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Can You Don't? | Turd Throw. Shoey. Popeye’s. News Baby. Jun 04, 2025

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AHHHHHH!!! THREE YEARS ALREADY?! You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for all the support over the last few years. Hopefully you enjoy this FLONG'ED out episode to celebrate three years of utter nonsense we like to call Can You Don't?! HUGS AND TUGS.

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Can You Don't? | ***FREE BONUS PREVIEW*** Holding Cell. Harrison. Finger. Oh, Crazy. May 28, 2025

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There's only so many ways to make a pickle... pretty sure that's all you need to know. Let's talk about that, what to do when someone starts talking to you during a movie, sticking things in your butt while your dad takes a shower, slamming your dong in a doorknob while your partner carries the groceries, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Woodpecker. Fertilize. Murphy. Antivenom. May 21, 2025

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What position did you play?! Let's talk about that, the implications of having one arm that's an entire foot longer than your other arm, lonely people caring way too much about their Roomba vacuums, all the different "laws" that people use to navigate society, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Farm Noises. Dry Toes. Violence. Shipwreck. May 14, 2025

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IT'S SIMPLE. DO YOU WANT A GUN AND DRY TOES, OR NO GUN AND WET TOES?! Let's talk about that, how much would it cost to have a peacock as a pet, trying to convince your partner that your favorite show isn't more violent than her favorite show, talking in a cartoon character's voice during sexy time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Soda Space. Mount Fuji. Moms. Tarantula. May 07, 2025

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If your car was stolen from your driveway and you just happen to find the exact same car you had stolen posted for sale online 70 miles away... would that raise any red flags? Or would you just be pumped you found the same exact car online and buy it immediately? Let's talk about that, having to be rescued while hiking the same mountain TWICE in 4 days, sharing your dream home with a giant spider that eats all your leftovers, how great moms can be, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Popcorn. Catholic. Electric. Survival Wiener. Apr 30, 2025

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What would you do if you were babysitting, the kid you're babysitting asked you to check under the bed for monsters, then when you do check there's a FUCKING PERSON ACTUALLY UNDER THE BED?! Let's talk about that, the fastest little wiener dog in the world, why is everyone throwing popcorn around the movie theatre, asking your mom to buy you presents because your husband can't seem to figure it out, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Meth. Slug Shoes. Bad Girlfriend. Fabric Seats. Apr 23, 2025

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Is there anything more romantic than having some sloppy anal sex next a pile of used heroine needles? Let's talk about that, how fun it would be to be buried alive, using a dead mouse to stop a co-worker from stealing your frozen burritos, doing lots of a little things to get revenge when you're upset with your partner, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Fitted Sheet. Powerful. Wifi. Morally Gray. Apr 16, 2025

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A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's talk about that, sharing dick tattoos with your coworkers, how does laundry detergent continue to get more powerful, having to address shady conversations you hear in public, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Flaming Ship. Viagra. Sneeze. Truck Nuts. Apr 09, 2025

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Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the mix? Let's talk about that, a prankster that doesn't quite understand the limits of a prank, running against your sibling in a political race, trying to talk a stranger into letting their child tickle your feet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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Can You Don't? | Terminated. Water Fountain. Next. Hairy Shoes. Apr 02, 2025

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If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avoid them because... you know... that could get very awkward? Let's talk about that, Bryan getting flipped off everywhere he goes, what some evil piece of shit did in an Orlando airport, why can't anyone figure out to effectively talk about their plans 'next weekend', and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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