, and Carson Wentz will get the start.

Cowboy DeHuff gives you the latest Entertainment News:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are now divorced after 7 years of battling.

Mr. Beast announced he's getting married.

Ep. 684 | Year in Review Dec 31, 2024

Stanley cup/container craze!

Cyber Trucks rust and a slew of other problems.

Influencers are causing more problems at the gym... some even painting on clothing to workout.

Tipping culture is out of control. Companies forcing tips…

Buc-ees came to Colorado.

United Airlines let a Rockies coach sit in the cockpit... plus, fights - deification - influencers disrupt flights - hamsters, mice, rats, and snakes on planes.

Olympics ... Snoop Dogg, Raygun, blue scrotum guy.

Eclipse caused people to Google ‘eyes burning’.

UFO spotted over Red Rocks.

Neuralink… Elon Musk backed science that has a lot of good.

Hawk Tuah girl rises… then falls.

Art piece of shit…. Banana duct-taped to a wall.

Diddy "freak offs".

A woman ate a cat in Ohio.

Deadpool and Wolverine.

Australian scientists lost viruses.

Drones over New Jersey.

Bald eagle is officially the national bird of the USA.

Jake Paul fought Mike Tyson, and Tyson ruined his legacy.

Bo Nix has brought pride back to the Denver Broncos.

Deion Sanders took the University of Colorado to its first bowl game in a long time. But now what?

So of all these stories, what was the craziest of them all?

Ep. 683 | Broncos ate poop sandwich | 2025 predictions sees radio fall Dec 30, 2024

Police say an Amazon driver ditched 80 packages in the woods before Christmas because they were 'stressed'.

Chess champion quits after being fined for wearing jeans.

Missing dog rings Florida family's doorbell on Christmas Eve

9 days away.

Riley Moss and the Denver Broncos ate a shit sandwich against the Bengals. Next up, the play for their playoff lives against the Chiefs.

Tom Brady says ‘sacks’ funny.

2025 predictions:

Elon Musk will weasel his way into great power.

We will openly meet, then fight with extraterrestrial intelligent life.

Terrestrial radio will continue to die.

Gambling will cause major issues in sports.

Ep. 682 | Bald eagle is officially U.S. bird | Angry chipotle customer crosses line Dec 26, 2024

WTF?! The bald eagle is officially the national bird of the United States. It wasn’t all this time until Joe Biden made it legit.

So gross! Competitive eater, Leah Shutkever, ate 49 grams of cotton candy in 60 seconds.

I figured out how you and I can break a Guinness World Record!

Angry Chipotle customer makes her own bowl.

Deion Sanders addressed his team before the Alamo Bowl.

Broncos are in Cincinnati to take on the Bengals.

Leftovers from Festivus.

Ep. 681 | Time to ban Santa | Worst gifts Dec 24, 2024

Does believing in Santa make kids act better? A study at Oxford, Durham, Edinburgh and Leeds Universities has some shocking results.

Should we as a society stop lying to our kids and get rid of the idea of Santa Clause & other mythical figures?

I think we should use Krampus in the U.S. like they do in Germany.

I have a long list of worst gifts received. Some are pretty wild!

My first character voice on the radio was Frank the disgruntled Elf.

Leftover Festivus interaction with the listeners.

Ep. 680 | Musk robots vs China's | Shedeur Sanders defends Travis Hunter Dec 23, 2024

Robots from a China start-up, have begun to be mass produced, and are outpacing Tesla. I give Elon Musk some business advice to achieve success.

A woman who has over 1,000 first dates will never find love until she changes some things.

Colorado Buffaloes stand together - Shedeur Sanders defended Travis Hunter by calling out all the haters bagging on Hunter’s fiancé.

Shedeur Sanders may not be a Las Vegas Raider if they keep winning.

Who should be the offensive rookie of the year - Jayden Daniels or Bo Nix?

In honor of Festivus, I give you my biggest grievances.

Ep. 679 | Worst accents | Snake in my house | Listen up, Kroenke Dec 22, 2024

I’m living in fear of Steve Hissington. The ball python living in my basement.

A porn star sold her likeness to AI so she doesn't have to work as much.

An almost perfectly spherical egg was auctioned for $250.

A London grandmother has developed an Italian accent and begun using Italian phrases after recovering from a stroke.

Jack Black and Paul Rudd announced a new Anaconda movie.

The Denver Broncos had an epic collapse against the L.A. Chargers on TNF.

The Phoenix Suns came out with a $2 menu for their home games.

Ep. 678 | Superman is here | Hawk Tuah is still MIA | NY Jets are a joke Dec 19, 2024

The new Superman trailer is out! I have exclusive (allegedly) audio of a deleted scene involving Krypto. I'd be more excited for Mighty Mouse.

Walmart is experimenting with body cameras for employees—like the ones used by cops—as the retail industry fends off ‘unprecedented levels’ of shopper violence.

Haliey Welch (Hawk Tuah Girl) has been gone for 2 weeks and hasn’t released a new episode of ‘Talk Tuah’ podcast since “going to sleep” after rug-pulling millions in a memecoin.

Taco Bell is selling chicken nuggets… allegedly they're really good!
Who has the best chicken - Popeyes, Chick fil-a, or Raising Caines?

New York Jets owner Woody Johnson apparently didn't trade with the Denver Broncos for Jerry Jeudey because his 'Madden' rating was too low.

"Ultimate Dick Kicking Championship" - The world's next great combat sport... and the answer to our population issues.

Ep. 677 | Deion to stay at CU | Cyborg cockroach armies | Bo Nix talks Super Bowl Dec 18, 2024

Best Christmas movie line belongs to Uncle Eddie.

Passenger blasted for bringing ‘emotional support’ Great Dane on airplane.

American Airlines unlocked a final destination type fear… flooded plane mid flight. Well, kind of. A toilet started leaking in the back and seeped down towards the front of the plane.

Cyborg cockroach armies can now be mass-produced at a rate of one every 68 seconds.

Liquid Death (water company) came out with a pleather diaper, and sold out.

Deion Sanders isn’t leaving the University of Colorado. Travis Hunter, Shedeur Sanders and others will play in their bowl game.

Denver Broncos QB, Bo Nix, dropped a Super Bowl bomb to end his press conference.

The Charlotte Hornets played the role of Grinch by taking a PS5 away from a kid at their basketball game.

Ep. 676 | Travis Hunter needs to be cautious | Chainsaws, cucumbers, and blindfolds Dec 17, 2024

NFL GMs speak on where they think Travis Hunter should play on the field. And will Travis fall to the Heisman curse?

O.J. Simpson's Prison Porn Stash to Be Sold at Auction for His Estate.

Lily Phillips who is on a quest to bang 1,000 guys in 24 hours - talked with TMZ about her 100 dude dry run.

Members of an Indian martial arts collective broke a Guinness World Record: Most slices of a cucumber cut by a chainsaw, while the cuc is held in another person's mouth, while chainsaw dude is blindfolded - all in one minute.

A man in India was using the bathroom, when all of a sudden, a big ass tiger stuck it’s head through a hole in the wall.

Ep. 675 | Naked at work | Broncos on playoffs' doorstep | New Jersey drone update Dec 16, 2024

I am an extremely awkward holiday shopper.

A rural police officer in Yorkshire filmed himself performing a solo sex act in his station in full uniform for his girlfriend, is now banned from the force.

I found naked pictures of my boss once.

Auckland, New Zealand… 2 police officers are in trouble after home security footage shows them using the in-home stripper pole.

The city of Bend, Oregon has spent $1,500 on removing googly eyes from seven of the eight sculptures.

Latest on the New Jersey area drone sightings. Who is doing it? Why are they doing it?

Broncos fight back and hammer the Colts…

The Broncos outscored the Colts 24-0 after Jonathan Taylor celebrated too early and fumbled the ball.

Denver is on the doorstep of the playoffs.

Travis Hunter won the Heisman trophy for the Colorado Buffaloes! Ashton Jeanty is pissed that he didn't get it.

It’s a great time to be a Colorado sports fan.

What's up with the New Jersey drones? Dec 13, 2024

What is happening in the New Jersey skies? Residents are seeing oversized drones flying around, and authorities have no insight as to who is controlling them.

Are they another country? Extraterrestrial? Or some drone club having fun?

Ep. 674 | Mystery drones over New Jersey | Travis Hunter's huge endorsement for Heisman Dec 12, 2024

Fall River, Massachusetts… Suspect gets stuck in a chimney while trying to flee police.

Mystery 6 foot drones spotted over New Jersey, and authorities have 'no clue' who is flying them. I’ve heard some here in Colorado.

Everyone is baffled by nuclear launch code America used during the Cuban Missile Crisis and Cold War.

Colorado deputy Shannon Lofland's resignation over adult videos discovery is nonsense.

Patrick Surtain thinks Travis Hunter of the Colorado Buffaloes will win the Heisman trophy.

Bo Nix talks about his role on the team, and it just cements the idea that the Broncos found their guy.

Broncos Colts preview depends on the health of Riley Moss.

Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs play 3 games in 10 days… but misleading headlines make it sound like Mahomes is irate about playing on Christmas.

Ep. 673 | Broncos have a playoff aura | Australian scientists lose viruses Dec 11, 2024

WTF? Hundreds of deadly virus samples have vanished from an Australian lab in a 'major breach' of biosecurity.

Taco Bell is testing a new restaurant that isn’t focused on tacos called ‘Live Más Café’.

A New Zealander named Nigal Richards studied for a year to win the Spanish world Scrabble title. He doesn’t speak Spanish.

People who don’t want others to know they had cosmetic surgery - even though it’s obvious.

The Denver Broncos have the ‘playoff aura’ around them.

If Shedeur Sanders ends up being a Raider, will Colorado Buffaloes fans still root for him?

Hawk Tuah girl seems to be in a lot of trouble due to her Tuah Meme Coin imploding. Also, who would trust her for financial gain?

Is it time for Michael Malone to go? And can the Nuggets turn their season around before it’s too late?

Ep. 672 | Jason Kelce rips Dallas | How to beat Joe Rogan Dec 10, 2024

Toronto's Michael Jarman wins 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championships in Las Vegas.

Bus driver fired after being caught singing and playing the piano in a wine bar while 'off sick' from work, wins his job back.

Guy explains how you should poop.

Jason Kelce clowning on the city of Dallas during MNF.

Caitlin Clark is not only the WNBA Rookie of the year…. She's Time magazine's Athlete of the Year.

And the way I’ll surpass the Joe Rogan Experience for podcast rank.

Ep. 671 | Soto contract | Eating 21lbs of shrimp | Health Care chaos Dec 09, 2024

Joey Chestnut ate 21lbs of shrimp and cocktail sauce… in 8 minutes.

A tanker truck carrying 9,000 gallons of landfill waste water, crashed…. Spilled it all over a Maine highway.

Toni George, the 55-year-old owner of The Scratcher Girls in Miami, charges $130 for an hour of scratching using her 3-inch manicured nails, raking them down her client’s back, limbs, scalp and even the insides of their ears.

What scientists learned about addiction by giving rats cocaine.

Colorado vs BYU in the Alamo Bowl.

Colorado State vs Miami Ohio… snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl presented by Gin & Juice by Dre and Snoop.

Juan Soto signed a $765m 15 year contract with the Mets.

My honest opinion on the UnitedHealthCare CEO killing.

Ep. 670 | Unpopular Heisman pick | The human washer/dryer Dec 05, 2024

Human washer dryer? A Japanese company says it's almost complete!!
Influencer, Ravena Hanniely, drops $19K on surgery to 'become a virgin again'.
Psychedelic business applications start up soon in Colorado.
The Mufasa popcorn bucket has been revealed, and I’m disappointed.
Bengals QB Joe Burrow bought a $3m replica Batmobile.
Snakes are gross.
My prediction for the Heisman trophy winner will upset a lot of people. Ashton Jeanty vs. Travis Hunter.

Ep. 669 | Cop uses kid's bike to chase suspect | Best and worst celebrity interactions Dec 04, 2024

Officer in Lone Tree Colorado used a child’s bicycle while chasing down a felony (theft) suspect.
Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar.
A mother says her daughter accessed a porn website through a link on the packaging of a Wicked doll and saw photographs that caused "emotional distress".
Authorities in the United Kingdom recently recovered a stolen van filled with 2,500 pies in an unusual food heist gone wrong.
Spotify Wrapped tells creatures and users their production and consumption stats. So what was my most listened to episode of the year?
When it comes to celebrities, who are the best and worst that I’ve met? Rob Schneider, Jon Lovitz, Norm MacDonald, Bob Saget, Jay Mohr, Shane Carwin (ufc), Michael Irving, Captain Phil (Deadliest Catch), Ron Pearlman, Guy Fieri, Craig Robinson, Lady Gaga, Barry Sanders, and Kevin Hart.

Ep. 668 | Banging 1,000 men | Broncos Browns recap Dec 03, 2024

I yelled too much at the Broncos Browns game… but it was worth it!

A porn star named Lily Phillips will attempt to have sex with 1,000 men in one day.

Allexis Ferrell (American) sentenced to 30 months for EATING A CAT in Ohio.

A recap of the Denver Broncos win over the Cleveland Browns. Jerry Jeudy got some revenge, but not fully. Jameis Winston is the most exciting QB around. Broncos defensive weakness exposed. Nick Bonitto making a case for DROY.

I give advice for staying out of trouble at your company holiday party.

Ep. 667 | F' Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman | Deion Sanders confronts hater Dec 02, 2024

F' Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman for getting ‘Bye Bye’ stuck in my head. (Deadpool and Wolverine)

Ever wanted to drink mayonnaise? Chilled ‘drinkable mayo’ was launched in Japan.

PongBot uses AI and robotics and is getting tennis nerds excited.

Mall in high-end L.A. area is charging a butt load for kids to see fictional character Santa.

Colorado Buffaloes head football coach, Deion Sanders, extended an olive branch to tainted reporter, Sean Keeler, during the end of the regular season press conference. Keeler declined to interact, and it set social media on fire.

MAILBAG:

Is it me or is the Mahomes/Reid Bundlerooski commercial Cringe AF?

Ep. 666 | Enjoy your devil turkey Nov 28, 2024

Man charged after allegedly trying to smuggle meth-soaked cow onesie on flight to Australia.

Pepsi pushes a new, 'festive' flavor to replace pumpkin spice — gingerbread.

Raw meat rains on McDonald’s drive-thru customer’s car windshield — theories swirl to explain why.

Most disliked foods on Thanksgiving.

How many calories will Americans consume on Thanksgiving?

Brown Friday is a real thing the day after Thanksgiving.

Respecting the radio grind of individuals like Cecil Lammey, Josh Dover, and Ryan Edwards.

Ep. 665 | It'd be good for Travis Hunter not to win the Heisman | Broncos should be in the playoffs Nov 27, 2024

Deion Sanders was upset that Travis Hunter got snubbed on the Jim Thorpe award. Maybe it’s a good thing. In fact, maybe it would be a good thing for Travis Hunter not to win the Heisman Trophy.

The Denver Broncos should make the playoffs this year.

Two goats 'detained' after being caught chasing pedestrians.

Mom's secret OnlyFans cash guarantees her kids will have their best Christmas yet.

United Airlines passenger restrained after attacking own seat in bizarre video.

Cemetery charges mourners for 'VIP pass' to visit dead relatives.

And no, I don’t participate in Blackout Wednesday.

Ep. 664 | Naughty goldfish | KFC chicken wrapping paper fail Nov 26, 2024

Is it too early to put up a Christmas tree?

KFC launches Christmas wrapping paper that tastes like chicken.

Pizza Hut in China introduced a controversial ‘Goblin Pizza’ that is topped with frog.

Indonesia is short on cows, so they’re using fish milk.

Fish with nipple tassels needs to be a thing.

At least 71 million people are expected to drive to Thanksgiving destinations around the nation this year — an estimated 1.3 million more people than in 2023, according to AAA.

Foods to avoid this Thanksgiving.

Topless protests in France have fans of breasts attention.

Ep. 663 | Giving A.I. an excuse to take your job | Bo Nix is psycho Nov 25, 2024

A UK worker had an argument with his boss…. So to get back at the manager, the employee decided to ejaculate in the boss’ beard oil.

BMW’s Figure 02 humanoid robot gets 400% faster in manufacturing tasks.

Teacher fired after allegedly feeding kids dog treats mistaken for beef jerky.

A Las Vegas strip club is also said to have offered Tyson $125,000 to show up in chaps and a banana hammock.

Astronauts at the International Space Station (ISS) reported an unusual smell during the opening of the Russian Progress MS-29 cargo spacecraft, prompting immediate safety measures.

CU Buffs (football) lost to Kansas, and Deion Sanders was blunt on why.

The Denver Broncos beat the Las Vegas Raiders. Bo Nix showed his insane side, and Broncos Country loves it.

Who was the biggest jerk I worked with at 104.3 The Fan?

Ep. 662 | Buffs land big recruit | Worst art piece ever sells for $6.2m Nov 21, 2024

Deer ran through a Tennessee gym then pooped in the locker room.

Banana duct-taped to a wall sells for $6.2m at auction.

School bus driver in Douglas County Colorado, dropped 40 kids off in the wrong area.

Amazon influences you to buy things you don’t need.

Aaron Rodgers wants a political career once he retires from the NFL and has no interest in being a TV analyst.

Broncos vs Raiders preview.

JuJu Lewis, the No. 2 overall high school recruit according to ESPN, announced on the Pat McAfee Show that he will be heading to the University of Colorado.

Taylor Knibb had to tell her T100 crew not to film her backend because she pooped her pants.

Influencer did a full body workout on her flight.

Ep. 661 | McRib and Tropicana freak outs | Awkward moments Nov 20, 2024

She was engaged to the world's most famous sperm donor and it was a living hell.

“I refused to be a bridesmaid at my BFF's wedding — I’m a hot model and her menu was unhealthy”

Dax Shepard asked the star of the new Wicked movie, Cynthia Erivo, how she wipes with long fingernails.

Tropicana responds to backlash over new bottle design.

Woman delivers baby at airport in American Airlines ticketing area.

Bo Nix earns first career AFC offensive player of the week award.

Who should be Jake Paul’s next opponent?

Who actually plays Pickleball?

McDonald's announced The McRib will be back on December 3rd? And for a limited time, you can buy a half-gallon jug of sauce that will be available to purchase online for $19.99.

Ep. 660 | Cowboys franchise is falling apart | Pizza wine at Pizza Hut Nov 19, 2024

At 5:30 in the morning, I yelled “DON'T EAT YOUR POOP!!” But at who?

300 tarantulas, around 100 centipedes and 9 stinging bullet ants in small plastic bags - they were in a man’s pants at the airport.

British police ask public to stop chasing loose emu

22 riders were stuck on a malfunctioning amusement park ride in California. They were up there for 2 ½ hours.

1 in 5 Americans get news from social media influencers.

Machu Picchu tourist prompts nationwide backlash for spreading ashes.

Pizza Hut is now selling wine — “an aromatic blend of fresh herbs and spices with rich, sun-ripened tomato notes and a subtle hint of toasted oak.”

Sports:

Mike Tyson got a $250K offer from a porn site after his bare butt shot went viral.

Cowboys stadium had a piece of sheet metal falling as they were opening the roof.

Mailbag:

Who are my top 3 best radio talents in Denver sports talk?

Ep. 659 | Sydney Thomas dominates Tyson and Paul | Tanning bed of death Nov 18, 2024

Gen Z is just finding out about ‘Winter Penis’.

Should employees get ‘Pet leave’?

4 LA-area people arrested for using a bear suit in alleged insurance fraud.

Denver's minimum wage will go up 52 cents, from $18.29 to $18.81.

Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight was filled with nonsense.

But Sydney Thomas stole the show as a Netflix ‘ring girl’.

Man found dead in a tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis 3 days after he walked into the gym.

Do Colorado sports teams have an unfair advantage?

Ep. 658 | ESPN is wrong about Deion and Shedeur | More UFO talk with Congress Nov 14, 2024

A controversial report has suggested Australians aged over 50 could be subjected to mandatory driving lessons.

Casa Bonita Casa Christmas Candle” for almost $30, and it is said to smell like Casa Bonita at Christmas time, including hints of the dive pool, along with a fir tree smell.

KOSI 101 in Denver is switching to 24 hour Christmas music, today… they’ve been doing it for 23 years.

Bo Nix named NFL rookie of the week.

The Broncos take on the Falcons at Mile High…THIS IS A MUST WIN FOR DENVER!... if they want to be in the hunt for the playoffs.

ESPN was talking about where Shedeur Sanders ends up in the NFL, and could that mean Deion follows as the head coach??? I asked some NFL legends to share their thoughts. (Chad Brown, Mark Schlereth, and Brandon Stokley)

Mike Tyson yelled at a media member for a dumb question.

Three former U.S. government employees and a journalist said they believe the government is hiding info about UAPs from the public at a hearing in Congress on Wednesday.

I’m starting a new side-gig: job-quitting service - Where I quit your job for you.

Ep. 657 | Mike Tyson is ready for Jake Paul | Driving with a python Nov 13, 2024

Python escapes North Carolina woman's car at Chili's.

The Home depot commercial that has a smoke detector sound - is driving me nuts!

A moose wandered into a company's garage in Sweden and trampled all over three BMW cars, causing about $20,000 worth of damage before fleeing.

Shoppers in China were shocked over 'living' mannequins modeling clothes on treadmills.

The Mayo Clinic lists the amount of pushups you should be able to do based on your age.

Mike Tyson talks about his upcoming fight against Jake Paul.

John Krasinski has been named as 2024’s Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine.

Bad parenting for Christmas.

Ep. 656 | Travis Hunter is a unicorn | Dwayne Johnson talks pee | Afraid to poo at work Nov 12, 2024

77-year-old slice of Queen Elizabeth II's wedding cake sells for $2,800.

Dwayne Johnson talks about peeing in bottles on set and the gym.

Disney Cruise Ship Rescues Family From Sinking Boat Off Bermuda.

A lot of employees are afraid to poop at work.

Consuming meat is associated with lower levels of depression and anxiety than abstaining from meat.

Joel Klatt of FOX Sports talks about Colorado Buffaloes ironman player, Travis Hunter, and his quest for the Heisman Trophy.

Fran Brown is the HC of Syracuse football and doesn’t shower if he loses.

24 more monkeys that escaped from a South Carolina lab are recovered unharmed.

Ep. 655 | 5 second rule | Wicked's epic porn mistake | CU Buffs keep coming Nov 11, 2024

Mattel's Wicked Dolls Mistakenly List Adult Film Website on Packaging.

A new poll of 2,000 adults in the U.K. found that 1 in 6 admitted to serving food to guests that had been dropped on the floor.

A live cockroach was found in a man’s intestine.

First IHOP-Applebee's joint restaurant coming to US: where and when it opens - In Seguin, Texas.

First art piece painted by a humanoid robot sells at auction for a whopping $1 million.

Lamar Odom criticized after ordering $8,000 custom sex doll modeled on ex Khloe Kardashian.

Broncos lost a heartbreaker to the Chiefs.

The Colorado Buffaloes football team keeps rolling with Deion Sanders at the helm.

Ep. 654 | Dangerous monkeys on the loose | N. Korean soldiers addicted to porn Nov 07, 2024

North Korean soldiers are allegedly hooked on porn after being deployed to Russia and having access to internet.

If you have $3 million laying around, you could buy the fully functional Batmobile… the Christian Bale one.

40 monkeys escaped from a South Carolina research facility!!

Flyer shocked after two people mistake emergency exit for bathroom — and try to open it.

Raygun quits competitive breakdancing after an embarrassing Olympic performance.

And can the Denver Broncos beat the Chiefs in KC?

Ep. 653 | Election is over | Don't sit on lit fireworks | Jerk ambulance drivers Nov 06, 2024

Election is over… Trump won despite 3 odd red flags.
Ambulance hit an Oregon cyclist, then rushed him to hospital, then stuck him with $1,800 bill.
Rare, misprinted dime minted in 1975 sells for $506,250.
Passenger beat up after opening plane's emergency door during flight.
Louis Vuitton dog collection debuts for $65K — including kennel, poo bag dispenser and leather water bowl.
Man died after friends dared him to sit on a box of fireworks to win an auto rickshaw.
Tom Hanks was on Conan O’Brien’s podcast, ‘Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend’. Hanks called critics some harsh words.

Ep. 652 | Big Al leaves iHeart | Presidential chaos Nov 05, 2024

Former Colorado Buffalo and Denver Bronco, Alfred Williams has parted ways from iHeart Radio. So where will he go?

Pet pig breaks into garage, gets "so drunk" on owner's beer.

Anxious at the Portland airport? Beni the Llama is here for you.

Porta-potties fall off truck during morning commute in Massachusetts.

“I'm mom to eight dolls — I breastfeed them and take them everywhere.”

The U.S. presidential election is tonight, and sadly we’re all on eggshells for the results.

Ep. 651 | Jason Kelce smashed a dude's phone | Chipotle fixes portion problem Nov 04, 2024

The Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight is right around the corner.

A runner used a route-tracking app to draw the largest ever GPS-mapped penis to raise money for men’s mental health issues.

Worst zoo animals - EVER!

Double Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookies were added to the menu at Subway.

Chipotle fell to social media pressure and is giving bigger portions.

Jason Kelce smashed a dude's phone after the fan called his brother Travis a homophobic slur.

No need to panic over the Denver Broncos loss to the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens are just good. We hear from Sean Payton and Bo Nix.

Martha Stewart kind of takes a shot at Ryan Reynolds.

Ep. 650 | Scary stories with a side of humor Oct 31, 2024

Listeners share some truly haunting stories that I can’t wrap my brain around.

And, I share some of the many things that I’ve experienced through the years.

Pythons in Florida are shocking scientists by eating deer and alligators whole.

Researchers at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory have discovered evidence that says extraterrestrial life could be 1.7 billion miles from Earth - on Uranus' moon, Miranda.

Ep. 649 | Stupid Yankees fans, Jason and Travis Kelce stole from me Oct 30, 2024

Jason and Travis Kelce stole People Magazine’s Sexiest Podcasters award from me. Thanks a lot, Taylor Swift!
One in three adults say they'd sign a 'Sex NDA' — to keep kinks a secret
Imagine working next to a woman who has multiple orgasms a day.
Flight attendant reveals why you should never use toilet paper on an airplane
Deadpool and Wolverine will be released on Disney+ on November 12th.
How strict should parents be with their kids about Halloween candy consumption?
WTF? Dear Abby: My daughter-in-law makes her husband sleep on the floor…

How do you stop stupidity?

Gen Z voters are adding ridiculous write-in candidates on their ballots — and then sharing them on social media.
Yankees fans interfered with Dodgers right fielder Mookie Betts in game four of the World Series.… the fans were then ejected.

Ep. 648 | Colorado fights with dicks | McDonald's not to blame Oct 29, 2024

Chef Jamie Oliver explains how some stole almost $390k worth of cheese.

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC.

Why McDonald’s isn’t at fault with the Quarter pounder with Cheese, with a side of E.coli situation.

Elliot Lake man found dancing and urinating inside a minivan.

Perfect for a horror movie: Depopulated village in Japan crafts dolls for a sense of life.

A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is fighting back against an apartment complex… with dicks.

Ep. 647 | Aaron Rodgers is washed up, Sean Payton is all balls, hearse dropped body on road Oct 28, 2024

A Polish Funeral home apologizes after a body falls out of a hearse onto a busy road.

Somewhere in India, an elephant trampled a man to death as he tried to take a selfie with it.

“I used my period blood for a Chucky Halloween costume — haters were shocked but it's more authentic”

Sports:

Aaron Rodgers is a d-bag who’s been through some legit darkness… like Bane from Batman.

The Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers. Sean Payton said the Panthers weren’t a good team. Also, some Panther players were pissy because they thought the Broncos were trying to run up the score.

80,000 Uncrustables are consumed every season by the NFL… 700 a week by the Denver Broncos.

Dwayne Wade was honored with a statue in Miami… too bad it looks nothing like him.

Ep. 646 | Rats on a plane, Broncos, Travis Hunter, naked ghosts Oct 24, 2024

I ask the hard hitting questions when it comes to the spirit world - why don’t you ever see naked ghosts?
Spirit airline passengers saw a rat in the plane.
A red kangaroo was on the loose in Durango, Colorado!
New Colorado law bans holding phones while driving as of Jan. 1st, 2025.
Yes, the Denver Broncos should beat the Carolina Panthers. But, Bo Nix and the Broncos offense should also have their best game of the year… and if they don’t, that spells trouble.
After he leaves the University of Colorado for the NFL, should Travis Hunter stick to one side of the ball?

Ep. 645 | Tua is sadly back | My OnlyFans career Oct 23, 2024

Police in Germany busted a restaurant that would deliver cocaine with their pizza.

DiGiorno brings back its turkey and cranberry-topped Thanksgiving Pizza

Underpaid flight attendants turn to stripping, eating passengers’ leftovers. I may turn to OnlyFans - shave my feet, and make some fat cash.

People lured a leopard out of the woods to try and take a picture of it. Then they were attacked.

Tua Tagovailoa is expected to be back on the field for the Miami Dolphins this Sunday. We hear from him on why he’s coming back after another devastating concussion.

The Colorado Rockies are owned by the modern day PT Barnum.

And more stories of dumb ways to get fired.

Ep. 644 | Trump made fries at McDonalds | Colorado Rockies about to get worse Oct 22, 2024

Doritos just filmed its first ad in space!!! "Zero Gravity Cool Ranch".
Travelers at a New Zealand airport have a time-limit for saying goodbye.
Man fined and fired for dressing up as a ghost and scaring people at a cemetery. This led to listeners chiming in with their worst stories for being fired.
Donald Trump worked at a McDonald’s, which reminded me of when corporate bigwigs used to come in and pretend to work at my locations.
Due to nobody tuning in to watch the Colorado Rockies, the team will be trimming the roster.
AI-controlled robots can be hacked, posing serious risks.

Ep. 643 | No f'n way Oct 21, 2024

I was captain buzzkill at my son's baseball game.

Seaworld killer whale splashed the crowd with its poop.

Werther's Original The candy maker has introduced a limited-edition pair of jeans, which are equipped with 30 tiny pockets, each designed to hold a single piece of the company’s hard candy caramel.

Man put on probation for sneaking into neighbors’ homes to smell their shoes.

Sports:

Dodgers and Yankees are set for the World Series.

Entertainment:

Henry Danger star Cooper Barnes’ wife is suing their neighbor who’s trying to seduce Cooper.

Casa Bonita is starting to become a celebrity landing zone. The band KORN as well as Bri Larson were seen there in the last few weeks.

Mailbag:

A recent autopsy revealed a unique medical discovery: a 78-year-old man who unknowingly lived with three penises, a condition known as supernumerary penile formation.

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Ep. 642 | What's wrong with us Oct 17, 2024

Optimus Prime said some sexist things, just like so many others.

Doritos bringing first-ever restaurant to this Cryto.com arena.

Aquarium's star whale shark shocks visitors in China — because it turned out to be a robot.

Al Pacino says 'it's fun' to be a new dad at 84.

Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut.

Mysterious ‘doorway’ discovered in Antarctic ice via Google Maps.

Another example of what’s wrong with our society as a man is recorded beating people up for social clout.

Ep. 641 | Nick Saban calls out coaches | I ate a tarantula and a scorpion Oct 16, 2024

I ate a tarantula and black scorpion, and it didn’t end well.

Woman found a dead rat in her loaf of bread and was told “these things happen”.

18 people needed medical attention during an opera that features nuns, sex scenes, mutilation and real blood.

Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak. If was a guy, he would have shoved it down his pants.

Hackers took over robovacs to chase pets and yell slurs.

Former Alabama head coach, Nick Saban talked on ESPN’s College GameDay about what should be done with players who fake injuries.

Ep. 640 | 39 foot wiener statue | Dropping your phone in the toilet Oct 15, 2024

A Las Vegas man spent nearly 23 hours going up and down the stairs in his home to break the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to ascend and descend the height of Mount Everest on stairs.

What happens to your phone if you drop in an airplane toilet?

Naples, Italy is the home of a 39 foot veiny phallus statue.

TikTokker Jack Doherty begs for donations after totaling $200K McLaren during livestream.

You can buy Crocs for your dogs.

You can also buy a Pink Floyd-themed ham slicer for just $36k.

Ep. 639 | She ate her husband's ashes | Fire booty Oct 14, 2024

A widow ate her dead husband's ashes after discovering he had been cheating on her.

British shopper gets knocked out after being hit with a cauliflower.

Will Smith's Fart Caused 'Men In Black' Set to Halt production for 3 hours.

Speed-eater downs 2 pounds, 7 ounces of hot sauce in 3 minutes.

California's 'piss bandit' leaves bottles of urines in elite neighborhoods.

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs.

Stop sticking things up your bottom.

Ep. 638 | On-scene reporters annoy me | Broncos Chargers preview Oct 10, 2024

Reporters covering bad weather are ridiculous! And to prove my point, Anderson Cooper of CNN got nailed in the face by debris while doing a report covering hurricane Milton in Florida.

German speed cameras caught someone breaking the law behind the wheel dressed as Cookie Monster.

Washington state woman calls 911 after being hounded by up to 100 raccoons.

Broncos vs Chargers… an AFC West division collision! Nix vs Herbert! I explain how the Broncos need to tweak their game plan in order to bet the Chargers.

Ep. 637 | Why do people hate on Deion Sanders | Jets are imploding Oct 09, 2024

My dog peed on the little neighbor dogs. Should I tell the owners?

I went to Chipotle for dinner, and ended up working. WTF?

New exercise pill mimics the effects of running a 10K — without effort. Currently called LaKe, the drug has been shown in lab rats to flush toxins and strengthen the heart.

Snake yoga is a thing.

What if your neighbor built a WW1 tank?

Showing up to a kid-free wedding is a jerk move.

Art people suck - Dutch museum finds 'beer can' artwork in bin.

Having a wedding on a Monday? Don’t be mad when people don’t show up.

Deion Sanders talked about the winning mentality. Why does that bother so many people?

The New York Jets fired head coach Robert Saleh. How much did Aaron Rodgers have to do with that?

Ep. 636 | Savannah Bananas coming to Coors Field | Influencers in flying cars Oct 08, 2024

I have extremely dangerous nipples at the moment.

$5,320 can buy you the world’s smallest Rubix Cube

A man in Montana cloned a sheep for hunting.

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Flying cars like the BlackFly and Helix are starting to be purchased by everyday people and the military… but we need to worry about the influencers getting a hold of these.

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Ep. 635 | Influencer crashes Lambo | Broncos beat the Raiders Oct 07, 2024

The Poltergeist house sold on Friday for $1.28 million and they’re turning it into an AirBNB… and they will replicate the Poltergeist set.

TikToker from Oklahoma allegedly spotted a Bigfoot. Too bad it looks like a ‘Jack Links’ costume.

YouTuber Jack Doherty totals $200,000 McLaren supercar after streaming and texting at the same time.

Who has the fastest and most accurate drive through restaurants?

What was a bigger spark for the Broncos against the Raiders - Surtain’s pick 6 or Nix yelling at Sean Payton?

Ep. 634 | Broncos Raiders prediction | Woolly Mammoth, SpongeBob, Jerry Jones, and more Oct 03, 2024

I give you my Denver Broncos vs Las Vegas Raiders predictions.

If Robocop and C3PO had a baby - Yeah, I thought about it.

Man trying to 'de-extinct' the woolly mammoth says it's highly likely they'll be back by 2028. Cue up the Jurassic Park sound-bites!

Elitch Gardens in Denver is hosting its first Pine Box Challenge this weekend, offering 5 participants the chance to win nearly $900 worth of passes if they can survive an entire day in a wooden box. - Thanks to Denver Westword for the info.

Wendy’s is starting up their Sponge Bob Squarepants promotion, and it sounds really good!

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones landed his helicopter mid practice.

Arena football is back in Denver as the Colorado Spartans will move from the Loveland area to the Denver Coliseum.

Ep. 633 | Bo Nix panic | Naked political statue in swing states Oct 02, 2024

Despite some in Broncos Country calling for it, now is not the time to bench Bo Nix. Get your hand away from the panic button!

A 43ft-tall naked Donald Trump statue was erected on a plot of land off a highway in Nevada, and it’s headed to all of the key swing states.

Irish farmer finds near 60-pound slab of ancient bog butter on his land by ‘pure luck’.

Cheese discovered inside coffin with ancient mummies dates back thousands of years.

Woman named 'Marijuana Pepsi' from birth doesn't smoke weed or drink soda — but will never change her name.

A junk dealer’s wife hated this 'horrible' painting — turns out, it was a $6M Picasso.

D.C. man lost winning lottery ticket for over a month.

Ep. 632 | Raiders can suck it - signed, Broncos Country Oct 01, 2024

Can the Broncos beat the Raiders or even the Chargers, and Chiefs? Sean Payton and Bo Nix have the biggest weights on their shoulders. And I have high expectations in this game for the Denver defense.

Man in Texas Reportedly Pays $4K To Smash Taylor Swift Guitar.

Idaho man walks over 1,100 feet with a running lawn mower on his chin.

Man high on 'magic' mushrooms axes own penis.

Ep. 631 | Don't twerk at work | Cure for migraine | Broncos offense struggles Sep 30, 2024

Our Moon has a temporary mini moon.

Prince's Purple Rain house is on AirBND.

Ailin Perez won against her opponent, Darya Zheleznyakova, then twerked in her face… she's also an OnlyFans model. - When is twerking unacceptable?

A Pennsylvania man achieved his years-long dream of creating the world's tallest hat when he took a stroll wearing his 17-foot, 9.5-inch cap.

My problem with the Fox News Meteorologist who saved a woman from Hurricane Helene flood.

Migraine sufferers are using vibrators on their heads to relieve pain — 82% of American women own a vibrator.

Nightcap with Shannon Sharpe and Chad Ocho Cinco… the hilariously ripped Deion Sanders.

Mailbag: What’s wrong with the Denver Broncos offense? They squeaked out a win over the New York Jets, but will they be ready for the Raiders?

Ep. 630 | Elway on Masked Singer | Break in to make pasta Sep 26, 2024

A live toad was found in a salad bag at a grocery store.

Woman arrested after breaking into home, making pasta dinner in creepy encounter.

Half of Americans will ditch friends and family to hang out with their pet, study reveals

John Elway was unmasked on the Masked singer.

9news in Denver (KTVD ch. 20) will carry 20 Nuggets & 20 Avalanche games this season.

Can the Denver Broncos beat Aaron Rodgers and the New York Jets? The answer may be in London.

Ep. 629 | Jerry Jones, Diddy, Deadpool, and the glory hole Sep 25, 2024

JetBlue passenger fights with fellow flier over 'stolen' Apple charger.

A Harvard medical student ate over 700 eggs in a month.

'Scam couple' dupe wedding guests into shelling out almost $3K each.

The hottest seat at fashion week is a bean bag chair you can buy for a $10K.

Jerry Jones talks about players dick size while sitting next to Jamie Foxx. And I take a stroll down memory lane that leads to a glory hole.

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Diddy is reportedly refusing to eat due to fear and paranoia that he now has a target on his back. What happened to Justin Bieber?

The Deadpool and Wolverine movie will be released on Digital on October 1, 2024 and on Blu-Ray on October 22.

Ep. 628 | Epic vacation mistake | Worst drivers in U.S. Sep 24, 2024

Who takes their cat on vacation? Cat lost in Yellowstone traveled 800 miles to reunite with its California owners after two months.
Two Uruguayans convicted for trafficking $3m in cow gallstones. They're used in Chinese medicine. … gallstones are worth more than gold.
What state has the worst drivers?
How to end up on Dateline NBC: start a job as a 'do-nothing' friend for rent to lonely people.
When is the appropriate time to put up Halloween decorations?

Ep. 627 | Killer but adorable Pandas | Buffs and Broncos win Sep 23, 2024

I taught Little Leaguers how not to fail, by failing.

A panda named Ding-Ding attacked a zoo keeper in China… the attack was adorable. Another zoo in China was caught painting Chow Chow dogs to look like pandas.

Things I don’t want to see on my flight: a mouse jumping out of my meal.

Eating grasshoppers and other bugs could change the way we look at food.

Doctors are worried a combat sport called slap fighting is causing serious brain damage.

What a weekend for Colorado football! The CU Buffs had the Miracle at Folsom as they beat the Baylor Bears. And the Denver Broncos beat the Buccaneers in Tampa.

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Ep. 626 | Too much lube | Hall of Fame nominees Sep 19, 2024

Florida man removes 20 Burmese pythons from Everglades, winning a Florida contest.

Toy Hall of Fame finalists: Apples to Apples, Balloons, Choose your own adventure books, Hess toy trucks, My little pony, Phase 10, Pokémon trading card game, R/C cars, Sequence, Stick horse, Trampoline, and Transformers.

Colorado man suffered a perforated bowel after swallowing a toothpick in his Village Inn skillet.

Pro Football Hall of Fame nominees came out, and several Denver Broncos were on the list.

Diddy had a lot of baby oil and lube at his homes.

Being annoyed by uncomfortable laughter.

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Ep. 625 | Deion Sanders belittles media | Cancel gym influencers Sep 18, 2024

Taco Bell Announced ‘National Taco Day’ will now line up with Taco Tuesday going forward. Also, what the best places to get a cheeseburger?

MrBeast and Amazon are being sued after being accused of failed to pay minimum wages and overtime, failed to prevent sexual harassment, and participants weren't provided uninterrupted meal breaks and rest breaks.

I explain what I don't and do miss about working in restaurants.

Without insurance, Ozempic can cost US patients, on average, $1,200 per month. In contrast, a month’s supply of the drug in Germany costs just $59.

Rapid Fire:

Porn traffic plummets during the Presidential Debate.

38-pound rescue cat Crumbs gets stuck in shoe rack while trying to escape from fat camp.

Gym’s controversial rule to ban members from filming themselves has sparked a global ‘crackdown’.

Apple users complain that iOS 18 is 'killing' their iPhone batteries —what to do if you're affected

An 8-year-old Ohio girl drove an SUV on a solo Target run

Riverview substitute teacher arrested for masturbating in classroom during lunch break.

Mailbag:

Woman puts LAXATIVES in her food to catch co worker stealing her lunch.

Why I haven’t gone to Casa Bonita yet.

And Deion Sanders bullies the media and is losing supporters along the way.

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Ep. 624 | Diddy's 'freak offs' | Chipotle is embracing the future Sep 17, 2024

‘Crunchers’ are people who are eating dirt because they think it will help with immunity, wrinkles, and acne… but are they wrong?

The New York Mets unveiled a new seat at Citi Field … the Grimace seat… aka as the purple butt plug seat.

English friends are tandem biking across England… nude.

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Sean P. Diddy Combs was arrested in New York for sex trafficking and racketeering. According to the FEDS - Sean ‘Diddy ‘ Combs used guns, kidnapping and arson to intimidate victims. ‘Freak offs’ were his sex parties with male sex workers all drugged up to keep them under control.

J-Lo and Ben Affleck divorced… but were just seen kissing and holding hands!!!

Chipotle Mexican Grill is piloting robots to help prep avocados for guacamole and build burrito bowls in two of its California restaurants.

Mailbag:

Why are the Colorado Rockies such a terrible team?

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Ep. 623 | WTF, Broncos?! | CU Buffs drama | Sex WITH a plane Sep 16, 2024

Connery DeHuff gives an update on OnlyFans star Annie Knight and her quest to bang 600 people in 2024.

Tom Cruise apparently did the Paris Olympics closing ceremony for free - with one catch.

Michele Köbke spent years in a sexual relationship with a Boeing 737-800. But she has since broken up with the airplane.

Miami Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa got another concussion. So, should he retire?

The CU Buffs beat in-state rival CSU Rams… after a week of the Rams talking crap. We hear from Deion Sanders.

The Denver Broncos lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers at Mile High. Who’s more to blame - Bo Nix or Sean Payton?

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Ep. 622 | Shannon Sharpe bangs | Don't eat pets Sep 12, 2024

Former Denver Broncos & Hall of Fame tight end Shannon Sharpe accidently went live on Instagram while having sex with a woman. Shannon, got an offer from an adult site to do porn.

Candles filled with urine spill on a 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree.

The truth about people eating pets in Ohio.

When not to slide into someone’s DM.

Alternate playing surfaces.

Where the Denver Broncos will pick in next year’s NFL draft.

And a very disturbing headline that was sent to me.

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Ep. 621 | Debate recap | Tiger escaped near Texas Mexico border Sep 11, 2024

Recapping the debate, there’s one clear winner…. Soft cookies over hard cookies. A bengal tiger was on the loose on the border of Texas and Mexico. South Carolina man reports a snake bite, first responders find 14 venomous snakes in home. Guy Fieri was at a Sylvester Stallone party, when he was told to “get back to work” after being mistaken for a bartender. Queensland, Australia Health has been commended for its ‘it’s okay to poo at work’ campaign. So do you poo at work? Colorado Buffaloes head football coach - Deion Sanders tells his offensive line to block like if they mess up, their momma won’t eat.

Ep. 620 | I'm a Danish sensation, another Boeing screw-up, quick fix fitness Sep 10, 2024

An easy way to make BBQ ribs. Just don't make a mess like I did.
I'm in the top 10 in audio podcasts (entertainment news) in Denmark!! Because the Danish are amazing, smart, and sexy people.
NASA said astronauts would have been fine on Boeing's Starliner during landing back to Earth.
Unruly passenger forced to pay for the plane's fuel after an in-flight meltdown forces the pilot to turn around.
Don’t store guns in ovens, people!

RAPID FIRE:
Bear breaks into California cabin, steals jelly from fridge.

YouTubers build the world's largest iPhone.

World's largest string cheese ball made in Mexico.

This is the gross result when you microwave a Big Mac for 30 minutes.

'Six pack surgery' more popular than ever among men, surgeons say.

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Ep. 619 | Shannon Sharpe rips Deion | Bo Nix struggled | Aliens are bad for you Sep 09, 2024

CU Buffs were embarrassed in Nebraska, and Shannon Sharpe shredded Deion Sanders on his podcast. Also, what happens when Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter go pro next year? Will Deion stay to be a part of the dumpster fire?

Bo Nix struggled in his NFL debut for the Denver Broncos. Will he grow or whither away?

A NASA weather balloon freaked some people out as it made its way across Colorado from Arizona.

A scientist tries to explain why believing in aliens is bad for you.

McFlurry redesign causes a stir.

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Ep. 618 | Conor McGregor for Ireland president | Who will be the biggest bust in the NFL this season? Sep 06, 2024

I’m the fantasy football king, and I’m retired.

Conor McGregor is running for president of Ireland in 2025. Guess that means he’s done with UFC.

Kim’s Kafe in Greensboro, North Carolina is done with people coming in dressed all skimpy. Now, they have a dress code:

Chipotle and Spirit Halloween are getting you ready for the season with lame costumes.

David Rush broke one of his own records by using his mouth to bounce a ping-pong ball off a wall 47 times in 30 seconds.

Chiefs beat the Ravens in controversial fashion.

The Broncos keys to beating the Seahawks isn’t just on Bo Nix’s shoulders.

Who will be the bigger bust in the NFL this season - Russell Wilson or Aaron Rodgers?

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Ep. 617 | Raygun speaks, Astronaut freakout, Drunk steals casket Sep 05, 2024

Rattlesnake entered a California home, and it trapped the residents upstairs. If only Chad Brown was there to save them.
Thief was seen stealing a casket with a body still inside. She told the cops she ‘blacked out from drinking 6 beers’
We just talked about marathon swimmer Jim 'the Shark' Dryer trying to swim across Lake Michigan… Well, right after yesterday's show, the dude gave up… again.
Australian Olympian Rachael “Raygun” Gunn spoke to Network 10 in Australia about her performance that caused negativity across the globe.
Some people are freaking out over those stranded astronauts at the ISS…
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson explains why it’s not that big of a deal.
Psychologists think too much!! Dr. Rebekah Wanic analyzed how you sit on a couch.

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Ep. 616 | Why Mahomes and Kelce should retire | List of bad investments Sep 04, 2024

A Russian circus trainer was mauled by a 500-Lb bear named Donut as young children watched.

A man named Jim Dryer… aka 'the Shark' (he nicknamed himself) is swimming the length of Lake Michigan.

During a Netflix special, Joey Chestnut defeated Kobayashi.

Buying $150 Bugs Bunny sneakers would be a bad investment. I give you a list of other bad investments for $150, thanks to Amazon.

The NFL is using Taylor Swift to promote the upcoming season.

I explain why Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce should retire.

Ben Roethlisberger mocked the Denver Broncos for paying to get rid of Russell Wilson. We’ll see if he’s saying that after this season. Good luck, Pittsburgh Steelers.

And Hawk Tuah Girl signs with Jake and Logan Paul's podcast network.

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Ep. 615 | I mooned a lifeguard | Casa Bonita will start taking reservations Sep 03, 2024

I have a fear of heights and I was on my roof! We went to Water World, and I accidentally mooned a lifeguard. An old man hit on me while I was on a mountain. Man got food poisoning on his junk. Woman says butt lift filler left her infertile, in constant agony. Orangutan briefly escapes enclosure at Toronto Zoo. Thief who stole 44 lbs gorilla statue from Melbourne retirement village admits he made ‘silly’ mistake. Legendary Denver Mexican restaurant, Casa Bonita, will soon be taking reservations.

Ep. 614 | Colorado work retreat nightmare | Sniffing Baywatch Aug 29, 2024

I’m a dick. A Philadelphia couple having sex in their Range Rover accidentally rolled into the river after they hit the gear stick while in the backseat. A Colorado man survived a night on a mountain all by himself after being left behind by his co-workers during an office retreat. Wendys is allegedly making an official Spongebob Squarepants' Krabby Patty burger. A homeless veteran known for bubble blowing was issued a citation by a San Diego park ranger - for liquid littering. Baywatch star admitted to sniffing co-stars' bathing suits.

Ep. 613 | Dolphin tries to bang humans | Things I don’t want to talk about Aug 28, 2024

A five-year-old boy has accidentally broken an ancient urn dating to the late Bronze Age at a museum in Israel. Beware of dolphins in Japan - they may try to bang you. Things I don’t want to talk about: Epic mongoose and cobra fight on airplane tarmac delays flight. Rescued bald eagle 'too fat to fly' after gorging on a raccoon. 'Invasive' fish with sharp, human-like teeth discovered in rec area lake. Man with 'world's largest penis' reveals the hardest things about his daily life. "My mom is an OnlyFans model and I film all of her scenes — I treat it like a normal job." Leftovers from what to do when people steal your office lunch.

Ep. 612 | Kelce bros sign massive deal | Office food thieves Aug 27, 2024

Travis & Jason Kelce sign massive, $100 million deal with Amazon for 'New Heights' podcast! How much credit does Taylor Swift get for this? Hundreds gather to watch 'world gravy wrestling championships' at UK pub. A baking influencer caused a fuss for filming herself prepping sourdough bread during her flight. Chaos at Six Flags in Mexico as people are left stranded 243 feet in stormy weather. If someone is stealing your food at the office, how do you get them to stop? #podcast #news #comedy

Ep. 611 | Deion Sanders' epic fail | Broncos locker room drama? Aug 26, 2024

Toddler mistakenly served alcohol at a California restaurant, and the manager blamed the server. The average I.Q. by state is revealed. But, people shouldn’t care too much about it. NASA turns to Elon Musk’s SpaceX to rescue astronauts stuck in space. Did Jarrett Stidham of the Denver Broncos throw shade at Bo Nix? Deion Sanders, head football coach at the University of Colorado, banned a Denver Post reporter, Sean Keeler, from asking questions at press conferences.

Ep. 610 | Snake bites man's nuts | Popeyes over Chick-fil-a Aug 22, 2024

Justice was served as a cop pulled over a mom at school drop-off today. Snake bit a man on the balls while he was using the toilet. Chick-fil-a plans to launch a streaming service. Also, I crown Popeyes as being the better chicken sandwich. Americans swear the most in the world. Adam Sandler was on with Jimmy Fallon talking about Happy Gilmore 2. Including a cameo by Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Travis Kelce. Plus, Rapid Fire makes its return!!

Ep. 609 | Fish be banging | Bears are the solution to Denver's meth problem Aug 21, 2024

My preshow meal today was kidney beans and ranch. Damn you for judging me!! A Tasmanian woman is in court over a ‘trout sex’ video. Yes, she banged a trout. New Jersey police are looking for a woman who hopped the fence at the zoo, and tried to pet a tiger. Could bears solve Denver's meth problem? Tomorrow Bio, a Berlin-based company, is charging $222,603 plus a $55 monthly membership fee — to put bodies and body parts on ice. A drunk karate man broke another man’s jaw at a haunted house… because he got scared. And more talk on where the Denver Broncos may move their stadium.

Ep. 608 | CSU players turn down big money | Gross fast food info Aug 20, 2024

I challenge myself to use a specific sound byte for every story. Chloe Lopez (British influencer) left her panties at the supermarket… in the bakery!! A 28 year old woman was arrested in Indiana after an incident at a local Applebee’s. Fast food customers eat 12 pubes a year. CSU Rams QB and WR opt not to transfer and get paid $600k. WHY? Bill Belichick was on the Pat McAfee show, and started talking about Denver Broncos rookie QB, Bo Nix.

Ep. 607 | Naked bull riding | Best state for sports broadcasters is Colorado Aug 19, 2024

A movie agency keeps contacting me about being an extra for a movie (Happy Gilmore 2), but I'm afraid I may end up on the casting couch. Husband goes to Vegas, turns off his location on his phone, Apple Pay charges $6k at a strip club - he claims he didn’t do it. A man in Thailand who 'tried to climb on top of a bull while naked' and was attacked by the bull instead and forced to be rescued by cops. New York city has a public masterbation problem. The Enhanced Games (steroids are encouraged) are hoping to start up next year. They have their first athlete. The New York Mets had the Hawk Tuah girl throw out the first pitch, and they had Grimace earlier this season. What are the Mets doing? The greatness of Colorado sports broadcasters compared those in the midwest.

Ep. 606 | Cons of banging in space | Robber beaten up by 8 year old girl Aug 15, 2024

8-year-old girl beats robber with baseball bat at Minnesota liquor store.
What sex will be like in space.
Beloved school crossing guard in Melbourne, Australia has been banned from high-fiving students after a parent complaint.
A New Zealand charity accidentally handed out candied meth.
How farmers entertain themselves with cow poop.

Mailbag:
Is Roadrunner secretly CEO of ACME Corp. and selling Wile E. Coyote defective merch on purpose just to get rich and watch said Coyote repeatedly kick his own ass?
Of all of your random characters, which one would be the best fit as president of the United States?

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Ep. 605 | Dr. Dre, Zuckerburg, Broncos moving, and Home Alone is a bad movie Aug 14, 2024

Home Alone is a horrible movie to show your kids. Jokes are the key to raising good kids according to a Penn State study. A man in Japan only ate rice and veggies for 21 years in order to retire early. But it may not have paid off. Dr. Dre wants to try out for the 2028 Olympics in L.A. in archery. Mark Zuckerburg honored his wife by having a statue made of her. I give examples of what my statue would look like. The Walton group paid for $100m upgrades at Mile High Stadium. Keep in mind that the lease at Empower Field at Mile High is up after the 2030 season. Will the Denver Broncos be moving soon?

Ep. 604 | Denver’s stinky Purina plant problem | Prison via chicken wings Aug 13, 2024

A Chicago woman gets a nine-year sentence for stealing $1.5m in chicken wings.

Tennessee Titans QB Will Levis teamed up with Hellmann’s mayo to sell: No 8 - Parfum de Mayonnaise - Yes, this is a real product!!

