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CumTown

The Cumtown Comedy Podcast (Satire, Irony, and Improvisational)
Before Stavvy’s World, Before The Adam Friedland Show, Before Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast, and even Before The Tim Dillon Podcast. There Was CumTown! This is the 2nd renaissance of CumTown with all episodes in order and bits in chapters (getting there missing 2020-2022).
Disclaimer:This podcast contains strong, explicit language, adult themes, and unfiltered comedic content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is strongly advised. “Lone Pouch”

Latest Episodes:

(12-13-2018) grandma's boy - Cumtown (133) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(00:25) MARIO PARTY

(03:30) GUY WASHING HIS IN THEONLY FOUNTAIN

(05:30) ADAM PROGRAMMING BOX INSTEAD OF SMASHING IT

(07:45) NIPPLES

(12:30) SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

(15:10) I LOVE LUCY - 50S GAME SHOWS, CLOSETED GUYS ON THEM - DEZY WORD

(23:15) GUYS BEING CAUGHT UP IN JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS - TSO'S CHICKEN

(27:20) MR (MR BRIGHTSIDE)

(32:55) MILAN

(33:40) TERMINATOR, A MECHANICAL

(44:00) FAT BRITISH GUY WITH HIS SMALL OUT SINGING ABOUT BREXIT

(46:00) ROBERT KELLY ON FACETIME

(52:00) ITALIAN GUY WHO CAN'T CONCEIVE OF A WOMAN

(54:50) DAN NAINAN

(59:30) SMEAR THE

(12-10-2018) michael jordan peterson - Cumtown Premium (113) May 31, 2025

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00:00) INTRO

(02:00) HARRIET BUDMAN

(04:45) JAKE THE WOMAN IN HIS CAR

(10:45) POOR PEOPLE DESERVE POOR, RICH PEOPLE DESERVE RICH

(13:30) NICK'S SON, ADAMLSGY

(16:00) ADAM - NICK AND STAV BEING DETECTIVES ENTRAPPING PEOPLE INTO ADMITTING CRIMES

(23:00) ADAM STEALING ANOTHER BIT

(26:00) NICK ACCIDENTALLY CUTTING A GIRL'S HAND WITH SCISSORS IN SCHOOL

(31:00) CHEEKY

(34:00) SENDING HOME BACK TO THE MOTHERLAND AS PUNISHMENT

(41:00) MY FRIEND BOGUE, DINK, JOHNNY ROO-RAA

(42:00) GIRL TELLING NICK ABOUT BLOODY MARY - "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN", ATTACKING, "SHE TRIED TO HAUNT ME!"

(44:00) AUSTRALIAN JAMES BOND - JAMES BONGO

(50:30) LYFT DRIVER VISHALL - "VISHALL SEE ABOUT THAT"

(57:30) AFRICA CITY - "WELCOME TO AFRICA CITY. WE HAVE THE THREE TOWERS"

(59:00) NAMES

(12-06-2018) Red Dead is cancelled - Cumtown (132) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) A BRITISH GUY'S RADIO

(01:30) CARL DINER - THE ONLY THING THEY SERVE IS MY IN HIS OLD

(02:10) NICK SEEING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AT NEWARK AIRPORT

(05:15) MERYL STREEP COULD GET UP BACK THEN

(08:00) NICK SIMCITY-ING ON THE TOILET

(09:00) EVERY BODY OF WATER IN MARYLAND IS THE OCEAN

(12:00) NICK LOST $60K ON CRYPTOCURRENCY - MOVING THE OPERATION TO BALTIMORE

(20:30) LITERAL DUMPLINGS

(28:50) THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD HE WASN'T

(36:30) ZAC AMICO MARRYING DASHA - BEING THE WORD SNIPER

(49:00) INFANTSULOT PIANUS

(53:00) MARC MARON'S WHAT THE

(55:40) ADAM'S TEENAGE FRIEND TAKING

(58:50) IN-SIDER IN-FORMATION

(64:00) ADAM IS EVE PEYSER - NICK THREATENING WITH GIANT SCISSORS

(11-30-2018) the red dead mega episode ft. Anthony Devito - Cumtown Premium (112) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(05:00) THE BOYS OWING STAV MONEY FOR STEAKS

