Coward Hour

Harvey's Inferno Jun 20, 2021

We keep talking about The Wheel, whether you like it or not.

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Nik Gets Drunk and Eats Bugs, pt. 1 (w/ Kevin Tienken) Jun 15, 2021

Kevin from Brain Jail returns to help Brendan bully Nik into eating bugs. Watch this week's Patreon ep to see it with your own eyes.

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Beware the Nephilim Jun 07, 2021

We have a pretty normal episode for the first hour then the wheels fly off and we start spiraling about aliens.

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Slipknot Jumpsuit (w/ @RealOnlineBoy) May 30, 2021

Sam AKA @RealOnlineBoy joins us to share his reasonable opinions in the most upsetting manner humanly possible.

Note: Sam was immediately banned from Hinge following the recording of this episode.

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A Divided Room (w/ Nate Fisher) May 24, 2021

Nate Fisher from A Closer Look podcast joins us to discuss nude drinking and just how much you'd have to pay to go through a car wash without a car.

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Isaac's Glasses, pt. 1 (w/ Isaac Hirsch) May 17, 2021

Isaac returns to show us all just how he sits in a chair.

Watch Isaac's new sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd7GluPRbEY

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Rhino (w/ Daniel Cabral) May 10, 2021

Daniel Cabral from Sleepover returns to the cast to celebrate the XFL, discuss the many threats against his life, and recount his habit as a 6-year-old of Louieing his dad's friends.

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The Mountain Top May 03, 2021

Brendan and Nik discuss Nik's dangerous need to sleep in Ubers, pissing off of mountains, and goth Veterans.

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Do Something Real Apr 26, 2021

Nik reveals the existence of a horrible comedy special he filmed when he was 18.

Spicy Tuna (w/ LeMaire Lee) Apr 19, 2021

A shirtless and disoriented LeMaire Lee from the Panties in the Mouth podcast joins us to completely misremember every detail of the movie Gattaca.

Devil Baby (w/ Shayne Smith) Apr 12, 2021

Shayne Smith from Cowboy Boys joins us to discuss horny Italian ASMR and the sexiness of having antisocial personality disorder.

What if Don Draper was Nude? Apr 05, 2021

Imagine, if you will.

Live Leak (w/ Sean Preston) Mar 28, 2021

Sean Preston from the Night Moves podcast visits to discuss Nik stealing his car and Brendan's hostile texting style.

The Greek Myth Mar 22, 2021

We speculate about the Mormon religion and Brendan's newfound ability to touch his toes, which everyone knows is step one of sucking your own dick.

Incel Shading (w/Tim Butterly) Mar 14, 2021

Tim Butterly from Dad Meat joins us to pitch a bold new direction for Looney Tunes, encourage Brendan to do drugs, and ponder about the speed running community.

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Nice Set (w/ Nate Marshall) Mar 08, 2021

Nate Marshall of the Panties in the Mouth podcast joins us to spiral about failure and pitch a bold plan to end pedophilia once and for all.

Space Jam 2 Has Betrayed Us Mar 04, 2021

If they don't bring back hot Lola Rabbit we will commit a grand crime. Coward Hour shirts are back in stock: The Hard Times Official Store │ Coward Hour Podcast Shirt

The Holster Stays On (w/ Jace Avery) Feb 26, 2021

Jace Avery joins us to compare notes on getting fired and how our brains have disintegrated.

Stealth Mode Feb 19, 2021

Nik returns from hospital jail to cook up some important strategies.

Stealing People's Food and Leaving Early Feb 11, 2021

We discuss various fast food-related mistakes, the freedom of living with your parents, and the brilliant philosophy of Brendan's ex coworker.

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Posting in a Nik Oldershaw Thread Feb 04, 2021

The boys spiral face to face once again to discuss wanting to join a cult, middle aged crust punks, and more of Nik's horrifying online teenage behavior.

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Scooter Boys (w/ Tom Brink) Jan 30, 2021

Tom Brink of the Forced Opinions podcast returns once again to sell us on the sublime thrill of possessing a hog.

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The Talk (w/ Mike Rainey) Jan 21, 2021

Mike Rainey from Dad Meat joins us to discuss beating off and dying alone in the desert.

Skeleton Roommate Jan 07, 2021

We discuss various ways in which it would be a nuisance to live with a skeleton, getting lost in the bit, and Nik's misfortune of being trapped between the law and his father.

Bonus episodes every week on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

LeMaire's Revenge (Guest Host LeMaire Lee) Dec 30, 2020

LeMaire Lee returns in triumph to fill in for Nik while he is in Maryland contracting Covid-19.