If you have ever lived in the Denver, Colorado area, you know what to expect when you’re on I-70 near the Purina dog food plant. It smells! So why are people suing the company that’s been in the same spot since the 1930s?

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Ep. 603 | Big Australian fails | Feces face mask Aug 12, 2024

Brazilian model Débora Peixoto uses her own feces as skin care by smearing it on her face. Tesla halts orders for $61,000 Cyber Truck, the cheapest version now is $100,000. An Australian sex-ed group mistakenly doles out ultrasound probe covers thinking they're condoms… for 6 months!! Also in Australia, a man lit his car on fire trying to kill a spider. A Russian chess player is accused of poisoning her opponent with mercury. Recapping the Olympics in Paris ends with a disappointing stunt by Tom Cruise.

Ep. 602 | Husband has to pay wife to bang | Snoop's big money at Olympics Aug 08, 2024

Snoop Dogg is getting paid $500k a day plus expenses, to have fun and make goofy videos for the Olympics. I have mixed emotions as team USA takes on team Serbia. Why? Because Denver Nuggets star Nikola Jokic is on Serbia… and he’s amazing! Multiple d-bag men have proposed to their Olympic girlfriends after the ladies won medals. A man in Taiwan filed for divorce from his wife after she demanded he pay for sex — on account of him being overweight and bad in bed. 18-24 year olds are opting to smell awful. Fashion house Dolce & Gabbana has launched a new alcohol-free perfume for dogs called ‘Fefé’. Why I do what I do.

Ep. 601 | All beans and a little frank | Don't eat that Aug 07, 2024

Adam Peaty, a British swimmer, claimed that he heard from a guy that they found "worms in the fish” on the Olympic dinner table. The French Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati who missed out on a medal due to his junk hitting the pole, was offered $250k from an adult film company. The Arizona Cardinals (NFL) will be selling a cotton candy burrito at their home games this season. An Austrian Catholic church was busted for making meth. Deadpool and Wolverine used the ‘F’ word a lot. More on the Algerian boxer nonsense that seems to be originating from the Russians.

Ep. 600 | Orgy etiquette | Fast-food nonsense Aug 06, 2024

Italian gold medal-winning swimmer Thomas Ceccon sleeping next to park bench. He complained about the lack of A/C and noise inside the athletes village. McDonald's employee sentenced to prison for setting fire in a dumpster because restaurant was too crowded. California fast-food workers want to go from $20 to $20.70… meanwhile a bunch of restaurants around the state have closed due to the increased labor costs. Adam West and Frank Gorshin were once both kicked out of an orgy because they refused to stop acting like Batman and the Riddler during it. Dildo racing us a thing in Dallas. Why Bo Nix needs to be the guy for the Denver.

Ep. 599 | Russia behind Olympic scandal | Deadpool and Wolverine review Aug 05, 2024

Allegations that Algerian boxer Imane Khelif is a man fighting in women’s boxing has originated from the Russian run IBA. And now, the IBA alleges that a woman from Taiwan is also fighting with the XY chromosomes. I explain how the International Olympic Committee broke ties with the IBA back in 2019 due to shady behavior. A dude lost at pole vaulting due to his bulge. Tom Cruise will be closing out the Olympics in dramatic fashion. I give you my review of ‘Deadpool and Wolverine’. And yes, there’s spoilers, so be cautious.

Ep. 598 | Kelce bros big money pod | Trading cards scam Aug 01, 2024

Kelce brothers (Travis and Jason) are seeking $100 million for their ‘New Heights’ podcast. Is this the Taylor Swift effect? Guy who got Terrell Davis banned from United Airlines has been fired according to TMZ. The triathlon took place in the Paris Olympics despite health concerns. Guess they heard me talk about finding the turds in the water and thought that might bring more entertainment. A woman in New Zealand called police after discovering what she thought was a headless body on a beach, which turned out to be a sex doll. Cambridge Dictionary added some new Gen Z slang. Random facts from @Factsofw0rld on X. Outrunning a bear, octopus out the bum, and something that will question your sanity. A company is using a CT scan to x-ray sealed packs of trading cards.

Ep. 597 | Terrell Davis banned by United | Olympics hit a snag Jul 31, 2024

Kids were disappointed we bought mashed potatoes in a bag - They were looking down on us for it. Australian swimmer Ariarne Titmus is being blown up for complaining about her living conditions. Snoop Dogg continues to crush it at the Paris Olympics. Triathlon has been postponed due water quality concerns. Denver Broncos hall of famer Terrell Davis has been banned from flying on United Airlines. Rob Schneider continues to be a little ball of hate.

Ep. 596 | Colorado's bad drivers | MCU and Star Wars nerds are happy Jul 30, 2024

I met a cantaloupe pusher. Robert Downey Jr. is coming back as the MCU’s Doctor Doom. If anyone can do it, it’s RDJ. Carrie Fisher's 'Star Wars' gold bikini auctioned for $175,000. Collection of 163 unique bedpans failed to sell at auction. ASK COWBOY: I'm in my 40s and never worked — how do I start? The most aggressive drivers in the United States are from Colorado, Oklahoma, California, Missouri, Utah, Mississippi, New York, and a few others. I give you the top 10 list via Forbes.

Ep. 595 | Olympics of shame? Jul 29, 2024

I give you a Paris Olympics Update. While Gojira played from a historic building, headless Marie Antoinettes danced along. A man with his blue bits and pieces hanging out sang while on a table that may have been mocking the Last Supper. Some say it was a tribute to the origin of the Olympics and Greek mythology. Bob the cap-catcher made an appearance - the lifeguard at the Olympics. Play-by-play announcer Bob Ballard was removed from Eurosport's Olympics coverage after sexist comment. But was it? Snoop Dogg and Mike Tirico are crushing the Olympics. (Thanks to NBC Sports for the audio) And I may be watching the Olympics wrong.

Ep. 594 | Red flags for parenting, dating, soap making, and interning Jul 25, 2024

I’m worried that Deadpool and Wolverine might be overhyped. A man was tired of seagulls stealing his daughter’s french fries, so he took matters into his own hands. A news study says women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more than men. Someone made soap from their own fat, just like in Fight Club. She got matching tattoos with a vacation fling, then he ghosted her for being clingy. Southwest Airlines will soon be getting rid of assigned seating. I share some of my bad intern stories for National Intern Day.

Ep. 593 | Yellowstone erupts | Workforce about to fall Jul 24, 2024

Salt Lake City will officially host the 2034 Winter Olympics.
Paris Olympics just got their shipment of creepy condoms.
Living in NYC as a couple, might mean you have to sleep in bunk beds.
A Nigerian man twerks for 3 hours, 30 minutes to break a world record.
A troubling number of people ranging from 18 to 60+ would rather pursue an influencer job than a standard career.
Is there room for concern? Biscuit Basin erupted unexpectedly, shooting stream and debris into the air. This is just a few miles of Old Faithful in Yellowstone. But is that a sign that the super volcano is set to erupt?
And the Denver Broncos kicked off their training camp.

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Ep. 592 | Bitten by the king's horse | NFL needs 18 games Jul 23, 2024

I saw a Cyber Truck… They are weird AF. The Wienermobile crashed just outside of the Chicago area. People are copycatting Elton John by peeing in the shoe store in France. Tourist collapses after being bitten by King’s Guard horse while taking photo. Stegosaurus fossil found near the Utah/Colorado border went for nearly $45M at auction. Shattered salsa jar causes $20K in damages at Massachusetts pool. Dragonflies can inhale water through a long tube at the tip of their anus and save it. Later, if they need to, they can shoot the water out of their anus to make them fly faster. In Oklahoma it's illegal to get a bear drunk and then wrestle it. Will/should the NFL add another regular season game?

Ep. 591 | Eating poo on Naked and Afraid | Hypocrisy of women Jul 22, 2024

Australian field hockey player Matt Dawson broke his ring finger prior to the Paris Olympics. So it was either wait for it to heal and miss the Olympics or get it cut off and play. So he got it cut off. Another example of how soft basketball and soccer players are. Naked and Afraid contestants ate seeds out of elephant poop. A return of the Fear Factor days with Joe Rogan. ‘Cocaine sharks’ found in waters off Brazil. Much like Cocaine Bear, both sound scary, but in reality, it’s more sad than anything. Apparently men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women. But how often do women stare at men? If you’re single and win the lottery, you shouldn't get married. Biden steps aside and Kamala Harris is set to run for president ... Now enters in the sexist and racist people.

Ep. 590 | Bang buckets Jul 18, 2024

Costco has an end of times emergency food bucket. Right now, it’s $79. Makes 150 meals. That’s $.53 per meal! That’s great before Armageddon. Alien Romulus came out with a popcorn bucket that rivals the Dune two bucket. Home Depot is already selling their 12 foot giant skeletons. More people wanking in public. Man in Upstate New York was on his electric scooter at his local Walmart, then started to crank one out.

Ep. 589 | Fangs, spray on shoes, and fake sweat on shirts Jul 17, 2024

You can buy a shirt (LGN) that looks like you’ve been sweating for $350! Machine Gun Kelly was on Instagram showing off his new tooth gems, and fangs. Hellen Obiri, the Kenyan distance runner and two-time Olympic silver medalist, will make history at the 2024 Paris Olympics by wearing Cloudboom Strike LS is spray-on footwear. Ingrid Andress: I was drunk during the Home Run Derby anthem, going to rehab. United Airlines came out with an apology to Terrell Davis, his family, and the other passengers.

Ep. 588 | Worst national anthem ever | Terrell Davis falsely arrested on airplane Jul 16, 2024

Singing at the MLB home run derby, Ingrid Andress may have performed the worst national anthem ever. Frugal couple serves instant ramen at their wedding reception. After promising chicken and fish. What would happen if I ran into bigfoot. Man unicycles the length of Ireland in 5 days, 5 hours, 23 minutes. A man peed in the aisle of an airplane. Hall of Famer, former Denver Broncos running back, Terrell Davis was arrested after a flight attendant wrongfully accused him of assault. Grandparents and grandparents are spending kids' inheritance money — entitled Gen Zers shouldn't expect anything.

Ep. 587 | Whole lot of WTF Jul 15, 2024

For fun in this episode, play the game 'guess when the edible kicked in'. Anyway... Onesie-wearing man named ‘Mr. Pancake’ caught hiding stolen hamsters in pants, police in Ohio say. Five people in a vehicle drove into a hot spring in Yellowstone Park. Based on a new study, 43% of Americans would rather watch a movie with their dog than their partner. A company came forward to help Elton John after his public urination incident. The greatest comedic soundbite EVER comes from Philadelphia after a man ejaculated on a woman’s leg. My reaction to the Donald Trump attempted assassination, and how some in the media are eating it up.

Ep. 586 | Stop Boeing before it's too late | Olympic food layout is impressive Jul 11, 2024

Creepy dolls need to be banished. Joey Chestnut would be a horrible dinner guest. Nick Wehry allegedly cheated to get to the finals of the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest. Two burgers is better for you than a burger and fries. Behind the scenes of the Paris Olympics explains the insanity of the food situation. WTF, Boeing?! Now, they've got wheels falling off their planes!

Ep. 585 | Fluids and stuff Jul 10, 2024

Sir Elton John peed in a bottle while shopping at a store in France. Boardman, Ohio - a man allegedly decided to urinate on a case full of deli sandwiches!! An influencer talked about using her boyfriend’s semen as a facial cleanser. Some celebrities have been rumored to do similar things, including Jennifer Anniston who allegedly used salmon sperm on her face. Wycross, Georgia - Rodeo Mexican restaurant - A man decided to buy his lady a margarita, then he pulled out a funnel and tried to pour said booze down/up her butt. Scientists are talking about what happens to a man and woman’s body if they stop having sex. Let’s just say ‘40 Year Old Virgin’ misguiding us. Denver is getting ready for a massive heat wave.

Ep. 584 | Biting a snake after it bit you | How bigfoot could be real Jul 09, 2024

I let my son watch Talladega Nights, and he loved it!! Also, Tropic Thunder is one of the greatest comedies of all-time. A railroad worker in India was bit by a snake, so he bit it back and killed the snake. The CHAPEA crew with NASA spent just over a year pretending to be on Mars in a large simulated environment in Texas. Now, they have to get back to normal. Some teenagers in the Kisatchie National Forest in Louisiana - 100 miles North of Baton Rouge - claimed to have encountered a bigfoot. I explain one of the few ways you can claim bigfoot is real. Why are so many saying rookie QB, Bo Nix, is going to be another bust for the Denver Broncos? Driverless vehicle in Phoenix, Arizona was pulled over by the police for driving the wrong direction.

Ep. 583 | LeBron James ruined his son's career | Influencer disrupts flight to dance Jul 07, 2024

IndiGo passenger made a dance reel during flight. Since being shared, the Instagram reel has amassed over 1.6 million views and 16,000 likes. We couldn’t afford a $30K NYC wedding reception — so we had one on the L train instead. Thai teacher caught live streaming under skirt while teaching. Boyfriend packs ridiculous overnight bag — including a whistle — for pregnant girlfriend’s hospital delivery stay. - make-up bag, shower gel, a Dyson hair dryer, three toothbrushes, two “going out” dresses, hair gel, and a whistle. LeBron James screwed over his son Bronny by getting him drafted by the Lakers.

Ep. 582 | Hug a cow | I hate fireworks | Gen Z gets news from Tiktok Jul 04, 2024

It's the 4th of July, and I hate fireworks! Luvin Arms Animal Sanctuary in Erie, Colorado, and they have a cow cuddle experience. Madison Mallards will pay tribute to their hometown icon, Chris Farley. They’ll be dressed as his iconic character, Matt Foley. Google did a study and found that Gen Z prefers to get its news from Tiktok and other social media platforms. Illinois passed a bill that specifically states that children under the age of 16 should receive 15% of an influencer’s gross earnings if they appear in at least 30% of monetized content online.

Ep. 581 | Human brain cell powered robot | How to shave your junk Jul 03, 2024

Researchers at Tianjin University in China built a robot that is controlled by human brain cells. People started fighting at the base of Mt. Everest after arguing about the best place to take a selfie. Grad student suffers severe burns after using hair removal cream on his genitals to spice up his sex life. Despite what others may say, it’s fine to be single, as well as not to have children. Could you poo in front of a large group of people? What should you do if you have a nice, but sexist boss?

Ep. 580 | UFO over Red Rocks | Manure truck exploded on neighborhood Jul 02, 2024

I'm the king of the lemonade stand. A manure truck crashed in Connecticut and spewed liquid feces all over multiple homes and yards. Another mysterious monolith was found, this time in Ft. Collins, Colorado. Cleveland Guardians minor league team installed high-end toilet seats for fans to watch the game. Which is another reason why minor-league baseball is better than the majors. Dozens of employees witnessed a UFO while cleaning up after a concert at Red Rocks Amphitheater in early June. Are we on the verge of something huge when it comes to UFO / UAP?

Ep. 579 | Belichick dates them young | Hawk Tuay | Future of prisons is wild Jun 30, 2024

The ladies have side-boob shirts - now, it’s time for the guys to have a shot at glory. Al Michaels’ voice will be used via AI for the Paris Olympics. Someone bought a lottery ticket at DIA, and won $150k, but never claimed it. Now it’s expired! Does England really have bad food? Reaction to the viral sensation that is ‘Hawk Tuay’ girl. The future of prisons may take a dramatic turn thanks to a company called ‘Cognify’. They implant new memories in the prisoners brain. Mark Schlereth ripped Bill Belichick for dating Jordon Hudson who is 48 years younger.

Ep. 578 | Why airlines double-book | Irish man dominates Mr. Potato Head Jun 27, 2024

RAPID-FIRE through the headlines! Passenger refuses to deplane after getting double-booked. I drank my bestie's breast milk because it was on my bucket list. What kind of twisted list is that? Woman sues her boyfriend after he decides not to take her to the airport. A 20-year-old Northern Ireland man broke a Guinness World Record by assembling a Mr. Potato Head toy in 5.15 seconds. Enjoy not dating, sir. Woman in Japan is suspected of violating traffic law for riding an electric suitcase on the sidewalk - which reminded me of when Alfred Williams rode a motorized cooler around our old office. Influencer was contacted by 5,000 single men after posting a boyfriend application, then she rejected them all. Colorado issues $40 million in toll-weaving tickets in the past 9 months.

Ep. 577 | Snoop takes on the Olympics | Chiefs ruined Christmas in June Jun 26, 2024

Snoop Dogg is taking over the broadcast for the Paris Olympics. Wait, is Snoop the new Betty White?

Less than an hour before her semifinal at U.S. track trials, 400-meter runner Kendall Ellis was trapped in a porta-potty, banging on the door, screaming for someone to let her out.

Ariana Grande made her way into my show, again. Classic. She was on Podcrushed, and was talking about wanting to have dinner with Jeffery Dahmer.

The Kansas City Chiefs are teaming up with the Hallmark channel, and are making a Christmas movie called "Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story".

A Florida man sneezed and his intestines fell out of his body while at a restaurant.

Playing the 9-9-9 game at the ballpark: 9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hotdogs. A professional eater tells me how it can be done with ease.

Ep. 576 | Amusement park of chaos | Date with a blowup doll Jun 25, 2024

A ride at an amusement park in Portland, Oregon malfunctioned and caused people to be stuck upside down for 30 minutes. The riders were puking, crying, and thinking they were going to die. What the park did to try and make things right, may backfire.

Brooklyn, New York was the center of tragedy when DOT truck hit a jaywalker. Then to make things worse, it was a former mobster.

A waitress was fired for posting a picture of a customer on a date with a blowup doll.

Ashton Kutcher warns of A.I. taking over.

Society is filled with self-centered individuals who are oblivious of their impact on others around them.

Ep. 575 | Golden Corral baby | Spaceballs 2 is officially in the works Jun 24, 2024

Smoking or non in a restaurant is an odd thing to explain to my kids. I explained the meaning of ‘Lot Lizard’. Hey, I’m an educator. Woman unexpectedly gives birth (cryptic pregnancy) at Golden Corral in Arkansas, names baby after restaurant. Ariana Grande freaked people out after changing her voice during an interview with the podcast, Podcrushed. Spaceballs 2 is officially in the works with Mel Brooks and Josh Gad. Ohio Supreme Court reinstates lawyer who pooped in Pringles can. McDonald’s had AI in 100 stores in the United States, and it ended poorly, but humorous.

Ep. 574 | Aliens, Chinese sexbots, and solicitors Jun 20, 2024

Solicitors on the phone or at my door - I can't stand you. China has AI sexbots, and in the near future, those bots may take your job. Annie Knight - Slept with 300 people last year - said, I’m sleeping with 600 people this year. Aliens may be living among humans on earth, Harvard researchers claim. More people should be punched in the face.

Ep. 573 | Downside of face tattoos | How-to get kicked off a plane Jun 19, 2024

Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathroom to show off skin care for TikTok followers. The Denver Nuggets would have beaten the Boston Celtics.

Ep. 572 | Creepy dudes at the pool | Death by poop Jun 18, 2024

Thanks to my kids, I was the creepy guy at the pool.
Two New York men died after falling into a manure tanker. But the story has another dramatic twist.
A psychic medium has claimed that her nights out are being ruined by spirits, but not the ones you'd buy at a bar.
A sexy 33 year old virgin explains her list of demands in order to have sex with a guy.
We continue to rip-off Dear Abby with Ask Cowboy.
And spitting in a cup and finding out your ancestry is a double edged sword.

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Ep. 571 | Angry barista smashes windshield | Nudists connection to obesity meds Jun 17, 2024

Angry barista smashes windshield | Nudists connection to obesity meds
Fed-up barista smashes angry customer's windshield.
Crocodile that lunged at children is shot and cooked for local residents in northern Australia.
Nudism plummets and obesity drugs run wild.
Wll Ferrell wants to be PEOPLE'S Sexiest Man Alive.
Actor Theo James had a date poop in his tube.
Awkward TV moment has anchors reason for being terminated being addressed.

Ep. 570 | Shamed wieners | Bo Nix must start game 1 for Broncos Jun 13, 2024

Joey Chestnut won’t be able to compete in Nathan’s hotdog eating contest due to signing a deal with Impossible Foods, a vegan meat company. A woman quit her 9-to-5 job to become a professional sex toy tester. I explain the big negative. African elephants call each other by unique names, new study shows. Also, crows are not to be messed with. Man thinks he's spotted Michael Jackson in cake. When I die I will come back on a food item. Will it be a disappointment if the Denver Broncos don't start Bo Nix in game one of the season? I let people know how to win Father's Day.

Ep. 569 | Hobby Horse ride or die | Utah's crap hockey names Jun 12, 2024

Hobby Horse rider tries to defend her sport, which leads me to go off the rails. Japanese researchers are moving a promising, tooth-regrowing medicine into human trials. Electric spoon that makes food taste saltier goes on sale in Japan. Utah is getting a NHL team. I give you the list of finals names, plus, the ones that definitely were rejected. A teen in Colorado was arrested for stealing $20,000 worth of Legos. A man in Iceland stole a bunch of Pringles, and what he told the police will have you rolling. Hobosexual is someone who dates another just for a place to live.

Ep. 568 | Lazy cart lady | WTF? Epic Zoom fail Jun 11, 2024

Former Mayor in Brazil joined Zoom Call while on the toilet. China's famous Yuntai waterfall goes viral after a hiker found it was being fed by a pipe. An annoying woman went viral after she said she refuses to put her grocery cart back in the corral due to having kids. A giraffe in a Texas dru-thru safari, grabbed a kid through the sun roof. It’s annoying that the NBA Finals start so late. And Colorado is in the best time-zone for sports. The best thing A.I. has created!

Ep. 567 | My questionable interactions with Hall of Famers | Nick Cannon's balls Jun 09, 2024

I have an odd resume when it comes to interactions with sports celebrities. (Todd Helton, Mark Schlereth, and Terrell Davis) Amazon tribe gets the internet via Elon Musk’s Starlink, and immediately got addicted to porn. Fresno, California - A man saw a wolf spider in his home, so naturally he got a blow torch and chased it. Shockingly, he caught his home on fire. A pair of magnet fishing enthusiasts reeled in a muddy safe with an estimated $100,000 in it from a New York City lake. Nick Cannon has 12 kids with 6 different women, so it makes sense that Nick Cannon got his balls insured for $10 million! Angel Reese is embracing her role that’s creating a surge in the recent attention the WNBA is getting.

Ep. 566 | Mid-year review Jun 06, 2024

We’re halfway through the year and there’s been some wild things going across my news desk. Sniffing female tears reduces male aggression by 44%. Elon Musk's Neuralink - what are the pros and cons. A.I. is slowly taking over. Tipping is getting out of hand. People can’t handle the solar eclipse. Philly fans ruined $1 hotdog night after throwing them everywhere. Stupid wedding trends. Influencers are jacking up the work force and everyone around them. And I show how bad I am at pronouncing names.

Ep. 565 | Chaos at work | My haunted history Jun 05, 2024

We go a little old school and talk about the crazy things that have happened to me at work. Almost being stabbed by my manager. Grass staining a banana suit. And more Also, some listeners asked if I could talk more about some of my crazy ghost experiences. Especially the ones I haven’t talked about before.

Ep. 564 | NFL may change OTAs | NFL broadcaster chewed out Denver radio host Jun 04, 2024

An alligator is missing after a local petting zoo brought it to Kansas City school. The NFLPA is looking to change up Organized Team Activities. I share the story of the NFL broadcaster who chewed out Denver radio host off the air. Amazon Fresh joins Walmart and Target in correcting pricing, by slashing costs on 4,000 items. Cracker Barrel to hike prices after sales drop, CEO admits chain ‘just not as relevant’. I explain why their sales dropped, even if they won’t admit it.

Ep. 563 | Ask Cowboy | Star Wars in real life Jun 03, 2024

Seniors in nursing homes should have sex if they want to, researchers say. A 2-year-old artist is selling his paintings for as much as $7,000. Scientists discover real-life Star Wars 'Death Star' black holes that spin around, shoot planet-killing beams. Cowboy DeHuff has a new segment - Ask Cowboy... he stole questions from 'Dear Abby' Dear Cowboy: I've been dating my boyfriend for 6 years and he hasn't proposed Dear Cowboy: My girlfriend wants to be in a wedding with her ex, I'm furious. Dear Cowboy: I haven't seen my friend in a decade, do I have to send his son a graduation gift? Dear Cowboy: I think my husband is poisoning me. The Mailbag asks if the Denver Broncos should move their stadium. And people are upset with draft experts and the scams they play on the public.

Ep. 562 | Feces balloons hit South Korea | Dumb criminal May 30, 2024

North Korea flew 260 feces-filled balloons across the border to South Korea. Hey, at least Biden or Trump haven’t done that to Canada or Mexico. Holes have been found in huge black screen put up to stop tourists from taking photos of Mount Fuji in Japan. If you have a suspended driver’s license, don’t hop on a Zoom court call - late - while driving your car. This goes under the “dumb criminal” category via Michigan. I once got fired over email at iHeart radio. Kim Kardashian and Kanye’s daughter was thrown to the wolves after her performance in the Lion King.

Ep. 561 | They ate their Nana's ashes | Chipotle portion control pressure May 29, 2024

An Australian woman called into the Fifi, Fev & Nick show and admitted that she ate her Nan’s ashes, and fed them to her unknowing brother. She said it was a prank. Influencers are claiming Chipotle is overcompensating their portions due to social pressure. I call B.S. The Mexican government says the arm of a 19th century mummy came off after mishandling by museum staff. San Diego police officer Anthony Hair resigns after locking himself in the backseat with a female detainee. A man who allegedly ran naked down the aisle of a plane in the middle of a flight has been arrested.

Ep. 560 | Florida sucks | Google's AI problem May 28, 2024

Where do you think the shark attack capital of the world is? Hint: It’s in the United States. All this shark talk got me thinking about my time in shark infested waters in Australia. Nicki Minaj made her way into this show for the second episode in a row. This time it’s about signing boobs. Cooper's Hill in Gloucestershire is the sight for the annual cheese race, which would end me if I tried it. Google has a big problem with its AI after they discovered the search engine was prompting people to do dangerous things, LIKE EATING ROCKS! Ohio Billionaire Larry Connor will take a $20M sub down to the Titanic wreck site to prove the industry is safer after the OceanGate incident.

Ep. 559 | Time to get offended May 27, 2024

Things got crazy at Florida Catholic church, after a priest bit a woman. Nicki Minaj detained in the Netherlands for ‘soft drug’ possession, according to police. Americans hardly use the word 'please'. Another planet has been discovered that may support human life, but there's one problem. Young people in Toronto are logging onto their jobs from a local Chuck E. Cheese. Picky traveler pays $400 to bring a snack-filled suitcase, plus, a George Foreman Grill on vacation. Nude weddings in Italy - hard pass. A financial dominatrix has revealed how a man paid her almost $2,500 for a pedicure but as part of the deal she had to send her toe nail clippings to his home.

Ep. 558 | Hulu's Virgin Island | Learning from Bo Nix | Random facts May 23, 2024

A McDonald's employee in Booval, a suburb of Brisbane, Australia, dried her mop under the heat lamp... over the fries! Hulu, a Disney owned company, is coming out with a show called ‘Virgin Island’. I explain what can go wrong. Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix explains how he’s going all-in on his job. And what we can take away from that to use in our own lives. Random facts: Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people's opinions. You would need to wrap yourself in bubble wrap 39 times in order to survive a fall from six floors up. The Michelin of ‘Michelin starred’ restaurants is the same Michelin that makes tyres. They started producing the guide - and reviewing restaurants - in order to encourage people to drive more. William Morton, the father of anesthesia, first experimented on himself but kept falling asleep before he could describe the results. I give you a list of bizarre/dumb Guinness World records. And how not to support your loved one who's running a marathon.

Ep. 557 | Man banged a car | NFL comes out of the stone age May 22, 2024

A man in South Korea was caught making out and fingering a woman's pink wrapped Tesla. Cars are attractive, which reminded me of when I recorded a commercial for an adult themed vehicle (Hyundai Whore is not a real car) The woman who married a Victorian soldier ghost named Edwardo, then divorced him, now 'adopted' a possessed clown doll. Competitive eating legend Kobayashi retired, he says he no longer feels hungry. Which was revealed in the “Hack Your Health: The Secrets of Your Gut” documentary on Netflix. The NFL plans to trial an electronic system for measuring first downs during preseason games. Leftovers from the Hersey's false advertising lawsuit.

Ep. 556 | Kyle - the name of failure | De-sexualizing women's breasts May 21, 2024

Hershey faces a $5 million lawsuit over missing designs on Reese's candies from disappointed consumers. Postal worker in Ohio was caught racing a Mustang in a USPS van, hitting 105 mph in a 60 mph zone. Vermont University gave a cat an honorary degree for some dumb reason. 706 people named Kyle failed at attempting to achieve a Guinness World record in Texas. Flights to Berlin are about to skyrocket after allowing women to go topless at pools. Would it be possible to de-sexualize women’s breasts?

Ep. 555 | Mark Schlereth talks Bo Nix, OnlyFans, bad food, ghosts, and more May 20, 2024

I traveled to the 104.3 The Fan studios to sit down with 3 time Super Bowl champion, former Denver Bronco, podcaster, and radio host - Mark Schlereth! I caught Mark up on the latest current events like the OnlyFans model who shut down the New York - Dublin portal. Why a diet filled with variety is good for your mental health, unless it's an amputated leg. The awkwardness of attending an orgy. His thoughts on the Denver broncos new QB, Bo Nix. Mark shared a ghost story from his college days. And what made the Schlereth and Evans show so good back in day.

Ep. 554 | Lil' Wayne took jab at Jokic | APPLE has your dirty pics May 16, 2024

The latest Apple update iOS 17.5 is causing long-sense deleted photos to pop back up on users' photos. Lil' Wayne doesn't like the way Nikola Jokic looks when he plays. Mega Millions winner sued by family for not sharing $1.35B prize. NFL teams announced their 2024 regular season schedules via video on social media.... and the Denver Broncos may have had the worst one, and it included Lewis Hamilton. The Mailbag is jam packed!! I believe everything I read. What is the worst place to poop in public that's a designated bathroom? Unheard funny stories from my time working with Mark Schlereth and Mike Evans at 104.3 The Fan. Is it just me or is t-ball miserable to watch I am crossing the games off the calendar.. Each x gives me joy. Holy shit it's hard to watch kids picking dandelions. Any truth to the rumors that you will be joining the Altitude morning show? Will Bo Nix be the savior for the Denver Broncos?

Ep. 553 | No-sex olympics | Are you a psychopath | Fast-food inflation May 15, 2024

Anti-sex' beds have arrived at the Paris Olympics. New research has found that people who commonly text and drive, as well as drivers with deliberately loud cars, are associated with psychopathic behavior. The mailbag asks me about the coolest things I’ve done thanks to the media. And the top celebrities I’ve met. Finance Buzz came out with an article that shows outrageous fast food inflation.

Ep. 552 | OnlyFans model shutdown Dublin-New York portal | Miss USA drama May 14, 2024

Misuse from an OnlyFans model and others leads to the temporary shutdown of the Dublin-New York portal. After Miss Teen USA stepped down, the runner-up says she doesn’t want the crown either. Another dumb Guiness World record - Man inserts 243 thumbtacks into a cork board in one minute. Red Lobster is closing a bunch of restaurants… close to 60. Including 3 here in Colorado. I explain how they could fix their business plan. Student Driver stickers are out of control. #listen #listenable #funnynews #podcast #news #food #foodie #OnlyFans #comedy #comedypodcast

Ep. 551 | Nuggets refuse to give-up | Wedding interrupted by woman dressed as cat May 13, 2024

A woman on a Southwest airlines flight decided to try and take a nap in the overhead bin. Would you skydive at 106 years old? Well, a man did that and broke a Guinness World record. Which reminded me of when I was a bull rider... for a day. A wedding was interrupted by a woman dressed as a cat, and I think that would have been a great thing to attend. There are roughly seven people in the world who look exactly like you and there is a 9 percent chance you will run into one of them in your lifetime. Mailbag: David - Has your opinion changed on who is most likely to win their respective series after this past weekend? The Dam Grill - When tying your shoelaces do you start with the right or left shoelace over the top? Keg - Colorado is the third most dangerous state in the U.S. Denver is cracking down on illegal street vendors - for a very good reason.

Ep. 550 | Shaq disses Jokic | I hate camping May 09, 2024

Nikola Jokic won his third MVP and Shaq disrespected the Joker on the air. Dublin and New York are now connected - via a visual bridge/portal. Plus, random facts from the listeners. Also, I hate camping.

Ep. 549 | Colorado law with a major flaw | The new jacked-up workforce May 08, 2024

I give you a list of Mother’s Day don’ts. Colorado’s new cell phone law has a major flaw. The “world’s largest” plant designed to suck planet-heating pollution out of the atmosphere like a giant vacuum began operating in Iceland. Jamal Murry didn’t get suspended… but was fined $100k. Avalanche beat the Stars in Dallas. The Broncos cut a QB. How has the workforce changed because of COVID? How much has 'woke culture' messed with it?

Ep. 548 | Nuggets need to embrace the suck | Fake animals at China zoo May 07, 2024

A zoo in China has been called out for painting dogs to make them look like panda bears. A grocery store in Texas broke a Guinness World Record by gathering more than 311,000 avocados into a single display. The Met Gala is going on… aka rich dicks wearing expensive and ridiculous clothes. A woman caused havoc in Boston after chaotically driving her car around town, then bursting through the gates at Fenway Park… and trying to drive on the field. The Denver Nuggets are getting worked over by the Minnesota Timberwolves. To make things worse, Jamal Murray made a childish mistake by throwing a heat pack onto the court during the game.

Ep. 547 | Tom Brady got roasted | Don't trust a psychic May 06, 2024

My weird weekend involved a poop smoothie and being bit in the sack. Tom Brady got roasted and couldn't handle it at first. TSA ound snakes in a dude's pants. Ohio had a string of found money. Would you turn in lost cash? A psychic lied about a man cheating on his girlfriend, so she broke up with him. And there's concern revolving around the Nuggets.

Ep. 546 | Influencers are screwing the world and themselves May 02, 2024

I had an awkward interaction with a solicitor. More than half of Gen Zers want to be full time influencers. Influencer jumps into the Brooklyn Half Marathon, then brags about pace.. Racers get furious!! Reddit: I accepted a free first-class upgrade and left my brother behind, my family is shunning me. No, Grandma, that's not Robert De Nero talking to you online. Emotional support alligator goes missing. Southwest Airlines is set to make some big changes. Will restaurants eventually lower their costs and upgrade their customer service? Who will be the Denver Broncos starting quarterback to start the season?

Ep. 545 | Dwayne Johnson sucks | Stealing from work May 01, 2024

A new trend for work from home employees is taking a vacation, not telling your boss, and still getting your job done. Asteroid hunters spot 27,500 overlooked near-Earth asteroids, which is more than were discovered by all of the world’s telescopes last year. Bark Air, a new luxury airline for dogs, will launch its first flights this month. Via Reddit: “I fessed up to cheating on my expenses and got fired — is this fair?” Dwayne Johnson has a problem with showing up to a movie set on time, and leaving his pee bottles everywhere.

Ep. 544 | LeBron has no class | BBQ perfume Apr 30, 2024

In Florida, an 85-year-old victim alleges a prostitute carjacked him after sex. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered to watch man in an orange mask eat an entire jar of cheese balls. Kentucky Fried Chicken is now in the perfume business. A man is spending $400 a month on a billboard that is soliciting love. New condoms can be rolled on pre-erection — two hours before sex. What’s up with LeBron James not shaking hands after they got eliminated by the Nuggets?

Ep. 543 | Time blindness - lazy excuse | NFL approves guardian caps for games Apr 29, 2024

Harvard University says men should be masterbating more to combat cancer. You can buy jeans that look like you peed in them. A Pennsylvania priest spent $40K of church money on Candy Crush, Mario Kart, Pokémon Go, and slot machine apps. A TikToker claims ‘time blindness’ is a thing and she suffers from it - that’s why she’s late. The NFL will allow Guardian Caps on helmets during the regular season to help prevent concussions. Which leads to the conversation of do athletes need to wear helmets and pads? Could they be adding to the problem? I have some answers.

FLASHBACK | Chad Brown's crazy snake stories Apr 28, 2024

NFL legend and reptile king, Chad Brown shared some crazy snake stories from Indonesia.

Ep. 542 | ChatGPT cuts out the BS | NFL draft Apr 25, 2024

We used ChatGPT as our wedding planner — it saved us $5,000.

Runner gulps down 25 glasses of wine during the London marathon: 'I was totally exhausted'.

I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga.

Utahns reunited with pet cat they accidentally shipped with Amazon return.

Milan poised to ban ice cream, pizza and more after midnight after new proposed law.

NFL draft is here!

#listen #listenable #funnynews

Ep. 541 | Kanye the porn king | Messing with cows Apr 24, 2024

According to TMZ, Kanye West is looking to start up a Yeezy Porn Studio.

Reggie Bush got his Heisman trophy back!

New research suggests that breeding dairy cows to fart less could cut down on greenhouse gasses.

Scottish woman attacked by bear in Romania after trying to take a selfie with it.

Things you definitely should prepare for: Singing the national anthem, going on a cooking show, and throwing out a first pitch.

Ep. 540 | Lakers are babies | Naked DoorDash Apr 23, 2024

A female DoorDash driver claims she was “penalized” by the food delivery company for refusing to drop off an order to a male nudist.

Mom pulled out a samurai sword after an argument with neighbors over dog poop escalated.

Medical workers in Australia ask bite victims to stop bringing snakes to hospitals. Link to the classic interview with Chad Brown - talking snakes! Click HERE!

The Denver Broncos traded for Zach Wilson, a known MILF Hunter.

Are the Lakers the biggest babies in pro sports? Well, after the Denver Nuggets beat them in game 2, Anthony Davis, LeBron James, and others sure acted like it.

And how to deal with trolls.

Ep. 539 | Movie trailers ruin movies | United let Rockies coach sit in cockpit Apr 22, 2024

The FAA is investigating why a Colorado Rockies batting coach was allowed to sit in the cockpit during a flight to Canada. Caitlin Clark will be just fine. She’s about to ink a deal with Nike - 8 years, $28 million. NBC will display the heart rates of parents during the Olympics. PepsiCo recalls sugar-free Schweppes Ginger Ale for containing 'full sugar'. The trailer for Deadpool 3 with Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, was released! I just hope they reveal too many great scenes before the movie is out in theaters. Because movie trailers tend to ruin a good movie. And the Denver Broncos showed the world their new uniforms. I like them, but a lot of fans in Broncos Country, don’t.

Ep. 538 | Workers who don't like to work | Weird items left in Ubers Apr 18, 2024

What should you do when you see a disrespectful youth baseball coach?

Red Lobster is about to be a thing of the past.

Uber released their most unique items left behind.

What’s the worst wedding gift ever? How about a paperweight made of glued toenails.

When you don’t need to buy your friends a wedding gift.

New Target worker complains how she’s forced to close the entire store by herself (but not really) after the manager leaves: ‘Only been here 2 months’.

TJ Maxx applicant in disbelief after learning of $12 minimum wage: 'Not taking that f--king job'.

Ep. 537 | Why WNBA players don't make as much as NBA | Milking a sheep Apr 17, 2024

Axe body spray calms down angry farm animals. Who the hell steals a goose? NASA confirms space station debris hit a Florida man's home. Fast walkers tend to not be as happy as slow walkers. The truth is in the numbers - Why players like Caitlin Clark don't make as much money as NBA players. A woman in Brazil wheeled in her dead uncle to a bank and tried to withdraw money.

Ep. 536 | Women's sports uniforms are too sexual | AI and your boss Apr 16, 2024

Team USA has a uniform issue for the women's track and field. They're extremely revealing.
A man snapped his penis while he was sleeping. Now I have a new fear!
The world's first AI beauty pageant is right around the corner.
New security cameras can open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds, with "ultra high precision."
“Holistic health advocate Deepak Chopra, 77, is one of several people who have digitally “cloned” themselves to do their work for them. Chopra’s lifelike-AI fills in on Zoom calls”? Imagine if your boss did this.

Ep. 535 | NASA may look for Loch Ness Monster | Fart love Apr 15, 2024

Connery DeHuff chimes in on some the stories today. Summer is here and I was blind sided by a mixture of beauty and the stench of evil. NASA called upon to assist in looking for Nessie… aka, the Lock Ness Monster, in Scotland! A high school student has reportedly been arrested after sending a fax pretending to be the principal resigning. Science says couples who fart together, are happier. The best store name in the world is in Japan!

Ep. 534 | OJ Simpson died | I could be a CIA super agent Apr 11, 2024

Alleged murderer, OJ Simpson died, and most people aren't saddened by the news. We hear from comedy legend Norm MacDonald from his time at SNL, making OJ jokes.
German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting. I bet it sucked.
The CIA wants to hire super-fit agents, and the requirements are nothing to be impressed by. Apparently, I could be a super agent.
The owner of a Kansas bakery is asking customers to eat their cookies carefully after she lost the $4,000 diamond from her ring in the dough..
A Polish priest is thrown in jail after he threw an orgy where a male prostitute died after he overdosed on erectile dysfunction pills. This leads me to a new Disney movie idea.

Ep. 533 | All balls - on TV | Another Boeing whistleblower Apr 10, 2024

A Mexican TV news station accidentally showed testicles instead of pictures of the solar eclipse.

AMC theaters Executive has regrets making the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. But I want them to keep making bangable popcorn buckets!

Actress Tori Spelling said she can only poop if her son is in the room. Yeah, that's not normal.

After two weeks of wear a pair of jeans will have grown a 1,000-strong colony of bacteria on the front, 1,500–2,500 on the back and 10,000 on the crotch.

The average gym dumbbell has around 362 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.

There are multiple reasons to go on a road-trip.

Another Boeing whistleblower came forward. How soon till someone finds him in a ditch?

Ep. 532 | Fear the monkey Apr 09, 2024

Google searches for “eyes hurt” spiked in the United States during the solar eclipse. And not many people should be shocked by that news.

Scientists accidentally made a mouse grow legs where his genitals are supposed to be. If that happened to a human, they'd have a gig in porn.

We learn some horrifying facts about primates from Michelea_Amanda on TikTok.

A dog dropped a deuce in the aisle of a United Airlines plane, and forced the plane to divert.

A passenger has been fined for urinating in a cup during a delay in deplaning after landing at Sydney Airport in Australia. Surprise - he was drunk.

One in five Americans would like geneticists to re-introduce the saber toothed tiger. One in ten support the re-introduction of the Tyrannosaurus rex. Also, those people are idiots.

Ep. 531 | Eclipse madness | Wrestling livestock Apr 08, 2024

The solar eclipse is happening and conspiracies are running out of control because of it.
A man named Russ Cook has run the entire length of Africa. While most news agencies use the headline that he wanted a daiquiri after the race, I explain why that's far from the headline that should be used.
Getting a vasectomy during a New York earthquake would be interesting.
Free goats in Italy leads to me questioning what farm animals I could catch.
Apartments in Denver, Colorado had their elevator break. Now, until it's fixed, they have a man on the roof operating the elevator manually.
Should employees be forced to cover their own shifts? Or is that the job of the manager?

Welcome to our new sponsor, Jad's Mile High Smoke!

Ep. 530 | Making out with a giraffe Apr 04, 2024

Nic Cage has to be a one upper kind of guy. He claims he remembers being in the womb.
Media members accused of stealing from Air Force One by the White House.
Trash from the International Space Station (ISS) crashed into someone's home in Florida.

I'm on vacation in Phoenix, Arizona and the travel was nuts... thanks to TSA for the pat down.
I went to a tiger show at a place called Out of Africa, and I ruined the show.
And I kissed a giraffe.

#listen #listenable #funnynews

Ep. 529 | Banana fight Apr 03, 2024

Elon Musk thinks the average person won't have a hard time saving up $100k for a trip to Mars.
Optimus Gen 2 (robot) by Tesla, will cost about $20 to $25k.
A banana fight broke out at a Pittsburgh gas station.
Krispy Kreme and McDonald's are teaming up, and that's bad news for their customers.
A horrible wedding trend is sweeping the world - guests paying for the wedding.

Ep. 528 | NFL is soft as butter Apr 02, 2024

Is the NFL headed towards flag football? A woman in Cheshire England thought she was nursing a baby hedgehog, but it was far from that. The average American spends about 84 hours a year working while under the weather, according to new research. Dollar Tree is increasing some of its prices.

Ep. 527 | Bathrooms are men's fortress of solitude Apr 01, 2024

A Quebec man was sentenced to six months in jail after trying to get women to kick him in the testicles for $100. He wanted them to do it for 30 minutes!
Study says men spend as much as seven hours a year in the bathroom for peace and quiet. Superman has his ice castle, us normal guys have our version of fortress of solitude.
Research revealed that working irregular shifts for a decade can age the brain six and a half years. As someone who has done that for most of my life, yeah, it makes sense.
How a simple story about Denver being the best pizza city in the United States, points out the flaws of the dysfunctional media.

Ep. 526 | Call me Dr. Love Mar 28, 2024

An Melbourne, Australian man took a shot at his ex-girlfriend via a giant sign in front of his new Korean BBQ restaurant.

A woman’s fiancé lost her $2K wedding dress after he put it on the roof of his car and sped off.

Man: I had sex with the boss, now she’s pursuing me – what do I do?

A spiteful mother-in-law ruined a $9K gender reveal.

A woman has shared how her disgruntled boyfriend stole her toilet following their breakup.

Ep. 525 | California screwed itself Mar 27, 2024

It was announced that the DeHuff Uncensored podcast is still the number #1 comedy / funny podcast in Colorado! Via FeedSpot.
Florida will ban anyone 14 or younger from owning a social media account.
A thief in Washington state led police on an hours-long chase before getting stuck high above the ground on a telephone wire.
Woman quits nursing gig to go back to porn.
In not shocking news: California food chains are laying off thousands of workers ahead of the new minimum wage law.
Christopher McDonald told The Ken Carman Show with Anthony Lima show that there may be a Happy Gilmore 2.

Ep. 524 | Who steals a dead man's leg? A Californian Mar 26, 2024

Parents file $1.5M lawsuit after Quebec teacher is accused of selling his students' artwork online.

New York City surfer gang rides on top subway in deadly social media trend.

A man in California was arrested for stealing a dead man’s leg after an Amtrak crash.

The iconic dinner side dish that Americans used to use as toilet paper.

Who’s having a better MVP season - Nikola Jokic or Nathan MacKinnon?

Will the Denver Broncos move up in the draft to get a quarterback?

Ep. 523 | Nude at a funeral Mar 25, 2024

Woman rings into funeral by Zoom while showering and church mourners see all.
Great prank? A Cincinnati Reds fan is being outed as a man who “consumes over 20 gallons of liquid cheese in a year!”
Live 12-inch eel removed from Vietnamese man's abdomen after it slid up his anus.
Should we be concerned that Chick-fil-A won’t be using antibiotic-free chicken starting soon?
Just a reminder that I support the LBGTQ community.

Ep. 522 | Working out naked Mar 21, 2024

A couple pays their gym to allow them to workout while being naked. Is this a secret way to get fit?
Vermont State U. announces class based around music of 'Weird Al'.
Man finds England's biggest gold nugget with faulty detector after arriving an hour late to dig.
I like baseball, but I don't like-like baseball.
Society's odd fascination with step mom/sis porn. I give you my research results.
Port-a- potty of fear!

Ep. 521 | March Madness in the office | Slow baristas Mar 20, 2024

March Madness has offices across the world exposing different types of employees.
GALLUP did a study to find out what country in the happiest. Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Israel, Netherlands, Norway, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Ireland, United Kingdom, United States, Germany, and Mexico made it into the top 25. But where did they land?
A student was persuaded by his friend to get his legs amputated for a $1.3 million insurance scam wound up getting only $7,200 that he now has to return.
NYC robot barista will make you coffee in minutes — but it also asks for a tip. Also, why are so many baristas so slow?
Kids are sniffing Nutmeg.
Also, the Kool-aid man is a giant jerk.

Ep. 520 | Buc-ees comes to Colorado Mar 19, 2024

I went to the new Buc-ees in Northern Colorado. The first one in the state. Is it worth the hype? I'll say this, stoners will love it!

Paris Olympics organizers will provide 300K condoms for athletes, and they're encouraging mingling.

Ailing 750-pound alligator seized from New York home after the gentle giant would swim with kids.

An interstellar signal long believed to be proof of alien life was probably just a truck. - which is hilarious.

Video came out of Kate Middleton, but many don't believe it's her.

How are people still screwing up Zoom calls?

Ep. 519 | Royal conspiracies | Dry porn in Texas Mar 18, 2024

World's first Michelin-starred meal in space will cost $495K. The trip sounds cool, the meal does not.
Pornhub is blocking access to Texas users, and it is causing a fuss.
Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins, Colorado Safeway. NOTE TO SELF: Wash all the produce.
Wendy’s manager stole $20,000 after creating ‘ghost employee’ she clocked in and out for 128 shifts. I kind of did this once, but money was not involved.
With ALL the crazy news involving Boeing, are you still willing to fly on their planes?
What’s happening with the British royal family? Between Kate Middleton disappearing, to Russia saying King Charles died. It’s bizarre.

Ep. 518 | Bad decisions by idiots Mar 14, 2024

Colorado is being blasted by a late March snow storm, and school was canceled before a flake hit the ground.

Rapid Fire headlines:
I disinvited my friend from my Oscars party for breaking an expensive bottle of whiskey, and people are calling me entitled. - Yeah, no kidding!
I cooked salmon in my dishwasher as a joke, and the results surprised me. - Ok, but you're gross.
AI could pose ‘extinction-level’ threat to humans and the US must intervene, State Dept.-commissioned report warns. - We know! They've made movies about this, dummies.
Utah groom goes viral after wearing Apple Vision Pro headset in wedding photos. - AKA, grooms ruins wedding.
Nebraska Woman Accused Of Using Pump Glitch To Get $27K Of Gas. - And what's the big deal?
My boyfriend, 40, still talks to his teddy bear, 'Fluffy', and it creeps me out. - it should, he's probably a serial killer.

Ep. 517 | Tipping culture is out of hand Mar 13, 2024

Seems like every company is asking for tips nowadays. So, does it need to go? What happens if it did?

An entire workforce at Dollar General in Wisconsin quit at same time after being forced to work all week.

If you live in the United Kingdom, you could work at the post office in Antartica.

Dallas Seavey claimed his record 6th Iditarod crown, despite being penalized earlier in the race for gutting of a moose.

And the most likely place to meet that special someone, is on the internet.

Ep. 516 | Tyson vs Paul is a joke Mar 12, 2024

Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul is happening in July, and it’s being called a joke of a fight due to Jake Paul apparently having to wear headgear for the match. Does that even count as a real fight? I get it, I'm not a boxing expert, but if indeed that is true, that's absurd.

Bad ideas for attracting people to libraries. Well, mine could be a good idea - depends how you look at it.

A man in Wisconsin changed his name to Deez-Nuts - then got arrested for being a scumbag. I bet police love to arrest people like him.

If you want to bang a robot, some say it's because you are sexist. I say you just like to pleasure yourself to thought of Rosie the robot from the Jetsons.

Boeing whistleblower John Barnett found dead after testifying against company.

My spat with Xfinity - they just don't listen!

#Listen #listenable #comedypodcast #podcast

Ep. 515 | Animals vs humans | Lying for clicks and views Mar 11, 2024

There are way too many issues with airplanes as of late. Just this past week:

Boeing says it can't find documents on the door plug that blew off mid-air on the Alaska Airlines.
Alaska Airlines flight carrying pets arrives with cargo door open.
Indonesian flight strays off course after both pilots fell asleep.
United flight from San Francisco to Japan diverted after tire falls off during takeoff.

Two Ohio women propped up a man’s corpse in their vehicle and withdrew money from the dead man’s bank account - Weekend at Bernie's in real life!

8% of Americans think they could win in a fight against a lion, an elephant, and a gorilla.

Update on a story from last week: Long Island vegan bakery under investigation for allegedly trying to pass off Dunkin’ doughnuts as its own.

Colorado Bureau of Investigation found Yvonne Woods manipulated data in hundreds of cases over decades

Mo Hasan had 17 career pass attempts and never made a start, but the former Vanderbilt quarterback said the Italian mob knew enough about him to offer $300,000 to fix college football games.

Some Chiefs, Dolphins fans who attended record-cold playoff game now need amputations.

Russell Wilson is headed to the Steelers - Is the Russ deal the worst deal in Broncos history?

Ep. 514 | Bad ideas everywhere - Donuts to Broncos Mar 07, 2024

A Long Island vegan bakery is being accused of reselling Dunkin’ Donuts.

Want to break a Guinness World Record? A St. Louis museum is getting 314 people together to put underwear on their head to break one.

UPDATE - Iditarod musher in Alaska received a time penalty for not properly gutting moose he killed during the race.

RAPID FIRE:

I potty-trained my pet pigeon — now I treat her to NYC's finest restaurants, cool parties and Uber rides.

I'm trying to lose 5 lbs — by eating spoonfuls of sugar, drinking 5 sodas a day.

Millennials are obsessed with expensive destination weddings — and it's costing them friendships.

Canadian 'influencer dog' travels the world, lives luxurious life with 75-piece wardrobe worth $2,500

MAILBAG:

Did the Denver Broncos use Russell Wilson as a scapegoat? The Broncos also just cut Justin Simmons. Who’s next to get cut? And does Broncos Country trust George Paton and Sean Payton?

Ep. 513 | What the hell is happening Mar 06, 2024

In Anchorage, Alaska a veteran musher had to kill and gut a moose after it injured his dog shortly after the start of this year’s Iditarod. Dallas Seavey had to do the deed after the moose got tangled up with his sled and dogs.
Middle school principal in Japan was fired after stealing 47 cents worth of coffee. Now, he won’t receive his $133,000 pension. Who is right and wrong in this situation?
The new A’s $1.5 Billion stadium renderings look exactly like the Sydney Opera House in Australia!
Speaking of Australia, a Queensland high school teachers’ explicit photo calendar has been leaked, and people are freaking out.
Some of the creepy Hugh Hefner - Playboy mansion items are being sold off.
The truth about the Roadrunner and Coyote.

Ep. 512 | End of the world - Meta crashed | Naked bowling Mar 05, 2024

When Facebook and Instagram crashed, the world stopped, forcing employees to actually work and interact with people. It was chaos.
Pittsburgh area naturalists are hosting another Balls Out bowling event, where you can bowl in the nude. Cowboy DeHuff endorsed the event. But there is room for caution.
A pilot had a passenger going into labor, and he helped deliver the baby… while his copilot flew the plane.
A story came out of a man who got trapped in a plane bathroom, and the pilot came to his rescue and helped break the door down.
A man was staying at the Venetian in Las Vegas back in December, when he was stung in his testicles by a scorpion.
A University of Cambridge academic who was trapped in the bathroom of a medieval tower for seven hours said she took inspiration from MacGyver to make her escape.
Also, MacGruber with Will Forte is an under-appreciated comedy, that also stars Val Kilmer.

Ep. 511 | Wiener fight and Philly fans | Broncos and Russ break up Mar 04, 2024

The Philadelphia Phillies had to get rid of $1 hotdogs due to wiener fights in the stands.
Movie merch is getting very popular. Whether if its the dirty looking Dune bucket or the ghost trap popcorn holder for Ghostbusters, some items are really cool.
A potential helium reservoir was discovered in Minnesota, and it reminds me that we should stop using the limited gas for dumb stuff. Talking to you, birthday parties.
And the Denver Broncos and Russell Wilson are preparing to part ways. So, who will be the next Broncos QB?

