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Episode 47: Apologies to the Drag Racing Community Jun 30, 2020

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Alright gang, let’s start your engines! That’s right, for June we are all about drag racing. All day, every day. We just love it when the cars go fast, and when…um…the cars go even faster somehow? Okay I’ll be real, the sport this movie focuses on doesn’t really photograph well and was kind of difficult to grasp the mechanics of. While the racing might fall a bit flat, the romance can be disappointing, and the pacing is crazy, it can be hard to notice all that when you’re focused on staying Right on Track!

Luke keeps trying to cut bits and checks in with his best friend. Emma demands a rival romance and can’t handle the timeline.

Talking Points: Justice for Jordy, Benjamin Button Enders, Children Driving Cars, Ugly Trophies, Nonsensical Sexclusion, Gregg Enders’ Side Hustle, Love in the Fast Lane, There Is Only French Class, The Party of the Century, Seraphim of the Speedway, Being Way Too Horny, RACERGIRL, Stop Playing Volleyball!, Gregg Goes Off, Doug Pennzoildome, Erica’s Last Goodbye, A Medical Marvel, Getting Back On The Dragstrip, The Randy of the Opera, Double Power Moves, Everyone’s Favorite Product: Gumout, Papa Pennzoil, Drag Racer Driving Tests, BDErica, Ice Skating Social Suicide, Alcohol Curveball, A Sitcom Tangent, Mucho Pressure, The Win Spike, Dejadome Vu, ESPN Le Sept, No Room for Improvement, Gregg the Computer Electronics Genius???, The Editing Kills the Ending

Episode 46: Wilde Whiplash May 31, 2020

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Alright listeners, this month DCOMedy is going Hollywood. We’re even bringing our new friend Paige along for the ride! That’s right, we’re living the big time in Los Angeles by reviewing Starstruck. You’d think it was a classic story of a regular girl meeting a celebrity and going on an adventure, but really it turns out to be a true roller-coaster of a relationship. Not with your ordinary ups and downs either, more like them changing wildly between wanting to kill each other or falling in love? Maybe? Kind of? It won’t last.

Emma can't handle the costumes and gives storm-out advice. Luke wants a real villain and just loves Stubby. Paige makes our hosts really feel their age.

Talking Points: LA Love Letter, Sterling’s Swirling Singing Controversy, They Made the Girl a Jerk, Blue Eyed But Way Too Old, Not Like Other Girls, Losing the Plot Threads, Starstruck Could be Solved By Smartphones, DCOM Cars, Unusual Villains and Heroes, Period Piece Porn, Encyclopedia Jessica, Non-Observant Parents, The Confusing Grandmother Situation, Stubby’s Time to Shine, Jonas’ List, Bratz Invasion, Door Struck, It Sucks Being Sanjay, Fevered Romance, Winning Your Children’s Love, The Smolder, Uncomfortable Grandpa Worship, Garage Syrup, A Lack of Family Time, Sunglasses Banter, Car Swapping, L.A. Porn, Wilde Time, Los Angeles Quicksand, The Wheels Come Off The Wagon, Intertwined Hands, Multiple Personality Main Cast, What Did She Tell Them?, Stubby’s Love For Cars, The Most Insane Speech, Oh Right The Big Dance, Quick-Change Personalities, How Will This Work Out?

Episode 45: For the Ladies Apr 30, 2020

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Howdy there partner! You look like someone who could learn a thing a two about having some Horse Sense. What’s Horse Sense you ask? Well…uh…um….it’s…look. We may have devoted our April episode to this 1999 Lawrence Brothers showcase, but we have no earthly idea what it’s title has to do with the movie. The filmmakers apparently didn’t feel it was important to connect them. The only thing for sure they had to do was to make Joey Lawrence look as hot as possible, and by God they did their duty.

Lucas fights some body issues and shows some woodworking knowledge. Emma invents a troubling romance and has no qualms about this attraction.

Talking Points: Big ABC Family Energy, Magical Creature Crushes Continued, What Is Horse Sense?, Horse Sense of the Cinnamaron, Rodeo Drive, Hitting the Pube, The Chiseled Joey Lawrence, Gina with the Va, Kids Love the Costner, Disneyland Teases, Into the BrinkVerse, Tube Slide Slapstick, Disney Says Horse Rights?, Family Finance Troubles, Ranch Life, Cowboy Language, Boring Sabotage, Literal B.S., God’s Painting?, Wolf Watch, STAMPEDE, Wild Horses, Bad Time Flow, Messing Up the Message, Pyramid Schemes, Tree-house Meltdowns, Horse Porn, Real Estate Law Saves the Day

Episode 44: Emma vs. Luke 2 - Prawnpocaplypse Mar 31, 2020

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Okay everyone, you know what time it is. Dust off your Z-bands and pom-poms, because (despite the wishes of one of our hosts) we are headed back to Seabrook. That’s right, we are reviewing the freshly released Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2 and all of the craziness that comes with it. Come along as we dive right into how this world gets even wilder thanks to werewolves, monster laws, and unfulfilled prophecies.

