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GOLEMS Apr 16, 2016

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Colin, Gnollbard, and special guest Greg talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about GOLEMS!

- make yourself a Mud Man
- or maybe a Stone Lady
- a Wood Boy?
- Flesh Son??
- make yourself a Car that can also turn into a Person

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MINOTAURS Apr 02, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about MINOTAURS!

- Don’t have sex with a Sacred Bull
- Labyrinths but, like, in the social construct sense
- Plague Shifters can even cure Foot and Mouth Disease!
- a complete rundown of Minotaur race relations
- In which we accidentally don’t talk about Minotaurs making glass and dirt labyrinths for ants to then make labyrinth inside of

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HUMANS Apr 01, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about HUMANS!

Probably the single most requested race we’ve ever gotten, we hope you enjoy this landmark episode. Happy April and we’ll see you next episode!

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FAIRIES Mar 19, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about FAIRIES!

- Everything is a Fairy
- Puck with the head of a Jerk
- The Min side of Min Maxing
- Parallel Worlds and You
- Tactical Wand Fire Fights

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CENTAURS, HARPIES, SPHINXES, LAMIA, and DRIDERS Mar 06, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about CENTAURS, HARPIES, SPHINXES, LAMIA, and DRIDERS!

- Horses hate the Woods
- Which Half should be the Human Half
- Sphinx Law
- A Healthy diet of Children
- Zen Spiderism

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TENGU Feb 20, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard with special guest Sara talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about TENGU!
- How to be Scary and Protect Buddhism
- The Beak of Vecna
- Buff Bird People, Slight Bird People, Bird People with Tusks
- Turians 101: A Complete Survey
- Don’t go leaving Mackerel on a Mountain
Join us next time for the SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY MONSTER MUSUME MYTHOLOGICAL MENAGERIE SPECIAL!
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DRYADS Feb 06, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about DRYADS!

- Most Fan Fiction is better than Greek Myth
- If you were a Treent wood you leaf your roots behind?
- Creepy Satanic Bush Goblins
- Castlevania
- Giant Chompy Mouth Plants

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RATFOLK Jan 23, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about RATFOLK!

- Rats of the True, False, Fancy, and King varieties

- Where DID that giant horse cart at the beginning of Redwall come from?

- Betrayal, Treason, and Back Stabbing

- Mice, because what are Rats, anyways?

- Nezumi, Ritonga, the Skritt, and hardly anything about Dungeons and Dragons

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DRAGONS Jan 10, 2016

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk at absolute length about DRAGONS!

- Proper Dragon Pronunciation
- Why the best Dragon Literature comes from the 1960s
- a Horde of Spoilers
- Burnination and other Topics
- By sun and moon, switching stance, two as one, druids, dance!

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ORCS Dec 26, 2015

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Colin and Gnollbard talk about your favorite monsters, spooks, and nasty guys that inhabit your fantasy settings. This week we talk about ORCS!

- Ogres, Huercos, and the God of Death
- Why does your god need two eyes, anyways?
- Getcha bits togetha ya Git
- The most you will ever hear about Elves on Creature Culture
- A Horde of Puns

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