Ep. 510 | I'm damaged Feb 29, 2024

An influencer named kiaraakitty - Cheng Wing Yee, is selling her farts in a jar. Just like Stephanie Matto did a few years ago.
A 26 year old Indian man ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought zinc helps in bodybuilding.
The billionaire boss of a South Korean construction company Booyoung Group is encouraging his workers to have children with a $75,000 bonus.

That Can't Be Right:
Woman is allergic to semen.
Salon prompts customers to give 90% tip on walk-in haircuts.
Someone asked - Was I wrong to not give up my airport seat for a person in a wheelchair?

And Henry Cavill will be playing a MacLeod in Highlander - but which one?

Ep. 509 | We defeated Wendy's | Grossness at Red Rocks Feb 28, 2024

Red Rocks Amphitheater removed 50 lbs of gum from the seats last year. A plane was grounded for three days after a rat was spotted mid-flight. Check your lottery tickets! A woman in Washington waited five months to check her ticket that was worth $135k. I had a weather video go viral, but the talking heads of TV missed by beautiful dance moves. And we defeated a burger giant!... maybe. Wendy's came out last night with a statement that backtracks on their alleged idea to use surge pricing.

Ep. 508 | I'm mad at Walmart, Target, and Wendy's | Caleb Williams should drop in the NFL Draft Feb 27, 2024

Why USC QB Caleb Williams should drop in the NFL Draft. KFC is now selling a chicken pizza in the United States. A candlelight vigil was held for a Hooters in West Virginia before it was demolished. Relaxing sleep affirmations can have a calming effect on the heart. Wendy’s planning Uber-style ‘surge pricing’ where burger prices fluctuate based on demand. Walmart and Target are getting rid of self-checkout lanes.

Ep. 507 | Beyonce goes country | Don't yuck my yum Feb 26, 2024

After I ate one of my daughters Dorito's, she told me she had licked the entire thing... for security reasons.
The queen of country music, Dolly Parton, endorsed Beyonce and her new single, Texas Hold 'Em, as well as her upcoming album. So many musicians cross-over to other genres: Taylor Swift, Darius Rucker, Garth Brooks, and more!
Someone removed an Arvada, Colorado couple's tree without anybody knowing.
A few commercial airliners broke the speed of sound due to a rare weather pattern.
A suspicious balloon was spotted over Colorado and Utah, and fighter jets had to investigate - again.
Teen suspended from $20,000-a-year school after soaking a group with milk during boat ride. Now, the teen is mad because he got in trouble.
Should fans be able to storm the Court or field after a big win? A Duke player was hurt the other day after a fan ran into them.
DON'T YUCK MY YUM! - What's something you enjoy but others can't stand?

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Ep. 506 | A pissed off orgy Feb 22, 2024

General Mills was urged to take plastics out of Cheerios, soup, pasta, canned corn. And it's sad that that has to be said. South Carolina woman running late damages graves after driving through cemetery. Cops in Wigan, England were caught hanging out watching Netflix, and lifting weights at a woman's home. Man demands ex-wife gives back the kidney he gave her or $1.5million. New York men are paying plastic surgeons $5k for 'almond-shaped' nipples like David Beckham's. Japan’s millennia-old ‘naked man festival’ is ending because of population decline - or guys are tired of seeing a bunch of naked dudes. And the power of an orgy. Also, big news from Mozambique, Africa! #listen #listenable #listening #entertainmentnews

Ep. 505 | Bathroom wedding | Mankini-gate update Feb 21, 2024

An Ohio couple had their wedding in a Kentucky gas station's "disco bathroom." A man in Texas… who was wearing a kilt, was arrested after surveillance video at an antique store showed him shoving items from the shelves up his butt… then placing them back on the shelves. Olympian Shane Rose not suspended after 'mankini' controversy. Scientists fear 100% fatal 'zombie deer disease'/chronic wasting disease - will mutate to infect humans. #listen #listenable #listening #entertainmentnews

Ep. 504 | Trump sneakers | Dart farter Feb 19, 2024

A man is suing mcdonald's because he ordered no cheese on his burger but still got really sick from his allergies to cheese. A dart player blames his opponent for farting during competition. Three time olympic medalists from australia may get booted from the next olympics due due to wearing skimpy clothes while on horseback. Almost half of the western United States is fine with pineapple on pizza. In Denver Colorado was voted best pizza city in the United States. Donald Teump is selling sneakers for about $400. And who's on your Hall Pass list?

Ep. 503 | He stuck what where | Gen Z lie Feb 18, 2024

A Danish man broke a Guinness World Record for sticking 68 matchsticks up his nose. Speaking of sticking things in places they don’t belong. A man in Australia severely damaged his penis by sticking button batteries up there. Allegedly, Gen Z is trying to bring back landlines. Even though the state of California is trying to get rid of the old school way of communication. A rich woman tried to order a $275 ashtray from Saks, but got a can of Tuna instead. Man mauled to death by a lion after climbing into its enclosure to take a selfie with it. #LISTEN #listenable #funnynews

Ep. 502 | Booger pizza Feb 15, 2024

Domino's Pizza in Japan had an employee allegedly pick their nose, rub it on the dough, then post the video of it on X. Maggots fell on passengers of a Delta airlines flight. Tesla Cybertrucks aren't supposed to rust, but they are. A lot of Americans suffer from poop-anxiety. Former Denver Nugget, New York Knick, and a few other teams - Carmelo Anthony is trying to stay relevant by saying he never wanted to be traded away from the Nuggets. Vic Lombardi and Marc Moser of Altitude Sports chimed in on the drama.

Ep. 501 | Just the love tip(s) Feb 14, 2024

China A.I. is taking over the dating scene, and it will comfort and damage people at the same time. Tooth Fairy inflation will screw up future adults when they’re dating. A stingray with no male companion is pregnant in her aquarium. A new segment called: That Can’t Be Right, where I fill in the rest of the story based on the headline.

Ep. 500 | Dominatrix of butter Feb 13, 2024

A British bodybuilder named Jonathan Griffiths eats a lot of butter every day, and it may be a hidden gem of diets. Air pollution is changing the way flowers smell. Someone stole a radio station tower. Dominatrix decides to be a Sunday school teacher. Dunkin Donuts ad campaign with Ben Affleck is red hot. Rod Stewert thinks Ed Sheeran's music isn't timeless. And I say thank you to all who have listened as I hit episode # 500!!

Ep. 499 | NFL did Elway wrong | G-String battle in Australia Feb 12, 2024

Recapping the Super bowl between the Chiefs and the 49ers was interesting. The national anthem could have been better, Usher's halftime show got mixed reviews, and the NFL had hall of fame quarterback for the Denver Broncos - John Elway present the Lombardi Trophy to division rival Kansas City Chiefs. WTF?! Some Apple Vision Pro buyers are upset they cant watch VR porn on the expensive device. A passenger returning from a visit to the Democratic Republic of Congo reported that the luggage contained dried fish, but an inspection at Boston Logan Airport revealed dead and dehydrated bodies of four monkeys, agents said. The traveler said he brought the monkeys into the U.S. for his own consumption. A man in Australia is trying to ban the G-String on the Gold Coast beaches. And goldfish are useless pets.

Ep. 498 | Behind the scenes of Super Bowl 58 media row Feb 09, 2024

As Super Bowl week comes to an end in Las Vegas, I recap my experience. And spill the beans on what really goes on.

Ep. 497 | Nate Jackson interview Feb 08, 2024

Former Denver Broncos tight end/wide receiver, accomplished author, all around good guy - Nate Jackson joined me. Nate and I jumped head first into conspiracy theories like alternate universes, big foot, and life after death. This is weird, but in a good way.

Ep. 496 | Nick Ferguson interview Feb 08, 2024

I spoke with former Denver Broncos, New York Jets, and Houston Texans defensive back - Nick Ferguson.
Nick spoke about his love of fashion, and how he could save me from looking not fashionable.

Plus, he talked about a great way to educate kids on the dangers of drug use. More info at www.drugfreeworld.org/mf

Ep. 495 | Ryan Harris interview Feb 08, 2024

Super Bowl champion for the Denver Broncos, and all around good person - Ryan Harris sat down with me during Super Bowl week.

Ep. 494 | Mike Pritchard interview Feb 07, 2024

I spoke with University of Colorado Hall of Famer, former Denver Broncos, Atlanta Falcon, Seattle Seahawks receiver, and amazing guy - Mike Pritchard. Pritch talked about his love of Godzilla. What it was like catching balls from John Elway. And his thoughts on the Deion Sanders era with the CU Buffs.

Ep. 493 | Super Bowl week - day 2 - I suck at gambling Feb 06, 2024

Day 2 in Vegas covering the Super Bowl, and I learned how to get free drinks while gambling. Food on radio row is not so great. Vic Lombardi got me in trouble with the NFL. I saw some videos of people wearing their Apple Vision goggles while walking around on the streets and even driving. The comedian, Carrot Top, may beat me up in Vegas.

Ep. 492 | Super Bowl week - day 1 Feb 05, 2024

I'm in Las Vegas covering Super Bowl 58. I had a chaotic trip thanks to Denver International Airport. Comedy genius, Larry David, was forced to apologize after “attacking” Elmo on the Today Show. Drama in the bowling world - Brandon Novak… was swarmed by U.S. Marshals and taken into custody. Billionaire Peter Thiel bankrolling ‘Olympics on steroids’ event that allows athletes to dope. An influencer got a belly button tattoo in order to look taller. 20% of people snack while in the bathtub or while using the toilet.

Ep. 491 | Funny stories from Super Bowl week Feb 01, 2024

I've been lucky enough to cover numerous Super Bowls, so I share stories from New Orleans, Minnesota, Atlanta, Miami, San Fransisco, and Houston. From smoking weed with NFL legends, to small talk with big name movie stars.

Ep. 490 | I flashed people on accident Jan 31, 2024

A burglar in Augusta, Georgia had to call police to help him escape. Smuggler in Manchester traveling to Dubai stuffed Kinder Eggs up his back end. Tampa, Florida is experiencing the sweet sounds of fish banging. Plus, some of the ways I’ve been hurt at various jobs. Including the one that had me exposing myself to customers.

Ep. 489 | Why did they do that Jan 30, 2024

Elon Musk’s Neuralink chip has been implanted into its first patient.

A California woman was stuck for 15 hours overnight up on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort.

Walmart was slammed in a viral TikTok video after the company gifted its employees 55-cent ramen for working during a blizzard.

Fish eater dies after cooking deadly pufferfish given to him as a present.

Tell me something weird/funny/interesting:

Jason - I had a friend who went to the hospital because he stuck his fist in his mouth and couldn’t get it out.
Becky - Raccoons have four “thumbs” - they do not have opposable thumbs like humans and cannot grip objects in the same way.
JC - Thanks to Google - A comet smells like rotten eggs, urine, burning matches, and almonds.
Kat - Being bored causes your heart rate to increase… which makes you easily aroused.

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Ep. 488 | The Swiftie apocalypse is upon us Jan 29, 2024

The Taylor Swift Travis Kelce storyline just exploded, and the Swifties and the NFL are loving it. A monkey is on the loose in the Scottish Highlands after escaping from a wildlife park. Connery DeHuff chimed in. A New Jersey Animal shelter is taking donations in exchange they will name a feral cat after you ex, then neuter the cat. Jessica Biel eats popsicles in the shower, and now that will forever live in my brain. Two French protesters tossed pumpkin soup at the Mona Lisa. A bat got loose at the Spurs game.

AFC and NFC Championship predictions Jan 26, 2024

Who will represent the AFC in the Super Bowl between the Chiefs and Ravens? And who will advance to the big game between the 49ers and the Lions? I let you know!

Ep. 487 | The world revolves around jerk holes Jan 25, 2024

An American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin was delayed due rude customer who was farting a lot. The world's smallest escape room is a coffin in Barcelona, Spain. An Amish family had their horse and buggy stolen while they shopped at a Michigan Walmart. Arrest warrant out for motorcyclist who traveled from Colorado Springs to Denver in just 20 minutes. A.I. is attacking one of the biggest celebrities on the planet - Taylor Swift. I give you my Conference Championship predictions. Who will be in the next Super Bowl. Chiefs, Ravens, 49ers, or Lions?

Ep. 486 | When clowns and burritos meet Jan 24, 2024

A teenager in Utah got in trouble for duct taping fish to ATMs. Iconic Mexican restaurant in Denver, Casa Bonita - which is owned by the South Park creators, is looking for a clown. An Oklahoma state senator has proposed a law that would make watching pornography a felony and ban sexting among people who are not married. A Rhode Island animal shelter is taking donations in exchange for cats to poop on your ex’s name. Cicadas are about to wreck the midwest and eastern side of the United States. And my awkward interactions with three hall of famers - Peyton Manning, Terrell Davis, and Todd Helton.

Ep. 485 | Tumbler crazed idiots Jan 23, 2024

Madonna is being sued by her fans after she showed up two hours late to three shows at the Barclays Center.

Siggi's Dairy, known for its Icelandic-style yogurt, will offer $10,000 to participants who are willing to give up their phones for a month. Sign-up https://hello.siggis.com/digital-detox

Chiefs players are saying the Buffalo Bills shut off the hot water to their locker room after the Divisional game.

Woman arrested for allegedly stealing $2,500 worth of Stanley tumblers.

The Doomsday clock has been updated - kind of.

I share some Todd Helton stories.

Ep. 484 | Babies are jerks | Morgue sold parts Jan 22, 2024

Airports are being forced to make changes to its X-ray machines after people realize what they see. Also, Ball Arena in Denver started AI screening for security. Harvard morgue theft ring, stole body parts, sold brains, and turned human flesh into leather. Babies like to look at attractive people more than "ugly" people. Napping is good for your brain. Kids who play with dinosaurs tend to be smarter. Parents are letting their kids crap themselves in line at Disney World. The man who got five women pregnant at the same time, threw them joint baby shower. And a recap of the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs.

Divisional round predictions Jan 19, 2024

Divisional round predictions: Texans at Ravens…. Packers at 49ers… Buccaneers at Lions… Chiefs at Bills…

Ep. 483 | Smoke break for your wiener | Kanye has lost it Jan 18, 2024

Kanye West gets $850K titanium dentures modeled after James Bond villain. Thai AirAsia flight had a snake on the plane. 46% of office workers won't do this at work? Erika Lust has made masturbation breaks ‘permanent policy’ for her staff. Model Lexi Love makes $360K a year sexting men. Human head found in deep freezer in Grand Junction. Kentucky Republican pushes bill to make sex with first cousin not incest. Divisional round predictions: Texans at Ravens…. Packers at 49ers… Buccaneers at Lions… Chiefs at Bills…

Ep. 482 | Tesla freezes up in cold | Why siblings need to argue Jan 17, 2024

Snoop Dogg’s endorsement of Solo Stove turns out to be a flop. Ambulance in India hit a giant pothole and revived a deceased man. Scientists say it’s good for siblings to argue. Costco has heartbreaking news about their churros. Tesla owners run into battery charging trouble in Chicago's bitter cold. Shilo and Shedeur Sanders walk in the Louis Vuitton fashion show, and now we wait on the Deion Sanders / University of Colorado hate.

Ep. 481 | Hamster stripper | Cowboys fans are losing their minds Jan 16, 2024

Dallas Cowboys fans are losing their minds, and I don’t really get it. There’s a community of adults that dress up like babies. A woman spent $200 to make her dead hamster a stripper. Sonic has a peanut butter bacon cheeseburger. Google doesn’t care about your grade scores, and college degrees. WWE legend, Hulk Hogan saved a woman after a car accident.

Ep. 480 | Beware Florida monkeys | Moist Southwest flight Jan 15, 2024

The United States is frozen! Another reason for me not to go to the state of Florida - Monkeys with herpes. Traveler claims she was forced to sit under a dripping bag on Southwest flight. A wannabe influencer dumped feces on unsuspecting metro riders. Guessing he was trying to compete with Mr. Beast’s success. Highway signs are about to get less funny. Non-human alien corpses are what most of us thought they were. Miss Colorado, Madison Marsh won Miss America. And DeHuff Uncensored was ranked #1 best Colorado Funny and Comedy podcast by FeedSpot.

ICYMI | Epic beach fail with Mike Evans Jan 14, 2024

Mike Evans of DenverSports.com / 104.3 The Fan joined me. We talked about the time we were in Miami covering the Super Bowl, and Mike had an embarrassing moment on the beach.

Wild Card Weekend - predictions Jan 12, 2024

Who will come out victorious on Wild Card Weekend? Browns at Texans Dolphins at Chiefs Steelers at Bills Packers at Cowboys Rams at Lions Eagles at Buccaneers

Ep. 479 | Pranks | Don't eat that | Gross people Jan 11, 2024

I think we discovered the best prank if you're moving out of your house. You cant fix stupid. Plane passenger poops pants during flight, smears on seat. I defend Gen Z. It's going to be crazy cold in the majority of the United States over the next week. And I give you my NFL Wild Card Weekend predictions.

Ep. 478 | Mike Evans lets loose Jan 10, 2024

I spoke with Denver sports radio legend, and sidekick to Mark Schlereth, Mike Evans! Mike and I share our most embarrassing moment on the air. Plus, why old people don't like new music. Why Mike would ruin a wedding at a coffee shop. And the greatness of making weird, out of the box social videos.

Ep. 477 | It shrinks | Be a NO person Jan 09, 2024

Alabama man had to be rescued after getting himself stuck in a large vase at party. The vase was rumored to be worth $3,000! A Brazilian man died after falling down a 130ft hole that he dug in his kitchen after 'dreaming about buried gold'. A 42-year-old man was arrested in Leeds Alabama, after he stripped down and did a "cannonball" into the aquarium tank of a Bass Pro Shop. - The water was apparently extremely cold. How long should you wear your underwear? Annoying rich people.

Ep. 476 | Gen Z celebrates nonsense | Broncos draft preview Jan 08, 2024

A 13 year old becomes the first human to defeat Tetris - or was he? A dog ate $4,000 in cash. Alaska airlines had to make an emergency landing after a giant refrigerator sized hole appeared in the cabin. Denver Broncos have the 12th pick in the 2024 NFL draft. So what will they do with the pick?

ICYMI | Naked people at the gym Jan 07, 2024

Naked people at the gym are a problem. Nobody needs to see your bits and pieces, sir!

Ep. 475 | Exploding toilet | Horrible bride Jan 04, 2024

A customer has filed a negligence lawsuit against Dunkin’, claiming he was injured by an exploding toilet at one of the coffee chain’s locations in central Florida. Should Super Bowl weekend be a national holiday? A bride is being slammed for charging her guests $65 to attend the wedding. How to enjoy the National Western Stock Show. What's going on with Madonna? A former Denver Broncos tight end highjacked the show. And I give a special shoutout to my amazing listeners in Germany and France!

Ep. 474 | Sniffing tears | Sexy grilled cheese Jan 03, 2024

The woman who flashed the cameras during ESPN's broadcast of the Sugar Bowl has been offered up to $100k for a webcam show. If I flashed the cameras, it wouldn't end the same.

A study says people who love grilled cheese tend to have more sex. NOTE TO SELF: after the show, make a grilled cheese sandwich.

A pastor is accused of shoving a McDonald's worker's head in the deep fryer. I hope they changed the oil!

Sniffing a woman's tears reduces male aggression by 44%. Please don't go around asking to sniff people's faces.

A Japanese man blew up his house trying to kill one cockroach. - This makes sense.

Ep. 473 | Tree banger | Underwear record Jan 02, 2024

According to a Harvard study, social media companies like Meta, Youtube, and TikTok made $11 billion in US ad revenue from minors. An Australian man puts on 10 pairs of underpants in 13.03 seconds to achieve world record. Pierce Brosnan faces charges after allegedly walking in Yellowstone's thermal areas. A woman won $175k at a company gift exchange. 'Ecosexual' woman claims she's in love with oak tree.

Ep. 472 | Naked at the gym | Robot attacks worker Jan 01, 2024

While my family trip to Vegas had some high points like Cirque du Soleil & Blue Man Group, I was shocked by the atmosphere. A robot attacked a worker and caused blood-loss. A Florida woman is taking on The Hershey Company, claiming it has “tricked” customers through “misleading” packaging on Reese’s seasonal-shaped chocolates. Influencer tried to workout with pants painted on.

ICYMI | Man finds poo in his groceries Dec 31, 2023

Why would someone poop in an online grocery order? That's what a man from England is asking after he discovered a nasty surprise when he was unpacking his order.

Ep. 471 | Year in review Dec 28, 2023

My wife, Brandy, forced her way into the host chair and recapped the top stories from 2023. From Weather balloons to chaos on airliners. A lot happened and we rehash it this episode.

#yearinreview

Ep. 470 | Grilled by my son Dec 27, 2023

Who is my celebrity crush?

The proper way to eat at a Brazilian steakhouse.

The best singer in the industry?

Plus, much more.

Ep. 469 | Deep dive into my life Dec 26, 2023

I'm joined by guest interviewer, Arya DeHuff. She sat me down and asked some difficult questions about my life. Plus, I turn the tables on her and try and pry to find out what makes her tick.

Ep. 468 | Santa ruined Christmas Dec 24, 2023

A while back I learned an important lesson - If you’re horrible at singing, don’t go caroling.

Back when I produced the Scott & Al show (Scott Hastings - Alfred Williams), the first character I ever did on-air was a Christmas one.

There's a lot of weird ways people get hurt around Christmas. Especially in Germany.

Merriam-Webster Dictionary broke down the names of Santa’s reindeer, and it’s extremely odd.

Would you go dumpster diving for Christmas dinner? Someone has been doing it for the past three years, and it kind of makes sense.

The most popular, and some of the most bizarre food orders from Uber-eats in 2023.

Oh, and Santa ruined Christmas. I explain.

Ep. 467 | Laxative for bullies | Pooping in space Dec 21, 2023

What would you do if someone kept stealing your kid's lunch but the school wouldn't do anything about it? One mom decided to put laxatives in the food to catch the theif.

Former NASA astronaut, Mike Massimino told the Daily Show about how they train to use the bathroom in space.

Legendary TV show South Park explains how Mark Zuckerberg is building a doomsday shelter in Hawaii.

Airport security is planning on evolving to self-checkout. And testing starts in Las Vegas, very soon.

Ep. 466 | NASA cat video | Russ done Denver Dec 20, 2023

Maury Povich was invited by the Denver Zoo to reveal the DNA test results for 4-month-old Siska.

NASA uses laser communication to send cat video from deep space.

No more plastic bags in Colorado stores as of January 1, 2024. Will you be ready?

T.J. Houshmandzadeh was on with Colin Herd talking about the Russell Wilson Sean Payton spat. Will the Broncos part ways with Russ after this season?

Ep. 465 | Taylor Swift's deadly love | Parenting debate Dec 19, 2023

A $3.99 vase at Goodwill in Richmond, Virginia sold at auction for $100,000. They found out it was it was crafted by a famous Italian glass designer Carlo Scarpa.

Guy Fieri angered some people with his stance on his wealth and his children.

The L.A. Lakers have officially hung up a banner to celebrate their In-Season Tournament Championship.

Taylor Swift’s love for Travis Kelce is killing the planet.

Will Russell Wilson be a Denver Bronco next season?

Is fast-food dead?

What it would sound like if I did play-by-play in the Canadian Football League.

Ep. 464 | Inflatable sheeps | Broncos blowup Dec 18, 2023

If you live in the UK, you need to be careful about eating Christmas stuffing… it may be alive.

A woman dumped her boyfriend because he didn’t use toilet paper…

We have some fun with science and test your ears.

Sean Payton ripped Russell Wilson a new one during the Broncos loss to the Lions.

Plus, the mailbag is wide open, and someone brought up inflatable sheeps.

ICYMI | Bathroom chef disrupts flight Dec 16, 2023

What would you do if you were on a flight and needed to use the bathroom, but it was being used by a man cooking shrimp in the sink... all for a TikTok video? Well, that happened and it would make my blood boil faster than sink shrimp.

Ep. 463 | What did I see | Doritos booze is a thing Dec 14, 2023

The copyright to the original Mickey Mouse - Steamboat Willie, as well as Minnie Mouse, and Tigger will expire on January 1st of 2024. So what kind of content can we expect to see with these soon to be released Disney characters?

Doritos nacho cheese chip booze is a thing, and if you live in New York or California, it’ll be easy to get your hands on a bottle.

A pair of gold Air Jordan 3 sneakers valued at more than $10,000, found at the bottom of a donation bin.

David Grusch is a UFO whistleblower, and he told some crazy things about the U.S. government to Tucker Carlson.

I tell you about an experience I had that I can't explain. It makes no sense to me, but I saw what I saw. Maybe it was a glitch in the Matrix.

Plus, evil dolls. Yeah, you're welcome.

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Ep. 462 | Jokic's potty mouth | Tesla's new robot Dec 13, 2023

Elon Musk and Tesla announced via video, their new robot Optimus - Gen 2. But the robot looks like it needs to use the bathroom when it walks.

Bronze top hat missing from Abraham Lincoln statue in Kentucky

Wife burned the gift her husband hid in the oven.

A travel booking company is now giving Wonka fans the opportunity to stay in a Wonka-themed hotel suite for one night only. One in New York and the other in Los Angeles.

Jokic got ejected under odd circumstances on Serbia Night in Chicago! Did he say something inappropriate to the ref? If so, what exactly did he say?

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Ep. 461 | Scientists are jerks | I'm in a fight club Dec 12, 2023

Scientists at Northwestern University are making VR goggles for mice so they can feel what it is like to be attacked by a bird. What if they did an extra intense version of this for people?

A woman brought a gun with her when she got an MRI. It ended poorly for her. Also, she's an idiot.

A rich person misplaced her very expensive ring. If I misplaced a $10 gift card to Wendy's, I'd lose my mind!

The Hermès heir is giving his 51-year-old gardener his $11B fortune, $5.9M in properties. But, that's not making the company too happy.

Some information about Robert Downey Jr. that you may relate to. Also, you may feel funny when you watch Ironman from now on.

Kansas City Chiefs fans are freaking out after my TiTok post about Patrick Mahomes being a big baby.

I may be living in a “Fight Club” type reality. Seriously, I keep getting weird injuries in my sleep.

When should guys stop dyeing their hair?

Ep. 460 | Mahomes melts down | Cooking in the bathroom Dec 11, 2023

A TikTok "chef" cooked garlic shrimp in an airplane bathroom. Add this to the list of WTF.

A woman was caught at airport security trying to smuggle sea cucumbers.

Sex toy shopping leads to violence in Oklahoma after the husband realized how big the toy his wife wanted actually was.

Hope is alive for the Denver Broncos after they beat the L.A. Chargers. Although, Jerry Juedy needs to step his game up.

And Patrick Mahomes had an epic meltdown after the Chiefs lost to the Buffalo Bills. A touchdown was called back after KC receiver was called offsides. Mahomes disagreed with the call and will forever be wrong.

Ep. 459 | Otters down pants | Sentenced to work fast-food Dec 07, 2023

Thailand authorities busted a tourist attempting to smuggle two otters and a prairie dog through the airport in his pants.

IKEA debuts giant, ‘turkey-sized’ holiday meatballs: ‘Showstopper’ - only in the UK.

Woman that threw a bowl of food at a Chipotle worker was sentenced to 1 month in jail and to work 2 months in fast food job.

A group of tourists fell in a Venice canal when their gondola capsized after they reportedly ignored orders to stop taking selfies.

Brock Lesner’s daughter, Mya, broke the Colorado State Rams indoor shot put record.

Ep. 458 | Smokers in the workplace | Holiday party chaos Dec 06, 2023

A Japanese company has extra incentive to stop smoking. They're going to give non-smokers an extra six days paid time off every year.

Energy drinks are a big problem… and MiO is trying to help you realize that.

Don't take pictures of your food and post it to social media… it could cost you!

Crazy stories from company holiday parties.

Ep. 457 | Paying to get slapped while you eat | Optimistic people suck Dec 05, 2023

Why are there so many bad drivers in school zones?

The legendary rock band KISS played its final concert. But then announced it will still rock out via their avatars! This is the wave of the future.

According to a recent study, excessive optimism is associated with lower cognitive skills.

An Aldi supermarket job interview asked the interviewee to do pushups, sit-ups, and more. I explain why it makes sense, but warning signs of the interviewer crossing lines.

Patrons at an eatery called Shachihoko-ya in Nagoya, Japan, can pay waitresses to slap them in the face. This reminds me of the old school restaurant in Denver - Trail-Dust, where they'd cut off your tie.

And the Denver Broncos should bounce back against the Chargers.

Ep. 456 | Seafood disaster | Poo in grocery order Dec 03, 2023

Never challenge Americans to “all you can eat” shrimp… Red Lobster did, and they lost a ton of money.

A man in England was unpacking his online grocery order when he found bags of feces.

A woman who lives off the grid eats something that makes most of us cringe… but should it?

Why we need to go back to using physical maps when we travel.

Real or fake tree for Christmas? And why do some people bathe their fake trees?

ICYMI | Guys think they could land a passenger plane in an emergency Dec 01, 2023

A lot of listener interaction on this one. A recent study said that about 50% of guys think they could fly and land a passenger plane, assuming they were in an emergency situation.

Ep. 455 | Deion Sanders hate | Bad beef leads to bad singing voice Nov 30, 2023

I ate a pickle before hitting the record button… so yeah, that has nothing to do with anything.

An Australian man ate undercooked beef and said it may have ruined his singing voice.

A Vietnamese man suffering from headaches for nearly half a year discovers he has chopsticks lodged in his brain.

Elon Musk was speaking at the 2023 DealBook Summit in New York, when he called out Disney CEO Bob Iger for boycotting X.

Deion Sanders was named Sports Illustrated's 2023 Sportsman of the Year, which has a lot of people upset. But is the Prime hate justified?

Ep. 454 | Could you fly a plane in an emergency | Stealing from hotels Nov 29, 2023

In an emergency situation, could you land a passenger plane? Well, you might be surprised by the amount of people who think they could.

Simple daily tasks that can set you on the path to becoming a millionaire.

The most common things stolen from hotels.

A couple found out they had been drinking toilet water for 6 months.

And a woman got mad at her boyfriend and stabbed him in the eye… with rabies needles.

Ep. 453 | Romi Bean talks snakes, spiders, Broncos, Buffs, and Mt. Kilimanjaro Nov 28, 2023

Romi Bean took time away from her busy schedule to talk with me.

While most know her as a former Denver Broncos cheerleader or as an accomplished sports reporter, Romi has achieved much more. She's also pretty funny, so that's cool too.

Ep. 452 | Killer tacos | Broncos roll on Nov 27, 2023

When you got to go, you got to go, well, goes too far. Insanity on a flight out of Philadelphia had a woman dropping her pants in the middle of the aisle.

Target got caught misleading customers on Black Friday, but they stand by what they did. But, do you?

A lady accidentally way over-tipped at a Subway. But trying to get her money back is absurdly difficult.

Going to prison over tacos - yeah, that happened.

And the Denver Broncos rolled past the Cleveland Browns, but can they beat the Houston Texans? And is the Broncos defense playing with one arm tied behind their back?

ICYMI | Milkshake or urine - WTF Nov 26, 2023

Add this to the things you would never expect to happen. A Utah man ordered some fries and a milkshake from Chick-fil-A. GrubHub delivered it, but a mix-up had the customer drinking urine instead of a milkshake. So nasty!

ICYMI | Make golf violent, please Nov 25, 2023

After Rory McElroy hand one of his balls land on the lap of a spectator, it was ruled that they drop it and play it off the grass.

They should have played it off the fan. Why? Because golf is boring and the chance of carnage would make it worth watching.

Ep. 451 | Gobble, gobble - The Thanksgiving show Nov 23, 2023

Don't cook your turkey in the Yellowstone hot springs.

Roto-Rooter said "Brown Friday", the days after Thanksgiving, is the busiest day of the year.

Plus, the time I unknowingly ate gizzards in my stuffing.

Ep. 450 | DIA employee nightmare | Rejected headlines Nov 22, 2023

DIA employees are living a nightmare due to faulty parking gates. We all remember the United Airlines pilot who took an ax to one of the gates. Well, thanks to Denver 7 (KMGH) we have some insight to what started the chaos.

Thanks to a TikToker (Maddie Todd) I will forever wash my hands, and scrub the hell out of my produce.

And the rejected headlines include:

Woman gives birth on airplane as shocked passengers gawk.
My husband’s semen made me vomit after seeing it next to my yogurt.
Woman mysteriously receives $20K worth of lottery tickets from FedEx.
Restaurant owner accused of 'guilt tripping' diners who ordered tap water: 'Wild behavior'.
'Beautiful' beetle with penis shaped like bottle opener gets named after a beer.

Ep. 449 | DoorDash problem | Top apocalypse survival team Nov 21, 2023

Spending too much on booze. Like, $2.7 million on Scotch-Whiskey.

Balenciaga is selling a towel skirt for almost $1,000!

Another example of DoorDash drivers getting out of hand. A driver filed himself eating a customer’s food because of bad tipping.

The name "Kelce" has taken over one of the top spots for trending dog names in America.

According to a survey in the U.S., the top “apocalypse survival team” is, well, full of holes.

Ep. 448 | Snoop Dogg blew smoke | Sideline reporter lied Nov 20, 2023

Is Snoop Dogg really quitting smoking weed? Well, no.

Golf had an opportunity to make the sport more exciting, but they blew it.

How big of a deal was it that Charissa Thompson admitted to lying during her NFL sideline reports? I play her audio from Barstool Sports.

The best tumbler has been revealed after it survived a car fire.

When dumbass drivers have expensive cars. Someone drove a McLaren 720s into a building. The car is worth about $300,000.

And the Broncos beat the Vikings for their fourth consecutive win. But what are they taking on with the Cleveland Browns?

ICYMI | Epic TV shows from when we were kids Nov 18, 2023

I went through some of my favorite TV shows as a kid that grew up in the 1980s. From Duck Tales, G.I. Joe, to X-Men.

Ep. 447 | Hallmark movie or porn | Forget the diet it’s the holidays | Is Aaron Rodgers a fraud Nov 16, 2023

Would you send your ashes and DNA to the Moon after you die? Well, that’s a thing, and it’s not as expensive as you’d think.

A company called BloomsyBox will pay someone $2,000 to watch 12 Hallmark movies. I think there needs to be more of an incentive.Also, we play around with the Hallmark movie names, and rename them if they were porns.

About three quarters of Americans are planning on blowing off their diet for the rest of the year.

Is it a Thanksgiving “no-no” to bring instant mashed potatoes to the holiday meal?

I give you my list of shows I used to watch as a kid:
TMNT
ThunderCats
Alf
X-men
Ducktales
Ghostbusters
GI Joe
Inspector Gadget
Care Bears

Would Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

And is Aaron Rodgers’ injury recovery timeline filled with lies?

Ep. 446 | Most stressful video game | Five Nights at Freddy's effect | Horse on a plane Nov 15, 2023

Chuck E. Cheese removes all of their animatronics. Possibly in response to Five Nights At Freddies.

A recent study found that Mario Kart is the most stressful video game out there.

A study found that the more people swear, the more honest they are.

Patrick Mahomes spoke with Peyton and Eli Manning about his superstition of wearing red underwear.

And horse got loose on a cargo plane and forced the plane to turn around. I played the audio from the Air traffic control and the pilot.

Ep. 445 | Here come the Broncos | Sex, food, and gospel singing on a plane Nov 14, 2023

Chicken Ranch brothel workers, Addison Gray and Alice Little, are giving Formula 1 drivers free romps. Plus, F1 fans will be getting 50%... why is this grossing me out so much?

Gospel singer Bobbi Storm disrupted her Delta flight by bragging about her Grammy nominations and trying to force everyone to listen to her sing. The flight crew was not having it.

Pizza Hut in Hong Kong teamed up with a restaurant named Ser Wong Fun to make a snake meat pizza.The pizza has shredded snake meat, black mushrooms, and Chinese dried ham… and I’d love to try it!
The Denver Broncos beat the Buffalo Bills on Monday night Football. What does that mean for the Broncos moving forward? And why are so many Broncos fans down on the team, despite them winning three in a row?
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Ep. 444 | Plane was missing windows | Lion on the loose | Space mistake stirs the pot Nov 13, 2023

A plane took off with 2 melted windows!! Once it reached about 15,000 feet, the crew realized the issue, then immediately turned back around. But the reason for the melted and missing windows is a bit odd.

A lion was on the loose in a city near Rome, and the circus that it escaped from had no sense of concern for the citizens safety.

What not to do if you win a major award via Jelly Roll and his CMA. I've helped win awards, but never received an actual physical award. What a bunch of B.S.!

What not to do when doing a spacewalk - don’t lose a $100,000 bag of tools. The all female space crew is inviting sexist jokes - and I’m encouraging ladies to beat them to the punch. Send them in: dehuffpodcast@gmail.com

The influencer who said she tattooed her boyfriend Kevin’s name on her forehead, finally comes clean.

And the time I clogged the toilet at my in-laws, and why this is a PSA for the holiday season.
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ICYMI | Female frogs play dead to avoid sex Nov 12, 2023

According to a recent study, female frogs have been known to fake being dead in order to avoid having intercourse with males.

I wonder what Kerment thinks about this?

Ep. 443 | Broncos eyeing the playoffs | Putting decorations up early | Don't grab snakes Nov 09, 2023

A dad in New South Wales, Australia went for a hike and found what he thought was a harmless snake, a Diamond Python, and brought it home…. but it was actually a poisonous broad-headed snake.

As of March of 2025, we won’t be able to see Saturn’s rings. But there’s no reason to panic.

A man bought a $1 million lottery ticket one day after his wedding.

A recent study says people who put up Christmas decorations early, tend to be happier.

DoorDash drivers are less likely to deliver your food in a timely manner if you don’t tip.

Can the Denver Broncos beat the Buffalo Bills? If they do, expect to see a different Broncos team going forward. They could be knocking on the door of the playoffs.

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Ep. 442 | The sensual episode - crocs, elephants, Patrick Dempsey, tattoos, and beer Nov 08, 2023

Fire up the helicopter… It's mating season. Scientists discover the sound of a helicopter gets crocodiles in the mood. Thanks to Channel 10 in Queesnland, Australia for the audio.

People Magazine announced their sexiest man for 2023… shockingly it wasn’t me. But instead it was Patrick Dempsey.

A Polish beer made from human fluids. Yep, it’s made from vaginal yeast. You drinking it?

An influencer misleads followers by pretending to get her boyfriend’s name, Kevin, tattooed on her forehead.

And the side gig that Denver zoo has going on with their elephants.

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Ep. 441 | Jokic is better than LeBron | NFL fined Broncos players for soft reason Nov 07, 2023

Thieves who stole a very expensive golden toilet, were sentenced earlier this week.

Robbers had to give up on their plan due to them not knowing how to drive manuel transmission.

A Las Vegas Strip Club, (Crazy Horse 3) is offering free lap dances to veterans for Veterans Day.

Nikola Jokic is now 4th all-time in career triple doubles - passing LeBron James. And he did that in 813 less games!! He's so much better than LeBron!

Peyton Manning had his impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger evaluated by Arnold himself.

And the NFL is getting softer. The NFL fined Broncos Josey Jewell and Zach Allen $13,659 each for their finger gun celebrations against the Chiefs.
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Ep. 440 | Big mistake before Nuggets game | The Swiss can't drive | Adam Lambert after Queen Nov 06, 2023

What happens to Adam Lambert’s career when Queen decides to stop touring?

Tourists from Switzerland caused a nasty accident in Death Valley when they slammed on their brakes to avoid hitting a tarantula.

A mystery billionaire is offering a lucky couple $185,000 to spend a year living on a private island in the Caribbean.

Prior to the Denver Nuggets / Dallas Mavericks in-season tournament game, they realized that the three-point line was a tad too far back.

A Kansas city manager has been suspended — and is expected to be fired — after staffers were sent an email showing him cranking one out on a couch. But oddly enough the employees could be in trouble for this as well.

A pod of killer whales brutally sank a Polish yacht off the coast of Morocco in what seems could be an act of retaliation.

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Ep. 439 | I have room in all the right places Nov 02, 2023

I may be punishing myself while I sleep, if running into door knobs qualifies for that.

A man in Utah ordered Chick-fil-A via GrubHub, and when he drank his milkshake, it was actually urine.

Britney Spears’ memoir has sold a ton of copies. Basically, people want to read a trainwreck.

Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have more money than you and I combined.

Someone asked me a medical question, so naturally I gave a medical answer.

My love of delicious bacon.

Matthew Perry passed away, but some news outlets seem to crave stories like this.

Did the Raiders get better firing McDaniels and benching Garappolo?

Dmac is back on the air as he joins Tyler Polumbus and Scott Hastings on Altitude 92.5 here in Denver.

The battle between 104.3 The Fan (Denversports.com) and Altitude 92.5, is great for Colorado sports talk listeners.

Ep. 438 | Broncos are rolling | Stealing bull semen | Unacceptable places for a first date Nov 01, 2023

Thieves stole something highly valuable… but do they know exactly what they have? It’s bull semen.

You’ll think twice next time you order bottled water from a hotel after this story. I’m not going to say what it is, but you’ll remember it forever.

Unacceptable places for a first date. Yeah, someone made a list.

Broncos get a big win, but need to take a breath, calm down a bit and not talk about a Super Bowl run.

Ep. 437 | Halloween special Oct 31, 2023

I share some scary stories that I've experienced throughout my life. Some may leave you with chills.
Legendary podcaster Mr. Ballen tells a hair raising story that's verified by local police.
A mom and daughter try to help a young woman, but they may never do that again after their horrifying experience.
A truck driver in Colorado had a frightening experience in the truck yard that has him confused and slightly embarrassed.
Plus, what’s the age cutoff for trick or treaters?
And the best and worst Halloween candy.

Ep. 436 | Keeping your kids in line | Why is the media soft | Worst wedding ever Oct 30, 2023

Would you eat at a restaurant that charged up to $50 for rowdy kids? Well, a restaurant in Blue Ridge, Georgia adds $50 ‘unable to parent’ fee for kids that are out of control.

A 75-year-old mother in northern Italy won a court order to have her sons, aged 40 and 42, evicted from her house after they refused to leave the comfort of their homes.

A wedding in Bolivia ended with the bride and groom covered in feces. Apparently the groom's ex wasn't pleased with getting dumped.

Things not to donate for a charity toy drive. The Barnardo's branch in Gorseinon, Swansea, reminded people that it is a children's charity, not an S&M charity.

A Taco Bell in Indiana - where you can get tacos, burritos, and a haircut.

And why is the media soft? Why are media outlets afraid to ske the questions that everyone wants answered?

How the Broncos can beat the Chiefs Oct 27, 2023

Let's cut the B.S.! While so called NFL experts explain how the Denver Broncos will lose to the Kansas City Chiefs, I break the way they can do the unthinkable.

Also, big shout-out to my girl Taylor Swift!

Ep. 435 | Mind blowing episode Oct 26, 2023

A 92-year-old man hikes the Grand Canyon rim-to-rim.

Customer gets locked in a New York jewelry store vault for over 10 hours.

First 'Florida man' games will be 'the most insane athletic showdown on Earth'

MAN: I haven't worn shoes in a decade — people look down on me but it keeps me humble.

WOMAN: I found a cigarette butt in my kid's McDonald's Happy Meal — I'm lucky he didn't eat it.

A woman discovered a dead frog in her spinach bag: 'Traumatized'.

Crusty but trusty? You're not the only one who can't part with your yellow pillow.

Plus, soundbytes of chaos!!

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Ep. 434 | Don't cry because you didn't get your way | Magic mushrooms lead to attempted murder on plane Oct 25, 2023

What big city has the most rats in the United States? New York, Los Angeles, Chicago are obvious, but there’s some in the top ten that are surprising.

Things not to do the first time you try mushrooms. How about fly on a plane? That’s what an off-duty pilot did, now he’s being charged with attempted murder.

The Denver Nuggets beat the L.A. Lakers, and Nugget fans get a big W by chanting “who’s your daddy” to LeBron James and company.

A college baseball rejection letter that has people split. But it shouldn’t be as big of a deal as people are making it.

More things you shouldn’t have to tell people.

Ep. 433 | Dmac hijacked my show with sushi | Things you shouldn’t have to tell people Oct 24, 2023

Things you shouldn’t have to tell people who visit or work at a brewery. A man in a China brewery was caught urinating in a beer tank.

Elon Musk made an offer to Wikipedia… and I made an offer to Elon Musk.

The history of women shaving is pretty lame, and maybe they shouldn't do it anymore.

A breakfast staple may soon disappear forever. Bananas are against the clock as a nasty fungus is wiping out the delicious and healthy snack.

A Utah man was ordered to remove a Halloween display of skeletons pole dancing.
Mailbag is red hot:
Favorite people I’ve worked with include a radio legend.
Dmac of "I Kill U with Truth" has me talking about sushi. Jiro Dreams of Sushi to be more specific.
And the oversaturation of the podcast world.

Ep. 432 | I'm a jerk | Family home demolished by accident | Broncos need to let Kareem Jackson go Oct 23, 2023

Mistaken identity takes a case from possible to murder… to just awkward and funny. Why? Police in Warwickshire found a used and abused sex doll, but originally thought it was a dead body.

Imagine going on vacation, then getting a call that your family home had just been demolished by accident. That happened in Atlanta. The details in the story are interesting and cause for debate.

Taco Bell is putting other fast casual restaurants on notice with the addition of chicken nuggets. The only catch is it’s only being sold in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
A Polish man posed as a mannequin in order to commit burglary.

Super old dog died and some people were shocked.

Broncos beat the Packers, and we heard from Courtland Sutton.
Plus, Kareem Jackson was ejected for an aggressive hit, and that cements the reason why he needs to be let go by the Broncos ...Even though it was a clean hit.

Ep. 431 | Why I love and hate social media Oct 19, 2023

Elon Musk and X (Twitter) fight back against bots by charging new users $1. But will it work?

META is over censoring its users and promoting unrealistic creators.
An OnlyFans model learned that her stepdad was her top subscriber.

A woman had a life-threatening allergic reaction, and instead of using an EPiPen, she decided to post it on TikTok.

Fighting a 7 foot kangaroo in order to save your dog.

A therapist asked for a $20 tip after a session.

"Empower Field at Mile High will host Luchadores Místico, Atlantis Jr., Templario, and Volador Jr. in a pregame exhibition of Lucha Libre during the Broncos' Oct. 22, home game against the Green Bay Packers." - Broncos

USC Caleb Williams wants partial ownership from the NFL team that will select him in the 2024 Draft.

Ep. 430 | Breastfeeding in your 30's | Gen Z discovers reality | Broncos biggest mistake Oct 18, 2023

30-year-old couple Alexander and Rachel are from Florida. Rachel breastfeeds Alexander. But is it wrong?

Gen Z has a new trend - They call it “silent walking”: going for a walk without their phones, or without listening to music, podcasts, or any sort of technological distraction.

Teacher in Kansas was fired after posting videos on TikTok where he was farting on his students.

A woman was trying to charge people to attend her gender reveal party. Most people don’t want to go to those anyway.

Is not hiring Kyle Shanahan as head coach the biggest mistake in Denver Broncos history?

Ep. 429 | Funeral worker stole dead man's sex doll | Bad news for the Broncos and Buffs Oct 17, 2023

A funeral worker fell in love with a client’s sex doll, and it got him fired.

There’s a new hottest pepper in the world called Pepper X, and it’s certified by a Guiness World Record.

Another day… and another disgusting moment on an airplane. Someone took a dump on the floor on a plane.

Some bad optics by the Colorado Buffaloes football team as QB Shedeur Sanders was selling merch via his Instagram during halftime of the Buffs loss to Stanford.

The Denver Broncos are starting their fire sale. So who should be traded away?

And the mailbag is open.

Ep. 428 | Food is the new Cocaine | I fought Hulk Hogan | Adult diaper on the plane Oct 16, 2023

Foods that are super addictive… but just how addictive are they? A collection of studios says Ultra-processed foods are just as addictive as nicotine, cocaine or heroin.

Tasty/gross food trend sent one girl to the hospital. This will make you think twice about drinking boba tea.

Embarrassing reason a flight to Florida had to turn back to Panama. It was an adult diaper, ok?!

The non traditional way to earn $50k is to attend a Drake concert with a sign.

And the weird dream I had that involved wrestling icon, Hulk Hogan.
Also, the movie "Strays" is hilarious!!

QUICK HIT | Bigfoot in Colorado - Yeah, about that Oct 13, 2023

Do you believe that the viral video shot from a train in Colorado was that of a Bigfoot?

LINK TO THE VIDEO https://fb.watch/nFnIdDYQ03/?mibextid=ZbWKwL

Got a Bigfoot story? Send it to me - dehuffpodcast@gmail.com

Ep. 427 | Love tips via Kermet | AI takes another shot at restaurant industry | Broncos / Chiefs preview Oct 12, 2023

A new way for you to avoid getting intimate with your significant other. And it’s inspired by frogs. Kermet the Frog stops by.

An AI powered grill makes the perfect steak. But do we need it? And how soon until restaurants adopt the enhancement?

The timeline of when Americans will be living on the moon… and who will live there?
An update on the Bigfoot sighting in Colorado.

Broncos / Chiefs game could get messy. But hey, at least Taylor Swift will be shown on TV a million times during Thursday Night Football.

Ep. 426 | Bigfoot spotted in Colorado | Seinfeld reunion Oct 11, 2023

A married couple allegedly spotted Bigfoot while they were on a train in Colorado. But, will anyone believe the footage is real?

California will be banning a key ingredient in Skittles due to being linked to cancer. So why are some people upset by this?

A man sold his dead mom’s ashes on Facebook for $30. WTF is wrong with people?

Jerry Seinfeld hinted at a reunion of his hit TV show.

And I talked about all this after taking prescription laxatives in preparation for my colonoscopy.

Ep. 425 | Teacher shows kids horror movie | Al Michaels has a weird flex | Bad parenting Oct 10, 2023

A 4th grade class was shown the wrong movie in class. Now kids are going to therapy. The teacher showed the movie, Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey.
You can now get a degree in being a douchebag. South East Technological University in Carlow, Ireland. You can get a bachelor of arts degree that is strictly focused on being an influencer.
Broadcast legend, Al Michaels has a weird flex. He told CNN that he’s never knowingly ate a vegetable.
And a good way to get your kids to hate you. A man named “The Testicle King” feeds his 1 year old raw testicles.

Ep. 424 | Broncos are a disappointment | Ring camera could pay you big | Worst gift ever Oct 09, 2023

The out of this world way you could make $1m! It involves a Ring camera and aliens.

Things you shouldn't try and bring through customs. Yeah, how about giraffe feces!

Thousands of Vaginas scattered across the highway. Well, that happened in Russia, and it was devastating to the artist.

I'm so disappointed in the Denver Broncos.

Facebook/Meta is threatening to delete my page due to a dumb and oversensitive reason.

Ep. 423 | Drunk monkey on the loose in Indianapolis | Finding a wallet with $10k Oct 05, 2023

An old man could face jail time for trying to sell viagra to fellow old people. But he may be looked at as a hero.

What would you do if you found a wallet stuffed with $10k? What I would do, isn’t socially acceptable.

A monkey named Momo is on the loose in Indianapolis, and he may be living his best life.
I attempt to do a New York accent ahead of the Broncos Jets game.

There's a movie called the Exorcist: Believer, and I have no plans to watch it.

Ep. 422 | Horrible Disney wedgie | Addition by subtraction - Broncos release Randy Gregory Oct 04, 2023

Wendys and McDonald’s win big in court after a lawsuit claimed false advertising.
An iconic food item is coming back to the menu. It’s the McRib, and I think it’s gross.
Giant manned robots could be a common sight on construction sights or even in rescue missions.
The worst wedgie imaginable happened at a Disney Park, and now I have a horrible image in my head.
A U.S. astronaut unwillingly broke the record (U.S.) for longest time spent in space.
How old should you be to see your first horror movie?
Addition by subtraction. The Denver Broncos released Randy Gregory, and it may improve their defense.
Von Miller has high praise for Russell Wilson.

Ep. 421 | Jokic mentality rubs some the wrong way | Rodney Harrison is a jerk Oct 03, 2023

Living on the edge, even when you’re older than 100. Woman who is 104 years old, is skydiving.

Peyton and Eli Manning get some comedic help from comedy legend Will Ferrel.

Rodney Harrison got caught being a major d-bag about New York Jets QB, Zach Wilson. Good thing Chris Jones of the Chiefs is a stand-up guy and didn't take the bait.

Another year, and possibly another slap in the face of Nuggets and Avalanche fans. Kroenke Sports is to blame for Comcast/Xfinity users in Colorado not being able to watch the Avs and Nuggs.

Does Nikola Jokic have the right mentality for professional sports?

Ep. 420 | Apple car is coming | Eating 135 Carolina Reaper peppers | Broncos on winning track Oct 02, 2023

Apple is rumored to be making its very own car. What are some of the possible enhancements that the company could bring to the auto industry?

A Canadian man decided to eat 135 Carolina Reaper peppers in one sitting.

The Philadelphia Phillies deny entry to a man’s emotional support alligator at Citizens Bank Park.

How many chin-ups can you do in an hour? A man in Colorado broke the world record, and the number is insane!

Coors Brewery just had its 150th birthday. I once got “drunk” at the Coors Brewery.

And the Denver Broncos beat the Chicago Bears, but does that mean their defensive issues are being fixed?

Week 4 preview: Broncos at Bears Sep 29, 2023

Sure, the Denver Broncos and Chicago Bears aren't playing very well.
Sure, both teams have been compared to hot garbage.

I have no idea where I was going with this, but the Broncos could get their first win in the Windy City.

Ep. 419 | Should the Broncos tank | Meta has camera glasses | BBQ tip: Smoking ribs Sep 28, 2023

BBQ tip: Smoking ribs - the easy way.
Meta is releasing glasses with hidden cameras in them… What could go wrong?
Places you shouldn't protest circumcision. Someone tried to do this at a Pink concert, and it didn’t end well for them.
DoorDash driver blames crashing in a body of water on his GPS.
Bad teacher causes concerning conversations, as she only lets her students use the bathroom 3 times a month.
Should teams tank to achieve higher draft picks? That’s what some Denver Broncos’ fans are hoping for.

Ep. 418 | Swift and Kelce impact | Finding love in AI | Radio ratings 101 | New ownership cure-all Sep 27, 2023

The hottest couple on the planet right now makes my skin crawl. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are the new “it” couple, and companies like Heinz are capitalizing on them.

Cool Air B&B in the Scottish Highlands could be next on your to-do list. It’s Shrek’s swamp!

A man married his A.I. girlfriend and I don’t know how to feel about it.

The Colorado Rockies are a lost cause, but is selling the team the right move?

And the mail bag has me attempting to explain how radio ratings work.

Ep. 417 | Getting attention using feces | Tyreek Hill - porn star | Don't trash talk Sep 26, 2023

A Denver business man got the attention of the government by scooping human feces and placing it on the steps of the city and county building.
Tinder app… or prostitution app? Tinder is having high-end users pay a $500 monthly fee for premium access.
Who dropped the dead body? A mortuary fumbled a deceased person, damaged the body, and still presented it to the family at the wake. Everyone noticed.
Chevy Chase is a dick, and a lot of people know it.
Tyreek Hill has exotic plans after he retires from football. He wants to be in adult films.
Shilo Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes was talking trash before the Oregon game. Then they proceeded to get throttled by the Ducks. This is why you should never trash talk in sports.

Ep. 416 | Dmac breaks his silence Sep 25, 2023

Long time Denver radio host, Darren McKee (Dmac) joins the show.

