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WTF Happened?...Don't undersell the Titans, Drew Lock's stats lie, & NFC East super-team Oct 21, 2020

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Ahmed promises to make our pod Top 2 in the Dominican Republic, and then the guys put a cap on Week 6 with What The F^*! Happened?

(4:10) Titans def. Texans: "Ryan Tannehill isn't a game manager. He's a game winner."

(17:40) Pour one out for Deshaun Watson

(22:20) Chiefs def. Bills: Is there a silver lining for Buffalo's defense?

(35:30) Broncos def. Patriots: Was this good Denver D or a bad New England O? And Chris is taking names on Twitter

(45:10) The stats lie with Drew Lock. And why are the Pats not starting JC Jackson?

(54:00) 49ers def. Rams: How Kyle Shanahan got Jimmy G back in rhythm

(1:00:30) How the 49ers took away Jared Goff's dink-and-dunks

(1:08:20) Trevor Lawrence Power Rankings: Chris power ranks Ahmed's NFC East super team

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Week 6 Recap: Rodgers rattled, Steelers roll, & Derrick Henry is something different Oct 19, 2020

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Week 6 had plenty of surprises for us. Paul joins Chris to hit every game from Sunday, with an in-depth look at big wins for the Steelers & Bucs.

(1:50) Deep Dive #1: Buccaneers def. Packers - Rodgers rattled & are the Bucs the NFC's most complete team?

(18:10) Bruce Arians managed a game and Paul has some Brady-Gronk trivia

(26:55) Damn! Okay: Titans def. Texans - Chris has never seen anything like Derrick Henry

(32:50) Colts def. Bengals - Marcus Johnson is legit

(34:30) Self-Scout Thyself: 49ers def. Rams - Why didn't Simms trust his friend Kyle?

(41:25) Broncos def. Patriots - Denver D dominates; Pats need practice

(46:00) Deep Dive #2: Steelers def. Browns - "Tell me, what does Baker Mayfield do that's elite?"

(1:00:50) Take It Up To 100: Falcons def. Vikings - Julio Jones is still a freak

(1:02:20) Lions def. Jaguars - "Let's see what D'Andre Swift's got"

(1:03:45) Victory Lap: Ravens def. Eagles - Calais Campbell, first ballot Hall of Famer?

(1:05:25) Dolphins def. Jets - Xavien Howard is on fire and Gregg Williams is inevitable

(1:10:45) Give Me The Headlines: Bears def. Panthers - "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you won"

(1:12:55) Giants def. Washington - "You'll always remember your first"

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Week 6 Picks: Browns-Steelers grudge match, Rodgers vs Brady, & Mahomes vs Allen Oct 15, 2020

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Chris is torn between his man crushes, and Florio is officially an Aaron Rodgers fan.

(2:00) Sunday 1pm games: Bears vs Panthers

(6:00) Bengals vs Colts

(7:20) Lions vs Jaguars

(9:20) Falcons vs Vikings

(12:15) Broncos vs Patriots

(14:40) Washington vs Giants

(16:50) Ravens vs Eagles

(19:30) Browns vs Steelers

(26:10) Texans vs Titans

(30:15) Sunday 4pm games: Jets at Dolphins

(33:20) Packers at Buccaneers

(40:20) SNF: Rams at 49ers

(43:00) Monday doubleheader: Chiefs at Bills

(45:15) Cardinals at Cowboys

(47:10) Best Bets: Simms keeps riding with the birds

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What The F^*! Happened?...Respect Ryan Tannehill, DK Metcalf is the best WR in the NFL, & Stop the blitzes Oct 14, 2020

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Chris and Paul "Paulie" Burmeister debate Tuesday Night Football vs Thursday Night Football, and then put a cap on Week 5 with What The F&^# Happened?

(3:40) What The F^*! Happened? Titans def. Bills: Is Ryan Tannehill a Top 5 QB?

(13:45) Chris gives Josh Allen's game a C+

(31:00) Saints def. Chargers: Stop blitzing Justin Herbert

(44:15) How did Drew Brees and Sean Payton turn it around?

(54:25) Seahawks def. Vikings: Is there any hope for the Seattle defense?

(1:02:40) "DK Metcalf is now the best receiver in the NFL"

(1:17:50) Steelers def. Eagles: "Yes, Chase Claypool is that much of a freak"

(1:25:30) Was this Carson Wentz's best game of the season?

(1:33:50) Quarterback Jeopardy: TWOsday night football edition

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Week 5 Recap: Raiders shock Chiefs, Browns pound Colts, & Chase Claypool victory lap Oct 12, 2020

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The guys touch on a bittersweet Week 5 (poor Dak), but first Chris ruins the color red for Ahmed.

(3:05) Deep Dive #1: Raiders def. Chiefs - What was the biggest catalyst for the Vegas offense: Carr, Ruggs, or the run game?

(16:40) What happened to the Chiefs offense after halftime?

(26:20) Victory Lap: Cowboys def. Giants - Chris' best backup in football comes through.

(33:20) Seahawks def. Vikings - DK Metcalf wins the Game of the Year (maybe?)

(39:00) Steelers def. Eagles - Chase Claypool scores 4 and trolls Tom Brady (maybe?)

(43:40) Ravens def. Bengals - Patrick Queen crushes his former QB

(47:10) Dolphins def. 49ers - Is San Francisco done as a contender?

(52:10) Take It Up To 100: Panthers def. Falcons - Robby Anderson is crushing it for Carolina

(58:20) Deep Dive #2: Browns def. Colts - A complete game keeps Cleveland rolling, and Ahmed has a pop quiz for Chris

(1:14:45) Damn! Okay: Rams def. Washington - An inspiring comeback for Alex Smith. And Simms gives love to Jared Goff.

