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    Dam Internet, You Scary!

    THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: “THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED” COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED “DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!”Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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    364: The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay! Jul 31, 2026
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    Khleo Thomas joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud to talk about Dream Con, cosplay, childhood acting, entertainment contracts, social-media criticism, and the importance of protecting your professional value.

    Khleo shares his perspective on Dream Con’s growth, recalls unexpectedly being asked to host Gatekeepers, and explains how his ability to adapt has helped him move between acting, gaming, streaming, producing, hosting, and brand work. Tahir also reflects on attending his first convention and fully committing to his Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplays.

    The group revisits forgotten fast-food mascots and early-2000s technology before Khleo tells two memorable behind-the-scenes stories: a haircut on Walking Tall that conflicted with an existing agreement and the lengthy prosthetic process required for an episode of House.

    The conversation becomes more personal as the three discuss favors, rates, boundaries, therapy, rage bait, reality television, Khleo’s online “villain arc,” and why respect matters in every professional environment.

    00:00 Khleo Thomas joins the show
    01:17 Looking back at Dream Con
    03:50 Why Dream Con matters to Black creators
    05:31 Khleo’s busiest Dream Con experiences
    06:17 How Khleo became the Gatekeepers host
    07:47 The “Swiss Army Khleo” reputation
    08:33 Khleo’s brand partnerships and Kraft jokes
    10:11 Can packaged food be upgraded?
    11:33 The origin of “Mr. Brand Face”
    13:22 Tahir’s Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplay
    15:19 Sponsor: IndaCloud
    17:28 Surviving cosplay in the Houston heat
    18:34 Why the Hamburglar still matters
    21:09 Forgotten fast-food mascots
    25:36 Are traditional mascots disappearing?
    27:11 What happens when an actor becomes a brand’s face
    28:29 Denzel Washington and pay-or-play contracts
    30:54 Khleo’s ABC agreement before Walking Tall
    31:33 The haircut that created a contract problem
    34:06 Sponsor: Cash App
    35:54 Seeing Khleo’s Walking Tall haircut
    36:25 Khleo’s prosthetic transformation on House
    38:43 Passing time before smartphones
    39:45 The Sidekick era
    41:12 Two-way pagers and early mobile technology
    44:09 Jay-Z’s influence on fashion and music trends
    45:16 How “Death of Auto-Tune” affected T-Pain
    46:14 When industry favors are not returned
    47:13 Khleo and Tahir discuss protecting their value
    48:22 What professional appearances should cost
    50:27 “Be humble in person and a shark in business”
    51:22 Why successful people need insulation
    52:57 Therapy, boundaries, and learning to say no
    53:54 The origin of Khleo’s “villain arc”
    56:05 The manufactured nature of reality television
    57:10 Concerns about conflict-driven reality programming
    01:00:01 Rage bait and disengaging from online narratives
    01:02:31 Why one “be humble” comment got a response
    01:04:25 Khleo’s warning about future negative press
    01:05:06 Khleo’s history with event security
    01:06:08 What happened at the Bad Boys premiere
    01:09:06 Respect, authority, and temporary power
    01:11:36 Why event staff should ask before assuming
    01:13:33 Intervening during a security misunderstanding
    01:16:18 Khleo’s upcoming convention appearances
    01:18:12 Tahir and Patrick share upcoming projects
    01:18:36 Closing the episode

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    363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails Jul 23, 2026
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    Malcolm Barrett returns to Dam Internet, You Scary! and somehow the conversation goes from Dream Con stories to lab-grown meat, ravens with incredible memories, 1950s slang, Yellowstone bison attacks, and one of the most ridiculous cannibalism debates we've ever had.

    We also talk about:

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    362: We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE Jul 17, 2026
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    We're back from DreamCon, and we've got STORIES.

    Join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud LIVE as they recap one of the wildest weekends of the year—from cosplay, fan encounters, and behind-the-scenes moments to hilarious stories that didn't make it to social media. Of course, we'll also be diving into some of the strangest, funniest, and most unbelievable stories from around the internet.

    Come hang out with us live, jump into the chat, and let us know what you want us to talk about!