Dmac fills us in on getting let go from the iconic Denver radio station.

What is going on with the Denver Broncos? They got hammered by the Miami Dolphins, 70-20.

Usher is going to be the next Super Bowl halftime show.

Why people shouldn't try and set free lobsters from restaurants.

An alligator in Florida was found with a human remains in it’s mouth.

Four months after changing the iconic name to Frankmobile, the Wienermobile name is back!

Theme park rides are dangerous, so don't ride them.

Which is more likely to actually exist: Bigfoot, extraterrestrial life (aliens) - and they're on our planet, or ghosts.

Ep. 415 | Talking to your pet gets awkward | Favorite character voices I do | Elon Musk is in trouble Sep 21, 2023

Sometimes when you drop your device… you just got to let it go… especially if it’s covered in feces.
Elon Musk is playing a risky game by possibly charging all of X (Twitter) users. And if he does it, that may put the nail in the coffin of X (Twitter).
A breakthrough in science could allow you to speak to your pet. Hmm, I wonder what that would sound like?... I have some audio for you.
And via the mailbag, I’m asked about my favorite characters that I do, and if any new ones are in the works.
Thanks to Ryan Reynolds and Adam Sandler for making appearances on the show.

Ep. 414 | I was almost a porn star | Nerolink human trials to begin | Using anesthesia for tattoos Sep 20, 2023

Denver Broncos head coach, Sean Payton, needs to stop pointing the finger - and start pulling the thumb.
Who’s ready to sign up to get a nerolink jammed in your brain? Elon Musk is moving forward with human test subjects, now he just needs volunteers.

Rich people are so soft, they will pay $40k to make tattoos hurt less. Some are paying a large amount of money to go under anesthesia and get their tattoos.

The U.S. Military allegedly found the crash site of their $80 million F-35.
Instagram fame can get you a porn deal. At least for one influencer it might.
This reminds me of the time I was solicited to be in a porn.
A wife is made at an OnlyFans star for something her (the wife) husband did. But who should really be upset with?
Also, can we bring back lawn darts?

Ep. 413 | Massive changes at iconic radio station | Don't be that guy Sep 19, 2023

Be ready, Colorado is phasing out gas powered lawn tools. But is that really the best idea?

A lottery winner did a smart thing with his new money. He bought his wife flowers, and got himself a watermelon.

A man tried to sue the hospital in Australia after witnessing his wife’s c-section.

The Denver sports radio world was shocked by a massive change up at the iconic station, 104.3 The Fan. How do changes like this compare to your job?

Ep. 412 | The U.S. lost an F-35 in South Carolina | Crazy Amazon order of 1,000 condoms Sep 18, 2023

A Canadian woman received an odd package from Amazon. It was 1,000 condoms that she didn’t order.

Get those damn snakes out of here!! Snakes on a New York Subway causes chaos, and a man in Australia took his snake surfing and got in trouble for it.

The U.S. military lost something very expensive ($80m to $150m - depending who you ask), and they want your help in finding it. Apparently an F-35 could still be flying around after its pilot had to eject.

A London woman who has spent about $7k on dolls feels like it’s prepping her for a real baby.

And the Denver Broncos pooped themselves on national TV, but it’s not time to panic, despite what local radio talents are saying.
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Ep. 411 | Everybody panic! Sep 14, 2023

McDonalds is making some big changes, and it may upset some people. They will be removing all of their lobby soda machines, as well as downsizing the dining rooms. It makes sense, especially because so many customers are gross.

A youtube prank that would make me lose my shit. A kid smeared chocolate all over his parents’ kitchen. That kid better get to cleaning.

A disgusting family heirloom that I’d be pissed to inherit. A 50 year old Cadbury Creme Egg!!

Classic news agency move that caused a panic before they did anysort of research. Some guys at a Dublin beach dug a giant hole, then the news assumed it was created by something from outerspace.

NFLPA calls for 'moving all stadium fields' to natural grass in wake of Aaron Rodgers' season-ending injury.

NASA calls B.S. on whistleblowers.

Ep. 410 | Alien bodies in Mexico | A.I. may take down music industry Sep 13, 2023

Updates on 2 stories we did recently:

The lady with the haunted picture who refused to sell it, is selling it.
The guy named Taco who lives in Japan and spent $14k on a legit dog costume. Well, he's looking for love and a new career.

Political season means a good way to get votes is to take your top off and brag about your sex life. Let's hope Joe Biden and Donald Trump take this path.

Another legendary musician speaks out against A.I. and gives a shocking prediction. Brian May, co-founder of Queen, has big concerns about the music industry and A.I.'s influence on it.

Mexico just shocked the entire world as it showed off alleged alien bodies. But what’s the ripple effect if these turn out to be authentic? How does this alter the religious and scientific worlds?

Ep. 409 | Does size matter | Judging a book | Blame for Broncos loss Sep 12, 2023

Is this the best prank ever? Well, maybe to everyone except the person it’s happening to. A lady in Sydney, Australia is upset because people are calling her cell phone and doing a Chewbacca impression.

People locked in on their cell phones can be very dangerous, especially when angry bulls with fire on their horns are in the mix.

Don’t judge a book by its cover, and don’t sit on people who don’t want it. An angry woman sat on another woman’s lap after she didn’t give up her seat on the bus.

A lot of people are bagging on the small scoreboard at Folsom Field. But does the University of Colorado need to upgrade?

Aaron Rodgers is done for the season with a torn achilles, which is horrible for him and the Jets fan base.

Who is to blame for the Denver Broncos loss to the Las Vegas Raiders?

Ep. 408 | Worst emotional support dog | Police commandeered a kid’s bike | Rotten Tomatoes is a lie Sep 11, 2023

Riding a hamster wheel across the Atlantic didn't end well for one man.
An emotional support dog that was constantly farting and drooling during a 13 hour flight.
A police officer in England commandeered a kid’s bike so she could catch a suspect.
Rotten Tomato is in some hot water for allowing their ratings to be manipulated.
Would you eat your lunch 1,000 feet high in a Subway blimp?

Ep. 407 | Renting out half your bed | City of Pittsburgh is seeking archers | Dating with 93 personalities Sep 07, 2023

Woman makes nearly $1,000 a month renting out the other side of her bed to strangers.

F1 driver Carlos Sainz chases down alleged thieves who stole his $500,000 watch.

City of Pittsburgh is seeking archers to help deal with the deer population crisis in parks.

AT&T SportsNet Rocky Mountain shutting down, leaving Rockies broadcasts in limbo for 2024. Just have Altitude TV pick them up… oh wait.

A woman said she has 93 'alter' personalities — “I found a partner to love each one”.
And I attempt to do an Al Pacino impression.

Ep. 406 | Worst travel experiences | Living in the late 1900s | Digging through the Great Wall of China Sep 06, 2023

Don’t dig through one of the seven wonders of the world. Someone put a giant hole in the Great Wall of China, and the reason is mind blowing.
The worst travel experience may have just happened. Someone lost control of their bowels, and diarrhea was expelled all over the plane’s cabin.
An update from Air Canada forcing passengers to sit on vomit covered seats.
Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton put Russell Wilson in his place, and so many companies need to take notice of that.
Frozen humans could be brought back to life in 50 to 70 years. What would it be like if you had to explain today’s life to someone who has been asleep since the 1960s?
And the mailbag exploded after my son asked me what it was like living in the late 1900s.

Ep. 405 | Chris Farley as Shrek - actors who could never be replaced Sep 05, 2023

Burning man muddy disaster left over 70,000 stranded in the middle of the desert.

A giant alligator was caught in Orlando Florida. The giant beast weighed 920 lbs, and was over 13 feet long. Some people are mad that it was hunted, but it needs to happen.

I play you audio of Chris Farley as Shrek. Which takes me down a rabbit hole, and makes me ask the question: What tv/movie roles could never have been played by any other actor?
And I give my lists of iconic roles and the people who played them.

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Ep. 404 | Flight crew tells passengers to sit on vomit | Colorado shocks college football | Darwin award Sep 04, 2023

An Air Canada allegedly kicked off two passengers from a flight for complaining about their seats that were covered in vomit.

Adam Driver was brought to tears after he received a 7-minute standing ovation for his new movie Ferrari. Am I the only one who thinks that’s a tad ridiculous?

A group of people were caught on video running towards a family of bears at Yellowstone National Park. One individual was holding a young child.
Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g4TcNqpxpTA
A woman has grown a mullet longer than she is tall after going 33 years without a haircut to the back of her head. The hairstyle sets a new Guinness World Record.

Breaking down what Deion Sanders brings to the University of Colorado. The CU Buffs defeated 17th ranked TCU, and the college football world is on notice.

Ep. 403 | WTF is that Aug 31, 2023

A Nebraska man was caught driving with a giant bull in the front passenger seat.

5 million bees spilled out onto the highway, and then it got chaotic.
A man in Mexico ordered a mobile phone online, and got a grenade in the mail instead.

Why it’s important to flush the toilet after you use it. It’s weird that we have to remind people to flush.

And the mail bag is wide open!!

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Ep. 402 | Lucha Libre and the Denver Broncos are teaming up | I don't speak Spanish | Haunted painting Aug 30, 2023

Joel Klatt was on with Schlereth and Evans and he kept using my line “all balls”.
Lucha Libre and the Denver Broncos are teaming up, and while announcing this, I realize that I’m terrible at speaking Spanish.
Epic food fight in Spain has me wanting to travel to the town of Buñol.
More restaurants being sued. Burger King, McDonalds, Wendys, and Taco Bell are fighting false advertising claims.
Did a lady in the UK buy a haunted painting? If so, what she ended up doing with it, has me scratching my head.
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Ep. 401 | Chaos at Coors Field | Massive snake in Australia | NYPD hunting drones at U.S. Open Aug 29, 2023

A couple of fans stormed the field during the Rockies Braves game. The fans latched onto Braves player Ronald Acuna Jr. and wouldn’t let go.

Somewhere in Queensland, Australia, a 16 foot carpet python went from atop someone’s house then onto a tree. I posted the video on my facebook page.

The NYPD said if anyone flies a drone over the U.S. Open (tennis), they will take immediate action to take the drone out. All the police officers must be itching for something to happen.

Nearly 4,000 people are hospitalized with foreign objects in their rectum each year, according to a new study published last month in The American Journal of Emergency Medicine.

A waitress on Reddit claimed that a man left a note saying he thought she was "rude" for asking him and his wife if they wanted to split their restaurant bill.

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Ep. 400 | Kevin Hart and I are the same | 455lb o-lineman | Scottish Highlands could destroy the world Aug 28, 2023

Thousands of people are joining together in the Scottish Highlands in the largest search effort for the Loch Ness Monster, in 50 years! But if they find what they’re looking for, it could cause major chaos for the entire world.
An Austrian lifeguard made the news after he pushed/kicked an older kid off the high dive.

Kevin Hart got a reality check after tearing his abdominal muscles while trying to race former NFL running back, Steven Ridley.
Kevin Hart and I are in the same boat, when you add in me getting my ribs busted by Mark Schlereth. Oh, and the time Tyler Polumbus injured me… the story Tyler doesn’t know about.

TCU freshman (OL) Brione “BIG BUBBA” Ramsey-Brooks is 6’5 & 455 Pounds... I can't imagine he makes it past halftime playing at that size.

The Denver Broncos are trying to cut you a deal at the concession stands, but I don’t think it’s as good of a deal as they think.

Ep. 399 | Living on Mars with your coworkers | Stealing an entire porch | Russell Wilson's epic line Aug 24, 2023

The biggest fight… ever… is on! Elon Musk confirmed he will fight Mark Zuckerberg in Rome, Italy.

A Georgia man stole an entire porch. - Yes, an entire porch!

Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson had an epic line at a press conference. He may have a future in movies.

Do you have the best personality to live on Mars? I give you the list of what they're looking for. And could you imagine living on Mars with your current coworkers?

Do airlines need to be more strict with horrible passengers?

Ep. 398 | Beware of killer clowns | India lands on the moon | Distrust in company ratings Aug 23, 2023

Another animal escaped a zoo. This time in England.

A dumb trend sweeps the world via TikTok, and it concerns some experts saying it will create trust issues. I say trust issues might be a good thing.

India did something the Russians couldn’t - they landed on the south side of the moon. I explain why countries are in a hurry to get to the southern part of the moon.

Why it’s hard to trust online ratings of companies. And we read some bizarre reviews of the Great Sand Dunes in Colorado.

I fill you in on why I tend to live in a constant state of fear.

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Ep. 397 | Russia crashed on the moon | Dinosaurs on the loose | Naked on a farm Aug 22, 2023

A Russian spacecraft crashed on the moon. So that took me down the path of my Rich Russian Billionaire character.

A UK sunflower farm is asking people to stop taking nude photos in their fields.

US tycoon Bryan Johnson, who spends $2 million a year to reverse aging, starts 'penis rejuvenation therapy'.... Shockwave therapy on his junk

A McDonald’s customer claims she found pennies in her chicken nuggets.

A.I. chimed in on what would happen if Jurassic Park was real, and the dinosaurs escaped.
FYI - it's not good.

Ep. 396 | Sumo champ playing football at CSU | NFT fallout | No abs no work Aug 21, 2023

Buyers of Bored Ape NFTs are suing after digital apes turn out to be bad investments. Yeah, no kidding!
Andy Elliott, a professional sales trainer and car salesman, says he will only hire employees if they have six pack abs. I explain why this guy is an idiot who is setting his company up to fail.
A United Airlines pilot got fed up with a parking gate that wouldn’t open at Denver International Airport. So he went and got an ax, then began chopping at the gate. Would you want him flying you around in a plane?
Famed actor Gary Busey was trending after a bizarre interview where he slammed buttered sausage, and praised honey.
It’s starting to drift into pumpkin spice season. I saw pumpkin spice dog treats at Petsmart, which took me down a path of dogs eating gross things.
Colorado State Rams have a former Sumo champion playing football for them. Hidetora Hanada of Japan won the 2022 world championship in Sumo, now he's taking a crack at football.
And Deion Sanders, head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes football team, confused some people with his comments after his team fought during practice.

Ep. 395 | Don't go cheap on this | Furry beach fight Aug 17, 2023

Suburban Detroit woman says she found a live frog in a spinach container.
Thousands of tarantulas will soon be crawling across Southeast Colorado.
Plane passenger causes outrage after putting bare foot on the armrest for the duration of a three-hour flight.
Woman sent a ' 'Stranger Things' 'star $10K over 1 year, divorced husband in wild catfishing saga.
Furious furries fight back after busting a man filming them on the beach.
Things you don't go cheap on: Toilet paper, salad dressing, and a whole bunch more!
And Soundbites of Chaos makes its return.

Ep. 394 | Dogs are evil | Steel nuts | My Disney idea Aug 16, 2023

An Australian mom won’t kill her daughter’s head lice because the family is vegan.
A man, Zac “The Horse” Gordon, broke the Guiness World Record for most planks busted by using his nuts.
Disturbing fact about your cute and lovable dog. Your perception of your furry friend will be changed forever.
I created a new disturbing Disney movie that involves grasshoppers. I feel like I should be getting a call from Disney any day now - either to offer me a job, or to tell me to stop with my dumb ideas.
Be extra careful drinking beer over in the UK.
Fixing a toilet because somebody is an aggressive flusher.
And the latest nicknames for Mark Zuckerberg.

Ep. 393 | I’ve been lying to you Aug 15, 2023

We’re surrounded by click bait, and I’m knee deep in it.
Oregon revoked an old school law that prevented people from pumping their own gas, and the change went into effect immediately. Now, New Jersey is the lone snob state that pumps gas for you.
I could never have multiple relationships at the same time.
Italian restaurant charges $22 to slice a birthday cake. Social media is flipping their lids because of this. I explain why this could be justified.
Dana White hints that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg could fight in the UFC, but not against Elon Musk.
The 2009 movie “The Blind Side” is full of lies. Michael Oher, the man the movie is based on, has come forward stating that the Tuohy family has lied about them adopting him, as well as some other shadiness.
In fact, some on social media are demanding Sandra Bullock give back her Oscar that she won for the movie "The Blind Side"... Which is dumb.

Ep. 392 | Don't stick snakes in your pants | Nursery rhyme of horror | Still early on Broncos Aug 14, 2023

Kids are back in school, and I may have a new career path.
A supermarket in Austria had to shutdown due to a Brazilian Wandering spider being on the loose. Its bite causes extreme pain throughout the body, high blood pressure, and painful erections.
A man stuffed 14 snakes down his pants and tried to get through customs.
Trailer for Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge was released.
What iconic story from our childhood will take a sharp turn and be made into a twisted movie? I give you an idea.
And Denver Broncos fans need to settle down after the first game of the preseason. No need to panic… unless they don't fix the offensive line. Then there's plenty of room to panic!

Ep. 391 | Rapid fire through the news Aug 10, 2023

Tampa’s mayor went fishing and caught a 70lb brick of cocaine.
A newly hired driving instructor in Lakewood Colorado, crashed his car into the driving school.
Bad way to die: Italian man crushed to death by thousands of cheese wheels.
A Texas woman was mowing the lawn, then was attacked by a snake and hawk at the same time!
McDonald’s employee reveals how iced tea is made… and yes, it has a ton of sugar.
An oblivious woman walked through a beach wedding, and social media is mad.
Gen Z wants to change the infamous name of the “wife beater” shirt. But is their new name that great?

Ep. 390 | Why Disney sucks | Colin Cowherd's massive mistake | We need real alien proof Aug 09, 2023

Disney could be opening a new theme park in Melbourne Australia. Which would be great for the city. That being said it's just another Disney park I don't plan to attend.
Some insane stories from the broadcasting world. Colin Cowherd said on his show that Dwayne Haskins will never win a Super Bowl. Mostly because Dwayne Haskins died last year.
Also, the Baltimore Orioles suspended their TV broadcaster, Kevin Brown - but nobody can wrap their minds around why. In fact, Yankees broadcaster Michael Kay defended Brown.
A Harvard physicist is saying we'll have proof that extraterrestrial life is real, here in the next few weeks. It better not be another "story" saying aliens are real. We need to see legit evidence.

Ep. 389 | Musk is making excuses for his fight with Zuck | Top U.S. cities for weed consumption Aug 08, 2023

My wife made an epic mistake when it came to our household.
It’s that time of year when we’ll start seeing Spirit Halloween stores popping up everywhere.
What are the top cities in the United States for consuming weed, and where does Denver rank?
Elon Musk is already prepping his excuses for losing a fight against Mark Zuckerberg.
Fritos and Floyd’s Barbershop are giving you a chance to win $10,000… as long as you get a mullet.

Ep. 388 | Beyonce's crazy toilet demand | Best and worst days for employee production Aug 07, 2023

What days of the week are employees more productive and less productive?
Social media are supporting a lazy employee who was fired for playing with her phone instead of working.
Google is charging its employees $99 a night to stay at its on-campus hotel to help transition to the hybrid workplace.
Elon Musk does the same thing at X, but doesn’t charge his employees.
Iraq’s prime minister has ordered an investigation into how a bear escaped from its crate in the cargo hold of an Iraqi aircraft as it was due to depart from Dubai airport.
Beyonce spends thousands of dollars a year because she requires fresh, untouched toilet seats wherever she goes. Just so she doesn't have to sit on a used one.
A semi spilled its load on an Arkansas highway… When authorities reached the scene and were devastated to find thousands of containers of nacho cheese scattered about.
Just call me Mr. Fix It! I explain how I fixed my LG tv that was having internet connection issues.

Ep. 387 | Lizzo is in big trouble | Fat fingers at NASA | Strip club of sadness Aug 03, 2023

You could earn $18k a month to play the card game Uno.
Human error almost ruined a 46 year NASA project.
A teacher came home to find seven-foot pole mysteriously cemented in her driveway. Which reminded me of an epic prank by Super Bowl champion Mark Schlereth.
Funeral homes offering bright pink Barbie-themed coffins. I have a creative way for me to be put to rest.
Former Lizzo dancers were weight-shamed and pressured while at strip club. The details are crazy!
I share my sad strip club story.

Ep. 386 | I'm not down with PDA | Humans in animal costumes cause a stir | More reasons to buy whiskey Aug 02, 2023

I think I'm getting old becasue I can't stand public displays of affection (PDA).
A man in Japan spent $24k on a wolf costume. And I ask the furry community to let me see their world.
A Chinese zoo denies its bears are humans in costume, all becasue people on social media think they know best.
I give you more reasons to buy whiskey by explaining how the drink can help keeps bugs away.
Elon Musk had to remove is giant X sign in San Francisco. But did he do it for publicity?
And a Centennial Colorado building for sale... and it used to be a swingers club.
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Ep. 385 | Colorado gator attack | False advertising in food | Time traveler has shocking news Aug 01, 2023

Oops, my son listened to the podcast. I'm sure his teachers will be pleased with what I taught him.
Colorado Gator Farm in Mosca, Colorado made international headlines when an employee identified only as Chad can be seen heading into the water to feed the 12-foot, 600-pound animal a huge raw turkey. It didn’t end well for Chad.
Taco Bell is being sued due to false advertising, and I agree… they're misleading the consumer.
An alleged ‘time traveler’ from the year 2671 claims that a ‘giant space creature’ will be discovered in the next few months. So that's cool. Plus, he has some other predictions that will change the world, assuming they happen.
I explain why I probably won't go to the Denver Broncos training camp this year.
And my guilty pleasure involves Transformers and chocolate covered pretzels.

Ep. 384 | Aaron Rodgers claps back at Sean Payton | Barbie fight | Bad science Jul 31, 2023

Aaron Rodgers fires back at Broncos HC, Sean Payton.
Subway to give free sandwiches for life to one person who agrees to legally change name to ‘Subway’.
Scientists have revived a worm that was frozen 46,000 years ago.
Rollercoaster riders left stuck 72ft up ride at UK theme park… for 40 minutes!!
An enormous Lebanon bologna sandwich billed as one of the world’s largest has been unveiled at a central Pennsylvania fair.
Fight in movie theatre breaks out after parent lets their child watch YouTube during Barbie screening.
Check out Sugarfire in Westminster for some amazing BBQ https://sugarfiresmokehouse.com/locations/co-westminster/

Ep. 383 | Honesty in sports and business | A.I. claimed its first victim | UFOs and aliens Jul 27, 2023

Frenchs, the mustard company is teaming up with Skittles for National Mustard Day. So If you want to try and grab some mustard Skittles, go to Frenchs.com/MustardSkittles.
Bird owners don’t get the respect they deserve, but one bird lady put lives in danger.
Why you should be really careful when opening a time capsule.
Artificial Intelligence claims its first victims, as it proves fashion models are completely useless. Milla Sofia is dominating the social world, and she’s not even real.
Quiznos is bringing back the Spong Monkey mascot. One of the worst ways to sell food is to have a rodent with human teeth, cocked human eyes.
New Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton talked with Jarrett Bell of the USA Today about where the team is headed.
While talking, Payton destroyed last year’s coaching staff of the Broncos.
After hearing what Sean Payton said, you should take his approach and apply it to your job.
Did we learn anything from the whistleblowers talking with Congress about UFOs/UAPs and aliens?

Ep. 382 | Poo spilled on highway causes crashes | New Colorado road law | Humans and A.I. merge Jul 25, 2023

A Waterbury man was arrested for spilling poop from a semi-truck on Interstate 95 Northbound and causing multiple car crashes due to the slick roadways.
A new law will affect you as you drive around Colorado… but you may already have thought it was a law.
Dominoes pizza was delivered with 3 pieces missing. What I found out next made me judge her extremely harshly.
Scientists are planning to grow nearly a million brain cells on silicon chips so they can be “taught” to perform tasks in sync with tech including self-driving cars.
Leftovers on our conversation about nasty restaurants continued as I dove into the Mail Bag.

Ep. 381 | Musk changes Twitter's name | Buying a haunted rocking horse | Broncos new uniforms Jul 24, 2023

After watching Secret Invasion on Disney Plus, I heard one of the worst lines by Samuel L. Jackson.
Plus, what would it be like to be friends with a dramatic bad guy from a TV show or movie?
Elon Musk changed the name of Twitter to “X”, which may be one of the dumbest names he could have gone with.
People in a small French town aren’t picking up their dog’s poop, so the government will take DNA from all dogs, test poop they find, then fine the owners of the dog.
An Australian guy lost his to-do list at a ski resort, and it’s hilarious what’s on it.
Would you buy a haunted rocking horse? What about a home where a murder took place?
What should the Denver Broncos new alternate uniforms look like?

Ep. 380 | Manager served trash can fries | Stop messing with bison | Too hot in Denver Jul 23, 2023

It’s way too hot in the Denver metro area right now!!
Under the category of ‘GROSS AF’: A South Carolina Burger King manager was arrested and accused of serving customers fries from the trash can.
AMC Theaters said Thursday it is ending its "Sightline" tiered seat-pricing pilot, which it began earlier this year, in which moviegoers who sat up by the front of the theater directly next to the screen paid less for a ticket compared to those who chose more desirable seats in the middle of the theater.
The palm recognition service, called Amazon One, will be available for payment and Prime membership benefits in all Whole Foods Market locations by the end of this year.
A woman who was injured by a bison in Wyoming, said yes to her boyfriend’s proposal - she was in a hospital bed when he asked! Probably jacked up on pain pills too!
A man bought the website matching the name of Elon Musk's 'Burnt Hair' cologne, and traded it for a family tour of The Boring Company. What an idiot!!
I think I created a new character that only reviews alcohol.

Ep. 379 | Tupac murder news | Dolly Parton said what | Rapid Fire Jul 20, 2023

Mark Schlereth, 3 time Super Bowl champion/former Denver Bronco/analyst for FOX Sports/host for Denversports.com… Is like Jake Gyllenhaal and can’t quit me. That comparison sounds a lot more graphic than the truth of the story.
Dolly Parton was promoting her rock album, RockStar, when she said she’d prefer to die on stage.
Chelsea Gotta of Pella, Iowa - found that $25k treasure in Utah that we talked about last week. They way she said she found wasn't as funny as they way I hope she found it.
Police may have found new evidence in the Tupac Shakur murder case from back in 1996.
Rapid Fire through the meaningless headlines:

I was a weak priest until a madwoman attacked me at the altar— now I'm the 'Hulk'
Thousands of infamous 'penis fish' wash ashore after heavy storms
I went to a birthday dinner — and fought over splitting the $4.6K bill
I was fired for TikToking on the job — now I earn six figures as a life coach
‘Human-sized’ bat terrifies social media users: ‘So scared’
Enormous, 'highly venomous' sea snake washes up on foreign beach, terrifying locals
I'm a mortician — here's what we do with breast implants after someone dies
I have a foolproof way to get free drinks from men: 'Definitely a little f - - ked up'
I’m a toe-wrestling world champ — I had my toenails removed to compete

Ep. 378 | Dwayne Johnson crossed the picket line | Careful what you text | Taco Tuesday has been freed Jul 19, 2023

I’m being ghosted by the creators of South Park.
Taco Tuesday is finally free! Taco John’s gave up the rights to the phrase “Taco Tuesday”, so now taco entities across the United States can use it to sling their delicious Mexican food.
With the writers and actors striking in Hollywood, the reality show content is going to skyrocket. Now get ready for Golden Bachelor. A 71 year old man trying to bed someone’s grandma.
Dwayne Johnson just got paid $50 million upfront from Amazon for an upcoming Christmas movie called "Red One". Is The Rock crossing the picket line by doing this?
Be careful what you text. A man in Canada responded to a text with an emoji, and it cost him thousands of Canadian cash. Which might be thousands of denim jeans and jars of maple syrup - I’m not sure they use real money up there.

Ep. 377 | Tour de France selfie causes crash | Madden rankings are lame Jul 18, 2023

I started to listen to audio-books, and I’m in the middle of Sarah Silverman’s - The Bedwetter. It made me really appreciate her comedy style, as well as people like Tig Notaro.But it also reminded me of a podcast I recently listened to where two scientists tried to break down comedy. They basically try to ruin comedy.
The woman who last year married a ghost named Edwardo, is now divorced from him. So, she’s available!
Tour de France teams ask fans to behave better after reported selfie causes mass pileup in 15th stage.
Park Rangers are upset with people building rock cairns in nature. Rock cairns (KARENS) are man-made piles of rock stacked on top of each other.
An Australian man and his dog who were lost at sea for months and survived by drinking rainwater and eating raw fish, have been rescued.
The Madden video game came out with its player rankings. Some players are pissed. But what if your job had public rankings?
And this bizarre side hustle of a lawyer that will possibly lead to a divorce if you use it.

Ep. 376 | Bad side of the lottery | Hong Kong smokers beware | Colorado pilot in big trouble Jul 17, 2023

When you watch a movie with your loved one, they’re not even paying attention, then they say “this movie/show sucks”. Yeah, that happened to me as I watched Tom Segura: Sledgehammer on Netflix with my wife.
A Colorado man was cited for illegally landing a helicopter near a lakeshore inside of Grand Teton National Park.
The Taos County Sheriff's Office offered safety tips for campers in the area due to a Bigfoot warning.
It’d be nice to win the lottery / Powerball, but I lay out the negative side of winning a ton of money. States like: New York, Vermont, South Dakota, and Wisconsin don't allow you to be anonymous. But, Colorado kind of does.
People in Hong Kong should stare at smokers disapprovingly as part of efforts to create a tobacco-free city.
Keys to successful dating isn’t being dishonest, it’s not filling in the information gaps until it’s needed.
The truth about Garth Brooks' alter ego, Chris Gaines.
Check out the Savannah Banana “Split” bobble head that I was talking about: https://store.bobbleheadhall.com/products/split

Ep. 375 | Aaron Rodgers heads to Hard Knocks | Internet apocalypse Jul 13, 2023

NFL Films will feature Aaron Rodgers and the New Jets on Hard Knocks. Stoner DeHuff and Connery DeHuff share some thoughts.
Burger King sandwich with 20 slices of cheese goes viral in Thailand.
Beware of the internet apocalypse that is on the horizon.
Rapid Fire (through random headlines):
• I went on a nude cruise with 2,300 strangers — it cured my body image issues
• Rattlesnake has life-saving surgery — after swallowing mouse in mousetrap.
• What is an ‘eargasm’? Doctor reveals why the ‘happy button’ gets triggered.
• 'Floating gold' worth $552,000 washes up inside sperm whale in astonishing find.
• Former Nebraska missile silo for sale after YouTuber renovation.
• Woman unlocks new fear in people after sharing theory that we never really die. (Quantum Immortality)
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Ep. 374 | Naked in Vegas | Taylor Swift rips off her fans Jul 12, 2023

I fire through some of my iconic character voices.
I fill you in on my weird half-naked neighbor who likes to stroll through the neighborhood.
A man was arrested after stripping off all of his clothes, and dancing on the tables at Harrahs.
A man tried to rob an Atlanta nail salon, and nobody cared! Everyone basically ignored him… then he left.
Taylor Swift will bring in a lot of money to the Denver area as she plays two shows at Empower Field. But her ticket prices are a joke, and a slap in the face of her fans.
A treasure chest filled with $25,000 in cash has been reportedly hidden somewhere in Utah, and it's up for grabs to anyone who can find it.
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Ep. 373 | You killed a Smurf | Bigfoot could be real | Ms. Judgy Pants Jul 11, 2023

Is Burger King going blue bun on their Whopper for the new DC movie, Blue Beetle? I explain what this new bun and deceased Smurfs have in common. Man, that sounds so messed up when I write it out.
The Toronto Zoo is asking visitors to stop showing gorillas videos from their phones.
Matthew Moneymaker is Animal Planet's show Finding Bigfoot, and he's excited to announce a new project that will take Sasquatch DNA testing to a new level.
Are people too judgmental when dating? I have a great example of a woman who may have missed out on Mr. Right because she's Ms. Judgy Pants.
A bad look for the library world. A book about electricity was returned to a Massachusetts library after 119 years, and it was in great condition. The problem has to do with the late fee.

Ep. 372 | What A.I. can't do | Airline freakout | Road trip to South Dakota Jul 10, 2023

The family and I took a road trip up to South Dakota and saw Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse, and some other cool stuff. But when you stay at a KOA, beware of the feral children.
A.I. robots claim they can run the world better than humans, but can they invent random things like humans? The answer is a big fat NO!
If you love McDonald's as much as that special someone in your life, the iconic restaurant can be part of your wedding day.
A woman melted down on an American Airlines flight in Dallas. She said the person next to her "wasn't real". I play the audio for you.
Threads is the new social media platform thanks to Mark Zuckerberg and the people at Meta. While people call it and upgraded Twitter, will it take down Elon Musk and his platform?
Do most people hate to see other people's kids on social media?
And the picture you hope never receive.

Ep. 371 | Things people don't want to see on social media Jul 06, 2023

Whether if it's food pictures, firworks, crap concert footage, lame rants from every day life - the list of things people don't want to see from others on social media is long.

Ep. 370 | New fears unlocked Jul 05, 2023

We hear an epic story from legendary podcaster, Mr. Ballen. Lets just say you'll be a bit freaked out next time you sit on the toilet.
I alter the news by spicing up some headlines purely for you and my entertainment.
8 roller coaster riders were stuck hanging upside down for around 3 hours at a Wisconsin festival on Sunday. What the hell is wrong with all of these roller coasters lately?
A California company, Alef Aeronautics said its "Model A" is the first flying vehicle that can drive on public roads and park like an average car to receive clearance for flight by the FAA.

Ep. 369 | Stop falling off ships | Ocean Gate is still advertising | Wrestling Mark Schlereth again Jul 04, 2023

I give you birthday hacks that will hopefully save you money and fill your stomach.
Royal Caribbean passenger survived a terrifying fall off a cruise ship all the way from the 10th deck.
Ocean Gate is still advertising on their website, despite their sub "Titan" imploading, killing 5 people, all while trying to explore the Titanic wreckage.
A UK man is facing 5 years in prison after carving 'Ivan + Hayley 23' in one of the bricks of the historic Roman amphitheater.
Casa Bonita bans tipping and pays wait staff $30 an hour. For a full time employee that's about $62k a year. Not too bad!
Listeners chimed in via the Mail Bag:

Does ketchup belong on a hotdog? I add mayo and people are not happy about it.
Is wrestling Mark Schlereth again in my future?

Ep. 368 | Deadly roller coasters | Denver radio talents I didn't believe in | Cryptids Jul 03, 2023

My family and I went to the Colorado Renaissance Festival, and I met a Unicorn-man. I was also part of a magic show, and now I’m a low rent magician.
Thomas D'Allesandro has a message for the group of men who broke into his house and stole a hard drive that he claims is full of "family photos."
D'Allesandro offered the "Chilean gang" $100,000 for the safe return of his hard drive, no questions asked, and promises to sign a legally binding contract ensuring that he will not press charges on the men. And an additional $100k to fight them.
Are you sure it’s just family photos on the hard drive?
Prices of Sriracha sauce are as high as $70 on eBay on Amazon, up to $124. This is due to the special chili peppers used to make the amazing hot sauce.
Roller coasters in North Carolina and California were shutdown for terrifying reasons.
I was asked by listeners:
“Which radio personality did you work with that was more successful than you thought they would be?”
“What’s it like for Joey Chestnut on July 5th?
“What if all of our urban legends and cryptids (werewolves, bigfoot, chupacabra etc) are actually aliens?”

Ep. 367 | People who suck at their job | Rapid Fire is back Jun 29, 2023

A university janitor who turned off a freezer after hearing multiple “annoying alarms,” ruined more than 20 years of research, according to a lawsuit in upstate New York.
The state of Maine signed into law a bill that partially decriminalizes prostitution.
A top Harvard physicist claims he may have uncovered remnants of an alien 'spacecraft' at the bottom of the ocean.
A spokesperson for the Denver Dept. of Transportation and Infrastructure (DOTI) said people did about $8,000 to $10,000 in damage to city property during the Nuggets championship celebration.
Madonna is in the hospital and possibly on her deathbed, and news outlets can't wait to play her remembrance package.
I Rapid Fire through the scrap pile of headlines.
And Connery DeHuff gives you a PSA on sex.

Ep. 366 | Let's talk about Bud Light | Ryan Seacrest replaces Pat Sajak Jun 29, 2023

Wheel of Fortune's long time host, Pat Sajak will step away after his 41st season, and Ryan Seacrest will take over hosting duties. A lot of people aren't happy about Seacrest joining the iconic game show.
Pink was performing when all of a sudden someone tossed their mom's ashes on the stage.
A woman claims that she was ‘robbed’ at gunpoint by a man before he then ordered her to add him on Facebook and asked her out on a date.
If you want to attend Denver Broncos training camp, you'll need to get a ticket.
A woman in Austin, Texas has gone viral for rubbing horse manure all over her body while people watched.
People are boycotting Bud Light after the beer company had Dylan Mulvaney as their spokesperson. Dylan is transgender, and Bud Light used that to try and sell beer.
I do my best to try and explain where the mega company went wrong. Plus, how they should have approached the endorsement by Dylan.

Ep. 365 | Sell the Rockies | 18 year old saved lives with a drone | Mr. Beast dodged death Jun 27, 2023

I'm getting set to travel to South Dakota to see Mount Rushmore. I'm guessing the kids won't be that excited.
The Colorado Rockies are a dumpster fire and need to be sold. Could Stan Kroenke swoop in and save the tragic franchise?
An 18-year-old drone operator is being credited with saving the lives of two people trapped in Weld County sinkhole.
Can someone make this into a fairytale story? A Virginia woman says she tried to conceive a baby with her incarcerated fiancé after he sent her his sperm in a plastic sandwich baggie from behind bars.
A man got drunk, then decided to change his name to Celine Dion.
Netflix will start streaming Titanic next week… just after the implosion of the Titan sub that was exploring the Titanic wreckage. Is that bad taste, or good business?
Also, super influencer, Mr. Beast - Jimmy Donaldson, dodged death by turning down a ride on the infamous Titan sub.

Ep. 364 | Big leap for A.I. | I'm ready to review Casa Bonita | Maury Provich in your home Jun 26, 2023

I played basketball with my 10 year old son yesterday. The bad thing is, I accidentally ran him over. Actually, maybe it was a good thing. Life lesson?
I need to go to the iconic Colorado restaurant, Casa Bonita. The place the South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker took over. We need an honest review to help it become epic.
Artificial Intelligence just took another giant leap, and it's scary, but could actually help a massive problem that plagues this planet.
Maury Provich has his own at-home paternity test called, The Results are In.
UFC president, Dana White said Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are dead serious about fighting. If they fought, it would be a huge money maker.

Ep. 363 | Tragedy at Red Rocks | Musk vs Zuckerberg | Jet pack pizza Jun 22, 2023

A massive hail storm ripped through Morrison, Colorado last night. It caused severe injuries to about 90 concertgoers - including broken bones.
Domino's pizza will start delivering pizza via jet pack over in the UK, for its festival season.
Elon Musk comically challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a cage fight, and Zuck accepted. How does this end?
I had an amazing father-son moment last night that made me recall making mix tapes for my wife.
I watched Secret Invasion, with Samuel L. Jackson, on Disney + last night. It's really good!
The stepson of one of the people who died in the lost Titan Sub (Titanic) has been all over social media. But not for good reasons.
Plus, Soundbytes of Chaos!

Ep. 362 | Don't be that guy Jun 21, 2023

There's a lot of people in charge, that shouldn't be. And a lot of people who could do good, but opt to be morons instead.
A rich woman in Tampa, Florida, died and left her large fortune to her 7 Persian cats.
An auto shop owner who paid worker in 91,500 oily pennies, was ordered to pay nearly $40,000 for being a jerk-hole.
A restaurant must pay workers $140,000 after allegedly hiring a fake priest to extract confessions of workers.
There’s a watch that will shock you every time you try and commit a bad habit, like drinking soda, gambling, smoking, etc.
If you have workplace horror story, let me know!
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Ep. 361 | Lost Titanic sub | True Crime lovers have issues | Joe Exotic running for president Jun 20, 2023

Under the category of “no kidding”, a psychologist warned it’s a major red flag if you relax by enjoying true crime stories.
Porn stars walk out of European Sex Championships, declaring it 'chaos' that has 'turned into a horror film'
A United Airlines business class passenger was watching hard-core porn during his flight.
Joe Exotic, AKA - The Tiger King, says he's officially on the Colorado ballot for president.
And a search and rescue mission is underway for a submarine that went missing in the North Atlantic on an expedition to explore the wreckage of the Titanic.

Ep. 360 | Best ethnic cuisine | Influencer fakes death | Deadly Grand Canyon Jun 19, 2023

I got a flat-grill and I love cooking on it! Although, I get intimidated by grilling Costco steaks on the grill.
My problem with people in customer service that talk too fast.
An influencer decided to prank his friends and family by pretending he died. This is beyond messed up.
Virgin Galactic’s space plane where a ticket can be yours for the price of $468k.
The underwhelming art museum, Meow Wolf in Denver, is set to start selling booze. I explain what they should do instead.
A man fell 4,000 feet to his death at the Grand Canyon Skywalk. And this introduced me to the stat that points out that the Grand Canyon is the deadliest National Park in the United States.
The truth about the invention of the wheel.
Gen X, Gen Z, and Millennials debate their favorite ethnic cuisine. Italian, Mexican, or Chinese. and I give you my favorite food style.

Ep. 359 | Jokic is bad for the NBA | Tasting a McDonald's mascot Jun 15, 2023

I'm trying to rewatch all of the Indiana Jones movies.
McDonald’s is celebrating it’s controversial mascot, Grimace. The company says he’s a ‘taste bud’, but he looks more like a ‘butt plug’. Anyway, they have a special meal deal that includes a purple (berry flavored) milkshake.
"Grimace Birthday Meal and Shake," which includes a choice of Big Mac or 10-piece Chicken McNuggets, a medium French fry, and McD's first-ever purple shake, "inspired by the iconic color and sweetness of our purple pal".
A woman was pronounced dead in Ecuador, then during her wake, she was showing signs of life. How damaging would it be to witness that?
I explain why Nikola Jokic is bad for the NBA, but is great for the Denver Nuggets and fans across the world.
Zach Bye of Denver Sports was on with CNN, and he broke down just how great Jokic is.
Would you rather your kids play like LeBron James or Nikola Jokic?
And I give you Soundbytes of Chaos!!
Plus, keys to enjoying your job.

Ep. 358 | Alien encounter in Vegas | Attacked by cows Jun 14, 2023

A woman in Boulder County was taken to the hospital after a herd of cows attacked her. She was running on a trail when a witness said about 30 cows swarmed and stomped on her.
In sad but not shocking news - a man died after eating raw oysters from a seafood stand near St. Louis.
A sushi chain in Japan is suing a high school student for $480,000, after he licked a soy sauce bottle, and stuck it back with the others for customers to use. He then posted the video on social media.
After 40 days in the Amazon, 4 children have been rescued. Now, I brought this up a few weeks back, because at that time the Colombian president said they found the kids after 17 days. Then things changed. Is there something going on over there that is being covered up?
Documented by the Las Vegas police department, news of potential extraterrestrial life being in someone’s backyard is dominating the headlines. We hear from the witnesses, including a LVPD officer. Are we on the doorstep of living side-by-side with alien life?

Ep. 357 | Will Casa Bonita succeed | Topless Canadian witches Jun 13, 2023

Topless Canadian 'witches' were caught eating a deer carcass bizarre security camera footage.
A man was brutally attacked and killed by a shark, while swimming in Egypt's red sea. Then people on social media were upset when they couldn’t find the video footage.
More reasons to dislike social influencers, a man was filmed breaking into Florida’s Busch Gardens theme park, stealing ice cream, and entering an alligator exhibit. He then posted a video of him doing this, which then got him arrested.
Man unwraps his bananas before weighing them at checkout to save money.
South Park creators - Matt Stone and Trey Parker spent upwards of $40 million to renovate Casa Bonita. Doesn’t that seem high? Also, where do you see this iconic Colorado restaurant in 2 years? Will it be a huge success?

Ep. 356 | Apple's new VR is pricey | Dumb criminals | Colorado road trip - Bent's Fort Jun 12, 2023

A great little place to visit in Colorado, is in the Southeastern part of the state in the city of La Junta. I took my son down to Bent’s Fort for a road trip filled with history, snacks, and beautiful scenery.
Apple announced its new VR headset that is jaw dropping with its features. The biggest problem? It has a price tag of $3,500!
A Rhode Island man is facing four felony charges after police say he admitted to breaking into homes to steal sex toys to give as a birthday gift.
A woman in New Mexico found cocaine in her Sonic hot dog.
A man installed a $2,500 trailer to his Tesla so he could put a solar charger on it. Is he a genius or not?
Nuggets/Heat in the NBA finals, and what the lame mayors bet on it.
If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet?

Ep. 355 | Somebody is getting fired | When I almost died in Australia Jun 07, 2023

People, including myself, who misquote or don’t remember epic movie lines.
Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is a great and emotional movie, but not enough to cry at.
Ford has to recall a bunch of Broncos due to an odd seatbelt issue.
The problem with social media, and why it scares me.
Am I living in an alternate universe after I capsized in Australia about 12 years ago? A version of quantum immortality theory, may suggest that to be true.
Mt. Everest is a giant pile of trash, that is overloaded with hikers.
Beware of the mighty ghost chicken of North London.
When people say “I need to talk to you”, you immediately recall all the incorrect things you’ve done.

Ep. 354 | Workplaces are getting softer | Adult diapers at a Taylor Swift concert Jun 06, 2023

Should alone time involve nudity? I'm not sure how I got to this question, but hey, we're here.
Bare minimum Mondays. Could your workplace benefit from the latest trend that allows employees to ease into the work week?
Adult diapers at a Taylor Swift concert? Yeah, apparently a lot of people think this is a great idea.
If you have trouble sleeping, there’s some things you shouldn’t eat before bed that will help get a good night's sleep.
Ford has a robot that is just for sitting in vehicles. Why is that import? The robot simulates an obese person.
Drinking alcohol helps you speak other languages.

Ep. 353 | Guys pee incorrectly | Aliens are among us Jun 05, 2023

Guys may be using the bathrooms incorrectly, according to scientists. I disagree with the highly educated for some of their reasoning.
Condom brand Trojan released new research which revealed that one in eight men admitted to carrying protection with them to funerals.
A man stuck a large can up his back end... and it ended poorly.
Alien lifeforms are already living among us, a former US Government UFO expert has claimed.

Ep. 352 | Will Ferrell as John Madden | Colorado has a poop problem | Terminator sexbot Jun 04, 2023

When people overreact and freak you out.
While he said he’s done with playing football, there’s still a way for Tom Brady to come back and play in the NFL. And since he’s going to be a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, that’s the team he’d play for.
Will Ferrell is the Dwayne Johnson of comedies, and he’s going to play John Madden in an upcoming movie.
I make my inaugural attempt at a John Madden impression.
Backpacker Magazine is helping get the word out that the Colorado wilderness has a human poop problem.
Terminator style, self healing skin will have a huge impact with the adult industry. I do an impression of a broken sexbot.

Ep. 351 | Shannon Sharpe exits FS1 | How much pee is in the pool | Messing with high people Jun 01, 2023

How to mess with people when they’re high, based on things I’ve done.
Pools are a horror show when it comes to cleanliness. Well, not all of them. But I give you knowledge, via the University of Alberta, to find out if you should jump in or stay out.
Idiot robbed a store with an old Duck Hunt gun controller. This leads me down the path of playing old school Nintendo games.
The state of Maryland made a huge mistake by printing a website on their license plates. 10 years later, they don’t own the URL anymore, a gambling company does.
Shannon Sharpe is leaving FOX Sports after his relationship with Skip Bayless soured, to say the least. How does their relationship equate to your work environment?
I fill you in on some of the people in national sports media who are nice, and at least one who’s a jerk hole.

Ep. 350 | Dumb things you shouldn't do | DIA security upgrades May 31, 2023

83 year old actor, Al Pacino got his girlfriend pregnant and will be 101 when his newest child turns 18. Pacino is the only elderly actor to start up a family late in his life, Robert De Niro who is 79, is also expected to have a child later this year. Imagine taking care of a baby while you’re in your 80s! No thank you!!
The sport of cheese rolling at Cooper’s Hill, just West of London, is pure insanity. The winner of this year’s race in the women’s division, Delaney Irving (19) of Canada, was knocked unconscious at one point during the race.
After his wife lost a beauty pageant, a man stormed the stage and grabbed the crown, and smashed it to the ground.
Air New Zealand for the next 5 weeks will be weighing all passengers boarding their flights in a bid to determine the average weight of flyers. Some people are upset about this. But we hear the scientific reason for this.
A man was arrested for stealing $2,100 worth of toothpaste.
Burlington, North Carolina had an awful senior prank at Williams High School that caused over $4,000 in damages. Students poured cement into the toilets and urinals.
DIA is giving a massive upgrade to their security lines. The program is called DEN Reserve.Passengers will be able to reserve a time for free, with no account or membership required. The goal is to expedite the security process.
Nuggets/Heat tickets are crazy expensive. So FOX 31 in Denver gave a list of things you could buy for the same price as Nuggets tix.

Ep. 349 | Why mosquitoes love you | Fantasy becomes reality May 30, 2023

A new study in Current Biology by an assistant professor at the Johns Hopkins University examines a key factor that attracts mosquitoes to some people over others: body odor.
Straight out of Grand Theft Auto, a man steals a backhoe for a 10-mile drive to Illinois airport to catch flight.
Government officials in Georgia are asking residents not to be naked in their driver’s license photos.
The Denver Nuggets are set to take on the Heat in the NBA finals… Can't wait to see the news outlets use cliche headlines.
Japanese scientists have claimed they’re on the cusp of growing human babies in the lab, by incubating eggs and sperm in an artificial womb. Mix that with the artificial intelligence boom, and say hello to the Matrix.

Ep. 348 | Life comes at you fast - will you be prepared May 28, 2023

Teaching my kids to have a good work ethic via lemonade stand sand mowing lawns.
A man opened the emergency door as a plane was landing. So I give you tips on how to deal with morons who they and do that.
A Southwest Airlines pilot had to crawl through the cockpit window, after the door was locked.
Man accused of trying to break into Daytona Beach home while fleeing from ‘ghost.
A man broke his penis in three places.
Will Derek Wolfe continue to develop as an on-air talent?
I give a motivational speech that you should play on a loop.

Ep. 347 | Living in a simulation and other craziness May 26, 2023

I asked listeners to give me random thoughts and questions. Well, they delivered!
So we have weight loss tips that could get you kicked out of the doctor's office.
Lawsuits because things are too hot, and why companies end up settling.
The dangers of dry ice.
Why are there so many milk varieties at the grocery store?
The idea that we're living in a simulation is easy to believe, so we're going to keep an eye on this possibility. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not Neo. Maybe Agent Smith.
Dogs that are jerks, and why they may be stealing your shoes.
Is Denver Broncos' QB Russell Wilson washed up? We revisit my interview with Alfred Williams to answer this question.
The science of water and if it's actually wet.
And I give you all a special treat with "Soundbytes of Chaos"!
Want to join the show? Email me at dehuffuncensored@gmail.com

Ep. 346 | Shot over a Hot Pocket | More reasons to hate Tom Brady May 25, 2023

What is wrong with people?! A man in Kentucky shot his roommate in the butt after the roommate ate the last Hot Pocket. Instead of using a gun, he should have just given the dude a purple nurple.
Over in the UK there’s a competition to see who can charm the most worms out of the ground in 30 minutes. It’s called Britain's World Worm Charming Championship… and if you need me, I’ll be in my backyard trying to charm a worm.
Dana White and Adam Sandler are teaming up for a comedy series based on the UFC.
If you’re flying on a plane, is it wrong to change your baby's diaper on the seat/food tray? Because that happened, and the internet is split on this.
Space travel for the average Joe is getting to be more common. A SpaceX rocket took a former NASA astronaut and 3 customers to the ISS for a week-long trip.
Need more reasons to hate Tom Brady? Easy, he reached an agreement to be a partial owner of the Raiders. Now, I really hate him.

Ep. 345 | Jokic dethrones LeBron | Selling spit | Steel rings stuck on man's junk May 23, 2023

Ice cream truck season is here once again, and I explain why I think they're creepy. And I may have made some enemies.
Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets are headed to the NBA Finals for the first time after they beat LeBron James and L.A. Lakers.
Via 9News (KUSA), I give you some fun facts about Nikola Jokić.
A woman in the UK dropped out of medical school, and is now selling her spit for a large amount of money. I know she's making some good cash, but I have to bring this story back to reality.
A man in Australia got nine heavy duty industrial stainless-steel rings stuck around the base of his junk for 12 hours! The removal of the rings left me squirming - but mostly laughing.
Bryan Johnson, who is rich, is taking the blood from his teenage son, to try and bio-hack his way into staying young.
A doctor lost his job when a patient became restless, the doctor reportedly asked a nearby cleaner to hold the man's leg and pass surgical instruments -- despite having no medical experience.
And a man was caught smuggling 8 ½ inch scissors into prison via his back-end. Just add that to the list of why I couldn't hack it in prison.

Ep. 344 | I'm not a lumberjack | Renaming the Wienermobile | Who's all in on the Nuggets May 22, 2023

I’m all beat up from a busy weekend. I pretended to be a lumberjack, and I built a trampoline. Now my body feels like I got ran over by a GEO Metro. What? Everyone says truck. I'd be more likely to survive and do a show after if it was a small car. Live in reality, people!
The Facebook APP update that had a bug, caused chaos for some. The bug sent an automatic friend requests to any profiles people had viewed. So us Facebook stalkers may have been exposed. Awkward!
Legendary Laker, Magic Johnson tweeted out: "I have to apologize to the Denver Nuggets, they proved that they are a better and more talented team in their victory over the Lakers tonight. They put both teams in the Eastern Conference on notice that they are committed to winning a championship!"
Charles Barkley is all in on the Denver Nuggets to win the NBA championship, and he’s been for a long time.
A burger for $700? Yep! A wagyu meat (8oz) burger with caviar, fresh black truffle, lobster flambeed with cognac, topped with aged Irish cheddar and drizzled with honey. Oh, and covered with gold. It's all yours at Drury Beer Garden in Philly. This is a great reminder to not overcomplicate a burger.
Oscar Mayer changed the name of the Wienermobile to Frankmobile. I explain why they changed the iconic name. Plus, listeners take a crack at renaming the legendary vehicle.
And we have leftover talk on the foods that make your skin crawl, including raw oysters! It's basically chilled sea boogers.

Ep. 343 | Martha Stewart on SI swimsuit cover | Pat McAfee to ESPN May 19, 2023

Does A1 sauce belong on steak? This question has the entire world (in my mind) split.
Plus, other weird food trends that should stop.
Four children, including a baby, found alive in the Amazon jungle after they survived a plane crash on the 1st of May. This reminds me of the amazing story of surviving a plane crash in the Amazon Rainforest. The story of Juliane Koepcke. Listen to this classic episode on SPOTIFY https://t.co/vHMCoOlxnV
Grocery cards are a scam, and there's nothing we can do about it.
ESPN hiring Pat McAfee during mass layoffs is bad optics, and it's a win-win for Pat.
This summer, the city of Golden, Colorado will launch "The Best for Golden," a program trial that moves all police department employees from a 40-hour workweek to a 32-hour workweek without a change in pay. What are the pros and cons of this? Could you see your company doing this?
Man indicted in theft of 'Wizard of Oz' ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland. This is a bizarre story.
Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 81. But some people are against it. Also, I think I have a thing for older women.

