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The Oscars, Small Town News, and Happy National Pi (Pie) Day! Mar 15, 2023

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Today’s show is like, “When the moon, hits your eye, like a big hairy pie. That’s a nastay!"
It’s National Pie Day! Or, I meant to say National "PI" Day. What the hell is PI? And what other Irrational National holidays are today? Check out this week's show as we’re gonna make fun of them.

In our Best Trends segment, we talk about the Oscars and Jimmy Kimmel's performance as the host. And we have St. Patricks Day coming up. Who in our studio crew has a birthday on that awesome day

In Small Town News, a guy In Grundy, VA got caught eating "hair pie" at a gas station. Happy Pi Day! And Happy Taco Tuesday! Intern Isaiah does a great job of sharing this story and even gets in a joke that gets a laugh out of the engineer booth.

Also, I give away more of my hard-earned money in this week's edition of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? Who's going to win the check? And do they choose to take the check, or something from the Mystery Swag Box?

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Chris Rock, Train Derailments, Dogs Getting Busy in Church, and PB & KY Jelly Sandwiches! Mar 08, 2023

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Today’s show is going to make you happier two dogs slappin' each other in church on a slippery, blue grassy knoll.

Because at the end of the show I’m going to eat a Peanut Butter and KY Jelly Sandwich. Why would I do this? I explain the reason - and the joke behind - during the episode. And I’m dead cereal about it. Cause it's National Cereal Day. What other Irrational National Holidays are today? Check out the show as we’re gonna make fun of them.

In Best Trends we’re gonna talk about Chris Rock’s New LIVE Netflix special. Who watched it? What did you think? Did he mess up a joke that got edited out of the recorded Netflix version? We also talk about other trainwrecks... I mean "derailments". We talk about the problems Norfolk Southern is facing... but what about Suffolk Northern?!?

In Small Town News, a priest was interrupted by two dogs humping in church. I'm pretty sure that’s adultery. Intern Elliott does his best to get all of his jokes about this story in as I keep interrupting him.

Also, I’ve got more money to give away. I've got another residual check to give away to a lucky audience member in another round of How Much is that Screen Actors Guild Residual Check? How much is it? I don’t know? But audience members call in during the live show for a chance to win it.

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Tooth Fairies, the Murdaugh Murders, and Buck Wild Deer! Mar 01, 2023

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Today’s show is very, very fairy. And ruthless and toothless!

It’s National Tooth Fairy Day, what other Irrational National Holidays are today? Listen to the show, 'cause we’re gonna make fun of them.

It's Catherine Bach's birthday! The local Hickory television station - WHKY - is being sold to Jimmy Swaggart! And I saw the movie "Cocaine Bear"!

In Best Trends, we’re gonna talk about the new film "Peter Pan & Wendy". Why are people getting so mad about it? Plus, the Murdaugh trial is underway, which leads me to a great Meme I share with the audience. Oh, and Steven Seagal is in the news for being best friends with Putin.

In Small Town News, yet another high school was vandalized and terrorized by a mad deer. Buckin' crazy, man! What elk is new, doe?

Also, my pal Marc Hunt was going to be here to play Goodwill Hunting, where we unbox gifts we got each other at a Goodwill. But he's sick, so Mark "Have-an-8-Balls-Deep" is here to take his place.

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Fat Tuesday, Chris Stapleton, Kenny Powers and an Animal Armageddon! Feb 22, 2023

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Today is Fat Tuesday! So this episode is going to be like a big glutenous goat, who is eating deer meat at a Waffle House with Kenny Powers!

Chris Stapleton did an awesome job with the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Some say it was the best since Whitney Houston. So why is Darius Rucker pissed off? And what's it got to do with hats?

In Small Town News, two goats in Texas go to a Target and do a little aisle shopping. Then in Tennessee a deer busts through the windows of a high school. Even the animals know... it’s Armageddon.

In Best Trends, Ricky Stenhouse Jr. wins the Daytona 500. How did he celebrate? By visiting the Waffle House that evening. And is Patrick Mahomes turning into EASTBOUND & DOWN's Kenny Powers?

It's Irrational National Holliday Time! Happy Fastnacht Day! Happy Paczki Day! Happy National Sticky Bun Day! And, our favorite... Happy National Pancake Day!

Also, I’ve got more money to give away. I got another Residual Check here. How much is it? I don’t know! But some members of our live audience call in and try to make their best guess.

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Intimate Unidentified Streaking Humans, Full of Love! Feb 15, 2023

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It’s Valentine’s Day! And I got y’all some cards. Stick around! Me and Marcus Stamos will read them to ya in our most romantic, sexy voices.

In Small Town News, a “streaker” steals the show at the 16th hole of a Golf Tournament. We’re gonna watch that video and rank his performance. Was he really a streaker? We need to come up with a different name for a streaker that’s not completely nude. And why was the golf event called the “Waste Management” tournament?