(09:15) SARAH PALIN

(11:00) BAM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

(13:30) JOE FRANCIS - GONE WILD

(15:40) NICK GETTING INTO ROPES

(17:00) OCEAN CITY/NEW JERSEY HOOKING UP

(24:00) NEVER BEEN PISSED

(27:20) GUY IN TOKYO HITTING ON WOMEN

(30:00) CONVINCING ADAM HE'S LYING, GETTING BRAINWASHED

(31:00) NICK'S MAC AND CHEESE RECIPE

(36:30) THE SAME ROPES THE ARMY RANGERS USE

(37:50) MAGIC THE GATHERING PODCAST -> MTG CARDS

(40:00) STAV: SMART PEOPLE ARE DUMB AS SOMETIMES

(41:20) BEANIE BABIES

(43:30) THE GUYS ARE IN SHAPE, STATEN ISLAND FIREFIGHTERS, 99 DEREK JETER. CALLING THE FIREFIGHTERS/COP

(49:00) REPORTING WORKERS TO THE IRS

(53:30) STAV TURNING BECAUSE HE CAN'T

(63:00) ADAMSAIDITDOTCOM

(11-29-2018) ho canada - Cumtown (131) May 31, 2025

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00:00) LISTENING TO A PODCAST WHILE ON STAGE - MARC MARON'S WTF GOING DOWNHILL

(03:30) STAV'S TIME AT CPXI

(05:45) BOOTS AND COWBOY BOOTS - TOP N TAILS

(06:20) QVC'S 30,000 IDEAS

(08:50) JOHN HENRY

(11:20) SENTINELSE TRIBE

(13:00) NICK GOING TO AA BECAUSE HIS PHONE DIED

(15:20) ADAM'S SISTER-HUSBAND - POLY GROUPINGS

(17:45) WOMEN LOVE PODCASTERS

(19:00) USING A STETHOSCOPE/ULTRASOUND WHILE

(21:00) SIGOURNEY WEAVER/GLENN DANZIG - CHICKEN V EGG

(28:30) GOVERNOR'S ISLAND JAZZ FESTIVAL

(31:00) RAPPER'S DELIGHT

(38:00) FAT EASY RIDER PUNS

(39:30) "HOW 'BOUT?" ON TRUTV - THE GOOD MAN SHOW

(48:45) IAN IN THE WRITING ROOM, DELIVERING LUNCHES - BEING BULLIED BY 11 YEAR OLDS

(55:30) SEINFELD: "THE-WORD STORE CALLED, THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!"

(59:40) NEW SIMPSONS EPISODE

(66:00) BOYCOTTING AMAZON

(67:00) THE CAPTAIN GOING DOWN ON THE SHIP

(74:20) A WRITERESS: A WOMAN WHO SERVES FOOD

(11-25-2018) Thanks gianving ft. Ian Fidance - Cumtown Premium (111) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) INTRO

(02:45) IAN'S RINGS

(07:15) ADAM INTERJECTING BY SAYING "I MADE THAT JOKE"

(14:45) IAN'S GODFATHER IMPRESSION

(16:20) IAN'S BOMBING SOUND EFFECTS

(18:00) GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES

(19:50) STAV'S MASCOT PLAN FOR

(25:00) IAN DRESSING UP FOR

(27:30) NICK'S LASER TAG BUSINESS - WITH REAL GUNS, AND LAST MAN STANDING CAN WATCH

(31:20) TEENS IN CHIPOTLE GETTING ACCUSED OF STEALING, THE WOMAN GETS FIRED AND HE ADMITS TO STEALING

(34:00) NICK ONLY KNOWING THE RACES INVOLVED IN NEWS STORIES

(39:15) IAN BEING A BOSS ONCE

(41:10) IAN'S DUI STORY

(46:30) RAW - ADAM WEARING HIS MOTHER'S CLOTHES, DESKTOP COMPUTER IN THE CLOSET

(50:20) IAN GETTING A BY KENDRA

(60:45) NICK'S EXPENSIVE DOORBELL

(63:30) LAUREN LAVOIE

(67:00) PICKING UP WOMEN IN A GRAVEYARD, WITH THE NAME CHIZZ

(69:00) MA'AM, IS THIS BOTHERING YOU?