Ep. 342 | Liberate Taco Tuesday | My house is haunted May 18, 2023

My wife is out of town and I'm pretty sure our house is haunted. Things went missing, crazy noises in the home, and my dog has gas. The last thing has nothing to do with a potential ghost.
Florida police mistake sand art for a deadly alligator. That would have been awesome to see.
Working in front of the big bosses can be stressful… Broncos Coach Sean Payton had fun with QB Ben DiNucci after he threw a pick six in practice.
Taco Tuesday is trademarked by Taco John’s and Taco Bell is trying to make it so all companies can use the iconic phrase.
Florida driver stops for turtle crossing busy highway, causes multi-vehicle crash. And a chicken was on the loose on a subway track, and it halted service in Mexico City. Am I wrong for thinking that you should just run small animals over?
Only 4 states want the Denver Nuggets to win it all - Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, and Utah. And this is why the NBA will push to make the Celtics / Lakers match-up happen.
And listener, Ramon, sent in a crazy in-law story.

Ep. 341 | Dumb criminals | Reliving John Elway’s helicopter play with my son May 16, 2023

I got to relive Super Bowl 32 with my son last night. Watching my son get excited about John Elway’s helicopter play gave me goosebumps.
Under the category of - What an idiot: A Colorado driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop. This seems like it's a made up story... but it's not!
A stupid TikTok trend has customers stealing napkins, forks, and hot sauce from Chipotle. Why? Because they’re upset about upcharges on guacamole, queso, as well as expensive burritos. As a former restaurant manager, I explain why this makes zero sense.
I attempt to get all sciency on you, but fail, when I talk about the future of space travel. You could soon get married, or even have a Michelin-star meal on the boundaries of space. And traveling to Sydney Australia could take only a few hours via space.
Denver has filled 3,537 potholes since the start of the year. That’s 430 over what they were last year at this time.
I remind everyone that I am the person who nicknamed Ball Arena “The Sack”. If someone uses that on the airwaves, they must give me credit.
My interview with Bold Journey: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-scott-dehuff/

Ep. 340 | Me vs Neil deGrasse Tyson | Ted Lasso vs Broncos Country May 15, 2023

The lamest named city in the world is the Texas city of Kyle. And they're hoping to bring together more than 2,325 Kyles to clinch the Guinness World Record.
Renfield is an awesome movie starring Nicolas Cage, Nicholas Hoult, and Awkwafina. This may be Nic Cage's perfect role.
Robin Greenfield uses the leaf of a blue spur flower instead of toilet paper to wipe his backside. Are you willing to use a leaf to help save the planet? I'm not!
Man was electrocuted and died after sticking a ping pong ball up his butt during while masturbating.
"Grandman, why are you burning Grandpa's ping pong table?"
A stupid Youtuber may go to prison for 20 years after crashing his plane in a California forest. After the crash, he then tried to cover up what he did.
Ted Lasso slammed the Denver Broncos when trying to support the LGBTQ community, and some people in Colorado didn't get the joke.
I face off with Neil deGrasse Tyson after he said this on social media: "If Artificial Intelligence fouls up society, then how intelligent was it, really?"

Ep. 339 | The creepy truth that'll make you laugh May 12, 2023

The voices in my head try to take over for this episode.
Wendy’s tests an AI chatbot that takes your drive-thru order. And as a former restaurant manager, I can honestly say that industry is getting closer to not having human employees - and I'm mostly fine with that.
Lionel Richie, 73, says sex with his girlfriend, 33, keeps him young – not plastic surgery. And that leads us to an astonishing discovery about the fountain of youth.
Coked out man in Miami started clawing his way through the wall to his neighbor’s bathroom.
What does a gimp (leathery or rubbery suit wearing person) sound like?
A Utah woman, Kouri Richins, who published a children's book about grief after the sudden death of her husband has been charged with his murder. This allows me to give advice on if you think someone is poisoning you.
People who don't pull forward into the intersection when turning left, so more cars can get through on the same light cycle, are jerk holes.

Ep. 338 | The judgement and oddly moist episode May 11, 2023

The question that lays heavy on every man’s mind - Why do women hate the word ‘moist’?
A sewage truck had a spill on I-76 near the interchange with Highway 224 in Colorado. So I had to bust out some Dad Jokes!
Legendary NFL and MLB star Bo Jackson was on with McElroy and Cubelic in the Morning and shared some bizarre news about his hiccups.
I give you an update on the Nikola Jokic Mat Ishbia drama. Plus, why the Denver Nuggets need to hammer the Suns in game 6. (Spoiler - I was right, they did hammer the Suns)
Musical artist ‘The Weekend’ is going to eventually stop calling himself The Weekend. This leads me into discussing the truth behind why Garth Brooks went by ‘Chris Gaines’ for a short period.
I can’t help but be a judgmental jerk with this story. A British couple are consciously 'unschooling' their three children and are giving them the power to choose when - or if - they learn to read and write.
Two car garages in my neighborhood are a big fat lie.
And while I openly copycat and modify a Twitter trend, some don’t understand how life works.
The NFL schedule release shows are a complete joke due to the schedules being released before the shows.

Ep. 337 | Adult themed lollipops | Food in the shower | Zuckerberg the fighter May 09, 2023

The World Video Game Hall of Fame announced its 2023 inductees. Barbie Fashion Designer, Computer Space, The Last of Us and Wii Sports.
I also share the story of how my brother and I ruined my sister's Barbies growing up. Oops!
A man who calls himself Gazpacho Machine — or Gaz, for short, revealed how he gets paid to eat food inside his shower. So now I'm going to make videos of me eating in the shower.
Do you love lollipops? Do you love vaginas? What if they were combined? That's what Nova Jewels is doing in Scotland. Wait, is there a way of me copying this too?
Facebook founder (and possible robot) Mark Zuckerberg took part in his first jiu-jitsu martial arts tournament on Saturday and went home with silver and gold medals.
Limb lengthening surgery grows in popularity for cosmetic reasons, and I don't fully understand it.
Olympic legend, Amy Van Dyken shared a story of a guy insulting her due her being in a wheelchair. So I got serious for a second to call out the jerk hole.

Ep. 336 | Jokic shoves Suns owner | Hotel manager snuck into guest's room to suck on toes May 08, 2023

Wedding chaos in Albuquerque had me driving seven hours to save the day. My reward was unlimited Old Fashioneds!! Also, I hate mosquitoes.
The owner of the Phoenix Suns, Mat Ishbia disrupted the playoff game against the Denver Nuggets. His disruption was capped off by Nikola Jokic 'shoving' the owner in order to get the game back on track. Then all the wussy Suns fans freaked out. Get over it!
German police say a 51-year-old man who was left tied up in the woods when a sex game went awry, had a lucky escape after a cyclist and a hunter heard his screams for help. Imagine being rescued by a man in spandex and click-on shoes.
Why are Americans smuggling Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel? Well, it's because of TikTok. Also, this is another reason to despise TikTok.
The mystery of 500lbs of cooked pasta being dumped in a New Jersey wooded area, has been somewhat solved by local residents.
A man was staying overnight at the Hilton Downtown Nashville hotel. He was awoken at 5 am by the hotel manager sucking on his toes. And now I'll be forever fearful of staying at a hotel.

Ep. 335 | Bad neighbors | GPS fail | Star Wars Day May 04, 2023

As adults, we tend to get excited about pretty weird things. Mark Wahlberg stops by to disagree.
May the 4th Be With You Day is upon us and Star Wars fans are all jacked up about it. We find out how people celebrate this unique holiday.What side are you on - Star Wars or Star Trek.
Tourists in Hawaii made a big mistake. They blindly followed their GPS into the ocean.
Got bad neighbors? An Arkansas woman is concerned about her family’s health, claiming her neighbors have been defecating in buckets and the feces washes into her yard when it rains.
The next Philly Naked Bike Ride is coming in August.The Kentucky Derby is one of the most overrated sports in the world.
Mail bag:

Albert on TikTok - Do you think there is superhero fatigue for Superhero movies and tv shows?
Tulsa Bronco on Twitter - how stupid and soft is the term “gentleman’s sweep”? You didn’t sweep anything! You lost a game!

Ep. 334 | Let's cut the B.S. May 03, 2023

Adult website, PornHub.com, is taking a stand against the state of Utah. Now, nobody in the state can access their content.
Secret nuclear sub plans were found in a toilet stall. Thankfully they didn't fall into the wrong hands.
Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story was a huge success for Netflix. Now, they're making season two. It will focus on Lyle and Erik Menendez, the brothers who were convicted of murdering their parents in their Beverly Hills home in 1989.
A semi crashed and released 1 million bees onto Florida highway.
Minnesota Republican Sen. Calvin Bahr, of East Bethel, voted via Zoom. The problem is, he was still in bed with his shirt off.
The city of Denver said the default speed limit on local streets has been slowed from 25 mph to 20 mph, unless otherwise posted.
Broncos QB Russell Wilson is the third biggest social media influencer in the NFL currently. Also, I have hardly any followers on IG. - Follow HERE!
DeMarcus Ware will sing the National Anthem at the HOF preseason game in Canton this year.

Ep. 333 | Big companies & A.I. screw the workforce | Worst and best airlines in the U.S. May 02, 2023

Hollywood writers are on strike due to poor pay. Why do companies need to be forced to take care of their people?
More shocking news is coming out on the real threat of artificial intelligence, including IBM anticipating 30% of non-customer-facing roles could be replaced by AI and automations in five years. As well as roughly 7,800 jobs could be replaced by Artificial Intelligence (AI) in the coming years.
What are the best and worst rated airlines in the United States? The results may shock you.
And I give you the list of weirdest things to be left behind in an Uber.
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Ep. 332 | We all can be idiots May 01, 2023

Imagine being so excited to get a modeling gig, then one day you see your work being used for a micro-penis article.
My neighbor is lucky to be alive after having trouble cutting down a large pine tree. This triggered me into thinking about Darwin Awards (dumb ways to die).
A Dutch man who fathered at least 550 kids, has been banned from donating sperm.
Why be a beautician when you can be a full-time witch! That's what Jessica Caldwell did.
A South Korean art student ate a banana that was part of an installation by artist Maurizio Cattelan, saying he was "hungry" after skipping breakfast.
Undercover cops in California sold meth to a dealer, then let him drive off with it.
A kid in Warren, Michigan saved the lives of his fellow classmates. The bus driver passed out, and the kid that's when he jumped into action..
Colorado Avalanche fans are frustrated by their early exit from the playoffs.

Ep. 331 | Blue checkmarks are the new NFT | Truth about IPA drinkers Apr 28, 2023

Listeners chimed in with a bunch of fun and random questions.
Was Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton caught smoking weed? An alleged video of him smoking out of a bong, surfaced. But is it even a big deal?
The difficulty of making new friends as an adult is real!
Scientists have worked out how to expand life expectancy by 80%. But let's be honest, it's a bad idea to implement.
Why cold plunging should be a part of your daily routine.
Diet Coke and Coke zero are basically the same thing.. Why do we have both?
People who pay for blue checkmarks are the same people who pay for NFTs. Change my mind.
People who FaceTime in public need to lose their phones.
Why the Avs can’t have nice things (this year).
IPA’s taste like liquid ditch weed yet the world is full of them - why? Plus, I expose IPA drinkers for who they really are.
Does Altitude just fold now that their lawsuit has been settled with no resolution, or is Kroenke just content with running it in the red forever?

Ep. 330 | Naked sunbathing landlord | Dropping a load in someone's garden Apr 26, 2023

I had to take my cat to the vet today. Why did I feel like I was catnapping him?
A zoo is recruiting people to wear giant inflatable bird costumes to scare off seagulls.
The court determined that a landlord sunbathing naked in the courtyard of his building wasn’t a reason for his tenants to reduce their rental payments.
A Boston Marathon runner got caught taking a dump in someone’s garden.
A man poured cow poop all over the exterior of his car. Why? Because it keeps his car much cooler in the heat!
Aaron Rodgers is now a New York Jet, and Zach Wilson needs to do all he can to learn from him.

Ep. 329 | Spilled rice delays flight | School drop-off chaos Apr 25, 2023

A Southwest Airlines flight was delayed for one hour due to an unknown person spilling rice.
Chipotle will open an all electric restaurant in Castle Rock. But is that the right direction to head?
Jack Black's song, Peaches, made it to the Billboard Hot 100, at #83.
The Mandalorian has a Grogu problem, and I guess I'm fine with it.
School drop-off chaos has a lot of parents irate.
Joel Klatt of FOX Sports can credit his success to Tenacious D.
And the DeHuff Uncensored podcast has been named Best Podcast in the state of Colorado.

Ep. 328 | The trouble with bonuses | SpaceX Starship successful blow up Apr 24, 2023

I went to the Mile High 420 Festival, and that was an interesting experience. The best part was I ate the best Philly Cheesesteak I've ever had in the state of Colorado.
MillerKnoll CEO and president Andi Owen ripped employees expecting a bonus, despite not performing well enough to earn one. But the CEO did something that made her argument fall flat. While not giving employees a bonus, she took a hefty bonus herself.
The inaugural flight of SpaceX's Starship ended in flames. Due to that, a bunch of non science people are bagging on the Elon Musk headed company, and calling everything a failure. But was it really?
A woman confesses she's worn the same jeans for 18 years and has never washed them. That's not as strange as you might think. But there is a big issue with this that needs to be pointed out.
And the Colorado Rockies are one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball. When will that change?

ICYMI | Mind bending stories Apr 22, 2023

I give you two stories that will make you question your reality.
1 - A man named Mitch had his wonderful life with his wife, Kayla, and their two kids, get turned inside out... and the insanity revolved around a lamp.
2 - What would you do if you ran into someone you know, only to find out it wasn't actually them? It looked exactly like them, but this person is an imposter.
This is a story of child's encounter with his father's doppelganger.
Got a weird or spooky story?
Send it to dehuffuncensored@gmail.com

Ep. 327 | Interview with Alfred Williams Apr 21, 2023

Two time Super Bowl Champion for the Denver Broncos - National Champion for the Colorado Buffaloes - Denver sports radio legend - My friend... Alfred Williams joined the podcast.
Big Al and I spoke about his time working with Scott Hastings and how it helped develope his skills in broadcasting.
The story of why Shannon Sharpe gave Alfred the nickname, Hot Plate.
We also discussed the elements that go into developing a championship team, whether it's in sports or business.
And why did the Denver Broncos fail last season?

Ep. 326 | Altered state of consciousness Apr 19, 2023

Some may say this episode will be enhanced if you alter your state of consciousness. So have at it - or don't.
A Google Street View car ran someone over in South Africa, and the pictures were uploaded for some odd reason.
Zen Cannabis made a giant 420 lb weed chocolate bar.
A team at the New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology in Socorro is taking birds that have been preserved through taxidermy and converting them into drones in order to study flight.
Snoop Dogg's professional blunt roller says she makes between 75 and 150 joints a day and earns $50,000 a year. What happens when Snoop decides he doesn't need her anymore? Hopefully she gets a job at Taco Bell so they roll better burritos.
I give you the best snacks to eat when you're high. And no, these aren't fancy, they're just delicious!
I give you some stories that will turn your mind inside out. These are so good, I can't even tell you what they're about. I will say that they will make you question the world around you.
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Ep. 325 | I’m Mr. Judgy Pants Apr 18, 2023

A 13-year-old boy had to be freed from a claw machine after he climbed inside hoping to score a prize, according to an official at a North Carolina amusement park.
Russell Wilson rolled his golf cart over the weekend… he wasn't hurt. But now I want to see Golf and MAro Cart
Lucas Helmke, an Australian father, has set a new world record for push ups, completing more than 3,206 in just one hour -- that's 53 every minute, or almost one a second.
Anthony Bass is a pitcher for the Blue Jays. He got upset with United airlines after they asked her to clean up the popcorn mess.
Elon Musk is starting his own artificial intelligence called ‘X.AI”. This is not too long after he said publicly that AI needs to be paused.
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Ep. 324 | Truth bombs galore Apr 17, 2023

I ate an amazing cheeseburger over the weekend. The problem is, I found a long hair in it just as I was about to finish it. Is it wrong that I pulled out the hair, then finished the burger?
Ladies with long fingernails freak me out for an odd, but for a logical reason.
Imagine being on a rollercoaster and it stopping mid-ride, then you’re forced to climb down a wet and steep staircase, all while the cold wind knocks you around. Yeah, that happened over in the UK on The Big One ride at Blackpool's Pleasure Beach.
Beatriz Flamini - a 50-year-old Spanish athlete - went underground in a cave, in complete isolation for 500 days so scientists would be able to study her. Sounds like a beautiful vacation!
People had the chance to get married in front of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile while it was in Las Vegas. I can’t help but drop some negative truth bombs on this.
I take you down my weird thought process that ultimately ended nowhere… or did it end somewhere? I honestly don’t know.
The 17th century equivalent for ‘Go to hell!’ was ‘Turd in your teeth!’ - Please use this in your life!! PLEASE!!
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Ep. 323 | Escaped hippo smashed by SUV | Rockies mascot attacked | I hate aliens Apr 14, 2023

I was transported to a Seinfeld episode. In a group of about six people, one person sneezed. Four of those people said, "bless you". I didn't say a word, and I received what is known as "the death stare".
The best way to get your family to hate you is to drain the joint bank account, then throw $200,000 in cash out of a speeding car and onto the interstate in Eugene, Oregon. Yep, that happened, and the man who did it, Colin Davis McCarthy, and his reason for doing it makes no sense.
A waitress has been fired from a goth themed restaurant in Japan after allegedly creating a cocktail with her own blood at the request of a paying customer.
The Colorado Rockies are joining the trend of changing the alcohol cutoff to the end of the 8th inning. This is on the heels of a drunk fan tackling the Rockies mascot, Dinger, during the 7th inning stretch.
Escaped hippo once belonging to Pablo Escobar, was killed in a highway crash with an SUV.
Astronomers detect five fast radio bursts from over 4 billion light years away. And now I'm not sure how I feel about the idea of E.T. life.

Ep. 322 | Small town Colorado gem | 3rd nipple shirt | Welcome to the water crisis Apr 13, 2023

I list off five traffic laws in Colorado that you might not know about. Thanks to KDVR - FOX 31 for the info.
Fresh water is a necessity for humans to live. So why do we waste so much of it on a regular basis? And should places like Colorado ban grass lawns?
A dodgeball incident between a student and a school employee, has everyone scratching their heads. Plus, I recall my head-jarring moment from elementary school dodgeball. And the greatness of playing tetherball.
Arnold Schwarzenegger got fed up with a pothole in his neighborhood, so he filled it. But the city of Los Angeles said Arnold made a big mistake by doing what he did.
And I give you insight to a hidden gem right here in Colorado. An amazing place to escape from the craziness of life. I'm talking about the town of Lyons.
Also, I wore a shirt that looked like I had a third nipple. Now people will think of me as the guy with the giant third nipple.

Ep. 321 | John Elway in Yellowstone | Living forever starts now | Pitch clock and beer sales Apr 11, 2023

With the new pitch clock in the MLB shortening games by about 45 minutes, the Brewers are extending their beer sales by an inning. Some people are upset with this, saying the team is only concerned with making money and not the safety of the fans.
Nick Cannon was on the Howard Stern Show and said wants to have a child with Taylor Swift. Nick already has 12 kids.
John Elway spoke with the Denver Gazette about what’s next for him, and he said, "They aren't making many Westerns anymore," - "Maybe I'll call Kevin Costner and get a part in 'Yellowstone' TV series.'' So with the help of the listeners, we find out what his name should be.
Casa Bonita partners with Colfax Marathon, and now Trey Parker and Matt Stone are really becoming a huge part of the community.
The FBI warns that people should avoid using public chargers at malls and airports, and stick to their own USB cables and charging plugs.
Dr. Pratik Desai, a Silicon Valley computer scientist who has founded multiple Artificial Intelligence platforms, boldly predicts that a human being’s “consciousness” could be uploaded onto digital devices by the end of the year.
I explain why this tech is bad for society.

Ep. 320 | Reality show comes to Denver | When I was a ghost hunter | Nuggets set to fail Apr 10, 2023

I saw the new Super Mario Brothers movie with Chris Pratt. It is definitely worth seeing. And Chris Pratt's accent isn't as bad as the haters say it is. I do have one big issue with the Luigi character.
Netflix's show - Love is Blind, is coming to Colorado. If you want to try and get on the show, fill out this survey loveisblind.castingcrane.com. Good luck! I'm pretty sure there's no reality show I could be successful on.
An extremely haunted hotel in Texas is set to reopen. My big issue, the amount of people who get "harmed" by these alleged ghosts, makes me question why anybody would ever stay there.
I share the story of when I was a ghost hunter in Colorado, but had to stop because it got too real.
We get an update on a story from last fall - Brocarde says she wants out of her marriage to ghost husband Edwardo (Victorian soldier) after just five months. Oh the drama between these two is outstanding! Also, she be crazy.
A 44 year old man in Queensland Australia was attacked by a 15 foot crocodile while swimming. He survived after sticking his fingers in the crocodile's eyes. Side note: Why would you swim where there's crocs?!
MAIL BAG:

Is Mike Malone the reason the Denver Nuggets are awful in the postseason?
My eyes are opened to the mushroom world that's all around us. Including - Morel mushrooms.

The average person has 13 secrets. How many do you have?

Ep. 319 | Idiots at airports | Attacked with a fish | Snake on a plane Apr 07, 2023

Cadbury and Subway are teaming up in the UK to giveaway a limited amount of a special sub. It's a sub filled with melted Cadbury eggs. It basically looks like a bad decision.
Also, the Easter Bunny is a disgusting lie. I mean, really disgusting. This a great time to remind listeners that this podcast isn't made for children.
A pilot in South Africa was forced to make an emergency landing after he discovered a cape cobra curled up at his feet. Snakes and spiders have no place in a plane or car. If one makes it into my vehicle, I may just burn it to the ground.
DIA is ranked third in the world for busiest airport. With that knowledge, you better be ready to go through security and backup the line.
A man was beaten with a frozen fish. Great, now I'm going to have nightmares about the Gorton fisherman. But I am hungry for fish sticks.
An 18-year-old girl in India had to undergo emergency surgery after swallowing her cell phone during a fight with her brother. Who thinks away to win an argument is to swallow a phone?!

Ep. 318 | Love and hate of John Elway | Dwayne Johnson's big announcement Apr 05, 2023

I found an old school version of the Oregon Trail game, and I was playing it with my 8 year old daughter. I forgot about the odd life lessons in the game. For instance, dysentery will most likely end you.
Amanda Booth is the owner operator of Jizzy Jewelry. Looking at the company name you can figure out how she makes her products.
FYI, she made $300k making this type of stuff last year
So, she made an egg out of a customer's semen not too long ago. Anyway, I had some fun with the idea of a guy displaying his jizz egg at his house.
A thief in Pennsylvania stole a 3 foot foam carrot from the Clearview Mall in the city of Butler.
The security guard chased him down, then was dragged by the thief's vehicle for a quarter mile. It was a 3 foot foam carrot! Not worth it, bro!
Dani Renyolds of Australia, broke a Guinness World Record when they crafted a wig measuring 8 feet and 6 inches wide. I don't understand some people.
Disney and Dwayne Johnson revealed they are in the beginning stages of creating a live action movie of Moana. Kevin Hart better be playing the chicken character, Heihei.
John Elway is officially done with the Denver Broncos. While so many like to bash on Elway for his time as the Broncos GM, I think it's time we get out of the pool of hate and appreciate what Elway did for the franchise.

Ep. 317 | How to beat a ticket | No phones in restaurant rule | Welcome to Mars Apr 04, 2023

When will humans start living on Mars? I explain the science of the process by stealing the words out of smart peoples' mouths. I basically Googled 'Terraforming Mars', and repeated some of what I found. I feel smart now.
The Guinness Book of World Records awarded a 4 year old in India as the youngest published author. It got me thinking, what if I wrote a children's book with one of my characters? What would it be called? Connery, Cowboy, Mama, and others took a big swing and miss at some titles.
There's a dog in England that only responds to a heavy Northern Irish accent. So naturally I had to take a crack at it. I may have offended Irish culture.
In Melbourne, Australia, they're having a mad rush of people buying sex dolls to fight traffic tickets. They're using them in the express lanes. I'm sure that's the only thing they're using them for.
Kota Kai, owner and operator of Tokyo eatery Debu-chan, wants his customers to enjoy their dining experience even more. So he is making sure they aren't distracted by their phones ban banning their use in his establishment.
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Ep. 316 | Shut down artificial intelligence now | Proposal goes wrong at Dodgers Stadium | The T-Rex lie Apr 03, 2023

Ricardo Juarez wanted to propose to the his girlfriend, Stephani Gutierrez. So while they were at the Dodgers game, he decided to jump onto the outfield and pop the question. Well, then Ricardo got popped by the stadium security - really popped. Like snot bubbles out the nose, popped. This sparked a lot of conversation - did the security guard overreact?
I'm actually more irritated with the idea of a public proposal.
T-Rex's appearance in Jurassic Park is a big fat lie!! I know, shocking considering that's based on a true story.
Anyway, evidence suggests that instead of a mouthful of fangs sticking out like a crocodile's, the T-Rex had lips which covered its teeth whenever its mouth was closed. Like a Komodo Dragon or Angelina Jolie.
Should artificial intelligence be shut down or at least paused? Elon Musk, Eliezer Yudkowsky, Apple's co-founder Steve Wozniak, along with many others say, yes!
I asked ChatGPT some questions about the future of AI. Its answers are straight to the point, obvious, troubling, and borderline erotic - depending what you're into.
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Ep. 315 | New food at Coors Field | Denver media dispute settled | I had an ab once Mar 30, 2023

A lady freaked out on me yesterday after I dropped off the kids at school. Apparently I wasn't driving fast enough for her. Anyway, I responded to her in a calm and mature manner. Just kidding - I wasn't happy and I may have overreacted.
My wife spoiled a perfectly good lie I told my son. For a short time he held me up on a pedestal, then she took a bat to that pedestal, and knocked me to the ground.
You can buy Robert Downey Jr.’s chewed gum — for $40K.
A man went to the hospital due to major discomfort, and they found some produce where it didn't belong. His response to how it got there is extremely bizarre.
Aramark, who supplies Coors Field with its food, announced some big additions for game day.
A lot of listeners respond to the new menu items.
I also made a plea to the Colorado Rockies to allow me to throw out a first pitch to one of their games. And yes, if I ever throw out a first pitch, I'm going to bring the heat!
The Mail Bag was full:

Why do bands think it's acceptable to play tracks and lip sync?
Is a pop tart, toaster strudel, and ravioli the same thing?
Am I team Altitude or team Xfinity?

And after the DNVR vs Denver Sports logo dispute being resolved, I gave an apology.
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Ep. 314 | Woolly mammoth meatballs | Drink stereotypes | Soft employees or over-the-line employers Mar 29, 2023

There's a viral video of a Lowes employee massively struggling with a box while on a lift. Is he being a soft employee? Or were his management and coworkers wrong for making him struggle?
Bartenders are sharing stereotypes they assign to popular drink orders. Thanks to Buzzfeed for this.
Pepsi is changing its logo. Plus, Pepsi is changing its formula over in the UK and Ireland. But how will people react?
I give you a quick update on the Gwyneth Paltrow trial.
A company named Vox in Australia made a Woolly mammoth meatball. One day someone will actually eat one. The company is making the point that we don't need to be killing animals, we can just grow their meat and eat that. But will you eat lab grown meat?
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Ep. 313 | Armpit sweat could help with anxiety | Lost trust in the truth | TSA has issues with Colorado IDs Mar 28, 2023

Armpit sweat could be used to treat anxiety and depression. So the secret to a happy life could be having stinky friends.
A man who claims to be engaged to a rag doll has announced the 'birth' of their third child together. Connery DeHuff chimed in on this odd situation.
Panera Bread is rolling out palm scanners that will link customers' handprints to their loyalty accounts. I explain why this is a bad idea. Although, Panera and Amazon say it's perfectly safe, and say we shouldn't worry.
Plus, AI voice changer is used to scam parents out of $5k. Yeah, I combine these two stories for good reasons.
If traveling through the airport wasn't stressful enough, TSA is having issues reading Colorado IDs, and that could cause you big delays.
Worst stretches to drive in Colorado? I give you four.
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Ep. 312 | MIT Oreo study | Companys who actually listen to their customers Mar 27, 2023

MIT tested 1,000 Oreo cookies to crack the mystery of the best way to eat one…. THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!!
Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps.
A man got a glass stuck in his back end for three days.
A school principal says she has been forced to resign from a Tallahassee school after parents complained about her 'pornographic' art lesson.
Starbucks’ new CEO, Laxman Narasimhan, will work as a barista every month. But is that a good or bad thing?
Broncos survey season-ticket holders about new stadium preferences.
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Ep. 311 | Lady Gaga and I were almost an item | Worst pick up line | Too much caffeine Mar 23, 2023

How do you know if you are drinking too much coffee? I give you the hard to swallow numbers.
A guy in Japan did an unspeakable thing to someone's bicycle seat. If I say anymore, it will ruin the story.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT:

World's longest beard reaches 8 feet, 3 inches long. The maintenance of the beard makes my skin crawl.
Man visits all 12 Disney parks around the world in 12 days. I explain why this is a horrible thing.
A group of friends were rescued from the middle of the ocean after a giant whale sank their boat as they ate pizza. I cast my giant judgment net on these guys.
Lady Gaga turned to celibacy in fear of partners stealing creativity from her vagina. I toss out the rumor that I made up during the podcast, that she tried to steal my creativity a long time ago.
Brainless blob capable of human-like behaviors has scientists absolutely stumped. FEAR!!!

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Ep. 310 | Best Old Fashioned in Colorado | Jimmy G gets offered sex for life | Musk is hilarious Mar 22, 2023

I vent about Colorado traffic issues and who is to blame for them.
The best place to drink an Old Fashioned may be in Colorado Springs.
I also discuss what I call a "culinary embarrassment" as I took my family out to lunch.
Elon Musk changed the auto-reply message on Twitter's press contact email so that the sender would receive a poop emoji. I can't help but think of how funny that is.
The New Mexico Department of Fish and Game and hiring a so-called "bear hugger" that has "the courage to crawl into a bear den."
Jimmy Garoppolo was offered "sex for life" by two workers at the Chicken Ranch brothel. I explain why it's important for him to accept the offer.
Tim Burton confirmed Beetlejuice 2 now in development, and that makes me excited!
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Ep. 309 | Family vacations suck | Nuclear reactor on the moon Mar 21, 2023

With my wife unofficially producing this episode, I'm sure she'll be displeased with my performance.
After taking my dog to the vet, I'm reminded of my friend who tried to save money by attempting to express his dog's anal glands on his own.
Taking a family vacation seems like a good idea, but let's be honest, they'll usually filled with stress.
My wife reminded me of the annoyance of working from home with your spouse.
Rolls-Royce secures funds to develop nuclear reactor for moon base.
And my daughter may have a ghost in her room.
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Ep. 308 | Best burritos and sandwiches in Colorado | Weed battle - Spain vs Colorado Mar 20, 2023

I'm joined by the always goofy and high host of the Stoned Appetit podcast, Kip Wilson.
Kip is fresh off his trip to Spain after covering their big cannabis convention - Spannabis.
Who has better weed - Colorado or Spain?
Plus, Kip fills us in on the best place in the Denver Metro area to grab a breakfast burrito, a sandwich, and a hoagie.
Also, what are the chances Kip tries to seduce Elon Musk in order to achieve an early retirement?
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Ep. 307 | T.M.I. | My parenting mistake | Stupid people with dangerous pets Mar 17, 2023

The mail bag is wide open and I should have done a better job at filtering. We got some crazy topics today!
Do you split the check on a first date?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
If you could move your family anywhere before the impending Civil War 2 in 5-10 years, where would you go?
Would you trade 2 inches of penis size for a full head of hair?
What would you rather throw away: Love Or Money?
Aliens or pornstars...who's better at anal probes? - Sidenote: if you are a adult film star, I'd love to get you on the show. - dehuffuncensored@gmail.com
Who’s better - Chipotle or Qdoba?
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT:

Jonathan Araiza has a pet crocodile that he likens to having a pet dog. He even lets it sleep with him. Who's going to be surprised when he get his face chewed off? Anybody??
Mom goes viral on TikTok for revealing she named her baby after her deceased family dog… At least it’s not Sparky…
Oklahoma woman has ear nearly ripped off by neighbor's pet monkey, and will need plastic surgery. Why would you have a pet monkey?

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Ep. 306 | Hey it's Mark Wahlberg | State rankings for Zombie Apocalypse Mar 16, 2023

I do a piss poor attempt at a Mark Wahlberg impression.
I jinxed myself when it comes to negative comments!
Elon Musk is starting his own town, and I don’t see what’s wrong with that.
Ryan Renyolds just made a ton of money after Mint Mobile was purchased by T-Mobile.
Sensitive people get upset with a possible Weed Bear.
Where does Colorado and other states rank when it comes to surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Endless breadsticks do have a cut-off time, despite what we want.
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Ep. 305 | Squirrels are jerks | Ciara and Lizzo's outfits draw hate | Weed Bear Mar 14, 2023

Ciara took her husband, Russell Wilson to the Oscar's the other night. She was basically naked. Is it a big deal when celebrities like Ciara and Lizzo perform and make appearances wearing basically nothing?
Cocaine Bear is a success at the movie theaters. Now, Cocaine Shark and Attack of the Meth Gator will soon take to the big screen. I think Hollywood needs to make a "Weed Bear" movie. Make that happen, Seth Rogan!
An Ohio man's pet zebra almost bit his arm off. Also, who has a pet zebra in Ohio?!?!
Women can now swim topless in Berlin. But will that lead to something that we don't want to see?
Since the 2001 census, the number of people in Britain claiming to be Jedi has fallen by more than half, whereas the number of Sith has doubled.
Sharing an article makes you think you know more, even if you didn't actually read the article.
According to a study conducted in 2012, people who complain actually live longer by about two years. This is because by complaining they release their tension which increases their immunity and boosts their health.
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Ep. 304 | The delicious lie of boneless wings | Vegans slapped with meat | Alien mothership Mar 13, 2023

Colorado sports broadcasting legend, Sandy Clough came out of retirement to join Mile High Sports.
A man filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings because boneless wing are actually made out of chicken breast.
What would you do if a man slapped a piece of raw meat across your face while quoting Pink Floyd? Oh, and you were eating at a vegan restaurant.
A man allegedly got a tattoo of the PornHub logo on his hand. If it's legit, good luck getting a date. But, hey, maybe PornHub will give him a free subscription. Even though porn is free!
More missing radioactive items - this time in Houston Texas. How does this keep happening?
The Pentagon and a professor at Harvard University teamed up to write a report about a possible alien mothership in our solar system.
Thanks to NBC News for the Mothership audio.

Ep. 303 | Do we need Daylight Savings Time | Hollywood's recycling of movies Mar 09, 2023

I give Ryan Renyolds and Hugh Jackman an amazing idea for their new Deadpool movie. And now I wait.
Do we need daylight savings time? A study found a 24% increase in heart attacks the Monday after daylight saving time started. I explain some of the pros and cons of DST.
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is reportedly having discussions with gambling regulators in Colorado and Michigan to legalize betting on the company's high-profile scripted matches. According to CNBC.
A cruise line is offering a three year cruise for $30,000 per person - per year. Would you do it?
NEW PRODUCT ALERT:

Sunny D has a Vodka Seltzer.
Reese's Pieces plant based oat chocolate confection and peanut butter. What was it made out of before?? I know the answer is milk, but I like to imagine they are secretly made with meat.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT:

A guy complained because he was kicked out of a McDonalds for not wearing shoes. What adult doesn't know that rule?
A woman found her husband’s dead body in their home months after he vanished... I'm not saying she did it, but she probably did it.
A $2.04 billion Powerball winner bought a $25.5 MILLION Hollywood mansion... like an idiot.
Chris Rock hurt Will Smith's feelings.

Ep. 302 | Dudes in yoga pants | Flying bike on sale in Japan Mar 08, 2023

Thornton Colorado has a unique attraction - Wild turkeys!
Are we as a society ready for men to wear yoga pants in public? Cowboy DeHuff chimes in on the topic.
Tom Brady shut down the people saying he's going to come back to the NFL. And I tell you why he needs to stay away from the NFL... whether we want to admit it or not, being over consumed by your career can have a negative impact on your home life.
The world’s first flying bike” has officially been released in Japan. The New York Post described it "The 12-feet-long XTURISMO “luxury air cruiser” — inspired by the “Star Wars” universe — was developed by the aircraft company AERWINS."
Mail bag is open:
Does the ply count really matter with toilet paper?
If I was a Fraggle on Fraggle Rock, would I help repopulate the species?

Ep. 301 | Massive amount of great content Mar 07, 2023

You saw the headline, there's a lot in this episode!
A bunch of listeners sent in random topics and questions, and I answered them.
Dee on Twitter- Why are there so many jerks flying on planes these days? Is it just because everyone has a cell phone and can actually film these people being jerks and we just never saw them up close before? Can’t everyone just fly in peace with no leg room and crying babies?
Chris in Hawaii - Potty training kids… working with dicks… kids that don't listen… and penis size in different cultures. Yeah, I talked about all of these.
Paul asked - Favorite cereal to make snack mix from? Really bad music... Famous people who date regular dudes (what about dating a porn star)... Smells that trigger your worst memories... Ridiculous phobias... Who ate that first?!?! Clams, oysters, bull testicles, and other disturbing foods... Did Santa have siblings?
Adam on Twitter - Discuss the rise and fall of childhood games no longer around. Such as kicking the can.
From Jessie on Twitter - Are all these UFOs just faked so the government can pull a fast one? And why now can our military can catch and shoot at UFO’s?
And what we can learn from the show - Limitless with Chris Hemsworth. (Disney)

Ep. 300 | Goat yoga is a thing | Golden shower flight | I get hurt a lot Mar 06, 2023

My wife wants us as a family to go to yoga classes... with goats. Wait, does that mean I need to buy yoga pants?
Another passenger was urinated on while flying this past weekend. American Airlines has baned the individual from flying with them.
A German ice cream parlor has cricket-flavored scoops with dried brown crickets on top. Are there places in Colorado that sell weird / obscure food that I should try?
After being asked about all the dumb stuff I've ever done, I decide to give you a list of all the stupid work injuries I've obtained.
And Indycar has started up, and I'm going to try and figure out if it's worth watching.

Ep. 299 | How to survive a bear attack | Cage match with all of my personalities Mar 02, 2023

Huge listener interaction in this episode.
I explain how to survive a Brown / Grizzly / Black bear attack. And what would happen if Kip Wilson and I ran into a bear? Thanks to the National Park Service for some great tips.
If there was a cage match with all of my personalities…who would win and why? Well, the battle between Connery, Cowboy, Aussie, Frenchy, Mama, Rich Russian, Metrosexual, Preacher, and Irish DeHuff... it'll be a bloodbath!
Eli Lilly announced it will cut the price of most prescribed insulin products by 70%. Thanks for not ripping people off as much.
If you had to live in one city in Colorado for the rest of your life, but it has to be with a city starting with that letter P.... where would it be?
The NFL isn't scripted, but something fishy is going on... possibly.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
Europe is pushing for a lunar time zone.
Cheetah briefly escapes enclosure at Omaha zoo.
Tapir briefly escapes enclosure at Florida zoo.
Delivery driver slept with an 800-year-old 'spiritual girlfriend' mummy he kept in a food bag… it was actually a man.
Cop was monitoring a 'spy balloon'. Turned out it was just bird poop on windshield.
Special thanks to Bri of Mile High Sports - @BriMaestas303 (Twitter) & Ryan Edwards of KOA - @redwardsradio (Twitter)

Ep. 298 | Are grocery stores hurting Colorado liquor stores | Time travel has been cracked Mar 01, 2023

I broke my toe and now I'm officially a big hot mess. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.
Did grocery stores selling full strength beer cause major problems for Colorado liquor stores? Colorado State University has the answer we've been waiting for.
And as of March 1, 2023, wine can be sold in Colorado grocery stores. What impact will that have?
Professor Ronald Mallet says he has figured out how to time travel. That's awesome, but what's the benefit of traveling back in time?
Heinz is giving a new boat to a man who survived at sea for 24 days on ketchup and spices.
Former Denver Bronco, David Bruton Jr. is now a physical therapist.
You can now take a bus tour around the Denver Metro area while smoking weed. go to www.420artclass.com.
Also, you may only be able to see Bigfoot if you're high.

Ep. 297 | Banning kids from restaurants | Tom Brady rumor Feb 28, 2023

There's a rumor going around that Tom Brady is delaying his start with FOX Sports because he wants to do stand up comedy. True or false, it's still funny.
A Chick-fil-A has banned children under 16 without adult due to some kids being complete jerks.
A woman tried to run her boyfriend over after he ate one of her chips. And they're still together. I love chips, but that is crazy!!
Mcdonald's customer found bite taken out of their McSpicy burger. What kind of idiot would do something like that?

Ep. 296 | Truth about Cocaine Bear | Human physical interaction will be a thing of the past Feb 27, 2023

A company in China developed a device so you can kiss / makeout with someone via the internet.
Connery DeHuff explains how this will evolve.
Why use toilet paper when you can use an old pair of pajamas? That's what one "low waste" family does. But are they being disgusting or are people who judge them overthinking it?
Cocaine Bear is already being called 'one of the best movies of the year'. I explain why I think the movie will win a major award. Plus, I give you the real story of Cocaine Bear.
Mexico's President Andrés Manuel López Obrador posted the photo of an Aluxe, a mischievous woodland spirit in Mayan folklore... or a meth addict.
How I'm going to start signing autographs for my listeners.
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Ep. 295 | When Mark Schlereth broke my ribs | Cola leads to higher testosterone Feb 23, 2023

This week is the three year anniversary of Mark Schlereth body slamming me and breaking my ribs.
The Denver Broncos hired their former head coach, Vance Joseph as their new defensive coordinator. But is it a move that sends the team in the right direction?
A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT:
A 57 year old flying instructor died while flying a plane. The pilot thought he was pretending to nap… for an hour...
Newlyweds and some of the wedding party rescued from elevator in North Carolina...
A dog's tongue has been dubbed the longest in the world by Guinness World Records…
California man earns world record for 2,995 consecutive Disneyland visits...
Woman accidentally eats $120,000 heart-shaped crisp...

Ep. 294 | Olive oil coffee at Starbucks | Bad friend sold iPhone for $63k Feb 22, 2023

Back in 2007, a woman named Karen Green received an iPhone as a gift from her friends. She never opened the package - Fast-forward to this past weekend, and Karen sold the vintage iPhone for $63k.
Spain ordered new trains for a specific part of the country. The only issue was that the trains were too big due to the tunnels being too small.
Starbucks is debuting a range of olive oil-infused drinks in its 20 Italian stores, and they'll soon hit the UK and the US.
Chipotle is opening a new restaurant - Farmesa. It's basically amped up burrito bowls.
And more and more restaurants are trying out subscription programs.

Ep. 293 | Pros and cons of having kids | Facebook is following Twitter's lead Feb 21, 2023

I'm a giant baby and I hurt myself installing a ceiling fan.
Facebook / Meta / Mark Zuckerberg is doing what Twitter / Elon Musk is doing, by charging for security and a blue check-mark.
Sperm 'extraction machine' was invented for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals. I share some of my extraction stories.
DK Metcalf is drug tested after the NFL saw his viral video.
Chelsea Handler is under fire for making a video “bragging” about being childless - "Day in the Life of a Childless Woman'. Ben Shapiro, and others, are saying she's just pretending to be happy. And she's actually not a happy person.

Ep. 292 | Twitter security fail | Truth about U.S. UFOs | Family puke bucket Feb 20, 2023

My wife, Brandy, joined me for this episode.
There's a conspiracy theory that China already has a Jurassic Park type of area.
A woman accidentally breaks $42K balloon dog sculpture at Florida art fair.
U.S. ends the search for 2 of the UFOs they shot down, and the potential reason is hilarious and annoying.
The positives of social media.
Plus, does your family have a puke bucket / bowl? How about a poop knife?

Ep. 291 | Calling out Comcast and Altitude TV | Pepsi infused with Peeps Feb 17, 2023

As Easter is around the corner, Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps. Yeah, they're coming out with a drink that combines the two products.
I give new podcasters some tips for a great episode.
Former Denver mayor, Wellington Webb, calls for an investigation into the Comcast-Altitude TV blackout.
Deion Sanders Jr. was having some car trouble as he was traveling in a snow storm in Boulder, Colorado. His response to a viral video of him struggling, shows he has great character.

Ep. 290 | Bent over by energy companies | Dumb criminals | Mythbusters on male fluid Feb 16, 2023

We're all getting screwed over by energy companies. But it doesn't help when your kids leave ALL the lights on in the house!
Naked and Afraid contestant got badly burned after a hot coal from a fire landed on his penis.
An idiot tried to steal $38,000 worth of Cadbury Cream Eggs and other assorted chocolates.
What's the best way to escape prison? Not dressing up as a sheep.
Raiders owner, Mark Davis, finally got a haircut.
The original recipe for ice cream will make you sick to think about.
A myth about your drains and semen, needs to be an episode of Mythbusters.

Ep. 289 | If I was a pimp | Movie trailers ruin movies | Weird news Feb 14, 2023

I tell you how this Valentine's Day mistake could get you killed.
The catalytic converter was stolen from the Wienermobile while in Las Vegas.
A German newspaper critic had animal feces smeared on her face by a ballet director who took offense at a review she wrote. - Keep this in mind if you write horrible things about me on social media.
The Flash trailer is another example of how movies are ruined before you even step foot in the theater.
Terry Bradshaw was speaking some disturbing truths during Super Bowl week. I explain how I can relate to what he said.
And the disgusting truth about charities, including the one that involves Russell Wilson.

Ep. 288 | Are the UFOs aliens or an elaborate distraction Feb 13, 2023

With incidents in Alaska, Canada, and Lake Huron where U.S. fighter jets have shot down UAP / UFO, our imaginations are starting to run wild.
"ALLEGEDLY" the pilots of US Air Force F-35 fighters sent to intercept the mystery object over Alaska on Friday say that whatever it was had been “interfering with the sensors of their aircraft” before they shot it down.
Jeremy Corbell spoke with Joe Rogan a few months back on how the U.S. military has been known to open fire on a UFO.
Are they spy tech?
Are they aliens?
Or could they be an elaborate distraction? A distraction from what?
- Documents containing the list of people associated with Jefferey Epstein will be made public any day now. Could the rich and powerful people on the list, be doing their best to move focus elsewhere?
- A train derailed in Palestine, Ohio. It was carrying extremely hazardous chemicals, including vinyl chloride. Nick Drom fills us in on the lasting impact of this accident, as well as why they don't want all the information to be released.

Ep. 287 | Super Bowl by the numbers Feb 10, 2023

The majority of us seem to enjoy watching the Super Bowl matchup, or at the very least, watching everything but the game.
I give you the jaw dropping numbers that consume the Super Bowl.
How much food, beer, whiskey, soda is slammed on the day of the big game.
What are the top foods for the day?
How much money is spent?
How can you keep people who don't want to watch the game entertained? I give you some games to play.
I give you my favorite moments from covering the Super Bowl
Plus, an adult entertainment company is offering the city of Philadelphia 1,540 gallons of Cheez Whiz-infused lubricant to prevent Eagles fans from climbing poles after the Super Bowl.
And former Dallas Cowboy and Denver Bronco, DeMarcus Ware makes it into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. We hear the unique way he found out he was going to wear a gold jacket.

Ep. 286 | Aaron Rodgers goes dark to decide future | Fear the super cows Feb 09, 2023

Curling National Championship recap. Security was called on us.
Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee show discussed his future in the NFL and he'll decide via icolation.
A Delta flight attendant told a woman she had a “stupid face” after the woman and her husband tried using a first-class overhead bin. There's a lot wrong with this story.
Chinese scientists said they have successfully cloned three "super cow" calves that, once fully grown, are capable of producing 50% more milk than the average American cow. That is how the story of the zombie apocalypse starts.
A listener asked if I prefer Filets or ribeyes.
Another asked, "Why haven't they found bigfoot with all the spy balloons?"
Plus, I get a new theme song for the podcast.
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Ep. 285 | Best Colorado food | Brady's butt sand for sale | Stop the Sean Payton hate Feb 07, 2023

Someone is selling the sand from where Tom Brady gave his retirement announcement.
AMC theaters are changing seating costs based on where you sit.
Sean Payton addressed the media as the new head coach of the Denver Broncos. Some people are bagging on him for not being the Broncos first choice.
What are some Colorado food staples that everyone needs to try?
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Ep. 284 | Spy balloon drama | Most embarrassing moment of my career Feb 06, 2023

What do you do if you're the United States and you see an alleged Chinese weather balloon floating over your country? Shoot it down with a F-22 fighter jet, duh.
The big question now is, will we ever find out if the balloon was spying on the U.S.? What if China was telling the truth when they said it was indeed a weather balloon they lost track of?
A Michigan man said his son, 6, ordered $1K in food from Grubhub! I would not be pleased if this happened to me. Especially because the kid bought $180 worth of shrimp at a pizza place. Pizza places shouldn't be allowed to sell seafood!
Tennessee is pushing to make Super Bowl Monday, the day after the Super Bowl, a holiday.
I explain the most embarrassing moment of my broadcast career.
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Ep. 283 | Whiskey is good for skin | Tom Brady's FOX contract angers me | Punxsutawney Phil is evil Feb 02, 2023

I give you an update on my Hot Ones Challenge with Kip Wilson of Stoned Appetit. Let's just say it didn't end well for both of us.
A recent study says the residue from the whisky-making process used for animal feed - provides antioxidant benefits in skincare. All I saw in that statement was - whiskey is good for your skin. Nice!! Skin care just got fun!!
A vegan took a cow for a walk through Red Square in Moscow, and its name was Doctor Cow - not the vegan - that's the cow's name.
Groundhog Day is today. It's a day when some old guys who are trying to look like Mr. Monopoly, gather in a place called Gobbler’s Knob, grab a rodent they've been overfeeding for a year, and convince people whether or not it saw its shadow. Because if it did see it, its magical powers will create six more weeks of winter.
Tom Brady is going to work for FOX Sports and get paid $375 million over 10 years. I explain why that drives me crazy and how it will cause problems within FOX.
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Ep. 282 | Bringing back extinct animals | Broncos get Sean Payton | Woman steals $1.5M worth of food Feb 01, 2023

I'm preparing for a Hot Ones Challenge against Kip Wilson. Little does Kip know, I used to eat hot peppers for money when I worked at Chipotle back in the day.
UPDATE!! The missing deadly radioactive capsule 'the size of a grain of rice' miraculously found. I call B.S. that they found that in an 870 mile stretch in Australia.
Scientists plan to 'de-extinct' the dodo after 300 years and release it into the wild. We talked previously about scientists bringing back the Woolly Mammoth, but they had good reasons. The dodo is just cute, so yeah, we should bring it back. That makes no sense. Plus, this will swing the door wide open for Jurassic World type science. Not good!
According to court documents - The food service director for an impoverished south suburban school district is accused of stealing $1.5M worth of food – mainly chicken wings.
And the Denver Broncos finally got their new head coach. Sean Payton will lead the team and try to get them on the correct path.

Ep. 281 | Misplaced radioactive material | Influencer pays for 1,000 eye surgeries Jan 31, 2023

Mega influencer, MrBeast - aka, Jimmy Donaldson, paid for 1,000 eye surgeries so that vision impaired people could see.
A mining company in Perth, Australia lost a 0.31 inch by 0.24 inch capsule that is highly radioactive in a 870-mile stretch in Western Australia. The crazy thing is they're not the first country to do something like this. The United States still is missing six nuculear weapons!
A stretch of I-70 was closed for five hours in the Colorado mountains. So a bluegrass group that was stuck in the mess, decided to pull out their instruments and played to stranded drivers.
According to science, the best times to do your thinking are when you're exercising, driving or showering.
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Ep. 280 | Will I get kicked out of a museum | Bodily fluid jewelry Jan 30, 2023

The Chiefs will play the Eagles in the upcoming Super Bowl.
A woman from Ontario, Canada makes more than $300,000 a year selling jewelry made from bodily fluids, including semen.
I'm going to be a chaperone to a museum for my son's class. There's a chance I'll get in trouble.
Horrible Netflix documentary that caters to older people.
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Ep. 279 | South Park - Casa Bonita update | Odd but true | Championship weekend predictions Jan 27, 2023

Casa Bonita, which is owned by South Park creators - Matt Stone and Trey Parker, is hiring over 550 employees including cliff divers. I explain how I'd audition for the cliff diver position.
Also, what are the expectations for the iconic Colorado restaurant?
Planters is looking for its next fleet of college graduates to drive Mr. Peanut across the country in the iconic Nutmobile.
Odd but true: - via Amazing facts! @Factsofw0rld

To help sex workers get more business during the 16th century, officials in Venice designated a bridge where women could stand and display their breasts.
The man who wrote the preamble to the US constitution died due to an infection after he inserted a whalebone into his urethra.

Championship weekend is here and I give you my prediction of who will be playing in the Super Bowl.
Who will be the next head coach of the Denver Broncos?
It’s also going to be freaking cold here in Colorado this upcoming week... don't laugh at me, Canada!

Ep. 278 | Liquid robots are real | A.I. is coming for us | Eggs are the new oil Jan 26, 2023

Experts are concerned about the momentum of artificial intelligence, and expect it to dominate humans at some point.
What are the pros and cons of A.I.?
Engineers have developed a terminator type liquid robot. While it could help with that advancement of the medical world, I can't help but think of the T-1000.
I break down the rising cost of eggs, via the experts. While there are obvious reasons for the cost increase, are there some sinister reasons being hidden?
How do the cost of eggs and gas relate?

Ep. 277 | Cheesy nightmare job | I've got Dad jokes | Women are attracted to this color Jan 24, 2023

Well this is an interesting excuse: Woman tells cops that the crack pipe they found during strip search was a sex toy.
Sleep Junkie announced it is seeking 5 "dairy dreamers" for a study that seeks to address the commonly held belief that consuming cheese or other dairy products before bed leads to nightmares. They will pay you $1,000 if you complete the study.
I asked the listeners for their best dad jokes, and they came through.
Odd but True:
According to a study back in 2010, women are attracted to men who wear this specific color. But do you agree?
The US Patent Office insisted on proof that the Ouija board worked before granting the patent in 1891.
And British museums are trying to stop using the word "mummy". Instead, they want to say "mummified person".

