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**COSMIC TAKES™️**

Tess is a queer self help astrologer who engages astrology in a mindful and not “overly” complicated way. They engage in viewer questions, astrological concepts, and weekly horoscopes. Each episode, Tess gives their hot take™️ on the latest topics penetrating spiritualism, astrology, and everyday life.

Latest Episodes:

SEX DEMONS + New Moon Horoscope [ANNOUNCEMENT] Jul 30, 2019

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A conversation about sex demons and your new moon horoscope

Tough times Jun 20, 2019

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Tess gives an overview of what astrologers are calling the "worst week of the year." With intense Pluto forming an opposition to Mercury and Mars we are feeling the brute of this compulsive energy. Tess gives some tips on how to work constructively around this time as well as a look into July

Losing Friends + Full Moon in Libra Mar 19, 2019

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A listener wrote in for advice on how to deal with losing friends and ultimately, feeling "lost" in life and needing guidance on how to rediscover her purpose.

Aries Season begins Wednesday with a Full Moon in Libra in critical 0 degrees. Join Tess as they give you a brief overview for the first week of the Spring Equinox

Femmes Talking Sh*t: Astrology, Career, and Social Media Feb 22, 2019

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Today's episode I'm welcomed by my best friend and roommate where we wind down, let loose, and talk about astrological topics, some funny stories, and true wisdom

Mars: Entitlement and Ownership + February Forecast Feb 12, 2019

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Today's episode we talk about brooding and explosive Mars. We all have Mars in our charts and for some of us, it can be stronger or weaker. How exactly do we handle a prominent presence mars? How exactly do we handle a malfunctioning Mars? Listen to find out some tips.

This episode also features forecast for the month of February. We have Mars moving to Taurus and a flaming Mars conjunct Uranus.

Let's Get Eclipse-y Jan 05, 2019

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Wow, we are already in the threshold of Eclipse Season! Our first Eclipse of the year is happening today (January 5th): Solar Eclipse in 15-degree Capricorn. Not sure what Eclipses are? You've come to the right place.

song: "Eclipse" by Kim Lip (LOONA)

Cancer Full Moon + Horoscopes Dec 22, 2018

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Our last full moon of the year is occurring in the retrospective sign of Cancer. Our emotional natures will become tenderized but vulnerability is not weakness. This is a chance to be open and committed to developing a plan to better secure your wellbeing. That requires the process of letting go while also working towards building a better future for you and your loved ones.

Transness in Astrology + Full Moon in Gemini Nov 21, 2018

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In honor of Trans Day of Remembrance we are going to be addressing the importance of inclusivity of trans individuals in the world of Astrology and how, we, as lovers of Astrology need to be shifting paradigms to be more open to marginalized identities. Oh, and yeah, we are talking about the Full Moon in Gemini happening on Thanksgiving day

Weekly Forecast: Transits, Voting, and Q&A Nov 06, 2018

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this episode we explore the many transformative transits happening this week: new moon in scorpio, jupiter in sagittarius, uranus in aries and north node in cancer. we will also be detouring around the important Election Day and answering some of your questions!

Scorpio + Full Moon in Taurus Horoscopes Oct 25, 2018

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little brief intro on scorpio + scorpio energy and everything to know about the full moon in taurus + your HOROSCOPES!