Emma fights for the people and wins a personal victory. Lucas is in denial and missed a massive metaphor.

Talking Points: Mixed Messages, Choreography War, Adult Lizzie, Leaving Out the Werewolves, The Coach’s Return, A Cheer Mansion, THE PRAWN, Eliza’s Horrible Theory, The Buck-zooka, Bree and Bonzo Business, Shrimp and Run, Were-goths, Alpha Wolves Don’t Exist, Inconsistent Monster Laws, Surname Stupidity, Seabrook’s Three Genders, The Lack of Tension, De-jokerization, Werewolf Racial Slurs, Magical Werewolf Makeovers, Worn Out Howling, These Films Keeps Ripping Off Hamilton, The Movie Won’t End, The Only Weapon is Cheer, An Entirely Pointless Argument About Silver Gas, Cool Water Dancing Causes Bummer, Werewolf Formal Ware, Hobbling Into Prawn, Seabrook’s Suspicious Seismology, National Treasure: Book of Zombies, We’re Zom In This Together

Episode 43: Nobody Explains Anything Mar 03, 2020

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After taking a short leave, the dauntless DCOMedy crew is reporting for duty to give you our full report on the most accurate military film ever made: Cadet Kelly! Join us as we follow a classic fish out of water story, where the free-spirited Hilary Duff is dropped into a world of hard work, zero individuality, and strict rules. Too bad not a single person decided to actually tell her what those rules were, huh? That probably would have helped a lot.

Emma calls out her brother and has her heart break for Kelly. Lucas doesn’t understand gymnastics and confronts his own mortality.

Talking Points: Girl Movie Disdain, Zombies Rise Again, Terrible Parents, Unnecessary Narration, Every Fish Life Is Worth Saving, Duff in Denial, Military Porn, Kelly’s Conformity, Everybody Loves Brad, CCR’s BDE, Military Messenger Bags, Let Carla Have Something, Going Downhill, Dirty Bird Brad, Cracker Jack Court, Borrowing Spit, Hair Problems, Head Rubs, Sudden Plot Shifts, That Flavor, Dance for Me, Girl Loves a Bangle, Permission to KRUMP, The Rumsfeld Drop, No Tolerance for Nokias, We Suck at Describing Things, The Feels, Things Get Wild, Tonal Whiplash, This Was an Autobiography??

Editor’s Note: There was a strange audio hiccup towards the end of the episode that made us lose some of our usual wrap-up. Therefore you may notice a quick cut towards the end and a lack of ratings this time around. For those who actually keep track of our scores at home, which I honestly hope is none of you, Emma gave it a 7.5 and Lucas gave it a 7.

Episode 42: Costume Catastrophe Jan 31, 2020

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Ah, superheroes. What’s not to love? People with amazing abilities and cool costumes acting selflessly to help their fellow man. It’s perfect! So certainly, Disney Channel’s own superhero movie Up, Up, and Away! will be a slam dunk! What’s that? The superheroes have no urgency to help people, the budget is so low they can’t really show cool powers, and the costumes are so bad it hurts the eyes? Well, uh, with any luck an under-aged superhero will be around to electroshock the bad memories of this film from my brain and just leave the stuff we thought was fun. Like the foil thing! That was fun, right? Or was it a cheap workaround? Hmmmm….

Luke settles a score and finds a mortal enemy. Emma calls out a bad boyfriend and makes a quick exit. Dyllan just wants to talk about Entourage.

Talking Points: The Incredible Sky High, Wolf Children, An Excessive National Treasure Tangent, Sound Design Disaster, Super Incorrect Ages, Superfoods, A Reverse Get Out, A Totally Informed Romance, School of No Concerns, Evil Attire, Costume Fails, Nonchalant Bank Robbery, The Fourteenth Year, THE FLYING DOOR, Everyone Becomes an Idiot, Nina The Gullible Genius, Unplanned Skydiving, The Costumes Fail Even Harder, Everyone Is Useless, That’s Not How Masks Work, The Cool Worm, Geriatric Heroics, The Most Obvious Trap, Just Close Your Eyes!, A Pointless Ruse, Horny for Removing Memories

Episode 41: Creepy Uncle Nick Dec 31, 2019

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Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas dear listeners! I hope you are all on the nice list this ye- What’s that? Christmas was a week ago and it’s literally New Year’s Eve when we are posting this? It basically defeats the purpose of doing a Christmas DCOM in the first place? Well if you keep that naughty thinking up, someone is getting an ant farm instead of a new episode all about ‘Twas the Night like they wanted.

Luke tries out a new voice and begs for a zombie apocalypse. Emma hates the new voice and wants this to be over. Drew & Riley are in shock after watching this film.

