Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

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Rosa "Jeans & Heels” Blasi Jan 19, 2022

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Hut, hut, hike! Steven & Lily sneak into the locker room with TV actress/marriage therapist/friend of Steven’s cousin Rosa Blasi and her outrageous 2011 memoir “Jock Itch: The Misadventures of a Retired Jersey Chaser,” which is literally about her being horny for professional athletes. From her scientific dick size metaphors (baseball bat, old croissant), to her iconic list of the best locations to meet football players, skiing in Big Bear with her gays to playing a stripper with eczema, this is a salacious hail mary pass right to the endzone. Touchdown, ladies!

Plus! In the VIP Lounge—Netflix’s new bisexual Christmas-themed dating show, Lily’s lonely lesbian chilldhod sports career, and Steven gets a truly harrowing massage in Mexico.

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How Was Your New Year's? Jan 12, 2022

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And just like that…it’s 2022! Lily returns from Nashville with COVID—and wild tales of natural wine conveyer belts, Miranda Lambert’s cantina and a bisexual mom Uber driver. Meanwhile in Mexico City, Steven attends a queer dinner fiesta, trawls for vintage Versace and enthusiastically embraces the role of DJ Booth Bitch.

Then— you definitely don’t wanna miss the VIP Lounge on this one—Steven drops El Chapo tea, gets caught by club security with *******, and does a live virtual unboxing of Lily’s present to him from Kristin Cavallari’s store, Uncommon James. Calienté!

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"The Bible" feat. Ben Mora Dec 22, 2021

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Get on your knees, ladies! Toxic gay Twitter frenemy Ben Mora joins our favorite Massholes for the world’s biggest celebrity—God—and his 1300 B.C. bestseller, The Bible. From everyone on the pod having COVID (God’s work) to which Bible characters are non-binary, Nazareth’s circumcision obsession, Noah’s red carpet, Lily and Ben’s Unitarian Universalist pasts and why God is a JAP—this is a journey of biblical proportions. Amen, brother.

Plus! In the VIP Lounge—Christmas gift guides, the SATC reboot, and Alison Roman’s merch.

Find Ben's offensive commentary on Twitter @ben_awareness, his shitposting on Instagram @benmoraa, buy his merch @number1funnyshirt, and listen to his podcast @seekinggderangementss

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Anthony “Beers With Obama” Bourdain Dec 15, 2021

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Sharpen your knives, assholes! The nasty gals of podcasting finally take on the original bad boy of cuisine, Anthony Bourdain, and his 2000 gamechanger “Kitchen Confidential.” From banging customers in the walk-in to why you shouldn’t order fish on Sunday, Lily’s dark secrets from working at Dimes to why soup is gay, this is the creme de la creme of culinary reporting. Don’t you dare fuck with my mise-en-place.

Plus, in the VIP Lounge—Lily gets a cold sore, Morgan Wallen’s expensive concert tickets, and the peculiar shame of having a doorman.

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Seth “Soft G” Rogen w/ Physical Therapy Dec 08, 2021

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Do you even smoke, bro? Pack your most artisanal bong as Steven & Lily are joined by their BFF and noted Jewish suburbanite Daniel Fisher (aka DJ Physical Therapy) to discuss stoner icon Seth Rogen’s 2021 memoir “Yearbook.” From Bar Mitzvah money to forgetting someone’s Canadian, Seth’s Obama obsession to step-sister porn, this one’s a very hazy walk down memory lane. Pass that dutch!

In this week's VIP Lounge — which you can hear a preview of at the end of this episode — the gals chop up the Mayor Pete documentary, and analyze a bevy of common first names with astonishing accuracy.

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Peggy “Keeping Up With Bohemia” Guggenheim Dec 01, 2021

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This week Steven and Lily dip their toes into the art world with Peggy Guggenheim's memoir, "Out Of This Century: Confessions Of An Art Addict."

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Out of Office: A Message from Lily “Chief Turkey” Marotta Nov 24, 2021

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Hey Club Kids! We're taking the week off but we'll be back next week with a brand new episode and secret segment! Enjoy the holiday!

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Lauren “Thank You Hyatt” Conrad Nov 17, 2021

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Meghan "My Father" McCain Nov 10, 2021

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Paging Freud! We dive deep with the original queen of daddy issues, Meghan McCain, and her wildly defensive memoir "Bad Republican." CBC lore: This is the only episode Lily and Steven listened to on audiobook together.

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Elvira "Moosewood Mom" Peterson Nov 03, 2021

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This week the gals get spooky with the actress and queen of horror, Elvira and her 2021 memoir, "Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark."

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