The Skunk (Guest Hosts Josh Kuderna and Eric Glaeser) Dec 23, 2020

Coward Hour East Coast is back, baby! Nik is still in Maryland so Josh Kuderna and Eric Glaeser fill in for Brendan and return to the cast for another powwow in The City That Reads. No intro on this one, just dive right in. Josh's podcast: The Digression Sessions Eric's podcast: Live From The Studio Mandatory listening, they both fucking rule.

Brendan's Hour Special Dec 16, 2020

This one's for the gamers.

The History of Clowning (w/ Brendan Cooney) Dec 10, 2020

@CooneyorDie joins us to discuss Nik's impending blindness and our mutual mistrust/fear of clowns who aren't The Joker.

V.A.T.S. Dec 03, 2020

Max Landis' Skeleton is in Jail for 500 Years Nov 25, 2020

You heard it here first, folks.

We Demand to Know if it's a News Show or Not (w/ Dylan Farr) Nov 17, 2020

We interrogate Dylan Farr, official artist of Coward Hour, to find out if his show Not a News Show is a news show or not.

An Unfortunately Horny Episode Nov 10, 2020

We break our non horny oath and unfortunately get up to some monkey business.

Pirate Radio Oct 29, 2020

We have talked on many episodes about our desire to podcast from the high seas. Today, we finally have a plan.

The Batman who Fucks Oct 22, 2020

We pitch a new line of Batman comics where he's a fascist who has sex. Brendan's brain has become a powerful conduit for electricity.

The Elephant Oct 15, 2020

We debut our rival, leftist pedophile conspiracy theory to compete with Qanon, and Nik shares his grand plot to end Brendan's brain once and for all.

Crack (w/ Matt Harrison) Oct 09, 2020

Matt Harrison returns to discuss his horrible medical transformation after poisoning himself in the Chesapeake. Nik recounts one of his greatest mistakes.

Orange Oct 01, 2020

We discuss world events, Brendan's community college follies, teenage behaviors, and other wretched topics.

Alley Beers Sep 24, 2020

We hit on all the Coward Hour cornerstone topics. Brendan's poor mental health, hospital jail, acid, the apocalypse, and our bad dicks all in good measure.

Mamba Mentality (w/ Daniel Cabral & Isaac Hirsch) Sep 18, 2020

Returning guests Daniel and Isaac join Brendan to discuss Nik fleeing the state for dubious reasons, Isaac's increasingly shitty house, and how Daniel applies Kobe's work ethic to fucking.

Return of The Rude Latino Sep 11, 2020

Our anonymous pal with a promising career @bhbolivar returns to lay the foundation for his tragic downfall.

The Cage (w/ Tom Brink) Sep 04, 2020

Tom Brink from the Forced Opinions podcast returns to discuss a perhaps fatal mistake Nik made at work.

The Gila Monster, Part II (w/ Chris Wood) Aug 28, 2020

Check out Chris's podcast Oral Presentations wherever you listen to podcasts.

The Gila Monster, Part I (w/ Chris Wood) Aug 21, 2020

Chris Wood of the Oral Presentations podcast joins us to discuss living in squalor, resembling a dolphin, and all of our respective declines during quarantine.

Let us Reboot Spike TV Aug 14, 2020

We would do a good job rebooting Spike TV.

What if Seinfeld was The Sopranos, pt. 1 (w/ Robbie Goodwin) Aug 07, 2020

Robbie Goodwin returns to tell us how Luigi's mansion is just too scary.

Listen to parts 2 and 3 on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Check out more of Robbie on The Loud Boys podcast.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loud-boys/id1506805265

Garfield: He's Here Jul 30, 2020

We did it, baby.

Listen to Brendan's stand up mix-tape: I'm a Small Man.

http://brendankrick.bandcamp.com/album/im-a-small-man

Best of #51-100 Jul 28, 2020

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Each week, America's #1 cowards spiral on mic, commit gaffes, and continue their descent into conspiracy-laden mental illness. Coward Hour is the least-informed current events podcast. Trust your gut, arm yourself, and prepare for The Event.

Fish and Dish (w/ Robert Benfer) Jul 24, 2020

Robert Benfer returns to discuss his cursed penis, and several other topics.

Data Mining the Dick (w/ Isaac Hirsch) Jul 16, 2020

Isaac Hirsch returns from his Ant Hole to discuss when the dick clips through the pussy.