Talking Points: Doctor Stuff, The Beans of a Simpler Time, THE BABY VOICE, Muniz Money, Bruce Lee Christmas Tree, Santa Dropping a Deuce, Self-Congratulating Writing, Eggnog Abuse, The Wrigley Super Virus, Santa’s Super Stupid Sleigh, Claus Technology, Santa Prat Fall, Gift Income Inequality, The Plot Stops Happening, Nobody Expects a Spanish Inquisition Reference, Confused Themes, A Dead Dog Appears, Santa’s Sloshing Stomach, My Boy Pablo, Naughty Boys, Peter’s Piss Saves Christmas, The Canadian Royal Family, Silence on Silence, Caitlin: Magic Mechanic, Santa Sexual Tension

Editor’s Note: We were out of our usual recording environment for the holidays so apologies if the audio sounds a little off at times.

Episode 40: Stevological Warfare Dec 05, 2019

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After an unfortunate delay, we are happy to report that your flight to the definitely real island of Mandalino is ready to go! And to make it up to you, your in flight movie will be another television show turned DCOM with The Even Stevens Movie. Much like we endured our technical difficulties, watch the Stevens endure and overcome being put in a survivor-esque situation while hopefully wrapping up their series in a meaningful way.

Emma revisits her crush and doesn’t like the family fighting. Lucas's fingers get possessed and screams for Shia. Brittany drops some knowledge on our hosts.

Talking Points: McGuires vs. Stevens, A Dramatic Finale Reading, Should There Be Even More Stevens?, Photoshopped Shia, One Day of Coulier, The Glee Problem, The Terrible CGI, Doctor Emmett Louis Brown, The Mystery of Beans, The Pancake House, THE CHAIR, Wrong Music, Ren’s Pantyhose, Getting Messy, Jim Carrey Energy, Actors and Ages, House Collapsers, A Sudden Shift to Survivor, Heroic Snake Saving, Family Fakeout, The Lost Love of Larry, The Squirrel Cam, Twitty Told All, One of Those Hip Websites, An Impossible Vote, Tom’s Dinghy, A Coconut in the Dark, The T-Name Trio, Dr. Lars Honeytoast, An Island Lip Kiss, The Most Dangerous Ren, Deus Ex Gotcha, The Cringe of Mootai, and An Out of Nowhere Music Video

Episode 39: Sucky Hogwarts Dec 04, 2019

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(Reupload) It is always hard to say goodbye, but never has it been harder than the way we were forced to say goodbye to the Halloweentown franchise by watching its final installment: Return to Halloweentown. Celebrate the spookiest of seasons with us as we follow a girl who calls herself Marnie, but doesn’t look like her, leaving the nest to go to magic college. Doesn’t that sound like it would be cool? Well, it’s not. Trust us.

Emma asks for very specific humor and can’t tell her own joke. Luke writes the movie better and has poor water etiquette.

Talking Points: Non-Canon, The Halloweentown Sequel We Deserve, So Many Questions, WITCH UNIVERSITY, The New Marnie, Debbie’s Disappearance, Poor Sequel Connectivity, Not Enough Class Privilege, Why Is Dylan There?, #Bringbackthebus, Inconsistent Costuming, Grog Goes Hard, ALack of Fiber, Everybody Loves Genies, Grabeel’s Wardrobe, Terrible Anti-Magic Rules, Gwen’s Interludes, Justice for Trolls, Spooky Set Design, The Dumb-inion, The Problem With Periwinkle, Little Cromwell Women, A Word Tornado, Confusing Charm Casting, Doodle Flirting, Bad Chemistry, Terrible At Time Travel, Ridiculous Retcons, Dog Tension, Gwen’s Halloweentown Glow-up, Marnie Demands To Make Herself Hot

Episode 38: The Full Doubtfire Sep 30, 2019

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Alright, quiet down everyone. For the rest of this episode we are holding the talking flower, which means you are legally required to listen to us drone (like a bee) on and on about Den Brother. A truly baffling film where an older brother gains control of a troop of girls under one of the worst run organizations of all time. Join us as we are forced to watch him pretend to be an older woman while manipulating children to make his life easier and use them an excuse to attract the only girl every who is horny for scouting.

Luke nails an impression and wants you to protect Tina. Emma wants more wordplay and remembers her scouting days.

Talking Points: D23 reveals, Weird Cinematography, Hockey PTSD, How Is This Not a Dream?, Good Old and Super Old Ingrid, Understandably Busy Single Parent, The Troop is Perfect, The Stupidest Fight Ever, MATISSE, A Confusing and Impossible Suspension, Basket Decoration, The Crazy Haired Yet Unnecessary Villain,The Sporting Goods Store of Insanity, Manipulating Children...In a Fun Way?, A Terrible Makeover, Mall Anarchy, A Confusing Moral, The Goth Queen Rachel, Tina’s Emergence, Camporee Suuucks, #JusticeforKim

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