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You're Not Core DEMO **Kris' NEW PODCAST BONUS 'SODE** Jul 30, 2018

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Hey guys, it's Kris,

I have another podcast in the works I'd like to tease you with. It's called You're Not Core, and it's me and my friend Jerry Woe talking about hardcore records. If you're a regualr listner you'll know I grew up into metal through hardcore, and if you like hearing my ogre voice, I don't have to do any research on this one so I can kind of just run wild.

You don't have to be a fan of hardcore or even music really to dig it, I think it is a pretty fun conversation. Keep an eye out over the next few weeks because this will start being reguarly released under You're Not Core on all platforms.

Thanks a bunch for checking this out, hope you like it and Death Metal Dicks will have a brand new joint out Friday all about GG Allin.

Aum Shinrikyo vs Diocletian pt3 Jul 27, 2018

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Here's the Tim McGraw, the finale of our Aum series. Hear the horrfying details of the worst terorist attack on Japaneese soil and some Crash Test Dummies cover songs, satan is cool.

Aum Shinrikyo vs Diocletian pt2 Jul 20, 2018

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Chineese, Japanese, weaponize some disease. Welcome back!

This week we continue to crack the case of Aum Shirikyo, Japanese death cult dead set on kicking off armageddon. The leader, Shoko Asahara, has begun to combine his love of Hitler with the idealogy of Jesus, which is the smartest thing he has going on.

You'll hear about Aum's sexual idealogy, attempts to poison the government and get one step closer to total anihilation.

Thanks as always for checking us out!

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Shoko Asahara vs Diocletian Jul 12, 2018

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Shoko Asahara, founder of Aum Association of Mountain Wizards, is going to teach us how to fly on this very special episode.

In light of his recent execution, we wanted to have a look into the life of the infamous cult leader that almost killed a million people in Japan.

In the episode you'll also hear Buddy pledge to get a scorpion tattooed onto his member if we raise the money for it.

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Illuminati Files 2 vs Napalm Death Jul 06, 2018

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We crack the ancient scrolls open once more tosee who controls humanity and man, we don't like what we find.

Corruption plauges are great nation at the highest levels, money is god and grants you the right to carry out any despicable act you can dream of.

If I had a million dollars, I would use it to forget what Buddy did with his mom's vibrator.

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McStay Family Murder vs SFer Jun 28, 2018

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No one ever believes their worst fears will find them, until it's too late.

The McStay family became a mind twisting story that plays out like a Lifetime Movie plot, and the Death Metal Bois are about to break the down the walls of the entire saga in ways Nancy Grace could never dream of.

We'd love to run around in your headphones for an hour and talk with you about one of the wildest crimes we have ever heard of!

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Jeffrey Dahmer vs Macabre pt3 Jun 21, 2018

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We made it back from Texas to look at the last years of Young Dahmer's life.

Facts that are going to blow your knockers off:

Jesus Christ killed Jeffrey

Jeff was an interior decorator

Ambrosia Chocolates is still open

we recorded this episode in a RV

This has been a wild ride, we hope you've had as much fun thinking about a man eating another man as we have.

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Jeffrey Dahmer vs Macabre pt2 Jun 15, 2018

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Welcome back sick horror freaks!

We are heading into ol monotone king of touching bone's young adult life and first kill streak.

Jeffrey tried college, tried the arm but succomed to booze, Black Sabbah and gay clubs, we've all been there.

We're the Death Metal Bois and we're glad to gave you along with us as we creep around everyone's favorite cannibal's life.

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Jeffrey Dahmer vs Macabre pt1 Jun 07, 2018

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The time has come for the Death Metal Bois to examine the life of ol Jeffrey Dahmer.

One of the world's most fascinating serial killers, Jeffrey will really make you think about the type of person that would eat another human.

Dahmer came from a mentally hard household, and through it all kept a rather endearing personailty, until "the nightmare began."

Part One chronicles his childhood up to the age of eighteeen, and we theorize what went wrong with the young sweetie.

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Fetishes vs AC Jun 01, 2018

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There is a whole world out there of hot and horny individuals ready 2 gaz over things we've never imagined. The road to Jeffrey Dahmer starts here as the Death Metal Bois take a peek into some bizarre bedrooms and see what's making sheets wet in the world today.

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