Vincent Gallo's Pants (w/ LowRes Wünderbred) - Jul 09, 2020

Filmmaker LowRes Wünderbred stops by to talk about shooting a feature in the middle of a pandemic, Ben Affleck’s disgusting affinity for treats and purchasing secondhand clothes from disgraced actors. Check out the new season of [CMFRT_SYSTMS] at https://lowreswunderbred.net

Gun Refund Jul 02, 2020

Barndog recounts buying a gun, immediately regretting it, and returning it to the store. This week's guest, Ghislaine Maxwell, had to cancel last minute.

The Pyramid Jun 25, 2020

We once again discuss friend of the cast Mel Gibson.

The Moral Jun 18, 2020

We discuss sinfully occupying cars, Nik's best and worst nights of being homeless, and Nik caps it off with one of the all time darkest Coward Hour stories.

Out of Our Depth Jun 11, 2020

We get riled up about the news, lose confidence, spiral, and become absolutely confounded by gold.

LeMaire's Law (w/ LeMaire Lee) Jun 04, 2020

LeMaire Lee, a dear friend of the cast, returns for a remote episode to baffle us with his notions.

We Understand Basketball May 30, 2020

We once again assure the listenership that Brendan has never had sex.

Nik Shares a Detail May 21, 2020

We return from our week off due to Nik's skull developing a horrible problem. Please throw up hosannas for Nik's wretched skull.

Barndog Drops a Track May 07, 2020

We continue our quarantine spiral. Nik is the victim of a dark plot. Brendan has gained weight.

We're Resistance Guys Now Apr 30, 2020

Watch your back, President Cheeto! You freakin idiot

Late Night Apr 23, 2020

America's Favorite Boys continue to respond to quarantine by spiraling, embracing conspiracy theories, and embracing their id. Many would call this a foreshadowing of dark things to come, but those people would be wrong.

Don't Match with the Boys in the Well Apr 17, 2020

The Well is a dark place full of boys, whom you must not match with, for fear of grave consequence.

Castle Doctrine Apr 09, 2020

The world is ending and our lives remain unchanged. Brendan recounts the latest saga at his horrible job, Nik details his contempt for anyone who dares speak to him at work and they both examine and dissect Joe Biden's technique for gripping toddlers.

Skillet Dogs Apr 02, 2020

Nik has discovered a tantalizing new treat. The boys weigh the pros and cons of phone sex, and then reminisce about the horrible apartments they used to have to have sex in.

Bitches Brew Mar 26, 2020

Double feature as compensation for the hiatus, for which we are deeply embarrassed, and hope to one day regain our lost honor.

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Back in the Saddle Mar 26, 2020

We are back after a short hiatus due to Brendan catching the damn Rona.

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The Sand Timer (w/ Alice Hamilton) Mar 04, 2020

Comedian Alice Hamilton joins us to discuss her interracial MAGA parents, her 5x great-grandfather's sexual prowess, and other vile topics.

Total Ball Control (w/ Andy Holt) Feb 27, 2020

Hard Drive Editor Andy Holt joins us to discuss Ace Watkins, being wifed up, and revisit our anti-circ sentiments.

Ghost Stories (w/ Kevin Tienken) Feb 21, 2020

Kevin from @BrainJailPod joins us to poison his good name and lose the respect of his family forever.

A Rude Proposal Feb 14, 2020

We lose our minds wrestling with the computer, a vile device which has betrayed us once again.

Egg Pussy Feb 06, 2020

We're all in on goop.

Odyssey of the Mind (w/ Isaac Hirsch) Jan 31, 2020

We regroup after a failed high-concept episode with returning guest Isaac Hirsch, a man of bones and skin. Brendan as always unearths a terrible memory as he is cursed to do.

BONUS MINISODE: Live at The Pack Bootleg Jan 27, 2020

We convened in a public forum to discuss our good beliefs and grow our vast army.

Romp (w/ Chase McNeill) Jan 24, 2020

The boys are joined by Chase McNeill, host of the Fuck This Place Podcast. He espouses the virtues of tiktok and learning to accept your partner's ass despite all of it's faults before giving the cowards a much needed pep talk about keeping your sanity the digital age. it's a fun one.

Boy Army Jan 17, 2020

Ari's not on this one.

The Orb, Part II (Ari's Hole) Jan 10, 2020

The reviled Ari Kaplan returns against the will of our listenership to discuss his beautiful, glistening hole.

Please Finish Your Skull Jan 04, 2020

It is extremely important not to leave the house with your skull half done.

