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Week 13 Recap: Kyler's back + "Want to touch the Heinicke" Dec 06, 2021

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(3:40) Steelers def. Ravens: Chris is 1 game closer to kissing Ahmed's feet. And are this year's Ravens last year's Steelers?

(14:05) Chargers def. Bengals: Is the LA run defense improving? And Simms demonstrates how much Joe Burrow's pinky affects his throwing motion.

(27:00) Chiefs def Broncos: Despite the win, Patrick Mahomes still looks out of sync.

(38:50) Cardinals def. Bears: "Nobody's played better than Kyler Murray this year." And is this it for Matt Nagy?

(47:15) Rams def. Jaguars: Matthew Stafford gets right, with a hand from Sony Michel.

(51:25) Seahawks def. 49ers: Simms can't win when it comes to analyzing Jimmy Garoppolo.

(1:03:30) Buccaneers def. Falcons: Should Tom Brady be the MVP frontrunner right now?

(1:09:10) Colts def. Texans: In a deep AFC, Chris still likes Indy to make the playoffs.

(1:13:00) Lions def. Vikings: How was Amon-Ra St. Brown wide open on the last play?

(1:18:25) Dolphins def. Giants: The stats are misleading, but "you can win with Tua."

(1:22:55) Washington def. Raiders: "So hot. Want to touch the Heinicke."

(1:28:50) Eagles def. Jets: "Fan bases fall in love with him, as they should."

(1:32:30) MNF Preview: The Bills defense is great, but Chris doesn't like how they match up with the Patriots.

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Week 13 Picks: Bills-Pats & "The shepherd's pretty good too" Dec 02, 2021

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(2:20) TNF: Cowboys at Saints

(5:45) Buccaneers at Falcons

(8:30) Cardinals at Bears

(11:00) Chargers at Bengals

(14:40) Vikings at Lions

(17:20) Colts at Texans

(19:30) Giants at Dolphins

(22:45) Eagles at Jets

(26:15) Jaguars at Rams

(29:10) Washington at Raiders

(32:50) Ravens at Steelers

(35:45) 49ers at Seahawks

(41:20) SNF: Broncos at Chiefs

(44:45) MNF: Patriots at Bills

(49:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

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WTF Happened: Vrabel vs BB + "You can't be simple AND stupid" Dec 01, 2021

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(3:45) Dolphins defense: How did they do a midseason 180?

(30:00) Patriots defense: They won, but how did they allow 270 rush yds to the Titans?

(43:00) Big Phil: He joins to talk about what's wrong with Matthew Stafford, how much blame to put on Baker Mayfield, and if the Giants should exercise Daniel Jones' 5th-year option.

(1:18:10) 49ers offense: How Deebo Samuel has the Shanahan offense back at full speed.

(1:38:45) Rams defense: "You can be simple. You can be stupid. But you can't be simple AND stupid."

(1:53:30) Packers defense: "They knew what was coming."

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Week 12 Recap: Leonard FOURnette + "I will kiss your feet" Nov 29, 2021

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(3:05) Packers def. Rams: Chris praises Green Bay's best defender, while LA looks like a box office dud.

(16:00) Buccaneers def. Colts: No Leonard FOURnette pun is too obvious for Ahmed. And Chris defends Frank Reich's playcalling.

(24:40) 49ers def. Vikings: "Not your average Deebo" is leading the surging Shanahans.

(35:05) Patriots def. Titans: Is New England the best team in the AFC? And how did Tennessee run all over them...and lose?

(43:30) Bengals def. Steelers: "I will get down and kiss your feet if the Steelers make the playoffs."

(52:25) Ravens def. Browns: Should Cleveland bench Baker Mayfield for Case Keenum? Should Chris let his son make his SNF picks?

(1:04:10) AFC North odds: There's one team that Chris trusts the most.

(1:10:30) Broncos def. Chargers: Patrick Surtain is better than Chris thought he would be. And who is LA not more explosive with Justin Herbert?

(1:17:10) Dolphins def. Panthers: Why did it take us so long to see this Miami defense?

(1:23:40) Giants def. Eagles: Jalen Hurts makes game-killing mistakes, and Chris preaches patience with Joe Judge.

(1:27:50) Jets def. Texans: Chris knows what advice he'll give next time he sees Zach Wilson.

(1:30:15) Falcons def. Jaguars: Cordarrelle Patterson is fueling the Falcons offense.

(1:32:05) MNF Preview: Does Chris like the Seahawks or Washington tonight?

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Week 12 Picks: Thanksgiving + "Why do you hate me?" Nov 24, 2021

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(1:40) Thanksgiving: Bears at Lions

(4:30) Thanksgiving: Raiders at Cowboys

(7:45) Thanksgiving: Bills at Saints

(11:00) Steelers at Bengals

(14:10) Jets at Texans

(16:35) Buccaneers at Colts

(19:45) Falcons at Jaguars

(22:10) Panthers at Dolphins

(26:10) Titans at Patriots

(29:45) Eagles at Giants

(36:10) Chargers at Broncos

(38:35) Rams at Packers

(41:30) Vikings at 49ers

(44:15) SNF: Browns at Ravens

(46:30) MNF: Seahawks at Washington

(49:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

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Week 11 Recap: Damn! Okay Jonathan Taylor + "Taking Cookies" Nov 22, 2021

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(3:30) Chargers def. Steelers: Justin Herbert beat a "simple" Steelers defense, and Big Ben doesn't need practice.