Ep. 276 | Bigfoot spotted in Colorado | Derek Wolfe shoots a mountain lion | I'm getting over COVID Jan 23, 2023

People saw a blackish, brownish blob on a satellite image in Montrose Colorado. People think it looks like Bigfoot! But could it be something else? Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
Former Denver Bronco, Derek Wolfe, shot and killed a mountain lion that had been causing problems for a Colorado neighborhood. Some people think he was in the wrong, despite Colorado Parks and Wildlife saying it was all legal.
I had COVID, and now I have to watch out for a side-effect most guys won't talk about. - I'm not going to write out what it is, you'll have to listen to find out.
I'm enjoying watching Dallas Cowboys fans smash their TVs on social media after they lost to the 49ers.
A girl in Rhode Island asked the police to identify Santa's DNA from the half eaten cookies he left behind. I explain what should have happened next.
A man ate 40 chickens in 40 days and felt terrible by the end of it all. But something good came out of his stupid publicity stunt.
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Ep. 275 | Man bathes in bottle water | Taco Bell rat poison update | Alec Baldwin to be charged Jan 20, 2023

The man who claimed to be poisoned by Taco Bell, is apparently a habitual lawsuit filer. The more information coming out about this, the more I, and others, are being proved right - that this guy made it up and possibly poisoned himself.
Former police officer Meagan Hall likes to bang her coworkers. Sometimes while on-duty and inside city owned property. She had relations with six male colleagues. All involved have been fired.
Meagan is in an open marriage, and currently her husband is standing by her.
Alec Baldwin and Hannah Gutierrez Reed will be charged with manslaughter. Halyna Hutchins died shortly after being wounded during rehearsals at a ranch on the outskirts of Santa Fe on Oct. 21, 2021. Baldwin was pointing a pistol at Hutchins when the gun went off, killing her and wounding the director, Joel Souza.
Will Baldwin serve time?
A man spends $5,000 a year only bathing in bottled water, and he washes his clothes in bottled water. He claims that switching to bottled water has stopped his anxiety, migraines and eczema.
'Get better soon' cards were originally sent to work colleagues who weren't performing to the required standard.
MAILBAG - Blowing red lights & trash everywhere.
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Ep. 274 | Man poisoned at a Colorado Taco Bell| Denver sports logo dispute | Selling fear Jan 18, 2023

A Colorado Taco Bell allegedly put rat poison in a customer's food. Local law enforcement is investigating to see if the alligations are indeed true, or if something else took place.
I share some of my experiences as a former fast-food manager, and how it could relate.
A reporter testing a knife-proof vest gets stabbed on TV, which has to be bad for sales. Am I right?
A British Airways steward made a $61,000 mistake on his first day of work by activating the emergency slide by accident. No word if he at least slid down the thing?
DNVR is taking legal action against 104.3 The Fan / Denver Sports over a logo. In fact, DNVR sent a cease-and-desist letter to 104.3 The Fan / Denver Sports. Click HERE to see the logos.
And a listener asked: "Why are the weather forecasters allowed to use drama in their forecasting? Why can't they just say it's gonna snow and how much?"
I explain the art of selling fear in the media.

Ep. 273 | Walkman is returning | Rejected Colorado license plates | Amazon driver falls in septic tank Jan 17, 2023

What would you do if you fell in a septic tank and couldn't escape? Well, it happened to an Amazon delivery driver. In fact, firefighters told him he's lucky to be alive.
I give you a list of rejected Colorado license plates. Some deserve to be approved by the stick in the mud at the DMV.
Someone in Florida tried to bring an emotional support snake on a plane. Related news: I hate this person.
Sony's new NW-A306 is a massive upgrade on their 40 year old Walkman - but is it worth the hefty price tag? I explain why the answer is NO.
Snow is hitting Colorado, so be ready for awful drivers.
And who should be the ambassador of the human race if we encounter aliens?

Ep. 272 | New UFO report from Pentagon is very troubling Jan 16, 2023

The Office of the Director of National Intelligence came out with a new report based around UFO / UAP sightings.
The findings are jaw dropping. We may be on the doorstep of finding out the truth of what these unexplained objects are. But are we ready for it?
A listener said you can see UFO / UAP activity at Green Mountain in Golden, Colorado.
I also played some sound from the Joe Rogan Experience from when he had former Area 51 engineer, Bob Lazar, on to talk about alien crafts.
Learning from how the show Skinwalker Ranch show on History Channel looks at evidence.
Also, I discovered I like dirty martinis.

Ep. 271 | OBJ causes flight delay | Craziness at the Stock Show | Jesus in a grease stain Jan 13, 2023

Odell Beckham Jr. allegedly took his pants off and refused to put on his seatbelt while attempting to fly the other day. This caused the airline to be delayed for several hours, and passengers had to be removed from the plane.
A woman thinks she sees Jesus in the grease stain on her Dominos pizza box. I explain why that's dumb AF.
I went to the National Western Stock Show and things went very well. In fact, one of the highlights of my career... Simply Pizza Food Truck named a pizza after me!! ... for a limited time... but still!!
Also, dealing with annoying vendors.

Ep. 270 | FAA grounds flights across the U.S. | Odd but true Jan 11, 2023

Due to a compluter issue, the FAA had to ground hundreds of flights on Wednesday.
This is a tough reminder that we are a slave to technology.
During a Golden Globes speech, Eddie Murphy proved that he's still funny AF!
I get you ready for water cooler talk with - Odd but True! Crazy factoids that will make people want to listen to you. ... possibly.

EP. 269 | You could drive the Wienermobile | Depression cure | Armageddon tips Jan 10, 2023

Oscar Mayer is looking for new drivers for their iconic Wienermobile. I tell you what it takes to be a "Hotdogger". Hopefully a creepy clown doesn't get the gig.
A man in New South Wales, Australia, he goes by Aussie Rod, cured his depression by investing in sex dolls. His doll's Instagram account: @karina_luvly
An alleged time traveler from 2671, said 8,000 people will be chosen this year to be the saviors of humanity. I explain who those type of people would most likely be. Plus, how that relates to surviving Armageddon.
According to ESPN, the Bills and Bengals forced the NFL's hand when it came to canceling the game after Damar Hamlin 's injury.
Tenacious D was on with Sirius WX and covered Chris Issac's Wicked Game... it is amazing!

Ep. 268 | Peeing on a fellow passenger | Don't eat cat food | Meow Wolf review Jan 09, 2023

A man was on a flight from New York to New Delhi and decided at one point to urinate on a woman in business class.
Aimee Elizabeth is worth over $5.3 million… She eats cat food instead of tuna fish. I explain the hazards for humans of eating cat food.
People are freaked out that Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and other rich people will become immortal.

Ep. 267 | Against the grain comedy | Time to cowboy up | Horrible tattoos Jan 05, 2023

I'm headed to the National Western Stock Show, and I need help looking the part.
I give you a good comedy trick for podcasts and radio shows.
Why are people getting their eye balls tattood?!
The Liver King is being sued, which nobody is really shocked about.
And the Denver Broncos wrap up their season this weekend against the Chargers. Denver needs to end the season on a high note.

Ep. 266 | Walrus dong | Watching Avatar stinks | Harbaugh Broncos next head coach Jan 04, 2023

A walrus named Thor made his way to Scarborough, United Kingdom. He made his home right where they were going to launch their fireworks. So they canceled them. What the walrus did next is both hilarious and disturbing... but mostly hilarious.
I went to the theater to watch Avatar: The Way of Water. And something happened that will forever change the way I think about that movie.
People in Colorado are pulling a fit over having to bring their own bags to a grocery store.
Wearing a thong at a kid oriented pool... acceptable or not?
Who will be the next head coach of the Denver Broncos? Jim Harbaugh, Sean Payton or will Jerry Rosburg sneak his way in?

Ep. 265 | Damar Hamlin's heart stopped on the field Jan 03, 2023

During the Buffalo Bills / Cincinnati Bengals game, Bills Safety, Damar Hamlin went into cardiac arrest.
After CPR was performed, they rushed him to the hospital.
Did the NFL act appropriately in how they postponed the game?
Ryan Clark of ESPN talked about what happened.
Skip Bayless of FS1 had an insensitive Tweet about the incident, but the next day didn't even bother to apologise for it.

Ep. 264 | I saved two peoples' lives | Diddy spends $5k a day on haircuts Jan 02, 2023

I explained how I saved two peoples' lives the other day. It's a situation I hope to never be in again.
Diddy said he gets his haircut by his barber, Marcus, at $1,000 a cut, five times a day! I break down why that is absurd.
Amazon has officially begun making shipment deliveries with drones to customers in both Lockeford, California and College Station, Texas.
A woman was terrified her cat was suffering from a rare breathing disorder, and spent $8,400 in vet bills before she was told her pet was 'just a bit weird.'
A man named Toco spent $15k on a dog costume that he likes to dress up in… he looks like a Lassie dog / Collie. Now he's afraid his friends think he's weird.

Best of Quick Hits - 2022 Dec 30, 2022

2022 was jam packed with great moments that were used for my Quick Hit videos.
Presented by Veritas Fine Cannabis.

Ep. 263 | Top stories of 2022 Dec 29, 2022

A year in review! I go through the top ten episodes of this podcast, with the help of my wife, Brandy.
This list will help change the look of the podcast moving forward.

Ep. 262 | Who the hell am I Dec 28, 2022

My daughter,Arya, digs deep and asks me hard hitting questions about where I'm at and where I've been.

Ep. 261 | What the heck happened this year Dec 27, 2022

I'm joined by my son, Jackson, and we talk about a wide variety of things... including:
What's changed with the podcast in the last year.
What's on the horizon for the pod.
And plenty more.

BREAKING | Denver Broncos fired Nathaniel Hackett Dec 26, 2022

The Denver Broncos finally decided to part ways with head coach, Nathaniel Hackett.
We can throw out a bunch of names to replace him, but the truth is Sean Payton is the only guy who should be the next head coach of the Denver Broncos.
Special thanks to Romi Bean for contributing to this episode.

Ep. 260 | Man gets artillery shell stuck up his rectum | Human heart found at salt factory Dec 26, 2022

A hospital in France has had to be evacuated after an 88-year-old man arrived with a First World War artillery shell stuck up his rectum.
Human heart is found by workers making brine at a Tennessee salt facility.
The $11,500 toilet with Alexa inside can now be put inside your home. It's the Kohler Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet.
Dipping into the mail bag:
People who talk on speaker phone while in public.
And why are NBA games so loud?

Ep. 259 | A Very Uncensored Christmas Dec 21, 2022

I bust out some amazing facts about the extremely popular holiday, Christmas.
The origins of some of the iconic traditions.
People born in December get screwed on presents.
Kidults (adults who buy kid toys) are responsible for 1/4 of all toy sales annually, around $9 billion worth.
Funny and inappropriate Christmas gifts that I've received through the years.
And why you shouldn't cater to picky eaters when they come over for the holidays.
Thanks to Good Housekeeping for some of the information used in this episode.

Ep. 258 | Getting high and adlibbing an entire episode Dec 20, 2022

I got high and recorded an episode.
This is basically a public serice. I demonstrate the pros and possibly cons of injesting THC before doing an episode.
Smoke up or drink up... it's about to get nutty.

Ep. 257 | High and doing voices | Elon Musk conspiracy theory Dec 20, 2022

Yeah, you saw the headline correctly. I got high and did some episodes.
I didn't realize things were kicking in until mid episode.
A listener requested I do some of my popular voices, but with a twist.
And the Elon Musk conspiracy theory that I think of on the fly.

Ep. 256 | Scientists are smarter than me | Gross art | NFL is not rigged Dec 19, 2022

I took a shower in the dark, and it was oddly satisfying.
Boxer, Carl Froch, thinks NASA is using CGI to make the Earth look round.
Marv Adams - NNSA Deputy Administrator for Defense Programs, explains how the Livermore National Lab conducted the first controled fusion experiement. We all should be excited for this... even though I don't really understand it.
The Radisson Collection Hotel in the center of Berlin had its giant 264,000-gallon fish tank break and spill out over 1,500 fish into the lobby.
British couple circle the globe on a tandem bike in 180 days. Sounds awful!!
Elito Circa, a Philippine artist creates paintings using his own blood.
Patriot fans thinking the NFL is rigged because their team lost on a crazy play.
And is Brett Rypien the future QB for the Denver Broncos?

Ep. 255 | Facts I assume are true | Megan Thee Stallion drama | Audio from Mars Dec 15, 2022

I have a company Holiday party to go to and I may have a panic attack.
Mars rover captures 1st sound of dust devil on red planet... but it reminds me of the movie Spaceballs.
Twitter is going from 280 characters to 4,000.
Tory Lanez allegedly shot Megan Thee Stallion in the feet.
Man ‘holds penis while fighting off leopards’ in world’s oldest stone carving... but I have the alleged truth behind the carving.
Thanks to @Factsofw0rld on Twitter for these random facts:
A tiger's night vision is 6 times better than a human's.
The human anus can expand up to 8 inches. A raccoon can fit through a 4 inch hole.
IN 1951 Disney released a comic where Mickey Mouse and Goofy were drug dealers!!
‘Mickey Mouse and the Medicine Man’
You are more likely to be friends with people who smell like you.
Special thanks to Mark Schlereth, Scott Hastings, and Aniello Piro for contributing to this episode.

Ep. 254 | I tell you how to parent your child | Food price increase | Who I liked the least at The Fan Dec 14, 2022

Why kids and adults should take a self defense class. Plus, the shocking story of how people didn't react to a possible kidnapping.
A lawsuit in Canada says Fortnite is addictive and Epic games, the company that makes it, knows this but doesn't do anything.
The reason fast food prices are going up.
And who is the 104.3 The Fan coworker that bugged me the most?
Thanks to https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/fast-food-prices-went-13-215500321.html

Ep. 253 | Who stole the bull sperm | Dyson air purifying headphones are here Dec 13, 2022

Someone stole $50,000 worth of bull semen in Germany.
You can now buy Dyson's air purifying headphones and they cost over $1,000... and you'll look like Bane from Batman.
Woman's boyfriend had spreadsheet for everything he bought for her down to last penny. Yeah, he's not a keeper.
And a listener named Chad asked why I'm not on 104.3 The Fan anymore.

Ep. 252 | Dwayne Johnson and steroids | Sword swallowing gone wrong | Zombie apocalypse is near Dec 12, 2022

European Scientists revived a frozen zombie virus in Russia’s Siberian region.
Joe Rogan says The Rock needs to come clean about taking steroids. He also alluded to Hugh Jackman and others in Hollywood of being juiced up.
There's also a media member who lost a bunch of weight due to stomach surgery, but only tells people it's because of eating right and working out. JUST BE HONEST!
Sword swallower Scott Nelson was hospitalized after swords sliced his abdominal cavity, and his liver was pierced. Who knew swallowing swords could be dangerous??
Diving into the mail bag - Where will radio be in the next 3 to 5 years?

Ep. 251 | Radio drama behind the scenes | Buffs rise and Broncos fall Dec 08, 2022

I'm joined by Brandon Krisztal of 850 KOA to talk about the fall of the Denver Broncos, and the rise of the University of Colorado football team.
What's really wrong with the Denver Broncos? And why Denver Broncos may not fire Nathaniel Hackett, despite the wishes from Broncos Country.
Can we expect the CU Buffs to be bowl bound in year one of the Deion Sanders era?
Brandon and I also share stories of when we worked together with Alfred Williams. Including when everyone thought BK and I got in a fist fight.
Thanks to iHeart and 103.5 The FOX for allowing me to use their amazing studio.

Ep. 250 | Joel Klatt pokes the bear | Dumb Tiktok trend Dec 07, 2022

In shocking news, "Goblin Mode" is the official 2022 Oxford word of the year! ... yeah, I've never heard of it.
Dumb trend on Tiktok - Women smearing period blood on their face. This has been happening for a few years. Now it's gaining traction. They call it a menstrual mask.
Idiot criminal (who was wanted) was wondering why he wasn't on the Rockdale County Sheriff’s Office in Georgia's Facebook post that highlighted their 10 most wanted fugitives. So, he decided to reach out.
And the funny story of Joel Klatt's final days on Denver radio.

Ep. 249 | The Denver Broncos are the roadkill of the NFL Dec 06, 2022

The Denver Broncos continue to struggle on the offensive side of the ball.
Who is more to blame for their failures - Nathaniel Hackett, Russell Wilson, offensive line, George Paton, receivers, injuries... or somebody else?
I also compare the Broncos offense to roadkill. You're welcome.

Ep. 248 | Deion Sanders made Colorado football relevant again | Weird stories Dec 05, 2022

The University of Colorado hired Deion Danders as their next head coach. What will he bring to the table that previous coaches didn't?
Joel Klatt somewhat hijacks the podcast.
We remember Spelling Bee legend, Rebecca Sealfon.
We give an update on the man who fell off the Carnival ship and survived 20 hours in the water.
If your dream job is to be like Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and smash rats to keep the population down - then there's a job for you in New York! Director of rodent mitigation.
And Pepsi is wanting Tiktok to go nuts with #Pilkandcookies. That's where you mix Pepsi and Milk.
Follow me on:
TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@dehuffuncensored
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Ep. 247 | Throwing society into chaos | My beef with Black Adam Dec 02, 2022

I finally saw the movie Black Adam - although, I have a major beef with the movie.
Also, I explain how you can save a lot of money when going to the theater.
I hate talking on the phone. Conversations should only last 20 seconds - tops!
Apparently 40% of the world believes in witchcraft.
So I asked the listeners: Is there anything not "proven" to exist that you or someone you know believes in?
We talk witches, bigfoot, demons, ghosts, and religion.

Ep. 246 | Drake gifts luxury toilets | How to create viral fake news Dec 01, 2022

Dwayne Johnson returned to the store where he would steal Snickers, and he apologized and bought every Snickers in the store.
This reminded me of what I stole when I was a kid!
Drake gave DJ Khaled four luxury toilets for his 47th birthday. The cost of these things are insane!!
I tweeted a picture/meme involving USMST star Christian Pulisic, and it went viral. Problem is, it's a fake quote on the meme.
This is a perfect example of how to spread unverified news, very quickly. I explain how it happened.
https://twitter.com/DeHuff/status/1598019138789613568/photo/1

Ep. 245 | Killer house cat | My worn out C port Nov 29, 2022

My USB C port on my phone is getting stretched out. I'm just giving the people in the UK a heads up.
Speaking of the UK, a man was almost killed by his cat. It wanted to play and then tripped him and he fell down the stairs. His list of injuries is insane!!
A man fell off a cruise ship and a few hours later, he was found and rescued.
McDonald’s employees help deliver baby in restaurant bathroom.
Mass nude photo staged on Sydney's Bondi Beach for skin cancer awareness.
A guy broke up with a woman because of what she put on a pizza… anchovies.

Ep. 244 | Denver Broncos are imploding | Dumb people in Florida | Bad use of a Pringles can Nov 28, 2022

A Florida woman is suing the Kraft Heinz Food Company for $5 million because the advertised time on the Velveeta microwavable mac and cheese cups, was much longer in reality.
An Ohio lawyer is in trouble for pooping in a Pringles can and throwing it at a victims advocacy center.
The Denver Broncos are a joke around the NFL.
What did we learn from the incident between Mike Purcell and Russell Wilson?
Plus, listener reaction on the stumbling Denver Broncos.

Ep. 243 | Would you eat that | Time to sleep naked | Japanese fans are the best Nov 23, 2022

Things I love and hate when it comes to Thanksgiving.
SPAM is coming out with Figgy Pudding just in time for the holidays, and I really want to try it.
Japan fans at the World Cup helped clean up the stadium after the match. They do it out of respect... And honestly, we should all do this.
British angler catches one of the world's biggest goldfish at 67 lbs.
The conclusion I came to after watching the movie "Nope" by Jordan Peele.
And the big reasons why you should be sleeping naked.

Ep. 242 | Why would you do that | My reality TV show | New fears unlocked Nov 22, 2022

I can't stand the sound of people drinking and eating on camera - AKA Mukbang.
The Minnesota Vikings unknowingly put a Tweet with a picture of a pornstar (Johnny Sinns) up on the big screen.
A fan urinated in a goalkeeper's water bottle and the player got in trouble.
Hotdog venders fought in a turf war, and I have a great idea for a new reality show - Weiner Wars!
Lightning may have struck a building in Texas and caused the toilet to explode.
The Denver Broncos cut Melvin Gordon, and Nathaniel Hackett handed play calling duties to Klint Kubiak... are they getting back on track?

Ep. 241 | Parenting mistake or sensitive public | Hollywood fitness B.S. Nov 22, 2022

Getting over excited about shopping at Costco.
Dwayne Johnson and other Hollywood elite talk about fitness like we all can achieve what they have physically, but it's all a lie. Basically, I'm saying Dwayne Johnson and others are probably using steroids.
A gamer almost died after chugging 12 energy drinks in 10 minutes.
A woman let her 8 year walk a half a mile home. She was then arrested and lost her job.
And NFTs are still stupid.

Ep. 240 | Cancel culture or culture evolution | No beer at the World Cup Nov 20, 2022

Idiot drivers that we all have to deal with.
The World Cup won't be selling beer at the stadiums, despite a multi-million dollar deal with Budweiser.
CNN anchors can't get drunk anymore while working on New Year's eve.
What's killing the cattle in Meeker, Colorado?
Could movies like Harold and Kumar, Tropic Thunder be made today?
And trying to figure out how we evolve as humans in regards to how we treat on another. And why it's ok to admit something is offensive... as long as it's not everything.

Ep. 239 | Toxic work environments | Life beyond Earth Nov 18, 2022

I'm joined by broadcasting legend, Shawn Drotar.
We discuss the chaotic work environments that companies tend to create... like Elon Musk.
How can an individual survive and succeed in these type of places?
How great is was to work with radio legend, Sandy Clough?
Plus, life outside of Earth and what we can expect if we ever have a true encounter.

Ep. 238 | Back to the Moon | Harry Styles attacked by Skittles | The gift of beans Nov 17, 2022

Artemis is headed to the moon and that's a very exciting thing!
The lady, Meirivone Rocha Moraes, who married a rag doll, Marcelo, claims that he cheated on her. Yes, this is a real story.
Harry Styles got nailed in the face by a fan throwing Skittles.
An annoying customer went behind the counter at McDonalds and got his own Nuggets.
There's a campaign to make beans popular... and I join the cause.
The NFL wants to keep expanding their product overseas, and are considering expanding to Spain and France.

Ep. 237 | Radio is dying | Silver lining for Denver Broncos | Bizarre news Nov 15, 2022

I bite the hand that at one time fed me, and I explain why radio is dying. It's not dead yet, but it's on life support.
I also focus on Denver sports talk and discuss what you get when you listen to different stations.
The Philadelphia Eagles lost their first game, but it should be good news for the team and its fan base.
Believe it or not, there is a silver lining to the Denver Broncos season.
Subway is going to start selling sandwiches in smart vending machines.
Man runs entire marathon while chain-smoking cigarettes.
150-foot beard chain breaks Guinness World Record in Wyoming.

Ep. 236 | Time for the Broncos to fire Nathaniel Hackett | More bizarre stories Nov 14, 2022

Reliving Adam Sandler's comedy albums.
Playing soccer with 8 year olds and I kept kicking the ball into a kids chest.
Owner of Hill House Manor in Texas says hookers ghosts are always bugging their guests.
If I drop my wallet and someone picks it up and hands it to me, they shouldn’t be expecting a reward.
Man dumped his girlfriend after finding out she had five husbands and another lover .
After another loss, most of Broncos Country is demanding Nathaniel Hackett be fired as the Denver Broncos head coach.
So Hackett is on the hot seat - should Russell Wilson as well?
AUDIO CREDIT:
FOX News.

Ep. 235 | World population problem | Radio host craps pants on-air Nov 11, 2022

During the “D.A. Show” on CBS Sports Radio, Shaun Morash accidentally crapped his pants on the air.
The world population is expected to surpass 8 billion any day now.…. In related news, Nick Cannon is expecting his 12th child.
A 300 lb, 8-9 feet long mako shark jumped on a boat in New Zealand.
Jeff Saturday addressing the media will get you pumped up.

Ep. 234 | Ups and downs of Elon Musk | Praise the Cheeto god | Gun inside a raw chicken Nov 10, 2022

Imagine being so drunk that you have no idea how you got to a beach in Thailand, and by the way, you are naked.
An artist built a tomb for a bag of hot Cheetos. Yeah, you saw what I wrote. I explain why this will lead to an absurd religion 200 years from now.
A gun was found inside a raw chicken by airport security.
Elon Musk fans created a 30 foot monument honoring him. It's his head on a goat body... riding a rocket.
And Elon needs to evaluate who he has around him, because he's making some silly mistakes with Twitter.

Ep. 233 | Killer VR | Colts may have changed the NFL | Age old question answered Nov 08, 2022

VoyageDenver.com interviewed me and I critique their work... which is probably damaging my chances for a follow-up. http://voyagedenver.com/interview/rising-stars-meet-scott-dehuff-of-thornton/
The unofficial way I met my wife.
The Indianapolis Colts hire Jeff Saturday as interim head coach, and it could potentially change the NFL forever.
Oculus co-founder Palmer Luckey created virtual reality that can kill you if you die in the game.
A man in California claims a meteor struck his house, burned it down and killed his dog.
I answer the age old question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Ep. 232 | Bad optics for Russell Wilson | Tom Brady is evil | Licking toads Nov 07, 2022

I gave my son advice that every person on Earth needs to hear.
Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos were on their bye week, so he went to Cabo. Then a picture from TMZ started to cause some problems.
Tom Brady chose football over family - but hey, he has another NFL record.
A US military aircraft flew in a phallic pattern, according to data.
The National Park Service wants people to stop licking the Sonoran desert toad, also known as the Colorado river toad. CNN then moronically gives tips on how to better consume the toxin.
Then I attempt to do an audition to be the old Denver Nugget mascot, the Minor.

Ep. 231 | Bad drivers in bad weather | Lottery winning tips | Broncos news Nov 04, 2022

There was about 100 cars involved in an accident in the Denver area this morning. Bad weather was the cause, but you can't help but wonder if some transplants contributed to the wreck.
A lottery winner in China wore a mascot costume to claim his prize of over $30 million. Why? To keep it hidden from his wife and kids.
Due to heavy winds and rain, massive silver balls broke free from an art display and rolled down the streets of London.
Don't take diet advice from TikTok.
There's a giant jigsaw puzzle for sale at Costco. It's 29 feet wide and has 60,000 pieces.
Did the Broncos make the right move by trading away Bradley Chubb?

Ep. 230 | Lions escape the zoo and we can't communicate with aliens Nov 03, 2022

A man ate a raw crab after it pinched his daughter. Now he's filled with regret.
Kanye West fans tried to setup a GoFundMe page to try and get him back to being a billionaire.
Side note: if you want to setup a GoFundMe page for the DeHuff Uncensored podcast... I wouldn't be upset.
Five lions were on the loose while the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, while about thirty guests were participating in the zoo's "Roar and Snore" sleepover program.
Cluster Fuck of Madness is my alien theory that is unofficially backed up by scientists. It's the theory that if extraterrestrial life landed on Earth, us humans would try and kill them and we'd screw up a potential relationship.
Also, I talked about our inability to communicate with animals on this planet - so what makes us think we can communicate E.T. life?

Ep. 229 | My son discovered the truth about Santa Clause Nov 01, 2022

We are a society that lies nonstop to our children. Tooth-fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, etc.
My son just discovered that his mom and I have been lying to him and his sister. While he knows the truth, his sister is blissfully unaware.
I share the story of how he found the truth.
Plus, I explain why we choose dishonesty over honesty when raising our children.

EP. 228 | Sex with a ghost | Elon Musk takes over Twitter Oct 31, 2022

Halloween is here and that means people are upset with costumes. Kylie Jenner dressed as a sexy Jessie from Toy Story, and a group of people are pissed.
Joy Behar said she's had sex with a ghost before. I explain why that would be a horrible idea.
Elon Musk takes over Twitter, and now the platform will charge $20 a month for verification badge.
A ladies breasts were so large she couldn't ride rollercoasters - now she's mad about it. But should she be upset?

Broncos vs Jaguars in London - week 8 preview Oct 29, 2022

Can the Denver Broncos finally get back to winning football? Will Russell Wilson settle in and unleash a fury of elite QB play on the Jags?
We hear from British DeHuff to find out what the vibe is on this game in the UK.

Ep. 227 | Trapped in the Grand Canyon Caverns | Nicolas Cage is back | Acting your wage Oct 28, 2022

Several people were trapped in the Grand Canyon Caverns for about 26 hours due to a faulty elevator.
According to the Pope, nuns and priests watch porn.
A mom puts tinfoil on the dinner table to avoid using the dishwasher. I have an issue with her.
Nicolas Cage is expected to add to his legacy with sequels to Face-off and National Treasure.
And acting your wage is a new trend. Your efforts should directly match the rate of pay. Only do precisely what you are paid to do and nothing more.
I explain the pros and cons of this trending approach to your job.

Ep. 226 | Ask me anything | How to get on CSI | Airplane workouts Oct 27, 2022

Josh Nalley of Kentucky posted a TikTok video every day for 321 days pretending to be dead, got a dream role as a dead body on CSI: Vegas.
Russell Wilson would be annoying to travel with. He was working out 4 of the 8 hours on the flight from Denver to London.
Some people in California are suing Barilla pasta for deliberately deceiving shoppers by using the slogan "Italy's #1 Brand of Pasta" on its packaging. Most of the products are made in the United States.
Then I asked listeners to join the pod and Ask Me Anything!
I talk about what my wrestling move would be.
The origin of "more than one way to skin a cat".
Peeing in the shower.
Why do I eat kidney beans and ranch dressing.
Why is Nick Wright such a putz?
And we also hear from a severely picky eater.

Ep. 225 | Truth about Kanye leaving Adidas | Cannabis tour | Crazy headlines Oct 25, 2022

Kanye West dropped by Adidas…. Or was he?? After I was blasted on youtube for saying they left Ye, I found out some other truths to this crazy story.
X Factor contestants say Simon Cowell's company treated them poorly. I'm guessing it's because they suck.
A woman handed out ‘dating resumes’ to potential suitors at Costco andTrader Joe’s.
And what I learned from my Veritas fine cannabis grow-house tour.
https://veritascannabis.com/

Ep. 224 | Leadership issue with the Broncos | Wrestlers fight off grizzly | More crazy stories Oct 24, 2022

The get the Denver Broncos back on the right track, one of the first moves is removing Nathaniel Hackett's play-calling responsibilities. He needs to learn to be a head coach before he tries to multitask.
Losing your sense of smell can be damaging to those around you... especially if you have gas.
After sheriff deputies tried to serve an eviction notice to a woman in Massachusetts, she's now facing multiple assault and battery charges for releasing a swarm of bees on a group of sheriff's deputies.
U.S. chess prodigy Hans Niemann sues for $100 MILLION over claims he used anal beads to cheat.
Five people are charged after a video shows day care worker scaring kids with scary scream mask.
Wrestlers from Wyoming survive a brutal grizzly bear attack.

Ep. 223 | Uber from the ISS | Crab problem | Mosquito magnets | Hot mess Broncos Oct 20, 2022

A Russian man convinced a woman in Japan that he was living on the International Space Station, and he needed a large sum of money to get a ride home.
Officials canceled the fall-winter snow crab season in the Bering Sea for the first time.
A recent study may shed light on why mosquitoes love some people more than others.
Tennessee beat Alabama to snap a 15 year losing streak… in celebration, Tennessee fans ripped down the goal posts, walked them out of the stadium, and tossed the goal posts in a nearby river. No the school has a GoFundMe page trying to raise money to pay for new goalposts.
The Denver Broncos are a hot mess right now.

Ep. 222 | Jerry Jones is cracking under pressure | James Corden is allegedly a jerk hole Oct 19, 2022

I was a chaperone for a 4th grade field trip and I lost two kids.
The Dan Snyder drama seems to be causing some major stress for Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones. Jones and New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, got into a verbal altercation the other day.
The pressure is starting to cause fractures, so expect more outbursts from those who may have a lot to keep hidden.
Real life snakes on the plane, and now I'm fearful of flying.
James Corden is allegedly a big time jerk. A story came out that paints the late night TV host as a disrespectful customer.
An eye doctor removed 23 contact lenses from a woman's eye. Why? Because she never took out the old ones and kept piling on the new.

Ep. 221 | Gen Z can't handle emojis | Cow lube | Sex work is real work Oct 18, 2022

Mike Itkis is a New York congressional candidate who made a porn video in order to show 'Sex Positive' campaign.
Gen Z doesn't like emojis and wants to ban a lot of them, like the thumbs up.
Hall of Fame pitcher Randy Johnson is now a professional photographer.
Another fan ran onto the field. This time at an Ole Miss game. This won't stop anytime soon.
Cow mucus used as a lube, may prevent HIV and herpes.

Ep. 220 | The NFL is about to implode | Tattoos for food | WTF, Elon Musk Oct 17, 2022

Elon Musk is coming out with a cologne called "Burnt Hair"! This reminded me of when Gwyneth Paltrow had her candle called "This Smells Like My Vagina".
Would you get a hotdog themed tattoo in order to receive from hotdogs from a restaurant?
Dan Snyder allegedly has dirt on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, as well as Jerry Jones and other NFL owners. He's using this "dirt" to try and prevent the owners from voting him out and forcing him to lose his team.
A passenger named Henry Beasley complained because on a 29 hour trip, a baby allegedly cried the entire time. While it had to be frustrating for the passengers, I feel sorry for the parents and the baby.

Broncos vs Chargers - week 6 preview Oct 16, 2022

Can Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos offense pull things together and defeat the L.A. Chargers?

Ep. 219 | Porn star breaks back at Twitch event | More movie reboots Oct 13, 2022

Adriana Chechik is an influencer and porn star. She was at TwitchCon and jumped into a foam pit. The problem is the pit seems to not be up to standards.
... for the sake of the podcast, I decided to read some of the reviews on Adriana's "Fleshlight" sex toy.
Neil DeGrass Tyson goes all Debbie downer and says Top Gun: Maverick scene couldn't ever happen.
Movie reboots that are on the Horizon:
Roadhouse.
Constantine 2.
Highlander.
Spawn.
Lethal Weapon.
The Crow.
Drop Dead Fred.
Little Shop of Horrors
Scarface.
Romancing the Stone.
Gremlins 3.
Bloodsport.
I Am Legend.
Masters of the Universe.
The Naked Gun.
White Men Can't Jump.
The Fly.
First Blood.

Ep. 218 | iPhone's 911 problem | Dating a potential serial killer Oct 12, 2022

iPhones keep calling 911 when you ride a roller coaster.
Man charged with smuggling pythons in pants.
A guy in the UK couldn't find a date, so he posted a billboard saying "Date me". Yeah, that's not desperate.
MythBusters gets man released from prison after 35 years.
Raiders’ receiver Davante Adams shoved a cameraman after the loss to the Chiefs. But who's to blame?

Ep. 217 | Broncos problems stem from bad o-line | More Bigfoot B.S. | Smoking weed with Seth Rogan Oct 11, 2022

Seth Rogan auctioned off an opportunity to smoke weed and make pottery with him. Two men spent $40,000 each to do it.
Casey Dostert of Michigan, claims to have a special bond with Bigfoot. The two allegedly exchange gifts.
Northeastern’s School of Law accidentally sent 205 applicants acceptance letters. But they didn't actually get accepted.
Russell Wilson is on pace to get sacked around 54 times this season. Now that Garett Bolles is out, expect the Broncos offensive line to get even worse.
What's more frustrating to Broncos fans? - Russell Wilson, Nathaniel Hackett, Melvin Gordon, or the o-line...

Ep. 216 | Another cheating controversy | The impact of Nicki Minaj | Texas hot sauce not from Texas Oct 10, 2022

There's a 17-foot tall statue of Cheeto-dusted fingertips, reaching out of the ground to grab a single orange Cheeto Puff.
Cheaters are in chess, fishing, and now Irish dancing.
I do an awful Irish / Conor McGregor accent.
The University of California, Berkeley, will offer a Nicki Minaj course for the upcoming spring semester.
A man in California is suing the parent company of Texas Pete Hot Sauce, because it's not made in Texas.

Ep. 215 | Russell Wilson is a fraud | Gross moments at work | Lazy employees Oct 07, 2022

After watching the Denver Broncos lose to the Indianapolis Colts on Thursday Night Football, I've come to the conclusion that Russell Wilson isn't who we thought he was. He's a fraud.
The fan who ran onto the field during the Rams / 49ers game, filed a police report against Rams linebacker Bobby Wagner.
A former Victoria's Secret employee talked about picking up poop in the dressing room.
Some McDonald’s employees are begging customers to stop ordering the adult Happy Meal… because the employees that are complaining don’t want to work hard.
I want to win a Guinness World Record.

Ep. 214 | My chaotic life | The exercise pill | Solve this mystery Oct 06, 2022

My neighbor needs helps solving a paranormal mystery.
Everybody knows cats bring home gross things like birds and mice. A cat named Demo in the UK, brings home gloves, water cans, grave flowers, and anal beads.
King Charles hired a bag piper to wake him up in the morning.
Scientists are close to having a pill to replace exercise. Would you take it? I explain why this is bad news in the long-run.
Due to plumbing issues in my house, I ruined most of our nice towels, as well as our hardwood floors.

PREGAME HUDDLE | Broncos vs Colts - week 5 Oct 05, 2022

Can the Denver Broncos bounce back after their loss to the Raiders and find a way to beat the Colts?
What can Broncos Country expect from a chaotic Denver run game?
Will Melvin Gordon fumble again?

Ep. 213 | Nuggets mascot makes a ton of money | Pro fisherman caught cheating | Barney and Friends docuseries Oct 04, 2022

DK Metcalf of the Seattle Seahawks almost pooped himself on the field.
Rocky the Denver Nuggets mascot, makes $625k a year. I'd be a horrible mascot.
M&M released a new color, purple, and some people are upset about it.
Chase Cominsky and Jake Runyon got caught cheating during a pro fishing tournament.
A quick look at the new Barney and Friends docuseries that will air on Peacock.

Ep. 212 | Denver Broncos need to get rid of Melvin Gordon Oct 03, 2022

Javonte Williams is out for the season, and that is devastating news for him and the Broncos.
After another fumble, Melvin Gordon is on the hot seat. Melvin has fumbled in every game this season. When will the Broncos wise up and part ways with him?
Who should the get to replace him?
That being said, Melvin isn't the only reason the Denver Broncos lost to the Las Vegas Raiders. The right side of their offensive line is a complete joke.
Plus, bad leadership at restaurants leads to bad products, just like bad coaching leads to play of the field.

Ep. 211 | Miami Dolphins don't care about Tua | Why CU & CSU football suck | Broncos Raiders Sep 30, 2022

Tua Tagovailoa received a head injury on Thursday Night Football, as the Miami Dolphins played the Cincinnati Bengals. His body reacted to the severe brain injury by displaying what is called - fencing response position.
The debate is whether or not he should have been playing in the game in the first place. He had an apparent concussion last week, only four days prior, as they played the Buffalo Bills.
What the hell is going on with the Miami Dolphins?
Also, why are CU (University of Colorado) and CSU (Colorado State University) football so bad?
And a preview of the Denver Broncos and Las Vegas Raiders week 4 game.

Ep. 210 | Wolverine is back | Depp vs Heard - the movie | Pervy McDonald's toy Sep 29, 2022

After Steven Owens passed away, his family paid tribute by writing something "inappropriate" on his headstone. Now the people of Warren-Powers Cemetery in Polk County, Iowa, are upset.
McDonald's is bringing back some old school flare as it introduces it's Cactus Plant Flea Market Box. An adult Happy Meal that will include old school mascots from the restaurant. Including the infamous "Grimace"... aka - the purple butt plug.
Viewers are shocked and disgusted with Netflix's new series, Dahmer. Not sure what they were expecting. - He killed and ate people!
NBC's Kyla Galer used a condom to protect her microphone while covering Hurricane Ian. Now some people are upset.
Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard defamation trial is being turned into a movie on Tubi.
I give advice on how to make it a success.
Hugh Jackman is coming back as Wolverine and starring alongside Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool 3.

Ep. 209 | Study finds meetings waste time | Time capsule of horror | NASA blasts an astroid Sep 27, 2022

NASA shot a rocket at the astroid named, Dimorphos. The impact is to test how to protect Earth for future potential threats from space. Plus, we go into the NASA control room and hear something we can all relate to.
I share the story of how I unintentionally created a time capsule of horror.
A professor at North Carolina at Charlotte did a study that found that "Going to noncritical meetings wastes about $25,000 per employee annually, and projects out to $101 million a year for any organization with more than 5,000 employee."
A South African woman earned a Guinness World Record by eating 4.26 ounces of chicken feet in 60 seconds. - Now I want to try chicken feet.
Karly Pavlinac Blackburn sent her resume to Nike. She wanted to stand out, so she had her resume printed on a cake. I explain how she could've done better.

Ep. 208 | Denver Broncos defense is carrying Russell Wilson and the offense | Pro Bowl Games are coming Sep 26, 2022

At what point will Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos offense start playing more efficiently?
Nathaniel Hackett corrected his struggles by hiring veteran assistant Jerry Rosburg, and it seems to have paid-off.
The Denver defense is playing insane right now, but how long can they carry the offense?
The NFL is introducing the "Pro Bowl Games". This will replace the Pro Bowl game.
"It'll feature AFC and NFC players showcasing their football and non-football skills in challenges over several days. The 2023 Games will be held in Las Vegas, and the flag football game at Allegiant Stadium is Feb. 5."
"Peyton Manning and his Omaha Productions company will help shape programming and promote the event's content throughout the week." - via ESPN
Rihanna will headline the Super Bowl halftime show.
Plus, we talk about the "Butt Punt".

Ep. 207 | Big breast issue on plane | Chris Pratt to play Super Mario | UK corgi owners are full of it Sep 23, 2022

Leia Parker -AKA Jodie Juggs, was forced to move her seat on the plane because her boobs were too big.
Since the Queen died, corgi owners in the UK are saying their dogs have been ‘acting differently’.
Chris Pratt will play Mario… the trailer for the new Super Mario Bros movie will be released on October 6th... but they should have cast someone else.

Ep. 206 | Idiots use NyQuil as chicken marinade | Conor McGregor should never fight again Sep 22, 2022

Floyd Mayweather wants to fight Conor McGregor, again. Conor isn't interested, and he shouldn't be. I explain why he should never sign up for a fight ever again.
Tom Hardy won another jiu-jitsu championship over the weekend.
The FDA had to tell people to stop using NyQuil as Chicken Marinade. This was due to a popular TikTok challenge.
Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are humiliated by pictures from the set of Barbie.
A four-tiered cocktail sausage wedding cake? Yes, please!
And a brief update on the Tyler Polumbus and 104.3 The Fan drama. Could Brandon Stokley be involved?

Ep. 205 | Polumbus exits The Fan | The time Alfred Williams threw me into a car | Vegans start Zombie apocalypse Sep 20, 2022

What if the zombie apocalypse starts with fake meat and vegans?!?... lets start that rumor now!! Also, the Beyond Meat COO bit a guys nose.
There's a psychic who predicts the future using asparagus. She also shouldn't be invited to dinner parties.
A guy tipped a waitress $3,000 on behalf of Jesus. Now he wants his money back.
I share some funny stories when Scott Hastings and Alfred Williams stood up Archie Manning.
Also, the time Alfred Williams shoved me into a car.
And Tyler Polumbus is no longer with 104.3 The Fan. I explain what most likely happened, as well as what the future holds for Dmac, Tyler's former co-host. Could former Denver Broncos defensive end, Derek Wolfe be destined to replace Polumbus?

Ep. 204 | Broncos are being led by chaos | Weird headlines Sep 19, 2022

Despite beating the Houston Texans on Sunday, most of Broncos Country is concerned with the coaching of Nathaniel Hackett. As of right now, it doesn't seem like Hackett is an upgrade over Vic Fangio.
A rollover crash on I-40 in Oklahoma had dildos and lube scattered on the highway, and Connery DeHuff had to get involved.
Samual Hunter of Sydney, NSW, Australia, is a male escort who is making big time cash with his "dad bod".
A woman in Georgia went through the drive-thru at KFC, and found $500.
Tyrod Taylor is suing the Los Angeles Chargers team doctor for medical malpractice, for $5 million after 2020 punctured lung incident.

Ep. 203 | Brett Favre is scum | Amazon's evil deal with the NFL | I like the C word Sep 16, 2022

More allegations are surrounding Brett Favre and the idea that he helped steal millions of dollars from Mississippi's welfare funds. If true, he needs to be put in jail.
We hear from Stephen A. Smith of ESPN on the situation.
Amazon made a brilliant deal with the NFL. The only problem is, it screws over a lot of football fans and small business owners.
TikTok keeps removing my content because it's inappropriate, which is ironic considering a lot of the content on the platform is much worse than me saying "robot boner".
A robotic delivery driver named Connie was filmed rolling through an L.A. crime scene, because she don't care!
My son tells people we say the "C" word all the time... but his idea of the "C" word is much different than mine.

Ep. 202 | Danny DeVito is king | Tailgating fail | Toy Hall of Fame Sep 15, 2022

With Australia changing out their $5 note from Queen Elizabeth to King Charles III, some are hoping they would use Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter). It made me think what celebrity would we choose here in the United Staes if we were to change out a president on our currency.
Tom Cruise
Johnny Depp
Britney Spears
Kim Kardashion
Snoop Dogg
Leonardo DiCaprio - on the 20
Sam Elliott
Morgan Freeman
Danny DeVito
A Miami Dolphins tailgater burned down 8 cars due to leaving his grill on, then going into the game.
The 2022 National Toy Hall of Fame finalists are: bingo, Breyer Horses, Catan, Lite-Brite, Nerf Toys, Masters of the Universe, piñata, Phase 10, Pound Puppies, Rack-O, Spirograph, and the top.
Idiots in news media.

Ep. 201 | Bad way to cheat at chess | Dictionary adds new words | Denver Broncos big fail Sep 14, 2022

How do you defeat a chess grandmaster? Using a sex toy to cheat is a possibility.
A nursing home in Taiwan hired a stripper to entertain the seniors.
Merriam-Webster Dictionary added 370 new words. A lot of them annoy me.
Someone's dog kept pooping in a lady's garden... next thing you know, she goes Liam Neeson on them.
27 people squeezed into Mini Cooper to break a world record.
And the Denver Broncos lost to the Seattle Seahawks, partly due to a questionable decision by their rookie head coach, Nathaniel Hackett.

Ep. 200 | WTF have we done - celebrating the 200th episide Sep 12, 2022

We celebrate the 200th episode and recap some of the greatest moments.
I'm joined by Chad Brown, Mark Schlereth, Mike Evans, Ryan Edwards, and Rob my neighbor.
Along with some classic moments, you get to hear a new UFO story.
And some classic audio from when I did the Metrosexual DeHuff bit with KKFN (104.3 The Fan).

Ep. 199 | Big mistake by Chipotle & customer | Kim Kardashian in the MCU | Religious judgement Sep 09, 2022

TikTok user @brown_eyed_girl95 decided to record her friend, who doesn't work at Chipotle, operating the register and completing orders at the busy restaurant. I explain why this isn't just the wrong doing of the customers, but Chipotle as well.
JiDion, a YouTuber, got a haircut in the stands at the U.S. Open.
Kim Kardashian would love to join the MCU, but we all know that won't end well.
And how religion can make you a judgmental jerk-hole.

Ep. 198 | Mr Beast dominates | Surviving in a freezer at sea | Emmanuel Sanders retires a Bronco Sep 08, 2022

I was floored to learn about Youtuber, Mr Beast and everything he's got going on. He just opened a Mr Beast Burger restaurant in New Jersey, but you can actually order his food all over the United States via ghost restaurants.
A doctor in Texas used his Rivian truck to power a vasectomy.
A Brazilian man floated in a freezer in the ocean for 11 days, surviving without food or water, before being rescued.
Emmanuel Sanders retired as a Denver Bronco, and Broncos Country should be happy.

Ep. 197 | Escaped zoo animals | Lies in advertising | Paid friendship Sep 07, 2022

A wolf escaped an enclosure at the Cleveland zoo, which reminds me of the time a gorilla threatened my son.
A man in Tokyo gets paid to be people's friend.
Why do people even drive sports cars?
A driver delivered someone's WingStop order, but left a note that said, “I’m sorry I 8 cho food. I’m broke and hungry. Consider it like ur payin it 4ward. I’m quitting this lame a– job N E way. B blessed.”
Plus, the truth and lies of radio advertising. I explain why it's important to trust what you sell.

Ep. 196 | Epic fail by the NFL | When I rode a bull | Brendan Fraser & Dwayne Johnson Sep 06, 2022

The NFL screwed up by having Ozzy Osborne be the halftime show for the Buffalo Bills - L.A. Rams game. They should have got Metallica, Kings of Leon, Post Malone... or anyone not as old and worn out as Ozzy.
We get a peek at Dwayne Johnson's strict schedule thanks to Stephen Merchant, who directed Johnson in the film Fighting With My Family. Stephen was on SiriusXM's Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show.
Brendan Fraser received a 6 minute standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival after his film The Whale was reviewed. But I explain why I'm hesitant to crown it amazing work.
Leonardo DiCaprio continues to only date women who aren't older than 25.
A bull got loose in the stands at a rodeo at the Florida State Fairgrounds, and instead of trying to help people, one man thought it'd be best to film people running for their lives.
I share my experience riding a bull when I was 18 years old.

Ep. 195 | How not to use a tranquilizer gun | Don't AirDrop nudes on plane | Face-to-face with a snake Sep 02, 2022

A snow monkey was on the loose in Fuji City, and the people trying to capture it and relocate it, accidentally shot and tranquilized someone else.
A Cristiano Ronaldo statue's penis is becoming worn out because of so many tourists grabbing it.
A pilot had to threaten to turn the plane around if passenger continued to AirDrop nudes to other passengers.
Kate Moss shared the story of how Johnny Depp gave her diamonds from his butt.
I'll be a chaperone again for my daughter's second grade field trip. Hopefully I don't encounter a snake.

Ep. 194 | Vic Lombardi is a jerk - Anyway he talks Broncos and a lot more with me Sep 01, 2022

Colorado broadcast legend, Vic Lombardi sat down with me to talk about his broadcast journey.
Plus, Vic spoke about the Comcast / Kroenke contract dispute.
His thoughts on the Russell Wilson contract extension with the Denver Broncos.
The death of comedy.
All that and plenty more!

Ep. 193 | Breaking: Killer Whales can kill | Ozzy had a talk with a horse Aug 30, 2022

I'm a "the diet starts tomorrow" type of guy - but now I have to trim down for a wedding in a few weeks.
Ozzy Osbourne shared a crazy acid story that involves a talking horse.
You could by some of Billie Eilish's concert air for $10k.
Johnny Depp is thriving and Amber Heard is struggling after their court case from a few months ago.
A man is trying to marry his rag-doll and I don't care.
Doctors warn the 'vabbing' trend could cause thrush or infertility. Women claim it works to attract men. I inform woman that men don't need all that to be attracted.
And big surprise, killer whales (orcas) can kill.

Ep. 192 | Did a Browns player have drugs on sidelines | Waitress shoves wings in naughty place Aug 29, 2022

It looked like the Cleveland Browns had a baggie of weed on their sidelines. While some people have come out to say it was a bag of sunflower seeds, many others think it could have been marijuana or mushrooms - which would be funnier.
A Hooters waitress would insert chicken wings in her vagina if the customer was mean to her.
How much do you dislike self-checkouts? Not as much as the lady who drove her car through the Walmart doors trying to destroy the customer ran registers.
A crazy lady lady wanted a cheeseburger, so she jumped the counter at McDonald's and began shoving them in her bra.

Ep. 191 | Catching up with Mark Schlereth and Mike Evans Aug 26, 2022

I sat down with broadcasting legends and my former coworkers, Mark Schlereth and Mike Evans.
We shared hilarious stories from our days covering Super Bowls in Minnesota, Miami and other places.
Explaining why our show was so popular.
Plus, the behind the scenes of the infamous video where Mark Schlereth broke my ribs.

Ep. 190 | Annoying people in meetings | Conspiracy theory has us in alternate universe per non-experts Aug 25, 2022

Conspiracy theorists think scientists accidentally transferred us into a new universe due to experiments taking place in Switzerland and their large hadron collider.
Killer clowns may be on the loose, again, in the UK.
Nick Cannon is having another kid!
A teacher in Bolivia asked male students to bring semen-filled condoms to class'... so they could look at it under the microscope.
I signed up to be a chaperone for my daughter’s second-grade field trip. I didn’t look at what they were doing before I volunteered…. They're going to a lake and going fishing!!

Ep. 189 | Truth about Manti Te’o | Tom Hardy just won gold in Jiu Jitsu | Drinking beer through a hotdog Aug 23, 2022

After watching the Manti Te’o story on the Netflix show, "Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist", my opinion of the situation changed. Manti was catfished by someone while he was a star player at Notre Dame. And the drama that unfolded, is mind-blowing.
Over the weekend Tom Hardy won two gold medals in a Jiu-Jitsu tournament in England. He may be the only action star that could pull this off, right?
Tom Cruise - no.
Dwayne Johnson - no.
Sylvester Stallone - no.
Will Smith - no. Unless it's a slapping contest.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - no.
Matt Damon - no.
Keanu Reeves - no.
Dennis Rodman says he is heading to Russia in push to release Brittney Griner. If he succeeds, that'll be really embarrassing for the U.S. government.
A man accidentally cut off his own testicles while napping and dreaming about cutting meat.
And a man should be praised for his creativity after a video emerged of him drinking beer through a hotdog while at a Yankees game.

Ep. 188 | Preseason freak out | Harry Styles new King of Pop | Pilots fall asleep and miss landing Aug 22, 2022

The Denver Broncos got hammered by the Buffalo Bills in game 2 of the preseason. So I'm here to remind all of the people hitting the panic button - IT’S JUST PRESEASON!
A woman put her positive pregnancy test inside popsicle and had her boyfriend eat it. This upsets me because he's consuming urine, yet I posted a video of a guy jumping into a cactus, and that's gets pulled down immediately.
Two pilots fell asleep when traveling from Khartoum to Addis Ababa, just under two hour flight., and they missed landing the plane.
After finishing sixth in Europe's Ironman competition, Cristian Moriatiel tried to propose to his girlfriend. Then the cramps kicked in.
Tesla owner got his bluetooth key implanted in his hand, because carrying keys is so difficult.
And some idiot at Rolling Stone said Harry Styles is the "new King of Pop".

Ep. 187 | Scary science | Bad customers Aug 19, 2022

A man got a titanium ring stuck on his penis for four weeks. Then firefighters had to cut it off.
Some jerk ordered $241 worth of Taco Bell at 11:30 pm. Also, I think Taco Bell is lying about not having the ingredients for the Mexican Pizza.
A man called the police after getting into an argument with McDonald's employees due to cold fries. Then the man was arrested for murder.
Science can be scary!
They may have found a second impact crater from an astroid that helped kill the dinosaurs.
Some scientists believe the world has a one in six chance of a major volcanic eruption this century. It would be a super-colossal eruption.
A guy is giving snakes robot legs.
And US Congressman Tim Burchett believes that it's only a matter of time before a UFO / UAP crashes into an Earth made aircraft.
I also dive into bigfoot and ghosts, and why I have a hard time believing they exist.

Ep. 186 | Snoop Dogg's legacy grows | Sarah Silverman has advice for insults | Seahawk fans are bitter Aug 18, 2022

Snoop Dogg came out with a new cereal called, Snoop Loopz. Snoop proves that everyone seems to love him and he can do almost anything.
I explain how you are getting screwed out of money if you use Xfinity as your cable provider... assuming you have a smart TV.
We have some rugby drama as Corey Norman is suspended for sticking his hand in another player's butt.
According to ESPN, Cleveland Browns QB, Deshaun Watson will be suspended 11 games and fined $5M after settlement between NFL, NFLPA. Also, who the hell would ever want to give him a massage now?!
Sarah Silverman made a great point when it comes to using a very popular word as a slam. Cowboy DeHuff tries to adjust to Sarah's point of view.
Seattle media and fans are bagging on Russell Wilson for the way he played last season. I explain why they may have a point, but ultimately, they just sound bitter.
EPISODE #200 is right around the corner!
I want you to be a big part of the episode.
So, email me at dehuffuncensored@gmail.com:
Favorite moments or topics from the pod - maybe you have a story you’ve always wanted to share - or ask me anything you want.

Ep. 185 | Zombie pigs are coming | Best photo of UFO | Will Biden step down Aug 16, 2022

Robot dogs join the US Space Force, and will start being uses all over the place.
The "Calvine Photograph" is supposed to be the greatest photo of a UFO ever taken. After 32 years, the MoD has released it to the public. And I'm not overly impressed with it.
A time traveler from 2906… is on TikTok and has predicted some crazy things - including, Zombie pigs, superhuman powers from the sun, another world found in Earth, and Joe Biden stepping down as president of the United States.
What are some of the worst cities for traffic, and where does Denver rank?

