Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers

Latest Episodes:

Tears of Abroad Jun 20, 2019

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We laugh and cry over the worst/best cities to stretch your teacher paycheck, learn a little about teaching in Vietnam, and discover how a middle school teacher became a billionaire and now the woman of my dreams. Teachers, take time out from contesting your overdraft fees and give this new episode a listen and a share.

Tears of Fame Jun 18, 2019

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Early podcast recording times leave me delirious, but the listener will win with this one. Teachers come out to support my comedy, but leave me in hot water. Grads bash teachers with their speeches, but are they wrong? And can gossip get a kid suspended? If so, let's play operator!

Multi-Level Marketed Tears Jun 13, 2019

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You can listen to this podcast, but first you must recruit four more teachers to sell this podcast for you. Sound like a pyramid scheme? It is. Listen in as we binge wine, and tell you the secret to retiring early. Hint: It involves selling your organs. Listen now to the only podcast approved by Kim Jong IV.

Tears of Yellow Jun 11, 2019

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The beginning of Summer Break is here, but at what cost? Will Devin ever get his checklist completed without seeing red from the yellow? What happens when a Principal decides to take a strip club detour on the field trip, and let's hand out some end of the year trophies to your favorite teacher pet peeves.

Tears of Recitals Jun 04, 2019

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Kids' recitals are the worst. Everyone agrees, and by everyone I mean Mike and myself. Mike tells us of the time he "dominated" local theatre, and the end of the year means the kids have checked out, but we check out long before them sometimes (all the time).

Tears of Protest May 28, 2019

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Teachers take to the streets and get a little help from our WTF (Way Too Factual) picketing signs. A teacher makes six figures teaching Dungeons and Dragons, and we discover a crepe catastrophe.

Tears of The Dap May 21, 2019

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A teacher list of slang goes viral, we all mocked him but then discovered that we might not know what these kids are saying either. Ever have a teacher go off the rails? Are you that teacher? Don't throw your phone at a child, plug in the headphones you took from a student and take a listen.

Tears of The D Drawings May 14, 2019

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How many D's can just one student draw on a desk and why does it have to be so lifelike? What lengths will one teacher go to just to get away from his students? And this podcast is nice and short, because I know, as a teacher, you probably have to pee.

Tears of Parent/Teacher Conferences May 07, 2019

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How many assault charges does it take to become an effective high school coach? And what type of parents do you meet at a PTC? We break them down, with only a minor slow down in the "scohol" zone.

Tears of Grad Bash May 01, 2019

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The ultimate field trip, or the shafting of the century? We decide for you. And like the Masked Magician, I pull back the curtain on the correct way to spell "manner".