    00:00 DreamCon recap begins
    00:01 Tech chaos before the show
    01:38 Why DreamCon is unlike any convention
    04:05 Finding your community at DreamCon
    05:58 Tahir's first DreamCon experience
    07:30 Khleo Thomas, McDonald's & Hamburglar cosplay
    10:45 Meeting fans and unforgettable interactions
    12:07 Hamburglar footage & DreamCon moments
    14:06 Why creators need a content team
    15:23 Why everyone should experience DreamCon
    17:02 Meeting fans, photos & creator life
    18:18 The growth of DreamCon
    20:49 Recovering after DreamCon weekend
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    26:21 Why first impressions matter
    29:09 DreamCon keeps getting bigger
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    36:29 Losing their voices after DreamCon
    37:25 Packing an 800-seat How To Nerd panel
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    47:16 Favorite DreamCon moments
    49:27 Black to Nature and American Forest Foundation
    55:15 Camping, nature & future collaborations
    57:07 What they'd do differently next year
    59:28 Creator mixers and networking
    1:01:19 Why DreamCon will keep growing
    1:03:12 Final DreamCon thoughts

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    361: Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS Jul 09, 2026
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    Greg Wayans joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for one of his most honest interviews yet.

    He talks about growing up in the legendary Wayans family, why having the Wayans name doesn't guarantee success, auditioning for over 16 years, working as a body double, performing stand-up for the first time, and the work ethic it really takes to survive in Hollywood.

    Then the conversation goes completely off the rails with dating stories, relationship advice, bizarre gifts, time travel debates, and some of the wildest internet stories we've covered—including a drunk driver destroying an entire parking lot, an Amazon driver accused of stealing a cat, a donated body ending up in military explosion testing, and a decades-old horse betting prediction that actually came true.

    If you enjoy hilarious conversations mixed with unbelievable internet news, you're in the right place.

    00:00 Intro & Greg Wayans joins DIYS
    00:31 Growing up in the legendary Wayans family
    02:07 How many Wayans are there?
    03:15 Greg explains why he hasn't fully pursued stand-up
    05:04 Marlon Wayans unexpectedly throws Greg on stage
    06:28 Why Sunday comedy crowds are the hardest
    08:37 First meeting memories & Hollywood work ethic
    11:34 Greg on auditioning for 16 years
    13:12 Hollywood professionalism vs raw talent
    16:23 Learning to watch movies like a filmmaker
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    21:03 Greg talks dating, relationships & staying focused on acting
    24:03 Funny guys vs rich guys vs tough guys
    27:17 Dating questions, body count & relationship dealbreakers
    29:47 The hilarious "penis portrait" conversation
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    39:07 Drunk driver destroys parking lot full of cars
    41:38 Amazon driver accused of stealing a customer's cat
    44:00 Donated body secretly used in military explosion testing
    47:21 Would you donate your body to science?
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    51:52 1964 time capsule correctly predicts winning horse
    53:02 Time travel, slavery & changing history
    58:23 Greg promotes Scary Movie
    59:25 Final thoughts & outro

    👇 Let us know in the comments:
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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    360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder Jul 02, 2026
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    One tattoo helped solve a murder years later...

    This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud react to one of the wildest true crime stories ever, a woman who was jailed because police thought SpaghettiOs were meth, deadly skydiving and gender reveal disasters, AI surveillance cameras, and plenty more internet insanity.

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    0:00 Skydiving Plane Crash Kills 12 People
    4:25 Would You Jump From A Crashing Plane?
    5:20 Worst Adrenaline Activities Ever
    8:15 Throwback Fashion & Old School Hats
    17:36 Sponsor - Kickoff
    20:02 AI License Plate Readers & Police Surveillance
    23:30 AI Wrongfully Identifies Suspect
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    29:00 Talking Parrots, Smart Pets & Privacy
    32:05 Gender Reveal Deaths Keep Happening
    34:55 Woman Trapped In A Sewage Toilet
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    41:00 Police Arrest Woman Over SpaghettiOs Mistaken For Meth
    45:03 Prison Escape Using A Hand-Drawn Key
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    50:41 Tattoo Helps Detectives Solve Cold Case Murder
    56:10 Are We Living In The Good Old Days?
    57:20 Outro


    359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS Jun 25, 2026
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    What would you rather deal with: 638 assassination attempts... or an island full of virus-carrying monkeys? 🤯

    This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the internet's strangest true stories, including the CIA's unbelievable attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro, the mysterious monkey island used for government research, bizarre WWII propaganda plans, Operation Midnight Climax, and a story about a mother who was run over after letting her 13-year-old son drive.

