Cinephobe

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Cinephobe Ep 254: Hard To Kill Jan 30, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes were Marked For Death, but now they're even more Harder To Kill after coming out of a seven year coma, banging Kelly LeBrock and running up a hill with their arms flailing about. You can take that to the bank.

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Cinephobe Ep 253: London Has Fallen Jan 23, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to London for a high profile funeral, making them sitting ducks for someone trying to wipe out all of Cinephobe in one fell swoop.

Those better be comfortable shoes.

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Top 5 Shapeshifts Jan 20, 2025

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Fresh off of Gryla's shapeshifting shenanigans in Red One, Zach Amin and Mayes come up with the people or things in Cinephobe they would most like to turn into.

Plus, a long awaited update to the sound board.

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Cinephobe Ep 252: Red One Jan 16, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of Level 4 Naughty Listers who have drawn the ire of Santa's Enforcement Logistics and Fortification squad.

Will they be able to make a complete reversal in character and morality in time to save Christmas?

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Cinephobe Ep 251: The Boondock Saints Jan 09, 2025

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And shepherds we shall be.

For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.

That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee.

And teeming with Cinephobes shall it ever be.

In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.

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Top 5 Movie Crossovers Jan 06, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are turning Cinephobe classics into a combination, replacing characters or plot points from one movie with another.

It's a little bit Tango & Cash, it's definitely a little bit D2 The Mighty Ducks. It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

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Cinephobe Ep 250: Marked for Death (with Roy Bellamy) Jan 02, 2025

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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy abruptly retired from podcasting after a deal gone bad, but they get forced back into action when trouble comes tapping on their shoulder in the form of a Jamaican gang leader with blue contacts named Screwface.

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Extended Cold Opens - January to April 2024 Dec 26, 2024

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We're closing out 2024 with a time capsule, turning back the clock to the extended cold opens from D2 The Mighty Ducks in January through the Sudden Death double header in April.

Remember Noodle? When Steamboat Willie entered the public domain? Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? The creation of the Unhoused Gentleman?

It's been quite a year, thanks for listening along with us as we catalog the dregs of Hollywood.

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Top 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2024 Dec 23, 2024

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Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite moments of the year.

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Cinephobe Ep 249: Feliz NaviDAD Dec 19, 2024