In our Best Trends segment, it’s all about UFO’S and our military shootin’ ‘em down. Why are they here? What do they want? And have any of our audience members ever seen one? We bring in aircraft and military expert (and super friend of the show) Shane Flint to get us the information we need.

And I’ve got more money to give away! Audience members call in for a chance to win one of my Residual Checks. How much is it? It’s a pretty small check. Who wins it? And do they choose to keep the check or get something from my Mystery Grab Bag (box)?

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Spy Balloons, Firefighters Set Breakfast on Fire, and Goodwill Hunting! Feb 08, 2023

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Welcome to episode 167 of COUNTRY-ish. And today’s show has lots of Zoomin’, tastes like Fettuccini, and is filled with Chinese Hot Air!

I'm on the road and have to Zoom into the show, but hosting duties are handled by Sebastian, Intern Isaiah, and the rest of the COUNTRY-ish crew.

In our Best Trends segment, we talk about the Chinese Spy Balloon! Why did it meet its end in Myrtle Beach? And a special Happy Birthday to a friend of the show Garth Brooks!

In Small Town News, Intern Isaiah shares a story about a group of firefighters that set their own breakfast on fire.

Our friend Benny - who makes the Jon Reep Hot Sauce - calls in to share his own personal stories from the firehouse!

And today is Feb 7th… what Irrational National Holidays are being celebrated today? Happy National Periodic Table Day and National Fettuccine Alfredo Day!

And Marcus Stamos and Sebastian trade some gifts from our local goodwill in another installment of GOODWILL HUNTING.

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King of the Hill Returns, Save the Pig, and Super Bowl Predictions! Feb 01, 2023

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Today’s show is Bass Ackwards and hotter than a smoked pig at a Texas BBQ.

What did we think of the NFL division championship games? Who's pulling for the Eagles in the Super Bowl, and who's making the correct decision and cheering for the Chiefs?

In Small Town News, there was a couple who won a pig at a fair but then were denied when they tried to bring it home alive. Sounds like a Bon Jovi song.

In our Best Trends segment, the show King of Hill is trending. Dang it Bobby! Find out why, and find out which members of our crew have yet to see any episodes of this show!

Today is National Backwards Day. AKA, Kris Kross Day, AKA Miggity Miggity Mac Daddy Day. What other Irrational National Holidays are today?

And I’ve got money to give away. Lucky listeners call in to get a chance to win one of my Screen Actors Guild Residual Checks!

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Garth Brooks & Trisha Yearwood, Sexy M&Ms and DOOMSDAY! Jan 25, 2023

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This week's show is like that Garth Brooks song "If Tomorrow Never Comes." Why? Because DOOMSDAY is here. So grab a can of beer and eat all the peanut butter M&Ms you want.

I share stories from my travels to Richmond VA and Nashville TN. Did I mention the dinner I had with country legends Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood? I share the details and photos.

In BEST TRENDS... did we all know about the DOOMSDAY CLOCK? It's now 90 seconds to midnight. What does that mean? Cue the Kanye West song...
Also, M&Ms are ditching their spokescandies after some backlash. What's going on with the sexy green M&M? And the brown M&M... what's her deal? We discuss and share our favorite M&M spokescandy fantasies.

It’s National Compliment Day. So I’ll start by complimenting you, our faithful listener or viewer at home. I think you’re awesome. And your taste in podcasts is impeccable. What other Irrational National Holiday’s are today?

I give away some of my money to a lucky listener on this week's HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? Who's going to win? Watch the show to find out. And Marc Hunt is here in the studio so we're gonna unbox some new gifts we got each other at our local Goodwill as we play another round of GOODWILL HUNTING.

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Passion of the Classy COUNTRY-ish 2: Electric Boogaloo! Jan 18, 2023

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It’s National Classy Day. So I try my best to look classy on the show. How did I do? And what other Irrational National Holidays are today?

I read a bunch of comments from last week and answer your questions, too. Which leads us to talk about what type of jelly (or jam) is best with peanut butter for sandwiches? Is it Grape? Is it Strawberry? The debate gets pretty heated (not really).

We also play a little Show-and-Tell. Sebastian brings in some sort of contraption... that's for cutting dies? But it has a piece missing... so it's pretty much worthless. And I show off some toys and newspaper ads from my days as a Dodge spokesperson. Is there something in the future coming from Dodge?

I made a TikTok video that's got over 300,000 views... and it's probably the dumbest thing I've ever done. But people are loving it. What's the deal? And why does it make me kind of mad?

And in Best Trends, they've announced a PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 so, of course, we have to talk about movie sequels and how "Electric Boogaloo" is a requirement to add to the end of any movie title.

This episode is a classy, intimate step back-in-time. It’s like a glamour shot.

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