Cinephobe

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Extended Cold Opens - November 2024 to May 2025 Jun 19, 2025

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We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025.

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Cinephobe Ep 271: Stigmata Jun 12, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius.

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Top 5 Rehearsals Jun 09, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe.

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Cinephobe Ep 270: Once Bitten Jun 05, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood.

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Cinephobe Ep 269: Morbius May 29, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before.

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Top 5 Fights May 26, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all.

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Cinephobe Ep 268: My Super Ex-Girlfriend May 22, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street.

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Cinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter May 15, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this.

They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable.

So no. Why would we want to stop?

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Top 5 Dream Sequels May 12, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel.

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Cinephobe Unlocked: Half Baked May 08, 2025

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Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time.

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