Chubby Behemoth

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Bucket Bird Oct 18, 2026

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This week the boys are together again in Kansas City. Sam doesn't like the usage of 'let', witnessed a crowd turn on a woman overdoing it with quesadillas, and ate a half jar of peanut butter over a sink. Nathan felt a way for the first time in a decade, only does that with Pat, and recounts a crazy gummy experience.

00:00 Is This Too Much Foot?

02:04 Bed Hopping

04:09 On All The Towels

06:15 One Of The Negatives

08:46 Should Of Rolled You

10:20 Little Curve Ball

11:54 Show Of Strength

14:06 Kiss Coin

16:57 I Didn't Mean To

19:49 Rolling Their Eyes

21:51 We Would Go

25:50 Not Trying To Brag

27:04 Six Of Them

29:32 Some Zingers

31:03 Very Much In Detroit

33:28 That Song Came On

35:06 4 Bowls

37:18 Car Juice

38:08 Fall Moves Fast

41:31 Tell The People On Your Phone

43:58 Shout It Out

45:36 New Target

47:38 It's Interesting

50:00 It's Nice To Have A Good Teacher

52:23 That's Why I'm Showing Belly

56:33 Dora The Explorer

59:32 That's A Long List

01:00:35 That's Also A Lie

01:02:28 Next Thing I Know

01:05:40 Half A Jar Of Peanut Butter

01:08:00 Welcome To Denver Moment

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

I Feel Better Now Oct 11, 2026

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This week the boys are all remote again. Sam is in Dayton getting a dog, doesn't want to say "come Turd", and tried to build a fairy wall. Nathan wants to live in the woods, got a chance to be bitchy with the youth, and tried to teach a friend about spit.

00:00 Worst Opening Ever

01:01 Been Busy

02:51 Pants Off

03:46 Twist Them A Little Bit

05:23 You're About To Find Out

06:45 Thanks For Coming

08:45 Kind Of

10:37 The Bowl Troll

13:27 Gotta Slow Down

16:08 Bruised Heel

19:29 Tries To Eat You

21:23 Crank It

24:25 Most Guys

25:37 Too Much Goldenrod

26:57 Keep The Party Going

29:49 Allowed On An Airboat

32:38 Don't Ask Him

35:58 Now This Is Called A Dab

39:25 A Big Old Bag

43:50 You Should Get Three

46:20 Man's Gotta Work

48:08 Plenty Of Room

52:23 Off Of Mint Leaves

55:31 Do You Have Lotion?

57:30 Gilded Cage

59:35 They're Awful

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

It's Not Real Gold Oct 02, 2026

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This week the boys are all together in Indianapolis. Sam is trapped in a fart cocoon, tried to score a new cardboard cutout, and beat Heathcliff to the move. Nathan thought huel lasted forever, told the boys about an awesome shirt/hat combo he spotted at the show, and got a new dog.

00:00 Hang Gliding

02:12 I Was Fascinated

04:35 Go To Prison Forever

06:52 Smell It With My Eyes Closed

09:19 Self Immolate

11:28 Whipped Cream

13:16 We Can See It

16:59 Greatest Hits

18:41 Went And Did It

21:32 We Had To Sign A Contract

25:09 Tighten Up

27:50 I Wasn't Going To Say

29:48 Break The News On The Pod

31:32 Wish I Was There

34:27 So This Is A Bit

36:04 Grab Yourself A Cold Drink

38:50 Gilmore Car Museum

42:21 Knock At Your Door

45:13 Made It Official

47:52 Woulda Had Four Or Five

48:25 Bones And All

51:03 Bursting At The Seams

52:54 Gives Me One Of These

54:21 Wouldn't Be Allowed Into The Airport

58:02 Couldn't Be In More Pain

58:43 You're Whole Thing

01:00:26 I Mean No

01:03:16 Happy Button

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

I Love Bacon! Sep 26, 2026

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This week the boys are together in Cleveland where Sam has ascended. Sam knows what the headline should be, told a young man who could have been president, and demonstrates on Becker. Nathan lets his plans for little men slip, reminds Sam about the group we had in Chicago, and got a front facing Shaka.

00:00 By Definition

01:58 Pie In The Sky Happy

03:49 To All Our Enemies

05:50 Tattooed Hands

07:13 Start With This Book

09:18 Tailgating The Book Event

11:12 No One Saw It Coming

15:15 Say What You Said

17:31 Dan Arbor

19:04 Zombie Eating Habits

20:28 Can I Show You Guys Something

22:49 Have Become The Sword

24:55 There's $200 There

27:53 One Oklahoma Slam

30:55 Victory Lap

31:56 The Opposite Of Shortcuts

33:27 Towards You

35:59 Back Channel

37:14 Action Bronson Poetry

39:55 Nationwide

41:23 Hall Of Fame Stat

43:21 Well That Makes Sense

45:50 Male Love

46:43 That's A First Down

48:11 Tuna Is Its Own Thing

49:20 Bricked My Head

50:54 Like Wheat

53:01 That's Not How You Use A Gun

54:57 Quash

59:02 If You Still Think Yes

01:02:02 It's The Culture

01:03:19 Feedback

01:06:20 On The Toilet

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Brut Is Out Now Sep 22, 2026

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Brut is out!

This is not a full episode. Sam lets you all know that now is the time to raise some hell in the literary space.

Lets get Sam on the Best Seller list without using the manhunter list.

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Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Under The Table And Loving It Sep 20, 2026

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This week Sam and Nathan are back together in Winnipeg! Sam realizes we should be seated, has an idea for a new toilet lid, and thinks anyone could have fallen for this. Nathan wants to look tough for the book people, found a discarded hand towel, and gives Sam a social media update on Brent Gill.

