ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

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"I Wish I Didn't See the Lunar Eclipse Last Night" | CLANCYPASTA Apr 06, 2024

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"I adjusted the focus to crisp up the view of the moon’s surface. And That's when I saw it—a colossal, grotesque impossibility that defied all logic." In tonight's episode, we read the post of a man who claims to have seen a strange occurrence on the surface of the moon, a bizarre and unnerving creature that shouldn't have been. I hope you all enjoy tonight's horror story, scary tale, creepypasta; whatever you'd like to call it, and have a great night. Here's some links to places you can support the show, but know that simply watching/listening is more than appreciated on it's own! MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join CREEPYPASTA ► "I Wish I Didn't See the Lunar Eclipse Last Night" story by ClancyPasta, with the aid of LemmingJefferson , narrated by ClancyPasta TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7 ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta MUSIC ► "Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Ice Demon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Sunset at Glengorm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"I Wish I Never Took That Job at the Bowling Alley" | CLANCYPASTA Mar 24, 2024

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"The outside of the bowling ball was crystal clear, but it was what lay deeper inside that screamed out at me..."

In tonight's episode, we read the solemn testament of a man who experiences a series of strange events at his job at the bowling alley, each event getting more unnerving, until the horrific situation finally comes to a head in the only way it could. I hope you enjoy tonight's scary story, and I'll talk to you all very soon.

Here's some links to places you can support the show, but know that simply watching/listening is more than appreciated on it's own!

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CREEPYPASTA

► "I Wish I Never Took That Job at the Bowling Alley" story by ClancyPasta with the aid of LemmingJefferson, narrated by ClancyPasta

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MUSIC

► "Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Ice Demon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Welcome to Horrorland" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Spring Thaw" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"I Quit My Job as a Paramedic After The 'Animatronic Doll Incident'" | CLANCYPASTA Mar 21, 2024

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"The moment we walked in, I think the blood drained from all of our faces..."

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP3TN2F2lEU

In Tonight's episode, we follow up on the tale from last week of a man who purchased an old animatronic doll from a garage sail. As it turns out, his neighbors decided to call in for some help after they noticed something odd about the man's garage door... as the ambulance arrived, the scene they would discover on the inside would haunt the protagonist of tonight's tale for years to come. I hope you all enjoy tonight's episode of ClancyPasta's Theater, and have a great night.

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► "I Quit My Job as a Paramedic After The 'Animatronic Doll Incident'" story by ClancyPasta with the aid of LemmingJefferson, narrated by ClancyPasta

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

MUSIC

►

"Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Ice Demon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Sunset at Glengorm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"I Found a VHS Tape in My Neighbors Yard" | CLANCYPASTA ORIGINAL Mar 18, 2024

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"On the ground, on a pile of dead grass just over the property line into our neighbors yard, was a VHS tape..."

In tonight's episode, we read the tale of a boy who finds a strange VHS tape, and follow along the bizarre events that unfold as a direct result. I hope you enjoy tonight's tale.

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► "I Found a VHS in My Neighbor's Yard" written & narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.patreon.com/posts/100488999

~ All stories featured in my videos were narrated, created & published with the original authors expressed permission. ~

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MUSIC

► "Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Sunset at Glengorm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Other music licensed from StoryBlocks.

"There is Someone Who Works in the Backrooms" | CLANCYPASTA Mar 15, 2024

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A man thought he discovered a hidden passage way in the mall, but to his horror, he discovered the portal to a hidden dimension...

In tonight's tale, we explore this predicament. Usually, people who stumble into the backrooms are never heard from again. But he was one of the rare lucky ones, who found the treasure of a secret he just had to share...

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► "There is Someone Who Works in the Backrooms" story by ClancyPasta, with the aid of LemmingJefferson, edited & narrated by ClancyPasta

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

MUSIC

► "Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Sunset at Glengorm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Lightless Dawn" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Ice Demon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Spring Thaw" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"If You Find a Website With a Button Labeled "Soul Search", Please Don't Click It..." | CLANCYPASTA Mar 11, 2024

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When internet surfing goes haywire.

A young man found himself deep in the search results of an internet search engine one night, where he ended up on a website that seemed to alter his very existence. I hope you all enjoy tonight's scary story.

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CREEPYPASTA

► "If you find a website with a button labeled "Soul Search", please don't click it" story by ClancyPasta in collaboration with LemmingJefferson, narrated by ClancyPasta

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SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

MUSIC

► "Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Ice Demon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Lightless Dawn" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Sunset at Glengorm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Who is the Soul Eater of St. James Hospital?" | CLANCYPASTA Mar 10, 2024

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A man's curiosity and drive for exploration leads him to an abandoned hospital that's been the source of horrifying tales of disappearances and the building's disturbing history. Though he searches for answers, he finds an unexpected truth in the fog...

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► "Who is the Soul Eater of St. James Hospital?" written by PetitePilled in collaboration with DonEss, narrated by ClancyPasta

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MUSIC

► "Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Spring Thaw" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Other music licensed from StoryBlocks.

Who Orders a Toe? A Fast Food Horror Story | CLANCYPASTA Mar 09, 2024

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"I was almost falling asleep at the counter when, around midnight, this guy walks in...."

A guy decided to write a forum post about his weirdest experience working at a fast food restaurant. He never worked the night shift, until he switched shifts with one of his coworkers. There late one night, the fryers frying and the grills a grilling, a strange man walks in... and what happened next, left him freaked out and borderline speechless.

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► "Who Orders a Toe? A Fast Food Horror Story" story by ClancyPasta in collaboration with C. Church, narrated by ClancyPasta

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

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SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

MUSIC

► "Sunset at Glengorm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Spring Thaw" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Other music & background static footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

"My Grandma Told Me The Legend of The Puppeteer's Final Performance" | CLANCYPASTA Mar 07, 2024

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"My heart raced as the puppet began to twitch, its movements initially spasmodic, then suddenly fluid and purposeful..."

Tonight, we follow a man who attempts to investigate for himself a rumored "puppeteer" who used to be a local celebrity in his family's town. His Grama would rant and rave about the show the man would put on, and how it was the talk of the town in her day. But something happened to the puppeteer. And one day, he just... vanished... never to be seen again. Join me, as we venture onward to the theater...

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CREEPYPASTA

► "My Grandma Told Me The Legend of The Puppeteer's Final Performance" in collaboration with C. Church, narrated by ClancyPasta

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

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SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

MUSIC

► "Ice Demon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Blue Feather" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Other music licensed from StoryBlocks.

"I Found a Door at the Bottom of a River" | CLANCYPASTA ORIGINAL Feb 05, 2024

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A local forum user made a post about finding a strange door handle attached to a camouflaged door at the bottom of a river. What happened after, was strange to say the least...

MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore

PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Found a Door at the Bottom of a River" written & narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-found-door-at-97871495

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

MUSIC

"Sunset at Glengorm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License