Ep. 184 | Chipotle isn't skimping on food | Toddler bites snake | Tommy Lee Instagram dong Aug 15, 2022

A TikToker claimed Chipotle was giving online customers less meat after watching a Chipotle employee make their food. I explain why this TikToker is completely wrong.
A two year old in Turkey was playing with a snake in her front yard. Then the snake bit her... then the toddler bit the snake!
A CEO laid some employees off, then posted a picture of himself teary eyed.
Tommy Lee posted a picture of his penis on Instagram, and people are upset because it took 5 hours before the platform pulled it. If it was a woman's nipple, it would have been pulled much sooner.
EPISODE #200 is right around the corner!
I want you to be a big part of the episode.
So, email me at dehuffuncensored@gmail.com:
Favorite moments or topics from the pod - maybe you have a story you’ve always wanted to share - or ask me anything you want…
Plus, I have some special guests set to join the episode. I can’t wait!!

Ep. 183 | Dating profiles with Cowboy and Connery DeHuff | Throwing meat at people Aug 11, 2022

I accidentally shaved my glorious beard off.
Fred Savage is allegedly a pervert.
Hulk Hogan’s birthday is today, and non of his former co-workers seem to like him.
Ezra Miller was arrested for felony burglary.
Britney Spears’ ex, Kevin Federline tried to say she’s a bad mom after releasing a video of her correcting her children.
Toys R Us are reopening stores across the United Sates.
Denver Broncos ownership officially transferred over to the Waltons.
Dating profiles go the wrong direction if you make this big mistake. Also, Cowboy DeHuff and Connery DeHuff share their dating profiles.
And throwing raw or frozen meat at people you don't like.

Ep. 182 | Media sells fear and we fall for the sales pitch Aug 10, 2022

I discuss my journey through the radio and television news industries.
While most of my experience was in sports talk radio, I did spend some time in the news room.
I share some stories of when I was reprimanded for not selling fear as a traffic reporter. And how a lot of people in news become numb to carnage and death.
This is also a good time to realize that we all, myself included, need to reprioritize our lives. We need to take time away from the media. That means stepping away from our devices.

Ep. 181 | South Park creators struggle with Casa Bonita remodel | More weird headlines Aug 09, 2022

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the brilliant creators of South Park, purchased Denver's iconic restaurant Casa Bonito back in September 2021.
After an interview with the Denver Post, the new restaurant owners have realized the reconstruction project is much larger that they once thought. In Fact, Trey Parker said, “Have you ever seen ‘Kitchen Nightmares’? It’s the very, very worst one of those you could possibly ever imagine,”
Looking at the headlines:
* A man gave himself a nose job after watching a Youtube video about DIY rhinoplasty. Big shocker, he ended up in the hospital.
* A couple thought something was physically wrong. What? They were concerned because the boyfriend in the relationship, was getting erections all of the time. While comparing the situation to feeding a squirrel, I explain why there is nothing to be concerned about.
* Spain is mandating that air conditioning in public places must be set at or above 80 degrees F.
EPISODE #200 is right around the corner!
I want you to be a big part of the episode.
So, email me at dehuffuncensored@gmail.com:
Favorite moments or topics from the pod - maybe you have a story you’ve always wanted to share - or ask me anything you want…
Plus, I have some special guests set to join the episode. I can’t wait!!
Again, email me a dehuffuncensored@gmail.com

Ep. 180 | Watch out for horny pigs | Road House remake | Scientist pranks world Aug 08, 2022

After hanging out with some friends, I found out that adult diapers can only handle so much.
Also, pigs love to have sex. Yeah... enjoy your bacon.
Jake Gyllenhaal will be starring in the remake of the Patrick Swayze classic, Road House. UFC icon, Conor McGregor will also be in the movie.
Mohamed Buya Turay missed his own wedding in order to sign with a new soccer club. Instead, his brother filled in for him.
And a scientist pranked the world by tweeting a picture of a chorizo and telling people it was actually a star.
EPISODE #200 is right around the corner!
I want you to be a big part of the episode.
So, email me at dehuffuncensored@gmail.com:
Favorite moments or topics from the pod - maybe you have a story you’ve always wanted to share - or ask me anything you want…
Plus, I have some special guests set to join the episode. I can’t wait!!
Again, email me a dehuffuncensored@gmail.com

QUICK HIT | Man gets grocery card tattoo on arm Aug 07, 2022

This has to he one of the dumbest stories I've heard.
A man kept forgetting his grocery membership card, so he decided to get the QR code tattooed on his arm.

QUICK HIT | Giant penis gravestone for Grandma Aug 07, 2022

Yeah, you read the title correctly, a Grandma's dying wish was to have a massive penis for a gravestone.

Ep. 179 | Eating cat food | No special treatment for celebrities | Mexican Pizza news Aug 04, 2022

My kids were way too excited to buy Scotch tape.
There's a restaurant in New York named, Gatto Bianco, and it's food inspired by Fancy Feast... the cat food. And yes, you can eat there and experience what cats eat.
Someone broke the rules when flying in Australia. They tried to smuggle in some McDonalds. Now they have to pay a big fine.
This reminds me of the Brittney Griner story. She knowingly broke the rules, and now is dealing with the consequences.
And Taco Bell announced that the Mexican Pizza will return, again, after running out of the product earlier in the year.

Ep. 178 | Elway and I are a thing | Gordon Ramsey drama | We're too soft as a society Aug 03, 2022

After I visited Denver Broncos training camp, I realized John Elway and I have a releationship.
Russell Wilson shows all the right signs of a good leader.
Brandon Stokley snubbed me, then he quickly admitted his wrong doing.
Chef Gordon Ramsey was criticized for his TikTok video where he was saying lambs looked delicious.
Lizzo and Beyoncé both bend to the soft society after using the word "spaz" in their songs. They both changed the lyrics, but should they have to?
Jordan Peele gives some insight on how he believes horror movies should be mapped out.

Ep. 177 | Bad tattoos | Cloning dogs in China Aug 02, 2022

James Kunz of Fort Collins, Colorado got a 12x12 inch tattoo of the Subway logo on his back. Now he gets free footlongs for life - in the form of $50,000 in Subway gift cards.
A man kept forgetting his grocery membership card, so he missed out on savings. So he decided to get the QR code of the card, tattooed on his arm.
Scientists in China are cloning dogs to combat the consequences of inbreeding.
A couple in Texas have been dating for several years, but they've never even kissed. Are they being crazy, or are they on to something?

Ep. 176 | Giant penis gravestone | Flying cars are here | U.S. Air guitar champion in Colorado Jul 31, 2022

One woman's dying wish was to have a giant penis statue as her gravestone.
A giant TV fell on a performer in Hong Kong as the band. Mirror, was performing.
The Samson Switchblade is a FAA approved flying car. You can now get on the waiting list to buy one.
Rachel Sinclair of Arvada, Colorado, is the US air guitar champion, and she's about to compete internationally. Thanks to 9News / KUSA for the audio.
Also, I'm bracing for criticism from the Denver media as I head back to Broncos training camp.

QUICK HIT | Body goes missing in the mail Jul 30, 2022

A dead body was sent to lab via FedEx, but it never arrived. That was back in 2019... Where's the body?!
Did someone accidentally receive this in the mail and keep it??

Ep. 175 | Aliens, Dragons, and Space Force | Ghosting | Sylvester Stallone said what Jul 29, 2022

A Florida man tried to break into Space Force to worn them about aliens fighting dragons.
Renovating a house and finding dirty dishes stashed everywhere!
It may soon be illegal to "ghost" someone in the Philippines.
In Yamaguch, Japan, people are being attacked by monkeys... which somehow triggered an alleged story about Sylvester Stallone - a microphone - and his balls.
There's a good chance the story is false - but it'd be hilarious if it was true.

Ep. 174 | More things to fear in the ocean | Robot spiders | Toilet training a cat Jul 28, 2022

I have two stories of why you should fear the ocean: a women being impaled by a sailfish, and a rattlesnakes who like to swim.
Thanks to former Pittsburgh Steeler, Chad Brown for contributing to the snake conversation.
Also, why is Dr. Pimple Popper on Shark Week?
Scientists are fighting the battle against baldness - which is ridiculous.
What should you do with a dead wolf spider? Scientists are using them to lift things. It's basically the beginning of the robo-spider revolution.
And my cat is gross and we are going to start toilet training him.

Ep. 173 | Russian robot attacks chess player | Elon Musk likes to bang | Getting high on flavored condoms Jul 26, 2022

The new dumb trend is kids getting high off of flavored condoms.
Elon Musk denies banging the co-founder of Google, Sergey Brin's wife. But it is an opportunity to talk about Elon banging a lot of women.
Musk later said he "hasn't had sex in ages". Sounds like something someone who bangs a lot would say to keep people off his trail.
During a chess match between a 7 year old and a robot, the robot crushed the kids hand. Why? Because the kid was playing too fast.
If you're looking to get liquored up and hammer cheese at the same time, the “The Veltini” is perfect for you. It's a Velveeta-infused vodka, olive brine and vermouth combination

Ep. 172 | Renaissance Festival recap | Shark Week | Peyton Manning's awkward first day with the Broncos Jul 25, 2022

I recap my trip to the Colorado Renaissance Festival. Including pee troughs, turkey legs, and wisdom of Robin Hood.
Dwayne Johnson is hosting Shark Week on the Discovery Channel... but will it be worth watching? They've struggled to put new shows together and have been repeating the same stuff, year after year.
I share the story of Peyton Manning's awkward first day at work for the Denver Broncos.

Ep. 171 | Connery DeHuff bangs away | Don't play with sharks | Sending a body in the mail Jul 22, 2022

The movie, Don't Look up, but in real life as Great Britain deals with horrible heatwave.
Insects can probably feel pain, but I don't care.
The bad kitten joke.
Guy plays with a shark, then gets bit.
People say his reaction is calm… but I don't agree.
A medical examiner tried to send a body to another lab back in 2019. The problem is, he sent it via FedEx, and it never arrived at its destination.
My Connery DeHuff voice is my most requested, so I give the people what they want. Including a conversation between Connery DeHuff and Cowboy DeHuff.
Going through the mailbag, I respond to the greatness of the movie, A League of Their Own. I also share a great story about Jon Lovitz.

Ep. 170 | Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to be stopped | Bad parenting | Stay cool in the trash can Jul 21, 2022

I fixed someone else's toilet. Now I'm a hero.
Actress, Miriam Margolyes said Arnold Schwarzenegger farted in her face while they were filming the movie End of Days, back in 1999. Is the action star a serial face farter?
A father claims his daughter will have to endure years of therapy after Raging Rivers Waterpark in Grafton, Illinois, said she had to be weighed in order to ride a specific attraction, due to safety. The 13 year old girl was then unable to ride due to being 205 lbs, instead of being under the required 200 lbs.
I explain why the father needs to stop blaming the waterpark and start looking at what he's done to cause damage.
A man in England was filmed fighting the hot weather by soaking in his trash bin, filled with water.
And Neil deGrass Tyson will blow every stoner's mind with this fact about the planet Earth.

Ep. 169 | Epic fail by FOX Sports | Eating too much at a buffet | KY Jelly hacks Jul 19, 2022

FOX Sports made a horrendous mistake during the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees game. It involved the 9/11 monument.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez seem to be getting married... if you care.
The dumbest criminal of the month may be in Houston Texas.
A woman was charged extra for eating too much at an all you can eat buffet.
We dive into the mailbag and respond to former Denver Broncos tight end, Joel Dreessen.

Ep. 168 | Dookie in the pool | Peanut up a mountain | Banging a vacuum Jul 18, 2022

Somebody pooped in the pool near me and they had to shut it down for 24 hours.
Bob Salem is the first person in the 21st century to push a peanut up Pikes Peak. I still don't know why someone would do this.
A 50 year old man stuck a water bottle up his rectum, it got stuck, then he developed abdominal pain, constipation, and had stopped eating. When the doctors discovered the bottle, it was news to the man's wife as well.
A man was caught having sex with a Henry Hoover at a church.
Mexican TikToker Rodolfo Márquez is a d-bag. I explain.

Ep. 167 | Jeff Bezos gets shutdown | Horny honey | James Webb telescope Jul 15, 2022

Finally a rich person is being treated like everyone else. Jeff Bezos' superyacht won't force the Rotterdam bridge (aka De Hef) to be dismantled in order for it to reach the sea.
Companies selling honey that makes you horny are getting in trouble because they're not telling the consumer that Viagra and Cialis are in their products.
People are reacting to the James Webb Space Telescope, which makes us all realize how bad security cameras are.
And I start planning for the big 200th episode.
Send in your stories, topics, observations, or comments to dehuffuncensored@gmail.com.

Ep. 166 | My failed medical joke | Mickey Rourke slams Tom Cruise | I started a bad trend Jul 14, 2022

The time I told a rickets joke and nobody laughed. I know, shocking.
Phillip Carroll of Maryland is giving Americans a bad name… He decided not to obey the signs on Mount Vesuvius, then he had to be rescued.
There may be a day that you need to put sugar on your b-hole… if you have a prolapsed anus. An ICU nurse named Chenedy explains it to us.
Mickey Rourke was on with Piers Morgan, and proceeded to bash Tom Cruise for playing the same role over and over. I somewhat get his point, because Dwayne Johnson does the same thing. That being said, I'd rather see a movie with Tom Cruise or Dwayne Johnson in it. I have no desire to see a movie with Mickey Rourke in it.
And I may have started a bad trend after I rolled my own burrito at Qdoba. A woman climbed through the drive-thru window at McDonald's to try and make her food.

Ep. 165 | Bigfoot has been found | Non melting ice cream | Dubai Porta Potty party Jul 12, 2022

Why one of the best places in Colorado to vacation is Glenwood Springs.
China developed ice cream that won't melt. It's called Chicecream and they say what makes it not melt is a seaweed derived additive called carrageenan gum.
One of the most disgusting trends is allegedly happening in Dubai. It's called 'Dubai Porta Potty party'. Basically, it involves feces, and young, attractive influencers who are desperate for money.
New York Jets quarterback, Zach Wilson's ex girlfriend accused him of cheating on her with his mom's friend... and nobody cares.
Host of Animal Planet TV show Coyote Peterson: Brave The Wild - Coyote Peterson claims (without officially saying it) to have found a skull of big foot while on an expedition in British Columbia, Canada.

Ep. 164 | Denver Broncos good and bad on offense - pre-training camp Jul 11, 2022

With training camp right around the corner, I take a look at the Denver Broncos offense.
While the addition of Russell Wilson stifles the quarterback competition talk, there are plenty of things to discuss.
The Denver Broncos receiving core seems solid at first glance, but Tim Patrick and Courtland Sutton seem to be the reason for that conclusion. When you talk about Jerry Jeudy, you have to ask if he can explode to greatness in his second year? Will the Broncos use KJ Hamler as a "Weapon X" type tool on the field?
When it comes to tight ends, will Albert Okwuegbunam be able to lead the way?
The running back room seems legit, as they have Javonte Williams and Melvin Gordon. But don't expect the two backs to have and even split on carries.
The big concern for the Denver Broncos offense has to be the offensive line. Mainly, Garett Bolles. If he can enter this season with a more matured mind, that will benefit the team tremendously - If not, he'll end up hurting the Broncos.

Ep. 163 | Talking in movie theaters | Burrito suck challenge | Problem with Stranger Things Jul 06, 2022

It's creepy when you see a movie like Bob's Burgers at the movie theater and you're the only one laughing. This also happened to me when I saw the South Park movie in the theaters.
Joey Chestnut fought off injury and a protester in order to win another hot dog eating contest. I explain what the protester was protesting, and why it actually worked to get the message out.
A Spanish politician wants to crack down on casual sex. Yeah, that's one way to lose an election.
Lillian Stone may have created a new social media challenge... but it hasn't even started! The Burrito Suck Challenge.
I have a complaint about Stranger Things' villain, Vecna. ... he looks like he's wearing pants!
Birthday wishes via facebook, even though you have my cell phone?!?!? Yeah, that's a problem.

Ep. 162 | Roe vs Wade - Yeah, I talked about it Jul 06, 2022

I give you my thoughts on Roe vs Wade being overturned.
This is a huge conversation and while I give my thoughts on what I believe is right in this situation, I understand that others may disagree.
Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
You can always send me your thoughts at dehuffuncensored@gmail.com.

Ep. 161 | Plane crash on Rikers Island Jul 05, 2022

Back on February 1, 1957, Northeast Airlines flight 823 crashed a minute after taking off. Where did it land? The infamous prison, Rikers Island.
This is the amazing story of troubled individuals putting their past behind them, and doing the right thing.
Big thanks to the New York Post for compiling all this great information.

Ep. 160 | Texas hikers no match for Colorado | Radio Shack is back and red hot Jul 03, 2022

I got blindsided by negative energy.
A woman was stealing rocks from the Target parking lot, and I'm not sure she's doing anything wrong.
Two hikers from Texas almost die in Colorado because they don't understand how weather works.
Radio Shack is the weirdest and possibly funniest Twitter follow, right now.
A stuntman named Jonathan Goodwin said he once escaped from a dead cow.
A 65 year ban on ice cream trucks has been lifted in Aurora Colorado.

ICYMI | No Fun Police take to the beach Jul 02, 2022

If you're headed to the Spanish sea, watch out, because they are cracking down on all of the beach fun.

Ep. 159 | Stupid TikTok | Putin responds to shirtless horseback riding critics Jul 01, 2022

Putin slams "disgusting" politicians who can't pull off the shirtless horseback riding look.
KISS used and Australian flag when in Austria.
Teenage thieves in Washington used gun while stealing underwear.
Florida Tik-tok users are leaving beaches full of deep holes after the "How deep can you dig" challenge.
I also address the dumb life hack videos on Tik-tok.
Plus, I dive into the mailbag!
You can join the podcast by sending an email to dehuffuncensored@gmail.com

Ep. 158 | Rich people problems | Stanley Cup drama | What the hell is Taco Bell doing Jun 30, 2022

Mike Chambers of the Denver Post is taking some heat after he posted a picture of him hoisting the Stanley Cup.
James Merilatt of denverfan.com, along with some other journalists, were upset that Mike broke an unwritten rule.
I witness the positive result of great leadership as my father in-law, Tim Hanlon, retired from the North Metro Fire department.
A company in Chile accidentally over paid an employee by 286 times. The employee ended up taking the money and running.
A lot of rich men on the East coast are getting prostate surgery so they don't have to pee as much on road trips to the Hamptons. Women are getting Botox injections into their bladders for the same reason.
Taco Bell is partnering with Cheez-It.
Big Cheez-It Tostada - oversized Cheez-It, topped with seasoned beef, sour cream, diced tomatoes, lettuce and shredded cheddar cheese.
The Big Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme is the tostada but wrapped in a giant tortilla and then grilled.

ICYMI | Tom Cruise and my Multiverse of Madness Jun 29, 2022

Tom Cruise is one of the biggest actors in the world, especially after the release of Top Gun: Maverick.
Well, based on the logic of Doctor Strange, Tom Cruise has made his way into my life.

Ep. 157 | Attacked by a Karen | Screwed by your company | Alexa could sound like a dead relative Jun 28, 2022

I came face-to-face with a "Karen" as it attacked my son and me.
Kevin Ford has worked for Burger King for 27 years without missing a day. To say thank you, the company gave him a goody bag of random crap. We discuss how companies tend to overlook their employees and slap them in the face.
A man broke the law, then hid from police. Where? A giant pile of cow poop.
Juju Ferrari is a Brazilian influencer on Instagram, and she's running for election. If she wins, she wants free penis enlargement surgery for all that want/need it.
Amazon Alexa could soon use the voice of your dead relative.

ICYMI | Idiots fall into tank of chocolate Jun 28, 2022

To be honest, I'd be someone who'd fall onto a tank of chocolate. Anyway, two people did at the Mars factory.

Ep. 156 | Colorado Avalanche won the the Stanley Cup Jun 27, 2022

Immediate reaction to the Colorado Avalanche beating the Tampa Bay Lightning in game six, and winning the Stanley Cup.
Who will be the next professional Colorado sports team to win a championship? The Denver Broncos, Colorado Rockies, or the Denver Nuggets?

Ep. 155 | Tom Cruise was mean to me | Monkey kingpin | Rag-doll lover Jun 24, 2022

French's made ketchup popsicles, which is a parents nightmare for multiple reasons.
A man in Austria had unprotected sex with a prostitute in Cambodia and then contracted super-gonorrhea. SHOCKING!
A bunch of idiots broke into an $8 million home, threw a party, then posted videos about it on Snapchat and Instagram.
A woman is married to a rag doll, and now they have a baby.
I had a dream Tom Cruise fired me from a movie he was in. Tom was taunting me and said "Scott shits his pants" while I was being fired. I explain how this ties into the latest Doctor Strange movie.

Ep. 154 | Controversy as Avalanche beat the Lightning | Monkey involved in shootout Jun 23, 2022

Tampa Bay Lightning lost to the Colorado Avalanche in game four, but some are saying the Avs goal shouldn't have counted. Why? Too many men on the ice.
Lightning fans are being cry babies, to say the least.
If you're going to visit the Spanish sea beaches, be prepared... you'll be fined if you pee in the water, and for doing a bunch of fun activities.
A drug cartel monkey was killed in a shootout, and I shouldn't think it's funny... but I do.
And another case of weird things that happen at an emergency room. A 35 year old Turkish man had swallowed coins, screws, magnets, glass, batteries, and more.

Ep. 153 | Crab whiskey | Bandwagon fans | Dumb criminals Jun 21, 2022

Tamworth Distilling is fighting back against the invasive green grab. How? By making it into a whiskey.
Cabbage over lettuce, so stop complaining about it, Australia.
Don't murder anyone, ever! And defiantly don't write about how to do it and then do it.
Some people hate bandwagon fans. And here in Colorado, we're seeing a rise in them due to the Avalanche making it to the Stanley Cup Final. I explain why teams and sports need bandwagon fans.

Ep. 152 | Nasty tattoo cover-up | Good or bad parenting | Drinking too much soda Jun 20, 2022

I hate heat and mosquitoes.
A lady chopped off her flesh because it had her ex-boyfriends name on it.
A Colorado town wants to change its name to "kush".
A man drank 30 cans of Pepsi, every day, for 20 years. He finally has kicked the habit.
Is it bad parenting to not allow gifts at your kids birthday party?

Ep. 151 | Father's Day | I almost hit Peyton Manning | Field Day drama for Broncos Jun 16, 2022

What guys want for Father's Day is way different than what ladies want for Mother's Day.
Tom Hanks defended his wife against crazy reporters.
The time I almost hit Peyton Manning in the junk while at a press conference.
A horse Named Sugar lays down, closes her eyes, and doesn't move if someone wants to ride her. People are calling her their spirit animal.
And the Denver Broncos opted to turn a practice day into a field day. James Merilatt of denverfan.com thinks this was a bad move. But others think this was a great team building moment for the team.

Ep. 150 | Too heavy to ride a horse | Cloning pigs for bacon Jun 16, 2022

A Tik-tok star, Remi Bader, is mad because a ranch wouldn't allow her to ride a horse due to her weight.
China is cloning pigs to help with food demand issues... which reminds me how much I love bacon!
Coca-Cola is putting Jack & Coke in a can.
Ryan Gosling is Ken and Margot Robbie is Barbie in the new Barbie movie. This will be a crap movie.
Internet Explorer is done…. I have no idea what the best browser is!!
Boy band BTS broke up!
The Colorado Avalanche beat the Tampa Bay Lightning in overtime, game one of the Stanley Cup Final.

Ep. 149 | Peyton Manning shouldn't work for the Broncos | How Russell Wilson may screw the Broncos Jun 14, 2022

Why would Peyton Manning work for the Denver Broncos? Would he have to give up the Manning Cast on ESPN?
I explain why we shouldn't expect him to have a huge role with the team.
Russell Wilson is due for a new contract, and that could end up screwing the Denver Broncos in the long-run.
The positions to watch during mini and training camp: Offensive line and receiving.

Ep. 148 | Falling into a tank of chocolate | Yoga in a cemetery Jun 13, 2022

My dog killed a bird in front of my 7 and 9 year old.
OnlyFans models star in a reality show about working on a farm.
A man in Indiana caught a catfish with a sexy surprise inside of it.
Seven Stones Cemetery is conducting yoga classes on their property.
And two employees fell into the chocolate at the Mars factory.

Ep. 147 | Aaron Rodgers is dating a witch | What not to post Jun 10, 2022

Aaron Rodgers is allegedly dating a woman named Blu Earth, and she's apparently a witch... which she now denies.
A woman accidentally posted a topless photo of herself when trying to sell an air-fryer.
I give Taco Bell advice on their Mexican Pizza that will keep people talking about it all year long.
The city of Denver is cutting red tape for the Stanley Cup Final.
The worst world record is one that you could and should break!
Apple will be switching to USB-C charger in the EU, and I hope that happens everywhere.

Ep. 146 | Do the Denver Broncos get a new stadium with new ownership Jun 09, 2022

With the Waltons buying the Denver Broncos, the question was asked - Will the Broncos get a new stadium... possibly located by D.I.A.?
There's a lot of questions that surround the answer.
I explain the pros and cons of moving Mile High Stadium out of the heart of Denver.

Ep. 145 | Stranger Things takes a dirty turn | Peeing in the shower Jun 07, 2022

My two favorite shows are "The Boys" and "Stranger Things". The Boys opened their new season with a scene involving a penis that will leave you in shock.
Stranger Things continues to be great, but the sex industry is cashing in on the popular Netflix show. Fleshlight has made a toy resembling a demogorgon.
Johnny Depp won his case against Amber Heard, but what will the after effects be?
Butterbean wants to fight Jake Paul... but I thought Butterbean was dead.
And Dr. Teresa Irwin explains why you should never pee in the shower. And I explain why she's wrong.

Ep. 144 | Rob Walton wins bid to buy the Broncos Jun 06, 2022

According to Forbes, Rob Walton, the heir to the Walmart fortune, won the bid to purchase the Denver Broncos. The price is expected to be worth $4.5 billion.
Some in Broncos Country are upset about the deal, as well as some in local sports talk, but they shouldn't be too concerned.
I explain why this is good news... but I also let you know when we should be worried.

Ep. 143 | Selling boob sweat | Evil Winnie the Pooh | Bad parenting May 31, 2022

Stephanie Matto who once sold her farts in a jar, is now selling her boob sweat for $500 a bottle.
Cowboy DeHuff may start selling ball sweat.
There's a new horror movie being made called, "Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey". If the horror industry is going to start using Winnie The Pooh, expect the porn industry.
Why I refuse to go on a cruise ship.
A woman got drunk and fought her sister... next thing you know, she took a bite out of her sister’s eye.
And a woman in England ate Walkers potato chips in between buttered bread, twice a day, for about 20 years. Now she's finally changing her diet. But I'm upset at her parents for allowing this to happen.

Ep. 142 | American Badass - The Joseph Beyrle story May 29, 2022

When you watch action movies, you tend to think at times, "Cool scene, but that'd never happen".
Joseph Beyrle served in the United States Army back in World War II.
His stories of survival are truly legendary.

Ep. 141 | American Badass - The Roy Benavidez story May 29, 2022

This may be one of the craziest stories I have ever heard.
Master Sergent Roy Benavidez of the U.S Army was serving in Vietnam, and at one point he saved eight fellow Americans.
What led up to them getting rescued is pure amazement.
Credit to:
Mr. Ballen podcast
https://www.history.navy.mil/browse-by-topic/people/namesakes/roy-benavidez.html

Ep. 140 | Attack of the mutant sharks | My meat needs to be bigger May 26, 2022

A lion bit off a zookeepers finger because he was trying to get it to show his teeth to the crowd.
An underwater volcano erupted in the Pacific Ocean... now there's mutant sharks on the loose.
Wendy's and McDonald's are being sued because people say their advertisements are misleading on the size of their products.
A kid accidentally smashed a $4,000 Teletubby sculpture, and now the dad has to pay for it.
If you love hockey fights, then Ice Wars International is the sport for you. It mixes hockey and MMA.

Ep. 139 | The problem with guns in America May 25, 2022

Sadly there was another mass shooting in the United States.
How much worse does this problem have to get before the laws change and make it harder for nut jobs to get guns?

Ep. 138 | Work safety advice from Alec Baldwin | Wild moments from Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial May 24, 2022

The Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial is just getting weirder. She had a psychiatrist named Dr. Spiegel addressing the court to take-on Johnny's character, but he ended up giving the world a show. He's a cross between Doc Brown from Back to the Future, and a Jim Carry character.
Alec Baldwin allegedly is giving workplace safety advice via Twitter. This was after seeing the viral video of former Denver Bronco, Brandon Langley destroying a United Airlines worker, after the employee slapped him.
Christian Bale is the new MCU villain, Gorr the God Butcher. Although I keep calling him Gorr: The butcher of the gods. - Like he cuts and sells meat.
Nazem Kadri of the Colorado Avalanche responded to the racism threats made towards him by some St. Louis Blues fans by scoring 3 goals in game four.

Ep. 137 | Parents ruined kids' sporting event | Racist Blues fans attack Avalanche player May 23, 2022

The Denver Nuggets lose Tim Connelly to the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Colorado Avalanche forward Nazem Kadri collided with St. Louis Blues goalie Jordan Binnington. Now Binnington is out a few weeks with an injury. As a reaction to this, multiple Blues fans have been making racist threats to Kadri via social media. This went from an issue on the ice, to an issue that has the local police involved.
I witnessed firsthand parents destroying the joy of playing an athletic event for their kids.
How Field Day has changed over the years.
The Taco Bell Mexican Pizza is not living up to the hype.
A woman did the KFC box meal challenge by consuming 4 meals in 12 minutes, which totaled to 4,000 calories.
Watching porn for a job may ruin what you once enjoyed.
A bank refused to pay ransom to hackers, then they decided to send them dick pics.
The Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial is almost over… I have no idea how this will end.

Ep. 136 | Death of comedies | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Avalanche build off their failures May 20, 2022

We open the mail bag and I address a wide range of topics.
Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters. Where are the best places to go?
Comedies are hard to come by when you want a movie to make you laugh. That includes the new one by Rebel Wilson (Senior Year).
Why Colorado Avalanche fans should be happy with the game two loss to the St. Louis Blues.
I'll most likely never go the the Skinwalker Ranch, but not for the reason you may think.
And erectile disfunction.

Ep. 135 | The truth about UFOs is scarier than we want to admit May 18, 2022

The US House Subcommittee held a public hearing about UFOs / UAPs, but what did we learn from it?
We hear from Dr. Michio Kaku via CNN about the science of these UFOs / UAPs, and how close the world's governments are to duplicating the technology.
I also explain why the public will most likely never know the truth about UFOs / UAPs.

Ep. 134 | Zombie bride in real life | Mail bag with a glory hole May 18, 2022

A man bought a safe on Ebay and it turns out there was $26,000 left inside. Now he wants some of the money back.
There's a woman in Massachusetts who is married to a zombie doll, has six zombie doll children, and is engaged to another zombie doll. While I don't understand this, it opens the door for somewhat similar conversations, like learning more about the LGBTQ community. - Trust me, I make a connection.
A young Texas boy ordered 31 cheeseburgers from McDonald's via Doordash, meanwhile his mom had no clue.
Mail bag discussed:
Why is futbol the world's game?
Why can’t doctors ever be on time?
Glory holes and the people who use them.
The benefits of comic books.
Polaroid pictures need to make a comeback.
Contact the podcast via email: dehuffuncensored@gmail.com

Ep. 133 | Woke bald men | Madonna's gross NFTs May 16, 2022

Being sick allows me to do different voices.
Gwyneth Paltrow and her company, Goop, played a trick on everyone by releasing a fake product called "The Diapér". She later told everyone why she did it, and it was brilliant.
A husband and wife are being sued by his parents because they don't have grandchildren yet.
- I also give random parenting advice.
Madonna is selling NFTs of her giving birth to random objects, and some people are flipping their lid.
In the UK, an employment tribunal ruled that calling a man "bald" is sexual harassment. They also compared calling a man bald to commenting on the size of a woman's breasts. Yeah, they said that!

Ep. 132 | Beware of your cat | Landing a plane with no experience | What's trending May 12, 2022

I'm pretty sure I caught my Alexa device spying on me... or it was downloading info for the robot revolution.
My cat is too fat to jump on our counters, which in a weird way is a good thing. But he may have done something horrendous.
There's a robot working at the Chili's in Loveland, Colorado.
Actor James Cromwell glued his hand to a Starbucks counter in Manhattan. All to protest the $.50 to $1 extra charge for plant-based milk.
A passenger with no flying experience had to step in and land a Cessna plane after the pilot fell ill.
We get into the top trending topics: Is Arby's good? What's better, Smurfs or Rugrats?... then I explain why Bob's Burgers is the best show on TV!!... and we talk about the NFL releasing the 2022 schedule.
Then Neil deGrasse Tyson settles the debate of what came first, the chicken or the egg.

Ep. 131 | Lost at sea - the Steve Callahan story May 11, 2022

Steve Callahan talked with the Wonder Channel about his nightmare situation of being lost at sea for 76 days.
I react to the insane details of him fighting off sharks and eating whatever he could get his hands on.

Ep. 130 | Scott Hastings talks Jokic winning MVP - Fighting in the NBA - Radio secrets May 10, 2022

Scott Hastings joined me to share some of the crazy stories from when we worked together.
Plus, Nikola Jokic won the NBA MVP, but do the people in Colorado truly know how great he is?
Hastings discusses the softness of the NBA. - "softness" is more of my word choice than his.
Also, an epic fight from his playing days that left a wire almost sticking out of his face.

Ep. 129 | Howard Stern on the Dave Chappelle attack | Kim Kardashian is a fraud May 09, 2022

Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage and the attacker got the hell beat out of him. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars, but nothing happened. We hear from radio legend Howard Stern on the shocking differences of the two instances.
Ray J claims that Kim Kardashian and her mom, Kris Jenner, took the lead on releasing Kim's infamous sex tape that also starred him. Ray J said Kim has had full possession of the tapes the entire time.
It was a dirty publicity stunt that dragged Ray J's name through the mud and catapulted Kim's career beyond comprehension.
What team are you on - Kim K or Ray J?

Ep. 128 | How it started and how it's going May 05, 2022

I was interviewed by SHOUTOUT COLORADO MAGAZINE, and what they wanted to know about me and the podcast, is what a lot of you have asked.... what made me - me?
So here's a breakdown of how I started doing voices. Where I learned work ethic. How I learned from outside industries to achieve my goals in media. Plus, who's been by my side pushing me in the right directions.

Ep. 127 | Met Gala is dumb AF | Garth Brooks caused an earthquake | Drinking blood May 04, 2022

Some call the Met Gala art and fashion, while I call it ridiculous. Especially when you see Kim Kardashian in Marilyn Monroe's $5 million dress. Also, Jared Leto's outfit looked like a slinky.
Garth Brooks' concert at LSU's Tiger Stadium was so loud, it registered as an earthquake.
Gross stories from the military. ... some are kind of funny.
Don't be like Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly and drink blood, says local Vampire club - well if you do, make sure you get your blood tested.

Ep. 126 | Broncos are built for the Super Bowl | Broncos headed to London May 03, 2022

Colin Cowherd is on the side of Broncos Country as he explains why the Denver Broncos should be no surprise being Super Bowl contenders.
Plus, rumors are spreading that the Denver Broncos will be heading to London to play this season. I call on my listeners to start a GoFundMe page so WE can go to the game and cover it.

Ep. 125 | Tractor porn | When your friend is in a relationship with a doll May 02, 2022

Multiple people get busted for porn at their work.
A man is sad that he lost most of his friends due to his relationship with his doll.
Drinking your own urine will make you lose friends... not really shocking news.
Don't bring an unexploded artillery shell to an airport.
Tropicana is introducing a cereal meant to be consumed with orange juice.
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ICYMI | Worst animal human hybrids Apr 29, 2022

Some scientists want to mix animal and human DNA, making a hybrid being. What could be the worst hybrid? A SLOTH!

Ep. 124 | NFL Draft preview | Broncos expectations in the draft Apr 27, 2022

I give you my top 10 picks for the 2022 NFL Draft.
Including a shocker in the top 5.
Also, what will the Denver Broncos do in the draft?

Ep. 123 | Elon Musk will backtrack on Twitter rules | Don't judge me Apr 27, 2022

While Elon Musk is buying the struggling social media platform, Twitter, expect his stance on freedom of speech to change. Musk wants to cuts the restraints on Twitters content rules. I explain why he will be forced to take steps back when he sees the possible consequences of having no restrictions on content.
We have some fun with some "Don't Judge Me" moments, including why you should and shouldn't bring braunschweiger to a strip club.
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Ep. 122 | Outhouse of horror | Man is in relationship with Mona Lisa Apr 26, 2022

A 40 year old woman in Washington state fell into an outhouse toilet while trying to retrieve her cell phone. And now I'm really scared to go in one.
Each episode of Stranger Things costs $30 million, while each episode of House of the Dragon is under $20 million. Just more reasons for me to be mad at Game of Thrones.
An artist and painter named Domingo Zapata is claiming to have a romantic and sexual relationship with the Mona Lisa.
Some guy got caught with two pounds of gold up his butt at an Indian airport.
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Ep. 121 | Is Phillip Lindsay the missing piece to the Broncos puzzle Apr 25, 2022

Phillip Lindsay said he'd "love" the idea of returning to the Denver Broncos.
What are the down sides to having Phillip Lindsay on your team? One of the biggest issues is his size.
But, there are a lot benefits to having him in a Broncos uniform. He can be used as a Mile High (Swiss) Army Knife. Do the Broncos have the courage to use him in multiple positions?

ICYMI | The difference between Mother's Day and Father's Day Apr 22, 2022

No matter what anyone says, there's a big difference between Mother's day and Father's day.

Ep. 120 | Johnny Depp's ex is crazy | Mike Tyson beat up a passenger on a plane Apr 21, 2022

Mike Tyson beat up a fellow passenger on his Jet Blue flight. The man was allegedly harassing
the former heavy weight champion. At one point, the man is said to have thrown a water bottle at the legendary boxer.
I give you my thoughts on the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard trial. Apparently she took a crap on their bed. Yeah, you read that correctly. WTF?!
***FYI - I accidentally said her name was Amanda, instead of Amber Heard. She seems crazy, no matter what her name is!

Ep. 119 | Mock Drafts | Future of Baker Mayfield | Tragedy to comedy Apr 20, 2022

Looking at the upcoming NFL draft and what we can expect.
This is the first year in a long time that Broncos Country shouldn't be stressed about the draft.
Will the Cleveland Browns trade Baker Mayfield? Could he end up with the Seattle Seahawks? The Carolina Panthers? If they cut him, expect the Pittsburgh Steelers to sign him.
Charlie Blackmon of the Colorado Rockies signed a deal with MaximBet and made MLB history.
And setting aside my media influences, I explain how tragedy and the guidance from my brother, Chris, allowed my comedic creativity to grow.

Ep. 118 | The Demon House Apr 19, 2022

This is the story of the "Demon House" as it was documented by the Lake County Sheriff’s Department.
Was the home inhabited by an actual demon? Or was it someone else playing evil games?
Whatever it was, the police report paints a picture of strange events that can only be described as creepy.

Ep. 117 | Broncos owned by Walmart | Nuggets championship chances | My biggest radio influence Apr 18, 2022

Listeners chime in and I react to ridiculous beer costs at stadiums and arenas.
Plus, if heir to the Walmart fortune, Rob Walton buys the Denver Broncos, would it be bad for the franchise? I say, no!
Do the Denver Nuggets have what it takes to go to the championship this year?
Ryan Blackburn of DenverStiffs.com insulted me... but did he really?
How Scott Hastings was my biggest influence in the radio industry.
I explain how to beat up all of the on-air hosts at 104.3 The Fan.
And I'm waiting for comic book nerds to be upset about Natalie Portman being the new Thor.

Ep. 116 | The biggest balls in the media | Dumb people strike again Apr 13, 2022

A woman tried to glue herself to the court at the Timberwolves-Clippers game in Minnesota. She was protesting the former owner of the Timberwolves, Glen Taylor. Another reason to watch the NBA playoffs, I guess.
A man in Florida was arrested for impersonating a DEA officer. He was trying to get a Law Enforcement discount at Wendys.
The time my brother and I broke the candy machine at K-Mart and basically won the jackpot... if the jackpot was made out of Runts.
A woman asked to be removed from the jury pool due to the negative impact it would have on her Sugar Daddy. Her Sugar Daddy pays her $8,000 a month! This also allowed me to speak again about sex work being real work.
Barstool Sports is the only media entity that has balls to speak truthfully. I say this because when it comes to murderers, the local and national media is allowing the piles of garbage to become famous. Instead, the media needs identify them as dumb pieces of shit.
And an update: Qdoba reacted to my burrito ball issue from episode 115.

Ep. 115 | I had to roll my own burrito at Qdoba | I can't understand accents Apr 11, 2022

No matter what the accent is, if you have one and are speaking to me, it confuses my tiny brain.
Cheap shots in kids sports and how I'd deal with them.
And I went to Qdoba and I had to show the employees how to roll the burrito. Yeah, they were making a burrito BALL!
As a former employee of Chipotle, I consider myself an expert at rolling burritos - unless (as discussed in prior episodes) you overload it - then I suck at it.
Anyway, Burrito-gate is a thing now.

ICYMI | Kroenke and Comcast are screwing Nuggets and Avalanche fans Apr 09, 2022

Kroenke and Comcast need to get their shit straight so Denver Nuggets and Colorado Avalanche fans can watch ALL of their games!
You can watch Altitude Sports on DirecTV.
I forgot to mention that Dish Network is also not airing Avalanche and Nuggets games. Regardless, the point is made... end this garbage!
More information at https://www.altitudesports.com/pages/facts/

ICYMI | A dog was abandoned for being gay Apr 08, 2022

A dog in North Carolina was surrendered to the local animal shelter because the owners "feared" it might be a homosexual.
I stand beside the dog and the LGBTQ community, because that's freaking stupid!

ICYMI | Robots are taking jobs - even at Chipotle Apr 07, 2022

Chipotle is testing the robot employee thing out by having a hunk of metal making chips. The robot's name is Chippy and his only job is one of the easiest things to do at the restaurant, make chips. Yeah, as someone who once worked at Chipotle, I'm not impressed by a robot making chips.
I'll drop my jaw when Mr. Roboto starts rolling burritos that have extra meat, rice, beans, extra salsa, guacamole, lettuce, sour cream, cheese... oh, and a little more meat.

Ep. 114 | Science is opening the door to chaos | Musk is saving Twitter Apr 06, 2022

Elon Musk became the majority stock holder for Twitter. Now a lot of Twitter employees are upset... probably because now they'll have to work harder.
Musk is pushing the platform to reconstruct its censorship rules, and that may open the door for Donald Trump to return to Twitter. Also, Elon is looking to get an "edit" button added to Twitter, which most users would love.
A man was arrested for masterbating on a Southwest flight.
Scientists are looking to make contact with aliens by sending them a message. Beacon in the Galaxy (BITG) is the project that will send information about our DNA, where Earth is in our solar system, what elements are on Earth, Earth's features, mathmatics, and more. While some are excited for this, I'm reminded of Stephen Hawking's words - 'If you look at history, contact between humans and less intelligent organisms have often been disastrous from their point of view, and encounters between civilisations with advanced versus primitive technologies have gone badly for the less advanced,'. I also can't help but think about 'Dark Forest Theory'. For info on Dark Forest Theory - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7cjE19oiRw
And Jamais Vu, the strange phenomenon often described as the "opposite" of Déjà Vu. Have you experienced either?

Ep. 113 | WTF - part 2 Apr 04, 2022

My head explodes as I vent about my WTF moments.
How my wife and I's 19th wedding anniversary was ruined by Bonefish Grill.
I'm still upset about how Game of Thrones ended, but I think Elon Musk is the one to fix it.
Stone Cold Steve Austin, Vince McMahon, Brock Lesner, and Pat McAfee... Yeah, WWE is going geriatric. WTF?!
Carrie Underwood and her well toned legs at the Grammy's, make me lose my... thoughts.
Justin Bieber was wearing clothing that was about ten sizes too big while at the Grammy's.
Kroenke and Comcast need to get their shit straight so Denver Nuggets and Colorado Avalanche fans can watch ALL of their games!
And while a lot of people want to bash Nick Wright of FOX Sports, I explain why you still need to have some respect for him and his work ethic.

Ep. 112 | Jerk move by Eric Church | No excuses for the Broncos | Rock vs Smith - fake Mar 31, 2022

Country music star, Eric Church canceled a concert so he could go to the North Carolina / Duke game in the Final Four of the NCAA tournament.
Why the Detroit Lions will have another crap season.
The Denver Broncos have no excuses this season. They should be an elite team.
Could the Will Smith / Chris Rock slap have been planned?
And is a ghost messing with my daughter or did she have a fever dream?

Ep. 111 | Will Smith vs. Chris Rock | Having a gay dog Mar 29, 2022

Will Smith smacked Chris Rock at the Oscars the other night. Rock made a joke about Smith's wife, Jada, having no hair. She has a medical condition called Alopecia.
Will Smith is just lucky Chris Rock's friend Adam Sandler wasn't there.
Also, a dog was surrendered to a North Carolina animal shelter because its owners "feared" it was gay.

ICYMI | Someone stole human heads Mar 27, 2022

Yeah, you read the headline correctly. Someone stole a box of full of human heads off of a truck in Denver Colorado.

Ep. 110 | Screw Netflix | Musician coming back from the dead Mar 23, 2022

Netflix announced it's going to start fining users who share their login info. I give you some tips on how we can combat that.
A lady had a shot glass stuck in her bladder after a sex act.
Mike Tyson is selling marijuana edibles shaped like ears that have a bite taken out of them.
What musicians would you hope faked their death? Tupac, Michael Jackson, Jim Morrison, Elvis??
Also, robots are taking over Chipotle... kind of. There's one named "Chippy" who's making chips.

Ep. 109 | Awful leaders - Urban Meyer and Vic Fangio Mar 21, 2022

The Athletic wrote an article about how bad of a leader former Jacksonville Jaguars head coach, Urban Meyer, was.
We discuss the article and some of the shocking stories that are in it.
Plus, Su'a Cravens played for the Denver Broncos and was cut by Vic Fangio. Su'a shared some disturbing stories of poor leadership by the former head coach.
Plus, I share some examples of bad leadership that I experienced in the radio industry.

ICYMI | The Salt Bae makes me hate avocados Mar 19, 2022

The d-bag "chef" known as the Salt Bae, was caught on camera saying the word "avocado", and the way he says it, makes me want to never eat one again for fear of his voice echoing throughout my mind. Anyway, I'll play it for you.

ICYMI | Masterbation pods at your work Mar 19, 2022

Could the way to increase productivity at your company be aided by a bottle lotion and kleenex?
Well, possibly.
A company has designed "wank pods" or "masterbation pods" so that its employees can release stress while at work.
Could this be something that makes its way to where you work? What industries could you see making the leap to provide this service to its workers? Hopefully not a restaurant... that's just poor optics.

Ep. 108 | The Denver Broncos just got dangeRuss Mar 17, 2022

Russell Wilson had his introduction press conference with the Denver Broncos, and everyone in Broncos Country is in love.
I point out the culture change that is happening with the Broncos with the addition of Wilson.
As you look at the Broncos offense on paper, it's very scary: Russell Wilson, Javonte Williams, Jerry Jeudy, Courtland Sutton, and Tim Patrick. Expect the Broncos offense to be a nightmare for NFL defenses.
I predict that the Denver Broncos will win the AFC West in the 2022 season. The Broncos will go to the AFC Championship by 2023. And the Denver Broncos will make it to at least two Super Bowls in the next eight seasons... all with Russell Wilson leading the way.

Ep. 107 | Politics, Media, Kanye, and plenty of other people and things that bug me Mar 16, 2022

It's not easy to be a positive person. In fact, I think it's good for you to vent and express the things that bug you.
Whether if it's the Kanye West vs. Pete Davidson battle.
The media messing with our minds when it comes to politics and politicians.
People that don't know how to use a four way stop.
Comic book nerds who get pissed off over slight details being different in movies.
People that freak out because you use the word fuck.
If I speak at your funeral, I’m going to say, “My heart is broken, because they were fucking great!”
Teslas with no front license plates.
Walking past perfectly good shopping carts.
People who suck at parking.
And me giving the wrong answers on Jeopardy. That makes my wife soooo mad!

Achieving success in radio and other industries Mar 15, 2022

The keys to success in the radio industry, as well any other industry is pretty simple: grinding towards your goals.
I share some stories of people that grind, and some people who don't.

Ep. 106 | Musk offers to fight Putin | Tom Brady is evil | I refuse to be silenced Mar 14, 2022

Rumors that were started by fans, but ignited by me on if I am going to return to 104.3 The Fan, are addressed.
Tom Brady un-retired from the NFL and is returning to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. A few hours before he announced this, Tom Brady's final touchdown ball goes for $518K at auction. That guy's significant other is going to be pissed!
A guy in Florida called the police so they could check to see if his meth was fake. Yeah, he's an idiot.
There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now due to inflation, and I confess my love of sweet chili Doritos.
Thanks to the Blindboy podcast, we get to hear the Salt Bae saying "avocado"... and it'll make you cringe and laugh.
And Elon Musk challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to “single combat”. What's at stake? Ukraine! ... FYI, Elon Musk trained in kyokushin karate, taekwondo, judo and Brazilian jiu-jitsu when he was a kid.

ICYMI | She's engaged to a ghost - What's that wedding going to be like Mar 11, 2022

A woman named Brocarde is engaged to a ghost named Edwardo. I feel like that's weird enough, but when you start to think about the wedding itself, things get a lot weirder.

Ep 105 | Kim Kardashian's keys to success | Truth about the NextDoor app | Broncos are Super Bowl contenders Mar 10, 2022

I expose the (alleged) truth about the neighborhood app, Nextdoor.
Jason Bateman and Woody Harrelson are some of the best actors around. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is one of the most overrated actors in the business.
With the addition of Russell Wilson, the Denver Broncos are now Super Bowl contenders.
Tossing around the idea of Von Miller returning to the Denver Broncos. It all comes down to Von taking a home town discount.
Do our lives really flash before our eyes as we die?
Kim Kardashian came under fire after saying, “I have the best advice for women in business. Get your fucking ass up and work,” - “It seems like nobody wants to work these days.”
Was Kim out of touch with these comments? Maybe due to her well-off upbringing.
But when you take her wealth out of the equation, there's a lot of truth behind her words.
While your financial status may lead opportunities to your door, you still have to do something with them.
Overall, I'm sure she could have worded this differently.

QUICK HIT | Russell Wilson gets traded to the Denver Broncos Mar 08, 2022

The Seattle Seahawks trade Russell Wilson to the Denver Broncos.
This makes the Denver Broncos legit Super Bowl contenders.

Ep. 104 | Stolen human heads | Bad parenting | Remembering Les Shapiro Mar 07, 2022

Someone stole a box of heads out of a freight truck in Denver.
Cruel mom or honest mom? She wrote rude comments about her child on treats she sent with them to daycare.
Valerjan Romanovski broke the record for longest time submerged in ice.
A man claims he has a cursed painting and is selling it on EBAY.
And remembering Colorado sports broadcasting legend, Les Shapiro. I share a story of how he impacted my life.

ICYMI | Special talents that help nobody Mar 04, 2022

Whether if it's swallowing swords or scooting you butt across the floor really fast... a lot of special talents don't serve much of a purpose. Well, except one - they're fun to watch!
If you have a special talent, let me know. DehuffUncensored@gmail.com

ICYMI | Does weed make you age quicker? Mar 03, 2022

A recent study is claiming that smoking marijuana can make you age faster than normal.
If that's the case with weed - will you still smoke it?
Plus, is cannabis really a dangerous "drug"?

Ep. 103 | Wank pods | Pros and cons of weed | Marrying a ghost Mar 02, 2022

People with strange talents.
A company is installing masterbation pods for its employees.
Smoking weed may accelerate biological aging.
Dumbest passwords. - which made me think of working with Mark Schlereth and Mike Evans of 104.3 The Fan in Denver. Let's just say they aren't the brightest when it comes to computers.
A woman is engaged to a ghost named Edwardo.
Smelling your dogs poop for money.

QUICK HIT | Will the Broncos get Russell Wilson or Baker Mayfield Mar 01, 2022

It looks like Aaron Rodgers is going to stay with Green Bay.
Now, the Denver Broncos should have their sights set on other quarterbacks to lead the franchise.
George Paton should make a hard run at Seahawks QB, Russell Wilson. If that can't happen, the next best choice is Baker Mayfield of the Cleveland Browns.

Ep. 102 | Russia's war with Ukraine | How to survive a nuclear attack Feb 28, 2022

Without getting political, I discuss how Americans and other countries are viewing the war between Russia and Ukraine. Some are watching it like it's just another reality TV show.
Will Russia release Steven Seagal on Ukraine?
Also, tips on how you can survive a nuclear attack.

ICYMI | Embarrassing truth about McDonald's mascot Feb 28, 2022

I expose the creepy, yet erotic truth about one of the iconic mascots of the McDonald's restaurants.
There as been a lot of debate about what this characters true identity is, and after listening to this, you'll finally know the truth (allegedly).

ICYMI | Bologna smuggler Feb 27, 2022

What happens if you get caught trying to smuggle 243 lbs of bologna? Well...

ICYMI | Stop messing with zoo animals Feb 26, 2022

A man in Massachusetts got arrested for trying to enter a tiger's cage at the zoo. Why do people keep trying to mess with zoo animals?!

ICYMI | Cheese can make you horny Feb 25, 2022

A recent study found that 1 in 5 couples get in the mood for love making after eating stinky cheese.
So if you need help in the bedroom, reach for the smelly aphrodisiac, cheese!

Ep. 101 | NFTs still suck | Hotel safety tip everyone needs | Bad husband Feb 24, 2022

Things you should never do at the zoo.
Olympian freezes his penis.
Robot dogs patrol Mexico border.
Safety expert says there's only a few floors you should stay on while at a hotel. His reasons make a lot of sense.
A VHS copy of "The Terminator" sells online for $32,500 - and that reminded me of NFTs and how stupid they are.
The dumbest husband in the world upgraded his seat on the plane, but not his wife's.
And an update on Calvin Parker. He was one of the people we heard from that had an alleged experience with extraterrestrials... now he's making headlines that's making me really doubt what he said prior.

Ep. 100 | Skinwalker Ranch - a portal to the unknown Feb 22, 2022

A ranch in Utah, known as the the Skinwalker Ranch, is the center for some amazing stories.
Stories about giant wolves, humanoid creatures, portals to the unknown, and more.
I talk you through some of the stories as told by the ranch's previous owners, Terry and Gwen Sherman.
Is what they experienced fact or fiction?
Thanks to MrBallen and Supernatural by Parcast for the inspiration for this episode.

Episode 99 | Sharks vs swimmers | Geothermal energy | Religion dos and don't Feb 17, 2022

A priest resigned after it was announced that thousands of baptisms he had performed were invalid because he had changed a single word. He said, "we baptize you" instead of "I baptize you". I explain why this is a complete joke and is a bad look for religion.
Also, a woman had a nail hammered into her head in order to try and have a baby boy.
Elephant poop used to filter South African gin.
Two sisters were naked and fighting at Disney World in Florida.
My son has been watching the movie Titanic… So I've been fast-forwarding through the naughty scenes. And I'm curious of what he thinks about the water scene with Rose and Jack.
Geothermal energy is the hot new idea to save the world and fix the energy problem. But, it's tragedy just waiting to happen.
A 14 1/2 foot great white shark killed a swimmer in Sydney Australia. Now, some residents are demanding a shark culling.
Would you spend $50k to clone your dog? How about $35k for your cat? No, that's dumb.