(14:00) Chiefs def. Cowboys: How has Kansas City turned around its defense?

(23:30) Eagles def. Saints: Does Philly have the best run game in the NFL right now?

(29:40) Colts def. Bills: Is Jonathan Taylor the best RB in the NFL? And "the Bills offense is a mirage."

(41:10) Vikings def. Packers: Is Kirk Cousins having a top tier QB season? And is Justin Jefferson the best WR in the NFL?

(55:40) Texans def. Titans: "I'm not panicked about the Titans"

(1:00:45) Cardinals def. Seahawks: Colt McCoy does it again. Is the league starting to "figure out" Russell Wilson?

(1:08:15) Washington def. Panthers: "Superman Returns, but Rivera Revenges"

(1:13:45) Ravens def. Bears: Tyler Huntley comes through, while Chris hates yet another Matt Nagy decision.

(1:20:50) Bengals def. Raiders: "Bengals are in the Mix(on)"

(1:24:45) Browns def. Lions: Is Cleveland still a potential playoff team?

(1:28:45) 49ers def. Jaguars: Deebo Samuel is a weapon, while Trevor Lawrence wants to be more accurate.

(1:33:20) Dolphins def. Jets: "The Jets could have won this game"

(1:35:45) MNF Preview: Chris the Giants to keep it close, but is he calling the upset over the Bucs?

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Week 11 Picks: Cam vs Rivera + "It's getting personal" Nov 18, 2021

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(4:10) TNF: Patriots at Falcons

(6:55) Colts at Bills

(10:45) Washington at Panthers

(13:50) Ravens at Bears

(16:15) Lions at Browns

(20:15) 49ers at Jaguars

(22:45) Packers at Vikings

(25:15) Dolphins at Jets

(26:30) Saints at Eagles

(28:50) Texans at Titans

(30:15) Bengals at Raiders

(33:15) Cowboys at Chiefs

(35:50) Cardinals at Seahawks

(40:10) SNF: Steelers at Chargers

(42:35) MNF: Giants at Buccaneers

(45:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

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WTF Happened: Pats championship D + Deebo's 4th down TD Nov 17, 2021

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(3:20) Patriots defense: After dominating the Browns, does New England have a championship defense? Plus, Chris explains what it means for a cornerback to "steal the seams."

(39:15) Mac Jones: "It's never going to be the sexiest thing on Earth. Neither was Tom Brady."

(50:10) Eagles offense: They have done an about-face and are playing the perfect way for Jalen Hurts.

(1:08:10) Bills offense: After Chris was so worried about them last week, they did something completely different against the Jets.

(1:22:15) Buccaneers offense: Tom Brady got hit early, and then left a lot of yards on the field.

(1:39:15) Play of the F*#%ing Day: You voted, so Chris breaks down the Deebo Samuel TD on 4th-and-6.

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Week 10 Recap: Cam is back, Mahomes on track Nov 15, 2021

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(3:25) Chiefs def. Raiders: Patrick Mahomes looks like his old self, but Chris still has some concerns. Also, Ahmed wonders if fans can be upset about postgame jersey swaps.

(19:50) Cowboys def. Falcons: Stop blitzing Dak Prescott.

(26:30) Bills def. Jets: Has Chris stopped worrying about the Buffalo offense? And the Mike White hype is (thankfully) dead.

(33:25) Panthers def. Cardinals: PJ Walker "did a good job," but should the Panthers still start Cam Newton?

(42:40) Packers def. Seahawks: Russ and Rodgers returned, but the Green Bay D stole the show

(49:35) Patriots def. Browns: "This is the most shocking final score of the weekend"

(57:30) Offensive Rookie of the Year: Can Mac Jones win over Ja'Marr Chase?

(1:00:35) Titans def. Saints: Jeffery Simmons is moving up the F*** Up The Play ranks. And Simms is tired of referees deciding games.

(1:08:20) Vikings def. Chargers: Ahmed chokes out an amazing stat about Minnesota. And is LA still a playoff contender?

(1:14:40) Washington def. Buccaneers: "This is why Tom Brady isn't a Top 5 QB at age 44."

(1:21:00) Eagles def. Broncos: "Teddy B...the B is for Business decision." And don't count Philly out yet.

(1:27:55) Lions & Steelers tie: It's been a historic couple weeks for Detroit. And is the Steelers QB of the future on the roster?

(1:35:05) Colts def. Jaguars: Another "weird' win for Indy

(1:37:50) MNF Preview - Rams at 49ers - San Francisco is desperate, but will that make a difference?

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Week 10 Picks: Russ returns + "I can't get behind KC" Nov 11, 2021

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(3:20) TNF: Ravens at Dolphins

(7:25) Falcons at Cowboys

(11:00) Jaguars at Colts

(13:50) Browns at Patriots

(17:30) Bills at Jets

(22:00) Lions at Steelers

(25:30) Saints at Titans

(29:05) Buccaneers at Washington

(30:40) Panthers at Cardinals

(35:10) Vikings at Chargers

(37:35) Eagles at Broncos

(40:00) Seahawks at Packers

(45:30) SNF: Chiefs at Raiders

(48:45) MNF: Rams at 49ers

(51:05) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

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