Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

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Satan's Shawl: Cookies 586 Oct 26, 2026

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They said it couldn't be done: podcasters react to local publication's "best restaurants" list (8:22), Andrew biking around and contemplating dead internet theory (29:19), foldable phones and brain rearrangement (35:15), remembering the West Village circa 2013 (48:06), Jaylen Brown, Jayson Tatum and the little green sleight of hand (1:05:11), Darius Acuff arrives in a 2004 "Ball Above All" DVD case (1:22:01), Ty Jerome is NYC's new superstar and the exhilarating Grizzlies (1:31:32), happy birthday to Devin Booker, toiling in obscurity (1:50:39).

Private Equity #1: Cookies 585 Teaser Oct 19, 2026

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Listen to the entire episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Join us for the NBA opener at Socceria (1:02), Billy Jones Way (5:16), "Take Care" listening sessions (8:25), ball hogs (17:54), Vanderbiltization of NYC (28:18), bodega beverage laws (35:41), jobs that computers and robots can't replace (50:22), spoils of winning an NBA chip (1:01:33), achilles injuries (1:07:03), theoretical Mexico City franchise (1:32:17)

Flipping Birds: Cookies 584 Oct 13, 2026

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Predictable grievances about food influencers (12:22), Kelly Clarkson mistaken for poor by Big Necromancy (22:01), Grimes' Bed-Stuy redemption (40:29), RIP Russian bot farms (49:03), Cooper Flagg's coniferous new logo (1:05:22), the Little Green Hand is now patting Paul George on the back (1:17:32), NBA rookie watch: AJ, Peterson, Boozer, Wilson (1:32:11), Ben Simmons might be back-ish (1:45:33) and avoids being roasted by Kings owner Vivek Ranadive (1:54:22).

OG Wookie: Cookies 583 Oct 06, 2026

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Listen to the full episode (and every full episode) by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Chinatown food crawl 1:18, lost wookie culture 11:32, pumping thoughts at the brain gym (26:19), is the Russian plague another psyop (45:22), Sixers x Knicks (1:05:23), Karl-Anthony Towns wants a new contract (1:30:32), Millennial vs Gen Z pickup ball culture (1:32:03), Blazers announcer fired for offensive comments (1:40:44).

Goose Noose: Cookies 582 Oct 02, 2026

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In praise of emotional gatherings (1:04), the death of web-surfing (13:22), AI intrusiveness continues (27:03), "Primetime" movie chitchat (48:15), subway tile art (55:27), Isiah Thomas returns to his rightful home at MSG (1:10:21), are the Spurs leaning into being heels? (1:18:29), Sacramento Kings' hot mic extravaganza (1:32:39), institution of new "push off" rule (1:42:25).

Junk Wax: Cookies 581 Teaser Sep 25, 2026

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Subscribe to the Cookies Hoops Pateron and listen to the full episode—and every full episode! Gen Alpha secret coms (4:21), Toys "R" Us gritty, adults-only reboot (14:35), our Kalshi ahh society (34:18), the rebirth of muckraking (48:22), New York art week highlights (1:07:04), Tyler Herro's homage to TJ Ford (1:10:16), Keyonte George gets hisextension (1:17:33), someone's gotta be bad! (1:30:32), ESPN top 100 (1:40:12).

Monkey Business: Cookies 580 Sep 16, 2026

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9/11 tribute week (1:20), RIP to our friend Lucien Smith (24:12), AI doomsday scenarios (43:02), Linsanity revisited yet again (1:02:31), NBA crazy tiers (1:19:05), Jalen Duren free agency lingers (1:28:22), unexplored role player prototypes and the unique value of anomalies (1:40:01).

Asian Mount Rushmore: Cookies 579 Sep 09, 2026

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Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! What happened to weed culture? (1:30), tall dude at the concert privilege (12:01), 9/11 and Kirkversary (23:22), influencers pillage the US Open (41:27), Pablo vindicated, Clippers punished (1:06), Amen Thompson signs max deal (1:33:22), our GOAT Ben Simmons is back (1:44:08).

Super Juicy: Cookies 578 Sep 01, 2026

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Listen to every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Evolution of NYC bike culture (2:30), Lake America (10:010, building our own kill switches (18:33), Meta glasses at Basement (21:41), avant-garde AI menus (29:02), Hasan Piker vs the Fishhook (43:05), where is 80s rap playable? (58:22), the Pinoy Step Era has arrived (1:11), Jalen Brunson vs SGA and the rhetorical spoils of war (1:24:02), we complain about another Kuminga new cycle and then talk about him (1:41:17), Evan Turner's midrange (1:56:03).

Young and Husky: Cookies 577 Teaser Aug 25, 2026

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Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! We are now intellectual giants (2:43), corporate raves (17:04), Rick Rubin champion of AI (22:42), dive bars in New York City (45:22), if the BQE is here to stay for power broker motorists (1:02:06), Chalamet vs Nets (1:10:02), is Jokic dying on the vine in Denver? (1:15:04), Ausar Thompson and Jalen Duren (1:35:04), NBA ownership financial imbroglios (1:42), Klay Thompson to Miami (1:32).

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