    Stories discussed in this episode include:

    • Why the CIA reportedly tried to assassinate Fidel Castro 638 times
    • Exploding cigars, poisoned wetsuits, and other unbelievable assassination plots
    • Why the U.S. has an island full of monkeys used for medical research
    • Hantavirus and why humans aren't allowed on the island
    • The WWII propaganda campaign involving oversized condoms
    • Operation Midnight Climax and one of the CIA's strangest experiments
    • MKUltra and government mind control research
    • A mother who let her 13-year-old drive... and ended up getting run over
    • Whether she should have been criminally charged
    • Plus plenty of laughs, side conversations, and internet rabbit holes

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    00:00 Cold Open: Why Scammers Can't Trust Each Other
    00:00:40 Welcome Back + Studio Intro
    01:31 Working Out to Relaxing Music
    04:09 Would You Trust an Uber Driver With No License?
    12:59 Sponsor: Cash App
    15:59 Why the U.S. Has an Island Full of Research Monkeys
    16:24 The Truth About Hantavirus and Monkey Island
    21:17 The WWII Plan to Fool Germany With Giant Condoms
    21:58 The CIA's 638 Failed Attempts to Kill Fidel Castro
    23:45 Exploding Cigars, Poisoned Wetsuits & Other Real Castro Assassination Plots
    26:22 Sponsor: Mint Mobile
    28:13 The CIA's Secret Brothel Experiment
    29:07 Operation Midnight Climax Explained
    31:24 MKUltra and Government Mind Control Experiments
    34:00 The Squatter Removal Strategy That Doesn't Break the Law
    39:10 Would This Actually Make a Squatter Leave?
    44:45 Mom Lets 13-Year-Old Drive... Then Gets Run Over
    46:05 Christmas Conversation & Holiday Irony
    47:45 Should the Mother Be Criminally Charged?
    52:00 Electric Chair Debate
    56:48 Final Thoughts


    358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic Jun 18, 2026
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    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at: https://BetterHelp.com/DIYS

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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people.

    From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior.

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    00:00 Intro
    03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans
    10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing
    18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started
    27:00 Reading A Crowd
    36:00 The Psychology Of DJing
    45:00 Nightlife Stories
    55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access
    1:05:00 Social Media Validation
    1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences
    1:25:00 Final Thoughts


    357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary! Jun 11, 2026
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses.

    This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more.

    Topics This Week

    • AI stealing fingerprints from selfies
    • ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases
    • New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan
    • Soviet astronaut stranded in space
    • Jordan Peele movie breakdown
    • Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show
    • Neuralink discussion
    • Cockroach causes apartment explosion

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    Chapter Titles & Timestamps
    00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea
    09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates
    15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation
    20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood
    25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan
    34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud
    38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs
    54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate
    1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile
    1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories
    1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM
    1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories
    1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims
    1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies
    1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion
    1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"
    1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed
    1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach
    2:02:06 Outro


    356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast) Jun 05, 2026
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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast.

    This episode goes everywhere.

    An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban.

    Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos.

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    Chapter Titles & Timestamps
    0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy
    3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast
    5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems
    11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories
    17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun
    29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story
    33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED
    37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories
    47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood
    51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie
    59:10 Wild Relationship Stories
    1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast
    1:02:00 Outro


    355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary! May 28, 2026
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    This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go.

    Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody.

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    00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story
    01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture
    07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego
    12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention
    13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation
    18:13 BlueChew Ad Read
    20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion
    25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering
    28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained
    31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies
    32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence
    35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy
    40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength
    45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk
    47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology
    49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced
    52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History
    55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?
    57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits
    59:04 Outro


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