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On The Surface With Bethelzda The Gross Presents: Human Sex (Episode 2) Jan 18, 2023

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Is a “boner” a collector of bones? Does Cool teenKate Sisk have a “boob kink?” In this episode you’ll learn about Human Sex, with help from comedians Jessie Jolles (Happily Ever Heard Of It), Claire Burns (Clarify Your Day), and Bethelzda, a giant worm. Theme song by Brooks Allison.

ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS:

Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons

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On The Surface With Bethelzda The Gross Presents: Human Drag (Episode 1) Jan 11, 2023

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Is “eleganza” a beautiful bug’s name? Is a “death drop” just what happened to that teenager that fell down my hole? In this episode you’ll learn about Human Drag, with help from comedians Nathan Pearson (Secure The Gag), Chris Burns/Fat Carrie Bradshaw (Middle Children), and me, a giant worm.

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The Janelis J Show (Presents): Let’s Get Hype- Party Edition (Episode 4) Jan 04, 2023

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Things are getting so heavy and too serious so what better way to lighten it up then to get lit. Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) is out “sick” (he quit because of creative differences) so Janelis is joined by prodigy of Fat Man Scoop and professional hype man, The Fat Doctor (David Rey Martinez) to talk about hot topics like how the global temperature is HEATING UP. Then she is joined by reggaetonero Memeito (Mariel Grullon) who is an ambassador and whose global appeal gets confusing as Janelis realizes that Memeito is not really speaking any intelligible language.

ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:
Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez

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The Janelis J Show Presents: Radical Transparency (Episode 3) Dec 28, 2022

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After learning the term Radical Transpercy from a homosexual man on Instagram Janelis decides to bare it all for her fans. Joined by cohost Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) Janelis embraces vulnerability and decides to talk about what she believes are her mental health issues but are just oversimplified google searches. Janelis also has a long-time fan (Bridgette Rizkalla) call in to try to get her husband (Alexis Pereira) to admit she cheated on her with the waitress at Applebee’s. Finally, Janelis interviews rapper Nicki Minaj (Corin Wells) who is so bad at not incriminating herself it makes Janelis blush.

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The Janelis J Show Presents: LEGAL ISSUES (Episode 2) Dec 21, 2022

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In this episode, iHeartRadio's legal team is pissed and threatens to take Janelis off the air if she doesn’t start saying allegedly statements that are unconfirmed. In true Janelis fashion, she does too much and Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) tries to pick up the pieces. They later are joined by (Maritime) Lawyer Angelina Jenkins (Andrea Coleman-Jones) to take some calls from listeners (Alexis Pereira and Bridgette Rizkalla) asking for legal advice. Finally, we wrap up the episode with an expert on getting arrested Katt Williams (James III) who tries to justify his rap sheet.

ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:

Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez

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The Janelis J Show Presents: Janelis is back! (Episode 1) Dec 14, 2022

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In her iHeartRadio debut Janelis is joined by her co-host Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) to bring down the house but hope they don’t get taken off-air like the other 3 stations they were at. In this episode, they cover SCALDING hot topics in her Tea Time with Janelis segment like how Jada Pinkett Smith’s Brother’s Assistant was making out with a white man from HBO. Janelis then has a pissy advice segment and then a no holds barred interview with writer, director, and professional cornball Otis Carter (Jonathan Braylock) about his latest film “Homemade Cooking” that has such regressive racial politics its sure to get an Oscar or whatever.

ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:
Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Politics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez

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Libelous: Confessions of a Fake News Writer Presents: The Documentary (Episode 4) Dec 07, 2022

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With a new perspective on his life’s work, Omari tries to do some damage control by producing an exposé on himself. While staying in control of his own narrative sounds great, it proves difficult to also be believably objective. (Featuring Michael Gutierrez)

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Libelous: Confessions of a Fake News Writer Presents: Feedback (Episode 3) Nov 30, 2022

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Omari is on a mission to show the Peabodys a lesson, resorting to his old tricks of lies and buffoonery. This tried-and-true method backfires when he comes face-to-face with his loyal followers for the first time. (Featuring Rachel LaForce)

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Libelous: Confessions of a Fake News Writer Presents: Lawsuit Shmawsuit (Episode 2) Nov 23, 2022

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Omari takes us on a tour through a day in the life at Omari Accurate News, pulling back the curtain on his creative process and introducing us to some of his staff, including his very stressed-out lawyer. The day takes a turn when Omari gets some bad news. (Featuring David Danipour)

ABOUT RAPHAEL CHESTANG:

You can see host Raphael Vargas Chestang live, hosting the standup comedy show "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" at UCB, or on Netflix in "The G Word with Adam Conover" streaming now. Make sure to follow him on Instagram @rchestang and Twitter @ChestangRaphael. Check out this month "DEFinitely Comedy Jam" on TUES 11/29 and purchase tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/definitely-comedy-jam-tickets-444774441327?aff=ALLEVENTS

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Libelous: Confessions of a Fake News Writer Presents: Master Communicator (Episode 1) Nov 16, 2022

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Controversial playboy billionaire Omari Broadwater built a multi-media news empire on baseless claims and wild conjecture. Now, as one of the world’s most influential figures, the reckless (once laughable) headlines of the Omari Accurate News network seem to be a part of Omari’s master plan to amass the kingmaking power he currently wields, but is it? What does Omari mean when he says words? To find out, journalist Connor Wabash looks into Omari’s beginnings to dig into the psyche of this huge dumbass. (Featuring Patrick McDonald)

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