Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

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Knickhead Triangle: Cookies 509 Teaser May 19, 2025

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Full episode available for Patreon subscribers—lock in! Mexican boat crash (3:02), heil hater and shameful art (13:05), outdoor boys go inside (29:23), who will watch the watch-wearers? (40:42), Boston leprechauns exposed (58:05), the exotification of Nikola Jokic (1:14:06), Knicks vs hicks preview (1:34:52), Minnesota's former Knicks vs different hicks (1:48:22).

Howl at the Moon: Cookies 508 May 13, 2025

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Get every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Lore of the Tuesday pod (1:10), 2 broke 2 drink (7:02), basic = punk? (17:31), stolen Gen X valor (25:33), Sam Altman's tragic kitchen (48:03), Knicks humiliate Celtics (1:01:26), storytelling implications of Denver vs OKC (1:32:26), NBA lottery conspiracies (1:44:06).

Tortilla Flats: Cookies 507 Teaser May 05, 2025

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Full pod is instantly available for subscribers to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Vet leadership (1:30), modern brainmelt (11:20), GPT psychosis (29:01), West Village girlies (48:11), Warriors beat Rockets, Jalen Green vilification (1:01:43), James Harden scapegoated again (1:18:04), Knicks' chances against Boston (1:30:28), Indiana takes Game 1 (1:55:04).

Worm Control: Cookies 506 Apr 28, 2025

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A fridge too far (6:02), Lorde of the underground (13:42), The Accountant 2: more accountants (22:31), Mets hats and regional loyalty (27:06), man vs gorilla (39:22), NBA weakest link theory (47:15), JJ Redick's war of attrition (1:03:32), crimes of the Hart (1:12:42), what's next for the Grizz and the Bucks? (1:30:29).

God Is My Copilot: Cookies 505 (Teaser) Apr 21, 2025

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Full episode is available for Cookies Hoops Patreon subscribers! On this week's episode: Hegseth enters the chat (1:35), friendly architecture (15:32), sports bars (35:23), The Rehearsal 2: More Rehearsals (44:32), Aerosmith (54:17), Jaylen Brown on the mic (1:05:02), NBA Playoff fever: Knicks, Thunder, Grizzlies (1:15:19), Jokic vs SGA for MVP (1:40:03).

Ratpack-Shaped Hole: Cookies 504 Apr 14, 2025

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Get every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Chinese luxury revenge (3:02), direwolves = back (31:22), restaurant frescos and neoclassicism (39:31), Luka returns to Dallas (57:10), post-Malone Nuggets (1:07:22), DPOY size queens (1:20:01), Knicks x Pistons preview (1:32:01), a merciful end to the Sixers season of predictable misfortune (1:46:13).

Stop Being Poor: Cookies 503 Teaser Apr 07, 2025

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Full episode is available for Cookies Hoops Patreon subscribers! Andrew invents the dumpling burrito (1:23), we're talking tariffs (7:32), the unsung legacy of Paris Hilton (21:32), Y2K bugging out (31:03), Elizabeth Street Garden debate (46:21), Cooper Flagg: exposed or exactly as expected? (1:01:32), Russell Westbrook and accountability fetishists (1:18:30), Goldsberry's plan to ban the corner 3 (1:39:02), Thompson twins are the human update (1:51:03).

Neanderthal Mind: Cookies 502 Mar 31, 2025

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Morgan Wallen flees SNL for God's Country (12:03), Studio Ghibli (21:03), Todd Solondz and difficult art (35:32), NCAA tournament (54:08), Stephen A. Smith enters his decline era (1:08:32), Tom of Finland: the surprise coaching change in Memphis (1:19:03), Italian feast fallout—RJ Luis enters the transfer portal (1:44:02).

Black Sheep: Cookies 501 (Teaser) Mar 24, 2025

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Full episode is available now on the Cookies Hoops Patreon. Subscribe and lock in! Morning routines (1:35), the lost art of hollering (15:04), "Adolescence" (34:03), Kanye returns (40:42), NCAA hosts an Italian feast (53:32), basketball math (1:06:43), Cooper Flagg comparisons (1:23:33), NBA rookies (1:29:05).

Been Trill: Cookies 500 Mar 17, 2025

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Canal Street sidewalk drama (6:30), Playboi Carti and 2016 nostalgia (20:15), dead internet theory (36:05), March Madness (57:32), NBA TV: sitcoms, docs, and movies (1:07:29), unethical MVP candidates (1:19:02), Giannis stares into the void (1:35:21). Listen to every episode in its full, glorious entirety by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon this instant!

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