(1:17:50) LeBron James - Chris veers off football to praise LBJ

(1:20:10) Give Me The Headlines: Texans def. Jaguars - "Cooking up some Watson"

(1:23:20) Cardinals def. Jets - "Red go, Green stop"

(1:26:55) Trevor Lawrence Power Rankings - Ahmed still thinks the Falcons aren't bad enough (really?) and then he ranks the NFC North teams he hates the most

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Week 5 Picks: Is Indy for real? + Kirk returns to Primetime Oct 08, 2020

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Although some games are in limbo, Florio & Simms still hit every one in the megapicks podcast.

(2:45) TNF Buccaneers vs Bears

(6:30) Panthers vs Falcons

(9:45) Bengals vs Ravens

(13:30) Jaguars vs Texans

(15:20) Raiders vs Chiefs

(18:30) Cardinals vs Jets

(22:40) Eagles vs Steelers

(25:40) Bills vs Titans

(28:30) Rams vs Washington

(30:45) Dolphins vs 49ers

(34:00) Colts vs Browns

(37:45) Giants vs Cowboys

(40:20) Broncos vs Patriots

(43:00) Vikings vs Seahawks

(45:40) Chargers vs Saints

(47:40) Best Bets: Simms doubles down on Baltimore & Florio likes a Dallas rebound.

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What The F^*! Happened?...Belichick slows Mahomes (again), respect Josh Allen, worry for Murray? Oct 07, 2020

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Chris and Paulie B pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen before they dive into the film of Week 4 with another What The F&^# Happened?

(3:30) What The F^*! Happened? Chiefs def. Patriots: How did Bill Belichick slow Patrick Mahomes (again)?

(21:45) Was Brian Hoyer as bad as he looked? (Spolier alert: yeah, he was)

(33:20) Saints def. Lions: Why did Drew Brees throw deeper this week?

(42:25) Bills def. Raiders: Chris is tired of the Josh Allen disrespect.

(52:20) Derek Carr and the Raiders keep missing opportunities.

(56:15) Panthers def. Cardinals: Is it time to worry about Kyler Murray?

(1:06:15) Colts def. Bears: "The Colts are the best defense in football"

(1:16:15) QUARTERback Jeopardy: Chris goes for his first 5-for-5 performance

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Week 4 Recap: Brady vs Herbert & Browns Twitter strikes back Oct 05, 2020

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Browns Twitter came at Chris with a vengeance for some old comments, so he responds. And as always, he and Ahmed touch on every game from Sunday.

(3:50) Deep Dive #1: Bucs def. Chargers - Who was more impressive: Tom Brady or Justin Herbert?

(27:50) Victory Lap: Seahawks def. Dolphins - Back when Chris called DK Metcalf "one of the can't-miss prospects of the draft"

(32:50) Self-Scout Thyself: Saints def. Lions - Drew Brees starts letting it loose

(39:30) Colts def. Bears - Was it more bad Nick Foles or good Colts defense?

(43:40) 49ers def. Eagles - On Nick Mullens: "He was the reason they lost that game"

(50:30) Deep Dive #2: Browns def. Cowboys - Browns Twitter demands a Chris apology

(1:10:45) Take It Up to 100: Vikings def. Texans - Justin Jefferson is showing off all his skills

(1:15:00) Damn! Okay: Bills def. Raiders - Stefon Diggs is up there for the best offseason acquisition

(1:17:00) Panthers def. Cardinals - 8 men in the box can't stop Mike Davis

(1:20:20) Ravens def. Washington - "I would take Marlon Humphrey over Jalen Ramsey right now"

(1:22:30) Give Me The Headlines: Rams def. Giants - "A win is a win"

(1:25:15) Bengals def. Jaguars - "Not your ordinary Joes"

(1:28:00) Trevor Lawrence Power Rankings - We have a new team at #2

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Week 4 Picks: Belichick vs Mahomes & Blue vs Gru Oct 01, 2020

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Florio's best bet heater continues.

(2:00) TNF: Broncos vs Jets

(4:45) Ravens vs Washington

(7:55) Seahawks vs Dolphins

(10:45) Cardinals vs Panthers

(13:55) Colts vs Bears

(16:40) Saints vs Lions

(20:10) Browns vs Cowboys

(23:15) Jaguars vs Bengals

(26:25) Chargers vs Buccaneers

(28:30) Vikings at Texans

(31:15) Giants vs Rams

(33:20) Bills vs Raiders

(36:45) Patriots vs Chiefs

(40:45) SNF: Eagles vs 49ers

(43:30) MNF: Falcons vs Packers

(46:00) Best Bets: Simms likes the blowouts and Florio doubles down on Monday night

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What The F^*! Happened?...Mahomes vs Lamar, Russell vs Dak, & Foles/Trubisky Sep 30, 2020

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It's the return of QB Jeopardy! Paulie B has some trivia for Chris after they put a bow on Week 3 with What The F^*! Happened?

(1:40) Steelers-Titans postponed -Paul & Chris react to the breaking news

(3:50) What The F^*! Happened? Chiefs def. Ravens - Why did Baltimore's defense have the wrong approach? And did Marcus Peters blow a coverage?

(23:45) Steve Spagnuolo calls Lamar Jackson's bluff

(36:15) Deshaun Watson - How much is he to blame for the Texans weak offense?

(44:15) Kyler Murray - Did the Lions expose him?

(50:00) Seahawks def. Cowboys - Russell Wilson is awesome, but Simms praises an unsung hero for Seattle

(58:45) Pour one out for the formerly dominant Cowboys running game. And the Seahawks defense drives Chris crazy.

(1:10:40) Nick Foles & Mitchell Trubisky - Did Mitch deserve to get benched?

(1:17:30) QB Jeopardy! - America's favorite game returns by looking at some leader this season

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