Closet Confessions

Latest Episodes:

“Just f off” May 08, 2023

Show notes

What we are NOT doing is policing reactions, and there’s some strong words about it in this episode.

In the closet this week, Candice confesses who’s been drying her downstairs up and Sarel gets A LOT off her chest: including an infuriating story from US college basketball (we love you Angel Reese) and side eying a certain someone from Love & HipHop (he gave two Rolexes to WHO?).

We also have a moving listener confession which talks about finding love, sexuality and illness – yes the girlies are crying again!

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… Nice while it didn’t last May 04, 2023

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We learn that the grass isn’t always greener this week, and sometimes you unfortunately learn that by some absolute trash d*ck.

Sarel and Candice also read out a listener message ‘With Love from New York’ before sharing a horrifying confession that should have involved pulling up the p*ssy drawbridge quicker than Candice throwing tampons in reaction to this story.

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Mo money mo problems May 02, 2023

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This episode is bringing the drama… Sarel and Candice return to the closet to discuss the whirlwind story of Candice’s wedding dress tailor, the hamster wheel of life and why you should NEVER let your job run you into the ground.

We’ve also got a listener confessions from ‘Miss Havisham’ (don’t worry, the girls skipped that GCSE lesson too, they do explain who this is…) which leads the closet girlies into talking about losing your identity as a stay-at-home-mum, how society determines breadwinners, and why your man should 100% be your biggest supporter.

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “His mum’s food tastes like wet foot” Apr 27, 2023

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We hope you’re hungry! We’ve got TWO confessions for you on the bonus episode this week.

Sarel and Candice share their thoughts on horrendous in-law cooking (both uncooked and unseasoned…), why Filet-O-Fish at McDonalds has a hold on the Black community, and the girls are bringing Nando’s hotness back into the conversation.

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, send it anonymously

here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Am I lying or just manifesting? Apr 25, 2023

Show notes

This week in the closet, you’ll learn why you should never make Sarel feel stupid and why you seriously need to hide your personal gummies from your kids.

Confessions this week include Sarel’s inside jokes with herself, if Anna Delvey was a master scammer or manifester and how to get your child to stop lying with only a minor threat of hospitalisation.

Plus, we have a listener confession from someone that’s questioning her childhood best friend based on relationship and life choices…

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “I let his mother know he cheated then left” Apr 19, 2023

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This week's bonus confessions have no advice, just gasps and cheers.

Settle in and listen to this week's listener confession which is a wild ride of affairs, snooping and petty revenge.

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, send it anonymously

here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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A bag of panties and a ghetto twin Apr 17, 2023

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The beautiful thing about the closet is that we don’t always have to agree, and boy are this week's confessions a TOUCH divisive…

Candice reveals a blasphemous fashion confession (don’t come for her pigeon clutch though), the girls discuss their true feelings about Rihanna’s Superbowl performance and Sarel lets slip the one thing she will never say around white people.

This week's wild confession “Single for 18 years!” takes us on a whole journey and starts a conversation about the bare minimum we expect from men, whether you should close yourself off from different races when dating, and how the hell we ended up with this episode title…

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Your Confessions… “Baby daddy regret” Apr 12, 2023

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That’s right, with the new season you’ll be seeing us twice a week!

Sarel and Candice have generously offered up a BONUS EPISODE to bring you one of the deepest confessions yet!

They discuss finding yourself after as a single parent and those self-talk red flags we all need reminding of and how to get to the best version of yourself simply for you!

If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Saturn is Saturning Apr 10, 2023

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RISE UP!!! The closet is back open for season 2!

The first confessions of the season have Candice and Sarel calling out Saturn for returning, ruining our lives and stealing our hair.

The girls also get into the battle of being relatable online, why you should not have to suffer to be relatable, and of course, a listener confession which begs the question – do you tell your friend that you hate her man?

Get ready for another season of cry-laughing and straight up crying.

Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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Valentine’s special: “What in the lack of girl power is going on” Feb 14, 2023

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It’s the final episode of season 1 and there are tears throughout – but don't worry, we're coming back in March!
For everything from gratitude, friendship and TWO extremely unexpected confessions from Sarel… it’s chaos guys.
In this jam packed Valentine’s Day special, Candice and Sarel are starting with self love by sharing an incredible email sent in by one of you; before catching up on The Grammys, Beyoncé tickets, and why music videos just do not hit like they used to.
Plus the final listener confession of the season is a journey of excellent word play, cheating, and self pleasure… the goop of it all.
Don’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.