How To Lose Your Head In Ten Days (w/ Josh Kuderna and Eric Glaeser) Dec 20, 2019

On this special Baltimore edition of Coward Hour Nik is joined by two heroes of the local scene, Josh Kuderna and Eric Glaeser. They discuss shadow people, dented heads and what to do when your girl start fuckin’ Terry Bradshaw, the leader of ISIS.

Blood Diamonds (w/ Dan Donahue & Nate Fisher) Dec 13, 2019

Brendan is joined by comedians Dan Donahue and Nate Fisher to discuss dark family histories, The Irishman, Brendan and Nate's misfortunes, and Dan's many triumphs.

The Rude Latino, Part 2 (w/ @bhbolivar) Dec 06, 2019

On our historic 69th episode, we completely blow it by not realizing it was #69 or acknowledging it in any way. What a missed opportunity. Christ. How will we ever forgive ourselves? What a mess.

The Rude Latino, Part 1 (w/ @bhbolivar) Nov 29, 2019

We are joined by our scholarly friend Julian, a learned man with a promising career who cannot under any circumstances be linked to this podcast in google search results.

Communion Nov 23, 2019

Brendan fucks up the stream like a complete dolt. Surely there will be consequence for this.

We Exhumed Al Jolson Nov 15, 2019

We discuss a realistic Blade movie, pitch a Sopranos sequel starring us, and defy death and cancellation by streaming the episode live, a daring high-wire act all must respect.

A Legitimate Profession Nov 08, 2019

We discuss Nik's experience as an extra on a porn shoot, destroying our cars as teenagers, and speculate on the Mayan religion.

Haircut on the Inside Nov 01, 2019

We speculate on the origin of antique medical procedures, celebrate the destruction of knowledge, and denigrate our own penises.

Horny Symphony (w/ Daniel Cabral) Oct 25, 2019

Our fabled Mexican pal Daniel stops in to make Coward Hour history.

The Decision to Get Hard Oct 18, 2019

We discuss acquiring your father's brain, and how it will lead to ruin.

Letters to the Romans Oct 11, 2019

On this episode of Coward Hour, we discuss Nik's cloaca, a hole that he has, which we feel is very good!

Coward Jail (w/ Brain Jail) Oct 04, 2019

Swap cast with Brain Jail! (https://brainjail.podbean.com/) Five raucous boys in a damn garage. We chose to record this podcast instead of doing crimes at the Joker movie.

The Scripture Sep 27, 2019

In this week's episode, Nik and Brendan discuss sandwich confrontations, Philly Jesus, being high and mad, and as always, The Clown Prince of Crime.

The Discourse (w/ TimH) Sep 20, 2019

The Cowards are joined by YouTuber Tim "TimH" Hautekiet to discuss Tim's first impressions of America, racist Belgian holiday traditions, the SNL scandal.

Symbol of Immortality Sep 13, 2019

On this week's Coward Hour Brendan and Nik ponder the origins of the peacocks in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, re-examine the possibilities of Human/Ape hybrids and fantasize about destroying an alt-comedy show with the power of Christian prayer.

Academic Suspension Sep 06, 2019

On this week's Coward Hour the boys discuss current and past pills, failing out of community college, they ponder if the suicide hotline is a commissions-based call center job, and Nik reveals his dark, hitherto unmentioned former occupation.

The Venom Joker Aug 30, 2019

On this week's Coward Hour, America's Favorite Boys discuss a hypothetical Venom Joker, the most powerful and righteous man either one of them can imagine.

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Covered in Ants (w/ Isaac Hirsch) Aug 23, 2019

Isaac Hirsch, Brendan's disgraced former roommate whom he betrayed, returns to the cast from his ant-infested home to settle the score.

Coward Hour After Dark Aug 16, 2019

The boys convene at The Witching Hour to discuss their pirate radio podcasting boat, Brendan's ill-advised self-reflection, and Nik's inability to order drinks.

Cruising in Leakin Park Aug 09, 2019

On the one-year-anniversary episode of Coward Hour, Brendan reveals that he has been keeping a second, secret sword. Nik has been training himself to learn how to cry again. The boys discuss cursed videos they watch when company is over, and both express deep admiration for their hero Dan Bell.

Baseball Sucks Aug 02, 2019

Nik and Brendan discuss the various ways they disappointed their fathers in childhood, which celebrity chefs will survive the apocalypse, and Brendan's dangerous new reddit-sourced diet and its consequences.

Welcome to Our Army Jul 26, 2019

Nik and Brendan discuss various lizards they might pulverize.

Best of #1-50 Jul 21, 2019

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