Dave Ryan's War of the Roses

Latest Episodes:

War of the Roses: He Won't Invite Her Anywhere Oct 09, 2025

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Sophia is concerned because she's dating Jared but he never wants to do anything. He goes alone to concerts and restaurants but never invites her and she thinks he might not be all that into her.

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War of the Roses: Talking Parrot Oct 07, 2025

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Courtney found a talking parrot toy in her boyfriend, Andy's office but when she pressed the button it said something that made her suspicious of him.

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War of the Roses: Talking Parrot Oct 07, 2025

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Courtney found a talking parrot toy in her boyfriend, Andy's office but when she pressed the button it said something that made her suspicious of him.

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War of the Roses: He's Always at Noodles & Company Oct 02, 2025

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Jesse is a teacher and says he's been going to lunch at Noodles and Company with a new teacher from his school. Summer says that's not like him so she double checks the website to find out what's happening.

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Just The Note Sep 30, 2025

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We do a special edition of War of the Roses, just the card! We play back a bunch of classics for your listening enjoyment.

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War of the Roses: NYC Show-mance Sep 25, 2025

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Matt started hooking up with a touring Broadway actor when he was performing in Minneapolis. He travels to different cities to see him but the guy won't let him come to NYC where he lives.

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War of the Roses: He Came Back With a Dirty Car Sep 23, 2025

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Tristan says he went to a conference in Rochester but he came back and his car was covered in dirt and tree sap. His girlfriend Amanda think it's suspicious and he's lying about where he could've been.

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War of the Roses: Stolen Sock Sep 18, 2025

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Lo gets a call from a woman named Cheyenne claiming she's been sleeping with Lo's boyfriend. She swears it and says she can prove it with a test involving socks.

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War of the Roses: She Found His Anal Ease Sep 16, 2025

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You will NOT believe what Kayla found in her boyfriend, Andy's jacket pocket. Plus he says something about where he's been with his dad lately that isn't adding up.

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War of the Roses: Instagram Influencer Sep 11, 2025

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Cody's been dating Stephanie, a popular Instagram influencer but she's never posted him on her Instagram. He's worried about what the real reason might be.

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