Episode 98 | Cheese is the new aphrodisiac | Bad month for Elon Musk Feb 14, 2022

Public proposals need to stop. Taylor Rapp of the L.A. Rams, proposed to his girlfriend, on the field after they won the Super Bowl. She said yes, but what if she would have said no?!?!?
Smelly cheese puts one in five couples in the mood for making love. In a related note, I love eating Blue cheese burgers!
Idaho Potato Commission releases limited-edition potato perfume.
Elon Musk puts full blame on the 'fun police' for recall of feature that makes fart and goat noises.
Hugging cows can be good for your mental health.
A Malaysian flight was diverted due to a loose snake on the plane. Samuel L. Jackson joined the conversation (kind of).

When I knew the Denver Broncos were going to win Super Bowl 50 Feb 11, 2022

I knew the Monday before Super Bowl 50, that there was no doubt the Denver Broncos were going to beat the Carolina Panthers. Especially after speaking to players like Derek Wolfe.

Episode 97 | Jake Plummer and Marcus Capone on psychedelic mental health treatments Feb 11, 2022

While a lot of people have a negative look on psychedelics, former Arizona Cardinals / Denver Broncos QB, Jake Plummer and former Navy Seal, Marcus Capone are trying to educate on their benefits.
So many people in the world suffer from mental illness, and Jake, Marcus and others are trying to help - regardless if you are a former athlete, a military veteran, or the average Joe.
You can help the cause - www.VetSolutions.org
Check out Jake's new company - www.GetUmbo.com
Forgive the sound quality - I had a piece of equipment break right before this interview. So I had to scramble to get this going.

QUICK HIT | Justin Simmons talks Nathaniel Hackett and will Von Miller return to the Broncos Feb 10, 2022

I caught up with Justin Simmons on radio row for Super Bowl 56.
I asked Justin his thoughts on new Denver Broncos head coach, Nathaniel Hackett.
Also, how close he thinks this Broncos team is to being in the playoffs.
And what would it be like if Von Miller returned to the Broncos.

Episode 96 | Chaos at the Super Bowl | Ice fishing leads to sex work Feb 10, 2022

More crazy stories from radio row, as I cover Super Bowl 56.
What to do if you witness a car accident.
A lady may have been pooped on by a bird and when I checked for her, I may have missed it.
Drawing on paintings is a good way to get fired at a Russian gallery.
The Dutch vow to egg Jeff Bezos' yacht.
An Ohio Mayor says ice fishing leads to prostitution.
NYC Mayor Eric Adams says it's hard to tell the difference between a person 'hooked on cheese' and someone 'hooked on heroin' - he’s a vegan.
Should Von Miller return to the Denver Broncos?
And do athletes play for fun or money?

Episode 95 | Super Bowl drama | Broncos next owner | Eating cake by yourself Feb 09, 2022

The story of when I knew the Denver Broncos were going to beat the Carolina Panthers and win Super Bowl 50.
The time Mike Evans almost was arrested on the beaches of Miami.
Will Byron Allen end up buying the Broncos? Plus, the reality of time on the purchase.
Don't be ashamed to eat cake in your car - away from your family.
Hyundai and Kia tell owners of nearly 500,000 vehicles to park outside due to fire risk… They can catch on fire even when not running.

Episode 94 | Covering Super Bowl 56 | My hotel room is haunted | Tom Brady news Feb 08, 2022

I'm in L.A. covering Super Bowl 56.
I'm living in a haunted hotel room.
The time I accidentally stuck my finger in Terrell Davis' mouth.
Super Bowl 56 ticket prices are a joke!
Tom Brady leaves the door open for a return to the NFL.
Colorado Rockies extended manager Bud Black through 2023.
The Raiders hire former Broncos coach.
Nobody cares about the Oscars.

ICYMI | Don't touch the monkey Feb 05, 2022

Monkeys were on the loose in Pennsylvania. Now conspiracy theorists think the monkeys may have contaminated the locals, including Michele Fallon who lives near Danville. The CDC said these monkeys are more likely to give you herpes virus B.

ICYMI | Facebook begins to fall - what does that mean for Zuckerberg's Metaverse Feb 04, 2022

As more and more users leave Facebook, will Mark Zuckerberg fall? What about Zuckerberg's dreams of the Metaverse? ... or the Zuckerverse? - living a Matrix like simulation controlled by Mark Zuckerberg seems frightening.

Episode 93 | Joe Rogan hate | Zuckerberg wants to be inside you | Bezos do rich guy things Feb 03, 2022

A lot of heat has been blown towards Joe Rogan and his podcast. People are claiming that he's spreading misinformation in regards to COVID-19 and vaccines. But do those claims hold water?
Meta (Facebook) stumbles, but will not fall on it's face like everyone wants. Plus, Mark Zuckerberg wants you to live in his Meta-verse... or the Zucker-verse. What are the pros and cons of living in an artificial reality.
Jeff Bezos is having a super yacht built, but in order for it to reach the seas, a national monument (Koningshaven Bridge, nicknamed "De Hef") will have to be dismantled.
Also, why you shouldn't try and smuggle bologna across the U.S. / Mexico border.
And alleged dangers of smoking weed.

Episode 92 | Tom Brady news | Rock the lingerie | How to cook bacon Jan 31, 2022

I found out how Adam Schefter jumped the gun on the Tom Brady retirement news.
Need something fixed around the house? Use youtube!
Someone peeped at a woman wearing lingerie in her own home - now the peeper is asking her not to dress like that.
Plus:
Liter boxes for students.
Cooking bacon - the correct way.
Mechanic totaled $3.4M Ferrari.
Student lost both of his nipples after a deodorant dare.

ICYMI | NFTs are dumb AF Jan 30, 2022

I explain what a NFT is and why they only benefit the seller - not the buyer.

ICYMI | Dark Forest Theory - we're being hunted Jan 28, 2022

In episode 89, we discussed what makes up the Dark Forest Theory. The idea that we might be hunted by something we crave to encounter.
And after listening to this theory, did it change how you think you'd react if you came face to face with extraterrestrial life? And do you think Earth and it's people are able to fight with aliens?

Episode 91 | Broncos hire Hackett - will Aaron Rodgers follow | Lottery tips | Idiots with guns Jan 27, 2022

The Denver Broncos are hiring former Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator, Nathaniel Hackett. Will that lure in Aaron Rodgers to be the Broncos next quarterback?
A fan ran on to the field in the Chiefs / Bills game. Was it worth it? Also, I admit my dad was a streaker at one point in his life.
Some guy is trying to convince people to eat raw meat. Let's be honest, that's disgusting.
Going down the "if I win the lottery" rabbit hole.
Nobody likes the people who go around shooting guns at parties. I give examples of what they should do instead.
And I'm still waiting for my basketball to be returned.

Episode 90 | Don't touch the monkey | Broncos QB news | Move the Super Bowl to Saturday Jan 25, 2022

Monkeys were on the loose in Pennsylvania. Now conspiracy theorists think the monkeys may have contaminated the locals, including Michele Fallon who lives near Danville. The CDC said these monkeys are more likely to give you herpes virus B. So, yeah.
Hugh Hefner was a major dirt bag. I know, shocking!
A woman found out she legit won the lottery via her spam folder.
After the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Buffalo Bills, we can all agree that the NFL overtime rules needs to change.
Some fans want to move the Super Bowl to Saturday.
And is it insane to not want Aaron Rodgers in a Denver Broncos uniform? The answer is, yes!

ICYMI | How to unclog a toilet without a plunger Jan 24, 2022

I was at a family members house and the kids clogged the toilet. Bad thing is, there was no plunger in sight. So I unclogged it - with my hands!

Episode 89 | Dark Forest Theory | COVID dick is real | Don't stick that there Jan 20, 2022

A man sprayed expanding foam up his urethra. Now his penis doesn't work. Big shocker.
COVID dick is apparently a real thing and it can make men lose inches.
Dark Forest Theory will make you reconsider wishing to finally meet extraterrestrial life.
"The universe is a dark forest. Every civilization is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful, because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him. If he finds another life—another hunter, angel, or a demon, a delicate infant to tottering old man, a fairy or demigod—there’s only one thing he can do: open fire and eliminate them."
Plus, some of the many character voices that I do.
And why I have a hard time listening to 104.3 The Fan in Denver.

Episode 88 | Enough of the Elway hate | Using Viagra at work | Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul Jan 18, 2022

Both John Elway and Peyton Manning are interested in being part owners of the Denver Broncos. But, Broncos Country doesn't seem to want John Elway anywhere near the historic franchise. I explain why the fans are out of line on this.
Logan Paul discovered the Pokémon Trading Cards he spent $3.5M on were fake.
Mike Tyson and YouTuber Jake Paul verbally agree a $40.9million fight in Las Vegas. I'd actually watch that on Pay Per View.
China Switched On Its Artificial Sun And It Burned Five Times Hotter Than Our Actual Sun. Does this freak anyone else out?
A $50 all-you-can-eat sushi buffet, put a woman in the hospital.
Bart Scott suggested Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bills use Viagra before a playoff game. His reasoning makes sense.

Episode 87 | NFTs are stupid | Conspiracy theories about COVID and Nazis on Mars Jan 12, 2022

Christopher Key, known as the “Vaccine Police”, said the cure for COVID is "Urine Therapy".
The Secret Space Program alleges that there was a group of Nazis operating in Antarctica, and they reverse-engineered alien technology and flew to Mars. They now defend the universe.
Conspiracy theorist, Scott C. Waring claims that NASA is watching the Asteroid Eros because they have data that could prove it harbors an alien base.
25-year-old MODEL, Yael Cohen Aris had a company in China make a sex doll that looks exactly like her… and they sell it with her name!
We discover a new conspiracy theory about this podcast! If you listen to DeHuff Uncensored backwards, the secrets of time travel could be solved.
She never gave consent - but I give mine for any company out there, as long as they give me a cut. I even made a commercial for it.
I give my list of things I'll never do, including buying a NFT. That being said, I'll be more than happy to sell a NFT.
I explain my fear of sharks and getting in a fight with someone who's into MMA.
Working out with Brendan Schaub.
I create a new Tik-Tok challenge.
Also, I give you a list of stupid predictions for 2022.

Episode 86 | Next Broncos head coach | Birds Aren't Real guy pukes on TV | Recycled underwear Jan 10, 2022

The Denver Broncos fired Vic Fangio - so who's going to replace him? I take Zach Segar's list of Dan Quinn, Nathaniel Hackett, Jerod Mayo, and Doug Pederson and I explain why he's wrong.
Norway is asking their military members that enlisted, to return their underwear, bras and socks once they are done with their service. Connery DeHuff may have something to do with this.
Peter McIndoe runs the 'Birds Aren't Real' group and he was doing a live interview with WGN9 - then he puked. Was it real or fake?
The famous beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon had to fire the person in charge of their Twitter account for saying people who don't drink should "try eating ass".
North Korea claims they invented the burrito in 2011.
And Bob Saget passed away. He was a legendary comedian, but he was well known as an amazing person. It's a reminder to think about how you'll be remembered.

Episode 85 | My partially shaved chest | Peyton Manning owning the Broncos | The world is short staffed Jan 05, 2022

I had part of my chest shaved due to surgery and it's creeping people out.
Should Peyton Manning try and go in on buying the Denver Broncos? The answer is a bit mixed.
We get an update on Stephanie Matto, the lady who is selling her farts in a jar.
Not just the United States' workforce is understaffed due to COVID, and we need to be ready for the surviving companies to prophet off of it.
And the supernatural beings that nobody should believe in - Werewolves and vampires. People claim to have seen werewolves in Wisconsin and they refer to it as the "Beast of Bray Road".

Episode 84 | Broncos Country needs to prepare for the worst Jan 04, 2022

The Denver Broncos missed the playoffs for the sixth straight season. While Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson are on Broncos Country's wishlist to be the next quarterback for the orange and blue, it most likely isn't going to happen.
What is going to happen is Pat Shurmur, Tom McMahon and Vic Fangio will be fired by the end of this season.
Also, why you shouldn't get drunk after having shoulder surgery.

ICYMI | THANK YOU Dec 31, 2021

As we put a bow on 2021, I wanted to make sure how much I appreciate all of you.
Now, lets go kick 2022's butt!

ICYMI | I'm tired of dark scenes in movies and TV Dec 30, 2021

Hollywood needs to stop making scenes too dark. Add some damn light, please.
Nobody likes it when you can't see what's happening in the movie or TV show.

Episode 83 | Year in review and what we learned Dec 29, 2021

We've had some interesting conversations on this podcast. Including how Elon Musk and other billionaires are wasting resources by trying to go to Mars.
Leaving 104.3 The Fan was the greatest thing I could have done for my family and myself.
Plus, so many others topics.
Also, my son, Jackson decided hijack the episode a few times.

ICYMI | How to stop smoking Dec 28, 2021

As a former smoker, I give you examples of how I stopped.
Plus, I give you the harsh reality of how non smokers see you... if you're a smoker.

Episode 82 | Grilled by a 1st grader Dec 27, 2021

My first grade daughter, Arya, sat down with me to take me inside her world.
Plus, she grilled me about the meaning of life.

ICYMI | Straight guys need to go to a gay bar at least once in their life Dec 26, 2021

Seems like a weird thing to say, but straight guys definitely need to go to a gay bar at least once in their life.

ICYMI | Zombie apocalypse is on its way and it may come from the government Dec 24, 2021

Nostradamus predicted that the world could be wiped out by a zombie virus.
Could it actually happen?
The scary thing is, the United States government has admitted to conducting studies on Americans, without their knowledge. A study called, MK-ULTRA.
Vaccines have side effects... could a side effect cause zombie like reactions?

Twas The Night Before Christmas - by Cowboy DeHuff Dec 23, 2021

Cowboy DeHuff reads and reacts to the legendary holiday poem, Twas The Night Before Christmas.

Episode 81 | Radio secrets and my journey | Podcast vs radio Dec 22, 2021

What was my journey through sports talk radio?
The difference between producing a podcast and a number one sports talk show.
Was Mark Schlereth my favorite coworker at 104.3 The Fan in Denver?
I take a deep dive into my life, directed by my son.

Episode 80 | Strange addictions - sex with cars and video games Dec 20, 2021

We learn of an individual who was having a sexual relationship with the game, Tetris. Now, he is having a relationship with Google Cloud. I'm not sure how that even works.
Also, from the show My Strange Addiction on TLC, we hear from a man named Nathaniel who is having sexual relations with his car, Chase.
We then go through some of the top episodes of My Strange Addiction.
We also discuss the fact that we tend to laugh at these addictions, we need to pause and realize that something traumatic must have happened in these people's lives that set them down this path.

ICYMI | YOUTUBER is selling her farts in a jar Dec 18, 2021

Youtuber, Stephanie Matto is selling her farts in a jar. She's making at least $70,000 a week.
Some are judging her, but I'm praising her.
That being said,, I'm questioning the people buying the product.
What do you think? Would you pay $1,000 for a stinky jar from a beautiful woman?

Episode 79 | Cyclists vs motorists with Jerry Schemmel Dec 15, 2021

I upset the cycling community after a quick rant about a cyclist cutting me off.
Jerry Schemmel (https://www.jerryschemmel.com/) broadcaster and big time cycling nut joined the podcast to give the perspective of the cyclist.
Jerry talked about the fear of distracted motorists and how people on bikes have to constantly be on the defensive.
But are drivers the only ones to blame, or can cyclists put some of that on their shoulders?

Episode 78 | Smoking ban | Selling farts in a jar | Jesus in an orange Dec 14, 2021

New Zealand is banning cigarettes and that's a great thing. Plus, I give you my method on how to quit smoking.
Stephanie Matto is the genius that is making a lot of money by selling her farts in a jar. - Cowboy DeHuff decides he's going to get in on the action.
A nursing home found Jesus in an orange.
Some jerk customers ordered four milkshakes, a cheesecake, and an ice cream, then complained that the ice cream was too cold.

Episode 77 | Why I hate Christmas Dec 13, 2021

That's right, I have a list of things I hate about Christmas.
Including:
People who refuse to say happy holidays.
Christmas music.
Grandparents who buy too many gifts for your kids.
Spending too much money.
Santa Clause, Krampus and other mythical beings are only used to control children.
Christmas commercials are way out of touch with reality.
Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Episode 76 | I broke Amazon | How not to fire 900 employees Dec 08, 2021

I may have broken Amazon on accident. I explain.
Behind the scenes of sports talk radio legends, Mark Schlereth and Mike Evans of 104.3 The Fan.
Vishal Garg, the CEO of Better.com, fired around 900 employees via ZOOM - it didn't go well.
The curling world meets with the sex toy industry and the U.S. wasn't happy about it. (https://www.easytoys.com/).. also, do you name your sex toys?
The time my brother and I called a 1-900 number.
I'm apparently surrounded by people who do cocaine.

A sit down with the Denver Broncos Dec 07, 2021

I give the Denver Broncos a much needed talk before they take on the Detroit Lions.

Episode 75 | Killer soup | I save the holidays | Weird gifts Dec 06, 2021

I ate spicy ramen and almost died - maybe.
My daughter was destroyed when I told her leprechauns weren't real.
Do you really need to by gifts for the holidays?
We need to give more weird and funny gifts for Christmas and other holidays.
FYI, don't stick a 57mm World War II-era anti-tank shell up your anus.
Also, I may have a spirit in my house.

ICYMI | The problem with superheroes Dec 06, 2021

I have issues with Superman, Black Widow and The Flash.

Broncos and Chiefs preview - week 13 Dec 03, 2021

Can the Denver Broncos take control of the AFC West and beat the Kansas City Chiefs? It wont be easy, so Cowboy DeHuff gives the Denver Broncos a pep talk.

Episode 74 | Alien abductions or hallucinations Dec 02, 2021

What are UFO / UAP?
The UK Ministry of Defense blocked the release of a civilian photograph of a UAP until 2072 - but why?
Calvin Parker and Charles Hickson were allegedly abducted by aliens in Mississippi, and when the police tried to trip them up and catch them lying, the story seemed to be more legitimate.
Antonio Villas Boas apparently banged and impregnated an alien.
An Australian pilot, Frederick Valentich, disappeared while he encountered a UAP. We hear the actual audio from the flight recorder of him explaining what he saw.
The classic abduction movie, Fire in the Sky, was based on Travis Walton's extraterrestrial encounter. We listen to him tell the story via the Joe Rogan Experience.
And Neil DeGrass Tyson was on his podcast, StarTalk, asking the big question - Where's all the evidence?
Could people actually be experiencing some sort of hallucination? Maybe it's sleep paralysis?

ICYMI | The Broncos must beat the Chiefs Nov 30, 2021

The Denver Broncos have lost 11 games in a row to their division rivals, Kansas City Chiefs. They need to stop the bleeding and beat the Chiefs.

Episode 73 | Mr. Judgy Pants | Ghostbusters Afterlife review Nov 29, 2021

A test to see if you're a good or bad person is simple - How do you cross the road?
I give you a good and bad diet plan.
Thinking outside the box needs to be done more often. Sometimes the biggest problems, have the simplest solutions.
A man hates his wife's nickname and it's causing major issues.
I review Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Plus, the real reason the female version of Ghostbusters is considered a flop.

ICYMI | Man swapped out girlfriend's cat 6 years ago - now they're married Nov 28, 2021

6 years ago a man swapped out his girlfriend's evil cat for a nicer one. Now he's married to her. She doesn't know and he feels like an asshole every time he sees the replacement cat.

Broncos and Chargers preview - week 12 Nov 27, 2021

Can the Denver Broncos defeat their AFC West rival L.A. Chargers?

Episode 72 | Beware Christmas is coming | Sex crazed lizard people Nov 25, 2021

Walmart pulled a cactus toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine.
Beware of Holiday commercials that con you into buying things you don't need.
Putting up Christmas lights too soon.
China says celebrities can't post to social media if it has to do with showing off their wealth.
A preacher named Sharon Gilbert said that an alien/lizard person imitated her husband and then tried to have sex with her.
Army stole the wrong mascot when trying to keep an old tradition alive with Navy.
Airborne Object Identification and Management Synchronization Group will work out of the Pentagon to study UFO / UAP activity.

Episode 71 | HOA hate | Free money on highway | Adoption is amazing Nov 22, 2021

I may be banned from children’s b-day parties.
I hate HOAs.
When I first witnessed a prostitute.
Cash spills on a California highway and people take the money. What would you do?
Taking Tylenol is likely to encourage you to take more risks.
The greatness of adopting a child.

Episode 70 | My insanity is what keeps me sane | The problem with Superman Nov 17, 2021

Can't trust a guy whose collar and cuffs are the same color, but the body of the shirt is a different color.
Straight guys need go to a gay bar at least once.
If I owned a horse, I'd call it by a human name, like Steve.
I have issues with some superheroes, including:
Why does Superman wear underwear on the outside of his pants?
Is fighting in skintight clothes better than sweatpants, Black Widow?
Also, if the Flash saved me by whisking me away from danger… I’d throw up immediately and be naked. I explain.
My luck, my final words wouldn't make much sense or will be stupid.

Episode 69 | Avoiding the harsh truths | Some people suck Nov 15, 2021

My crazy dream from the other night.
Some people suck and I translate why for the listeners in Australia.
Movies and TV shows that are visually too dark, must be made by the Devil.
How do people still not know how to use roundabouts?
Why do we tend to avoid facing the truth? Whether if you're a sports fan (Denver Broncos) or in business or as a parent... we tend not to be completely honest.
WRITE THESE DOWN:
* Admitting your flaws, puts you on the path to success. - Scott DeHuff.
* If we create an environment that encourages truth and constructive criticism… then we’re creating the foundation for a healthy and strong life, both in business and personally. - Scott DeHuff

ICYMI | Life after death - Quantum immortality Nov 15, 2021

What happens after you die? The scientific theory of quantum immortality is a mind-blowing and ties into the Mandela Effect.
How it is similar to religious beliefs and misses the boat compared to religion.

Broncos and Eagles - week 10 Nov 13, 2021

Can Teddy Bridgewater and the Denver Broncos take down Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles?

ICYMI | Someone got their feelings hurt while listening to the podcast Nov 13, 2021

FYI... this podcast is DeHuff Uncensored... keyword, "Uncensored".
Try not to get offended.

Episode 68 | Jokic - Morris spat | Colorado is great, so don't come here Nov 10, 2021

Nikola Jokic and Markieff Morris got into a scuffle while the Denver Nuggets played the Miami Heat. It's shinning a light on how soft the NBA is.
Colorado is a beautiful place, so the people at ImfromDenver.com made a list of why people shouldn't move here.
Plus, my story about getting high at the Renaissance Festival.

Episode 67 | Block out the haters | Swapping your GF's mean cat | Stealing condoms Nov 08, 2021

I hurt someone's feelings and I don't seem to care because they like to spread hate.
My six year old daughter is a defensive badd ass on the basketball court.
A guy swapped out his girlfriends mean cat with a nicer one and she has no idea.
Astronauts leaving the I.S.S. will be forced to wear diapers due to a broken toilet.
Somebody stole $90,000 worth of SKYN Condoms and accessories.
A woman threw a "Death Party" after her stalker died, and some people are upset about it.
David Joyner, the guy who played Barney the dinosaur, now runs a tantric sex business.
The Salt Bae is looking for cheap workers for his overpriced food.
And good for the Denver Broncos on beating the Dallas Cowboys. Now, do it again and take down the Philadelphia Eagles.

Broncos and Cowboys preview - week 9 Nov 06, 2021

Can the Denver Broncos defeat the Dallas Cowboys?

Episode 66 | Trust in the Broncos after Von trade | Aaron Rodgers COVID hate | How to fix Mahomes Nov 04, 2021

As a parent, I explain why we need to get rid of Daylight Savings.
The Denver Broncos traded Von Miller to the L.A. Rams, but fans need to stop with the George Paton (Broncos GM) hate - for now.
Aaron Rodgers has COVID-19 and appears to have lied about being vaccinated. Should we be upset with him?
A Texas Longhorns coach's girlfriend's monkey... bit a child.
Squid Game is better than Dune.
Hotdog drama will never end.
The NFL is not scripted - but the refs may be.
I explain the War of 1812.
Gas prices are up partly due to inflation.
Why the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes are struggling.
And if your nipples are cold and hard, does that mean you're sick?

Thank you, Von Miller Nov 02, 2021

The Denver Broncos traded Von Miller to the L.A. Rams. DeHuff reacts to the jaw dropping news.

Episode 65 | Worst reasons to call out of work | Boxing needs Jake Paul Nov 01, 2021

Jake Paul is set to fight Tommy Fury, and the details of the fight contract prove that Jake Paul is exactly what boxing needs.
Do couples really need to get married in order to be happy?
Worst excuses to call out of work.
Sausage vending machines are a thing and they’ve been around since 2007 in Germany.
A lost hiker in Colorado is making it so we all should answer unknown phone calls.

Broncos and Washington Football Team preview - week 8 Oct 30, 2021

DeHuff previews the Denver Broncos and Washington Football Team.

Episode 64 | Halloween special Oct 27, 2021

While Halloween is a fun time for kids to dress up and get candy, it's also a time that we turn our back to reality and glorify murder.
DeHuff gives you some chilling stories that are very difficult to explain scientifically and you may be forced to put the label of "supernatural" on it.
Plus, Jack (John) DeHuff (Scott's dad) passed away in 1984... but Scott found audio of his dad sharing some unexplainable events. Very cool.
Also, the legend of Cheeseman Park in Denver. A former cemetery turned park.
And the alleged haunted roadway, Riverdale Road is B.S.

Episode 63 | Why kids must play sports | Fake candy corn hate | Slow I.T. people Oct 25, 2021

DeHuff explains why t's important for young kids to play sports, regardless if they're good at it or not.
Listeners sent in random topics and DeHuff reacted.
Including:
People with bad body odor.
Brad Pitt is wasteful.
Why are I.T. guys and engineers so slow?
Selling door-to-door.
Best and worst Halloween candy... which led to DeHuff defending candy corn.
DeHuff doesn't care about the Colorado Rapids and soccer.
Deshaun Watson will never be in a Denver Broncos uniform.
And who has a sock fetish?
Also, the weird bond between DeHuff and Hellboy actor Ron Perlman.
Plus, the restaurant in Sydney Australia called Karen's Diner, where the service is horrible, but nothing compared to the way they want you to treat the staff.

Episode 62 | Poking fun of radio guys | Vegans causing problems Oct 21, 2021

Going to a roller skating party is pure entertainment.
Music DJ's that puke when they talk and news people that sound like their power is dying.
Comparing the radio talent at 104.3 The Fan in Denver with the people you work with.
You should always show up early to work.
A vegan tried to ruin a wedding.
Don’t eat Pop-Tarts for nutrition.
Sometimes life craps on you... or an airplane craps on you.

Broncos and Browns preview - week 7 Oct 20, 2021

Week 7 in the NFL has the Denver Broncos taking on the Cleveland Browns.
Case Keenum will get the start for the Browns. If he obtains revenge against his former team, will the Broncos fire Vic Fangio?

ICYMI | William Shatner has an encounter while in space Oct 20, 2021

William Shatner joined Blue Origin in space, but he ran into a friend of the DeHuff Uncensored podcast - Connery DeHuff.

Episode 61 | How to lose a job as a wizard | Quantum immortality theory | Don't be greedy Oct 18, 2021

After 23 years, a man lost his job as a wizard in New Zealand.
A man was fat-shamed by a homeless man after buying him McDonald's.
Woman wants 75% of winning lottery ticket she bought for her nephew.
Weird things people do in the bathroom.
The funny joke / prank Mark Schlereth played on me while we were covering the Super Bowl in Minnesota.
Quantum immortality theory is “nobody ever actually dies” and that “consciousness never experiences death.”
“Instead, whenever you die in one universe your consciousness just gets transferred into another universe where you survive.”
And the Denver Broncos need to fire Vic Fangio, and Scott DeHuff explains who should be the interim head coach for the Broncos.

ICYMI | Nobody likes clowns Oct 18, 2021

Let's be honest, nobody likes clowns.

Broncos keys to victory over the Raiders - week 6 Oct 15, 2021

What do the Denver Broncos need to do to beat the Las Vegas Raiders?

Episode 60 | Why women are always cold | Shatner in space | Star Wars vs Star Trek Oct 13, 2021

William Shatner joined Blue Origin and flew into space. What celebrity will be next in space? Not Dwayne Johnson.
The timeless debate of what's better, Star Trek or Star Wars.
Demi Lovato said you can't use the word "aliens" anymore. Instead, say "E.T.'s".
Worst first date ever? A man ordered 100 tacos at Taco Bell, then made his date pay... then it gets weird.
And the scientific reason why women tend to get cold compared to men. The battle over the AC now has evidence to back its origins.

Episode 59 | Jon Gruden is done as Raiders head coach Oct 12, 2021

The Las Vegas Raiders parted ways with their head coach Jon Gruden after emails were released of him using racist, homophobic, transphobic, and sexist comments.
Scott DeHuff didn't hold back with his thoughts on this news story. While some of Gruden's supporters are blaming this on cancel culture, DeHuff proclaims this is just a hate-filled idiot getting caught.

Episode 58 | Long live heavy metal | Mayo in coffee | Broncos coach is a fraud Oct 11, 2021

Should you be putting mayo in your coffee? According to Hellmann’s, you should be.
A dog vomited up a sex toy while at the vet. Good thing the owner had their camera out.
Raising Cane’s cooperate staff is working as fry cooks and cashiers to help with staff shortages. Which is nice... but annoying to the current staff.
Could you survive at sea for 29 days? A couple of guys had to do it.
A meteor landed on a woman's pillow as she slept.
Parents are trying to remove a high school principle after finding out that she listens to Iron Maiden.
And Denver Broncos head coach, Vic Fangio, is a disappointment and a fraud.

Broncos keys to victory over the Steelers - week 5 Oct 09, 2021

Can the Denver Broncos defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers? Can the Denver defense send Ben Roethlisberger into retirement? Why is DeHuff barking like a dog?

Episode 57 | Wearing tight pants | Banging melons | Psychic B.S. Oct 07, 2021

Scott DeHuff talks about his wife multi-tasking while watching the movie Black Widow.
They finally figured out who the Zodiac Killer was.
UNC coach Max McCaffrey broke a clipboard and threw it at a fan because the fan said he was wearing small pants.
A Scottish mum let her 4 year old son sleep with a melon, which is going to lead to him banging melons when he's older... allegedly.
Lady gets sepsis after wearing short shorts on first date and almost dies.
Drunken idiots suffered broken shins and shattered feet after sliding down water slide at 2am.
A man is suing a psychic because she claimed she could remove a witch’s curse put on him by his ex-girlfriend for $5,100.

Episode 56 | The flaws of perfection | Don't panic over Broncos loss to Ravens Oct 04, 2021

A wedding photographer deleted photos of the wedding after the groom treated him like dirt.
Youtuber, Brooke Miccio, made a set of first date rules, and DeHuff explains why that is only going to lead to unhappiness. Is it OK to Facebook stalk before a first date?
And why Broncos Country needs to not hit the panic button after the Denver Broncos loss to the Baltimore Ravens. And DeHuff call Ben Roethlisberger "washed up" and a "hot piece of garbage" and explained why the Broncos need to beat the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Also, DeHuff dropped several Hallmark level inspirational quotes in this episode:
“You can’t learn how to win, until you’ve learned why you lost.”
"Once you stop looking for perfection, that is when you’ll find happiness."
Enjoy the weird and funny headline stories!

Broncos keys to victory over the Ravens - week 4 Oct 01, 2021

What does Teddy Bridgewater and the Denver Broncos offense need to do to beat the Baltimore Ravens?
Can the Broncos defense stop Lamar Jackson?
Scott DeHuff tells you the keys to victory for the Denver Broncos, while broadcasting from Empower Field at Mile High.

Episode 55 | NASA and wieners | NFL odds | Squirrels are evil Sep 30, 2021

Scott DeHuff talks about NASA needing to take sponsorship money, like NASCAR, especially from Oscar Mayer and their Wienermobile.
Ice cream trucks are creepy. And that reminded DeHuff of the former serial killer that drove an ice cream truck.
A Danish museum gave an artist $84k, in exchange he gave them a couple blank canvases and called it art.
He explains why he hates squirrels.
He goes through some interesting NFL bets for this weekend. Especially as Tom Brady heads back to New England to battle the Patriots.
A record breaking catfish was consumed before it was verified.

Episode 54 | Tough road ahead for Broncos | Creepy Grandma | Ban clowns Sep 27, 2021

Scott DeHuff celebrates the Broncos being 3-0, but is bracing for impact as their schedule is set to get tougher.
Looking at the funny and odd headline news:
A grandma was using a old gravestone as a marble slab to make fudge.
You can buy The Conjuring house for $1.2m.
Do you like to be scared?
Pokemon Oreos are selling for thousands of dollars on Ebay.
Why are clowns still a thing?
A guy crashed his car while changing his pants.

Broncos keys to victory over the Jets Sep 24, 2021

Scott DeHuff gives you his keys to a Denver Broncos victory over the New York Jets.
Connery DeHuff chimed in as well.

Episode 53 | Sex work is real work | Go to the doctor Sep 23, 2021

Scott DeHuff explains why sex work should be more accepted.
A man was peeing and ejaculating out of his anus, and it took him two years to see a doctor.

Episode 52 | Real life Jurassic Park | How cows can save the world Sep 20, 2021

Scientists are going to bring back the Woolly Mammoth to the Arctic by 2027.
Potty training cows may help save the world.
A teenager used a USB cable in an inappropriate way.
And NASA is going to start blasting asteroids very soon.

ICYMI | My thoughts on gun control Sep 19, 2021

Scott DeHuff gives his hilarious take on gun control.

Keys to a Broncos win over the Jaguars in week 2 Sep 17, 2021

Scott DeHuff explains the keys to a Broncos victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Episode 51 | We get scammed everyday | Don't be over sensitive Sep 16, 2021

Scott DeHuff talks about his son freaking out the family due to his sleepwalking.
The truth about loyalty and reward programs. They're meant to make you spend more money, not for you to save.
Sex can help with sinus congestion.
Cup Noodles have soda to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
And kids TPing someone's house got shot at in Wellington Colorado.

Episode 50 | WTF moments | Enough of public proposals Sep 13, 2021

Scott DeHuff reads some of the top moments as selected by the listeners, of the first 49 episodes of DeHuff Uncensored. DeHuff adds some behind the scenes stories with some of the more memorable episodes.
Plus, DeHuff is tired of public marriage proposals.
A sewage pipe burst causing poop water to spill all over Washington Football Team fans.
A Kickstarter by physicists to try and prove we live in a simulation.
A rapper had surgery to so his hair could be made out of gold chains.

Keys to a Broncos win over the Giants in week 1 Sep 09, 2021

Scott DeHuff gives you his keys to a Broncos win over the Giants in week 1 of the regular season.

Episode 49 | Death by jalapeno | Tennis and golf babies | Inappropriate mascot Sep 08, 2021

Scott DeHuff talked about doing the jalapeno challenge with his kids.
Tennis players and golfers are big babies.
Hotdogs are killing us, but it's worth it.
You can buy used Michael Jordan underwear.
And the ugly truth about what Grimace, the purple mascot from McDonalds, actually is.

Episode 48 | Fountain of youth would ruin everything, including sports Sep 07, 2021

As Jeff Bezos is backing an anti-aging company, Scott DeHuff talks about the hazards of extending our lifespans.

Episode 47 | Spoiled rich kid - Johnny Bowlen Sep 03, 2021

Johnny Bowlen, son of former Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen, went on a rant bashing George Paton and Brittany Bowlen.

Episode 46 | Most dramatic moments in Denver Broncos history Sep 02, 2021

Scott DeHuff goes through some of the most dramatic moments in Denver Broncos history. These include great plays by John Elway, Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow and more!

Episode 45 | Teaching kids to fight | $30k porn collection Aug 30, 2021

DeHuff talks about everybody thinking they could be a model.
The dilemma of teaching your kids to fight.
And a 43 year old man sued his parents for $30,000 since they threw away his porn collection.

Episode 44 | Tired of the Broncos QB situation | Milk-crate challenge | Don't glue your junk Aug 26, 2021

Scott DeHuff has some harsh words for Vic Fangio and the Denver Broncos. DeHuff is hoping the Broncos made the correct decision by starting Teddy Bridgewater.
The Milk-crate challenge is the Tide-pod challenge of 2021... it's for idiots!
Don't put adhesive on you genitals.
A bear stole a package and I'll I can think is inappropriate... yet funny... things.
And DeHuff gives you UFO Trivia!

Episode 43 | Rescuing thousands of refugees as Saigon fell Aug 24, 2021

Scott DeHuff sat down with former Navy man, Eric Johnson, to hear his story from back in 1975, when the United States saved thousands of Vietnamese refugees.
The fall of Saigon would lead to chaos, and Eric tells the story of being on the USS Kirk, a small destroyer, that was called into action for Operation Frequent Wind, the evacuation of Saigon. The USS Kirk had very little room for the refugees, so they had to dump numerous helicopters in the China Sea.
Eric also discusses his battle with PTSD after the Vietnam War.

Episode 42 | Mysteries of Denver International Airport Aug 23, 2021

DeHuff sat down with a longtime employee out at DIA (Denver International Airport).
We get the truth on the mysterious tunnels that may or may not lead to Cheyenne Mountain.
Could DIA support a society in an apocalyptic situation?
The artwork inside and out of the airport, that many believe is a map to finding the truth.
Employees having sex in baggage carts.
And the acknowledgment by the city of Denver of the supernatural presence that is at Denver International airport.

Episode 41 | We're getting old | Calm down Bears fans | Snakes in Australia Aug 19, 2021

DeHuff heard from listeners about how they know they're getting older.
Chicago Bears fans need to calm down when bagging on Andy Dalton and begging for Justin Fields to play.
Women have no pockets in their pants.
And a Diamond python was on the loose at a grocery store in Sydney Australia.

Episode 40 | Overreaction to the Broncos | Gun control | My battle with anxiety Aug 16, 2021

DeHuff talks about the media overreacting to the first game of the Denver Broncos preseason.
Anxiety and how it affected his career.
Yelling at your kids in front of other parents.
Breastfeeding adults is a thing.
And another example of why gun control is important.

ICYMI | Bigfoot isn't real Aug 14, 2021

Sorry, Bigfoot isn't real.

Episode 39 | Attacked while you sleep Aug 12, 2021

Sleep paralysis is a very common thing across the globe. But what exactly is it?
As someone who experienced it first hand, DeHuff explains the frightening moments of being unable to move and speak.
Is this a simple scientific explanation? Or is there a demonic presence, like the Mara from Norse mythology? Or a Succubus?

Episode 38 | Broncos 2021 expectations | Rockies mascot debate Aug 10, 2021

DeHuff gives you his expectations for the Denver Broncos in 2021. Including the future of Drew Lock and Vic Fangio.
Also, there's debate whether or not a Colorado Rockies fan used a racial slur during the game. Some believe the fan in question was actually yelling out the Rockies mascot's name, Dinger.

Episode 37 | You got a big mouth | OJ is scared | Eating 32,000 Big Macs Aug 09, 2021

NASA is looking for people to test living on Mars.
The Guinness World Record for biggest mouth gape (female) has been announced.
Don't stick your money in your freezer or your Grandma might throw it away.
OJ Simpson says he avoids LA over fears he will see his ex-wife’s killer.
And the 2024 Olympics in Paris will have breakdancing.

ICYMI | I stuck my finger in Terrell Davis' mouth Aug 07, 2021

The time I accidentally stuck my finger in Terrell Davis' mouth.
The former Denver Broncos running back and Hall of Famer was a bit shocked.

Episode 36 | Broncos could shock the NFL | Is Bigfoot real or fake Aug 05, 2021

DeHuff talked about the Denver Broncos having what it takes to shock the NFL this season.
Vic Fangio could get fired by the end of this season.
DeHuff has harsh words for Bigfoot believers.
A big secret of sports talk and music radio.
And what's his favorite episode so far?

Episode 35 | Time Travel | I almost was in a porn | Parent truths Aug 02, 2021

DeHuff talks about the people coming out saying that they're time travelers, even though their evidence is lacking. Neil deGrasse Tyson explains the physics of time travel.
DeHuff tells some funny truths about being a parent.
Plus, the time he almost starred in an adult film.

Episode 34 | Von Miller's future with the Broncos | Trust in Drew Lock | Simone Biles opt out sheds light Jul 29, 2021

Aaron Rodgers is back with the Packers, so now Broncos Country needs to be behind Drew Lock.
Is Von Miller in his last year in Denver Broncos uniform?
And with Simone Biles backing out of the Olympics, is Olympics, we have learned a lot about the sport and its dirty side.

Episode 33 | I caught a ghost | Death by coffee | Olympic shame Jul 26, 2021

Scott DeHuff caught a ghost on camera in his home!
Gardner Minshew refuses to be number two, even in the bathroom.
USA men's basketball is an embarrassment.
Coffee could lead to dementia or stroke, but DeHuff explains why that's a bit of an exaggeration.
Vending machine pizza is a thing.
And a man almost died from aggressive masturbation.

Episode 32 | COVID Vaccine rules in the NFL and your work Jul 23, 2021

Scott DeHuff talk about the new COVID-19 rules in the NFL that make or break the playoffs for your team.
Plus, vaccine rules could be spreading into your workplace.
And understanding why so many people don't trust the COVID-19 vaccine.

Episode 31 | Best and worst team names in sports Jul 22, 2021

DeHuff gives you the best and worst team names in sports.
These lists will cause a lot of debate, but he explains why some legendary franchises made the "worst team names in sports".

QUICK HIT | Broncos need to listen to Jerry Jones Jul 21, 2021

Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones said he'd "do anything known to man to get back to the Super Bowl". So, what would George Paton and the Denver Broncos do to get back to the Super Bowl? Hint: it involves Aaron Rodgers, but not Drew Lock and Teddy Bridgewater.

Episode 30 | Olympic Lovin' | Internet Trolls Jul 19, 2021

DeHuff talked about the Olympics trying to cut down on the athletes having sex by giving them beds made out of cardboard.
McCormick is hiring a 'Director of Taco Relations', and that may be the best job in the world.
Australia accidentally made their Olympic mascots, furries.
When giving a semen sample gets really awkward.
Mac and Cheese ice cream and failed products.
And the sad and dark world of internet trolls.

Episode 29 | Animal Human Hybrids | Don't Tweet That | Fear of Heights Jul 15, 2021

DeHuff talked about two women who fell off a swing that was over 6,000 feet high in Russia.
Burger King employees who quit in style.
Addison Rae mocked the broadcast/media world.
And if scientists had no morals, what would they experiment on?

Ep. 28 | Flat Earthers | Birds Aren't Real Jul 12, 2021

DeHuff goes head first into the world of Flat Earthers. We hear from youtuber and Flat Earth believer Mark Sargent.
Plus, astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson addresses why conspiracy theories run wild, especially in the United States.
Also, a newer conspiracy is rising up - Birds are fake and what we are actually seeing are bird-like drones that are controlled by the U.S. government.

ICYMI | My hangry devil child Jul 11, 2021

DeHuff talked about his daughter turning into the spawn of Satan when she's hungry. That led to some great life advice.

Ep. 27 | The Mothman mystery Jul 07, 2021

DeHuff dives into the stories of the Mothman.
It started back in 1966, in Point Pleasent, West Virginia.
Some believe the Mothman was an omen that predicted the collapse of the Silver Bridge in 1967.
But the stories of the Mothman don't stop in West Virginia. The Mothman has been seen in the Ukraine, New York, Minnesota, and Mexico... and all of the sightings align with tragedies.
Did the infamous Men In Black have something to do with the Mothman?

Ep. 26 | The Denver Broncos need to be sold Jul 04, 2021

DeHuff explains the different avenues the Denver Broncos franchise can take in the near future when it comes to ownership. We all know the trust that runs it now, is set to devolve. So who will take over?

Ep. 25 | Get off my lawn guy | Exorcism in the lumber aisle Jul 01, 2021

People were caught performing an exorcism in the lumber aisle of a Home Depot.
A lady caused a huge crash at the Tour de France.
A man left a suspiciously large tip to his waitress.
After hearing about the AirCar Prototype 1, DeHuff concludes that flying cars are a horrible idea.
And as people fire off fireworks 24/7, DeHuff admits he has become "get off my lawn" guy.

Ep. 24 | NFL Linebacker to Snake Wrangler - Chad Brown Jun 28, 2021

Former Steelers / Patriots / Seahawks linebacker Chad Brown talked about his passion for reptiles.
Chad told the amazing and insane story of when he was deep in Indonesia looking for a giant snake.
Also, the crazy life and possible death of the Cobra Man.
And Chad gave DeHuff some advice on whiskey, bourbon and scotch.

Ep. 23 | Subway tuna mystery | Sexism in social media | Treasure hunting in Utah Jun 24, 2021

DeHuff reacts to the recent study that couldn't find tuna DNA in Subway's tuna sandwich.
After drinking with his friends, a man changed his name to John Cena.
There's a real life treasure hunt going on in Utah.
And sexism is revealed after author Heather Rochfort tweeted about campfires.

ICYMI | Stop the Jerry Jeudy and Drew Lock hate Jun 22, 2021

Back in episode 17, DeHuff addressed the constant hate and negativity in sports. Especially when it comes to two Denver Broncos, Jerry Jeudy and Drew Lock.

Ep. 22 | Kardashian hate | Escaping toxic work environments Jun 21, 2021

DeHuff talks explains why people need to stop hating on the Kardashians. Plus, how to tell if you're in a toxic work environment... and how can it be fixed?

ICYMI | Top moments from the first 21 episodes Jun 19, 2021

There's been a lot of great moments so far in the DeHuff Uncensored podcast, so here's some of them mashed into one clip.

Ep. 21 | Father's Day reality | Headlines Jun 17, 2021

DeHuff talks about the difference between Father's Day and Mother's Day. Like if a man messes up Mother's Day, he'll end up on Dateline NBC... as a victim.
What fathers want for Father's day compared to what they actually get. DeHuff gets all his radio buddies to chime in on this (Dmac, Mark Schlereth, Brandon Stokley, Zach Bye, Vic Lombardi, Cecil Lammey and Mike Pritchard).
Plus, bidding for a flight to space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin.
Queen Elizabeth loves using a sword.
Girl Scout cookies have an unusual problem.
MLB made a dumb decision and Charles Barkley called them out on it.
And the truth about the media and NFL mini-camps.

ICYMI | I can't do a Boston accent Jun 16, 2021

Despite being a master of a long list of voices, DeHuff forgot how to do a New England / Boston accent.

QUICK HIT | My shark attack in Australia Jun 15, 2021

DeHuff shares the exaggerated story he tells his kids about his "shark encounter / attack" while kayaking in Australia.

Ep. 20 | Swallowed by a whale | Back to stadiums and arenas Jun 14, 2021

Lobster diver Michael Packard was swallowed by a humpback whale and survived. DeHuff forgot how to do a New England accent.
He talks about dumb ways to die.
Getting back to live sports. Fans are fighting in the stands. And a Suns fan beat up a Nuggets fan, then called the Suns to sweep the Nuggs.
DeHuff explains why getting back to life after COVID, is going to be harder than he originally thought.
Plus, why he couldn't survive very long in the movie, A Quiet Place.

Episode 19 | All-time Broncos QBs | Sticking my finger in Terrell Davis' mouth Jun 10, 2021

DeHuff takes questions from his listeners. He gives his top three Denver Broncos quarterbacks of all-time.
The jerks of sports media.
The embarrassing moment when he stuck his finger in Terrell Davis' mouth.
His favorite TV shows.
Is he a beer or whiskey guy?
Some of his favorite character voices.
Random facts.
A guy started urinating in front of him during the podcast.
And the time DeHuff almost went to prison.

Episode 18 | Surviving artificial intelligence Jun 08, 2021

Artificial intelligence is all around us. Should it be expanded in the sports world? Are we living in a Matrix like simulation? What industries and jobs will be dominated by AI? We go through the different levels of AI: ANI, AGI, and ASI. And the sex doll industry is even in on the AI trend. And a Disney movie that has a very grim prediction of society as artificial intelligence evolves.

Episode 17 | We're always judging Jun 04, 2021

We are always judging when it comes to sports, entertainment, parenting, religion, and people in general. Can we ever stop?
Plus, DeHuff is doing this episode in a hot car to unintentionally explain how hot cars get in the summer heat.

Episode 16 | Zombie apocalypse May 31, 2021

What are the chances that the world could be hit with a zombie type virus, much like COVID?
Nostradamus predicted a zombie apocalypse in 2021. Could he have been right?
Governments and scientists are always tinkering with human subjects, much like MK-Ultra and the Tuskegee study. Are they still doing similar studies?
How could we as humans, survive a zombie apocalypse?

ICYMI | Schlereth on peeing his pants May 30, 2021

Legendary offensive lineman for the Denver Broncos and the Washington Football Team, Mark Schlereth talks about peeing his pants during a game.

Episode 15 | We're not ready for aliens May 26, 2021

With the recent reports of the Pentagon taking UFO / UAP encounters seriously, it leads to the question, "Are we ready to embrace aliens as truth?".
Baker Mayfield of the Cleveland Browns came out, again, to share his story of witnessing a UFO.
Former President of the United States, Barack Obama discussed UAPs.
Steve Lemme of Broken Lizard shared a UFO experience via Twitter.
DeHuff Uncensored reacted to Jeremy Corbell of www.extraordinarybeliefs.com. He had some great insight to the recent evidence of UFO / UAP. Plus, his thoughts on who could be behind them all. Aliens? Or could it be something or someone from this planet?

Episode 14 | Customer fails May 24, 2021

After being in the customer service industry for many years before getting into media, Scott DeHuff has several stories of bad customers. Plus, he reads some of yours.

ICYMI | Mannequin Challenge is not for me May 23, 2021

In episode 10 - One of the internet's dumbest, yet kind of cool, trends is the mannequin challenge. DeHuff explains why he couldn't handle it.

ICYMI | When a vegan cheats May 22, 2021

In episode 13 | DeHuff Uncensored talked about vegans... and we learned what it sounds like when they fall off the trendy vegan diet.

ICYMI | Tiger on the loose May 22, 2021

In episode 9 - DeHuff Uncensored talked about the pros and cons of social media... one if the pros is you hear stories about a tiger on the loose in Houston Texas.

ICYMI | Yoga pants as regular pants May 21, 2021

In episode 10 of DeHuff Uncensored - should yoga pants be worn as regular pants?

QUICK HIT | Cowboy DeHuff has a message for the Avalanche May 21, 2021

Before game 3 against the St. Louis Blues, Cowboy DeHuff wanted to make sure the Colorado Avalanche were ready to go.

Episode 13 | Don't be a vegan May 20, 2021

Scott DeHuff gets upset with vegans constantly talking about being a vegan. He gives some reasons of why you should't jump on the trendy diet.
UPDATE: After this episode was produced, it came to my attention that Richie Carni is not a vegan. In fact, he loves meat. Eats it twice a day. That being said, my thoughts on vegans, still stand. Sorry, Richie, didn't mean to clump you in with the vegans.

Episode 12 | Mark Schlereth talks life, super powers, and Dwayne Johnson May 19, 2021

Mark Schlereth of FOX Sports joined DeHuff Uncensored to talk about life growing up in Alaska.
Plus, his first jobs, today's struggles of parenting, the origin of his nickname, Stink.
Also, what his super powers would be and are aliens & ghosts real?
He allegedly got Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) on the phone during this episode, as well.
We revisit the time he broke my ribs.
And what he learned from the pandemic.

Episode 11 | Surviving a plane crash in the Amazon May 17, 2021

In 1971, Juliane Koepcke survived a plane crash over the Amazon Rainforest. But the plane crash was the beginning of her amazing story of survival.

QUICK HIT | Broncos cut Ja'wuan James May 15, 2021

The Denver Broncos cut Ja'wuan James and that should make Broncos Country happy.

Episode 10 | Stupid trends May 13, 2021

DeHuff goes through trends that need to stop. Including: Movie and TV reboots (except Game of Thrones, they need to fix that), stupid internet challenges, yoga pants (that wasn't his suggestion), long finger nails, "no one will share this" memes, gender reveal parties, influencers (although he doesn't mind UNSPEAKABLE), predicting your favorite NFL teams record months before the season... and plenty more!
Plus, why Garth Brooks is the greatest musician.

Episode 9 | Pros and cons of social media May 11, 2021

Diving into the pros and cons of social media. Plus, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (Bennifer) are back together. An Australian woman woke up from surgery with an Irish accent. And tigers on the loose in Houston.

QUICK HIT | TEBOW TO JAGUARS IS REALLY HAPPENING May 10, 2021

Tebow to Jaguars is really happening

PROMO | Pros and cons of social media May 07, 2021

Pros and cons of social media

QUICK HIT | Ja'Wuan James is done May 06, 2021

As bad as it is to call out someone who had a horrific injury, the Ja'Wuan James injury is good news for the Denver Broncos.

Episode 8 | Kids do dumb stuff May 06, 2021

Recapping all the dumb stuff I did as a kid.
Plus, some other examples of stupid things kids do.

Episode 7 | Stop pissing me off | Weird superstitions May 04, 2021

The world is filled with crazy superstitions.
The things that drive us all crazy! ... Like you people that hate pineapple on pizza. I love it!!
Also, I suck at speaking Spanish.

Episode 6 | True crime weirdos | Ghosts - real or fake Apr 30, 2021

I was going to talk sports, but I derailed and went into another direction. My wife and so many others are obsessed with true crime. Whether if it's podcasts like My Favorite Murder, or watching Dateline NBC... they've got issues.
Plus, ghost stories that are bull and some that I can't explain.

QUICK HIT | Aaron Rodgers wants to leave the Packers Apr 29, 2021

With Aaron Rodgers wanting to leave the Packers, could the Denver Broncos be a landing spot?

Episode 5 | Pro Athletes don't live in reality Apr 29, 2021

While I respect the journey professional athletes have taken, it's still hard to say they live in the same reality as most of us do.

QUICK HIT | Broncos make a big move at QB Apr 28, 2021

Just before the NFL draft, the Denver Broncos traded with the Carolina Panthers to snag Teddy Bridgewater. All they had to give up was a sixth round pick in this year's draft. I love the move.

Episode 4 | Elon Musk is wrong about going to Mars Apr 26, 2021

While it seems like Elon Musk came out with a great idea to colonize Mars and put a base on the Moon... I point out how it doesn't make much sense for us to invest in the idea.

Episode 3 | You saw what at work Apr 23, 2021

I share some of the weird/gross things I've seen at work. Plus, we hear from some of you on the topic.
And Connery DeHuff and Cowboy make their way into the episode.

Episode 2 | Lying to our kids Apr 21, 2021

While it is extremely easy to lie to our children in order to get them to do what we want... are we causing damage by doing so?

Episode 1 | Here we go Apr 21, 2021

I introduce the podcast and get set to move forward with you!

DeHuff Uncensored is coming Apr 17, 2021

Whats up it's DeHuff! I am finally uncensored and I'm ready to talk conspiracy theories, entertainment news, sports, the supernatural, true crime and more! ... Basically whatever the hell I want to talk about.
Plus, my characters will make their way into the podcast.

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