00:00 Wet Dream Come True

01:54 Together

03:22 Biffed It

05:00 Missing Since Milwaukee

06:34 And Twins

08:40 Winnipeg Wins

12:04 Bird On His Shoulder

14:08 That's Huge

16:44 Toading Around

18:36 There's Two

19:52 We Should Be Sitting Down

22:12 Both Of Them

25:19 Who Told?

27:00 We Were

31:09 Here's The Thing

32:43 Playing A Dangerous Game

34:21 It's Jammed

37:16 Then We Were Both Confused

41:11 It's Gunna Be Crawling

43:35 A Great Idea In Walmart

46:39 Locked In A Bathroom

48:56 Just Don't Open

50:46 Lay It On The Casket

52:29 Closer To Your Heart

54:39 Handing Him Straws

57:42 First Time Sam Met Danny

01:00:35 Ah Hell

01:05:00 It's What They Do

01:08:45 Better Go Fire Up The Truck

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

We Got A Thousand Koozies For This Sep 13, 2026

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This week Sam and Lund are joined by AJ Grill in Milwaukee. Sam will get a Casey's Taco pizza in heaven, tells the guys about a role playing exercise he did once, and hated animal segments on talkshows as a kid. Nathan teaches the boys a new word for death pact, is reminded of the time he was part of a human shield, and suspects Sam's art teacher was a diddler.

00:00 Gone And Forgotten

01:53 I Do It All The Time

03:52 They Are Dropping

06:08 Never Saw It Hard

08:48 Trying To Hit 15k

11:46 They're Thriving

14:13 Shoulders Some Of The Blame

16:43 The Other Two Times We Met

18:59 Crossed Out

21:51 A Reason To Live

24:42 Turtle Soldiers

26:23 Update On Hanna

27:48 One Of The First Times

29:30 That's Why I Smell This Way

32:25 Making The Appointment Sucks

34:38 What Are You Checking

37:29 Three Feet Deep

39:28 Don't Turn Your Back

42:13 Ann Getty Stuff

44:00 Perfect Fall Days

45:55 So Glad

49:24 Gangsters Showed Up

51:52 Some Close Calls

53:15 Big Man

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Smoking Asparagus w/ Jordan Harper Sep 04, 2026

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This week Sam and Becker are joined by amazing author Jordan Harper! Jordan tells the fellas about an awesome sports sign, remembers the books that made him fall in love with reading, and tries to get to the bottom of what noir means. Sam tried some Hunter S Thompson affects out, wishes he could write in the morning time, and got fitted for wings for two hours.

00:00 Never Out Though

01:35 Hey, You Were Right

04:35 Bad To The Bone

07:04 They Name Sins

09:17 Two Weeks After The Tornado

10:49 Harriet The Spy

12:41 We All Did

15:56 Language And Rhythms

17:55 Doesn't That Make You Mad?

20:34 Disjointed

22:58 Show Anxiety

25:42 Pinking

27:28 Where The Title Came From

28:55 Elaborate Matrix

31:55 That Side First

32:46 Shield Episode

34:33 Goggins Connection

36:27 You Woulda Gotten It

38:52 Be A Dork About It

41:29 Go Down Swinging

43:23 Spooky Spot For Sure

47:06 It's Like Their Whole Thing

50:52 So Much LSD

52:07 Stone That Skipped

54:08 Tastes Like Home

57:16 That's Why I Make Them The Villain A Lot

01:00:17 Letting Us Stay In The Camper

01:03:59 Don't Do That

01:07:24 Published By Playboy

01:09:57 The Most Exciting

01:12:44 It's Over

01:14:51 You Get To Be A Little Cowboy

01:17:34 Harmonica Or Saxophone Rock

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Ghosts Don't Have Their Choice Aug 28, 2026

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This week Sam and Becker have to put on a brave face without Nathan. Sam tells Becker all the information he has so far, gets an idea for an Attenborough documentary, and gets very upset by the advice Becker gives him for his plants. Becker lets Sam try to guess what he has planned in LA, is excited to do the best he can, and would rather handcuff a briefcase to his wrist.

00:00 Oldest Agent On The Force

01:46 Paws For Alarm

03:30 The Best Part Of Being Alive

05:29 A Lot Of Theories Going On

07:40 History Labeled Them Villains

09:46 Cut The Pockets Out

10:57 They Were Cool

13:14 Put On The Ice Flow

14:49 Awful Culling

16:50 Big Plans

19:00 On Record

20:43 Trying To Save

22:26 I Hope That You're Ready

23:44 I Didn't Book Just Me

25:06 My Pitch

27:23 Cowboy Boots On

31:08 Extra Damage

34:28 Big Star Moment

36:00 One Or The Other

38:37 Feed Me Eggs

40:32 Not Us

41:23 Kill Them Right Away

44:05 It's Not Good News

46:42 Why Didn't Anyone Help Me

49:26 Want To Learn Some Patience?

52:13 Not Organically Beautiful

54:14 Maybe Three Times

58:31 Just Go Get It

01:00:35 Making The Band Style

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

The Citay Aug 22, 2026

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This week the boys are home and going remote. Sam still has mustache rights, wishes he could go back and have his first sip of rumple minze, and tells the fellas about his recent meetings. Nathan hands out some road awards, stopped himself from doing an Um Actually, and thinks he should accompany Sam to his meetings.

00:00 Grey And Dead

01:26 Sowing Discontent

03:00 As A Form Of Control

04:29 A Couple Of Awards

07:00 I'm Some Guy You Just Met

09:19 Wish You Were Here

10:25 Drinking Rumple Minze

13:49 Three Tries

16:42 Is That Autism?

18:00 Hams He Finds On The Ground

21:55 Want To See What It's Like

24:00 I Love It So Much