(74:15) NICK WRITING THE FAKE PAGE OF LENA DUNHAM'S BOOK

(83:20) IAN CRUISING

(11-22-2018) god's country, ma'am - Cumtown (130) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) GOD'S COUNTRY, MA'AM

(06:30) THE COMEDIAN A WOMAN WITH DOWN IN HIS CAR

(10:10) STAV TURNING HIS LIFE AROUND AGAIN

(12:00) MALE EMPLOYEES AT COMET PIZZA

(16:40) STAV: "WHAT A COUNTRY. AND IT'S THE BEST. AND IT SCKS"

(22:30) SENDING UNSOLICITED PICS TO A WOMAN: "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HER, SHE LIVES IN CANADA"

(26:20) CALLING BETDSI'S CUSTOMER SERVICE IN THE LIBRARY

(31:50) I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS TONIGHT. IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOU GIVING ME HEAD

(37:30) FINDING NANO

(41:00) ADAM'S CONTOURED

(50:30) PIERRE CIRCUMCISION

(55:20) SYNAGOGUE

(56:45) ADAM SEEING AN OLD GUY COMPLAINING AT THE STORE ABOUT COUPONS

(63:00) JUICE THE MOOSE

(11-19-2018) how bout I f*ckin camp where I want - Cumtown Premium (110) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) JANELLE MULLEN AND STAV THE ROBOT

(01:30) THE SCARECROW FROM WIZARD OF OZ BEING ALLOWED TO SAY THE WORD

(02:30) BICYCLE BY QUEEN PARODY

(03:50) FIANCÉ IS ONLY FOR WOMEN, MEN ARE DANZIGS

(07:30) NICK BEING A PRISON TOURIST

(09:40) IDIOTS WHO BELIEVE RADIO PRANK CALLS - DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL FOR PEOPLE??

(15:00) NO I'VE NEVER LOOKED AT OH KAZAA?? NO, NEVER USED THAT

(17:30) CUSTOMER SERVICE - COWBOY WHO'S ALWAYS A LITTLE BIT AFTER BEING SHOT

(19:10) COWBOY FINDING TWO MEN A WOMAN AND ASKING "MA'AM, ARE THESE MEN BOTHERING YOU?"

(22:00) SLIPPING MEN A DRINK THAT MAKES THEM IMMEDIATELY

(23:45) STAV LOOKING LIKE DOLPH LUNDGREN

(26:00) GETTING BY A DONKEY (IAN)

(32:00) NICK IN RDR2 OFF THE OTHER COWBOYS

(33:30) "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PEOPLE? PEOPLE?? ANIMALS??"

(37:45) I EAT BEAVOIR

(47:30) HOW ABOUT I CAMP WHERE I WANT TO?

(50:20) STAV SINGING THE "TAKE ME TO THE RIVER" PARODY

(55:00) NICK WANTING TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE

(56:00) ARE GOD'S TWEETS FROM 2009

(59:30) NICK'S HALLMARK CARD SUGGESTIONS

(60:30) CALLING UP LULULEMON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SON NOW WEARING THEIR CLOTHES AND BEING A

(63:00) THERE ARE SOME OUT THERE GROWING SOME MONSTERS

(11-15-2018) bad boys 2 - Cumtown (129) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) CTOWN IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...

(00:30) THE OFFSPRING - NOODLES SLAMMING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS

(13:30) NICK AND STAV COMPARING HOW MANY TIMES THEY'VE ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ

(24:00) HO-TEP GUYS SAYING THAT GREEKS STOLE FROM THEIR CULTURE

(28:40) USING PILLS TO OFF TO YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S LINKEDIN PROFILE

(51:00) PRISONERS MAKING DRESSES TO THE GUARDS

(55:00) CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, THE 15M VERSION ON XN

(11-12-2018) my p*nis or tony blankleys - Cumtown Premium (109) May 31, 2025

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(00:00) NICK CATCHING A CHINESE MAN AND PUTTING HIM ON THE TRAIN TRACKS

(03:30) KIDNAPPING ANOTHER CHINESE MAN TO FEED HIM TO AN ALLIGATOR

(24:40) STAV SAYING CHOLERA

(28:50) CHRIS MATTHEWS - MCLAUGHLIN GROUP, TONY BLANKLEY, PAT BUCHANAN

(36:20) STRANGE FRUIT

(39:00) FAMILIES SHOWERING TOGETHER

(43:20) TOM MYERS OWNING STAV - HIM EATING

(49:00) ICP

(54:00) ARE RATS?

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