ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

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"VeggieTales 1993" | CLANCYPASTA Nov 06, 2024

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I found a strange copy of that old VeggieTales episode "W-Where's God When I'm S-Scared?", that I don't think should exist...

CREEPYPASTA

► "VeggieTales 1993 written by Anonymous, narrated by ClancyPasta

I narrated this old-school "lost episode" story waaaaay back in 2018 (the original posting seems to have been lost to time, but lots of people have archived it elsewhere), and a lot of people really liked it- it was removed sometime over the years, but I've gotten tons of comments asking me to reupload it. Well, instead of a reupload, I thought I'd give it a fresh go around for 2024! I hope you all enjoy tonight's story, and have a great night!

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► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

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► Gymnopedie No. 1 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other background music licensed from StoryBlocks.

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"Professor Willow's Terrible Pokemon Obsession" | Creepypasta Oct 28, 2024

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He was a regular back when I worked at the video game store. If only I had known how it would end...

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► "Professor Willow's Terrible Pokemon Obsession" written by Mike Jesus Langer, narrated by ClancyPasta

Mike's Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/@UCobMAiOXVnrAxdkYL10wHOA

"United People's Institute of Science" series Playlist ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsnClLEs_KCRJgpKLX6wX98DSKOo9VHls

0:00 - Intro

0:41 - The Story

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► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

MUSIC

► Background music & sound effects licensed from StoryBlocks.

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"Jeff the Killer: No Escape" by Ichoryhickory | CLANCYPASTA Oct 25, 2024

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He's Back.

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► "Jeff the Killer: No Escape" written by Ichoryhickory, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/1fe48se/jeff_the_killer_no_escape/

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MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore

PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta

Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

MUSIC

► Background music & sound effects licensed from StoryBlocks.

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"Harold" by DarkPlaces | CLANCYPASTA Oct 13, 2024

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I thought he didn't exist. I should have never googled his name...

CREEPYPASTA

► "Harold" written by _DarkPlaces_, narrated by ClancyPasta

► http://godarkplaces.com/

► https://www.reddit.com/r/libraryofshadows/comments/1fb0elc/harold/

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MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore

PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta

Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

MUSIC

► Background music & sound effects licensed from StoryBlocks.

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"Don't Let the Man in the Raccoon Suit Inside" by GN0515 | CLANCYPASTA Oct 06, 2024

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If you see him outside the window, just ignore him...

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► "Don't Let the Man in the Raccoon Suit Inside" written by GN0515_, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1fwhq58/dont_let_the_man_in_the_raccoon_suit_inside/

Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~

MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore

PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta

Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

MUSIC

► Background music licensed from StoryBlocks.

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"I Found an Astronaut Floating in Space" by Wooleyty | CLANCYPASTA Sep 22, 2024

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There is something out there, floating among the stars...

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► "I found an astronaut floating in space" written by Wooleyty, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/1fejnmw/i_found_an_astronaut_floating_in_space/

Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~

MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore

PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta

Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

MUSIC

► Background music licensed from StoryBlocks.

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"It Was Supposed to be a Typical Shift in the Mines. We Unearthed Something We Can't Even Begin to Explain." by stackofbones | CLANCYPASTA Sep 14, 2024

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There's something going on down here...

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► "It was supposed to be a typical shift in the mines. We unearthed something we can't even begin to explain." written by Stackofbones, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ex5k3y/it_was_supposed_to_be_a_typical_shift_in_the/

Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~

MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore

PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta

Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

MUSIC

► Background music licensed from StoryBlocks.

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"If the Nameless Salesman Comes to Your Door, Don't Answer It" by Eddie Serene | CLANCYPASTA Sep 06, 2024

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The doorbell rang. I wasn't expecting visitors, but... what harm could come from just seeing who it is?

CREEPYPASTA

► "If the Nameless Salesman Comes to Your Door, Don't Answer It" written by Eddie Serene, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1e8h9th/if_the_nameless_salesman_comes_to_your_door_dont/

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Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

► Background footage licensed from StoryBlocks.

MUSIC

► Background music licensed from StoryBlocks.

"A Bus Stops in Front of My House Every Night. I Think It Goes to Hell..." | CLANCYPASTA Aug 27, 2024

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At 3:00 AM tonight, I'm going out there with my camera to get evidence of this bus. Wish me luck...

CREEPYPASTA

► "A bus stops in front of my house every night. I think it goes to Hell..." written by CIAHerpes, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1dw0r2z/a_bus_stops_in_front_of_my_house_every_night_i/

Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~

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Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

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SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

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MUSIC

► Background music is originally composed and recorded by me.

"I Moved To My Girlfriend's Hometown, and Broke Their One Rule" by ShadyNexus | CLANCYPASTA Aug 21, 2024

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Every old town has old legends... but I'd never heard of any of these...

CREEPYPASTA

► "I moved in to my girlfriend's town and I broke the one rule that should not be broken and now I am too afraid to go outside" written by ShadyNexus, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1e3nc1j/i_moved_in_to_my_girlfriends_town_and_i_broke_the/

https://youtube.com/@CyberSonicTunes-x1n

https://www.reddit.com/user/ShadyNexus/

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Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~

TWITTER ► http://twitter.com/clancypasta

INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta

SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7

ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta

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